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Title: Compare the meerkat
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2009, 10:17:41 AM

Dunno if you've tried this :-

http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/compare

I think it's hilarious!

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 10:33:14 AM

Haven't been able to get my boys off it for weeks ~ They want a Meercat for Christmas  eeek:

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2009, 10:38:10 AM

I imagine they smell. Mind you, so do small boys  rubschin:

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2009, 10:41:04 AM

"Get your motor running, head out on the highway, Bikerkat is oiled up and ready to ride. Liking nothing better than wind in whiskers and hot tarmac under wheels, Bikerkat once rode 700 miles just to get a burrito.

This meerkat goes to Weston Super Mare to play slot machine and snog stranger outside closed beach bar or stand in middle of gigantic empty car park when feeling sickness of home in Kalahari."

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1hWvor.jpg&hash=d2b2ced394cba841fa1b18f4ed1ed3d32fc5a2e7) (http://www.postimage.org/)

I selected a large motorcycling meerkat in Weston-Super-Mare

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2009, 12:51:12 PM

I suggest all VPers select a meerkat and change their avatars  I think Nick would suit a large, helicoptering (obviously, as he can't drive) meerkat from Berlin  ;D

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2009, 12:54:11 PM

 evil:

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: Pastis on May 07, 2009, 01:18:03 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxxCiHA.jpg&hash=34a62dfb24bff9dbb9e69ab5f834f7b74a943469) (http://www.postimage.org/)

In Rio, lifting weights,  ;D

"Weightskat is heavy in a good way. Can lift heavy box of stereo equipment without making sweat. Weightskat also knows how to make delicious banana protein shake.

This meerkat likes to ride fabulous rainbow colour float at Rio Carnival flying flag of Meerkat Pride."

 eyes:

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2009, 01:40:22 PM

Shall we try Miss D in Cyprus?

Best I can do  noooo:

http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/results?s=0&l=02&h=11 (http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/results?s=0&l=02&h=11)

Title: Re: Compare the meerkat
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2009, 02:04:11 PM

For GOS

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comparethemeerkat.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fmeerkats%2Fstd%2F20312.jpg&hash=be3adf73379bed2927998363fc4504ab242c303e)

Re-enactkat uses weekends to make exciting re-enactment of famous battles. Battle of Waterloo is especially exhausting and hazardous experience with only one hour break for cheese sandwich lunch.

This meerkat enjoys story-speaking of London taxi man particularly the one about when he had whole cast of 'Kats' in the back of his cab. It was filthy afterwards.