The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on May 08, 2009, 03:45:05 PM
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Right. I shalll be ready.
I will :
a/ Clean the toilet
b/ Clean the cats (just in case like)
c/ Air the guest (ooh get him) rooms
d/ Warn the neighbours (no, they can feck off)
and other stuff to make all feel welcome etc.
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Count me in. I shall bring a Party Seven cloud9:
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Count me in. I shall persuade Miss D it's a time-warp variant of Sunday Lunch whistle:
Shall bring various frozen Asda ready meals confused:
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Can we all wear swimming trunks? etc.
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No Speedo's though eeek:
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As a party food type centre piece I thought I would get a half a grapefruit and and some cocktail sticks then put some alternating cheese and pineapple chunks on said sticks, then use them to decorate the half grapefruit to create a sort of hedgehog effect. What do you think?
I am prepared to supply cheese balls.
Also, I will download some Demis Rousoss records by fat Greek blokes..
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No Speedo's though eeek:
Says the traumatised lady noooo:
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What is all this talk of leisure wear? rubschin:
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So, Nick in a Mankini would be ok? shocked003
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It suits me angel1
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So, Nick in a Mankini would be ok? shocked003
I may have to call the police before anyone turns up! eeek:
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Miss D will be parading eyes:
Her burns will require vaseline noooo:
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It suits me angel1
I bet it doesn't. noooo:
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Bring your own vasleline.
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Boys party is it? whistle: Do I have to wear a sailor suit?
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Boys party is it? whistle: Do I have to wear a sailor suit?
You wear what you want young Snoops. Cut loose! lol:
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Hey hey party time please count me in..Not sure bout the Speedos though
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I get back to Blighty on the 19th... will the party still be going then like...? razz:
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I get back to Blighty on the 19th... will the party still be going then like...? razz:
No. noooo:
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I get back to Blighty on the 19th... will the party still be going then like...? razz:
No. noooo:
sad24:
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We can take pictures, like
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We can take pictures, like
Yes please... sad24:
rubschin:
Perhaps we could have another mahoosive party when I get there... in London like...? razz:
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We can take pictures, like
Yes please... sad24:
rubschin:
Perhaps we could have another mahoosive party when I get there... in London like...? razz:
See you under the clock at Waterloo then. whistle:
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We can take pictures, like
Yes please... sad24:
rubschin:
Perhaps we could have another mahoosive party when I get there... in London like...? razz:
See you under the clock at Waterloo then. whistle:
perfect... happy088
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Barman invites whole pub to a party in London. Free bar. Dancing.
Most generous
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Barman invites whole pub to a party in London. Free bar. Dancing.
Most generous
eeek:
noooo:
I'll buy you a pint like... whistle:
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I see that I may be in INverness that day evil:
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I see that I may be in INverness that day evil:
I'll be there for two weeks... don't return to Cyprus 'til June 2nd... the day after my birthday like... whistle:
On June 1st like... my birthday I mean....
Every year... June 1st... whistle:
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According to LL you've already had your birthday present whistle:
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I think I may be in Edinburgh that day
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According to LL you've already had your birthday present whistle:
Was it anything expensive?
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According to LL you've already had your birthday present whistle:
Was it anything expensive?
My new projector...
She'll have forgotten by June tho... whistle:
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Same birthday as my daughter ~ so that rules me out .......... Family first and all that shite like.
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According to LL you've already had your birthday present whistle:
Was it anything expensive?
My new projector...
She'll have forgotten by June tho... whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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So where will you be staying then? Somewhere in Surrey or in London?
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Neither. A hotel in Edinburgh ::)
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Bring me back some Edinburgh Rock then ~ lovely stuff.
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Is BM going to Edinburgh? Strange coincidence, like rubschin:
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So where will you be staying then? Somewhere in Surrey or in London?
Windsor and Epsom...
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London then
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Yes... I shall be wearing a mask like...
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To escape capture?
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To escape capture?
Yes... a Burkah in fact...
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Oi! Never mind that foreign roof diver!
Back to MY party!
I am downloading Nana Mousko musta that foreign bint with the big bins records.
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Oi! Never mind that foreign roof diver!
Back to MY party!
I am downloading Nana Mousko musta that foreign bint with the big bins records.
Don't bother... noooo:
They'll all be too busy preparing for my party probleee.... cloud9:
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Just a word of warning TG don't provide your guests with party blowers ...some people have been known to cause havoc with such devices whistle:
As for your choice of musak ....that is hardly going to get your party swinging now is it lol:
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Nothing wrong with Nana
mosk moose thing
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Nothing wrong with Nana mosk moose thing
and your parties are renowned for what exactly rubschin:
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No one can ever remember noooo:
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I recall ~ Exploding Microwaves, Dead Badgers and Fox shit on the door step. whistle:
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No one can ever remember noooo:
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So where will you be staying then? Somewhere in Surrey or in London?
Windsor and Epsom...
Now is that two locations or somewhere on the border like? If I am travelling and can manage a meet I need some clues.
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So where will you be staying then? Somewhere in Surrey or in London?
Windsor and Epsom...
Now is that two locations or somewhere on the border like? If I am travelling and can manage a meet I need some clues.
More likely to be Epsom although I'll be spending more time in Windsor...
So who is up for it like...?
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Dunno if I can manage Leicester on the 16th and Epsom a week later ~ You're here for two weeks you say ..... well the 1st June is out as previously stated but maybe .................................... rubschin: Leave it with me for a day or two.
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BM could hire a big hall somewhere convenient, like. Like, um, Sheffield
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Why a big hall? ~ There are not that many of us.
And NEVER Sheffield ~ It may be convenient from here but SWUTHTBO came from there and all her rellies still live there. I give it a wide berth.
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We could all bring friends angel1
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Richmond would be nice ~ or Kew
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Hang on ~ why should we all dash down South ~ make the bugger come oop t'north. evil:
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That's what I suggested ::)
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That's what I suggested ::)
But not Sheffield! They don't even have an airport!!
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More likely to be Epsom although I'll be spending more time in Windsor...
So who is up for it like...?
What see you again so soon eeek:
Anyway - you were bored of me evil:
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I'll bring a crate of Zivaner and a Cypriot goat - oh no I won't he doesn't arrive in the UK until the 19th whistle: whistle: whistle:
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I'll bring a crate of Zivaner
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Is that for you and BM to drink I hope scared2:
and a Cypriot goat - oh no I won't he doesn't arrive in the UK until the 19th whistle: whistle: whistle:
lol:
Have you got his pet passport up to date rubschin:
Good to see you here lovely lady cloud9:
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I'll bring a crate of Zivaner
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Is that for you and BM to drink I hope scared2:
and a Cypriot goat - oh no I won't he doesn't arrive in the UK until the 19th whistle: whistle: whistle:
lol:
Have you got his pet passport up to date rubschin:
Good to see you here lovely lady cloud9:
Creep... noooo:
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Party preparations proceed apace.
I can only afford one cheese and pineapple hedgehog so if you need more then bring your own tins of pineapple, cheese, cocktail sticks and grapefruit (or small mango if we go posh like).
Blokes, dont forget to bring booze and wimmin. Wimmin, don't forget booze and more wimmin.
Plenty of parking round here. Does anyone need meeting at the station?
Shall we say a 7pm start? Feel free to be fashionably late! happy088
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Do you need any dips ?
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Darwins Selection will be bringing the sheep dip.
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And Snoop is bringing the sheep
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Do you need any dips ?
Oooh! You posh people!
We may need summat to dip in the dip. rubschin:
Pork scratchings? Pickled eggs? Fried eggs?
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Fingers?
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noooo:
Breadsticks
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They break too easily noooo:
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I would suggest you need a more gentle touch ;)
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rubschin:
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Ahem...
How about my party like...?
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You haven't sort out a date yet like noooo:
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I would suggest you need a more gentle touch ;)
This is Nick we are tallking about Miss D. He could have a touch as light as a feather and still break them. whistle:
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Ahem...
How about my party like...?
Have you hired the hall in Sheffield yet?
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Ahem...
How about my party like...?
Have you hired the hall in Sheffield yet?
::)
It won't be in Sheffield... noooo:
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Windsor Castle? (Dungeons, so you feel at home like)
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Windsor Castle? (Dungeons, so you feel at home like)
Windsor or Epsom...
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I can only make it if it is on the waterloo/victoria line. redface:
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Why?
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Windsor Castle? (Dungeons, so you feel at home like)
Windsor or Epsom...
Is that a choice?
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Windsor Castle? (Dungeons, so you feel at home like)
Windsor or Epsom...
Where and when man - we will need to start checking diaries and stuff whistle:
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I can only make it if it is on the waterloo/victoria line. redface:
Ahem. Leicester is not on the tube system. angry041:
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Are you going to provide a coach from London then rubschin:
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I can only make it if it is on the waterloo/victoria line. redface:
Ahem. Leicester is not on the tube system. angry041:
It's outside the M25!>!>!?!?!?!? eeek: scared2: eeek: There be dragons there!*!*!*!*!*!*
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That's Wales! noooo:
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I can only make it if it is on the waterloo/victoria line. redface:
Ahem. Leicester is not on the tube system. angry041:
It's outside the M25!>!>!?!?!?!? eeek: scared2: eeek: There be dragons there!*!*!*!*!*!*
She's away for the weekend.
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I can only make it if it is on the waterloo/victoria line. redface:
Ahem. Leicester is not on the tube system. angry041:
We all thought the party was at Leicester Square. whistle:
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She's away for the weekend.
That's what you think - this is going to be a surprise party whistle:
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Mrs Nick is away (Libya) for a weekend at the end of the month. Maybe I should do a party too rubschin:
With dancing and stuff.
Anyone know any nurses?
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Well ~ There's always Grumpmeister rubschin:
Perhaps we should "Bring our own"
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I haven';t got my own nurse sad24:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Pick a date...
Not the 19th or 20th of May... not the 23rd, 24th or 25th and not after the 30th...
OK?
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What about the 29th as is a Friday and may be more convenient for some Shrugs:
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28th? Pay day and Mr Wench is out so I have a free pass.
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And 29th is her IKEA night noooo:
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whistle:
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2 votes. Should be a cheap party noooo:
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evil:
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2 votes. Should be a cheap party noooo:
Least they are on the same day like... noooo:
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I haven';t got my own nurse sad24:
Well ~ There's always Grumpmeister rubschin:
Well the good news is that I know plenty, unfortunately their other halves would be less than impressed if I shanghaied them for a party and Nick towers lol:
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I could lay on all kinds of surprises for them angel1
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2 votes. Should be a cheap party noooo:
Least they are on the same day like... noooo:
Is it an excuse to go shopping for a new frock like cloud9:
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If BM needs one, then why not
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I could lay on all kinds of surprises for them angel1
Why don't you have your party on the same night to and then we can compare and contrast the next morning...and that way I also don't miss out on any goss 8)
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Mrs Nick is leaving on the eve of the 29th rubschin:
And your train fare up here would be quite cheap rubschin:
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Mrs Nick is leaving on the eve of the 29th rubschin:
And your train fare up here would be quite cheap rubschin:
I think you'll find she is going to my party! evil:
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We could all go to TG's party ~ it is in the middle like
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We could all go to TG's party ~ it is in the middle like
I won't be there! Banghead
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We could all go to TG's party ~ it is in the middle like
A career in the UN awaits lol:
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We could all go to TG's party ~ it is in the middle like
I won't be there! Banghead
Come early ~ I'm sure it won't be the first time whistle:
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We could all go to TG's party ~ it is in the middle like
I won't be there! Banghead
Come early ~ I'm sure it won't be the first time whistle:
redface: That was stress.... noooo:
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We could all go to TG's party ~ it is in the middle like
I won't be there! Banghead
Come early ~ I'm sure it won't be the first time whistle:
redface: That was stress.... noooo:
Ah ~ the old "Build up of tension" excuse ~ used it myself I must confess.
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Is there something you two need to come clean about eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I could lay on all kinds of surprises for them angel1
Given the kind of accidents you tend to have I can believe that. point:
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Is there something you two need to come clean about eeek: eeek: eeek:
[snigger] redface:
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Is there something you two need to come clean about eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nothing that an apology, a ciggy and a glass of bubbly won't cure. whistle:
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You are an MP and I claim my £5
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Is there something you two need to come clean about eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nothing that an apology, a ciggy and a glass of bubbly won't cure. whistle:
A drunk sorry fag noooo:
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I could invite that MILF to my party like rubschin: And tell her the wrong night, like
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I could invite that MILF to my party like rubschin: And tell her the wrong night, like
and puncture her tyres ( again !!!! ) whistle:
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Is there something you two need to come clean about eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nothing that an apology, a ciggy and a glass of bubbly won't cure. whistle:
A drunk sorry fag noooo:
Who are you calling a drunk sorry fag?
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Not you of course cloud9:
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It's true!! ON Chrome Miss D starts out enormous then shrinks. No wonder Wenchy prefers it
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Tis not just me though noooo:
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No it is a feature of the new, improved board that BM is aware of (as you would see if you read his excellent explanation of the problems).
Work is, he assures us, ongoing to resolve this and other minor problems.
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Shower not fixed yet, then? noooo:
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Work is, he assures us, ongoing to resolve this and other minor problems.
Translation: BM hasn't read that chapter in 'Websites for Dummies' yet. whistle:
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Shower not fixed yet, then? noooo:
I have to say, sceptical though I was about the shower, it was in fact lovely and well done - therefore I have every confidence that my over inflated avatar issue will also be eventually sorted out to everyone's relief
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We shall all send salad angel1
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Shower not fixed yet, then? noooo:
I have to say, sceptical though I was about the shower, it was in fact lovely and well done - therefore I have every confidence that my over inflated avatar issue will also be eventually sorted out to everyone's relief
cloud9:
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Miss D has been bribed in some way rubschin:
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Miss D has been bribed in some way rubschin:
Nicholas - what a scurrilous accusation......however I am going back whistle:
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Only wimmin call me Nicholas scared2:
ANd only when I am in trouble scared2:
Except for Mrs Nick of course, who just cuffs me sad24:
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Only wimmin call me Nicholas scared2:
ANd only when I am in trouble scared2:
Except for Mrs Nick of course, who just cuffs me sad24:
But you are always in trouble... ::)
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sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Except for Mrs Nick of course, who just cuffs me sad24:
To a radiator in a room far away from anything you can break or blow up. point:
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Shower not fixed yet, then? noooo:
I have to say, sceptical though I was about the shower, it was in fact lovely and well done -
Yes we all agree there really.
The only real problem BM had was waterproofing the CCTV camera.
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eeek:
He said it was just decorative ;D
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That's probably his codename for the website Miss D. whistle:
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Ok then, what's happening?
Where and when?
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Well the 29th looks like the popular vote ...
as for where and what time Shrugs:
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Have the invites not been sent yet?
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They would have been if LL was organising this ...however whistle:
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Have the invites not been sent yet?
I have been rushing for the post every morning. noooo: sad24:
A bit like Snoopy I suppose.
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Fear not. As I happen to have BM's bank account details ( whistle:) I have booked a splendid venue in Windsor with a free bar and outside caterers. Room for 50 with karaoke and everything. 7.30 till late. PM BM for details.
Bring wimmin (he says)
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Wot kind?
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Booby type ::)
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Leggy type.
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noooo:
How many women are likely to turn up without either of those Shrugs:
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Arsey type?
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Leggy type.
Are you coming Uncle...? ;D
Somewhere that sells mild then... in half pint glasses 'with a handle'... rubschin:
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Arsey type?
Shouldn't be a problem lol:
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Thought not whistle:
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I am still no wiser.
I shall retire for a Youngs with TMR. smile:
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Have the invites not been sent yet?
I have been rushing for the post every morning. noooo: sad24:
A bit like Snoopy I suppose.
B@st@rd Postmen are getting too quick for me these days ~ they are out of the gate before I can get a good grip with my teeth on their trouser legs.
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I can only make it if it is on the waterloo/victoria line. redface:
Ahem. Leicester is not on the tube system. angry041:
It's outside the M25!>!>!?!?!?!? eeek: scared2: eeek: There be dragons there!*!*!*!*!*!*
She's away for the weekend.
Yes darling but she is here, keeping a eye on things from afar.....
also i am very tired so that makes me a bit grouchy because i never got to bed till 415am an up at 9, so may be bit tetchy... Banghead
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Party cancelled then...? whistle:
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He still hasn't told me where it is being held. I absolutely refuse to spend today wandering the streets of Leicester, carrying a six pack and nibbles whilst listening out for the sounds of The Village People echoing from an open window. angry041:
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He still hasn't told me where it is being held.
Bit like BM's then ...must be a man thing whistle:
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Not all men are the same eyes:
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it's like getting ready for Bilbo Baggins eleventy first here. Still it will all be worth while I'm sure. cloud9:
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Not all men are the same eyes:
I haven't done a comprehensive enough survey yet to support that statement lol:
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He still hasn't told me where it is being held. I absolutely refuse to spend today wandering the streets of Leicester, carrying a six pack and nibbles whilst listening out for the sounds of The Village People echoing from an open window. angry041:
I said I would PM the postcode if anyone PM'd me for it.
No-one PM'd me for it did they? No ones going to turn up are they? sad24:
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Bring the party to London ....we will make the effort ..especially if you have food cloud9:
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He still hasn't told me where it is being held. I absolutely refuse to spend today wandering the streets of Leicester, carrying a six pack and nibbles whilst listening out for the sounds of The Village People echoing from an open window. angry041:
I said I would PM the postcode if anyone PM'd me for it.
What F*ing good is the Post Code? I don't do Sat Nav noooo: Have you ever tried asking a policeman for directions to S012 6TH? Banghead
I made that one up before anyone tells me it isn't a Leicester Post Code
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No ones going to turn up are they? sad24:
You should have added a poll to the thread like... whistle:
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Think he's suffering a bit from his thread being hijacked whistle:
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I have consistently said I would go if he told me where his party was ~ he hasn't. It is now too late for me to get there in time ~ even if I am to be "fashionably late" Banghead
I am beginning to think he didn't want me there sad24:
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Go, ahem, virtually ;)
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I'm not one to push myself forward where I know I am not wanted sad24:
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It's the same with the Hijacker's party ~ Londoncentric again ....... and HE won't tell me where it is to happen either. cry:
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We could start getting a complex noooo:
It's a good job I never believe anything a bloke tells me they are going to do lol: lol: lol:
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Oooooooo! How cynical we have become ~ were we like this before we encountered the Barman?
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Think he's suffering a bit from his thread being hijacked whistle:
Indeed. I have gone well mardy arsed here. angry041:
But Nil Desparandum.
Leicester Tigers kick off at 5.30 in the final so I shall listen to that while force feeding the cats cheese and pineapple.
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Think he's suffering a bit from his thread being hijacked whistle:
Indeed. I have gone well mardy arsed here. angry041:
But Nil Desparandum.
Leicester Tigers kick off at 5.30 in the final so I shall listen to that while force feeding the cats cheese and pineapple.
Yay!!!!! He lives! ;D ~ Mine's a large one razz:
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Think he's suffering a bit from his thread being hijacked whistle:
Indeed. I have gone well mardy arsed here. angry041:
But Nil Desparandum.
Leicester Tigers kick off at 5.30 in the final so I shall listen to that while force feeding the cats cheese and pineapple.
Yay!!!!! He lives! ;D ~ Mine's a large one razz:
Careful... you might get a large pineapple! lol:
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I'm starving ~ come on TG get the grub served
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Hows the party going TG
Regular updates - remember that - it's in the contract
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Hows the party going TG
Regular updates - remember that - it's in the contract
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Oh dear... he looks a bit tired... noooo:
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TG surprised by Bulgarian entry!
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TG surprised by Bulgarian entry!
happy001
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TG surprised by Bulgarian entry!
happ096
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To be honest I'm virtually knackered after that TG ~ what exactly was in that bowl on the kitchen floor? sick2:
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To be honest I'm virtually knackered after that TG ~ what exactly was in that bowl on the kitchen floor? sick2:
The spittoon...? rubschin:
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I hope he's got up early this morning to clean up all the mess.
Those discarded cocktail sticks can turn up anywhere eeek:
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Okay, a decision has been made. ;D
My party will definitely be in Epsom on the 29th...
In a pub like, as yet unspecified... redface:
I will be bringing my good self, LL, Miss Piggy and possibly Miss piggy's husband.
Suggestions for a suitable pub will be greatly appreciated...
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And near a train station please .... for those of us not driving rubschin:
What time Shrugs:
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And near a train station please .... for those of us not driving rubschin:
What time Shrugs:
Oh bloody hell - do I have to think of everything? ::)
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And so far you have just confirmed the date ...which was via a poll Shrugs:
I know you have worked tirelessly on this big birthday bash of yours but a few more details wouldn't go amiss noooo:
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I shall not be going due to me being a mardy aresed git.
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And so far you have just confirmed the date ...which was via a poll Shrugs:
I know you have worked tirelessly on this big birthday bash of yours but a few more details wouldn't go amiss noooo:
I dunno... what time would be good for people...? Shrugs:
Seven perhaps...?
Seven o'clock on the 29th at some pub in Epsom...
Bring presents... ;)
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Can I claim travel expenses and a second home allowance for the night? whistle:
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I'm sure BM would be only too happy to put you up for the night eyes:
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I'm sure BM would be only too happy to put you up for the night eyes:
No need, plenty of accommodation locally.
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I'm sure BM would be only too happy to put you up for the night eyes:
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I'm sure BM would be only too happy to put you up for the night eyes:
No need, plenty of accommodation locally.
http://tinyurl.com/pbbtl7
lol: lol: lol:
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Can I claim travel expenses and a second home allowance for the night? whistle:
Of course you can! ;D
Not from me tho... noooo:
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Can I claim travel expenses and a second home allowance for the night? whistle:
Of course you can! ;D
Not from me tho... noooo:
Not even an old blanket in the corner of your room? sad24:
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I think I might come. I could bring my magic tricks
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Can I claim travel expenses and a second home allowance for the night? whistle:
Of course you can! ;D
Not from me tho... noooo:
Not even an old blanket in the corner of your room? sad24:
noooo:
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I think I might come. I could bring my magic tricks
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I think I might come. I could bring my magic rug
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I think I might come. I could bring my magic rug
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lol: lol: lol:
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I can do that sawing people in half one angel1 It almost always turns out a treat
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I can do that sawing people in half one angel1 It almost always turns out a treat
Who would you start with like...? rubschin:
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LL would be a challenge. Miss D could wear a spangley bikini
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LL would be a challenge. Miss D could wear a spangley bikini
LL... rubschin:
And it mostly works you say...? eveilgrin:
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Yes, mostly like. Actually the sawing in half bit always werks.
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LL would be a challenge. Miss D could wear a spangley bikini
Miss D could also slice you in half eveilgrin:
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Yes, mostly like. Actually the sawing in half bit always werks.
Excellent! 100% guaranteed to work... I like that... cloud9:
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We might need a mop
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We might need a mop
A mop you say...? rubschin:
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Moving on to the drink up on the 29th
WHERE ARE WE GOING ????????????????????????
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Moving on to the drink up on the 29th
WHERE ARE WE GOING ????????????????????????
I dunno yet...
I'm seeing Miss Piggy later - I figured I'd get the low down on the best pubs in Epsom then and post it up here...
Can't we just settle for 'a pub in Epsom' for now... for the sake of travel arrangements like...? ::)
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Somewhere in Epsom at BM's insistence ~ I assume he doesn't "travel well".
BM is selecting a venue and has promised an answer by tomorrow. I have booked my hotel room in Epsom so we are NOT moving the event to Central anywhere else evil:
He has been given a choice of several pubs convenient to the town centre/railway station etc. The requirements are that they do not require the men to dress in ties/suits etc, that it is not "rough", that they do food (On a Friday evening without booking Hahahahaha) and, from BM, the booze has to be cheap!
Shouldn't take him more than a week to sort out should it? rubschin:
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So I will just trawl round Epsom on a Friday night looking for a party - sounds fair enough lol:
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Think I suggested the Marquis on the other thread. Suitably shabby, does food and also real ale.
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Don't tell me ~ try explaining to Jack Benny that booze costs more in the UK than in Cyprus. ::)
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Wouldn't worry, LL is very free with his wallet! cloud9:
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Somehow I had the feeling that would be the case. lol:
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So who else is going to be there then?
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Think I suggested the Marquis on the other thread. Suitably shabby, does food and also real ale.
I thought that place we went before (I can't remember the name) was hyper-expensive and they didn't do real ale... I came over all queer when I got the drinks in... noooo:
Where is the Marquis in relation to that...?
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Think I suggested the Marquis on the other thread. Suitably shabby, does food and also real ale.
I thought that place we went before (I can't remember the name) was hyper-expensive and they didn't do real ale... I came over all queer when I got the drinks in... noooo:
Where is the Marquis in relation to that...?
Largely depends on who drinks what.
Beer is around £2.50 a pint everywhere these days ~ special offer prices excepted and drinking wine in pubs has always cost the earth.
Even here in the darkness of North West Wales I paid £2.75 for a small bottle of Stella in a Little Chef recently and a round of drinks for lil bruvver and me gets no change out of a fiver in any pub around here. If we have my wife and kids in tow then three cokes and a half of best (her preferred tipple unless she is in a Scotch mood) will take that over £10 and £12 if the kids want crisps.
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I don't drink beer ...hope that helps lol:
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That's why I only mentioned that wine prices in pubs are high.
It does irritate me TBH. I know what they pay for it and they are making 600% on each bottle minimum.
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This was more of a poncy wine-bar emporium... I'd have been delighted to pay £2.75 for a beer... noooo:
And Wenchy 'forgot' her purse... so I had ro pay for her too like.... whistle:
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Think I suggested the Marquis on the other thread. Suitably shabby, does food and also real ale.
I thought that place we went before (I can't remember the name) was hyper-expensive and they didn't do real ale... I came over all queer when I got the drinks in... noooo:
Where is the Marquis in relation to that...?
Think Miss Piggy said she and Mr Piggy went in there sometimes. Is sort of on the corner near the haberdashers. Sort of opposite Weatherspoons. In fact there are two or three pubs at that end that I think would be more your sort of place.
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This was more of a poncy wine-bar emporium... I'd have been delighted to pay £2.75 for a beer... noooo:
And Wenchy 'forgot' her purse... so I had ro pay for her too like.... whistle:
I tried to get a round in! redface:
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This was more of a poncy wine-bar emporium... I'd have been delighted to pay £2.75 for a beer... noooo:
And Wenchy 'forgot' her purse... so I had ro pay for her too like.... whistle:
I tried to get a round in! redface:
Of course... ::)
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I'm sure a whip would be much more appropriate if it is to be a larger group whistle:
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I'm sure a whip would be much more appropriate if it is to be a larger group whistle:
Or an axe...? rubschin:
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Without your purse noooo:
Mr Wench teaches you well eveilgrin:
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I am sure BM actually enjoyed doing the gentlemanly thing and paying for you Wenchy. ;)
Yes a "pot" is often the easiest way ~ for those that drink. Me? I can make a pint last all bloody night 'cos if it doesn't I have to drink that non alcoholic crap.
That does not mean I do not enjoy myself ~ but my days of getting .....errrrrr....... shit faced are long over.
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Without your purse noooo:
Mr Wench teaches you well eveilgrin:
Well are you going to be there or not? evil:
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Nope. Mrs Nick is hob nobbing with
Mr Gadha Colonel Qad Colonel Quadh in Libya that weekend
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I am sure BM actually enjoyed doing the gentlemanly thing and paying for you Wenchy. ;)
Yes a "pot" is often the easiest way ~ for those that drink. Me? I can make a pint last all bloody night 'cos if it doesn't I have to drink that non alcoholic crap.
That does not mean I do not enjoy myself ~ but my days of getting .....errrrrr....... shit faced are long over.
I don't drink much either angel1
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Nope. Mrs Nick is hob nobbing with Mr Gadha Colonel Qad Colonel Quadh in Libya that weekend
Shame ~ shall I call round for your contribution or will you post it?
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The cheque is in the post!! Orange Squash all round!!
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That'll be orange squash or part thereof I guess lol:
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Nope. Mrs Nick is hob nobbing with Mr Gadha Colonel Qad Colonel Quadh in Libya that weekend
Shame ~ shall I call round for your contribution or will you post it?
Do you accept luncheon vouchers ?
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Nope. Mrs Nick is hob nobbing with Mr Gadha Colonel Qad Colonel Quadh in Libya that weekend
Shame ~ shall I call round for your contribution or will you post it?
Do you accept luncheon vouchers ?
Kerist ~ Do they still exist? eeek:
I thought they died out with Green Shield stamps
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Miss D has some from 1978. They are, I am sure, still valid angel1
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So who else is going to be there then?
Is either Tel or TMR going to be gracing us with their presence ????
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So who else is going to be there then?
Is either Tel or TMR going to be gracing us with their presence ????
Shrugs:
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An I late?
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No ~ you are not late ..... you have until 7pm Friday next to get yourself to Epsom
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Pay out a long piece of string behind you ..... whistle: