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Title: Fooking SATS
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 02:50:22 PM

Right

Next week is SATS week (ask Wench)

Everyone is supposed to be wound up about this. It's a crock of shite. No benefit to the kids. Stats for Ed Balls.  evil:

I have just informed the skool that The Boy will not be there on Tuesday a.m. They were quite rough about it. Well fook off. He has passed 11+ and all this shite is for Ed Balls an=d gummant stats and that is all. So fook off!  evil:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 08, 2009, 03:06:05 PM

You tell 'em Nick.

My children's secondary school should have received their year 6 SATS scores to help them grade their position in the new intake. They never did and did it make any difference? Of course not.

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 03:19:02 PM

Quite!  evil:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2009, 03:23:00 PM

We don't have SATS in Wales ~ and the boys don't go to school anyway. whistle:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2009, 03:24:20 PM

Quite!

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Bar Wench on May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 PM

SATS suck. Mr Wench is in more of an arse than usual.

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 03:53:46 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 PM

SATS suck. Mr Wench is in more of an arse than usual.

Hard to imagine...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2009, 03:55:50 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 PM

SATS suck. Mr Wench is in more of an arse than usual.

I am sure he is also grateful for your unwavering support.

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 08:55:39 AM

Between SATS, his beloved football team missing promotion playoffs by one goal, the move of said team to new stadium, various aches and pains from the wii, me banning chocolate from the house etc etc etc etc etc he has been far worse to live with than usual.  noooo:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 09:08:06 AM

Banning chocolate from the house  eeek: - what madness is this ? noooo:

I hope you have a hidden supply stashed away somewhere  rubschin:

Isn't it time you had another holiday Wenchy - let him suffer alone  cloud9:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 09:09:13 AM

I suspect he suffers less when he is alone  whistle:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 09:13:21 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 09:08:06 AM

Banning chocolate from the house  eeek: - what madness is this ? noooo:

I hope you have a hidden supply stashed away somewhere  rubschin:

Isn't it time you had another holiday Wenchy - let him suffer alone  cloud9:

I'm packing him off to Wales for the weekend!  cloud9:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2009, 09:19:50 AM

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 09:13:21 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2009, 09:08:06 AM

Banning chocolate from the house  eeek: - what madness is this ? noooo:

I hope you have a hidden supply stashed away somewhere  rubschin:

Isn't it time you had another holiday Wenchy - let him suffer alone  cloud9:

I'm packing him off to Wales for the weekend!  cloud9:

Smart move  8)

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: tel on May 14, 2009, 09:21:34 AM

I am in the lovely position of not knowing/caring what SATs are.  lol:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2009, 09:41:36 AM

 happ096

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Bar Wench on May 14, 2009, 09:52:42 AM

Quote from: tel on May 14, 2009, 09:21:34 AM

I am in the lovely position of not knowing/caring what SATs are.  lol:

I wish I was.  sad24:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 16, 2009, 08:38:33 PM

I have read all of that and realised it has bugger all to with Tom Tom

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:42:55 PM

Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 16, 2009, 08:38:33 PM

I have read all of that and realised it has bugger all to with Tom Tom

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fooking SATS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 17, 2009, 09:30:45 AM

"I'm a little bit of a slow burner in terms of my thought process"