The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2009, 09:49:33 AM
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I have just had a surveyor come round to assess the house. I offered him a cup of tea / coffee etc as I can be hospitable when the occasion requires it angel1
He then sat down and proceeded to launch into his life story - 52 yrs old, married late in life - 3 children , youngest 2 eldest 8. Lives in such a such place , did this , did that ....
25 minutes he sat in the chair - yaketty yakkety yak evil:
Why do people feel the need to bear their souls when you don't know them and are never likely to see them again. I am quite happy to talk about the weather and other inane dribble but I really don't want to know the ins and outs of your domestics.
Do your job and bog off evil:
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happy100
BTW did I mention to you the occasion of my tenth birthday, it was a warm sunny day and my mother had arranged for some of my friends to come round for tea, as I recall it was to be Deborah, Audrey, Alison and Sarah my bestest friends in all the world, except maybe for Deborah who was forever going off with Alison and that just wasn't fair as far I was concerned. I was wearing my best dress, I know that you are riveted shall I continue, wait till I get to the incident involving waxed dishes, jelly and blancmange, truly amusing I assure you....
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Seconded...
Also, the correct response to "How are you?" is "Fine thank you".
Not a two hour long diatribe on your latest ailment or details of how the car let you down and you had to call the garage out... noooo:
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I have just had a surveyor come round to assess the house. I offered him a cup of tea / coffee etc as I can be hospitable when the occasion requires it angel1
He then sat down and proceeded to launch into his life story - 52 yrs old, married late in life - 3 children , youngest 2 eldest 8. Lives in such a such place , did this , did that ....
25 minutes he sat in the chair - yaketty yakkety yak evil:
Why do people feel the need to bear their souls when you don't know them and are never likely to see them again. I am quite happy to talk about the weather and other inane dribble but I really don't want to know the ins and outs of your domestics.
Do your job and bog off evil:
'Spect when you get his bill it will be £s per hour or part thereof. whistle:
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Seconded...
Also, the correct response to "How are you?" is "Fine thank you".
Not a two hour long diatribe on your latest ailment or details of how the car let you down and you had to call the garage out... noooo:
I see you are acquainted with my sister. I know more about her plumbing and her tubes in general to write a book noooo:
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the correct response to "How are you?" is "Fine thank you".
I find a better answer is "Psychopathic", followed by a long stare straight in their eyes.
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the correct response to "How are you?" is "Fine thank you".
I find a better answer is "Psychopathic", followed by a long stare straight in their eyes.
lol: lol: lol:
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'Spect when you get his bill it will be £s per hour or part thereof. whistle:
Well he can deduct half an hour for starters evil:
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We have Barry the over chatty decorator back for three weeks this summer. I may have to keeeeel him
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Has Stanley Baxter been excommunicated for good now then ?
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He will never cross my threshold again eveilgrin:
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He will never cross my threshold again eveilgrin:
Until the telly packs up again...?
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NEVER. Scottish bastardo evil:
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I have just had a surveyor come round to assess the house. I offered him a cup of tea / coffee etc as I can be hospitable when the occasion requires it angel1
He then sat down and proceeded to launch into his life story - 52 yrs old, married late in life - 3 children , youngest 2 eldest 8. Lives in such a such place , did this , did that ....
25 minutes he sat in the chair - yaketty yakkety yak evil:
Why do people feel the need to bear their souls when you don't know them and are never likely to see them again. I am quite happy to talk about the weather and other inane dribble but I really don't want to know the ins and outs of your domestics.
Do your job and bog off evil:
Maybe you have a kind face and demeanour that encourages people to bare their souls to you, knowing that you may have the answer to all their ills, woes and global warning.. there again maybe not rubschin: