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Title: The French
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 15, 2009, 09:44:08 PM
Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.
Title: Re: The French
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2009, 08:38:37 AM
I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS  ;)
Title: Re: The French
Post by: tel on April 16, 2009, 08:40:49 AM
I used to do the pensions admin for the makers of Durex - The London Rubber Co.
Title: Re: The French
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 08:43:17 AM
Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.



I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq27tXSA.jpg&hash=b36fb0e3a0bcf5e8dd3b17826c7f7f8ceef87aba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq27tXSA)
Title: Re: The French
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2009, 09:44:48 AM
I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS  ;)
Give the absence of 'hard times' chez GOS, the stockpile will probably last until the next century.

Unless he is using them to keep mud out of the barrel of his Bren gun of course. ;)
Title: Re: The French
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 01:35:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBMlZk_lqCM

 happy088
Title: Re: The French
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS  ;)
Indeed Miss D, I stillhave one in my wallet, somewhat crumpled I must admit. I sometimes look at it and sigh. sad32:
Title: Re: The French
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2009, 01:56:30 PM
Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.



I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq27tXSA.jpg&hash=b36fb0e3a0bcf5e8dd3b17826c7f7f8ceef87aba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq27tXSA)

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me
Title: Re: The French
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2009, 01:58:27 PM
Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.



I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq27tXSA.jpg&hash=b36fb0e3a0bcf5e8dd3b17826c7f7f8ceef87aba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq27tXSA)

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me
Are you sure, Veronica?
Title: Re: The French
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2009, 01:58:38 PM
I take it your stockpile will last your through these hard times GOS  ;)
Give the absence of 'hard times' chez GOS, the stockpile will probably last until the next century.

Unless he is using them to keep mud out of the barrel of his Bren gun of course. ;)
I like your style Darwin,
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Unless he is using them to keep mud out of the barrel of his Bren gun of course. ;)

Hard times? I bloody wish!
Title: Re: The French
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2009, 01:59:47 PM
Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.



I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq27tXSA.jpg&hash=b36fb0e3a0bcf5e8dd3b17826c7f7f8ceef87aba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq27tXSA)

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me
Are you sure, Veronica?
Shit.. rumbled again, was it the petticoat that gave me away?
Title: Re: The French
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
Once again the frogs are holding us to ransom by blocking off the ports, they always seem to be on strike  on every British Bank Holiday.

So I have decided  to make my own small protest  by boycotting their goods, in future I shall no longer buy any French Letters. I thank you.



I'll send you mine GOS it's only been used once....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq27tXSA.jpg&hash=b36fb0e3a0bcf5e8dd3b17826c7f7f8ceef87aba) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq27tXSA)

Thanks for that Mis C, I noted  that there was no mention of me
Are you sure, Veronica?
Shit.. rumbled again, was it the petticoat that gave me away?
That, and the aroma of lavender.
Title: Re: The French
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
Gives me away every time, a satchet under each arm pit is a tad over the top maybe.