The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2009, 11:36:31 AM
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Not been able to get in for the past half hour or so and more worryingly, twice this morning on navigating between topics I was redirected to another, somewhat dubious site (youtubxxxx) and then got lots of attempted popup and virus warnings.
rubschin:
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Not been able to get in for the past half hour or so and more worryingly, twice this morning on navigating between topics I was redirected to another, somewhat dubious site (youtubxxxx) and then got lots of attempted popup and virus warnings.
rubschin:
I have had problems getting into the site, but no dodgy stuff.
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I suspect Miss D has found BM trying to post her bikini pics on here and has taken action. whistle:
I've had the company anti virus and security programs going nuts this morning while logged into this site. 10 enforced reboots in as many minutes.
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Now getting the odd redirect to 404 error.
rubschin: rubschin:
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I had problems last week but none this. I should look nearer to home for your problems. Mine vanished when I purged the virus using AVG and then switched from using IE to Firefox. I never seem to get the log in probs or virus attacks when using Firefox ~ dunno why I keep IE except that it automatically logs me on whereas Firefox requires me to DIY the log in.
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It collapsed. BM was posting photos Banghead
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I had problems last week but none this. I should look nearer to home for your problems. Mine vanished when I purged the virus using AVG and then switched from using IE to Firefox. I never seem to get the log in probs or virus attacks when using Firefox ~ dunno why I keep IE except that it automatically logs me on whereas Firefox requires me to DIY the log in.
I use Firefox rubschin:
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I had problems last week but none this. I should look nearer to home for your problems. Mine vanished when I purged the virus using AVG and then switched from using IE to Firefox. I never seem to get the log in probs or virus attacks when using Firefox ~ dunno why I keep IE except that it automatically logs me on whereas Firefox requires me to DIY the log in.
Two different machines - at home this morning and here at work. Probably connected to using IE but I'm still inclined to put the root cause to the VP server as no other site is playing up.
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They are all splashing about in bikinis. Water in the gubbins evil:
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I had problems last week but none this. I should look nearer to home for your problems. Mine vanished when I purged the virus using AVG and then switched from using IE to Firefox. I never seem to get the log in probs or virus attacks when using Firefox ~ dunno why I keep IE except that it automatically logs me on whereas Firefox requires me to DIY the log in.
Two different machines - at home this morning and here at work. Probably connected to using IE but I'm still inclined to put the root cause to the VP server as no other site is playing up.
I concur.
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Well we don't own the server ~ we simply rent the space on it. BM is the only one able to speak to them and he seems to be "otherwise engaged" at the moment ~ perhaps if we all shout his name at the same time he may hear us ~ or then again maybe he won't.
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We could all put bikinis on and then shout angel1
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We could all put bikinis on and then shout angel1
sick2:
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We could all put bikinis on and then shout angel1
Let's just accept that all servers have problems from time to time and they get sorted eventually. We are certainly not the only ones using this server.
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I agree, all servers come under attack, even our work ones do. Still, the AVG at home and the McAfee here stopped any nasties.
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And where is BM?
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Playing with his bandana?
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eeek:
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"Many a good tune is played on an old fiddle" ~ mind you I have never heard "Many a good tune is played by an old fiddler"
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That is because old fiddlers generally play very short tunes with a lot of mis-hit notes
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And that can be quite painful ~ so I'm told. whistle:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1iOswJ.jpg&hash=221f8c5370428aa14cdc0a5e075f3af734891cc6) (http://www.postimage.org/)
cry:
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Is Mr Wench a fiddler? eeek:
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I was thinking more of the Fiddler On (or off) the Roof razz:
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We had some problems earlier... surrender:
The Off Topic - A Virtual Pub: SMF Database Error!
There has been a problem with the database!
This is a notice email to let you know that SMF could not connect to the database, contact your host if this continues.
Between 14:04 and 14:35 Cyprus time like...
Seems fine now tho...
No XXX mucky stuff either... noooo:
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Is Mr Wench a fiddler? eeek:
It has been asked before whether Bar Wench is a gussett typer...one should not jump to conclusions.
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It has been asked before . . .
Not by anyone still living it hasn't. scared2:
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Several times when changing pages on VP I have been sent here: http://reliable007.com/?r=1306&s=1410
Which tries to download some Media Player update to which my anti-virus thingy takes exception.
I also quite often get that 'error 404' blank page message, but only on VP.
Is it just me?
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Several times when changing pages on VP I have been sent here: http://reliable007.com/?r=1306&s=1410
Which tries to download some Media Player update to which my anti-virus thingy takes exception.
I also quite often get that 'error 404' blank page message, but only on VP.
Is it just me?
No Darwin...
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6095.15
I'm werking on it like....
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Ooops... that was a close one... redface:
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What was ~ that brief "outage" when the whole damned thing died? Gerra man in!
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What was ~ that brief "outage" when the whole damned thing died? Gerra man in!
Who would you suggest...? rubschin:
And at whose expense? Shrugs:
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What was ~ that brief "outage" when the whole damned thing died? Gerra man in!
Who would you suggest...? rubschin:
And at whose expense? Shrugs:
Joking apart surely the owners of the servers on which we you rent space should resolve issues like this ~ or is it very much DIY?
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What was ~ that brief "outage" when the whole damned thing died? Gerra man in!
Who would you suggest...? rubschin:
And at whose expense? Shrugs:
Joking apart surely the owners of the servers on which we you rent space should resolve issues like this ~ or is it very much DIY?
Lets just say they take a 'hands off' approach! lol:
They're repairing my customer's site because somebody hacked in to the server and wiped the whole thing clean - hundreds of web sites... evil:
On the pub tho it is very much DIY unless you can actually prove that it was a server-side problem that caused the issue... almost impossible to do...
I may simply have to bite the bullet and replace all the code on the site... we'll keep all the shite that we've posted tho...
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Can we have a grand re-opening with a party, booze and nibbles ?
maybe it's time for a new identity as well rubschin:
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Can we have a grand re-opening with a party, booze and nibbles ?
maybe it's time for a new identity as well rubschin:
Oh gawd... doh:
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rubschin: This suggests a probable Cyprus based connection. The pub and your customer's site under attack at the same time.
Who have you upset lately?
Will you wake up with a Goat's head in the bed next to you?
Are you looking under your car before you get into it?
Are people in darkio glasses following you around the supermarket?
Can we have a band for the re-opening? GOS will want to know. whistle:
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lol:
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rubschin: This suggests a probable Cyprus based connection. The pub and your customer's site under attack at the same time.
Who have you upset lately?
Will you wake up with a Goat's head in the bed next to you?
Are you looking under your car before you get into it?
Are people in darkio glasses following you around the supermarket?
Can we have a band for the re-opening? GOS will want to know. whistle:
Well, Miss D was here recently... rubschin:
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But there were lots of pretty buttons and levers to press redface:
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TMR could help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So
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But there were lots of pretty buttons and levers to press redface:
doh:
I knew I shouldn't have let you in my dungeon basement! noooo:
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Fuck this! Banghead
I'm going to re-install it tomorrer mornin... before you all get up like... whistle:
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As a plan it has much to commend it. happy088
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Fuck this! Banghead
I'm going to re-install it tomorrer mornin... before you all get up like... whistle:
We will hold an all night vigil whistle:
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Fuck this! Banghead
I'm going to re-install it tomorrer mornin... before you all get up like... whistle:
We will hold an all night vigil whistle:
You'd better get a band in then... you know what he is like... noooo:
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Fatal error: Call to undefined function: ob_googlebot_getagent() in /vhost/vhost6/v/i/r/virtual-pub.com/www/SMF/index.php on line 84
rubschin:
Is that a sign it is on the mend?
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Fuck this! Banghead
I'm going to re-install it tomorrer mornin... before you all get up like... whistle:
We will hold an all night vigil whistle:
You'd better get a band in then... you know what he is like... noooo:
A band on ship? whistle:
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Fatal error: Call to undefined function: ob_googlebot_getagent() in /vhost/vhost6/v/i/r/virtual-pub.com/www/SMF/index.php on line 84
rubschin:
Is that a sign it is on the mend?
I got that one too ~ then BM said something like "Whoops!" and it went away.
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Still getting a blank page from time to time on Firefox and Safari, Cap'n ... Ah think she canna' tek it! scared2:
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My avatar is now from photobucket. I think. cloud9:
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Still getting a blank page from time to time on Firefox and Safari, Cap'n ... Ah think she canna' tek it! scared2:
I haven't fixed it yet! Banghead
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redface:
How am I supposed to keep up with all this shite? I'm not an MP you know eeek:
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Fuck this! Banghead
I'm going to re-install it tomorrer mornin... before you all get up like... whistle:
We will hold an all night vigil whistle:
You'd better get a band in then... you know what he is like... noooo:
A band on ship? whistle:
GM has been infected - quick, get him in quarantine lol:
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I'm fine Miss D, just enjoying the BBTB moment whistle:
Baldymort's Buggered The Bar
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I'm fine Miss D, just enjoying the BBTB moment whistle:
Baldymort's Buggered The Bar
Very brave words GM - especially when he has spent most of the day trying to sort this out on our behalf and has finally got the mojo back in your paws lol:
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I'll claim temporary insanity due to cabin fever as I'm still stuck in the office lol
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I'm fine Miss D, just enjoying the BBTB moment whistle:
Baldymort's Buggered The Bar
Very brave words GM - especially when he has spent of the day trying to sort this out on our behalf and has finally got the mojo back in your paws lol:
cloud9:
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UPDATE:
I've been working on the server this morning and have updated many of the files that could have been infected with the virus thingy....
So far, I haven't had any experiences of the blank page or anything so hopefully we've caught it.
I've also downloaded the new Version 2.0 all-singing-all-dancing version of the software. Flushed with my success I'm wondering if I should try loading that too...? scared2:
Anyhoo... Keep an eye on the forum and let me know if you have any issues. I won't add the extra bits back in 'til we are sure it is all working.
That is all...
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Thank you
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_HXanof_ku8E%2FRv1Td8TrLRI%2FAAAAAAAAA98%2FwyXkxjKxX7o%2Fs320%2FComputer_Hero.gif&hash=fff61b414fc9c5a84b4c545d497fcde0074a3049)
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Thank you
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_HXanof_ku8E%2FRv1Td8TrLRI%2FAAAAAAAAA98%2FwyXkxjKxX7o%2Fs320%2FComputer_Hero.gif&hash=fff61b414fc9c5a84b4c545d497fcde0074a3049)
lol: lol: lol:
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happ096
No problems yet happy088
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happ096
No problems yet happy088
Excellent - thank you Uncle... cloud9:
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Refresh (F5) doesn't appear to work rubschin:
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Refresh (F5) doesn't appear to work rubschin:
Does here. No other problems.
Time for Version 2 then like. happy088
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Refresh (F5) doesn't appear to work rubschin:
Works for me... whistle:
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Refresh (F5) doesn't appear to work rubschin:
Does here. No other problems.
Time for Version 2 then like. happy088
Some people are never satisfied lol:
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Refresh (F5) doesn't appear to work rubschin:
Does here. No other problems.
Time for Version 2 then like. happy088
Some people are never satisfied lol:
redface:
I could do with some excitement and an exploding pub should do for starters!
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Refresh (F5) doesn't appear to work rubschin:
Does here. No other problems.
Time for Version 2 then like. happy088
Some people are never satisfied lol:
redface:
I could do with some excitement and an exploding pub should do for starters!
It is very tempting... rubschin:
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You might as well. All those shiny new buttons to press.........
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You might as well. All those shiny new buttons to press.........
Do you want to do it then...? I'm sick of it TBH... noooo:
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I have re-booted my PC and Refresh now works happy088
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Can I ask a really girly question but why do we need to go to version 2 - what does it do like Shrugs:
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I have re-booted my PC and Refresh now works happy088
Yey! happ096
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Can I ask a really girly question but why do we need to go to version 2 - what does it do like Shrugs:
Think of it as a new pair of shoes. ;)
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Can I ask a really girly question but why do we need to go to version 2 - what does it do like Shrugs:
Winds the landlord up a treat! lol:
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Can I ask a really girly question but why do we need to go to version 2 - what does it do like Shrugs:
Winds the landlord up a treat! lol:
Bah! Banghead
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Can I ask a really girly question but why do we need to go to version 2 - what does it do like Shrugs:
Think of it as a new pair of shoes. ;)
OOohhhh - well when you put it like that what are we waiting for lol:
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Go for it techman!
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Go for it techman!
scared2:
I think I'll give it a few days before I play with it again....
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shutup:
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shutup:
Ooops... redface:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
NURSE! Another box of Kleenex to bed four please.
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Olympic-sized gubbing? noooo:
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We are back! cloud9:
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WTF happened? V2 was it? lol:
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It is all painfully simple… yet stupid… sad24:
I pay for 150Mbytes of database for the pub. Our current database (100,000+ posts, thousands of PMs, etc.) is about 75Mbytes which we compress and backup every day.
In order to resolve the virus nightmare I replaced all the files on the server. As part of this process I created a full backup of the SQL database.
Mathematicians among you will realise that 75Mbytes (actually 76,429,244 bytes) of our database and 75Mbytes of a carbon copy slightly exceed our 150Mbyte limit.
It was all working when I left for Limassol at about 11:30 UK time…
When I got back I had a message from Easyspace about the Pub. I called back, waited for 10 minutes listening to the most outrageous series of hold messages (along the lines of ‘why the fuck don’t you e-mail us instead) and music to be told that our database was over quota. ‘No problem’ says your favourite barman, ‘I will purchase more space’ (not realising at the time that the problem was caused by the backup…
So I immediately went on-line and ordered another 200Mbytes of web space… then discovered that the pub was ‘down’ as they had denied access to the database because we had exceeded 150Mbytes.
Several e-mails and phone calls (another 20 minutes of inane ‘hold’ messages) and I’m informed that the ‘techies’ can’t fix it and they go home at 5:30 anyway and they’ve passed it to admin but they probably won’t fix it today, blah fucking blah fucking blah!
This morning, after hearing nothing and raising a whole load more support ‘tickets’ I got an answer: -
Your ticket was passed to our senior technicans at 9.30pm last night. They will be dealing with this from this monring at 8am onwards.
The fact that their technical people can’t spell ‘technicians’ or even ‘morning’ didn’t bode well for a prompt resolution to our problem.
I had to go to ‘werk’ this morning so sent them a message telling them I would be out and not contactable on my normal number. Heard nothing.
When I got back we’d still got no response to all my messages – zero, nil, nada. I called them again and spent another ten on their ‘0870’ number (gawd knows what that costs) only to be told that is had been ‘prioritized’. I should fucking well hope it had after 24 hours!
I did ask ‘brain dead’ why it took an hour or so to cut us off but 24 hours to put us back on again (actually twenty-one hours after paying for the upgrade) but no response was forthcoming…
3:06pm I get a message from Chris Durnion saying “Hi, see Iaians response above”. Of course there is no response from ‘Iaian’ above nor any response from anybody since 08:34am…
3:57pm Message from Allan:
Hi,
This should be working in arround 15 minutes
Thanks for Contacting Easyspace Support.
(ignore the fact that he can’t spell ‘around’ this is good news surely?
4:20pm Get back from walking the dogs… message on the answering machine “your site is now working”
But it bloody isn’t working!
5:32pm Message from Shishir Mahajan
Hi,
I am afraid the site is up and running fine, could you please confirm what part of your website is not working?
Kind Regards
noooo:
It is sickening that after spending so much time and effort to combat the actions of a hacker the site is actually brought down by some complete arsehole in Admin at Easyspace – I urge you not to host web sites with them. This is basically gross incompetence, ignorance and the most appalling customer service…
What a complete bunch of utter, utter arseholes! cussing:
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We'll buy you a drink or two next week to show our appreciation if you arrange this drink up cloud9:
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We'll buy you a drink or two next week to show our appreciation if you arrange this drink up cloud9:
cloud9:
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Since the "improvements", whenever I open a page, the avatars are initially all mis-shapen and
pixieleat pycksolat pigsylayt blotchy, then they return to normal.
Also I still got that virus-trojan thingy warning message twice.
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scared:
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I am so happy that I am going to down my Young's and go home now :-)
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I am so happy that I am going to down my Young's and go home now :-)
Happy that world order has now been restored or do you have other reasons to celebrate rubschin:
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Happy that I have yet more chances to post bad jokes! Well done Barman, and thanks for sorting it!
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Indeed BM ...thank you for all your time ( chargeable by the hour or part thereof ) that you have had to put into this over the last few days. cloud9:
I'm sure we are worth the effort noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Tel says thanks too - we are having celebratory Young's. Expect mass "taking shite" for a few days.
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Expect mass "taking shite" for a few days.
Business as usual then? whistle:
Well done on getting the bar back up and running BM. happ096
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Since the "improvements", whenever I open a page, the avatars are initially all mis-shapen and pixieleat pycksolat pigsylayt blotchy, then they return to normal.
Also I still got that virus-trojan thingy warning message twice.
Okay...
1) The avatarts are now all linked to external sites... They are imported and then re-sized to the limits I have set (150 x 150 pixels) in software. I guess the amount of time it takes to re-size all the avatarts on a page is determined by the speed of your PC. If we could all re-size our avatarts to 150 x 150 the problem will go away...
2) Worrying if you are still having the virus problem. It had definitely been cured yesterday but then that was before Easyspace fucked around with it. I've had one blank screen today but then that's not unusual with my snail-o-mong connection.
Anybody else have problems?
If the virus thing is not fixed i'l re-install the software again... what could possibly go wrong? Shrugs:
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Mrs TG got one virus warning when she logged into the pub (vista) but not since.
I didn't get one but got my first BSOD on this netbook (XP) a few minutes ago. Was not logged into pub at the time so not likely to be related. whistle:
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No problems ...well computer related at least rubschin:
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All is working well at my end. Get the same resizing as DS but otherwise all looks normal.
PS What is "Normal" around here?
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Apparently you have to be 150 to be normal eeek:
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All is working well at my end. Get the same resizing as DS but otherwise all looks normal.
PS What is "Normal" around here?
Shrugs:
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150 in all directions too!!! eeek: eeek:
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imperial or metric eeek:
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How does one post pictures now? rubschin:
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Add my thanks BM.
However ~ I did get a fake virus warning message when I logged on.
Ok now (so far)
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How does one post pictures now? rubschin:
For now host them with Photobucket or some such and link them...
I'm in the process of adding the features back in and enhancing security...
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How does one post pictures now? rubschin:
For now host them with Photobucket or some such and link them...
I'm in the process of adding the features back in and enhancing security...
Good man - I will wait until then, can't be arsed with this Photofuckit thingy razz:
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Do we have to keep ALL the shite? noooo:
Mind you, if we didn't, what would be left? noooo:
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Do we have to keep ALL the shite? noooo:
Mind you, if we didn't, what would be left? noooo:
Only your pearls of absolute wisdom cloud9:
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evil:
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Do we have to keep ALL the shite? noooo:
Mind you, if we didn't, what would be left? noooo:
Only your pearls of absolute wisdom cloud9:
A 3½" floppy then...?
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Do we have to keep ALL the shite? noooo:
Mind you, if we didn't, what would be left? noooo:
Only your pearls of absolute wisdom cloud9:
A 3½" floppy then...?
point:
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evil:
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char067
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How does one post pictures now? rubschin:
For now host them with Photobucket or some such and link them...
I'm in the process of adding the features back in and enhancing security...
Good man - I will wait until then, can't be arsed with this Photofuckit thingy razz:
Thar she blows like... happy088
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Tried to get into V-P this morning and got the "Page not Found" error. Not again, I thought!
Then I tried the BBC site - same error. Hmm.
It transpires that Virgin had decided to cut us off as "our bill was a bit high". cussing:
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No problems with VP.
Can't get photobucket to let me do anything though.
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Do we have to keep ALL the shite? noooo:
Mind you, if we didn't, what would be left? noooo:
Only your pearls of absolute wisdom cloud9:
A 3½" floppy then...?
I'm guessing a 720Kb one rather than the 1.44 Mb version whistle:
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Do we have to keep ALL the shite? noooo:
Mind you, if we didn't, what would be left? noooo:
Only your pearls of absolute wisdom cloud9:
A 3½" floppy then...?
I'm guessing a 720Kb one rather than the 1.44 Mb version whistle:
Noooooooooooo... noooo:
The original 270K format... whistle:
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Well the VP is not working properly in Chrome either evil:
Time to get a man in?
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Well the VP is not working properly in Chrome either evil:
Time to get a man in?
Try Firefox like...
Are you sure you haven't got a virus or summat...?
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Of course not. We have our leaflet now and everything ::)
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Of course not. We have our leaflet now and everything ::)
Uncle Mort got the sniffle from his leaflet... scared2:
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Well the VP is not working properly in Chrome either evil:
Time to get a man in?
Working fine in IE7, are you sure you have it set up correctly Nick? whistle:
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I might have to downgrade my compooter to IE7. Bastard Microsoft evil:
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I just got VP pages loading as text only!
Have you compiled the email address list yet? scared2:
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I get that too Banghead
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No problems for the rest of us, are the pair of you sure you havent enabled some sort of text only option?
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I just got VP pages loading as text only!
Have you compiled the email address list yet? scared2:
I often get that on all sites... summat to do with speed/bandwidth or summat... I don't think it is a bug like... noooo:
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Only on the VP.
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Only on the VP.
Only you! point:
And TG like... rubschin:
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Only a thought BM but have yo been developing a mobile UI for the site by any chance? I've noticed that the BBC news website sometimes defaults to the mobile version.
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Only a thought BM but have yo been developing a mobile UI for the site by any chance? I've noticed that the BBC news website sometimes defaults to the mobile version.
noooo:
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Didnt think you had but as a lot of us come on here using mobile devices as well as computers I thought it may be worth checking.
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I just got VP pages loading as text only!
Have you compiled the email address list yet? scared2:
I often get that on all sites... summat to do with speed/bandwidth or summat... I don't think it is a bug like... noooo:
Yes, but no clockwork connections here though and only does it on VP.
I think you are trying to disrupt my party organisation stuff ain't you? Jealous like eh?
Afraid there will be more people diving off my roof than yours eh? Eh?
Shocking underhand behaviour. noooo:
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More odd things happening! If I don't speak to you remember! 7pm Saturday! bring wimmin! scared2:
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Are you sure Mrs TG hasn't put her own special filters on your PC whistle:
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I just got VP pages loading as text only!
Have you compiled the email address list yet? scared2:
I often get that on all sites... summat to do with speed/bandwidth or summat... I don't think it is a bug like... noooo:
Yes, but no clockwork connections here though and only does it on VP.
I think you are trying to disrupt my party organisation stuff ain't you? Jealous like eh?
Afraid there will be more people diving off my roof than yours eh? Eh?
Shocking underhand behaviour. noooo:
Werkin fine here like... whistle:
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So you did get a man in after all
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So you did get a man in after all
Nope! noooo:
Men are too expensive - charge by the hour or part thereof like... whistle:
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Not been able to get in for the past half hour or so and more worryingly, twice this morning on navigating between topics I was redirected to another, somewhat dubious site (youtubxxxx) and then got lots of attempted popup and virus warnings.
rubschin:
I had exactly the same probs on Monday 11th
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Not been able to get in for the past half hour or so and more worryingly, twice this morning on navigating between topics I was redirected to another, somewhat dubious site (youtubxxxx) and then got lots of attempted popup and virus warnings.
rubschin:
I had exactly the same probs on Monday 11th
No doubt it was a bit dodgy between 1939 and 1945 as well GOS? ::)
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lol: lol: lol:
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Not been able to get in for the past half hour or so and more worryingly, twice this morning on navigating between topics I was redirected to another, somewhat dubious site (youtubxxxx) and then got lots of attempted popup and virus warnings.
rubschin:
I had exactly the same probs on Monday 11th
No doubt it was a bit dodgy between 1939 and 1945 as well GOS? ::)
They didn't like it up them matey, which is what you will get if you keep being bloody sarkey
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Not been able to get in for the past half hour or so and more worryingly, twice this morning on navigating between topics I was redirected to another, somewhat dubious site (youtubxxxx) and then got lots of attempted popup and virus warnings.
rubschin:
I had exactly the same probs on Monday 11th
No doubt it was a bit dodgy between 1939 and 1945 as well GOS? ::)
They didn't like it up them matey, which is what you will get if you keep being bloody sarkey
lol: lol: lol:
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Not had any problems today ~ is it fully mended like?
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Not had any problems today ~ is it fully mended like?
[touch wood] Well, things seemed a little dodgy yesterday morning but yesterday afternoon the site was flying and I had no problems at all. Today the backup worked first thing and I haven't had a single blank screen. I wonder if the server might have been in some 'debug' or restricted mode yesterday am that slowed things down a bit...? [/touch wood]
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
Erm...Surrey
Picture attached
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqg3cEi.jpg&hash=86c08a4ee021e4409c0809adc559cafc3a4e6b71) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
Erm...Surrey
Picture attached
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqg3cEi.jpg&hash=86c08a4ee021e4409c0809adc559cafc3a4e6b71) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Mine says "Problems with the V..."
Your PC has swine flu... I claim my £5 and mask... whistle:
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
Erm...Surrey
Picture attached
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqg3cEi.jpg&hash=86c08a4ee021e4409c0809adc559cafc3a4e6b71) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Mine says "Problems with the V..."
Your PC has swine flu... I claim my £5 and mask... whistle:
Must I try a re-boot this late in the evening?
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
Erm...Surrey
Picture attached
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqg3cEi.jpg&hash=86c08a4ee021e4409c0809adc559cafc3a4e6b71) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Mine says "Problems with the V..."
Your PC has swine flu... I claim my £5 and mask... whistle:
Must I try a re-boot this late in the evening?
The problem is entirely yours... point:
PS Name a Youngs pub in Epsom wot does food and is near the station...
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The King's Head. http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1265/Ye_Olde_Kings_Head/Epsom
The reboot worked!
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The King's Head. http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1265/Ye_Olde_Kings_Head/Epsom
The reboot worked!
Perfick on both counts!
cloud9:
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If I haven't been arrested and detained indefininately or battered by outraged poofs
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/05/equal-rights-for-catholic-priests.html
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I popped my head round the door of the pub yesterday ~ still getting redirection problems both at work and home.
Not happy. noooo:
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I popped my head round the door of the pub yesterday ~ still getting redirection problems both at work and home.
Not happy. noooo:
Oh... rubschin:
I'm not aware of any issues Uncle... noooo:
However, I'm in the process of installing a new update which addresses the security vulnerability that caused the original problem...
You'll see the version at the bottom of the screen change from 1.1.8 to 1.1.9 when it is done (having some issues at the moment)...
Are you sure your PC is clean from viruses...?
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As sure as I can be. I run AVG at home. It's the full subscription, not just the free version and it says I'm clean. I have to assume the office virus checker is up to the job. Don't get problems anywhere else on the web. rubschin:
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As sure as I can be. I run AVG at home. It's the full subscription, not just the free version and it says I'm clean. I have to assume the office virus checker is up to the job. Don't get problems anywhere else on the web. rubschin:
rubschin:
I am at a loss then...
Anybody else still having issues...? Shrugs:
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Without wanting to tempt fate - but I have not had any problems in the last few days.
Are you using IE or Firefox Uncle M ?
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As sure as I can be. I run AVG at home. It's the full subscription, not just the free version and it says I'm clean. I have to assume the office virus checker is up to the job. Don't get problems anywhere else on the web. rubschin:
rubschin:
I am at a loss then...
Anybody else still having issues...? Shrugs:
Only the odd blank page, cured by F5. I'm using Firefox.
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Both Miss D.
Firefox gives me a blank screen, IE redirects.
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Both Miss D.
Firefox gives me a blank screen, IE redirects.
I've been using IE ( 8 ) all morning without any redirects or virus warnings...
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'tis intermittent like.
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I'll keep using IE today and see what happens...
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I've switched over to IE now ~ See what happens
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Popcorn:
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The King's Head. http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1265/Ye_Olde_Kings_Head/Epsom
The reboot worked!
Perfick on both counts!
cloud9:
See also http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/results.shtml/tr/439 for a full list
OR
http://www.therisingsunepsom.com/
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MArquis?
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1268/Marquis_of_Granby/Epsom
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MArquis?
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1268/Marquis_of_Granby/Epsom
Problem?
Other than with the caps lock?
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Is sticky!
Problem? rubschin:
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He was hoping they did a sheep cabaret, like at home
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Ahhh no. It is an English pub for English people.
It also happens to be Mum's local from back in the day!
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I just wondered if it is a problem pub ~ You know, trouble, fights, bikers hangout, rough, Irish or whatever. You being local and me not I wondered why you queried it was all.
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It is an English pub for English people
You know, trouble, fights, bikers hangout, rough,
Could be the same thing rubschin:
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So exactly where is this drink up then Shrugs:
This conversation appears to be in totally the wrong thread by the way
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I reckon it should be in central London ~ bit more convinent like.
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Let's all go to the right thread then
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6089.0
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I reckon it should be in central London ~ bit more convinent like.
For who...? lol:
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Leicester would have been good but that was last week and that host failed to supply details of a venue too. evil:
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I just wondered if it is a problem pub ~ You know, trouble, fights, bikers hangout, rough, Irish or whatever. You being local and me not I wondered why you queried it was all.
I don't believe so. But then Epsom being Epsom who knows?
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Can I come on a horse?
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Can I come on a horse?
Apparently it's quite common whistle:
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Well, I am refined angel1
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Like sugar?
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noooo:
Like oil - far more slippery 8)
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Can I come on a horse?
Apparently it's quite common whistle:
I'd heard that too ~ never happened to me when I rode ~ wrong equipment I suppose.
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Well, I am refined angel1
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Anyhooooo! ::)
I've been using IE all day and not a single blank screen, re-direct or porn site referral... noooo:
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Can I come on a horse?
Apparently it's quite common whistle:
I'd heard that too ~ never happened to me when I rode ~ wrong equipment I suppose.
I have noticed that horse riding is gerls' sport for some reason. I think even Wench may have tried it
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Can I come on a horse?
Apparently it's quite common whistle:
I'd heard that too ~ never happened to me when I rode ~ wrong equipment I suppose.
I have noticed that horse riding is gerls' sport for some reason. I think even Wench may have tried it
I was taught to ride by a girl. (On a horse Nick)
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Wenchy was rather good at it actually!
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::)
And 250+ posts today... quite a busy day...
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Wenchy was rather good at it actually!
My riding instructor said I was very good at it too ~ and the horse riding was well up to snuff as well.
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Wenchy was rather good at it actually!
shutup:
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Anyhooooo! ::)
I've been using IE all day and not a single blank screen, re-direct or porn site referral... noooo:
Mine's been ok as well.
Bound to end in tears though.
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Anyhooooo! ::)
I've been using IE all day and not a single blank screen, re-direct or porn site referral... noooo:
Mine's been ok as well.
Bound to end in tears though.
And it will be Monday soon lol:
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Bank Holiday Monday cloud9:
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I will be travelling back from the West country so it will be evil:
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ANd fooking half term!! This being a parent business is really getting me down! evil:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
Cyprus... cloud9:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
I think the same about life. eeek:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
Cyprus... cloud9:
Indeed ....I'll be back though cloud9:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
YOu were only away for about three days noooo:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
Cyprus... cloud9:
Indeed ....I'll be back though cloud9:
I know.. . ::)
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
YOu were only away for about three days noooo:
It felt longer like... noooo:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
YOu were only away for about three days noooo:
It felt longer like... noooo:
evil: evil: evil:
I have been quite contained about any revelations so far BM whistle:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
YOu were only away for about three days noooo:
It felt longer like... noooo:
evil: evil: evil:
I have been quite contained about any revelations so far BM whistle:
eeek:
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and last week of sabbatical ...where the fook did that go to Shrugs:
YOu were only away for about three days noooo:
It felt longer like... noooo:
evil: evil: evil:
I have been quite contained about any revelations so far BM whistle:
eeek:
In public she has anyway. What her private pms have said is another matter entirelly! eveilgrin:
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Yup, she told me about the truss eeek:
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I liked the one about the goats trying to eat his Speedos whilst he was wearing them happy001 and then all those rolled up socks fell to the floor.
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I liked the one about the goats trying to eat his Speedos whilst he was wearing them happy001 and then all those rolled up socks fell to the floor.
Please don't mention the speedo's again..... it's like having flashbacks from N'am or Goat War Syndrome scared2:
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Gasp! redface:
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Can you not post links still ( Like You tube ) ???
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Nah ~ he's "mended" it and is now going to piss off for the weekend. We're doomed I tell 'e
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I'll put it all back together (like Humpty Dumpty) in the morning...
BTW Miss D - what video do you want to show???? scared2:
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Prolly the one where she and LL re-enacted a scene from Carry on Nurse whilst you were asleep whistle:
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Not any holiday stuff BM so stand down and turn the panic button off lol:
I have posted the link anyway if anyone can be arsed ....in another thread of course whistle:
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So you're saving the one where you two take his temperature with a daffodil then?
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Or where he slumped into his soup after too much hot air...but he had been speaking for quite some time lol:
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He may have been speaking for some time but were either of you listening?
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Back on topic ~ no problems for the last few days. happy088
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BM is away. Any connection?
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It's likely. rubschin:
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He still hasn't risked the upgrade.
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He has to work on his softener noooo:
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Are we now moaning that it's working without any problems noooo: noooo:
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As long as BM is away we are safe
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lol: lol: lol:
He has left me the job of doing a daily back-up just in case like. whistle:
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scared2:
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Watch out. He's back. We are all doomed scared2:
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Indeed, I am back from the far West! eveilgrin:
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Safari throws a wobbly from time to time but that's prolly Safari ::) Firefox seems 8)
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
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You will have to get a man in
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You will have to get a man in
I don't think so! whistle:
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
It can't just "pack-up"
Mine is working fine.
You should stop fiddling with it whilst you're ahead.
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
It can't just "pack-up"
Mine is working fine.
You should stop fiddling with it whilst you're ahead.
Nooo! noooo:
Everytime I try and start it I get this message: -
Firefox is already running, but is not responding. To open a new window, you must first close the existing Firefox process, or restart your system.
sad24:
Yes... ::) Of course I have re-started it... and un-installed it... and re-installed it, etc. noooo:
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You've gubbed it noooo:
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You've gubbed it noooo:
Prolly... sad24:
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Oh! Firefox often says that but I just reboot and it works fine. You must have something running in the background somewhere.
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Oh! Firefox often says that but I just reboot and it works fine. You must have something running in the background somewhere.
Not this time... noooo:
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Oh! Firefox often says that but I just reboot and it works fine. You must have something running in the background somewhere.
Not this time... noooo:
Karn't 'elp you then my lovely.
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Oh! Firefox often says that but I just reboot and it works fine. You must have something running in the background somewhere.
Not this time... noooo:
Karn't 'elp you then my lovely.
I shall have to delve into the Registry like... scared2:
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Oh! Firefox often says that but I just reboot and it works fine. You must have something running in the background somewhere.
Not this time... noooo:
Karn't 'elp you then my lovely.
I shall have to delve into the Registry like... scared2:
lap-top? Chuck it in the bin and buy a new one. Ten a penny these days.
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Oh! Firefox often says that but I just reboot and it works fine. You must have something running in the background somewhere.
Not this time... noooo:
Karn't 'elp you then my lovely.
I shall have to delve into the Registry like... scared2:
lap-top? Chuck it in the bin and buy a new one. Ten a penny these days.
Or one for four hundred quid like... ::)
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I fixed Firefox... cloud9:
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I fixed Firefox... cloud9:
Did you reboot as suggested ...leave overnight and it worked fine again the next morning like whistle:
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I fixed Firefox... cloud9:
Did you reboot as suggested ...leave overnight and it worked fine again the next morning like whistle:
No... ::)
I had to create a new profile like... in the profile manager.... whistle:
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Whateva ;D
You would never admit that you just rebooted anyway would ya lol:
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Whateva ;D
You would never admit that you just rebooted anyway would ya lol:
evil:
Don't come crying to me when your Firefox won't start young lady! noooo:
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I doubt I would be crying ......I may be humble though whistle:
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I doubt I would be crying ......I may be humble though whistle:
Humble you say...? eyes:
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If and when the occasion warrants it rubschin:
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Next time someone writes "I use Firefox because it's so much better than Internet Explorer" I'll refer them here.
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Next time someone writes "I use Firefox because it's so much better than Internet Explorer" I'll refer them here.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
evil:
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I use Firefox because I hate Bill Gates and Microsoft ~ prolly envy at all his money and a dislike of the company's trading methods ~ which is no doubt irrational but there it is.
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I use firefox because we are forced to at work. I use Chrome by choice because I am hip, with it and down with the kids!
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I am hip, with it and down with the kids!
happy001 happy001
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I use firefox because we are forced to at work. I use Chrome by choice because I am hip, with it and down with the kids!
Like me... cloud9:
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I am hip, with it and down with the kids!
happy001 happy001
That is the normal reaction when I say that phrase. I usually use a sort of hand gang signal thing with it too. rubschin:
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I am hip, with it and down with the kids!
happy001 happy001
That is the normal reaction when I say that phrase. I usually use a sort of hand gang signal thing with it too. rubschin:
And then the men in white coats cart you off... whistle:
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Some people just have problems adjusting to adulthood.
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Some people just have problems adjusting to adulthood.
Some of us just have problems with this planet noooo:
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Some people just have problems adjusting to adulthood.
redface:
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
It can't just "pack-up"
Mine is working fine.
You should stop fiddling with it whilst you're ahead.
Nooo! noooo:
Everytime I try and start it I get this message: -
Firefox is already running, but is not responding. To open a new window, you must first close the existing Firefox process, or restart your system.
sad24:
Yes... ::) Of course I have re-started it... and un-installed it... and re-installed it, etc. noooo:
I get this from time to time.
A new profile will fix it but not always for ever.
It can be caused by a clash with Zonealarm, although no one seems to know how to fix it.
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
It can't just "pack-up"
Mine is working fine.
You should stop fiddling with it whilst you're ahead.
Nooo! noooo:
Everytime I try and start it I get this message: -
Firefox is already running, but is not responding. To open a new window, you must first close the existing Firefox process, or restart your system.
sad24:
Yes... ::) Of course I have re-started it... and un-installed it... and re-installed it, etc. noooo:
I get this from time to time.
A new profile will fix it but not always for ever.
It can be caused by a clash with Zonealarm, although no one seems to know how to fix it.
I don't have zonealarm... noooo:
Although I did delete some files the other day like... redface:
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You've gubbed it!
Just stop fiddling cussing:
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You will need to be more specific than that Nick ;)
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Ok. LL, put the handcuffs on. Is that better?
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
It can't just "pack-up"
Mine is working fine.
You should stop fiddling with it whilst you're ahead.
Nooo! noooo:
Everytime I try and start it I get this message: -
Firefox is already running, but is not responding. To open a new window, you must first close the existing Firefox process, or restart your system.
sad24:
Yes... ::) Of course I have re-started it... and un-installed it... and re-installed it, etc. noooo:
I get this from time to time.
A new profile will fix it but not always for ever.
It can be caused by a clash with Zonealarm, although no one seems to know how to fix it.
I don't have zonealarm... noooo:
Although I did delete some files the other day like... redface:
Complete rebuild, then.
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My Firefox has packed-up! sad24:
It can't just "pack-up"
Mine is working fine.
You should stop fiddling with it whilst you're ahead.
Nooo! noooo:
Everytime I try and start it I get this message: -
Firefox is already running, but is not responding. To open a new window, you must first close the existing Firefox process, or restart your system.
sad24:
Yes... ::) Of course I have re-started it... and un-installed it... and re-installed it, etc. noooo:
I get this from time to time.
A new profile will fix it but not always for ever.
It can be caused by a clash with Zonealarm, although no one seems to know how to fix it.
I don't have zonealarm... noooo:
Although I did delete some files the other day like... redface:
Complete rebuild, then.
No, new profile - bish bosh... cloud9:
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Twill not last, methinks.
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I concur with Yoda Tel.
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noooo:
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I still keep getting this, only on VP:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1cfobS.jpg&hash=9b64ab3b79d0bd475c1bc85f4dee81845c04d2ac) (http://www.postimage.org/)
What's that all about?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't click!!
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I got that twice yesterday too.
BARMAN!
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Arse! Banghead Banghead
I haven't had any issues...
I'll perform another full upgrade which will add the latest spam and virus fixes...
Prolly tomorrow morning or this arvo... okay?
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I've just swapped AVG for Avast Antivirus. No problem with AVG, but now with Avast I get a pop up like Darwins warning of a trojan horse trying to infect the computer pcwhack:
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
Erm...Surrey
Picture attached
Doing this again...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqg3cEi.jpg&hash=86c08a4ee021e4409c0809adc559cafc3a4e6b71) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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The tab on my floating taskbar used to say "The Virtual Pub". Which was handy. Now it's showing a lot of chinese symbols instead rubschin:
Are you in China perchance...? rubschin:
Erm...Surrey
Picture attached
Doing this again...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqg3cEi.jpg&hash=86c08a4ee021e4409c0809adc559cafc3a4e6b71) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Glubbed noooo:
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noooo:
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Nowt unusual here. Also using Avast (on XP)
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Nowt unusual here. Also using Avast (on XP)
I can't get it not to work either - although to be fair I'm not on here that much... redface:
However, a major upgrade will occur tomorrow morning... whistle:
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So it won't work for about a week then noooo:
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So it won't work for about a week then noooo:
It will be fine Nick... what could possibly go wrong? Shrugs:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
Keep munching... It'll be fine.... whistle:
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You have my full support BM ~ do wash it before you send it back. ;)
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However, a major upgrade will occur tomorrow morning... whistle:
Phew.... I've needed one of those for a while now lol:
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Major upgrade you say? rubschin:
I'm having a minor upgrade on Tuesday... I don't like them at first scared2:
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UPDATE:
The guys that write the forum software have released a 'tool' which checks the forum to see if it has been infected...
Details are available here. (http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=313201.0)
I've just run it on our site and it confirms that none of the files or databases are infected... cloud9:
I'll still perform the latest update in the morning but hopefully this will put some of your minds at rest...
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My mind at rest? eeek:
You are Harold Shipman an I claim my 50 Euros!
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My mind is always in power down mode noooo: - I think I need a transplant rubschin:
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My mind is always in power down mode noooo: - I think I need a UPGRADE rubschin:
Perhaps BM will do a Jimmy Saville and fix it for you whistle:
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My mind is always in power down mode noooo: - I think I need a UPGRADE rubschin:
Perhaps BM will do a Jimmy Saville and fix it for you whistle:
My pleasure... eyes:
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I am not sitting on your knee though evil:
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"Ow's about that, then? Jewellery, Jewellery, Jewellery,..." eyes:
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I am not sitting on your knee though evil:
Why tho...? sad24:
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I might slip off your shiny trousers eeek:
See another point lost in the last half hour noooo:
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I might slip off your shiny trousers eeek:
See another point lost in the last half hour noooo:
I've given you the clap again... whistle:
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was BM wearing nylon last night? eeek: I didn't notice.
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Thank you but I think I have to accept my inevitable fate on this one Shrugs:
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was BM wearing nylon last night? eeek: I didn't notice.
You saw him last night eeek:
the rest of us saw him on Friday ....anything you need to confess rubschin:
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was BM wearing nylon last night? eeek: I didn't notice.
You saw him last night eeek:
the rest of us saw him on Friday ....anything you need to confess rubschin:
Ooops! redface:
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Oooops.... I'm in a time warp redface:
I was going to say we're down to 5 and 6 respectively MissD..... we're fallen angel1's
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Perhaps this is part of the bug problem ( alleged ) ...it attacks the innocents first rubschin:
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Oooops.... I'm in a time warp redface:
I was going to say we're down to 5 and 6 respectively MissD..... we're fallen angel1's
At least you're bot still positive... sad24:
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At least you're bot still positive... sad24:
I'm sure my bot has the negative sign on it whistle:
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Oooops.... I'm in a time warp redface:
I was going to say we're down to 5 and 6 respectively MissD..... we're fallen angel1's
At least you're bot still positive... sad24:
I'll thank you to leave our "bots" out of it eeek:
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Oooops.... I'm in a time warp redface:
I was going to say we're down to 5 and 6 respectively MissD..... we're fallen angel1's
At least you're bot still positive... sad24:
I'll thank you to leave our "bots" out of it eeek:
redface:
There was a green haze in front of the screen... redface:
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UPDATE:
We have upgraded to the latest all-singing-all-dancing version of the forum code this morning.
As I mentioned, yesterday I ran a test programme on the server which checked for any virus files or any other type of unexpected file...
So, the admin are 99.9% sure that the forum has not been compromised (again) and does not contain any harmful links or viruses.
If you are still having issues, can you make sure that you purge all the cached files from your browser and then re-try?
Post any issues on this thread where the technicians and engineers will have a look at them.
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rubschin: Is that why everything has moved around on the board then?
The "welcome" is now at the bottom along with the "How to Register" etc.
Meanwhile other rooms seem to have shifted too. whistle:
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rubschin: Is that why everything has moved around on the board then?
The "welcome" is now at the bottom along with the "How to Register" etc.
Meanwhile other rooms seem to have shifted too. whistle:
I know... I'm working on that... Banghead
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No birthday jelly until it's fixed eh?
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Fixed! cloud9:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1kWQj9.gif&hash=b5b284fc311704a55513b95bfbdc4770b2a68300) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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can you make sure that you purge all the cached files from your browser and then re-try?
shrugs:
Do what now?
Last time I put Syrup of Figs in the PC it stopped altogether.
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can you make sure that you purge all the cached files from your browser and then re-try?
shrugs:
Do what now?
Last time I put Syrup of Figs in the PC it stopped altogether.
doh:
In IE Click Tools >>> Internet options >>> Delete >>> Delete All.
Bingo! whistle:
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can you make sure that you purge all the cached files from your browser and then re-try?
shrugs:
Do what now?
Last time I put Syrup of Figs in the PC it stopped altogether.
doh:
In IE Click Tools >>> Internet options >>> Delete >>> Delete All.
Bingo! whistle:
Well it hasn't broken it yet. rubschin:
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can you make sure that you purge all the cached files from your browser and then re-try?
shrugs:
Do what now?
Last time I put Syrup of Figs in the PC it stopped altogether.
doh:
In IE Click Tools >>> Internet options >>> Delete >>> Delete All.
Bingo! whistle:
Well it hasn't broken it yet. rubschin:
Give it time like... ;)
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My Avartar gone sad32:
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My Avartar gone sad32:
Well I can see it... confused2:
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My Avartar gone sad32:
Well I can see it... confused2:
I can't rubschin:
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Thats strange...I can see it on my lap top, but not on the desk top?
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Barman's gubbed it whistle:
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Thats strange...I can see it on my lap top, but not on the desk top?
Hold on... I'll 'tweak' it like... whistle:
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Gotta go...I'll check back later
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I can't see it either.
Using the Mystical Powers of Admin it seems to have vanished from his Profile too. No link, no nuffin.
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His profile has been hijacked eeek:
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His profile has been hijacked eeek:
Just like Hitchcock.
Spooky. scared2:
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I've looked everywhere noooo:
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I can't see it either.
Using the Mystical Powers of Admin it seems to have vanished from his Profile too. No link, no nuffin.
I think I 'tweaked' it... redface:
However, I can still see it on my PC and I have it saved on my Photobucket account... I'll re-instate it tomorrow when the pub is empty again... I'm sure we can all live without his avatart for a few hours...
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Tweaked it eh whistle:
Sword envy was it rubschin:
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Tweaked it eh whistle:
Sword envy was it rubschin:
Nooooo.... noooo:
I rather liked that hankie tied on his head tho... whistle:
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very useful for decorating areas of baldness whistle:
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very useful for decorating areas of baldness whistle:
For those that are bald, yes... evil:
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very useful for decorating areas of baldness whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
whistle:
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Just for the record..I'm not bald. I have a number one buzz cut though. Do it myself, haven't been to a barber in years.
Anyhoo...still no avatar on the desktop, either IE 8 or Firefox, running on XP. It's gubbed!!
I do have the avatar on the laptop though, running on Vista. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.instantsmileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpirate-smiley-12.gif&hash=1582e1bf14c60f61049d6d18723c481605ef214e) (http://www.instantsmileys.com)
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All is well... whistle:
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You sure about that rubschin:
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You sure about that rubschin:
This time... yes... cloud9:
Why? scared2:
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Nothing ...I just like yanking your chain lol: lol: lol:
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Nothing ...I just like yanking your chain lol: lol: lol:
evil:
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Nothing ...I just like yanking your chain lol: lol: lol:
"Rodding out his 'cache' " perhaps?
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???
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???
You bloody changed it after all that???? doh:
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noooo: Not me...I swear on my knife!!!
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noooo: Not me...I swear on my knife!!!
evil:
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I haven't had any issues...
At least none apart from the minema delusion and an unhealthy tendency to go base jumping of people's roofs without a parachute whistle:
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Anybody having problems with the pub today? rubschin:
Nick has e-mailed me to say he can't get in! point:
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So the force field works then lol:
Serious head on > Nick and I use different ISPs and BT exchanges but I too have noticed a general slowing down in some attempted connections resulting in "Time Outs" to a number of sites. This is increasing as the week progresses. I believe, as do other local techies, that this is due to all the GCSEs having just about finished releasing untold thousands of kids from school all day without anything to do but play on their 'pooters. We notice the same effect during school holidays. BT need to get their fecking act together and upgrade the exchanges< Serious head off.
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Well it's workng now, but now my e mail has packed up! evil:
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Well it's workng now, but now my e mail has packed up! evil:
The Boy perhaps...? rubschin:
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rubschin:
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PICNIC...
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PICNIC...
whacky115
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PICNIC...
whacky115
point:
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PICNIC...
I'd prefer a Lion bar thanks
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I fear he may be using some acronym rubschin:
I looked it up
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
evil:
Right, I have some smiting to do eveilgrin:
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Ohhh ....tekky talk noooo:
I thought he was talking chocolate sad24:
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I fear he may be using some acronym rubschin:
I looked it up
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
evil:
Right, I have some smiting to do eveilgrin:
Oh no! Smoke by a PEBCAK point:
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evil:
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Why do BM's e mails take 12 hours to reach me?!
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Why do BM's e mails take 12 hours to reach me?!
Cos you are so far away... ::)
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Why do BM's e mails take 12 hours to reach me?!
Problems with IO or BIOS, possibly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PEBKAC
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Why do BM's e mails take 12 hours to reach me?!
Problems with IO or BIOS, possibly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PEBKAC
point:
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The automotive repairpersons' version is referring to the cause of a problem as a "loose nut between the steering wheel and the seat."
lol:
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The automotive repairpersons' version is referring to the cause of a problem as a "loose nut between the steering wheel and the seat."
lol:
happy001 happy001 happy001 Splendid!
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Are you suggesting BM is computerly challenged? angel1
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Are you suggesting BM is computerly challenged? angel1
I think they are suggesting that you might be Nick... whistle:
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Everyone else's e mails get here immediately, it's only yours that take 12 hours evil:
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Everyone else's e mails get here immediately, it's only yours that take 12 hours evil:
Shall I send you another now... to see if it is fixed like...?
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Go on then!
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Go on then!
Ready....
Steady....
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It werked! eeek:
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Simples... your PC was bunged up with porn before... whistle:
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I wonder if that accounts for my sluggish memory rubschin:
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I wonder if that accounts for my sluggish memory rubschin:
You're still here? eeek:
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
Bah! Banghead
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
You don't werk weekends do you? eeek:
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
Bah! Banghead
There are kinder ways to call time to a patron, yer know sad24: sad24:
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
Bah! Banghead
There are kinder ways to call time to a patron, yer know sad24: sad24:
lol: lol: lol:
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
Bah! Banghead
There are kinder ways to call time to a patron, yer know sad24: sad24:
He doesn't do kind nor even part thereof
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Fiddling with me slots is werk for tomorrow ::)
Bah! Banghead
There are kinder ways to call time to a patron, yer know sad24: sad24:
He doesn't do kind nor even part thereof
Quite so... you have to be cruel to be kind!
[rolls up newspaper]
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I still get the odd virus alert but only on VP.
http://neborin.info/22/?uid=12800 (http://neborin.info/22/?uid=12800) This twice today.
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I just had that one! eeek:
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doh:
i'll look at it tomorrer like... noooo:
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I've had nasty virus alerts and Explorer shutdowns too
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I've had nasty virus alerts and Explorer shut downs too
Shut downs or shuts down.
Discuss...
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
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A flat circular object.
Discus...
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I still get the odd virus alert but only on VP.
http://neborin.info/22/?uid=12800 (http://neborin.info/22/?uid=12800) This twice today.
I've just had this too evil:
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point:
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It keeps going all boxy with no background colours and lots of symbols an' ting.
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To be safe and after getting 5 of these in quick succession yesterday afternoon I went off line completely. Ran virus and spyware checks and it seems my PC is secure enough. Then went back on line and visited several other sites and got no sign of the virus warning, which btw seems to be an attempt to make us sign up for some antivirus system or other. Anyway no sign of it anywhere else but on attempted return to the VP yesterday I could not get past the same bug. Gave up and this morning am using my lapbook that runs on Linux as Linux is considered pretty safe against virus attacks (Cue someone who will tell me it isn't).
I await BMs report on what it is and where it is coming from before going back to the PC and Vista. Meanwhile am squinting hard to read a 7 inch screen which, whilst adequate for the purpose for which it was originally purchased, is not pleasant for continued use.
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Well, I can't find anything wrong with the pub... it works fine for me and a virus scan this morning shows no problems...
Either the site has been compromised again which means I have to re-store all the software or the problem lies elsewhere...
I doubt if the site has been compromised because we have upgraded to the very latest version of the code (a new release came out just the other day) and we haven't allowed any new members since the last problems...
The only short-term solution I can try is to switch-off the Google ads and see if they make a difference...?
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PS I note I often get Google Ads in Greek...
If the ads are location specific as well as context specific it could be that I'm not getting the ad that has the problem...?
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You could of course click on the link kindly supplied by DS and see what happens. Then you will see what we are seeing. whistle:
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You could of course click on the link kindly supplied by DS and see what happens. Then you will see what we are seeing. whistle:
Firefox blocks it...
I'm not doubting that you lot are experiencing a problem... ::)
The question is where did it come from and what are we going to do about it...?
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I suggest we panic
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Meanwhile am squinting hard to read a 7 inch screen which, whilst adequate for the purpose for which it was originally purchased, is not pleasant for continued use.
We all sympathise that you are stuck sitting there on your tiny 7-incher.
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Firefox did not block it for me (I am using the latest Firefox 3.5 btw) but as I said it seems to be an attempt to get people to buy some "new and improved all in one protection" by demonstrating their ability to infiltrate our screens. Anyway I am now back on the PC (Vista) and all seems normal.
Tried it on IE yesterday too and that is still showing hooooge and distorted avatars, double vision on the written word and generally f*cking up the whole VP. No idea why ~ thought we you had solved that problem weeks ago. It doesn't happen in Firefox. rubschin:
Anywhoo if you can't now connect on the link and I am not getting it on screen perhaps Firefox or AVG have sorted it for us.
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Meanwhile am squinting hard to read a 7 inch screen which, whilst adequate for the purpose for which it was originally purchased, is not pleasant for continued use.
We all sympathise that you are stuck sitting there on your tiny 7-incher.
rubschin: censored: cussing: Angry9:
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My 17 incher seems fine today whistle:
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lol:
Mine too now that I am back on it.
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It just died altogether for me!
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It just died altogether for me!
Define 'died'... ::)
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Link appears to be broken
like
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Link appears to be broken
like
Well... that could be anything... 'tis werking fine here....
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And here! ;D
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and
h
e
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%
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
Thanks... They'll still be fresh will they... in October like...? ::)
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
Thanks... They'll still be fresh will they... in October like...? ::)
Yes of course
char048
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
Thanks... They'll still be fresh will they... in October like...? ::)
Yes of course
char048
::)
Perhaps you could knock them out at the local farmer's market and send the money instead...? razz:
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
Thanks... They'll still be fresh will they... in October like...? ::)
Yes of course
char048
::)
Perhaps you could knock them out at the local farmer's market and send the money instead...? razz:
rubschin: But what about tax?
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
Thanks... They'll still be fresh will they... in October like...? ::)
Yes of course
char048
::)
Perhaps you could knock them out at the local farmer's market and send the money instead...? razz:
rubschin: But what about tax?
Turnip tax...? Shrugs:
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Fingers crossed it was the adverts then... rubschin:
I'll have to think of some other way of paying the ?70 hosting invoice I've just received.... cussing:
Would you like a sack of turnips?
Will you pay the postage...? rubschin:
noooo: You can collect the next time you are over.
Thanks... They'll still be fresh will they... in October like...? ::)
Yes of course
char048
::)
Perhaps you could knock them out at the local farmer's market and send the money instead...? razz:
rubschin: But what about tax?
Turnip tax...? Shrugs:
Tax is never a joking matter. noooo:
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Anyhoo....
Have the problems gone away along with the adverts...? Shrugs:
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It would seem so. Also upgraded to the new Firefox 3.5 last evening. Keerist it is soooo much quicker than the 3.1 it is hardly believable.
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Excellent! cloud9:
We'll dump the adverts then (pesky things) and perhaps introduce some form of voluntary contribution scheme to cover the site costs... like they have, um... elsewhere like... whistle:
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Presumably at a rate of 1p per year or part thereof?
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Presumably at a rate of 1p per post or part thereof?
happy088
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The cheque is in the post. whistle:
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The cheque is in the post. whistle:
Turnips bagged and waiting. ;)
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I can send Mrs Nick to do your housewerk angel1
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I got this http://scanonlinedirect.com/scan.php?affid=18801 (http://scanonlinedirect.com/scan.php?affid=18801) twice today on VP.
Maybe not just the adverts?
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Not one to click on. Made that mistake last time this problem occurred and it was the very devil to get rid of evil:
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I got this http://scanonlinedirect.com/scan.php?affid=18801 (http://scanonlinedirect.com/scan.php?affid=18801) twice today on VP.
Maybe not just the adverts?
rubschin:
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I got this http://scanonlinedirect.com/scan.php?affid=18801 (http://scanonlinedirect.com/scan.php?affid=18801) twice today on VP.
Maybe not just the adverts?
I had that one last night too
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Bah! Banghead
What browsers are you all using...?
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Firefox - I've not had that though.
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Firefox here and no problems... rubschin:
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IE7
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IE7
Thanx
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Okay... I've checked hundreds of files this am and scanned thousands of lines of code... Can't find the problem... rubschin:
Can you please reply to this thread: -
i) If you find any problems with the pub
ii) Please let me know your browser type
iii) Please include exactly what action you were taking at the time
iv) Please let me know which board or post you were trying to access
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Bah! Banghead
What browsers are you all using...?
How do I find out?
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Bah! Banghead
What browsers are you all using...?
How do I find out?
What does it say at the top of the screen like...? Shrugs:
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Bah! Banghead
What browsers are you all using...?
How do I find out?
What does it say at the top of the screen like...? Shrugs:
"Problems with the VP server"
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Bah! Banghead
What browsers are you all using...?
How do I find out?
What does it say at the top of the screen like...? Shrugs:
"Problems with the VP server"
doh:
But after that... doesn't it say Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox? Shrugs:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I'm using Firefox
I have had a peep using IE and all the avatars are huge and distorted on that browser.
I haven't seen the bug that DS has reported but the previous one came up whilst using Firefox BUT only when I clicked on DS's posts. By that I mean if I saw a new post from DS and clicked to go to it the "warning" flashed up.
It does not happen using Firefox via Linux.
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I'm using Firefox
I have had a peep using IE and all the avatars are huge and distorted on that browser.
I haven't seen the bug that DS has reported but the previous one came up whilst using Firefox BUT only when I clicked on DS's posts. By that I mean if I saw a new post from DS and clicked to go to it the "warning" flashed up.
It does not happen using Firefox via Linux.
Oh, so it's my fault now is it?
Blame it on the non-nerd, typical. evil:
If you realy want to know what it says on the rest of the top line of my screen I am going to have to write down the passwords somewhere else and scrape off the Tipp-ex.
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I'm using Firefox
I have had a peep using IE and all the avatars are huge and distorted on that browser.
I haven't seen the bug that DS has reported but the previous one came up whilst using Firefox BUT only when I clicked on DS's posts. By that I mean if I saw a new post from DS and clicked to go to it the "warning" flashed up.
It does not happen using Firefox via Linux.
Oh, so it's my fault now is it?
Blame it on the non-nerd, typical. evil:
If you realy want to know what it says on the rest of the top line of my screen I am going to have to write down the passwords somewhere else and scrape off the Tipp-ex.
doh:
Click on this and let me know what it says like... (http://www.4schmidts.com/browser_info.html)
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Like this you mean ~ I specially like the last line whistle:
Your browser appears to be
Mozilla Firefox 3.0.12 GTB5 (.NET CLR 3.5.30729)
based on Mozilla 1.9.0.12
with 128-bit encryption (International)
Language: English as written in the United Kingdom
Looks like your Operating System is
Microsoft Windows Vista
and your processor is
Intel (or AMD, Cypress, etc.) x86
Congratulations! Your browser is new enough to take advantage of most advanced features!
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Correct...
Your browser appears to be
Mozilla Firefox 3.5.1
based on Mozilla 1.9.1.1
with 128-bit encryption (International)
Language: English as written in the United Kingdom
Looks like your Operating System is
Microsoft Windows XP
and your processor is
Intel (or AMD, Cypress, etc.) x86
Congratulations! Your browser is new enough to take advantage of most advanced features!
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Your browser appears to be
Microsoft Internet Explorer 7.0
Language: English as written in the United States
Looks like your Operating System is
Microsoft Windows XP
and your processor is
Intel (or AMD, Cypress, etc.) x86
Congratulations! Your browser is new enough to take advantage of most advanced features!
Is that good?
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Your browser appears to be
Microsoft Internet Explorer 7.0
Language: English as written in the United States
Looks like your Operating System is
Microsoft Windows XP
and your processor is
Intel (or AMD, Cypress, etc.) x86
Congratulations! Your browser is new enough to take advantage of most advanced features!
Is that good?
Oh yes... happy088
Now let us know the next time you see the little virus thingy... ;)
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BTW you should really upgrade to IE 8 (http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/default.aspx) or preferably Firefox (http://www.mozilla-europe.org/en/firefox/).
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BTW you should really upgrade to IE 8 (http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/default.aspx) or preferably Firefox (http://www.mozilla-europe.org/en/firefox/).
Upgrade=break computer?
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BTW you should really upgrade to IE 8 (http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/default.aspx) or preferably Firefox (http://www.mozilla-europe.org/en/firefox/).
Upgrade=break computer?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............. noooo:
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Going weird today; the blank page thingy twice, looking like an RSS feed once or twice .... confused:
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The "Other Place" has even worse problems.
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Fine in Chrome angel1
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The "Other Place" has even worse problems.
Hmm. So I see rubschin:
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The "Other Place" has even worse problems.
Hmm. So I see rubschin:
angel1
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Seems to have resolved itself here cloud9:
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I do not go there angel1
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One likes to keep an eye
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVhY0IJ.gif&hash=b0a8e488483c05c87764b9961e10e7594f089db1) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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http://bodyscanguide.com/scan.php?affid=18801 (http://bodyscanguide.com/scan.php?affid=18801)
Had this twice today.
I had just read a post in library then clicked 'go' at bottom right to return to library index.
Hope that helped. AVG antivirus thing always seems to catch them
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Hmmm.... it's gone all RSS feed style, or rather a cross between RSS and the normal look
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Hmmm.... it's gone all RSS feed style, or rather a cross between RSS and the normal look
That is generally shite Intermong connection wot causes that like...
I know when it happens here I can go to other sites and get the same thing...
Anyhoo... your warranty has expired now... whistle:
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Warranty eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Warranty eeek: eeek: eeek:
Expired. whistle:
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Might have been Safari; all's well with Firefox cloud9:
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What mine as well.. rubschin:
Tis true you never miss what you didn't know you had until it is gone whacky115
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You'd have to be quick to take advantage of the warranty to be fair... redface:
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My computer froze today while on the site and a box came up stating that a trojan had been found. A dialog box came up with a download for an anti virus programme and i couldn't get rid of it. Had to reboot in the end, then I had to to log back into the site. So, perhaps it wasn't the adverts.
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It's going all wrong again
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Did it to me too ~ bout half hour ago. I switched off and started again (OK I "Rebooted") and it was OK again.
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Can you be more specifik please? ::)
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It froze ~ couldn't do anything, go anywhere ~ nuffink.
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It's f*cked is that specifik enough?
Actually it's all fine here.
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It's f*cked is that specifik enough?
Actually it's all fine here.
Fine here too Miss C! cloud9:
I suspect the cause is PICNIC... whistle:
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I had what appeared to be a 'Windows Security Center" virus warning but it's obviously a fake as it locks the screen meaning you're tempted to click on it to try to quit. I would imagine you'll then end up downloading some virus.
I'll try a screen grab next time.
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It's f*cked is that specifik enough?
Actually it's all fine here.
Fine here too Miss C! cloud9:
I suspect the cause is PICNIC... whistle:
If you can't take the answer don't ask again!
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Just had a lock up.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg188.imageshack.us%2Fimg188%2F9076%2Fphpzkqlqb.th.png&hash=1af359d39abdad50ec7f12c4fcffe0e6d291a3c6) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVhSjyJ)
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It's bound to be BM's fault whistle:
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still virtually cattle trucked via Safari :(
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Just had a lock up.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg188.imageshack.us%2Fimg188%2F9076%2Fphpzkqlqb.th.png&hash=1af359d39abdad50ec7f12c4fcffe0e6d291a3c6) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVhSjyJ)
I just got that. Running Opera on Ubuntu Linux.
Turned off scripts and not had it since.
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Just had a lock up.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg188.imageshack.us%2Fimg188%2F9076%2Fphpzkqlqb.th.png&hash=1af359d39abdad50ec7f12c4fcffe0e6d291a3c6) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVhSjyJ)
A cross-infection from GOM probably Uncle! razz:
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Can't be, I'm with the NHS ;)
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I suspect the cause is PICNIC... whistle:
Problem Is Cypriot NICk? whistle:
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Pastis reports that he is unable to access the VP site.
I have told him that in his absence he has been barred whistle:
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Has he paid his phone bill? ::)
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Says he can access every other site but not this one.......
I have told him to get a man in lol: lol: lol:
Has he paid his bar bill rubschin:
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There is no obvious reason why he cannot access the site. His profile shows "no errors".
Tell him to switch off and on again and then try again.
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Everything is fine as far as I can see although our wonderful ISP has been messing around with stuff and fucked-up a couple of other sites of mine that they host... ::)
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Think he's gone for a nap now. Or something about resorting to a lap......and then he tailed off whistle:
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I have sent him a possible solution. I don't expect it to work.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdomesticattempts.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Feeyore.jpg&hash=f75ed737bdb3986e69c33f01098a2d7809d78fff)
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Get him to try using anonymouse (http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html)
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Was that said to anyone in particular Shrugs:
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Was that said to anyone in particular Shrugs:
Anyone in cantact with him... ::)
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patience thresholds low today are they dear whistle:
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Think he's gone for a nap now. Or something about resorting to a lap....
He has gone to a club.
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Where did the VP go yesterday evening then?
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Apparently twas the ISP fault and still is as some people are still having problems with access.
No doubt SNoops or BM ( when he is able) will be able to provide a far more technical and blokey explananation lol:
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Our bastard ISP changed their name servers without letting anybody know... cussing:
So all the servers on the planet had to update with the news addresses before it could come back on line...
Banghead
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My life went dark.... sad32:
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At least you stayed here and didn't venture into the light whistle:
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So, does that mean that my connection is really good to pick up on this so quickly? i.e. not being able to connect?
Or, does it mean I'm at the outer edge of the virtual solar system and can only connect when the force is strong? rubschin:
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So, does that mean that my connection is really good to pick up on this so quickly? i.e. not being able to connect?
Or, does it mean I'm at the outer edge of the virtual solar system and can only connect when the force is strong? rubschin:
Shrugs:
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Is it hosted in Nigeria or summat?
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Is it hosted in Nigeria or summat?
A Nigerian ISP would be more reliable prolly... noooo:
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So, does that mean that my connection is really good to pick up on this so quickly? i.e. not being able to connect?
Or, does it mean I'm at the outer edge of the virtual solar system and can only connect when the force is strong? rubschin:
How do you spell that noise Wookies make?
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So, does that mean that my connection is really good to pick up on this so quickly? i.e. not being able to connect?
Or, does it mean I'm at the outer edge of the virtual solar system and can only connect when the force is strong? rubschin:
How do you spell that noise Wookies make?
ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR ?
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So, does that mean that my connection is really good to pick up on this so quickly? i.e. not being able to connect?
Or, does it mean I'm at the outer edge of the virtual solar system and can only connect when the force is strong? rubschin:
How do you spell that noise Wookies make?
ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR ?
I think you'll find that is the Wurzles... ::)
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Or Lenny the Lion rubschin:
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I couldn't even spell Wookies until DS showed me how.
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http://wookieepedia.org/ (http://wookieepedia.org/)
eeek:
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Well now we know cloud9:
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So, is it all working now for everybody apart from Snoopy...?
I'm going to be out all day so I'm afraid I can be of little help. noooo:
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I'm here, not so yesterday evening.
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No problems this morning but as Uncle and I didn't have yesterday morning either we are probably not the best case studies.
Lets see when the others arrive rubschin:
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Wenchy and Pastis both reported that they could not get in either.
I have just managed to get in at the umpteenth try.
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Been locked out most of the day.
TMR couldn't get in either.
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It's a bugger innit?
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Aye, that it is.
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The interstellar web dials seem to have realigned down here and the force is strong yet again cloud9:
However m'colleague MissD seems to be unable to jump aboard is accusing me of abandonment sad32:
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Thanks to Uncle for keeping my spirits up during the down time. Still, I got the ironing done.
And, by the way, Vera Lynn did take it up the wrong 'un... ;)
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Our Vera was probably a right goer in her prime. No doubt she will turn up in Nick Dad's memoirs at some point.
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Our Vera was probably a right goer in her prime. No doubt she will turn up in Nick Dad's memoirs at some point.
No doubt chomping on a choccie HobNob... whistle:
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The interstellar web dials seem to have realigned down here and the force is strong yet again cloud9:
However m'colleague MissD seems to be unable to jump aboard is accusing me of abandonment sad32:
That's no accusation - tis fact noooo:
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Our Vera was probably a right goer in her prime. No doubt she will turn up in Nick Dad's memoirs at some point.
eeek:
I have more instalments, but no mention of her noooo:
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I assume BM is hiding with his head in a bucket of ice or summat noooo:
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Dunno ~ I was thinking more like pcwhack:
It does seem to be werking now like but where DS has gone I can't imagine.
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lol:
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I think it is finally fixed... cloud9:
A lot of button pushing and screming from six am this morning but I believe I have now done it... scared2:
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Wouldn't LL get up to sort it our for you lol:
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Wouldn't LL get up to sort it our for you lol:
No! Banghead She said she was too busy... noooo:
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A lot of button pushing and screming from six am this morning but I believe I have now done it... scared2:
Enough of your sex life, what about the pub?
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drumroll:
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It seems to be working for me now, the pub that is.
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Indeed we all seem to have a full service again thanks to selfless tiring hours put in by Barman riding his new toy around the roads of Cyprus. tunble:
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It is heartening to know how much you missed me when I wasn't here... cloud9:
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Everything has started to run very slowly.
Did BM forget to wind ther server up before he left?
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I thought it was just my work puter evil:
Was taking forever and then I got bumped off cry:
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Same here.
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Mine did that for a while, mid morning, but is now back to normal snail's pace.
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Not that I want to concern everyone but if BM was having problems working out how to use the airport coffee machine that doesnt bode well for the servers. scared2:
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Fear not my little friend ~ I have my paw firmly on the helm. scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craigharper.com.au%2Fuploaded_images%2Fsnoopy.jpg&hash=ed7a6ed157259187d2eafc0070ef1222c77b8cbf)
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We're doomed scared:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_1V7wnZxPqok%2FRtZ7txot-oI%2FAAAAAAAAGi8%2F4MoX2VT3Qiw%2Fs400%2Fcartoon%2Bforeclosure%2Bsnoopy%2Bnyc.jpg&hash=77b7091fab98916ff436038a85b4636b1594ddf6)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.devdaily.com%2Fblog-files%2FSnoopyDancing.png&hash=9f124d14f7164cad367ed5a47329e72285b16ae2)
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Shall I turn the heating on in the bolthole? rubschin:
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There was a database error during the day... nothing to do with me... whistle:
Should now all be okay...?
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It's always when you go away ain't it rubschin:
Now if I was one that dilly dallied with conspiracy theories I may have one or two conclusions to jump to whistle:
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It's always when you go away ain't it rubschin:
Now if I was one that dilly dallied with conspiracy theories I may have one or two conclusions to jump to whistle:
What, Snoopy played with the levers when I was away...? rubschin:
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Here! evil:
Ticket Ref : 8410-QKLZ-3528
Ticket Subject : Domain Down!
Reply:
Hi,
Please accept our apologies for this outage, we have experienced a problem
with the file server that retains your domain. Our engineers have been
working through the night to resolve this and we will get your site restored
shortly if not already.
Regards,
Chris Osborne
--
NOC Technician
Easyspace
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How long did it take you to type that rubschin:
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How long did it take you to type that rubschin:
evil:
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point:
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Just upgraded to the latest version (1.1.11) let me know if you notice anything different like...
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It's all gone dark scared2:
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It's all gone dark scared2:
No it hasn't - piss off! evil:
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Just upgraded to the latest version (1.1.11) let me know if you notice anything different like...
No, exactly the same.
Wasted your time there old horse. noooo:
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Anybody else finding the site slow this afternoon/evening? I keep getting time-out messages
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All fine here JOM .......has your server silted over ???
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Nope. Still at light speed here. Try gritting your compooter
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Mine is running OK ~ p'raps the gas pressure is down in your area.
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Fine here... cloud9:
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... and fine at home too. Must have been a works server related problem redface:
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Tsk!
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The pub is slow very tonite...anyone else having problems
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N
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O
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rubschin:
You
sure
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No problems with speed here... although it does appear to be a little bitter and twisted... rubschin:
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'Bout the same as ever really.
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Oh
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'Bout the same as ever really.
I disagree... seems to have become very bitter and twisted this weekend... rubschin:
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clock:
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'Bout the same as ever really.
I disagree... seems to have become very bitter and twisted this weekend... rubschin:
Deffo seems to be running at the same speed as ever here. Of course that is only an opinion you understand. I haven't actually timed it so cannot say it is a fact.
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We had a database error this arvo...
There has been a problem with the database!
This is a notice email to let you know that SMF could not connect to the database, contact your host if this continues.
It has been running quite slowly but all appears to be working...? Shrugs:
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Seems to be. It ground to a halt shortly after Nick made some lewd suggestions whistle:
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Seems to be. It ground to a halt shortly after Nick made some lewd suggestions whistle:
rubschin:
You're right, it all fits! cussing:
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I couldn't get on at around 0420hr's today
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I couldn't get on at around 0420hr's today
eeek: eeek: <looks to audience for smutty giggle>
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I couldn't get on at around 0420hr's today
Well, I'd imagine we were closed at that hour.... ::)
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I even went over to the secret place ... whistle:
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I even went over to the secret place ... whistle:
Was it closed...?
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It's deffo been a bit mardy today
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I even went over to the secret place ... whistle:
Was it closed...?
doh: Nooo. This afternoon, like. No one was there sad32:
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It seems to be a bit slow, slow, quick, quick, slow like.... rubschin:
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P'raps it's the start of the solar flares getting all agitated again rubschin:
I read yesterday that they'll play havoc with sat navs and such like. Forget about local vehicle sat navs; I'm more concerned about ships getting into port rubschin:
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It seems to be a bit slow, slow, quick, quick, slow like.... rubschin:
That's LL + SIL watching Strictly ::)
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P'raps it's the start of the solar flares getting all agitated again rubschin:
I read yesterday that they'll play havoc with sat navs and such like. Forget about local vehicle sat navs; I'm more concerned about ships getting into port rubschin:
We'll ask Uncle....
UNCLE! What about this solar flare stuff eh... EH? Shrugs:
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It seems to be a bit slow, slow, quick, quick, slow like.... rubschin:
That's LL + SIL watching shite ::)
You got that right... ::)
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P'raps it's the start of the solar flares getting all agitated again rubschin:
I read yesterday that they'll play havoc with sat navs and such like. Forget about local vehicle sat navs; I'm more concerned about ships getting into port rubschin:
We'll ask Uncle....
UNCLE! What about this solar flare stuff eh... EH? Shrugs:
Nowt to worry about. The sun's been unusally quite for a few years now with sunspot minimum lasting longer than expected. Now there are some large sunspot groups appearing and flares are often associated with them. However unless the flare's pointed straight at us and very large the satnav satellites wont be disrupted.
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Could a mahoosive solar flare send an Easyjet plane plunging into the Atlantic, like. Just theoretically, like?
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Oh yes ~ it's the orange paintwork, attracts the flare like.
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Note to self: make tin foil hat
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Oh yes ~ it's the orange paintwork, attracts the flare like.
lol: lol: lol:
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Note to self: make tin foil hat
And take a fire extinguisher like... ;)
Actually, a wise investment would be one of these. (http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Escape-Fire-Smoke-ASE30/dp/B000RA783K)
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It seems to be getting very slow this afternoon.
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It seems to be getting very slow this afternoon.
I agree... it is desperately slow here too... I was blaming it on LL watching shite on iPlayer tho... ::)
Perhaps Miss D's 'personal trainer' can sort it out for us...? whistle:
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Just died completely, now it's back and running normally.
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It seems to be getting very slow this afternoon.
I agree... it is desperately slow here too... I was blaming it on LL watching shite on iPlayer tho... ::)
Perhaps Miss D's 'personal trainer' can sort it out for us...? whistle:
He will have you in Spandex!
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Just died completely, now it's back and running normally.
I just put 5/- in the meter... ;)
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Sunday Service due to engineering works noooo:
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Is anyone else getting error messages when trying to post a reply saying your session has been timed out ...or is it just me sad24:
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Is anyone else getting error messages when trying to post a reply saying your session has been timed out ...or is it just me sad24:
Just you I think happy100
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That's what I thought ....bloody puter lol:
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That's what I thought ....bloody puter lol:
Get a man in whistle:
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No probs here whistle:
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No probs from here either...
Run a speed test (http://www.speedtest.net/) on your Intermong to see if it is up to the mark....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F749184526.png&hash=9c00f95633a000a3e04f212ac7dc9ef040a31a50) (http://www.speedtest.net)
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Download 4.85
Upload 0.98
Ping 36
Shrugs:
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Download 4.85
Upload 0.98
Ping 36
Shrugs:
Drool:
Do you know how to open a command prompt window...?
Windows >>> All programs >>> Accessories >>> Command Prompt
At the prompt type ping virtual-pub.com
And let us know what it says...
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rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F749195278.png&hash=e808fbcbd8730e43363a111960cac183e8617de9) (http://www.speedtest.net)
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Is this going to turn into a computer willy waving thread noooo:
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Why would we do something that would disadvantage you? noooo:
I simply offered a comparison for you.
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Is this going to turn into a computer willy waving thread noooo:
What is your ping time to the VP...? ::)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F749206348.png&hash=949e3a8d14c679fcc958b7c79cf0a290d9e22d51) (http://www.speedtest.net)
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http://www.speedtest.net/result/749212966.png
Why've you got to clock on the link to get me result ey, why?
My ping's bigger than yours anyway. cloud9:
wtf is a ping ey? confused:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F749212966.png&hash=966cafa4e6373f28c11173ba993ecf891ddac711)
Not still with AOL Growler...? ::)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F749212966.png&hash=966cafa4e6373f28c11173ba993ecf891ddac711)
Not still with AOL Growler...? ::)
Yup. Free UK telingbone calls 24 hours a day now too, including those expensive 0870/0845 numbers too.
Puter keeps crashing but I think that's because it's overloaded with shite that the kids and Mrs G have saved tbh.
My files are nearly empty. cry:
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Anyway Doctor, is me ping ok then? Shrugs:
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Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler eyes:
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Anyway Doctor, is me ping ok then? Shrugs:
No, you have a terrible ping at ~200mS noooo:
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Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler eyes:
Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)
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Anyway Doctor, is me ping ok then? Shrugs:
No, you have a terrible ping at ~200mS noooo:
Why? I thought BIG was good? cry:
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Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler eyes:
Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)
I have absolutely no f*****g idea TBH noooo:
I'll go look it up.
Anywhoo yours seems bigger than mine but according to BM that may not be a good thing ~ but he would say that wouldn't he?
Anyway Doctor, is me ping ok then? Shrugs:
No, you have a terrible ping at ~200mS noooo:
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Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler eyes:
Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)
It is the amount of time a message takes to get from your PC to a destination and back again travelling at the speed of light... measured in milliseconds (mS) the smaller the number the better...
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According to Wiki
Ping is a computer network administration utility used to test whether a particular host is reachable across an Internet Protocol (IP) network and to measure the round-trip time for packets sent from the local host to a destination computer, including the local host's own interfaces.
Ping operates by sending Internet Control Message Protocol (ICMP) echo request packets to the target host and waits for an ICMP response, sometimes casually called a pong. In the process it measures the round-trip time[1] and records any packet loss. The results of the test are printed in form of a statistical summary of the response packets received, including the minimum, maximum, and the mean round-trip times, and sometimes the standard deviation of the mean.
The use of the ping utility is usually described as pinging a host computer. Ping has various command line options depending on the host operating system that enable special operational modes, such as to specify the packet size used as the probe, automatic repeated operation for sending a specified count of probes, time stamping options, or to perform a ping flood. Flood pinging may be abused as a simple form of denial-of-service attack, in which the attacker overwhelms the victim with ICMP echo request packets.
Frankly I am none the wiser noooo:
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Wot a HOOOOOGE ping you have Growler eyes:
Yea, seemingly, BUT what the hells bells IS a ping ey, WHAT, exactly?
Answer me THAT one if you can, or is all this stuff just made up randomly? ::)
It is the amount of time a message takes to get from your PC to a destination and back again travelling at the speed of light... measured in milliseconds (mS) the smaller the number the better...
Soooooooooo .......... Miss D has a better Ping than me but I have a faster download speed. Sounds about right sad24:
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According to Wiki
Ping is a computer network administration utility used to test whether a particular host is reachable across an Internet Protocol (IP) network and to measure the round-trip time for packets sent from the local host to a destination computer, including the local host's own interfaces.
Ping operates by sending Internet Control Message Protocol (ICMP) echo request packets to the target host and waits for an ICMP response, sometimes casually called a pong. In the process it measures the round-trip time[1] and records any packet loss. The results of the test are printed in form of a statistical summary of the response packets received, including the minimum, maximum, and the mean round-trip times, and sometimes the standard deviation of the mean.
The use of the ping utility is usually described as pinging a host computer. Ping has various command line options depending on the host operating system that enable special operational modes, such as to specify the packet size used as the probe, automatic repeated operation for sending a specified count of probes, time stamping options, or to perform a ping flood. Flood pinging may be abused as a simple form of denial-of-service attack, in which the attacker overwhelms the victim with ICMP echo request packets.
Frankly I am none the wiser noooo:
As I said, it sends 32 bytes (generally) to the required destination (virtual pub for instance) and times how long it takes to get there and back...
Given that electrons travel at the speed of light (3 x 108 meters per second) you can work out the theoretical best time...
Any additional time indicates a problem somewhere along the way - it could be a congested hub for instance...
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lol: lol: lol:
Faster downloading is good though Snoops - at least people know what that means ;)
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You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...
There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
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Will it help if I open the curtains in here then ey? 'Tis a bit dark like.
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Will it help if I open the curtains in here then ey? 'Tis a bit dark like.
Oh yes... noooo:
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You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...
There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:
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....and if you could just blow the dust off the screen that'll help lol:
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You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...
There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:
Try it! lol:
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Will it help if I open the curtains in here then ey? 'Tis a bit dark like.
Oh yes... noooo:
But you sed the light signal is slow. I'm trying to speed it up like.
Can't bloody win. ::)
Should I open the windows a bit, so it hasn't got to go through glass? Will that help a tad p'raps?
I'm feeling all left behind here. cry:
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You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...
There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:
Try it! lol:
IT?
WHAT?!!! ::)
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If you live where there is heavy road traffic, the cables get squashed and the signals struggle to get through.
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You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...
There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:
Try it! lol:
IT?
WHAT?!!! ::)
Tracert! lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
Faster downloading is good though Snoops - at least people know what that means ;)
I wouldn't want to download too fast tho' .......... if you get my drift. whistle:
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Steady but sure Snoops ;)
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You can also use tracert (tracert virtual-pub.com) to see the route that the signal takes to get to us...
There are for instance fifteen separate 'hops' between me and the VP.
You're just talkin' shite now to confuse me/us aren't you? evil:
Try it! lol:
IT?
WHAT?!!! ::)
Tracert! lol:
Oh. Really? ::)
Well bollox to you too. ::)
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Site very slow and keeps dropping out.
Someone press a button or pull a few levers please.
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Painful
I 've even had to do some work ::)
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Same here.
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Snail's pace .... nothing I can do. I assume it is the servers that host the site.
Everything else I try is working as normal.
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Suddenly back up to speed!
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happy088
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I claim all credit for hitting my PC with a clenched fist in the approved I.T. fashion. whistle:
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I turned it off and on again ...does that count rubschin:
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'Fraid not ~ only Admin can claim credit whistle:
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sadsmiley30:
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I gave up and went to the gym.
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Much better now.
I thought the problem was my end, so to speak
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I wasn't even here - so you can't blame me like! cloud9:
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You gubbed it so we wouldn't have any fun whilst you were out didn't you noooo:
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You gubbed it so we wouldn't have any fun whilst you were out didn't you noooo:
Nooooo... noooo:
I did sign up a new member this morning and regretted it after... I deleted him/her/it when I got back.... redface:
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Popcorn:
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Oh, we get loads of 'bot' trying to sign-up and then place ads for porn and viagra on the site...
So, there are a number of tests that I apply to each new member... just some basic checks really...
This one passed them... but I wasn't happy about it... after thinking about it all I decided to delete....
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She didn't provide you with a picture did she ? noooo:
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She didn't provide you with a picture did she ? noooo:
No... redface:
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It's sticking again .... perhaps it's the rush hour rubschin:
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It is okay from here... whistle:
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Seems better now. It's the bursty factor I reckon, waves of info washing up on the shores of digital oblivion rubschin:
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Low gas pressure ~ everyone is coming in from work and cooking their tea. 8)
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Oh, we get loads of 'bot' trying to sign-up and then place ads for porn and viagra on the site...
So, there are a number of tests that I apply to each new member... just some basic checks really...
This one passed them... but I wasn't happy about it... after thinking about it all I decided to delete....
We might WANT ads for porn and Viagra, russian brides and suchlike
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Oh, we get loads of 'bot' trying to sign-up and then place ads for porn and viagra on the site...
So, there are a number of tests that I apply to each new member... just some basic checks really...
This one passed them... but I wasn't happy about it... after thinking about it all I decided to delete....
We might WANT ads for porn and Viagra, russian brides and suchlike
Good point, well made. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FwwWkS.gif&hash=d234cbbb34a6bc5b47eeebe53b5ce28e8d53b680) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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Oh, we get loads of 'bot' trying to sign-up and then place ads for porn and viagra on the site...
So, there are a number of tests that I apply to each new member... just some basic checks really...
This one passed them... but I wasn't happy about it... after thinking about it all I decided to delete....
We might WANT ads for porn and Viagra, russian brides and suchlike
Here (http://www.google.com/)
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Every time I post, I get directed to this:- (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FJXg_A.gif&hash=b386adb27041b39163372a264b979a37d9049efe) (http://www.postimage.org/)
It's costing me a freaking fortune... ?10 every time rubschin: I hope I'm not sponsoring the honesty box evil:
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Every time I post, I get directed to this:- (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FJXg_A.gif&hash=b386adb27041b39163372a264b979a37d9049efe) (http://www.postimage.org/)
It's costing me a freaking fortune... ?10 every time rubschin: I hope I'm not sponsoring the honesty box evil:
Nope, just BM's hair transplant fund.. whistle:
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Every time I post, I get directed to this:- (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2FJXg_A.gif&hash=b386adb27041b39163372a264b979a37d9049efe) (http://www.postimage.org/)
It's costing me a freaking fortune... ?10 every time rubschin: I hope I'm not sponsoring the honesty box evil:
Keep going, it will work soon.... whistle:
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Strange rubschin: All the YouTube links have disappeared for me. Anyone else?
EDIT:
I see YouTube itself is unavailable; that probably explains it.
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Yes I noticed that too.
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Seems it's back. Google have done something with the account settings on YouTube; I can't access my favourites ::)
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I expect BM's "Miss D in a bikini" vid has overloaded their servers, like whistle:
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It always goes wrong when I'm out like... rubschin:
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It fixed itself before you came back too whistle:
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Just as well noooo:
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cussing:
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It always goes wrong when I change something and go out like... rubschin:
whistle:
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It always goes wrong when I change something and go out like... rubschin:
whistle:
cussing:
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It always goes wrong when I change something and go out like... rubschin:
whistle:
cussing:
point:
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Anyone else having problems with the postimage function? Like it not working, like rubschin:
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Nope.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FMRPFJ.jpg&hash=7f4ce64e4354eb8d17586ab4d0b6f197e9559143) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqMRPFJ)
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Anyone else having problems with the postimage function? Like it not working, like rubschin:
Testing....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FMSdC9.jpg&hash=c4f483325f1cf8dcf2705c9a8c90366912cf6497) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqMSdC9)
Nope! ;D
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Bügger evil:
I can't even access their website rubschin:
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Bügger evil:
I can't even access their website rubschin:
point:
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Thank you Maestro ::)
Neither Safari nor Firefox can connect to postimage.org so I guess that the server I'm trying to connect to is down. Whaddya reckon?
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Thank you Maestro ::)
Neither Safari nor Firefox can connect to postimage.org so I guess that the server I'm trying to connect to is down. Whaddya reckon?
I am using Firefox (Version 3.6.8) and it werks perfick like...
Must be a DNS issue at your ISP as the postimage server is obviously working......
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I might post an enquiry on my ISP's board. I Googled "problems with postimage.org" and someone said they had a problem with one of their servers. rubschin:
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I might post an enquiry on my ISP's board. I Googled "problems with postimage.org" and someone said they had a problem with one of their servers. rubschin:
Have you switched it off and back on again like...? Shrugs:
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Yep. Same problem was occurring yesterday.
I've just had a "live chat" with the ISP's support in Bulgaria eeek: They wanted me to fiddle about with me DNS router settings scared2:
I didn't, but will email my Mac techy to see if he can throw any light on it.
It's only postimage.org that seems affected, other than that everything's perfick ;D
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Bügger evil:
I can't even access their website rubschin:
point:
For once BM is not at fault lol:
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Bügger evil:
I can't even access their website rubschin:
point:
For once BM is not at fault lol:
cloud9:
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It's like that monkeys and typewriters theory, if we see enough problems when in here ultimately there has to be one that isnt your fault. whistle:
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It's like that monkeys and typewriters theory, if we see enough problems when in here ultimately there has to be one that isnt your fault. whistle:
evil:
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testing, testing, one two, one two ...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FV5kqA.jpg&hash=ff228105331f92d94ec550550f238563892b8a56) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxV5kqA)
Yep, that's the weather forecast for the day. Shite cry:
I just did a new security download from Planet Apple; perhaps that fixed it rubschin:
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testing, testing, one two, one two ...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FV5kqA.jpg&hash=ff228105331f92d94ec550550f238563892b8a56) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxV5kqA)
Yep, that's the weather forecast for the day. Shite cry:
I just did a new security download from Planet Apple; perhaps that fixed it rubschin:
Perhaps I unblocked you... whistle:
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testing, testing, one two, one two ...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FV5kqA.jpg&hash=ff228105331f92d94ec550550f238563892b8a56) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxV5kqA)
Yep, that's the weather forecast for the day. Shite cry:
I just did a new security download from Planet Apple; perhaps that fixed it rubschin:
Perhaps I unblocked you... whistle:
shocked003
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I wouldn't say it is really a problem but in the past spelling errors were automatically underlined in red as I typed my posts. Dunno why but this has stopped happening.
I could never get it to work on IE so that was just one more reason to always use Firefox but following (I think) recent Firefox updates the facilty has vanished.
Not a major issue as I can and do tend to click on the spell check button before hitting post but I wonder if anyone knows how I can recover the previous setting. I have been through the cellar to see if there is anything in account settings but can't find what I am looking for there.
The red underlining stilll works on the updated Thunderbird email facility and of course is there when I use any Windows Office Suite applications.
These are prolly not "Server Problems" but this seemed the best place to start a discussion on the subject as I cannot be the only one irked by this.
Also whilst on the subject why oh why can I have an English (British) spell check on Windows Office Suite but not on the VP board. Do we have an option or does it have to be English (US) spellings 'cos I am sick of being told that colour should be color etc.
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I wouldn't say it is really a problem but in the past spelling errors were automatically underlined in red as I typed my posts. Dunno why but this has stopped happening.
I could never get it to work on IE so that was just one more reason to always use Firefox but following (I think) recent Firefox updates the facilty has vanished.
Not a major issue as I can and do tend to click on the spell check button before hitting post but I wonder if anyone knows how I can recover the previous setting. I have been through the cellar to see if there is anything in account settings but can't find what I am looking for there.
The red underlining stilll works on the updated Thunderbird email facility and of course is there when I use any Windows Office Suite applications.
These are prolly not "Server Problems" but this seemed the best place to start a discussion on the subject as I cannot be the only one irked by this.
Also whilst on the subject why oh why can I have an English (British) spell check on Windows Office Suite but not on the VP board. Do we have an option or does it have to be English (US) spellings 'cos I am sick of being told that colour should be color etc.
Well... it still works for me in Firefox...
Check Firefox Tools Add-ons and make sure the British English Dictionary is not disabled... if it isn't, delete it and install again from here... (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/language-tools/)
As for the pub spell checker, I remember Berek complained about it and I changed it (it defaults to US English). It must have changed back at some point since so I'll find out where the setting is again... it is not in the control panel - I remember that I had to change a file and upload it...
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Yes!
Dunno what you/we have done but it is now underlining me errors in red again.
Ta muchly happy088
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Yes!
Dunno what you/we have done but it is now underlining me errors in red again.
Ta muchly happy088
No problemo... razz:
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And it's British English spelling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maiseyyates.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fsnoopy-dance-728475.jpg&hash=81be255d154ea6c5d167fe395f9985089b53d482)
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And it's British English spelling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maiseyyates.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fsnoopy-dance-728475.jpg&hash=81be255d154ea6c5d167fe395f9985089b53d482)
That is your FireFox spoll chocker like...
I haven't tackled the pub one yet... noooo:
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And it's British English spelling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maiseyyates.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fsnoopy-dance-728475.jpg&hash=81be255d154ea6c5d167fe395f9985089b53d482)
That is your FireFox spoll chocker like...
I haven't tackled the pub one yet... noooo:
And the red underlining? Is that me too (with your advice like)?
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And it's British English spelling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maiseyyates.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fsnoopy-dance-728475.jpg&hash=81be255d154ea6c5d167fe395f9985089b53d482)
That is your FireFox spoll chocker like...
I haven't tackled the pub one yet... noooo:
And the red underlining? Is that me too (with your advice like)?
FireFox...
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I'm a techno genius cloud9:
It isn't what you know that counts ~ it's knowing who to ask.
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Now you see, I don't use spell checkers anywhere, cus I'm proud to say that I just try my best...for someone with no qualifications...and therefore on the face of it, to be not as bright and clever as you lot appear to be. rubschin:
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If something is worth doing then it is worth trying to do it properly angel1
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If something is worth doing then it is worth trying to do it properly angel1
I like to do things on me own merit without help, learn from my mistakes, and that way I can then justify feeling proud of meself when it all comes together. cloud9:
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If something is worth doing then it is worth trying to do it properly angel1
I like to do things on me own merit without help, learn from my mistakes, and that way I can then justify feeling proud of meself when it all comes together like a heap of rubble. cloud9:
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If something is worth doing then it is worth trying to do it properly angel1
I like to do things on me own merit without help, learn from my mistakes, and that way I can then justify feeling proud of meself when it all comes together. cloud9:
Very commendable ~ just one question.
When you do make mistakes how do you know?
To my mind if you don't know something or are not sure how do go about doing something it is surely better to admit your lack of knowledge/need for assistance than to make a balls up and still not know you've done so.
When you do make a rickets of something and everyone goes point: and you flounce off in a huff you only make yourself look and feel a twat.
Using a spell checker when one is available is common sense. I edit and publish a Community Magazine, as you know. Those that read it expect a certain standard, those that contribute to it rely on the editor to correct their errors so that they do not become the subject of point: I certainly do not have time to use a paper dictionary to check every word so I do use a spell checker on everything that goes in. I also keep a large dictionary and a "Fowler's Guide to Modern English Usage" on my desk along with an Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, a Chambers Biographical Dictionary plus a Who's Who in British History. All essential aids to ensuring accuracy when I am editing.
It makes sense to me and I learn much more by checking facts and noting my spelling errors than I would by waiting to see if anyone bothered to tell me where I had got it wrong.
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Yes, I know it is slow...
Yes, I am working on it...
No, I did not gub it... ::)
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Fixed! cloud9:
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Top work Barman, it was painfully slow happy088
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cloud9:
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Top work Barman, it was painfully slow happy088
About an hour slow...BM forgot to change the clock...
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Top work Barman, it was painfully slow happy088
About an hour slow...BM forgot to change the clock...
doh:
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I didn't notice a thing sleep017
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I didn't notice a thing sleep017
Nick noticed in about 5mS and called me on Skype... ::)
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Do we have a Skype thread? I've heard it might bypass roaming charges whilst I'm away, like rubschin:
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8297.0
This one...? Shrugs:
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I didn't notice a thing sleep017
Nick noticed in about 5mS and called me on Skype... ::)
Does that mean Nick is so attuned to calamities and things going wrong that he could immediately tell something was wrong or Pastis is so used to BM gubbing the site that he no longer notices. rubschin:
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Do we have a Skype thread? I've heard it might bypass roaming charges whilst I'm away, like rubschin:
Free phone calls with vid link, so we can enjoy one another's flaws cloud9:
Growler tried it once but broke the intermong noooo:
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Do we have a Skype thread? I've heard it might bypass roaming charges whilst I'm away, like rubschin:
Free phone calls with vid link, so we can enjoy one another's flaws cloud9:
Growler tried it once but broke the intermong noooo:
Yet more utter utter tripe and fantasy from the mind and imagination of this overly active attention seeking plank. ::)
What tickles me the most, is that most of you seem to fall for his nonsensical witterings too! lol:
I wouldn't know a skpe if I fell over one tbh
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Tis spasmodically slow.
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Tis spasmodically slow.
It is perfick here at the moment... cloud9:
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Ah, the site is running at BM's optimal speed then whistle:
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Upgraded the pub software this morning to the latest release... looks fine from here but let me know if you spot anything suspicious...
Ta muchly...
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What , like printer cartridges scared2:
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What , like printer cartridges scared2:
Yes dear... like toner cartridges... ::)
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Think there is a problem with the upgrade .....you appear more sarcastic whistle:
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Think there is a problem with the upgarde .....you appear more sarcastic whistle:
Upgarde? whistle:
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and pedantic lol:
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and pedantic lol:
Moi? angel1
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It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
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Yeah, me too. The servers are never busy in this pub noooo:
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It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
It threw a database error earlier...
There has been a problem with the database!
This is a notice email to let you know that SMF could not connect to the database, contact your host if this continues.
______________________________________________
This email has been scanned by Netintelligence
http://www.netintelligence.com/email
We get oner or two a week... sometimes a string of them in a day... I presume it is the load on the server that causes it as we have never had to 'fix' it...
The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:
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Throw money at it!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_Y4didQs9nec%2FSNVyKgOcyjI%2FAAAAAAAAABQ%2Foq8M1-eqH9c%2Fs320%2FSmelling%2BSalts.jpg&hash=170970d3108569a154eab2952dd0730b0029972f)
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The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:
Reduce the number of your aliases whistle:
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The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:
Reduce the number of your aliases whistle:
Bah! Banghead
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The next meeting of the BM fan club will be held here:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3209%2F3061305721_76fe1975c7.jpg&hash=81c8cab639a9fea97da9d75296e4f7b81ac2c6e2)
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The next meeting of the BM fan club will be held here:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3209%2F3061305721_76fe1975c7.jpg&hash=81c8cab639a9fea97da9d75296e4f7b81ac2c6e2)
Thass right... Dr Who's new Tardis whistle:
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The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:
Reduce the number of your aliases whistle:
Bah! Banghead
Yeah...I often wonder if I'm the only customer and the rest of you are a figment of BM's imagination spider:
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The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:
Reduce the number of your aliases whistle:
Bah! Banghead
Yeah...I often wonder if I'm the only customer and the rest of you are a figment of BM's imagination spider:
Could be! razz:
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The problem is that I'm so popular and all my fans flock to the site to read my posts - what can I do...? Shrugs:
Reduce the number of your aliases whistle:
Bah! Banghead
Yeah...I often wonder if I'm the only customer and the rest of you are a figment of BM's imagination spider:
I thought you were a figment of my imagination.... rubschin:
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Still seems a bit sluggish.
What is the SMF anyway, is it some political organisation I have inadvertently joined?
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Simple Minded Farmers ...... You are among friends. eveilgrin:
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Simple Minded Farmers ...... You are among friends. eveilgrin:
cloud9:
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It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
BM returns to Cyprus and the pub gubs up, coincidence? rubschin:
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It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
BM returns to Cyprus and the pub gubs up, coincidence? rubschin:
Feck off! cussing:
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Occams razor BM angel1
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Occams razor BM angel1
You feck off too! cussing:
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It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
BM returns to Cyprus and the pub gubs up, coincidence? rubschin:
Feck off! cussing:
Occams razor BM angel1
You feck off too! cussing:
You been on the collapsio already? You appear to be seeing 2 of me old boy point:
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It keeps telling me (when it can be bothered to reply)
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
BM returns to Cyprus and the pub gubs up, coincidence? rubschin:
Feck off! cussing:
Occams razor BM angel1
You feck off too! cussing:
You been on the collapsio already? You appear to be seeing 2 of me old boy point:
Both of you - be fecking off; together if you like! cussing:
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He's talking to himself again... point: noooo:
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He's talking to himself again... point: noooo:
Banghead
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Yes, it is slow...
Yes, I am werking on it...
No, I have not gubbed it...
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Not slow here .... well .... No slower than usual tunble:
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Summat was up with it - I couldn't get into our EasySpace control panel either.... noooo:
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I still have a hacking cough .... could that be the problem? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
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I still have a hacking cough .... could that be the problem? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
Perhaps... rubschin:
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Yes, it is slow...
Yes, I am werking on it...
No, I have not gubbed it...
Operation Link the Post Button to the Donate Button has not been a resounding success then. lol:
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Yes, it is slow...
Yes, I am werking on it...
No, I have not gubbed it...
Operation Link the Post Button to the Donate Button has not been a resounding success then. lol:
No, I fear the donate button must be broken... noooo:
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Was working fine as a doorstop till someone clicked it lol:
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So that five grand I offered never went through? rubschin:
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So that five grand I offered never went through? rubschin:
Strangely, no... ::)
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So that five grand I offered never went through? rubschin:
Strangely, no... ::)
Bloody Virtual Postmen cussing:
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So that five grand I offered never went through? rubschin:
Strangely, no... ::)
Bloody Virtual Postmen cussing:
Virtual snow problems probleee.... ::)
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Slow is good surrender:
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Slow is good surrender:
lol: lol: lol:
Akchoowly it is slow here today too... rubschin:
Sand in the works problee...
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I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...
I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...
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I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...
I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...
I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.
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I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...
I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...
I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.
They look like Bonios.... redface:
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I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...
I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...
I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.
They look like Bonios.... redface:
Have you never heard of the saying about trying to catch old birds with chaff? evil:
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I'm finding the pub slow here and Snoopy confirms...
I've raised a ticket with the technical support people and hopefully normal service (did you see what I did there?) will be resumed shortly...
I just can't run any faster on't treadmill to keep the power up ~ not on those cut price Lidl bonio lookalikes you bought cheap.
They look like Bonios.... redface:
Have you never heard of the saying about trying to catch old birds with chaff? evil:
noooo:
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Got a response...
Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch.
I have loaded up the site and navigated around the forum a bit. It seems to be loading alright for me. Is there any particualr area or time that it seems slow?
I haven't tried posting anything, but apart from that I can't, currently, see a problem.
It is on a shared server and we haven't had any other reports of similar issues.
Is the problem intermittent or am I missing something when I'm moving around in the forums?
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Got a response...
Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch.
I have loaded up the site and navigated around the forum a bit. It seems to be loading alright for me. Is there any particualr area or time that it seems slow?
I haven't tried posting anything, but apart from that I can't, currently, see a problem.
It is on a shared server and we haven't had any other reports of similar issues.
Is the problem intermittent or am I missing something when I'm moving around in the forums?
If he has been browsing the forum he will have concluded we are all fruit cakes and not worth the trouble of fixing it. noooo:
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Got a response...
Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch.
I have loaded up the site and navigated around the forum a bit. It seems to be loading alright for me. Is there any particualr area or time that it seems slow?
I haven't tried posting anything, but apart from that I can't, currently, see a problem.
It is on a shared server and we haven't had any other reports of similar issues.
Is the problem intermittent or am I missing something when I'm moving around in the forums?
If he has been browsing the forum he will have concluded we are all fruit cakes and not worth the trouble of fixing it. noooo:
Good point! doh:
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If he has been browsing the forum he will have concluded we are all fruit cakes and not worth the trouble of fixing it. noooo:
Not to mention after seeing how many things BM has gubbed since starting up the pub he will probably come up with some PICNIC explanation lol:
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Have you tried pouring a large scotch into the system, that uwesewelly works for me like.
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Seems faster to me today...
Latest update: -
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
I have passed your query over to the relevant department for investigation. Please bear with us in the meanwhile.
Regards
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Tasawwur Sadiq
Support Services
rubschin:
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Ackchoooly it does seem faster today.
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noooo:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
I notice Mr Clown can't even spell his own surname. noooo:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
I notice Mr Clown can't even spell his own surname. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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The amount of stuff we are carrying may, I suppose, have something to do with it.
The back-up download takes much more space than it used to. I have little understanding of how these things work but I do wonder if the number of You Tube videos posted has anything to do with it.
No doubt we only carry the links and the actual content is held by You Tube servers but ....... confused2:
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That last posting took 55 seconds to load.
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Shouldn't affect it... and from my point of view it has got worserer over the past week or so...
For the service we pay for the bloody thing should be able to support hundreds of users...
I'll give it a few days then kick them again...
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5 seconds for the last post...
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5 seconds for the last post...
you play the bugle???
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5 seconds for the last post...
you play the bugle???
We, in admin, only play the fool razz:
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5 seconds for the last post...
you play the bugle???
I knew someone would post that... but I thought better of you... noooo:
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5 seconds for the last post...
you play the bugle???
I knew someone would post that... but I thought better of you... noooo:
redface:
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Pages loading v e r y s l o w l y ... surrender:
15 seconds from post clicky
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5 seconds for the last post...
you play the bugle???
I knew someone would post that... but I thought better of you... noooo:
Precisely why I use 'posting' in my previous comment
That last posting took 55 seconds to load.
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Slow here too (in the pub) - not sure if that's because I'm downloading huge amounts of
porn music videos.
And no, I don't know why the last bit is all stricken through...
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I'll have a tidy-up of all the files and databases in the morning to see if it makes a difference...
What could possibly go wrong...? whistle:
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
scared2:
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R.I.P. VP Violins:
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I'll have a tidy-up of all the files and databases in the morning to see if it makes a difference...
What could possibly go wrong...? whistle:
My Hero cloud9:
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I'll have a tidy-up of all the files and databases in the morning to see if it makes a difference...
What could possibly go wrong...? whistle:
OMG ....Facebook here we come scared2:
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Matthew 8:26 whistle:
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Trust me... I've done this before like... I think... rubschin:
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Trust me... I've done this before like... I think... rubschin:
Wonder if Tel does overseas quotes............ rubschin:
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Trust me... I've done this before like... I think... rubschin:
Wonder if Tel does overseas quotes............ rubschin:
evil:
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I've never been to Cyprus.
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LL will look after you well - no worries whistle:
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I don't need to get a man in! cussing:
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Matthew 8:26 whistle:
Is 8.26 his hourly rate for ungubbing BM's PC... whistle:
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Matthew 8:26 whistle:
Is 8.26 his hourly rate for ungubbing BM's PC... whistle:
Or part thereof... evil:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
I notice Mr Clown can't even spell his own surname. noooo:
As I scrolled down I expected to see a post from him saying, "Oi! I am here you know"
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
I notice Mr Clown can't even spell his own surname. noooo:
As I scrolled down I expected to see a post from him saying, "Oi! I am here you know"
lol: lol: lol:
He prolly logged-on to the wrong site... ::)
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
I notice Mr Clown can't even spell his own surname. noooo:
As I scrolled down I expected to see a post from him saying, "Oi! I am here you know"
lol: lol: lol:
He prolly logged-on to the wrong site... ::)
Sounds like an ideal customer then. The VP, home for the bewildered
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks for contacting us. I've had a look at your site and the load times ; the site loaded quickly for me @ 1.2 seconds for the full page, I've also tested this externally to our network via a proxy server and it only took 5 seconds. I've used various website speed tests on the net and they all show that your site is loading in a timely fashion (within 2 seconds or so). We haven't altered anything as far as our server or network configuration is concerned either. Please get back in touch if you feel there are still problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
Shrugs:
I notice Mr Clown can't even spell his own surname. noooo:
As I scrolled down I expected to see a post from him saying, "Oi! I am here you know"
lol: lol: lol:
He prolly logged-on to the wrong site... ::)
Sounds like an ideal customer then. The VP, home for the bewildered
lol: lol: lol:
Well I did the tidying up this morning...
a) It all still werks cloud9:
b) It doesn't seem any faster noooo:
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It is mucho faster today .... perhaps fewer people on the www locally but unlikely on a Saturday. The VP is now running as fast/slow as all other sites I have been on today ~ not rivals but shopping and looking for family history stuff.
Either BM fixed it (unknowingly?) or it was just one of those things.
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whistle:
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It was just one of those things noooo:
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whistle:
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Painfully slow for me today................maybe my intermog connection..?????? rubschin:
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Painfully slow for me today................maybe my intermog connection..?????? rubschin:
Akchoowly it has been slow for me today too - I have sent another e-mail to 'technical support'...
Are you with Cyta?
I have their 2M service and everything else I use seems speedy-fast at the moment...
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Painfully slow for me today................maybe my intermog connection..?????? rubschin:
Akchoowly it has been slow for me today too - I have sent another e-mail to 'technical support'...
Are you with Cyta?
I have their 2M service and everything else I use seems speedy-fast at the moment...
yeah cyta...........everything else seems ok ???
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Painfully slow for me today................maybe my intermog connection..?????? rubschin:
Akchoowly it has been slow for me today too - I have sent another e-mail to 'technical support'...
Are you with Cyta?
I have their 2M service and everything else I use seems speedy-fast at the moment...
yeah cyta...........everything else seems ok ???
yes... there is definitely summat wrong with the VP - it has been a dramatic change over the past week or so... rubschin:
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Put the drinks prices up ..... whistle:
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Put the drinks prices up ..... whistle:
The Cypriot way! ;D
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Put the drinks prices up ..... whistle:
The Cypriot way! ;D
sooo true .....it's a bit quiet ..........I know we'll double the prices.. Banghead
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Put the drinks prices up ..... whistle:
The Cypriot way! ;D
sooo true .....it's a bit quiet ..........I know we'll double the prices.. Banghead
lol:
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It seemed to slow down around 1300hr's and is painfully slow at the mo
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It seemed to slow down around 1300hr's and is painfully slow at the mo
It is bloody shite isn't it? Banghead
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I usually listen to the radio via my PC .... Today Radio 4 will not play, just puts up a message saying "You have insufficient bandwith to listen to this programme".
So I shut down all other programmes I was running and tried again... same message.
Then I tried Radios 1,2,3 and 5 Live + sundry others and they all play ..... So WTF is that all about?
If the bloody BBC iPlayer can manage to play music and/or sports commentary how can I not have sufficient bandwith to listen to two arseholes talking on the Today programme?
But back to the VP .. speed is variable this afternoon. This morning it was its usual speed.
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Moving at the speed of treacle on a perfectly balanced billiards table ... Not even this quick >> tunble:
surrender:
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Very inconsistent here.
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Another reply.... ::)
Hi Mark,
Ill pass this back to our escalation department to further investigate. We'll update you once we have more information.
Thanks
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Jonathan Revell
NOC Technician
Fingers crossed eh...? evil:
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Its been very slow in both locations:
Home: Download 9400 kbps Upload 466 kbps
Carpark: 3g thingy ( not Miss C's)
::)
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Its been very slow in both locations:
Home: Download 9400 kbps Upload 466 kbps
Carpark: 3g thingy ( not Miss C's)
::)
I know... I can download porn access other sites as fast as I like... 'tis just the pub wot is slow like.... noooo:
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Its been very slow in both locations:
Home: Download 9400 kbps Upload 466 kbps
Carpark: 3g thingy ( not Miss C's)
::)
I know... I can download porn access other sites as fast as I like... 'tis just the pub wot is slow like.... noooo:
So do we all move to fb then .... business continuity plan... like? lol: lol: Is there a generic log on like what other places has? Or do we just shout? rubschin:
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Its been very slow in both locations:
Home: Download 9400 kbps Upload 466 kbps
Carpark: 3g thingy ( not Miss C's)
::)
I know... I can download porn access other sites as fast as I like... 'tis just the pub wot is slow like.... noooo:
So do we all move to fb then .... business continuity plan... like? lol: lol: Is there a generic log on like what other places has? Or do we just shout? rubschin:
Only the important select few have been invited to the secret FB site like.... whistle:
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Indeed cloud9:
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Its been very slow in both locations:
Home: Download 9400 kbps Upload 466 kbps
Carpark: 3g thingy ( not Miss C's)
::)
I know... I can download porn access other sites as fast as I like... 'tis just the pub wot is slow like.... noooo:
So do we all move to fb then .... business continuity plan... like? lol: lol: Is there a generic log on like what other places has? Or do we just shout? rubschin:
Only the important select few have been invited to the secret FB site like.... whistle:
sad32:
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I could get you in, like. For a price eyes:
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I could get you in, like. For a price eyes:
Per hour or part thereof...? whistle:
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I'd need a couple of hours angel1
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I'd need a couple of hours angel1
To work up to it like...? point:
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Do they have internet in the Congo....... rubschin:
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This is bizarre... it's now flying like shite off a shovel eeek:
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I rubbed it with Vaseline
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I'd need a couple of hours angel1
Oh you would want much more than that... whistle:
scared:
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What exactly is going on behind that settee, you look like you're coming up for air like
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What exactly is going on behind that settee, you look like you're coming up for air like
I haven't convinced him he's enjoying it yet! redface:
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She's helping him to find the dongle surely rubschin:
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**cough**
Much faster today like... whistle:
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It seems to be working again here too. cloud9:
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It seems to be working again here too. cloud9:
cloud9:
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Lightning speed today ..... but then most people are still in bed.
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It's just took me 20 minutes to get on to the site, I kept getting "page unavailable" or such-like
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It's just took me 20 minutes to get on to the site, I kept getting "page unavailable" or such-like
rubschin:
Is speedy-fast here this morning....
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Here too but then most people are not yet up and about.
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And fast here too cloud9:
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Rat+drainpipe=VP cloud9:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Mark,
Thanks again for your response. I've checked the site again and all appears to be ok at present ; I suspect that this issue is quite possibly associated to the load on our shared web server at particular times. Unfortunately there isn't really anything that we can do from this end, we have just recently added a further 2 virtual machines to the cluster to improve the performance for this web host. The alternative would be to look at a virtual server solution (http://www.easyspace.com/virtual_servers) as this would provide a dedicated server where your site isn't contending for resources.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
rubschin:
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I note he does not mention a cost for implementing what seems to be a good idea ::)
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I note he does not mention a cost for implementing what seems to be a good idea ::)
I have sent a reply! eveilgrin:
The response is thus: -
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi
Anytime the site is tested here it appears to load without problems. Are you running a 3rd party script/package on your space? If so there may be options in the help files which will speed up the site. The only other option would be to move to another server, we can do this here, although the site may not run on the new server without some tweaking of the code.
Thanks.
--
John Coyne
Support Services
It seems a universal failing among support people that they simply can't grasp the one simple salient fact of situations such as this, namely its been working fucking perfectly for the past two years! cussing:
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The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.
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The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.
Or their "pipe" is now too narrow or they are throttling traffic or Cyprus is slowly disappearing into a black hole.
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The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.
Or their "pipe" is now too narrow or they are throttling traffic or Cyprus is slowly disappearing into a black hole.
We can rule out the Cyprus option as the servers are not in Cyprus ... if they were then BM would be able to whack them with a spanner or summat.
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The fact that it is intermittent and is reported by people in sundry places where they are using different exchanges and ISPs would seem to suggest the problem is indeed "server overload" at the providers end.
Or their "pipe" is now too narrow or they are throttling traffic or Cyprus is slowly disappearing into a black hole.
We can rule out the Cyprus option as the servers are not in Cyprus ... if they were then BM would be able to whack them with a spanner or summat.
Quite so... I believe the servers are opp t' North somewhere.... whistle:
Nottingham! eeek:
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By jove, he's got it. Case solved ;D
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Wot a shame eh...? noooo:
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Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though rubschin:
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Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though rubschin:
You are thinking of Cluedo, this is clueless lol:
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Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though rubschin:
Not a guess... I can feeeel it... noooo:
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Aren't you supposed to throw a double six beofre guessing though rubschin:
You are thinking of Cluedo, this is clueless lol:
Feck off! cussing:
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I was on about your tech support you bucket wearing buffoon. point:
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Is it me, or is it desperately slow again today...? Banghead
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Seems fine here, on my new broadband, like angel1
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Is it me, or is it desperately slow again today...? Banghead
It is a bit slow here. Prolly sheep on the line or summat.
Ackchooowly all www's I have tried are slow in connecting today and then slow to navigate around.
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Shite here... must be the connection to the UK like...
I'll give it an hour and have another go... before reporting it to the techies like.... ::)
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It is very s l o w here also. noooo:
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I was blaming my werk puter redface:
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It's started to speed up again, must have been the rush hour rubschin:
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He should get Tipsy to pedal harder sex014
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Much better now like... cloud9:
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Indeed it is. ;D
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I wouldn't say it is blisteringly fast... but better than first thing...
We'll keep an eye on it like...
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Completely unusable now... I'll report it.... noooo:
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Fine here angel1
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Fine here angel1
Piss off! cussing:
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sad32:
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It's not only this noooo: I've just had 2 calls from people asking about emails that haven't come through noooo:
We're doomed, all doomed surrender:
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It's not only this noooo: I've just had 2 calls from people asking about emails that haven't come through noooo:
We're doomed, all doomed surrender:
And all since Nick got hooked up eh...? rubschin:
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angel1
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Maybe there's an uprising somewhere here and they are trying to block our vital t'internet communications rubschin:
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I think Snoopy has the Vicar coming round rubschin:
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FOR THE TECHIES - NICK NEED NOT REPLY
Can anybody that knows how: -
1) Open a command prompt window
2) Type ping -t www.virtual-pub.com [ENTER]
3) Let it run for a while
4) Let me know what soprt of figures you are getting
I am getting a time=110mS
Let me know please...
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I think Snoopy has the Vicar coming round rubschin:
No Holy Joes round here. evil:
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He is going to gub it, for sure scared2:
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FOR THE TECHIES - NICK NEED NOT REPLY
Can anybody that knows how: -
1) Open a command prompt window
2) Type ping -t www.virtual-pub.com [ENTER]
3) Let it run for a while
4) Let me know what soprt of figures you are getting
I am getting a time=110mS
Let me know please...
It tells me it is not recognised as a valid internal or external command
I'll try again
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OK I varied the spacing (yours is not easy to read)
Now it says it does not recognise the domain. ping -t www.virtualpub.com
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Snoopy forgot a hyphen whistle:
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No he fecking didn't!
Anywhoo I have got it now.
Figures vary from 105 to 114 ms
Average seems to be about 106ms
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Our man in Cyprus has gone very quiet scared2:
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Everything is now painfully slow..... all sites not just VP.
The problem is clearly something other than the VP servers.
A Skype call with Nick kept coming and going ~ finally Skype announced it had lost the connection.
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I wonder if there is an overload of people trying to find their local crime rates?
The police crime maps went live today.
I certainly can't get through to it.
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Well the VP is fooked here now. He has gubbed it noooo:
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It's a bit kwikker again rubschin:
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I wonder if there is an overload of people trying to find their local crime rates?
The police crime maps went live today.
I certainly can't get through to it.
I was thinking that too and I've had no luck either taking a peek rubschin:
At the police website I mean, obviously
It's crashed ::)
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919285-crime-maps-the-most-dangerous-streets-in-britain.do
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It's crashed ::)
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919285-crime-maps-the-most-dangerous-streets-in-britain.do
Predictably! ::)
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An answer like... rubschin:
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
we have had some issues with one of our shared servers overnight, our engineers are working on the problem right now and hope to have it resolved shortly. Please see http://status.easyspace.com/ for updates. Apologies for any inconvenience.
Kind Regards
Allan Johnston
Support
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The usual lies ::)
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I'm surprised they didn't trot out the "Lessons will be learned" line
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The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
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The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
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The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
So good you said it twice point:
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The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
The Wifi in the real pub is not working today. I complained and the guv'nor came over and gave me the code for Wifi he uses in his private flat above...which of course I have now saved. He probably didn't want to do that angel1
eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
So good you said it twice point:
No wonder the forum is so slow... half the users don't know how to werk it like... ::)
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Rather like you whistle:
You should put Tipsy in charge, that would be fun whistle:
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Rather like you whistle:
You should put Tipsy in charge, that would be fun whistle:
I do know how to werk it like! cussing:
We need Wenchy here - she has boxes of cables and everyfink.... cloud9:
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We should take it in turns to be boss though. I vote Tipsy goes first. It would be entertaining angel1
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We should take it in turns to be boss though. I vote Tipsy goes first. It would be entertaining angel1
She'd get nail varnish and lettuce all over the switches and machinery like.... noooo:
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Witches? whacky115
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Witches? whacky115
You've got your lookers on instead of your readers haven't you...? ::)
Switches it says like switches ::)
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Witches? whacky115
He has fantasies about Tipsy on the ducking tool.
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Witches? whacky115
He has fantasies about Tipsy on the ducking tool.
Did you say ducking? I've got my lookers on instead of my readers... redface:
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Witches? whacky115
He has fantasies about Tipsy on the ducking tool.
lol: lol: lol: Those pesky sss's
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FOR THE TECHIES - NICK NEED NOT REPLY
Can anybody that knows how: -
1) Open a command prompt window
2) Type ping -t www.virtual-pub.com [ENTER]
3) Let it run for a while
4) Let me know what soprt of figures you are getting
I am getting a time=110mS
Let me know please...
Been running it through the day for you, apart from a couple of odd spikes to anywhere between 50 and 180ms its been a constant 17/18ms
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FOR THE TECHIES - NICK NEED NOT REPLY
Can anybody that knows how: -
1) Open a command prompt window
2) Type ping -t www.virtual-pub.com [ENTER]
3) Let it run for a while
4) Let me know what soprt of figures you are getting
I am getting a time=110mS
Let me know please...
Been running it through the day for you, apart from a couple of odd spikes to anywhere between 50 and 180ms its been a constant 17/18ms
Must be a database issued then... rubschin:
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While I'm starting to remember my database programming I'm nowhere near good enough to start trolling through it for you looking for issues. lol:
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While I'm starting to remember my database programming I'm nowhere near good enough to start trolling through it for you looking for issues. lol:
And I wouldn't letchya! happy001
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FOR THE TECHIES - NICK NEED NOT REPLY
Can anybody that knows how: -
1) Open a command prompt window
2) Type ping -t www.virtual-pub.com [ENTER]
3) Let it run for a while
4) Let me know what soprt of figures you are getting
I am getting a time=110mS
Let me know please...
And that time is TTL - Time To Live
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FOR THE TECHIES - NICK NEED NOT REPLY
Can anybody that knows how: -
1) Open a command prompt window
2) Type ping -t www.virtual-pub.com [ENTER]
3) Let it run for a while
4) Let me know what soprt of figures you are getting
I am getting a time=110mS
Let me know please...
And that time is TTL - Time To Live
Oh noes... noooo:
TTL is absolutely steady at 51mS...
It is the round-trip time.... still currently ~110mS
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V e r y s l o w t o d a y...
Can you wind the handle a bit quicker please BM...
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We should get Tipsy to pedal harder noooo: sex014
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I noticed it was slow but assumed it was all the wimmin downloading their Valentine cards and Nick PM-ing porn to folk.
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angel1
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It is certainly a bit slow, slow quick, quick, slow today but then just about every site I have been to is. I don't think it is a problem peculiar to the VP.
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I thought it was a bit slow this morning - but then so was I...
Seems okay now tho...
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It is certainly a bit slow, slow quick, quick, slow today but then just about every site I have been to is. I don't think it is a problem peculiar to the VP.
"BT Internet have tracked down a global slowdown of the World Wide Web to a flat in Nottingham where the owner, said to be a ginger-haired man in his 50's, had fallen asleep on his keyboard and had sent over 100,000,000,000 copies of a pornographic Valentine card intended for a man in Cyprus."
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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It is certainly a bit slow, slow quick, quick, slow today but then just about every site I have been to is. I don't think it is a problem peculiar to the VP.
"BT Internet have tracked down a global slowdown of the World Wide Web to a flat in Nottingham where the owner, said to be a ginger-haired man in his 50's, had fallen asleep on his keyboard and had sent over 100,000,000,000 copies of a pornographic Valentine card intended for a man in Cyprus."
lol: lol: lol:
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I keep getting kicked out of here again ...???
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I keep getting kicked out of here again ...???
Anybody else...? Shrugs:
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Nope! This end is fine .... sometimes slow but faster than earlier today.
As the skool buses have recently disgorged their passengers and 250 children have arrived home in the past half an hour I expect to slow right down on the www as they all log on to Faceache etc
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OK here
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I keep getting kicked out of here again ...???
How are you connecting...? Your IP address says 'Manchester'... Shrugs:
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We have a stalker.
Not me, obviously redface:
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I keep getting kicked out of here again ...???
How are you connecting...? Your IP address says 'Manchester'... Shrugs:
Says CYTANET to me whistle:
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I keep getting kicked out of here again ...???
How are you connecting...? Your IP address says 'Manchester'... Shrugs:
Says CYTANET to me whistle:
Says Manchester to me...
I'll discuss with you in the secret management area... whistle:
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S
L
O
W
sleep017
sleep021
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Tis fine from here.... rubschin:
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And here angel1
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Must be the connection to Treasure Island then....? whistle:
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Seems betterer here now, not 100% tho...you must have done something rubschin:
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Stabbing at random knobs and buttons as usual
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Seems betterer here now, not 100% tho...you must have done something rubschin:
whistle:
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I give up Shrugs:
Twice I've tried to post today and ... tunble:
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I give up Shrugs:
Twice I've tried to post today and ... tunble:
Well, it werked that time...? whistle:
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Mine is now going at lightning speed.
Kids are prolly all having their dinner
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so slow ....
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I keep getting kicked out of here again ...???
How are you connecting...? Your IP address says 'Manchester'... Shrugs:
Says CYTANET to me whistle:
internet ninja .... 8)
Says Manchester to me...
I'll discuss with you in the secret management area... whistle:
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Was so slow here earlier I nearly went out to find the bus home. Someone must have switched off now cos its better now.
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It is betterer when it's switched off. We rely on you to pedal harder
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I have found it almost unusable this morning - sorry... redface:
Just the daily administration and backup has taken bloody ages...
Consequently, I have 're opened' the support ticket and await a response from the engineers when they drag themselves out of bed...
OK?
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It's working well here, and yesterday evening it was flying
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Stop go here this morning ..... Internet overload I reckon as I got up later than usual.
Now I've just had a warning that I will be shut down and restarted to allow updates in 4 minutes.
Byeee
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eeeee
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'Tis a tad sluggish here today...
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rubschin:
Tis approximately 1,257 times faster than it was first thing this morning here... Shrugs:
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rubschin:
Tis approximately 1,257 times faster than it was first thing this morning here... Shrugs:
Can't you be more precise?
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rubschin:
Tis approximately 1,257 times faster than it was first thing this morning here... Shrugs:
Can't you be more precise?
I can... it was 1,257.567 times faster... approximately like... ;)
Bugger - I have to re-start now cos of updates... ::)
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Kids are all home from skool .... bastard thing is now so s l o w I might as well send postcards to you censored:
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Nice and slick here like... whistle:
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Yes but you aren't coping with a line that comes through my local exchange Banghead
I'm going now ... prolly back later when the little dears are in bed or having their dinner.
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Fluctuating like crazy here, just like my emoluments redface:
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As a matter of interest, how many messages (if any) does everybody have in their inbox...? Shrugs:
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I have hundreds and hundreds
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about 20 ..........
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Ackchooly well over 4000 redface:
Twice that if you count the outbox too, like
So nearing ten thousand in all. Is that bad?
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shutup:
How do you count them? I only have err... 84 pages worth redface:
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Multiply by 16, or however many you can see on one page redface:
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Bloody hell - you do more talking off page than on eeek:
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84 x 16 = 1344 Barely a pimple on the bum of the VP secret archive angel1
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DO NOT mention pimples. BM has a thing about them, it seems. noooo:
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Oooops. Triple my score. I forgot the Outbox redface:
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Interesting...
I had 150 pages in my inbox (nothing in my outbox)... redface:
But I deleted them all last week and now it seems to me to be more slickerer than it was before...
Perhaps have a bit of a clean-up and see if it makes a difference to the performance...?
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I have used the prune function angel1
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I have used the prune function angel1
That'll keep you regular like! happy088
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It is werking a bit quickerer now rubschin:
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It is werking a bit quickerer now rubschin:
There you go like! cool14:
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I've only got 17 sad32:
messages...not pimples
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It is werking a bit quickerer now rubschin:
There you go like! cool14:
It might be because the train is going faster
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It is werking a bit quickerer now rubschin:
There you go like! cool14:
It might be because the train is going faster
yes, perhaps... ::)
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I empty my mail boxes once a month angel1
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A response: -
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello Barman,
We are aware of the issues that are being experienced accross the board with our shared Linux / MySQL services. Our senior administrators are in the process of creating a new MySQL box within the cluster, hopefully this will resolve the load / performance issues that you have been experiencing with your site. I have checked the site at the moment and the response times are ok, the site / forum is loading in a timely fashion. Unfortunately I don't have a definite time for the work at our side to be completed at this stage, we are however aware of the problems.
Thanks.
--
Kind regards,
Fraser Chown
2nd Line Technician
Helpdesk Support Services
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Translation: "We are all eating doughnuts"
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Translation: "We are all eating doughnuts"
Pretty much I suspect... Banghead
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A response: -
. . . a new MySQL box. .
Shrugs:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hastings.gov.uk%2Fparks_openspaces%2Fsquirrel.jpg&hash=f38b9babd71b97d253d0f0e83e67389062e14072)
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A response: -
. . . a new MySQL box. .
Shrugs:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hastings.gov.uk%2Fparks_openspaces%2Fsquirrel.jpg&hash=f38b9babd71b97d253d0f0e83e67389062e14072)
lol: lol: lol:
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[serious]
Does seem quicker without the PM baggage rubschin:
[/serious]
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[serious]
Does seem quicker without the PM baggage rubschin:
[/serious]
whistle:
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[serious]
Does seem quicker without the PM baggage rubschin:
[/serious]
Has Nick Clegg gone ? eeek:
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Note to self: sharpen tongue
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doh:
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I am scared now scared2:
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[serious]
Does seem quicker without the PM baggage rubschin:
[/serious]
Has Nick Clegg gone ? eeek:
drumroll:
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I have 36 messages in total.
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I have 36 messages in total.
Show off!
I have 3 sad32:
2 of those I sent to myself
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I have 36 messages in total.
37 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100
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I have 36 messages in total.
Show off!
I have 3 sad32:
4 now lol:
2 of those I sent to myself
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point: point:
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I have 36 messages in total.
All from Nick probleee....? noooo:
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I have 36 messages in total.
All from Nick probleee....? noooo:
::) No only 13.... 13 rubschin:
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BM. You've broken it again. I can't get to the board, I can only get to recent posts. Have I been barred or summat.... sad32:
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I have 36 messages in total.
All from Nick probleee....? noooo:
::) No only 13.... 13 rubschin:
point:
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BM. You've broken it again. I can't get to the board, I can only get to recent posts. Have I been barred or summat.... sad32:
Tis the curse of Nick! scared2:
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BM. You've broken it again. I can't get to the board, I can only get to recent posts. Have I been barred or summat.... sad32:
Tis the curse of Nick! scared2:
Well its draughty stood out here at the offy... open the door! evil:
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I've obviously dropped through a time portal, it says the last post was May 2007. noooo:
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Delete Nicks 13 cursed posts and all will be okay... probleee.... scared2:
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Going very fast this morning...just like it used to be...
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Flying along here too...
And the backup was much smaller this morning with all the PMs gone... cloud9:
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But where have they gone ? rubschin:
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cool14:
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oooohhhh so what's the goss Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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You show me yours and I'll show you mine whistle:
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But where have they gone ? rubschin:
Well not all the PMs... ::)
But I've been suggesting that people prune their boxes... have you done yours recently...? whistle:
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But where have they gone ? rubschin:
Well not all the PMs... ::)
But I've been suggesting that people prune their boxes... have you done yours recently...? whistle:
Spank2:
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Oh yes.....all dusted off and everything whistle:
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[snigger] redface:
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Found it! Must be that magic button by the side there closes everything down and up. lol: Is it too early to have another? rubschin:
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Found it! Must be that magic button by the side there closes everything down and up. lol: Is it too early to have another? rubschin:
Not at all... I'll join you... ;)
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I knew I was right to come in here. lol:
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I knew I was right to come in here. lol:
cloud9:
I have Lidl wine... whistle:
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I knew I was right to come in here. lol:
cloud9:
I have Lidl wine... whistle:
I have a bottle of Cote de Rhone too.... could be a very early night. redface:
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I knew I was right to come in here. lol:
cloud9:
I have Lidl wine... whistle:
I have a bottle of Cote de Rhone too.... could be a very early night. redface:
Oh yes...? eyes:
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I knew I was right to come in here. lol:
cloud9:
I have Lidl wine... whistle:
I have a bottle of Cote de Rhone too.... could be a very early night. redface:
Oh yes...? eyes:
Yes Ill be out for the count very soon. ;D
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I knew I was right to come in here. lol:
cloud9:
I have Lidl wine... whistle:
I have a bottle of Cote de Rhone too.... could be a very early night. redface:
Oh yes...? eyes:
Yes Ill be out for the count very soon. ;D
Oh... cry:
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It is like sucking treacle through a straw today.
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Agreed... Has been slow since early o'clock...
I didn't mention it to see if anybody else had noticed....
I'll give the 'engineers' another kick...
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Painful noooo:
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spider:
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Faster now...? Shrugs:
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Faster ...but still slower than normal ...
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Slower than a slow thing today .... it may be that 300 children are on half term in this village and prolly all gaming away like mad things. Banghead
Anywhoooo I am giving up for now ..... I had to wait 5 minutes to get a "reply" screen up so once this is sent I'll log out and come back later.
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Zoomerous here at the moment! cloud9:
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Betterer here too but every fecking kid in the village is screaming around the place on their bikes .... the sun has got his hat on evil:
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now painfully slow again ........ censored:
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Still okay here - a lot betterer than CF! lol:
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now painfully slow again ........ censored:
Are you using a proxy in Manchester...?
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now painfully slow again ........ censored:
Are you using a proxy in Manchester...?
yes on my laptop .........have to ???? will not connect normally .. ok on home pc and other laptop ??
but all other sites ok ....
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now painfully slow again ........ censored:
Are you using a proxy in Manchester...?
yes on my laptop .........have to ???? will not connect normally .. ok on home pc and other laptop ??
but all other sites ok ....
Very strange...
Connect directly here (Cytanet) with no issues at all... Shrugs:
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now painfully slow again ........ censored:
Are you using a proxy in Manchester...?
yes on my laptop .........have to ???? will not connect normally .. ok on home pc and other laptop ??
but all other sites ok ....
Very strange...
Connect directly here (Cytanet) with no issues at all... Shrugs:
yeah , home pc ,2nd laptop all ok .....just my laptop ...think it may be sick ..??
plus still using an external keyboard due to wine incident ... redface:
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now painfully slow again ........ censored:
Are you using a proxy in Manchester...?
yes on my laptop .........have to ???? will not connect normally .. ok on home pc and other laptop ??
but all other sites ok ....
Very strange...
Connect directly here (Cytanet) with no issues at all... Shrugs:
yeah , home pc ,2nd laptop all ok .....just my laptop ...think it may be sick ..??
plus still using an external keyboard due to wine incident ... redface:
Must be the collapso... whistle:
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Collapso TM angel1
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Stuck in crawler gear here again. noooo:
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Is zoomio here at the moment... cloud9:
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Oh! Well that's all right then. ::)
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Like shit off a shovel! ;D
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Like shit off a shovel! ;D
Do you?
Another Cypriot speciality I suppose.
It has speeded up again now BTW
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Like shit off a shovel! ;D
Do you?
Another Cypriot speciality I suppose.
It has speeded up again now BTW
Happy to help! ;D
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Running like a Swiss watch now ..... everybody has gone to bed I suppose.
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I don't think that's the problem to be honest...It used to be fast whateva the time of day...I think it's a ploy by BM to get us to donate again...
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I don't think that's the problem to be honest...It used to be fast whateva the time of day...I think it's a ploy by BM to get us to donate again...
lol: lol: lol:
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I don't think that's the problem to be honest...It used to be fast whateva the time of day...I think it's a ploy by BM to get us to donate again...
Don't give him ideas .... he'll be making it "pay per view" next.
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I don't think that's the problem to be honest...It used to be fast whateva the time of day...I think it's a ploy by BM to get us to donate again...
Don't give him ideas .... he'll be making it "pay per view" next.
Oh, is it time for my joke about Sky getting the rights to televise the world origami championships? razz:
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Running like a Swiss watch now ..... everybody has gone to bed I suppose.
Talking of Switzerland cloud9: , which you sort of were like......I was in Oxford yesterday and noticed a pub that serves Suisse cuisine (http://www.dukeofmonmouth.co.uk/). Looking at the menu, it seems more italian flavoured which I suppose explains the spelling of Swiss, but I shall be giving it a try
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My niece lives in Switzerland ... She tells me that where she lives they speak German and eat like the Krauts but an hour by their reliable trains in one direction takes her into French speaking and eating territory and if she heads the other way it is all Italian.
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Running like a Swiss watch now ..... everybody has gone to bed I suppose.
Talking of Switzerland cloud9: , which you sort of were like......I was in Oxford yesterday and noticed a pub that serves Suisse cuisine (http://www.dukeofmonmouth.co.uk/). Looking at the menu, it seems more italian flavoured which I suppose explains the spelling of Swiss, but I shall be giving it a try
I took a look at the link but read 'urban culture prepared with fitness'. rubschin: What an odd menu?
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Prolly Ski yoghurt......it's finesse point:
Anyway, we've managed to sneak food into the computer room, the techies will hit the roof smile:
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How about my joke like...? Shrugs:
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This is the computer room where there's buttons and cables and such like, you'll have to ask in the comedy room whistle:
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How about my joke like...? Shrugs:
Is that the old one with paper view in the punchline?
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How about my joke like...? Shrugs:
Is that the old one with paper view in the punchline?
yes... redface:
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This is the computer room where there's buttons and cables and such like, you'll have to ask in the comedy room whistle:
Well, there's certainly some knobs in here... happy001
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Oh go on then BM, tell it, I'm sure we'll all laugh
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Oh go on then BM, tell it, I'm sure we'll all laugh
Shant! evil:
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Bit intermittent at the moment ....sometimes this morning taking for ages, other opens straight away.
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Ditto
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Bit intermittent at the moment ....sometimes this morning taking for ages, other opens straight away.
Yes, I've found that too.... noooo:
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Slower than a slow thing.
A snail just overtook this post.
tunble:
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Wot he said ^^^^^ Banghead
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Its been slow for most of the week.
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It seems a bit up and down here...
I'll see how it goes this weekend and then have another rant at the engineers on Monday...
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I can actually walk to the kitchen, pour a glass of wine and come back between >Enter and the post appearing ::)
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I can actually walk to the kitchen, pour a glass of wine and come back between >Enter and the post appearing ::)
Sounds like a result! happy088
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Slower than ever this morning.
Clicked on "Reply" and went and made a pot of tea and the reply screen came up as I re-entered the room.
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Slower than ever this morning.
Clicked on "Reply" and went and made a pot of tea and the reply screen came up as I re-entered the room.
Has been a bit on and off here - but never slow enough to make tea or get collapso.... rubschin:
I'll send another message to the techies today... even tho it is my day off like.... whistle:
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Slower than ever this morning.
Clicked on "Reply" and went and made a pot of tea and the reply screen came up as I re-entered the room.
Has been a bit on and off here - but never slow enough to make tea or get collapso.... rubschin:
I'll send another message to the techies today... even tho it is my day off like.... whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grandprofile.com%2FMyspace_Comments%2FFamily_Comments%2FBrother_Comments%2Fimages%2FBro-You-are-My-Hero.gif&hash=745502344075a04de8c9325caaf45d011493bec0)
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Seems fastio now...? rubschin:
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Speedio! eeek:
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whistle:
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Like shite off a shovel, but without the shovel.
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A real hands-on experience eh?
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As I'm on laptop 3 ( censored:)........I cannot see/view you tube clips or moving avatars via the forum .....(pics ok)
Any sensible ideas wot I need to download .........????
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You need to get a man in. (Not BM obviously)
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As I'm on laptop 3 ( censored:)........I cannot see/view you tube clips or moving avatars via the forum .....(pics ok)
Any sensible ideas wot I need to download .........????
Download a new laptop from Amazon like.... whistle:
There is no special software needed to watch Youtube stuff on here - wot happens if you go to youtube.com?
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As I'm on laptop 3 ( censored:)........I cannot see/view you tube clips or moving avatars via the forum .....(pics ok)
Any sensible ideas wot I need to download .........????
Download a new laptop from Amazon like.... whistle:
There is no special software needed to watch Youtube stuff on here - wot happens if you go to youtube.com?
It works....................so do the "specialist" sites ..........got the latest adobe thingy ...
rubschin:
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As I'm on laptop 3 ( censored:)........I cannot see/view you tube clips or moving avatars via the forum .....(pics ok)
Any sensible ideas wot I need to download .........????
Download a new laptop from Amazon like.... whistle:
There is no special software needed to watch Youtube stuff on here - wot happens if you go to youtube.com?
It works....................so do the "specialist" sites ..........got the latest adobe thingy ...
rubschin:
You can't see this tho...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj-4t9drUlM
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shrugs:
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shrugs:
Hold on then...
There is a looky-up manual problem solvey thing for the forum software.... give me a couple of minutes....
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Prepare for a major outbreak of gubbing noooo:
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Stand by...
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... it says laptop #3 is fucked too.... noooo:
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Do not let BM near your machines ever again noooo: noooo:
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Wait I'm getting a different browser .......................
Finger:
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Well I never... noooo:
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Might I suggest you check your personal settings in your profile whistle:
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Might I suggest you check your personal settings in your profile whistle:
Who? Shrugs:
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Him wot carnt see stuff.
Either his site settings or his "permissions" on the laptop.
Prolly nothing to do with either but it should keep him bizzy for hours.
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Him wot carnt see stuff.
Either his site settings or his "permissions" on the laptop.
Prolly nothing to do with either but it should keep him bizzy for hours.
cussing:
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Possibly a stupid question but have you got codecs installed? rubschin:
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Possibly a stupid question but have you got codecs installed? rubschin:
rubschin: bit of an IT moron but will get someone to check .....Cheers
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Anyhooo....
How is everybody finding the speed at the moment...? shrugs:
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Anyhooo....
How is everybody finding the speed at the moment...? shrugs:
Absolutely fine here. happy088
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Anyhooo....
How is everybody finding the speed at the moment...? shrugs:
Should you be dealing quite so openly BM ? eeek: eeek: eeek:
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lol: lol: lol:
It's fine here thanks.
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Fine here. Have you unblocked the pipes?
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Fine here. Have you unblocked the pipes?
The pipes do appear to have been unblocked... all the admin function and backup have been much faster for a few days... rubschin:
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Has LL been doing it then ? whistle:
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Has LL been doing it then ? whistle:
evil:
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Wots happened...The VP has gone all pink and girly like, with hearts everywhere. The theme at the bottom say 'mibabyboom' eeek:
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You'll find the thread that brings you up to date ...check out the puter room .
I know the last place any of us looked redface:
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Thank you...just sussed that out... happy088
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Anyhooo....
How is everybody finding the speed at the moment...? shrugs:
Slow this morning. I blame Firefox. whistle:
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Zoomy-zoom here... whistle:
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Once Firefox had done its update to "ALL NEW FIREFOX 4" (which took half an hour) it has been going like sh*t off a shovel (assuming it is not BM wielding the shovel that is)
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Once Firefox had done its update to "ALL NEW FIREFOX 4" (which took half an hour) it has been going like sh*t off a shovel (assuming it is not BM wielding the shovel that is)
I'm still on 3.6.16... rubschin:
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Oooohhh.... I'm on 4 now! cloud9:
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Took my PC fvcking ages to load it! evil:
Different innit?
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Took my PC fvcking ages to load it! evil:
Different innit?
Rather nice... happy088
And quick too like....
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I'm on 3.6.16 rubschin:
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Your upgrade will be offered soon .... prolly next time you switch on.
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I'm on 3.6.16 rubschin:
Click Help >>> Check for upgrades... ;)
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I'm on 4 happy088
@ Snoopy ~ took about a minute to do it point:
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Get 4, lose AVG security stuff!
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Nope ~ My AVG Free is still working like.
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The paid for one don't werk with 4, does with IE9 though!
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The paid for one don't werk with 4, does with IE9 though!
My AVG 9.x is werking fine with it.... whistle:
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The paid for one don't werk with 4, does with IE9 though!
Who, in their right mind, pays for AVG? eeek:
Come to think of it ... who in their right mind comes in here point:?
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redface:
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Whoops!
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evil:
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Sorry surrender:
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Paid for by employer - business version.
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I paid for my AVG 9.x and it's working fine.
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I paid for my AVG 9.x
eeek:
You sound like a chap who would benefit from a regular delivery of magic turnips.
I can do you a special deal if you pay by Western Union.
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s.......l.......o............................................w
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Werkin fine here. happy088
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I reckon I was backing up the database when Miss D was trying to use it like.... whistle:
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You should put a sign up then ;D
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Like this whistle:
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Just to score a few brownie Points with the laydees
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You should put a sign up then ;D
rubschin:
I didn't expect anybody to be here like.... noooo:
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Do we have revised opening hours now then ???
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Do we have revised opening hours now then ???
Oh noes... you are all welcome any time like.... cloud9:
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Fank you's cloud9:
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http://support.mozilla.com/bn-BD/questions/798430
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http://support.mozilla.com/bn-BD/questions/798430
What language is that...? Shrugs:
why firerox 4 does not support avg safe searsh & avg toolbar ?
I wase using firefox 3.6.13 and when firefox 4 wase releasd I upgraded to it .I found that avg security searsh and avg security toolbar became disabled .they are incompatible with firefox 4.Iam using windows 7 and avg internet security 2011 . is there any solution for this problem?
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I received an automatic update from AVG Free this morning .... it covers Firefox! whistle:
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WTF happened between 15.35 and 16.00?
The whole site just froze and then vanished.
Came back on very slowly at 16.00.
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WTF happened between 15.35 and 16.00?
The whole site just froze and then vanished.
Came back on very slowly at 16.00.
Wasn't just me then ,,,,,thought putor was on the frizz........
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BM was shooting today.................. rubschin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGbdHLz_3gc
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
It was very slow there for a while... so I buggered off and left it... redface:
Sorry I missed your call...
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
It was very slow there for a while... so I buggered off and left it... redface:
Sorry I missed your call...
rubschin: And the Blind Box off the bar? ...... That rattled yesterday when I dusted under it. Bloody empty again now!
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
It was very slow there for a while... so I buggered off and left it... redface:
Sorry I missed your call...
rubschin: And the Blind Box off the bar? ...... That rattled yesterday when I dusted under it. Bloody empty again now!
Yes, I spent the three washers and a button all on myself... ::)
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
It was very slow there for a while... so I buggered off and left it... redface:
Sorry I missed your call...
rubschin: And the Blind Box off the bar? ...... That rattled yesterday when I dusted under it. Bloody empty again now!
Yes, I spent the three washers and a button all on myself... ::)
The taps are all dripping and my trousers have fallen down again. cussing:
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
It was very slow there for a while... so I buggered off and left it... redface:
Sorry I missed your call...
rubschin: And the Blind Box off the bar? ...... That rattled yesterday when I dusted under it. Bloody empty again now!
Yes, I spent the three washers and a button all on myself... ::)
The taps are all dripping and my trousers have fallen down again. cussing:
happy001
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Nah deffo a server fault .... I tried to check with BM via Skype but the b*gger wasn't answering!
Prolly he was down the bank drawing out all his money and counting it, to make sure it was still there, before paying it back in.
It was very slow there for a while... so I buggered off and left it... redface:
Sorry I missed your call...
rubschin: And the Blind Box off the bar? ...... That rattled yesterday when I dusted under it. Bloody empty again now!
Yes, I spent the three washers and a button all on myself... ::)
The taps are all dripping and my trousers have fallen down again. cussing:
As long as it's only the taps that are dripping we'll say no more.
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Wow...the forum is flying along tonite... rubschin:
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veeerrryyy slloooooow toooodaaaay
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Like sh*t off a shovel here angel1
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No probs here either.... angel1 angel1
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Opening a page / posting is taking ages ::) ... perhaps I've just hit the rush hour.
Rush hour? happy001
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Shrugs:
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Very slow here, this morning and now. Thought it was cos I was using this dongly thingy.. as it is all sites.
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It was a bit slow here earlier for a while... rubschin:
I'll have a look on the morrow like....
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It was a bit slow here earlier for a while... rubschin:
I'll have a look on the morrow like....
Returning timings of around 500ms Shrugs:
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Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooomin along here this morning! cloud9:
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Same here! eeek:
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Werkin fine now. ;)
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cloud9:
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Flying .... back on secure network cably thingy wotsit.
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cloud9:
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Yes returning 38 and 40 values now. And must be the only good reason to be back in Worsetshire. lol:
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A bit sluggish ...has it consumed too many calories of sumfink ?
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A bit sluggish ...has it consumed too many calories of sumfink ?
Perhaps you have... whistle:
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A bit sluggish ...has it consumed too many calories of sumfink ?
Perhaps you have... whistle:
Arms too short to reach the keyboard? rubschin:
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Sporadic Banghead
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Going like gravel off a shovel here ..... keeps stopping for beer!
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Yeah tis now...but by night time it's cream crackered lol:
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Bless his little cotton double gusset!
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Had I been barred, it took me 25 minutes to get in here this morning?
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BM has put some new filters on ....you were probably far to ;D whistle:
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Been werking fine here all morning like.... whistle:
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Had I been barred, it took me 25 minutes to get in here this morning?
I remember a time when you could post in the morning and it was delivered in the afternoon. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fold.gif&hash=2d85f0027c795efcb3026febbf3ba8b87c4c0c3c)
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It is as slow as a horse-drawn hearse here... as slow as a snail on crutches... as slow as an extremely slow thing on a go slow... noooo:
Anybody else...? Shrugs:
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It's fvcked tonite...........
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^^^ wot he said. About 40 seconds to open up a page.
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^^^ wot he said. About 40 seconds to open up a page.
Luxury! About three minutes per page here. I've nodded off twice
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I give up for tonight and hope that during the night the puter pixies come out, dust off the gubbings, change the fuse and clear up the collapso spillages all over the controls .
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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It is as slow as a horse-drawn hearse here... as slow as a snail on crutches... as slow as an extremely slow thing on a go slow... noooo:
Anybody else...? Shrugs:
As slow as BM's wallet when it's his round? whistle:
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Come back everybody, Barman belted the top right hand corner of the server and it's cured the problem
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'Twas very sloooooooow earlier. Fine now though.
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I spilt me beer in the keyboard last night while I was thumping it... that seems to have done the trick... rubschin:
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Is that a euphemism rubschin:
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Is that a euphemism rubschin:
noooo:
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Seems OK this morning happy088
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Running fine here - we just need some posters now! lol:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Deffo Gayer:
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Deffo Gayer:
A gayer for sure Snoops... noooo:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
As am I... whistle:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
sick2:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
As am I... whistle:
Now that belongs in the comedy room!
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
As am I... whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
As am I... whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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cussing:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
Also you have no worries about him getting you in the pudding club. Just buy a new extra thick cushion though. whistle:
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Oh I wouldn't worry about - but thank you anyways lol:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
As am I... whistle:
Polished the bucket this morning then. whistle:
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Who cares...lovely to look at cloud9:
As am I... whistle:
Polished the bucket this morning then. whistle:
Threw the bucket away this morning! whistle:
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Nick gubbed it for a bit there... noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Lucky I was here to clear up the mess after you... ::)
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Due to cutbacks or austerity measures or new licensing requirements it appears that the VP will be revising it's opening hours to only working during the day rubschin:
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Due to cutbacks or austerity measures or new licensing requirements it appears that the VP will be revising it's opening hours to only woking during the day rubschin:
What can I do...? Shrugs: It is the Unions like... noooo:
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Scabs
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Scabs
Pick it!
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I am surrounded by mongs
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I am surrounded by mongs
redface:
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I am surrounded by mongs
I told you before about going into the hall of mirrors whistle:
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Even slower than last night, about five minutes to open a page !
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Ten minutes to log in,
5,6,7 attempts to post anything.
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It was bad about 11ish, but seems fine now.
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And flying again now. Barman will no doubt say he'd been working on it most of the night and nodded off with mental exhaustion before he could update us all whistle:
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Tis shite again this morning...
I'll get onto the 'Technical Support' treadmill as soon as I've had a nice cuppah.... noooo:
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Yeah, you get your priorities right. ::) What about we, the "stakeholders" ;)
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Yeah, you get your priorities right. ::) What about we, the "stakeholders" ;)
Yes, I do fear you'll plunge them into my heart at times.... sad24:
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You have a heart eeek:
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Keeps it in his wallet whistle:
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On my sleeve ackchewlee... redface:
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Tattoo?
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Tattoo?
No tats... noooo:
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A stick on transfer from the Beano?
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A stick on transfer from the Beano?
happy001
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Soooooooo! You remember them too. lol:
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Soooooooo! You remember them too. lol:
Oh yes...
And those 'Cracker' things that were a bit of cleverly folded brown paper that made a, um... cracking noise when you whizzed them...
They may have been in The Topper mind... rubschin:
It was always very exciting to get a 'free' gift in your comic... cloud9:
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Soooooooo! You remember them too. lol:
Oh yes...
And those 'Cracker' things that were a bit of cleverly folded brown paper that made a, um... cracking noise when you whizzed them...
They may have been in The Topper mind... rubschin:
It was always very exciting to get a 'free' gift in your comic... cloud9:
Indeed the 'Cracker Things' did come with The Topper.
I made some a couple of years back .... for the boys like ..... they thought they were wonderful.
SWWLTBO behaved exactly as my mother had 55 years ago. Reactions ranging from "That's nice dear" to "Take those bloody things out of the house or I'll put them on the fire" ..... all within 30 minutes of them mastering the art of getting the loud "CRACK" out of them lol:
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Soooooooo! You remember them too. lol:
Oh yes...
And those 'Cracker' things that were a bit of cleverly folded brown paper that made a, um... cracking noise when you whizzed them...
They may have been in The Topper mind... rubschin:
It was always very exciting to get a 'free' gift in your comic... cloud9:
Indeed the 'Cracker Things' did come with The Topper.
I made some a couple of years back .... for the boys like ..... they thought they were wonderful.
SWWLTBO behaved exactly as my mother had 55 years ago. Reactions ranging from "That's nice dear" to "Take those bloody things out of the house or I'll put them on the fire" ..... all within 30 minutes of them mastering the art of getting the loud "CRACK" out of them lol:
Yes... I seem to remember my mother's interest in my new toy being fairly short lived.... as was the cracker! lol:
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Did you have one of those corrugated cardboard discs with two holes through which you passed a piece of string and then tied the string to form a loop. The trick was to wind (twist) the loops of string and then pull both ends to make the disc whizz round. If you got it right and could pull and release the strings at the right moments the corrugated card disc made a loud whistling noise.
I made the boys one each after the crackers hit the bin .... SWWLTBO banned me from anymore childhood memories. redface:
Mind you I went up hugely in the boys' esteem. razz:
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Did you have one of those corrugated cardboard discs with two holes through which you passed a piece of string and then tied the string to form a loop. The trick was to wind (twist) the loops of string and then pull both ends to make the disc whizz round. If you got it right and could pull and release the strings at the right moments the corrugated card disc made a loud whistling noise.
I made the boys one each after the crackers hit the bin .... SWWLTBO banned me from anymore childhood memories. redface:
Mind you I went up hugely in the boys' esteem. razz:
Oh yes... cloud9:
And did you ever drill a hole in the end of a 12" wooden ruler, tie string to it and whizz it around your head...? cloud9:
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No
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No
happy100
No time like the present! ;D
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Speaking of rulers the boys asked me the other day why it was that when I draw a line, using a ruler, I always turn the ruler over so that the bevelled edge is resting on the paper.
"Habit" I replied "All due to having to use a pen and ink at school, if you don't turn the ruler over then the ink will smudge"
Being used to pencils and ball point pens they were baffled.
My how times have changed. Made me feel even older than I am. confused:
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Speaking of rulers the boys asked me the other day why it was that when I draw a line, using a ruler, I always turn the ruler over so that the bevelled edge is resting on the paper.
"Habit" I replied "All due to having to use a pen and ink at school, if you don't turn the ruler over then the ink will smudge"
Being used to pencils and ball point pens they were baffled.
My how times have changed. Made me feel even older than I am. confused:
I still do that too angel1
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I don't feel so bad about it now ;D
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I don't feel so bad about it now ;D
And me! ;D
We'd have got a whack across the knuckles with it if we hadn't.... noooo:
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Kids today ~ don't know they're born!
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Speaking of rulers the boys asked me the other day why it was that when I draw a line, using a ruler, I always turn the ruler over so that the bevelled edge is resting on the paper.
"Habit" I replied "All due to having to use a quill pen and ink at school, if you don't turn the ruler over then the ink will smudge"
Being used to pencils and ball point pens they were baffled.
My how times have changed. Made me feel even older than I am. confused:
whistle:
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Pith Orf! cussing: Cheeky B*gger!
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Rulers and pens? Luxury!
We had a willow twig and a piece of chalk . .
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Not sure whether to put this here or on the Kindle thread spider:
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Ooh noes!
For us gentlefolk that would be much too:
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Slow...
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Slow...
Glaciers rushing past outside....
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Over half an hour to open four pages cry:
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Same here
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Flying again this morning. Barman, you need to put a few shovels of anthracite on the burner at around 2100hr's BST each night
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^^^ wot he said.
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It was completely gubbed first thing this morning...
I had a response from the 'technical support' people...
========= Please enter your reply ABOVE above this line =========
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Afternoon,
We have just had a report in that says that we have an issue with the server that your site is hosted on. We are looking into this and hope for a resolution very soon.
Regards,
--
Andrew Sinclair
Support Services
Simply login to your control panel online to view your questions.
<=== 9523-TDHN-0854 --- bbfd0bb9 ===>
So I chased them up again this morning....
It does seem much better now... fingers crossed...
I guess we may just have to change our hosting company.... Shrugs:
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Are you going to do one of those charity ads? "Just two pounds a month will buy..." Or put another way, "Pay now or the kitten dies!"
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rubschin:
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Are you going to do one of those charity ads? "Just two pounds a month will buy..." Or put another way, "Pay now or the dog dies!"
eveilgrin:
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Poor Snoopy. I liked him sad24:
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Gulp! sad24:
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[shakes collecting tin]
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Up and down like a tart's knickers noooo:
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Back to four minutes a page :-(
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Up and down like a tart's knickers noooo:
Quite! Banghead
Not much I can do about it at the moment - no response from the techies... noooo:
I can move the site elsewhere but it will take up to two days to propagate the new address... Shrugs:
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Seems OK now
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Seems OK now
Indeed...
No werd from the techies to say if they've fixed it or done anything at all... cussing:
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Up to one hour ago I couldn't get anything, now, it's flying again
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Same here. surrender:
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Diabolical ... but then with one leap ... it was free confused:
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Yargh:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Why aren't you dead?
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Couldn't get in at all last evening ... flying again this morning.
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^^^ wot Snoopy said ^^^
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What the mods said.
My donation obviously got through saving the site and Snoopy angel1
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Yes that old rugby shirt which was gonna be used as a dusting cloth, has saved the VP world cloud9:
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scared2: It was a close run thing JOM ..... next time don't leave it so late.
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Yes that old rugby shirt which was gonna be used as a dusting cloth, has saved the VP world cloud9:
My old rugby shirts will never be used as dusting cloths. Crap material anyway, did you know they shrink when left in wardrobes year on year redface:
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Yes that old rugby shirt which was gonna be used as a dusting cloth, has saved the VP world cloud9:
My old rugby shirts will never be used as dusting cloths. Crap material anyway, did you know they shrink when left in wardrobes year on year redface:
Strangely so have the summer weight shirts I bought only last year redface:
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So I should stay in the closet for a while to drop a size or two rubschin:
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So I should stay in the closet for a while to drop a size or two rubschin:
You come out when you are ready to ..... we understand.
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Shurely the liquor cabinet rubschin:
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I see the pub is back to normal! lol:
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For the time being ......... tunble:
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Good to be back. happy088
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It's a new upgrade ...called 'Windows for Opportunity' Version nein, nein , nein. This feature only allows you to post at random times and refuses access whenever it feels like it.
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Sounds like my ex-missus
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http://apiln.blogspot.com/ (http://apiln.blogspot.com/) razz:
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I like that site lol:
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Glad it's back. I had an entertaining evening finding my Faceache password, only to find just a couple of you kicking around in there.
It wasn't Doomsday after all.
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Glad it's back. I had an entertaining evening finding my Faceache password, only to find just a couple of you kicking around in there.
It wasn't Doomsday after all.
I'd forgotten about the faceache retreat.... redface:
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point:
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I even started a discussion ::) redface:
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I even started a discussion ::) redface:
You'll have no doubt noticed that I have gone to the "retreat" on Faceache on a couple of occasions lately when the VP has been playing up......... Fat lot of good it did me noooo:
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I just found it... redface:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Piss off! cussing:
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I just found it... redface:
Oh great, now the retreat will be gubbed as well whistle:
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Well, the VP seems to haver lasted the night... given all the shite you've posted.... noooo:
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
We need to get Tel to give you and apc keys to the secret bunker... whistle:
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Shrugs:
We need to get Tel to give you and apc keys to the secret bunker... whistle:
Does she wear a chastity belt then? whistle:
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Shrugs:
We need to get Tel to give you and apc keys to the secret bunker... whistle:
Does she wear a chastity belt then? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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What's chastity?
Is that that like Liberty, the shop?
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Anyhoooo....
A response!
========= Please enter your reply ABOVE above this line =========
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Good Morning Barman,
Sorry for the late response, the issue that we had with the server was resolved on Friday evening. Can you advise what time your website went down? I have checked it today and it resolves fine at the speed you would expect.
You should not be having any issues with the site now that the host it resides on is working fine. Again my apologies for the late response.
Regards,
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How should I answer...? rubschin:
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Tell him he is a mong
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Tell him he is a mong
A mong or an mong...? Shrugs:
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Ask him what the "issue" was.
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Say "Thanks" and keep your fingers crossed.
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Still flying along here whacky068
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I just sent them an e-mail...
You are a mong, what was the issue?
Thanks anyway.
Barman.
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I just sent them an e-mail...
You are a mong, what was the issue?
Thanks anyway.
Barman.
shocked003
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I just sent them an e-mail...
You are a mong, what was the issue?
Thanks anyway.
Barman.
shocked003
Wot? Shrugs:
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Hello,
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Hi Barman,
Because you are on a shared hosting platform and share 'non ring fenced' resources with other users we had an instance of one users hosting taking up significantly more resources than they should have been. This created issues not just for your but for some other users as well. The only way to resolve issues like this and ensure you have maximum performance would be to move to something like a virtual server that has ring fenced performance assigned to it.
I hope this answers your question and I apologuise for the downtime.
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His apologuise isn't werth much is it...? noooo:
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Not really but it does tell you where to stick the VP hosting. whistle:
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Not really but it does tell you where to stick the VP hosting. whistle:
Indeed... evil:
Strangely they failed to mention that 'performance would be utter shite because your resources are not ring-fenced' when we signed up with them and they took the cash... rubschin:
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The donation button is about to get bigger lol:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.businessweek.com%2Fss%2F08%2F02%2F0214_activism%2Fimage%2Fdonate.jpg&hash=9852f07832b1f0cf91d84a7fedc49fc2014c9402)
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Wot donation button?
whistle:
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Wot donation button?
whistle:
cussing:
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Have you got other methods apart from Paypal ?.. i would cough up something then redface:
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Have you got other methods apart from Paypal ?.. i would cough up something then redface:
Prob choccy and vodka.........
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Don't be daft man ...I would never voluntarily give that away noooo:
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Tell you what ~ sell my share of that bottle of Ardbeg.
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redface:
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Have you got other methods apart from Paypal ?.. i would cough up something then redface:
Wot... like "I'll give you a tenner when I come over..."? ::)
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You feckin refused it evil:
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You feckin refused it evil:
Same as me wiv the gravel like............ whistle:
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He is a re-writer of events noooo:
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You feckin refused it evil:
char048
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If The Nifty Duchess places in the 4:00 at Carlisle I'll send you a few quid.
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Have you got other methods apart from Paypal ?.. i would cough up something then redface:
Wot... like "I'll give you a tenner when I come over..."? ::)
When I come over BM, I'll give you a bunch of fives...
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Have you got other methods apart from Paypal ?.. i would cough up something then redface:
Wot... like "I'll give you a tenner when I come over..."? ::)
When I come over BM, I'll give you a bunch of fives...
On his knees........ rubschin:
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Have you got other methods apart from Paypal ?.. i would cough up something then redface:
Wot... like "I'll give you a tenner when I come over..."? ::)
When I come over BM, I'll give you a bunch of fives...
happy001
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If The Nifty Duchess places in the 4:00 at Carlisle I'll send you a few quid.
oh well Shrugs:
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If The Nifty Duchess places in the 4:00 at Carlisle I'll send you a few quid.
oh well Shrugs:
sad24:
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If The Nifty Duchess places in the 4:00 at Carlisle I'll send you a few quid.
oh well Shrugs:
sad24:
point:
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If The Nifty Duchess places in the 4:00 at Carlisle I'll send you a few quid.
oh well Shrugs:
sad24:
Every cloud has a silver lining ..... next time the site goes tits up we can blame Uncle. ;)
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If The Nifty Duchess places in the 4:00 at Carlisle I'll send you a few quid.
oh well Shrugs:
sad24:
Every cloud has a silver lining ..... next time the site goes tits up we can blame Uncle. ;)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Soon as I said free bar last night got kicked out and couldn't get back in .......... cussing:
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Soon as I said free bar last night got kicked out and couldn't get back in .......... cussing:
point:
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I was rather lucky like....I could not get out. razz:
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I was rather lucky like....I could not get out. razz:
eeek:
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Ball and chain wouldn't fit through the cat flap?
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Ball and chain wouldn't fit through the cat flap?
lol: lol: lol:
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Anyhoooo....
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Hello,
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Good Morning Barman,
Sorry for the late response, the issue that we had with the server was resolved on Friday evening. Can you advise what time your website went down? I have checked it today and it resolves fine at the speed you would expect.
You should not be having any issues with the site now that the host it resides on is working fine. Again my apologies for the late response.
Regards,
--
Andrew Sinclair
Support Services
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How should I answer...? rubschin:
Send him the link for this thread... eveilgrin:
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Anyhoooo....
A response!
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Good Morning Barman,
Sorry for the late response, the issue that we had with the server was resolved on Friday evening. Can you advise what time your website went down? I have checked it today and it resolves fine at the speed you would expect.
You should not be having any issues with the site now that the host it resides on is working fine. Again my apologies for the late response.
Regards,
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Support Services
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How should I answer...? rubschin:
Send him the link for this thread... eveilgrin:
I thought of that... rubschin:
But then I decided that they might object to me calling the techie a 'useless wanker' and pull the plug on us for good! lol:
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Given their level of service so far would we be able to tell the difference? lol:
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Indeed ...it's almost a term of endearment considering what we call each other lol:
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Given their level of service so far would we be able to tell the difference? lol:
Piss orf! cussing:
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I meant that the service has been up and down so much lately it would take us a while before we'd notice if they pulled the plug. No need to have a go. sad24:
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I meant that the service has been up and down so much lately it would take us a while before we'd notice if they pulled the plug. No need to have a go. sad24:
rubschin:
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I'm too busy trying to disinfect an office laptop to take the mick BM.
May the creator of Win7 Total Security 2011 be strung up by the knackers with barbed wire cussing:
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Tis ferking s l o w from here tonight.... noooo:
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Sh*t off a shovel speeds here. whistle:
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Sh*t off a shovel speeds here. whistle:
Arse! cussing:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1311993413.png&hash=59d44e294e1cb24ad3b643b217300fe3e1cd6fb4)
Not too bad for rural North Wales at this time of night when all the kids are gaming.
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Varies a bit each time I test it
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1312001390.png&hash=8beb9faf009febd6107bd414e930fc43e5430d7e)
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Fine here.
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Twos me PC! cussing:
Re-booted... is werking fine now.... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1312007304.png&hash=d6f91f74051fcf3b79179ddfd837bc2e58c84d9f) (http://www.speedtest.net)
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Sh*t off a shovel speeds here. whistle:
Ditto, but without the shovel
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Slow , quick , quick , slow rubschin:
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You dancin'
(You too eh)
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I'm fedup with this! cussing:
I'll move the site this weekend... we may be off-line for a while but at least we'll know when it is happening... evil:
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You dancin'
(You too eh)
You askin lol:
pppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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I'm fedup with this! cussing:
I'll move the site this weekend... we may be off-line for a while but at least we'll know when it is happening... evil:
sad24: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I reckon it is Snoops what is sabotaging it so he doesn't miss much while he's away like whistle:
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I'm fedup with this! cussing:
I'll move the site this weekend... we may be off-line for a while but at least we'll know when it is happening... evil:
sad24: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Don't worry Nick... I'll be sure to tell you the new location.... whistle:
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Right have we got rid of the others........free bar then cloud9:
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You talking to me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ
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Right have we got rid of the others........free bar then cloud9:
Make mine a double........
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Right have we got rid of the others........free bar then cloud9:
Make mine a double........
Four inches then?
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Gubbed earlier, seems OK now.
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Werking here fine this morning...
No reply from the so called 'technical support' guys... cussing:
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Probably got issues.
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Probably got issues.
Or tissues
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Probably got issues.
Or tissues
I was going to say that... rubschin:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Morning Barman,
To solve these issues I would like to migrate you off the host you are currently on and move you to a newer host. This is the best solution considering the issues you have been having. If you agree it will cause minimal downtime, around thirty minutes however in most instances it causes no downtime whatsoever.
Please advise if you wish us to carry out this process?
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Answer "YES PLEASE"
PS I shall be back in a week!
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I told them to go ahead and let me know when it would happen... whistle:
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scared2:
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Hello,
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Morning,
I have started the migration of this site to one of our new hosts. I will advise you once it has been completed.
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Bye, bye everybody... sad24:
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RIP The VP
You've all been very kind sad24:
Ham sandwiches and free bar at the Dog & Duck ;)
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Free bar! eeek:
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It's a loss leader ~ once I have them in there ........ eveilgrin: I change the locks!
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It's a loss leader ~ once I have them in there ........ eveilgrin: I change the locks!
eveilgrin:
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I have lost all sensation in my mouse; am I being migrated? rubschin:
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I never liked any of you anyway lol:
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I never liked any of you anyway lol:
sad24:
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I have lost all sensation in my mouse; am I being migrated? rubschin:
No but your battery is prolly dead.
That assumes you are using a wireless mouse of course.
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I have lost all sensation in my mouse; am I being migrated? rubschin:
You have a Mac ..... you have been i-migrated whistle:
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It's still werking. I just logged out completely, took a walk around the house and logged back in ~ no problems from my usual "Short cut" whistle:
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It's still werking. I just logged out completely, took a walk around the house and logged back in ~ no problems from my usual "Short cut" whistle:
Perhaps they haven't done anything... just relying on the sico psycho mind game effect like...? rubschin:
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I have lost all sensation in my mouse; am I being migrated? rubschin:
You have a Mac ..... you have been i-migrated whistle:
Does that make me an iMmigrant? sad32:
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I have lost all sensation in my mouse; am I being migrated? rubschin:
You have a Mac ..... you have been i-migrated whistle:
Does that make me an iMmigrant? sad32:
noooo:
An idiot.... happy002
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evil:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
I'm pretty sure it is the host you are on Barman,
Well you are not on it anymore, your on vHost9. This should resolve any problems so test it in the next few days and if you have any issues please let us know.
Looks like you have zero down time during the migration.
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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I'll speak to you in the "office"
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I have lost all sensation in my mouse; am I being migrated? rubschin:
You have a Mac ..... you have been i-migrated whistle:
Does that make me an iMmigrant? sad32:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk
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Meanwhile the only thing that seems to have been lost in the transfer is my fooking avatar! evil:
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I've been in the cellar to fix me avatar .... You should see the mess down there. char062 char062 char062 everywhere I looked scared2:
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I can see it whistle:
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That's 'cos I just been down stairs and fixed it. Banghead
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Well it is back, but very slooooooooooooooow
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Ah ~ we'll expect BM sometime soon then.
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rubschin: Looks like BM has made it.
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Gubbed here.
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Werking here now, mostly
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rubschin:
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BM seems to have spent best part of 20 minutes trying to post in this thread and then suddenly both he and LL have vanished.
I can only assume that he has hit the machinery in the wrong place or with too big an 'ammer in his rage.
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Utter shitey gubbed here - takes minutes to post! cussing:
I can access any other website at normal speed tho....
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How strange ~ working fine here.
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I did spend 20 mins trying to post that! ^^^^
Utter fucking shite - I'm livid! cussing:
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rubschin: Tell you summat else I've just discovered.
When you post and then decide that you want to add a quote to your post and click on "Modify" to insert said quote ..... you can't any more.
Other than that see post in "The Management"
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Sporadic
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Werking fine here now... rubschin:
Just seeing if I can edit this like Snoopy says you can't....
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rubschin: Tell you summat else I've just discovered.
When you post and then decide that you want to add a quote to your post and click on "Modify" to insert said quote ..... you can't any more.
Other than that see post in "The Management"
Also you can't get back into your own posts to edit them.
You have to post another to add something you forgot to say. Banghead
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I will test that
Modified: Yes I can
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Werking fine here now... rubschin:
Try the two things I just mentioned then and look in "The Management"
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rubschin: Tell you summat else I've just discovered.
When you post and then decide that you want to add a quote to your post and click on "Modify" to insert said quote ..... you can't any more.
Other than that see post in "The Management"
Also you can't get back into your own posts to edit them.
You have to post another to add something you forgot to say. Banghead
I just did ^^^^^
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I will test that
Modified: Yes I can
Well I bloody can't .... wot about adding a quote to something you've already posted?
Nope I tried "Modify" and the clicked on your last post and nothing happens. cussing:
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I will test that
Modified: Yes I can
Well I bloody can't .... wot about adding a quote to something you've already posted?
Nope I tried "Modify" and the clicked on your last post and nothing happens. cussing:
I can however edit my own last post by using Modify rather than the little edit icon on the post.
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It's a gubberama noooo:
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That's putting it mildly! cussing:
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Well it appears to be flying here. I've not tried any of that modify/quote stuff yet, but I always get it right first time anyway angel1
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Your me 'ut is looking nice angel1
At present eveilgrin:
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Quick poll on the state of the forum...?
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Werking here currently
Or add a poll. If you can point:
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Same here... has taken me ten mins to get in tho! cussing:
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The artist formerly known as Miss D is undergoing re-constructive surgery !
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The artist formerly known as Miss D is undergoing constructive surgery !
eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's about £2000 a boob now I gather, though you can do it in stages if you can walk on stick
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Back from Cricket ~ PC turned on, logged into VP ~ No probs getting in and it is a decent speed.
Still can't use the edit button ~ have to reopen post using "Modify"
Also quotes from previous posts still cannot be added to a post once it has been sent.
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Still on and off here.
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Preview post doesn't work.
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It does here. What a gubberama. I blame BM noooo:
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The donate button is not working either... angel1
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The donate button is not working either... angel1
How would anyone know? ;)
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drumroll:
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Wot ...no spell check shocked003
I'm doomed noooo:
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I've just noticed that too
Anyway ... 2 dyslexics in a car one turns to the other & says can you smell petrol? the second one say's I can't even smell me own name
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I've just noticed that too
Anyway ... 2 dyslexics in a car one turns to the other & says can you smell petrol? the second one say's I can't even smell me own name
FFAS!
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happy002
I'm working on the pub stuff now.... whistle:
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Getting pissed rubschin:
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Getting pissed rubschin:
Yes... I need to get on the roof laters... scared2:
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Getting pissed rubschin:
Yes... I need to get on the roof laters... scared2:
To collect bits of washing machine,,,,,,, rubschin:
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To stage a protest ..... rubschin:
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Yes... to collect the washing machine and stage a protest... noooo:
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Is it all werking now like?
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Well the spell checker ain't, neither is me edit button nor the insert a quote after you've posted cussing:
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Yes... to collect the washing machine and stage a protest... noooo:
and be a cock lol:
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Well the spell checker ain't, neither is me edit button nor the insert a quote after you've posted cussing:
The new and improved ...sacrifices have had to be made in the name of efficiencies ...VP lol:
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Migration my arse ~ This is a migration
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Ive gone pink eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Wtf is happening now ........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
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We've gone all pink and gerly eeek:
BUT the spell checker is working
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Gubbed .........................where is LL........... noooo:
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We've gone all pink and gerly eeek:
BUT the spell checker is working
Although the edit button and inserting a quote into an existing post aren't.
WRONG LEVER BM!
Back to blue Banghead
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I'm trying to fix a theme problem.... rubschin:
Should be back to normal now...
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Is Wench getting married again ............ rubschin:
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I'm trying to fix a theme problem.... rubschin:
Should be back to normal now...
It is ~ still gubbed tho'
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They've obviously gubbed up a load of the board settings in transferring it from one host to another... Banghead
I need to repair them to see if that helps the issues...
We can't move the board to another host or ISP while it has errors... cunning eh...? rubschin:
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Is that betterer? rubschin:
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cloud9: Everything is werking.
A round of applause it called for happ096
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cloud9: Everything is werking.
A round of applause it called for happ096
A round of drinks would be nicer...... whistle:
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cloud9: Everything is werking.
A round of applause it called for happ096
A round of drinks would be nicer...... whistle:
That would be asking too much! lol:
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Yay! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fgroupwave.gif&hash=d62370e315c79bb54f9066ca756e1f55cdfc75da) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
I'll have a pint thanks apc.... cloud9:
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I guess we should be buying happy001
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BM is an Techno God worthy:
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All Hail the Techno God! lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-whacky084.gif&hash=1f41c90aa8370324dde9004feafa266c00a7f7b6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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evil:
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Yay! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fgroupwave.gif&hash=d62370e315c79bb54f9066ca756e1f55cdfc75da) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
I'll have a pint thanks apc.... cloud9:
Have one on Baldy's tab ......... whistle:
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Yay! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fgroupwave.gif&hash=d62370e315c79bb54f9066ca756e1f55cdfc75da) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
I'll have a pint thanks apc.... cloud9:
Have one on Baldy's tab ......... whistle:
Farq off! We can use some of that cash that was left on the bar last night.
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Voddy all round Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Sit down you two...trying to watch the football on the big screen...
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Best we have a celebratory drink now then.
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Just tried to get in and got taken to the Easyspace website rubschin:
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I know! eeek:
I was just thrashing out a angry-o-gram to the 'technical support' guys when it came back again! lol:
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Is it only me .............or has it gone slow ........ rubschin:
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It's fine ... you've gone slow whistle:
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It's fine ... you've gone slow whistle:
redface: redface:
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Yep all fine here, however, I dont have spell check anymore and it has been gone for some days. rubschin:
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Yep all fine here, however, I dont have spell check anymore and it has been gone for some days. rubschin:
They changed us to a new server...
In the options menu I've checked "enable spell checking" but it has a footnote "not supported on all servers"....
Suggest you get FireFox which has it built in like....
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Yep all fine here, however, I dont have spell check anymore and it has been gone for some days. rubschin:
They changed us to a new server...
In the options menu I've checked "enable spell checking" but it has a footnote "not supported on all servers"....
Suggest you get FireFox which has it built in like....
Or an education. whistle:
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Yep all fine here, however, I dont have spell check anymore and it has been gone for some days. rubschin:
They changed us to a new server...
In the options menu I've checked "enable spell checking" but it has a footnote "not supported on all servers"....
Suggest you get FireFox which has it built in like....
Or an education. whistle:
Or an dikshunary.... whistle:
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actually, it is a little slow. rubschin:
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Indeedio
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actually, it is a little slow. rubschin:
So not just me.........
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Seams fine from here like... rubschin:
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Seams fine from here like... rubschin:
and here
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F31hm700kk%2F3284602028_737b646cd2.jpg&hash=45c2e9772cd64ba9557cc769a3654de1409e6523) (http://postimage.org/image/31hm700kk/)
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Seams fine from here like... rubschin:
and here
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F31hm700kk%2F3284602028_737b646cd2.jpg&hash=45c2e9772cd64ba9557cc769a3654de1409e6523) (http://postimage.org/image/31hm700kk/)
;D
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Drool:
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Drool:
I'll get the bucket... noooo:
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Thanks you redface:
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Are you goin put that back on yer head ........... noooo:
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Are you goin put that back on yer head ........... noooo:
Explode:
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I hope so, he's scaring away new customers at the moment. whistle:
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Very slow for some reason surrender:
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Has been slow here all day - part of the reason the upgrade took soooo long.... evil:
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Different
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Flying like sh*t off of JOM's shovel here. whistle:
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Different
Of course it is different! cussing:
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Different
Of course it is different! cussing:
I like it! cloud9:
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Not sure about the gerly pink. MOre like a tart's boudoir than a pub evil:
I suppose Miss D will like it though ::)
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It's hardly bloody girly pink you colour blind muppet noooo:
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Bits of it are cry:
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Just concentrate on the white bits ...you normally do noooo:
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I may celebrate with a new avatart, like rubschin:
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It looks blue to me Nick ~ but I did remember you have a problem with certain colours so decided not to call you names angel1
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No pink here - apart from this text like!
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It looks blue to me Nick ~ but I did remember you have a problem with certain colours so decided not to call you names angel1
Brown nose ::)
It is bluey , grey and white .....but then that probably is quite effiminate colours noooo:
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It looks blue to me Nick ~ but I did remember you have a problem with certain colours so decided not to call you names angel1
Brown nose ::)
It is bluey , grey and white .....but then that probably is quite effiminate colours noooo:
So do you like it Miss D?
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Seems a lot more 'clinical' ...I remain perched on the fence
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It looks blue to me Nick ~ but I did remember you have a problem with certain colours so decided not to call you names angel1
True. I blame it on the AA. Get muddled in the pink zone. Terrible accident with those pink trousers once noooo:
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It looks blue to me Nick ~ but I did remember you have a problem with certain colours so decided not to call you names angel1
True. I blame it on the AA. Get muddled in the pink zone. Terrible accident with those pink trousers once noooo:
Were your pants pink yesterday........ whistle:
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It's a long story. I had to go into hiding for a bit. it ruined a bathroom, a dinner party and all my landlady's underwear redface:
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Seems a lot more 'clinical' ...I remain perched on the fence
Well I'm not changing the damn thing back! cussing:
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It looks blue to me Nick ~ but I did remember you have a problem with certain colours so decided not to call you names angel1
Brown nose ::)
It is bluey , grey and white .....but then that probably is quite effiminate colours noooo:
Ooooo! Who's got the after holiday cob on then? point:
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W'Hey! It's got the old clap and smote buttons back ~ I have smote Miss D for being negative eveilgrin:
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Bite me
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eyes:
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Bite me
I wouldn't dream of it.
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W'Hey! It's got the old clap and smote buttons back ~ I have smote Miss D for being negative eveilgrin:
Shouldn't the button say "Smite"?
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Quite so. It's all gubbed. I smote you anyhoo angel1
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I remain perched on the fence
Your fellow from the market sells dodgy goods then? whistle:
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W'Hey! It's got the old clap and smote buttons back ~ I have smote Miss D for being negative eveilgrin:
Shouldn't the button say "Smite"?
It can say anything I like.... whistle:
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Painfully slow here now ............has BM gubbed the net...... rubschin:
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We've probably reached the maximum numbers of members like whistle:
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Nah! Loads of room for more.
However my steadying paw is now off the tiller as BM is back. whistle:
Back to barking from the kennel at visitors for me
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Nah! Loads of room for more.
However my steadying paw is now off the tiller as BM is back. whistle:
Back to barking from the kennel at visitors for me
Wot could possibly go wrong......... whistle:
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I gather a tractor dug up a cable which took most of the Intermong out on the island... noooo:
I'm guessing there are thousands of people catching up on porn e-mails and stuff... whistle:
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I gather a tractor dug up a cable which took most of the Intermong out on the island... noooo:
I'm guessing there are thousands of people catching up on porn e-mails and stuff... whistle:
Moving gravel ......... rubschin:
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I gather a tractor dug up a cable which took most of the Intermong out on the island... noooo:
I'm guessing there are thousands of people catching up on porn e-mails and stuff... whistle:
Moving gravel ......... rubschin:
It bleddy wasn't me! cussing:
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[serious] Just a minor niggle about the new software.
The 'footer' for each post with "Report to moderator" etc., and the witty catchphrase beneath, now all sit right under the text of the post, not at the bottom of the box as they used to.
I find this untidy and distracting [/serious]
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[serious] Just a minor niggle about the new software.
The 'footer' for each post with "Report to moderator" etc., and the witty catchphrase beneath, now all sit right under the text of the post, not at the bottom of the box as they used to.
I find this untidy and distracting [/serious]
"report to moderator" then ....... whistle:
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[serious] Just a minor niggle about the new software.
The 'footer' for each post with "Report to moderator" etc., and the witty catchphrase beneath, now all sit right under the text of the post, not at the bottom of the box as they used to.
I find this untidy and distracting [/serious]
Is it not ranged right and out of the way? It is on my screen rubschin:
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[serious] Just a minor niggle about the new software.
The 'footer' for each post with "Report to moderator" etc., and the witty catchphrase beneath, now all sit right under the text of the post, not at the bottom of the box as they used to.
I find this untidy and distracting [/serious]
I see it the same way as Pastis. The "report to moderator" is on the right of my screen.
Of course I may have a different screen to yours as Admin screens do seem to show stuff that others cannot see.
You can try changing your view by going into your own "Profile" see "Modify Profile", just beneath that there is "Look and Layout". Click on that and it will enable you to change how YOU see the board. You do not have to view the pre-set layout but can select from the options given. I have re-set mine to "Core" which is slightly more sharply defined and is, in fact, the old layout. Better suited to my ageing eyes I find.
Let me know if that helps at all.
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I have the same layout as Pastis too. Despite Snoopy's helpful advice, I cannot see an option to change to another layout though confused:
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I've had an explore on the options too and I couldn't see anything core ...Must be Snoopy's private settings like. It prolly has hard in front of it too whistle:
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I have a theory that Barman was Googling for "hard core" when LL walked in, and he had to order 27 tonnes of gravel to cover his tracks whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
And he mumbled the word ladies but emphasised the garden bit to LL .. whistle:
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I have a theory that Barman was Googling for "hard core" when LL walked in, and he had to order 27 tonnes of gravel to cover his tracks whistle:
;D ;D ;D ;D
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lol: lol: lol:
And he mumbled the word ladies but emphasised the garden bit to LL .. whistle:
lol: lol: lol: I got it ;)
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You lot make I larf... ::)
[serious] this software has a gazillion options and settings... When I have more time next week I'll work through them and see if we can change the layout a little. [/serious]
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I have the same layout as Pastis too. Despite Snoopy's helpful advice, I cannot see an option to change to another layout though confused:
P'raps my explanation was not good enough. I was flicking from one screen to another to get it listed in the right order.
When you get to "Look and Layout" you'll see "Current Theme (Change)" in the middle of the screen. Click on (Change) and you'll get a list of options as to how your personal screen will look. Click on "Core" and then scroll down to change profile and click on that. The difference is subtle but like I said I find it much easier to read.
PS There are Gerly Pink ones available for the Laydees and Gayers.
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I have the same layout as Pastis too. Despite Snoopy's helpful advice, I cannot see an option to change to another layout though confused:
P'raps my explanation was not good enough. I was flicking from one screen to another to get it listed in the right order.
When you get to "Look and Layout" you'll see "Current Theme (Change)" in the middle of the screen. Click on (Change) and you'll get a list of options as to how your personal screen will look. Click on "Core" and then scroll down to change profile and click on that. The difference is subtle but like I said I find it much easier to read.
PS There are Gerly Pink ones available for the Laydees and Gayers.
Nope ~ my "Look and Layout" doesn't have a "Current Theme" option. rubschin:
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I think the Mods have been supplied with 'extras' whistle:
Us mere mortals have to put up with what we have .
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It's always "Us" and "Them" noooo:
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It is impossible for me to tell as I cannot log in from here under another name as the system spots my ISP etc and automatically logs me into the same screens as Admin so I cannot test your theory folks.
All I can say is I have done my best to help.
BM says he will play with the settings over the weekend.
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my "Look and Layout" doesn't have a "Current Theme" option.
Neither does mine, it must be for Officers only. noooo:
Sorry to have stirred all this up. . .
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It was bugging me to, but as a wumman I don't like to moan whistle:
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It was bugging me to, but as a wumman I don't like to moan whistle:
No, of course not.
char048
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It was bugging me to, but as a wumman I don't like to moan whistle:
I asked my ex if she would moan a bit during sex ~ just so I'd know if I was performing to her satisfaction ~ she did.
She told me the ceiling needed painting confused:
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It was bugging me to, but as a wumman I don't like to moan whistle:
I asked my ex if she would moan a bit during sex ~ just so I'd know if I was performing to her satisfaction ~ she did.
She told me the ceiling needed painting confused:
Knitting:
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It was bugging me to, but as a wumman I don't like to moan whistle:
I asked my ex if she would moan a bit during sex ~ just so I'd know if I was performing to her satisfaction ~ she did.
She told me the ceiling needed painting confused:
AFFS!
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I know but I couldn't be arsed to look it up.
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lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I know but I couldn't be arsed to look it up.
And that's another thing that irks. When you use the "Search" function it only searches the section you're in. So if you can't really remember where something was you have to go into each section and perform the search again until you find what you were after. And don't give me the usual "it would take too long to search the entire board" bollox... cussing:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I know but I couldn't be arsed to look it up.
And that's another thing that irks. When you use the "Search" function it only searches the section you're in. So if you can't really remember where something was you have to go into each section and perform the search again until you find what you were after. And don't give me the usual "it would take too long to search the entire board" bollox... cussing:
Sounds like BM needs to look out the "Forum XP" or "Forum 98" disc.... noooo:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I know but I couldn't be arsed to look it up.
And that's another thing that irks. When you use the "Search" function it only searches the section you're in. So if you can't really remember where something was you have to go into each section and perform the search again until you find what you were after. And don't give me the usual "it would take too long to search the entire board" bollox... cussing:
Sounds like BM needs to look out the "Forum XP" or "Forum 98" disc.... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
I was thinking "Forum for MSDOS" redface:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I know but I couldn't be arsed to look it up.
And that's another thing that irks. When you use the "Search" function it only searches the section you're in. So if you can't really remember where something was you have to go into each section and perform the search again until you find what you were after. And don't give me the usual "it would take too long to search the entire board" bollox... cussing:
If you look carefully you'll see that the search function actually asks if you want to search the board you are in or ALL BOARDS ::)
Or maybe I'm on a different forum all together
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
I know but I couldn't be arsed to look it up.
And that's another thing that irks. When you use the "Search" function it only searches the section you're in. So if you can't really remember where something was you have to go into each section and perform the search again until you find what you were after. And don't give me the usual "it would take too long to search the entire board" bollox... cussing:
If you look carefully you'll see that the search function actually asks if you want to search the board you are in or ALL BOARDS ::)
Or maybe I'm on a different forum all together
No, TMR is too short to reach that button... noooo:
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Very sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow here evil:
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Had a couple of hiccups here too ... BM may be in the cellar playing with his knobs and levers.
Meanwhile Miss C says she can't get in at all ... and hasn't been able to for some days. Apparently she can't get past Log-in but perhaps she has forgotten her password. Shrugs:
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Had a couple of hiccups here too ... BM may be in the cellar playing with his knobs and levers.
Meanwhile Miss C says she can't get in at all ... and hasn't been able to for some days. Apparently she can't get past Log-in but perhaps she has forgotten her password. Shrugs:
P.I.N.O.T obviously ::)
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Had a couple of hiccups here too ... BM may be in the cellar playing with his knobs and levers.
Meanwhile Miss C says she can't get in at all ... and hasn't been able to for some days. Apparently she can't get past Log-in but perhaps she has forgotten her password. Shrugs:
P.I.N.O.T obviously ::)
lol: lol:
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I was about to say it is getting betterer, but this reply has so far taken 2 minutes to post evil:
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Flying here at the moment
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I've noticed that it can be slow in the mornings... first thing like...
But apart from that, no problems here... noooo:
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It's flying here too. Catch you all later Party001:
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Miss C has gained entry ~ she failed to mention that she was using an iPad as she was too idle to get up and use the proper 'pooter like. evil:
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Miss D has gained entry ~ she failed to mention that she was using an iPad as she was too idle to get up and use the proper 'pooter like. evil:
Miss C shoorly?
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iPAD Drool:
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Miss D has gained entry ~ she failed to mention that she was using an iPad as she was too idle to get up and use the proper 'pooter like. evil:
Miss C shoorly?
You are of course right and I have corrected it ~ I get confused thinking about wimmin.
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And his name isn't shoorly noooo:
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iPAD Drool:
Utterly useless bit of kit if you ask me .... fed up with my two wimminfolk constantly fiddling with their iPads ..... "What's the weather doing?" "Oh hang on I'll just search around in my overstuffed handbag to locate my iPad, then I'll switch it on and look at my weather app" Banghead Banghead
Why not lift your stoopid heads and look out of the fecking window? cussing:
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VP, meet Mr Slow cry: cussing: cussing:
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VP, meet Mr Slow cry: cussing: cussing:
Tis working fine here Mr Pasty... rubschin:
Is your ISP on strike or summat...? lol:
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VP, meet Mr Slow cry: cussing: cussing:
Tis working fine here Mr Pasty... rubschin:
Is your ISP on strike or summat...? lol:
Must have been the 7:26 out of Vauxhall ... Air on the tracks prolly ::)
Much improved now cloud9:
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VP, meet Mr Slow cry: cussing: cussing:
Tis working fine here Mr Pasty... rubschin:
Is your ISP on strike or summat...? lol:
Must have been the 7:26 out of Vauxhall ... Air on the tracks prolly ::)
Much improved now cloud9:
Excellent! happy088
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Who gubbed it....................... rubschin:
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It was BM twiddling his knob noooo:
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Must be his fleabay antics................... whistle:
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Working fine here... whistle:
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Working fine here... whistle:
Now............... ::)
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Working fine here... whistle:
Now............... ::)
hey, it was working fine when I went out and fine when I got back - what do you want me to do...? ::)
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S
L
O
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zzzzzzzzzzz
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It is zoooomin here now.... And I'm 2½ fowzand miles away from the server...Shrugs:
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It seems betterer no
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lol: lol: lol:
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why is it so slow today? its taking like eleventeen years just to turn a page. I is not a patient person.....
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why is it so slow today? its taking like eleventeen years just to turn a page. I is not a patient person.....
Fine here... whistle:
I presume apc has some illegal connection to a hotel network via a drum of cable he nicked off of the back of a Cyta truck...? ::)
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I am not Baldy................ cussing:
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I am not Baldy................ cussing:
I apologise.... redface:
When I said 'illegal, I meant 'free'.... ;)
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Hosted in the UK.
It always slows down twixt 4 and 6 BST .... when all the kids get home and log on.
Speeds up again when they have their tea and go about the evening activities.
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Hosted in the UK.
It always slows down twixt 4 and 6 BST .... when all the kids get home and log on.
Speeds up again when they have their tea and go about the evening activities.
Wot robbing and joy-riding .......... rubschin:
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Mainly not .... most parents see it as
an easy option their duty to take their kids to dancing classes, scouts, brownies, kick-boxing lessons etc etc .... poor little b*ggers never get an evening off.
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It is barely usable here but I'm not sure if that is caused by the chaos across the island (we only have 60% generating capacity which we are all sharing) or the VP itself... let me know like...
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It was fucked ...............seems ok now ........ rubschin:
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Seems fine now cloud9:
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We're back ~ hurrah!
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We assumed it was only here..........due to the explosion ...........BM may not have leccky......
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Is that because the forum is back or because BM has no leccky........ rubschin:
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Does it have to be an either/or? shrugs:
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happy002
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Glad it is all working to your satisfaction now! cloud9:
This is the update from the mockingly named 'service centre'...
Service problems
Posted on: Monday, 11 July 2011 2:27 PM
Updated:
UPDATE 20:47
Everything should now be responding as normal
If you are still experiencing issues please contact us via the usual support methods
UPDATE 17:26
Unfortunately this issue is still ongoing and we are working towards a full resolution
Full updates will be made when we have them
Once again sorry for any downtime experienced with this issue
We are currently experiencing issues in one of the data centers, our technicians are working to restore services as quickly as possible.
Some shared hosting customers will currently be seeing sites responding slowly, while some outbound email services (specifically from websites) may also be affected.
Please note that accessing our Support Questions area of the Control Panel will also be affected.
More information will be posted here as soon as possible
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this has caused.
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Have you suggested they go forwards onto the vastly superior annalog system, as this digi crap is pitifully slow in here tbqfah. noooo:
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The slowness is due mainly to BT's lines being copper wires rather than optic fibre. They just can't handle the traffic. Another cause of slowness is that many so called "unlimited" download deals that ISP's sell are secretly monitored under what they call "fair usage" and when they get busy they screw down your speeds. Try going on line at 3 in the morning and the fvcking thing flies like Concorde 'cos there is no-one else on it.
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But generally speaking, I personally don't experience download time slowness of this magnitude on most sites I frequent. confused:
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Seems fine here at the moment, mind you I've been off-air for the past two hours... ::)
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Why does this place keep logging me out automatically, and yes, I have pressed the 'keep me logged on' button thingy every time I log back on.
Done it about 15 times tonight , and it's really starting to get RIGHT ON MY TITS now tbqatth. cussing:
It's just done it again! Banghead
...and yet again!! Banghead Banghead
Has someone been fiddlin' with the buttons and stuff?
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You should try the Anna Log version
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Why does this place keep logging me out automatically, and yes, I have pressed the 'keep me logged on' button thingy every time I log back on.
Done it about 15 times tonight , and it's really starting to get RIGHT ON MY TITS now tbqatth. cussing:
It's just done it again! Banghead
...and yet again!! Banghead Banghead
Has someone been fiddlin' with the buttons and stuff?
Nothing .... Repeat ..... Nothing has been altered at the control end.
I have had my paw on the knobs and levers of power (Mwahaha eveilgrin:) for two days and I promise nothing has been changed.
The only thing I can suggest is that your internet connection or power supply is fluctuating.
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It's just logged me back on...AUTOMATICALLY...on its own! eeek:
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A ghost scared2:
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BM did say he was doing some putor stuff......... rubschin:
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I can see anything he does with this site .... and he hasn't touched it. noooo:
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Jail:
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Jail:
BM or Baldy ........... rubschin:
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Jail:
BM or Baldy ........... rubschin:
Get yer arse in gear and find him! cussing:
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...and not reverse gear either whistle:
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I haven't touched the pub... or anything computery for days... whistle:
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I did tell 'em that but would they believe me????? noooo:
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I did tell 'em that but would they believe me????? noooo:
I do notice that The Bear often has multiple log-ons... perhaps it is that...? rubschin:
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I did tell 'em that but would they believe me????? noooo:
I do notice that The Bear often has multiple log-ons... perhaps it is that...? rubschin:
That's anna log for you whistle:
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I did tell 'em that but would they believe me????? noooo:
I do notice that The Bear often has multiple log-ons... perhaps it is that...? rubschin:
That's anna log for you whistle:
perhaps... whistle:
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I did tell 'em that but would they believe me????? noooo:
I do notice that The Bear often has multiple log-ons... perhaps it is that...? rubschin:
That will be the high-cake diet.
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Just got a call from our hosts... apparently we are using too much disc space like.... redface:
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How?
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Piles of shite I should think.
Time to clean the stables or are they just after more money?
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Piles of shite I should think.
Time to clean the stables or are they just after more money?
It isn't the database (wot contains all the shite) but the disc that the forum software is loaded on... and my ebay pictures... redface:
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BM gubbed it point: point:
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Piles of shite I should think.
Time to clean the stables or are they just after more money?
It isn't the database (wot contains all the shite) but the disc that the forum software is loaded on... and my ebay pictures... redface:
Move your piccies to Picassa (Google picture library) and it's free. ::)
That may be Picasa
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Fixed... whistle:
It was that mahoooooosive Barman Biking video that I uploaded.... redface:
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Piles of shite I should think.
Time to clean the stables or are they just after more money?
It isn't the database (wot contains all the shite) but the disc that the forum software is loaded on... and my ebay pictures... redface:
And pictures of your crack?
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Fixed... whistle:
It was that mahoooooosive Barman Biking video that I uploaded.... redface:
And the long, hard, wheel barrow run?
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Fixed... whistle:
It was that mahoooooosive Barman Biking video that I uploaded.... redface:
And the long, hard, wheel barrow run?
No... noooo:
They are trying to trade me up to a dedicated server... rubschin:
I think if I combine all my websites it might make sense... rubschin:
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Piles of shite I should think.
Time to clean the stables or are they just after more money?
It isn't the database (wot contains all the shite) but the disc that the forum software is loaded on... and my ebay pictures... redface:
And pictures of your crack?
No, and I'd prefer you to stop asking me to send you pictures of it.... noooo:
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Fixed... whistle:
It was that mahoooooosive Barman Biking video that I uploaded.... redface:
And the long, hard, wheel barrow run?
Oh yes, who could ever forget that one? ANd believe me, I have tried.
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Fixed... whistle:
It was that mahoooooosive Barman Biking video that I uploaded.... redface:
And the long, hard, wheel barrow run?
Oh yes, who could ever forget that one? ANd believe me, I have tried.
One of my finest moments.... cloud9:
but that one was hosted on Youtube like... whistle:
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I thought it was scuppered again around 4:00pm but it seems to be back ... for the time being rubschin:
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It's a gubberama cussing:
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Is it werking...? rubschin:
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Is it werking...? rubschin:
Nope
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Take no notice BM .... It's mostly working like.
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Take no notice BM .... It's mostly working like.
Indeed... cloud9:
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WARNING!
There are still VP problems... I think I've decided to re-install all the software...
Prolly not tomorrow - maybe Thursday or Friday... I can run off the generator and be independent of the mains then.
Downtime expected to be an hour or two.
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cloud9: My hero!
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My plantpot. whacky115
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All is well....? Shrugs:
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Thanks for you are Darwin's efforts so far, but not quite there
I don't seem able to post images, and the youtube links are just that, not the movie itself
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Thanks for you are Darwin's efforts so far, but not quite there
I don't seem able to post images, and the youtube links are just that, not the movie itself
Ah.... rubschin:
That's two extra packages I need to add to the system...
I won't do it now as: -
- The power is about to go off
- I am going to completely re-install the whole lot later in the week
OK?
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Seems to be tho' the "maintenance" bits are gubbed.
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Thanks for you are Darwin's efforts so far, but not quite there
I don't seem able to post images, and the youtube links are just that, not the movie itself
Ah.... rubschin:
That's two extra packages I need to add to the system...
I won't do it now as: -
- The power is about to go off
- I am going to completely re-install the whole lot later in the week
OK?
Are you Rajinder or Minge-eater, do I win £5?
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All is well....? Shrugs:
Going like a train here. ;D
Anyone seen TMR?
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He has gone out for some cake
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Thanks for you are Darwin's efforts so far, but not quite there
I don't seem able to post images, and the youtube links are just that, not the movie itself
Ah.... rubschin:
That's two extra packages I need to add to the system...
I won't do it now as: -
- The power is about to go off
- I am going to completely re-install the whole lot later in the week
OK?
Are you Rajinder or Minge-eater, do I win £5?
Five Rupees.... ;)
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I've struggled with pub problems on and off all week... surrender:
Both the databases on which the pub is based are in a state of confusion. There should only be one but there are two...
The 'technical support' people have found it impossible to answer the question "why are there two and when was the second one created" - they'd rather blah, blah on about irrelevant shite... Banghead
This is a typical reply that has no relation to the question asked: -
Hi,
The database you are using is indeed hosted on an older MySQL server (version 4.1.22). If you wish to upgrade to a more recent version such as 5.0.77 you would need to backup the existing database, delete it from the control panel, create a new mysql05 database then import your backup. Do not confuse the hostnames we've assigned the servers as the version of MySQL in use.
The support ticket system functions fine for the vast majority of our customers without issue. If you could highlight any specific problems you've encountered we'd be happy to address them.
Kind Regards,
Anyhooo... one of the databases IS using an old version and we've agreed that we need to back it up, delete the original, create a new one and upload the old data...
Of course the backup function doesn't work... noooo:
Now we've got that going I've discovered another major problem: -
When I perform the steps above I'm returned a download that is 157.6MB. Due to the size of your databases you will not be able to re-upload it to the server (there is a size limitation of 8Mb in place. If you require the databases moved around the task will need to be completed from our side.
So after faffing about for days we won't be able to create a new database anyway.... Banghead
Onwards...
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Maybe you should get a man in, like rubschin:
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Maybe you should get a man in, like rubschin:
evil:
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Was it all our clicking on the donate button that did it like ....maybe we should ease off rubschin:
Seriously thank you for all your efforts, and you with your hobbly toe. You could have the VP hero of the day award.
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sad24:
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Was it all our clicking on the donate button that did it like ....maybe we should ease off rubschin:
happy001
noooo:
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ADVANCED WARNING!
I've been negotiating with the suprort guys - looks like we will be down on Monday morning while they do the necessary work on the site.... I'm just waiting for them to confirm the time.... scared2:
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Bye bye everyone, bye bye sad24:
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sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You're going down on Monday morning you say rubschin:
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sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You're going down on Monday morning you say rubschin:
Why, when were you planning on going down?
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Oh ye of little faith like.... noooo:
Have I ever let you down before...? whistle:
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happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
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happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Wha? shrugs:
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Is this going to be one of those 'sometime on Monday' appointments? whistle:
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Is this going to be one of those 'sometime on Monday' appointments? whistle:
I suspect it is.... I have asked them to confirm the time but as of now.... tunble:
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Ta lol:
Anyway, if previous Sunday Lunches are anything to go by I'll prolly be having a lie in sleep017
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Ta lol:
Anyway, if previous Sunday Lunches are anything to go by I'll prolly be having a lie in sleep017
Good man! happy088
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I shall be in meetings most of Monday. Can I just say that it's been a pleasure knowing most of you whistle:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvivxHeygDg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvivxHeygDg)
noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
How bloody depressing
I didn't even know the pub had gone, Little did I know that my last visit there a couple of years ago was my last. They use to have lots of local bands on, folk nights, poetry night and "open mike" nights and it always buzzed on those nights
Sad to see that list of other videos alongside showing other pubs being demolished, and sad to see that Wooldridge's have never heard of recycling materials sad24:
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I shall be in meetings most of Monday. Can I just say that it's been a pleasure knowing most of you whistle:
Agreed. Growler is an cock noooo:
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Still no werd from the support people on exactly wot time Monday.... noooo:
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Safest to assume all of Monday then. Monday the best day of the week noooo:
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Safest to assume all of Monday then. Monday the best day of the week noooo:
Best to do that.... noooo:
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Monday the best day of the week noooo:
Liar:
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Not long now... save yer best, most interesting posts for tomorrer like..... whistle:
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You said Monday you mong. I planned to spend the day relaxing in bed with Tipsy, Miss D and MIss C. WHat are you on about? YOu have ruined my plans evil:
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You said Monday you mong. I planned to spend the day relaxing in bed with Tipsy, Miss D and MIss C. WHat are you on about? YOu have ruined my plans evil:
Its like when you popped down the shops for some fags and when you got back there was a card through the door saying they couldn't deliver yer cake like.... noooo:
It could happen at any time.... scared2:
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Can't y0u just get a man in?
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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
I got a man in... he just hasn't said what time he will be here.... Banghead
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You said Monday you mong. I planned to spend the day relaxing in bed with Tipsy, Miss D and MIss C. WHat are you on about? YOu have ruined my plans evil:
None of us are that sick noooo:
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Hooray! Break out the champagne,
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We've lost a couple of emotiwhotsits... I'll have a look behind the sofa.... rubschin:
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Good grief! Speedy Gonzalez!
Loads of disabled smileys here though ...
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Good grief! Speedy Gonzalez!
Loads of disabled smileys here though ...
Loads...? rubschin:
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Well done on all your efforts.....I may even press the donate button lol:
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Flipping heck it's fast 8)
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Well done on all your efforts.....I may even press the donate button lol:
eeek:
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Flipping heck it's fast 8)
That is cos there are no users... we were thinking of keeping it to just Snoopy and me.... happy001
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Flipping heck it's fast 8)
That's 'cos I polished the floor whilst BM was in the cellar.
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Flipping heck it's fast 8)
That is cos there are no users... we were thinking of keeping it to just Snoopy and me.... happy001
sad24:
I'll go then
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Feck! It is quick innit ........ Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Feck! It is quick innit ........ Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
WHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! lol:
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Scream if you wanna go faster lol:
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Good grief! Speedy Gonzalez!
Loads of disabled smileys here though ...
Loads...? rubschin:
I've just counted the "more smileys" tab ('ow sad) 7 available, 79 unavailable
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Best Guiness World Record (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B91ElW-TOu4#)
:sex023:
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You've been saving that for a special occasion I assume ::)
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Scream if you wanna go faster lol:
AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :fart:
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Good grief! Speedy Gonzalez!
Loads of disabled smileys here though ...
Loads...? rubschin:
I've just counted the "more smileys" tab ('ow sad) 7 available, 79 unavailable
I can only find 6 "missing"
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Make that 10 missing but there are loads more on the board than before.
2 gayers Booo! Drinkin: Sunburn: Knitting: MDSulks: happy002 Knitting2: Jail: sneeze:
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Make that 10 missing but there are loads more on the board than before.
2 gayers Booo! Drinkin: Sunburn: Knitting: MDSulks: happy002 Knitting2: Jail: sneeze:
I have found them all too! happy088
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I'll do a restart, see if that helps ...
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I just need to re-create some that got missed-out in the transfer.... tunble:
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I'll do a restart, see if that helps ...
Good plan :thumbsup:
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Wot are we missing now....? rubschin:
Booo!: Drinkin: Knitting: MDSulks: Knitting2: sneeze:
Well, we won't worry about Boo!: will we....? whistle:
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Delete it ...it was worn out anyways ;D
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I'll do a restart, see if that helps ...
Good plan :thumbsup:
Oooh, nearly all now ;D cloud9:
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Booo!:
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Delete it ...it was worn out anyways ;D
Done.... happy088
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:crying3:
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:sick016:
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Hoorah cloud9:
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sick016:
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sick016:
Wha? shrugs:
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sick016:
:sick016:
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cussing:
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cussing:
Perhaps you could complain to management like....? whistle:
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point:
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Best Guiness World Record (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B91ElW-TOu4#)
:sex023:
Was that Oodiman rubschin:
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Now we are all new and improved like we have an awful lot more 'guests' viewing the site rubschin:
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I will frighten them away angel1
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Are you nakid again ? eeek:
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Now we are all new and improved like we have an awful lot more 'guests' viewing the site rubschin:
I hadn't noticed ....... whistle:
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You is a weasel cussing:
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You is a weasel cussing:
Weaselly pleased .......... ;D
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Now we are all new and improved like we have an awful lot more 'guests' viewing the site rubschin:
I just had a look - most of them are Google - prolly trawling the site as we have changed the server that the most of it lives on....
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Don't anyone offer the guests a cup of tea .... they'll go away then. whistle:
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Don't anyone offer the guests a cup of tea .... they'll go away then. whistle:
Get Nick to invite them in, that will be the last we see of them.
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Don't anyone offer the guests a cup of tea .... they'll go away then. whistle:
Get Nick to invite them in, that will be the last we see of them.
lol: lol: lol:
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It was gubbed .........again ...... noooo:
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It was gubbed .........again ...... noooo:
When...? Shrugs:
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Is it slow today or is it my PC...? rubschin:
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Is it slow today or is it my PC...? rubschin:
Ok here ........ rubschin:
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Is it slow today or is it my PC...? rubschin:
I suspect your PC ~ it's flying here.
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I'll thump it like hold o-
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Black shite in the keyboard.......... rubschin:
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Re-started... all okay now... redface:
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Seems OK here
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It has been rather gubbacious this arvo...
Easyspace had problems with their 'legacy' servers on Monday, another one of my servers this morning and the pub server this arvo...
Seems okay now tho... :thumbsup:
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Was gubbed ..........back but slow (the forum not me )........
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Was gubbed ..........back but slow (the forum not me )........
Bit slow here too... (the forum not me )... whistle:
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OK Here :thumbsup:
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Speedy-fast here now too! :thumbsup:
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That's better..... :thumbsup:
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Back to
normal how it was before.
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Heaven forbid it should ever be normal.... noooo:
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I suppose, when it all started, you expected witty repartee, sophisticated banter and serious conversation eh? noooo:
I can put you in touch with Stephen Fry via Twitter if that's what you prefer.
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I suppose, when it all started, you expected witty repartee, sophisticated banter and serious conversation eh? noooo:
I can put you in touch with Stephen Fry via Twitter if that's what you prefer.
Oh noes... noooo:
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I suppose, when it all started, you expected witty repartee, sophisticated banter and serious conversation eh? noooo:
I can put you in touch with Stephen Fry via Twitter if that's what you prefer.
Oh noes... noooo:
Ah well ~ at least you weren't disappointed ;)
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I suppose, when it all started, you expected witty repartee, sophisticated banter and serious conversation eh? noooo:
I can put you in touch with Stephen Fry via Twitter if that's what you prefer.
Oh noes... noooo:
Ah well ~ at least you weren't disappointed ;)
noooo:
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It keeps going slow here again and several times the screen has come up in black and white with just werds in plain text.
Growler will love that. whistle:
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It keeps going slow here again and several times the screen has come up in black and white with just werds in plain text.
Growler will love that. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Was it Olde English...?
I agree - it is a bit tardy here too - I'll thump it like... ;)
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Gubbed again....... noooo:
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Gubbed again....... noooo:
Or is it my internet ..... rubschin:
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It's your internet point:
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It was completely gubbed here earlier yet other Intermong stuff worked...
I sent an error report again... ::)
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It was completely gubbed here earlier yet other Intermong stuff worked...
Was that before or after you thumped it? rubschin:
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It was completely gubbed here earlier yet other Intermong stuff worked...
Was that before or after you thumped it? rubschin:
After before... whistle:
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What does the button saying "Redirect Board" at the bottom of the screen do?
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I see no sign saying "Redirect Board"
Ah I found it!
So I bravely pressed it (or should that be I pressed it bravely ~ pendants may discuss) ........ Nothing happened when I clicked on it. Prolly not "enabled" by BM.
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I tried pressing that button ....nuffink happened noooo:
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I tried pressing that button ....nuffink happened noooo:
Well if pressing the button yourself does nothing for you what hope do we mere males have?
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lol:
Must be a system failure whistle:
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I will be happy to investigate :thumbsup:
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I've had a sniff around in the cellar and can find no explanation .... we needs must await the pleasure of the all knowing BM.
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I've had a sniff around in the cellar and can find no explanation .... we needs must await the pleasure of the all knowing BM.
When does he take over from the goat-bothering shin and mini-bashing one?
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I've had a sniff around in the cellar and can find no explanation .... we needs must await the pleasure of the all knowing BM.
When does he take over from the goat-bothering shin and mini-bashing one?
Just as soon as he can find an un-vandalised telephone box in which to get changed ;)
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I've had a sniff around in the cellar and can find no explanation .... we needs must await the pleasure of the all knowing BM.
When does he take over from the goat-bothering shin and mini-bashing one?
Just as soon as he can find an un-vandalised telephone box in which to get changed ;)
lol: lol:
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I haven't got one of those buttons.... sad24:
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I haven't got one of those buttons.... sad24:
point:
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But it doesn't do anything...why would you want something that doesn't do anything ? rubschin:
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Like The Brat rubschin:
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Exactamondo lol:
Except Twitter ....all she frickin does is Twitter and go on about how many 'followers' she has ::) - I hope the Cult of the Brat are organising a siege somewhere far , far away soon noooo:
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I haven't got one of those buttons.... sad24:
Yes you have! Look at the bottom of the front page of the board index.
Ackchooly it took me a while to find it.
New Posts
No New Posts
Redirect Board
Mark ALL messages as read
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I haven't got one of those buttons.... sad24:
Yes you have! Look at the bottom of the front page of the board index.
Ackchooly it took me a while to find it.
New Posts
No New Posts
Redirect Board
Mark ALL messages as read
Oh yes... redface:
Well, I can explain that easy-peasy like.... whistle:
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I haven't got one of those buttons.... sad24:
Yes you have! Look at the bottom of the front page of the board index.
Ackchooly it took me a while to find it.
New Posts
No New Posts
Redirect Board
Mark ALL messages as read
Oh yes... redface:
Well, I can explain that easy-peasy like.... whistle:
Popcorn:
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Well, it isn't a button at all is it...? noooo:
It is a 'key' like the ones next to it that say 'New posts' and 'No New Posts'... They refer to the icons against each board...
So if a board had been re-directed somewhere else it would have that icon instead of the New posts or No New posts one...
Simples... cool14:
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doh: Of course ..... why didn't I think of that! Banghead
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doh: Of course ..... why didn't I think of that! Banghead
Cos you are a dog... ::)
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doh: Of course ..... why didn't I think of that! Banghead
Cos you are a dog... ::)
But I has a sustiferkate
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It is a 'key' like the ones next to it that say 'New posts' and 'No New Posts'... They refer to the icons against each board...
So if a board had been re-directed somewhere else it would have that icon instead of the New posts or No New posts one...
OK, so why would a board be redirected and who can redirect them and how and to where?
If you are going to give us an explanation of these things, at least make it a complete one. ::)
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It is a 'key' like the ones next to it that say 'New posts' and 'No New Posts'... They refer to the icons against each board...
So if a board had been re-directed somewhere else it would have that icon instead of the New posts or No New posts one...
OK, so why would a board be redirected and who can redirect them and how and to where?
If you are going to give us an explanation of these things, at least make it a complete one. ::)
Bad loser aintchya...? point:
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.....and don't you have to put up cones and signage and stuff ?
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I'll answer DS.
We don't click on that button to do it, which is why I didn't know about it .... as BM says it is not is clicky button but an indicator that will show up on the thread that has been redirected. Same as the two in front of it .... they are merely symbols to guide users. That row is a "Key" to symbols by way of explanation of what you might see next to posts.
Who can do it? It is something that only Admin can do .... if, for example, we combine threads.
Why might a board be "redirected"? If we feel it necessary
As to how ..... by waving our magic Admin Wands and to where? ~ Anywhere we feel is more appropriate
In Wenchy's day much would have depended on hormones I 'spect so the answer could have been "anywhere we damned well feel like. evil:"
I hope that covers it all. ;)
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.....and don't you have to put up cones and signage and stuff ?
Nope ~ we have supreme power angel1
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I'll answer DS.
We don't click on that button to do it, which is why I didn't know about it .... as BM says it is not is clicky button but an indicator that will show up on the thread that has been redirected. Same as the two in front of it .... they are merely symbols to guide users. That row is a "Key" to symbols by way of explanation of what you might see next to posts.
Who can do it? It is something that only Admin can do .... if, for example, we combine threads.
Why might a board be "redirected"? If we feel it necessary
As to how ..... by waving our magic Admin Wands and to where? ~ Anywhere we feel is more appropriate
In Wenchy's day much would have depended on hormones I 'spect so the answer could have been "anywhere we damned well feel like. evil:"
I hope that covers it all. ;)
Thank you my old dog. My thirst for knowledge is quenched. :thumbsup:
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Is it a bit slow this arvo or is it my monging connection playing up again...? rubschin:
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It's not that quick here ..... about usual for all the village kids coming home from school and logging onto Faceache time in fact
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There has been/still is a problem with BT .... that may be the cause as our files are on servers that may have been effected.
3 October 2011 Last updated at 14:50
BT has confirmed that a "power failure" at a major exchange in Birmingham is causing problems for broadband customers across the UK.
Customers have reported problems from as far afield as Belfast, Edinburgh, Swansea and London.
Many users have taken to Twitter to complain that the company is not answering its helpline.
BT has told the BBC it has been made aware of the issue and is working hard to get information to customers.
In a statement, the company said: "We can confirm that, as a result of a power failure at one of our major exchanges, some customers may currently be experiencing loss of broadband service.
"Our engineers are on-site and the majority of customers' service has already been restored. We are working to restore service to remaining customers as soon as possible this afternoon.
"Should any customers continue to experience difficulty in accessing their broadband service, they are advised to turn their Hub or modem off and on again."
The outage has affected both business and home customers.
Carl in Bedford contacted the BBC, saying: "We have lost both our business lines at work and causing us lots of lost revenue as we can no longer do our scheduled remote work on our customer sites.
"It is shocking that a small power issue 150 miles away in Birmingham can have such a huge affect on business customers elsewhere."
Other users reported problems in many other places including Cambridge, Brentford, Wolverhampton and Cornwall.
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Could be... I won't kick them up the arse just yet then... 8)
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There has been/still is a problem with BT .... that may be the cause as our files are on servers that may have been effected.
3 October 2011 Last updated at 14:50
BT has confirmed that a "power failure" at a major exchange in Birmingham is causing problems for broadband customers across the UK.
Customers have reported problems from as far afield as Belfast, Edinburgh, Swansea and London.
Many users have taken to Twitter to complain that the company is not answering its helpline.
BT has told the BBC it has been made aware of the issue and is working hard to get information to customers.
In a statement, the company said: "We can confirm that, as a result of a power failure at one of our major exchanges, some customers may currently be experiencing loss of broadband service.
"Our engineers are on-site and the majority of customers' service has already been restored. We are working to restore service to remaining customers as soon as possible this afternoon.
"Should any customers continue to experience difficulty in accessing their broadband service, they are advised to turn their Hub or modem off and on again."
The outage has affected both business and home customers.
Carl in Bedford contacted the BBC, saying: "We have lost both our business lines at work and causing us lots of lost revenue as we can no longer do our scheduled remote work on our customer sites.
"It is shocking that a small power issue 150 miles away in Birmingham can have such a huge affect on business customers elsewhere."
Other users reported problems in many other places including Cambridge, Brentford, Wolverhampton and Cornwall.
cussing:
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ef·fect (-fkt)
n.
Something brought about by a cause or agent
af·fect·ed 1 ( -f k t d). adj. 1. Acted upon, influenced, or changed.
TBH I couldn't give a flying fvck .... We all know what was meant.
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Angry9:
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Meanwhile I know how to fly an aircraft ..... you don't. whistle:
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ef·fect (-fkt)
n.
Something brought about by a cause or agent
af·fect·ed 1 ( -f k t d). adj. 1. Acted upon, influenced, or changed.
TBH I couldn't give a flying fvck .... We all know what was meant.
Perhaps those of us that can't even order their groceries on line without creating a world-wide shortage of bananas or some such had difficulty comprehending it....? whistle:
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I can make a wabbit pie angel1
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I can make a wabbit pie angel1
Yes, and you can smoke... well done like.... happy100
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I can make a wabbit pie angel1
Yes, and you can smoke... well done like.... happy100
Niiiiice. +1. :thumbsup:
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Took me 20 minutes to get in just now
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Took me 20 minutes to get in just now
Too pissed to get your key in the door...? noooo:
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Took me 20 minutes to get in just now
Another lie in whistle:
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Took me 20 minutes to get in just now
Another lie in whistle:
Spank2:
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Someone had to say it lol:
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It took me about 30 minutes to get back on the site tonight, and is currenty taking over two minutes to load each page Banghead
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It took me about 30 minutes to get back on the site tonight, and is currenty taking over two minutes to load each page Banghead
And today...? rubschin:
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It seems to have gone slower here but AVG was giving me a message to say firefox was using too much and I should restart. Was going to try running your code to check but couldnt remember the code..
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It took me about 30 minutes to get back on the site tonight, and is currenty taking over two minutes to load each page Banghead
And today...? rubschin:
Flying Barman, flying. You've obviously been very busy sorting it through the night whistle:
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It took me about 30 minutes to get back on the site tonight, and is currenty taking over two minutes to load each page Banghead
And today...? rubschin:
Flying Barman, flying. You've obviously been very busy sorting it through the night whistle:
PICNIC... ::)
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lol: lol: lol:
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I can confirm that it was indeed totally GOOSED last night which was most inconvienient.
I had to order me new mini record player on Avinsome through the ususal channels as a consequence. Shrugs:
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I can confirm that it was indeed totally GOOSED last night which was most inconvienient.
I had to order me new mini record player on Avinsome through the ususal channels as a consequence. Shrugs:
sad24:
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I can confirm that it was indeed totally GOOSED last night which was most inconvienient.
I had to order me new mini record player on Avinsome through the ususal channels as a consequence. Shrugs:
sad24:
I lied like. eveilgrin:
That'll teach you to keep this place in order like. Banghead
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I can confirm that it was indeed totally GOOSED last night which was most inconvienient.
I had to order me new mini record player on Avinsome through the ususal channels as a consequence. Shrugs:
sad24:
I lied like. eveilgrin:
That'll teach you to keep this place in order like. Banghead
evil:
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Very very slow, then gubbed, now back but slooooooooooooooow
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It was a bit gubbertacious for a while there.... rubschin:
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Maybe you should take the donate button off, I think it was that which was slowing it down, like
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Maybe you should take the donate button off, I think it was that which was slowing it down, like
That might be it.... did you keep clicking it...? ::)
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I think the Amazon thing might be screwing things up too
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I think the Amazon thing might be screwing things up too
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Flc1vm44k%2Fmars.jpg&hash=4e9a19d5480f1aa1d4858ebd5cf0da2e63f95c56) (http://postimage.org/image/lc1vm44k/)
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My fecking internet has gone down more than Katie Price today............always on a Sunday.. Banghead
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Never On Sunday - Connie Francis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SjI6Wl175I#)
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM 'n' me noooo:
whistle: :thumbsup:
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
evil:
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
evil:
Shouldn't that be "All I can see are shite posts from BM"
That suggests there may be only one, and we all know there are thousands.
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
evil:
Shouldn't that be "All I can see are shite posts from BM"
That suggests there may be only one, and we all know there are thousands.
point: point: point:
Oh.... redface:
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
evil:
Shouldn't that be "All I can see are shite posts from BM"
That suggests there may be only one, and we all know there are thousands.
point: point: point:
Oh.... redface:
I'd have thought with all your practice you'd be better at managing not to step in shit by now. whistle:
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
evil:
Shouldn't that be "All I can see are shite posts from BM"
That suggests there may be only one, and we all know there are thousands.
point: point: point:
Oh.... redface:
I'd have thought with all your practice you'd be better at managing not to step in shit by now. whistle:
You would think so wouldn't you.... redface:
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I think it's fooked. All I can see is shite posts from BM noooo:
evil:
Shouldn't that be "All I can see are shite posts from BM"
That suggests there may be only one, and we all know there are thousands.
point: point: point:
Oh.... redface:
I'd have thought with all your practice you'd be better at managing not to step in shit by now. whistle:
You would think so wouldn't you.... redface:
I thought Snoopy meant me.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myfriendeject.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fwellington-boots.jpg&hash=706429a90d3cd2001cfd57d7b47a444c42ccbd1c)
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Had I meant you DS I'd have called it slurry. whistle:
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To be fair Snoop, it only happens now when BM has a craft moment and put the bucket on back to front so he can't see what he's stepping in. whistle:
Anyhoo, if he's gubbed the site again then does that mean the mini site awaits while he gets a man in fixes the problem.... Sinister:
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There was some gubberation this morning for some reason.... rubschin:
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There was some gubberation this morning for some reason.... rubschin:
Another sweaty night surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican? rubschin:
And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:
Will a Laptop run on Egypt electric?
Banghead
whistle:
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Nick you say...? rubschin:
I guess the test will be if he comes in waving that white flag this morning.... whistle:
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surrender:
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surrender:
Guilty as charged! point:
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Is it gubbed today or my internet .......... rubschin:
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Is it gubbed today or my internet .......... rubschin:
Lickety-split here! :thumbsup:
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bit slow this morning but I figured that BM had been buggering around with the settings after yesterday. whistle:
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bit slow this morning but I figured that BM had been buggering around with the settings after yesterday. whistle:
::)
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Now it is ok.........wot you do........ rubschin:
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Now it is ok.........wot you do........ rubschin:
Took some bandwidth away from Grumpmeister and gave it to you! :thumbsup:
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Strange mine seems to be working a lot faster now, can you do that again? whistle:
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Now it is ok.........wot you do........ rubschin:
Took some bandwidth away from Grumpmeister and gave it to you! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: top man ..........
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Now it is ok.........wot you do........ rubschin:
Took some bandwidth away from Grumpmeister and gave it to you! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: top man ..........
Happy to help! :thumbsup:
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Was it gubbed again...... rubschin:
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Nope! ;D
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Was gubbed here for a short while....
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Was gubbed here for a short while....
All ok now........... :thumbsup:
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Was gubbed here for a short while....
All ok now........... :thumbsup:
Indeed! cloud9:
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I upgraded the pub software this morning to the latest version - let me know if you encounter any issues that are not related to your own incompetence... :thumbsup:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
Twas only a bug fix - 2.0.0 to 2.0.2
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Bodiam has lost his avatar whistle:
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Bodiam has lost his avatar whistle:
- I can see his avatart
- He 'lost' it before I upgraded
OK? whistle:
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I can't see his avatart either. Mind you, I have lost my specs.
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I get it Snoops ...a bug fix eh ;) lol:
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I get it Snoops ...a bug fix eh ;) lol:
doh:
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I get it Snoops ...a bug fix eh ;) lol:
doh:
point: point: point:
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I get it Snoops ...a bug fix eh ;) lol:
doh:
point: point: point:
evil:
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Nick can't post pictures but that could just as easily be down to it being Nick...
or you changing his settings. whistle:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
Can you get PrimeTel there yet?
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
Can you get PrimeTel there yet?
Over here, Tel's well past his prime noooo:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
Can you get PrimeTel there yet?
Over here, Tel's well past his prime noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
And we're two-hours ahead of you! eeek:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
Can you get PrimeTel there yet?
Over here, Tel's well past his prime noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
And we're two-hours ahead of you! eeek:
You mean only 99 years, 364 days and 22 hours behind. whistle:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
Can you get PrimeTel there yet?
Over here, Tel's well past his prime noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
And we're two-hours ahead of you! eeek:
You mean only 99 years, 364 days and 22 hours behind. whistle:
It feels that way sometimes! lol:
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Outrageously slow here... what finds you...?
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Outrageously slow here... what finds you...?
Seems normal here.
Must be water on your wires over there in the land of deluges. whistle:
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Outrageously slow here... what finds you...?
Seems normal here.
Must be water on your wires over there in the land of deluges. whistle:
Could be.... rubschin:
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No... It was the AVG Safe Search that the last update added to Firefox.... ::)
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Only just got on..............and sloooooooooooowww... noooo:
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Only just got on..............and sloooooooooooowww... noooo:
I know... am working on it! Banghead
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Ooooooh it werks. LL has fixed it cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Kisses to LL eyes:
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Still slow.......... noooo:
Has BM got his hammer....... rubschin:
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Was it gubbed again.......... rubschin:
noooo:
rubschin:
Bleedy every Sunday shite internet....... cussing:
Can you get PrimeTel there yet?
Over here, Tel's well past his prime noooo:
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Hurrah!
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
Following your query, their have been an intermittent issue with the server your domains are based on, we hope to get this resolve in next few hours.
I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Oh and I can confirm it woz not Barman wot gubbed it
--
Kind Regards
Mohammad Naveed
Support Services
whistle:
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Hurrah!
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
Following your query, their have been an intermittent issue with the server your domains are based on, we hope to get this resolve in next few hours.
I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Oh and I can confirm it woz Barman wot gubbed it
--
Kind Regards
Mohammad Naveed
Support Services
whistle:
whistle:
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Hurrah!
Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
Following your query, their have been an intermittent issue with the server your domains are based on, we hope to get this resolve in next few hours.
I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Oh and I can confirm it woz Barman wot gubbed it
--
Kind Regards
Mohammad Naveed
Support Services
whistle:
whistle:
evil:
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Is it s l o w today or is it just my connection...? rubschin:
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Very very slow.
Stopped completely
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All back! rubschin:
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Could not even get on till now ...........my un-read posts thingy is not werking like....... rubschin:
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I can't post pictures evil:
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Could not even get on till now ...........my un-read posts thingy is not werking like....... rubschin:
Stop whining! ::)
I bet you've only just got out of bed....
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He's prolly been up for hours eyes:
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Could not even get on till now ...........my un-read posts thingy is not werking like....... rubschin:
Stop whining! ::)
I bet you've only just got out of bed....
Oi I was up early (ish)....... whistle:
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Phew!
That's better.
I can't get on with all that Faceache stuff.
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Could not even get on till now ...........my un-read posts thingy is not werking like....... rubschin:
Stop whining! ::)
I bet you've only just got out of bed....
Oi I was up early (ish)....... whistle:
char048
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Did I miss something? I have been at a machinery sale this morning and the VP seems OK now.
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It is now ........ rubschin: Machinery eh? You sure know how to get on the right side of the beer dispenser.
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Did I miss something? I have been at a machinery sale this morning and the VP seems OK now.
I think the pub missed you Darwin... ;)
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Do we get a refund like?
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Do we get a refund like?
Yes, everything you paid into the Donate button.... 1p wasn't it...? ::)
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I can't post pictures evil:
The junk filter works then. lol:
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It was gubbed here again only just got on........ noooo:
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We know ...... See the conversation on Faceache, in the secret VP room.
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We know ...... See the conversation on Faceache, in the secret VP room.
I am not on faceache........ cussing:
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Oh well whistle:
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We know ...... See the conversation on Faceache, in the secret VP room.
I am not on faceache........ cussing:
You say that like it's our fault.
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Fine here. I am in Limassol on me pad like.
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Slower than an extremely lethargic slow thing earlier on. I gave up.
Forgot about Faceache. redface:
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Problem with the servers - not me pad... whistle:
Intermittent Site issues - 84.22.161.168
Posted on: Thursday, 26 January 2012 11:26 AM
Updated:
Please be aware that we are currently experiencing intermittent issues with sites and FTP hosted on server with IPs 84.22.161.168 and 84.22.161.166. We are working to keep this interruption to a minimum and anticipate a resolution shortly.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.
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Pay them in a similar manner ..... or perhaps you already do. :thumbsup:
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Problem with the servers - not me pad... whistle:
Intermittent Site issues - 84.22.161.168
Posted on: Thursday, 26 January 2012 11:26 AM
Updated:
Please be aware that we are currently experiencing intermittent issues with sites and FTP hosted on server with IPs 84.22.161.168 and 84.22.161.166. We are working to keep this interruption to a minimum and anticipate a resolution shortly.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.
rubschin:
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Pay them in a similar manner ..... or perhaps you already do. :thumbsup:
redface:
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It's up and down like a tart's knickers at the moment ::)
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It's up and down like a tart's knickers at the moment ::)
* waves magic wand * There! Fixed! :thumbsup:
::)
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Seems better now .........Well done Snoopy......... :thumbsup:
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I blame it on all these smart city folk with their fancy 50Megaphone high-fibre modems.
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I blame it on all these smart city folk with their fancy 50Megaphone high-fibre modems.
Indeed... whistle:
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I'm sure "Ray" would come round and play with your box too ..... if you asked him nicely like.
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I'm sure "Ray" would come round and play with your box too ..... if you asked him nicely like.
Mine? eeek:
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I sense romance is blossoming for MIss D. cloud9: A man with a whole van full of cables :thumbsup:
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I sense romance is blossoming for MIss D. cloud9: A man with a whole van full of cables :thumbsup:
It could be a main attraction for the site.
Miss D and Wenchy mud-wrestling for the cables like. :thumbsup:
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I sense romance is blossoming for MIss D. cloud9: A man with a whole van full of cables :thumbsup:
It could be a main attraction for the site.
Miss D and Wenchy mud-wrestling for the cables like. :thumbsup:
I'd click the Donate button to see that! redface:
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I sense romance is blossoming for MIss D. cloud9: A man with a whole van full of cables :thumbsup:
It could be a main attraction for the site.
Miss D and Wenchy mud-wrestling for the cables like. :thumbsup:
I'd click the Donate button to see that! redface:
A post I never thought I'd see. ;)
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I sense romance is blossoming for MIss D. cloud9: A man with a whole van full of cables :thumbsup:
It could be a main attraction for the site.
Miss D and Wenchy mud-wrestling for the cables like. :thumbsup:
I'd click the Donate button to see that! redface:
A post I never thought I'd see. ;)
Me neither.... redface:
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No need. I am selling tickets already angel1
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Don't forget I own the inktellackchool rights :thumbsup:
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No need. I am selling tickets already angel1
Tickets available by clicking the Donate button! whistle:
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I already gave at the office (chair) angel1
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Front row seat then Uncle?
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And get splattered with mud? noooo:
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Will someone please work the levers ~ the VP's so slow noooo:
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It's a veritable gubberama noooo:
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Will someone please work the levers ~ the VP's so slow noooo:
Beyond my control I'm afraid...
If you click here (http://status.easyspace.com/) you can see the current status.
Unfortunately, our site is on 84.22.161.168
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I reckon Miss D is downloading the entire Intermong on her new super-fast cable link.... noooo:
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All other sites are whizzy bang like cloud9:
Still, we like to be different lol:
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The mud wrestling between you and Wenchy is set for Feb 12th. Has BM mentioned this yet?
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The mud wrestling between you and Wenchy is set for Feb 12th. Has BM mentioned this yet?
I'll be in the UK on the 12th... rubschin:
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Eh ?
What's the prize ?
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Eh ?
What's the prize ?
* koff * whistle:
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and for the winner ? whistle:
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BM has it all in hand, so there is nothing to worry about.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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and for the winner ? whistle:
evil:
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Next time we're confined ::) to the secret FB room try the Chat with Group option ... ?
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Next time we're confined ::) to the secret FB room try the Chat with Group option ... ?
rubschin:
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Next time we're confined ::) to the secret FB room try the Chat with Group option ... ?
Wot secret room ......... rubschin:
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The secret one
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But we don't just let anyone into our club whistle:
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But we don't just let anyone into our club whistle:
evil:
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But we don't just let anyone into our club whistle:
evil:
I'm in... cool14:
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But we don't just let anyone into our club whistle:
evil:
I'm in... cool14:
So Miss D is talking crap then...... whistle:
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But we don't just let anyone into our club whistle:
evil:
I'm in... cool14:
So Miss D is talking crap then...... whistle:
They made me pay... redface:
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Oh noes ...it was a donation ;)
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Oh noes ...it was a donation ;)
Like an organ...? evil:
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I have organs cloud9:
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Cashio ?
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Wot is happening......... Banghead
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Its fuc
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ked again
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It is gubbed for sure...
I've just sent them a nasty-o-gram...
Suggest we all have the night off and re-group for the all new good morning thread! lol:
First one in makes the tea and toast... :thumbsup:
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Aye , aye Captain :thumbsup:
Wooooo the night off ...is the club gonna open early ?
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We've been having a cosy chat in the secret club cloud9:
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cloud9:
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It's a bit cramped but friendly whistle:
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Very cramped. At one point we were both on top of MIss C
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And that JOM was hogging the naughty step noooo:
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I don't generally do the chat thing. I have selected my preference to be offline .
Otherwise people try and talk to you noooo:
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Does this mean I will be in the crack ...all on my own tonight ........ sad24:.........
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I don't generally do the chat thing. I have selected my preference to be offline .
Otherwise people try and talk to you noooo:
Understood lol:
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Does this mean I will be in the crack ...all on my own tonight ........ sad24:.........
eyes:
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Does this mean I will be in the crack ...all on my own tonight ........ sad24:.........
eyes:
Well it is my birthday tomorrow............ rubschin:
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Yay. And that too only comes once a year
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Does this mean I will be in the crack ...all on my own tonight ........ sad24:.........
eyes:
Well it is my birthday tomorrow............ rubschin:
Will you be buying the cakes ? cloud9:
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I tried to order everyone a cake via BMs amazon link.............just hope that is not gubbed too....... rubschin:
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amarzipan link sick2:
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Marzipan... Drool: Drool:
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Temporarily not out of order?
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Seems to be back to 'normal' now. I assume BM put another shilling in the meter?
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Same shilling ~ he has it on a piece of string.
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Same shilling ~ he has it on a piece of string.
Silly me, overlooked the obvious. ;)
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I left it alone and went out... seems to have done the trick.... rubschin:
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I left it alone and went out... seems to have done the trick.... rubschin:
Its that iTablet thingy I tell you. Send it back.
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I left it alone and went out... seems to have done the trick.... rubschin:
Its that iTablet thingy I tell you. Send it back.
eeek:
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I'm still finding it slow.
I've had no response from the 'techies' (bastards) and their status page has not been updated. ::)
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Fine here angel1 Except I cannot post photos angry041:
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Deathly slow compared to other sites ..... so it's not my connection
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Fine here angel1 Except I cannot post photos angry041:
If you PM me your password I'll log-in as you and see if I can work it out. Nobody else has the problem as far as I am aware...
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Fine here angel1 Except I cannot post photos angry041:
If you PM me your password I'll log-in as you and see if I can work it out. Nobody else has the problem as far as I am aware...
Good idea <snigger>.
Bye Bye Nick whistle:
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Fine here angel1 Except I cannot post photos angry041:
If you PM me your password I'll log-in as you and see if I can work it out. Nobody else has the problem as far as I am aware...
Good idea <snigger>.
Bye Bye Nick whistle:
We'll need a secret handshake so we know it's really Nick we are talking to.
rubschin: But of course if he has any sense he'll change his password once BM has solved the problem.
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He sent it to me! eeek:
I'll have a look at the problem once the site has got a bit faster... :thumbsup:
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He sent it to me! eeek:
I'll have a look at the problem once the site has got a bit faster... :thumbsup:
Fast enough here at the moment. It'll slow down again when all the kids get home from skool.
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Fine here angel1 Except I cannot post photos angry041:
If you PM me your password I'll log-in as you and see if I can work it out. Nobody else has the problem as far as I am aware...
Good idea <snigger>.
Bye Bye Nick whistle:
We'll need a secret handshake so we know it's really Nick we are talking to.
rubschin: But of course if he has any sense he'll change his password once BM has solved the problem.
You bet! :thumbsup:
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Sloooooooooooww..........here ........
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You're excused on the grounds of excessive alcohol intake. :thumbsup:
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Was slow first thing o'clock but now appears to be fine...
I not that the status page on our host's website has not been updated since Thursday. ::)
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Are there lots of bottles of milk on their doorstep rubschin: scared2:
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Are there lots of bottles of milk on their doorstep rubschin: scared2:
There are! eeek:
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Our host is a dairy ? eeek:
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Our host is a dairy ? eeek:
Might as well be... ::)
We could host the site at your house on your new super-fast broadband like.... rubschin:
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Strictly Come VP
Sloooooooooow, quick , quick , slooooooooow like rubschin:
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Seems back to normal today.
The same old shite is delivered to my screen quite quickly.
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Seems back to normal today.
The same old shite is delivered to my screen quite quickly.
What more could you ask for...? cloud9:
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Seems back to normal today.
The same old shite is delivered to my screen quite quickly.
What more could you ask for...? cloud9:
How long have you got?
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Seems back to normal today.
The same old shite is delivered to my screen quite quickly.
What more could you ask for...? cloud9:
How long have you got?
Hopefully a few more years but who knows...? Shrugs:
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Fear not DS, LL has plans of her own
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scared2:
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Don't worry. YOu won't feel a thing :thumbsup: At least, that is what LL always says noooo:
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Where is my bingo card........... rubschin:
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Don't worry. YOu won't feel a thing :thumbsup: At least, that is what LL always says noooo:
Is that the right way round.......... whistle:
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Regrettably yes noooo:
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You boys.... ::)
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Gubbed again...........I agree DS .........since that tablet......... noooo:
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Speedy-fast quick this morning! :thumbsup:
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Same here....... prolly because most right thinking people are still in bed.
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Same here....... prolly because most right thinking people are still in bed.
Indeed...
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Well I'm up now and it's still speedy.
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Well I'm up now and it's still speedy.
I think we had some PICNIC problems earlier but all is well now.... cloud9:
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Well I'm up now and it's still speedy.
I think we had some PICNIC problems earlier but all is well now.... cloud9:
Gubbed again...........I agree DS .........since that tablet......... noooo:
See, see, see! ^^^^^^
Oh, and fuck off ;)
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Well I'm up now and it's still speedy.
I think we had some PICNIC problems earlier but all is well now.... cloud9:
Gubbed again...........I agree DS .........since that tablet......... noooo:
See, see, see! ^^^^^^
Oh, and fuck off ;)
happy001
I can't imagine that apc could even see the keyboard at 2am.... lol:
And if it WAS gubbed, how did he post, eh, EH??? whistle:
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Well I'm up now and it's still speedy.
I think we had some PICNIC problems earlier but all is well now.... cloud9:
Gubbed again...........I agree DS .........since that tablet......... noooo:
See, see, see! ^^^^^^
Oh, and fuck off ;)
happy001
I can't imagine that apc could even see the keyboard at 2am.... lol:
And if it WAS gubbed, how did he post, eh, EH??? whistle:
evil:............it was gubbed............ cussing:
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Well I'm up now and it's still speedy.
I think we had some PICNIC problems earlier but all is well now.... cloud9:
Gubbed again...........I agree DS .........since that tablet......... noooo:
See, see, see! ^^^^^^
Oh, and fuck off ;)
happy001
I can't imagine that apc could even see the keyboard at 2am.... lol:
And if it WAS gubbed, how did he post, eh, EH??? whistle:
evil:............it was gubbed............ cussing:
char048
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[Extremely rare serious mode] It tried to open pages for about ten minutes with no success [Extremely rare serious mode]
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Were you using an E-reader and not a laptop ?
Miss D seriously concerned JOM is getting befuddled ....must be the sickness noooo:
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[Extremely rare serious mode] It tried to open pages for about ten minutes with no success [Extremely rare serious mode]
::)
You have to put a forward slash to close the extremely rare serious mode.... noooo:
No wonder you couldn't manage to log-in....
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cussing: I'll just piss orf to the Mucky Duck next time ;)
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Were you using an E-reader and not a laptop ?
Miss D seriously concerned JOM is getting befuddled ....must be old age noooo:
Amended for accuracy Miss D. whistle:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
These issues should now be resolved. There was precedent for an upgrade to a core part of the service. Due to the nature of the issue, although it was resolved fairly quickly, recovery of the services unavoidably caused intermittent issues with some sites. We should not encounter these issues again. PLease get in touch if you have any further queries.
Kind Regards,
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Stewart Milby
Support
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WTF does that mean...? Shrugs:
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They haven't a clue noooo:
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Bullshit baffles brains?... noooo:
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They haven't a clue noooo:
Bit like me then... redface:
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Oh noes ...you are our gubberama superhero :thumbsup:
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Oh noes ...you are our gubberama superhero :thumbsup:
That's just his pants over his trousers when LL doesn't dress him......... noooo:
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She is still training him on the Alphabetti Spaghetti noooo:
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Guest 09:36:21 PM Viewing the board index of The Virtual Pub.
Guest 09:35:55 PM Viewing the topic Face stuffing in Wales.
JOM 09:35:03 PM Logging in to the forum.
Guest 09:34:16 PM Viewing the topic I'm going to Wembley!!.
Here we go... ::)
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Have you changed his password again.....just to help fuel his paranoia whistle:
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Have you changed his password again.....just to help fuel his paranoia whistle:
No... I left it as 'password'. I thought it would be easier for him to remember like.... noooo:
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You are actually too kind lol:
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You are actually too kind lol:
I know... It's one of my two virtues... modesty being the other.... whistle:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
Thanks for contacting support.
It looks like we had more issues with the server yesterday.
I have been advised that it was fixed at around 1.28 am this morning and they hope that this fix will resolve the problems for good.
Thanks
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David Mackay
Support Services
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Fingers crossed like.... :thumbsup:
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Gubbed again........ noooo:
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Back! :thumbsup:
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Very hit and miss at the moment.
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Very hit and miss at the moment.
Like BMs shooting......... noooo:
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Speedy-fast now! :thumbsup:
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How long for?
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How long for?
What time is it now...? rubschin:
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I think BM is taking bung to keep with the current service provider...he seem reluctant to change...
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I think BM is taking bung to keep with the current service provider...he seem reluctant to change...
I'm open to suggestions - this lot are shite.... noooo:
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You're the expert... ;)
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You're the expert... ;)
So I am... rubschin:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hello, apologies, we experienced a power outage in one of our racks and this affected several websites hosted here at Easyspace.
Everything should be back to normal now.
Please let us know if you are still having issues.
Regards
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Pat Reilly
Support Services
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::)
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Racks hardly sounds very technical rubschin:
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Racks hardly sounds very technical rubschin:
Dontcha just love women! ;D
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Bleedy slow again tonight ........... Banghead
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Appears OK here rubschin:
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Zippity do dah here :thumbsup:
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Quickity-speed all day yesterday here... and this morning like... :thumbsup:
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PICNIC noooo: whistle:
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Yes, those on the dark web went on one and left us alone prolly. scared2:
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Getting slow ... noooo: . Wouldn't complete my last post rubschin:
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Dragging its heels here too
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Slow, slow, quick, quick slow this morning... angry041:
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Giz a lend of one of yer quicks ~ I don't seem to have any today.
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Giz a lend of one of yer quicks ~ I don't seem to have any today.
I'll raise another ticket with the support people... ::)
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angry041:.......... noooo:
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Hello,
A staff member has replied to your question:
Hi,
We haven't had any reported issues with the server you are hosted on at this point in time and the site seems to be working fine.
If you have any further issues or the site goes down again please let us know.
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David Mackay
Support Services
cussing:
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Very hit n miss today........... noooo:
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Very hit n miss today........... noooo:
I know... happy100
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I blame all those selfish people wiv "Infinity" ...... using up the airwaves and all that. Leaves no space for the rest of us. cussing:
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I blame all those selfish people wiv "Infinity" ...... using up the airwaves and all that. Leaves no space for the rest of us. cussing:
Zakly! cussing:
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I blame all those selfish people wiv "Infinity" ...... using up the airwaves and all that. Leaves no space for the rest of us. cussing:
Zakly! cussing:
And the tablet users ......... evil:
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I blame all those selfish people wiv "Infinity" ...... using up the airwaves and all that. Leaves no space for the rest of us. cussing:
Zakly! cussing:
rubschin: Can we blame them for the weather as well?
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I blame all those selfish people wiv "Infinity" ...... using up the airwaves and all that. Leaves no space for the rest of us. cussing:
Zakly! cussing:
rubschin: Can we blame them for the weather as well?
Oh yes... angel1
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Got this today at 01.19....... I had no idea that anything had gone wrong..... prolly because the site, whilst still registered, was taken down a year ago.
This is a reason for outage regarding an unplanned disruption of hosting service you may have experienced.
At approximately 15:48PM on Monday 6th February we became aware of a Denial of Service attack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_of_Service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_of_Service)) affecting our Maidenhead hosting network. This includes some of our cPanel shared hosting and some dedicated and VDS servers. This would have resulted in services hosted in this facility appearing to be slow or, at times, unavailable. Services hosted in Milton Keynes or Equinix LD5 were unaffected.
As soon as our proactive monitoring systems alerted us to the issue we despatched an engineer to the datacentre who was on site within 5 minutes. We worked to mitigate the issue as quickly as possible and normal service was resumed at 16:24PM.
We pride ourselves on our uptime and strive for 100%, usually achieving that goal. However on this occasion the outage is deeply regrettable. We are working to further increase resiliency and capacity within our Maidenhead network, and already have plans in place to ensure that this cannot happen again.
Please accept our most sincere apologies for any inconvenience caused. Since we took over the running of Hostroute in July 2011, uptime and stability have been two of our highest priorities. We believe this to be the first disruption of service since our takeover.
Finally, during the outage we fielded hundreds of calls and support tickets, and were able to answer and respond to all of these quickly. If you have any feedback on how we handle issues such as this we would be very interested in hearing from you. We are always looking to improve the service we provide, and our updates during outages are an important part of that.
Kind Regards,
Regards,
The Team at Hostroute
However at least we know that some hosting services are on the ball. whistle:
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Got this today at 01.19....... I had no idea that anything had gone wrong..... prolly because the site, whilst still registered, was taken down a year ago.
This is a reason for outage regarding an unplanned disruption of hosting service you may have experienced.
At approximately 15:48PM on Monday 6th February we became aware of a Denial of Service attack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_of_Service (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_of_Service)) affecting our Maidenhead hosting network. This includes some of our cPanel shared hosting and some dedicated and VDS servers. This would have resulted in services hosted in this facility appearing to be slow or, at times, unavailable. Services hosted in Milton Keynes or Equinix LD5 were unaffected.
As soon as our proactive monitoring systems alerted us to the issue we despatched an engineer to the datacentre who was on site within 5 minutes. We worked to mitigate the issue as quickly as possible and normal service was resumed at 16:24PM.
We pride ourselves on our uptime and strive for 100%, usually achieving that goal. However on this occasion the outage is deeply regrettable. We are working to further increase resiliency and capacity within our Maidenhead network, and already have plans in place to ensure that this cannot happen again.
Please accept our most sincere apologies for any inconvenience caused. Since we took over the running of Hostroute in July 2011, uptime and stability have been two of our highest priorities. We believe this to be the first disruption of service since our takeover.
Finally, during the outage we fielded hundreds of calls and support tickets, and were able to answer and respond to all of these quickly. If you have any feedback on how we handle issues such as this we would be very interested in hearing from you. We are always looking to improve the service we provide, and our updates during outages are an important part of that.
Kind Regards,
Regards,
The Team at Hostroute
However at least we know that some hosting services are on the ball. whistle:
evil:
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point: point: point:
SORRY! redface:
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point: point: point:
SORRY! redface:
Forgiven... ;)
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Slower than a cold Sloth wading through treacle this morning. noooo:
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Working okay here... I'll check it out tho... ;)
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Gubbed again.......... noooo:
even the guests have buggered off.....
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Working okay here... I'll check it out tho... ;)
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OK here
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it is ok now.......
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Was playing up last night but fine this morning .
I think some ice was causing the levers to stick :thumbsup:
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Was playing up last night but fine this morning .
I think some ice was causing the levers to stick :thumbsup:
sad32:
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Just needed rodding through. :thumbsup:
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Soooooooooooooo slow here.......... evil:
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Like watching Arsenal... ;)
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Flying along here
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Speedy-quick here! :thumbsup:
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Painful noooo:
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It was painfuuly slow 2200 to gone midnight last night, more than five minutes to open a page. Quicker this morning, but still slow
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Speedy-fast.. :thumbsup:
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You still say it's no co-incidence that it is like wading through treacle when youare not around and speedy fast when you are ? rubschin:
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Not so bad here now.
As for:
You still say it's no co-incidence that it is like wading through treacle when you are not around and speedy fast when you are ? rubschin:
Sounds like he is blaming me. evil:
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Does doesn't it whistle:
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And the Wooden Spoon goes to .............. Miss D! happ096
I was happy in my blissful ignorance of his true feelings sad24:
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It's prolly cos he is threatened by your brilliance like :thumbsup:
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Most vegetables are more intelligent than BM noooo:
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That doesn't say much for me does it ...... sad24:
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Not so bad here now.
As for:
You still say it's no co-incidence that it is like wading through treacle when you are not around and speedy fast when you are ? rubschin:
Sounds like he is blaming me. evil:
Allways blame the dog. :thumbsup:
What is that smell anyway?
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A damp patch...
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Most vegetables are more intelligent than BM noooo:
Oi! evil: