The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 01, 2009, 12:42:23 PM
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I have a contract and Vodyphone called to say they could review my tariff. Fine, review it. They reduced it to a tenner a month.
They offered a new phone.
I quite like my Nokia Brick phone. It makes calls and receives them. It has big buttons. But I like new toys, so I said fine.
It arrives.
It's weeny
It also has:
Radio
Video Cam
Camera
MP3
Voice recorder
Games evil:
ANd tons of other stuff
And a MAHOOSIVE manual
Bastard thing evil:
Buttons are so small that I go for one and my stub of a finger hits about three evil:
Makes stupid noises
Manual is crapola
Have to stare at it a lot to work out what the fook it's doing
Keeps wanting to connnect me to the intermong
Does the radio werk off radio waves, like, or is it intermong based and therefore costing? Serious question
I now see it claims to have as tellyvision on it. WTF is that about rubschin:
I may have to revert to the Brick
Ooh, it has Google Maps too! Does that cost me or are they inside the phone, like?
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I suggest you get hands-on training from The Boy... point:
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evil:
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If the Radio is the same as on mine (Sony Ericsson) you plug in the ear piece thing (cable acting as aerial) and away you go angel1 It's an FM radio, not intermong.
I use it quite a bit, although not on the tube, obviously whistle:
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Thanks, the manual is of course silent on this. I assume a radio is a radio, but if the stoopid phone connects to the Intermong I may end up living n a cardboard box after listening to the News Quiz (on tonight) or summat.
Bastards
I am surrounded by idiot manual writers Banghead
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I gorra new one (Sony Ericsson so prolly the same or very similar) ~ does all those things too ~ a couple of weeks ago .
Still trying to work it all out but it looks nice when I place it on the table in meetings whistle:
I still want to know how they hide a video camera and digital stills camera in there when my Digital Camera is hooge.
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It's an illusion whistle:
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rubschin:
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I gorra new one (Sony Ericsson so prolly the same or very similar) ~ does all those things too ~ a couple of weeks ago .
Still trying to work it all out but it looks nice when I place it on the table in meetings whistle:
I still want to know how they hide a video camera and digital stills camera in there when my Digital Camera is hooge.
Because the cameras are shite.
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I gorra new one (Sony Ericsson so prolly the same or very similar) ~ does all those things too ~ a couple of weeks ago .
Still trying to work it all out but it looks nice when I place it on the table in meetings whistle:
I still want to know how they hide a video camera and digital stills camera in there when my Digital Camera is hooge.
Because the cameras are shite.
Brief and to the point as ever.
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I have decided to be less wasteful. This includes with words.
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I have decided to be less wasteful. This includes with words.
happy088 angel1
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Bye bye IKEA angel1
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Indeed. sad24:
I also have a lack of energy due to not eating. sad24:
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Diet. Wenchy becomes a size 0 and falls down a crack in the floor noooo:
Boobs stop asp aspyh breathing problems
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I also have a lack of energy due to not eating. sad24:
Not eating isnt going to reduce waste Wenchy, if anything a lack of energy could increase it.