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Title: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 06:24:40 PM
 whistle:

I did not linger on the handshake, just incase earlier comments about pressing flesh may have been true.

A very enjoyable hour was had, pity I was driving cos I fancied getting rat arsed and going down the docks.

He made the huge mistake of offering to buy me a drink, unaware that when it came to my turn I would have to leave. whistle: whistle:

The hovercraft story was so impressive it could have been a Roal Dahl Tale of the Unexpected  eyes:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2007, 07:08:59 PM
Clearly an exciting time was had by all. drumroll:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 07:48:56 PM
he may have caught head lice from me.. whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Mr Happy on June 20, 2007, 07:49:29 PM
Must have been a confusing social experiment for Nick.

Fancy a scouser turning up somewhere with nothing worth robbing.
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 10:49:26 PM
Bit worrying this...he said he'd check in here when he got home..that was at 6:15pm..given that it would take him 3 hours to get home he should have reported by now...

I fear he may have called at...

THE DOCKS !!!

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 10:52:13 PM
I also forgot to mention that, sitting together, we DID resemble an offender and his probation officer *












* i'll let you decide which was which
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Misunderstood on June 20, 2007, 11:43:54 PM
I also forgot to mention that, sitting together, we DID resemble an offender and his probation officer *



STILL no Nick?

What time did Barrow Docks explode?  Anyone know?

Didn't see anything on the news....














* i'll let you decide which was which
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 07:19:09 AM
Glad you enjoyed the hovercraft storyu. I still wake in the night screaming about tht experience and it was over 25 years ago!
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 09:18:42 AM
Glad you enjoyed the hovercraft storyu. I still wake in the night screaming about tht experience and it was over 25 years ago!

Ok I dont know what happened but it sounds cataclysNick even by your standards.

Note to self: If by some quirk of fate I acquire a hovercraft Nick isnt allowed within 10 miles of it.  eeek:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 09:34:03 AM
I stopped in Ulverstone on the way home (just to see what it was like) and the first thing I saw was the local unconvincing transvestite bumming a light off a Buddhist nun.

Normal for Ulverstone I suppose. confused:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 11:34:04 AM
I wouldnt know, Ulverstone is  a town in Australia, Ulverston is a town in Cumbria   point:
2 interesting facts about Ulverston

1. Birthplace of Stan Laurel
2. It was the original title of Glenn Cambell's " Galveston ", he thought the town was lovely when he visited, but his advisors told him he'd sell more records if he used an AMERICAN CITY
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 11:39:50 AM
I saw the signs to the Laurel and Hardy museum.

I had that Glenn Campbell in my kitchen once! confused:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 11:43:33 AM
I saw the signs to the Laurel and Hardy museum.

I had that Glenn Campbell in my kitchen once! confused:

did he dunk his HobNob ? whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:44:58 PM
I clean my gun and dream of Ulverston.

Has a certain temptation about it
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 12:52:38 PM
I clean my gun and dream of Ulverston.

Has a certain temptation about it

 drumroll:
applaud for that..well done whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 12:59:23 PM
good cars in Ulverston

http://ulverstonrant.zoomshare.com/5.html
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 01:08:04 PM
Not much else to do there I guess, apart from become a nun or dress up as a woman. Hmmmmmmm I see a theme developing here...........
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Berek on June 21, 2007, 01:46:40 PM
all those Buddhist monks you see in Ulverston are from Conishead Priory, which is on the coast road between Barrow and Ulverston ( not the road you came on ), it is a place anyone can go to. You have to give up everything you go with and they give you the robes to wear for the duration of your stay. A lot of celebs go there to relax .

http://www.conisheadpriory.org/buddhist-community.htm


Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2007, 01:53:18 PM
And transvestites.

She was quite cute, in a Sinead O'Connor kind of way..........

http://www.sineadoconnor.com/gal_hand.htm (http://www.sineadoconnor.com/gal_hand.htm)
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Mr Happy on June 21, 2007, 08:30:20 PM
I saw the signs to the Laurel and Hardy museum.


Went there when i was about 7, amazing place.  Got really into the black and white shows and the Film Fun comics.  Some of them are worth a few bob now!

http://www.laurel-and-hardy-museum.co.uk/ (http://www.laurel-and-hardy-museum.co.uk/)

Just the music  ;D
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Misunderstood on June 21, 2007, 10:34:03 PM

http://www.laurel-and-hardy-museum.co.uk/ (http://www.laurel-and-hardy-museum.co.uk/)

Just the music  ;D

I know where the other one is !  ;)
Title: Re: Berek v Nick - The Outcome
Post by: Mr Happy on June 22, 2007, 12:00:40 AM

http://www.laurel-and-hardy-museum.co.uk/ (http://www.laurel-and-hardy-museum.co.uk/)

Just the music  ;D

I know where the other one is !  ;)

Their music is better:

http://www.laurelandhardymuseum.org/ (http://www.laurelandhardymuseum.org/)

Been to the place...