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Title: The patriot micro chip
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 15, 2009, 11:33:09 AM

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
 
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
 
When properly installed, it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
 
 
 

It comes in various sizes:




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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,



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Title: Re: The patriot micro chip
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2009, 12:22:42 PM

 whatimage:

Title: Re: The patriot micro chip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2009, 12:23:35 PM

I can see it  8)

Title: Re: The patriot micro chip
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 15, 2009, 12:31:29 PM

Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2009, 12:22:42 PM

whatimage:

Tried pressing F5?

Title: Re: The patriot micro chip
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2009, 12:32:54 PM

I can see it now...  cloud9: