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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 04:36:47 PM
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We all have them. Hence my Swine Flu panic of the other day. Can we have a new thread of our regular or daily symptoms?
1. Headache
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There's no mentions of women's problems in your poll ...or would that make the list too exhaustive lol:
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Perhaps your mask is too tight, Nick
No symptoms here other than disappearing cash syndrome cry:
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There's no mentions of women's problems in your poll ...or would that make the list too exhaustive lol:
Added
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What about paranoia / depression / addictions ????????????????????
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Added ::)
Though not sure that is a symptom. One wants to respect the dignity of the thread angel1
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I'm enjoying this lol:
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Bonkers, then ::)
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Yep.........only 8 days of the week though lol:
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So far no one's feeling a bit Ginger Beer, that's a relief.
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No one's feeling anything are they ? - lethargy could be a much bigger problem lol:
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The problem with this thread is you are not allowed to feel different things on different days noooo: - Mondays symptoms are likely to vary hugely to Friday's ones ...
Once you have cast your vote you are doomed to feel like that for eternity sad24:
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It is one of the many defects of the Pub noooo:
You could publish your daily symptom in a message though, or I could start a new thread, like
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I can reset the poll!! doh:
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I can reset the poll!! doh:
Excellent idea...
Reset the poll every morning...
Then we can log-in and: -
1) Click on our symptoms
2) Fill in the weather
3) Update last night's meal
At last, a reason for living! cloud9:
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I can reset the poll!! doh:
Excellent idea...
Reset the poll every morning...
Then we can log-in and: -
1) Click on our symptoms
2) Fill in the weather
3) Update last night's meal
At last, a reason for living! cloud9:
We could even get scientific like and look at correlations between the three daily reports!!
e.g. Scorchio, Collapso, Stiffness/Hangover
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I can reset the poll!! doh:
Excellent idea...
Reset the poll every morning...
Then we can log-in and: -
1) Click on our symptoms
2) Fill in the weather
3) Update last night's meal
At last, a reason for living! cloud9:
We could even get scientific like and look at correlations between the three daily reports!!
e.g. Scorchio, Collapso, Stiffness/Hangover
Indeed...
Any other essential information we should be requesting...?
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Such as? rubschin:
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Vital statistics whistle:
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Vital statistics whistle:
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Stuff that changes on a day-to-day basis... and would therefore be interesting to the other pubbers... like, er.... um.... stuff... Shrugs:
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Well we have covered climatic environment, food and collapso intake and illness. Domestic disasters are well covered almost everywhere else, along with Gummant incompetence.
I think all of human life is here. Unless we introduce a Shagometer thread, like
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Bowel movements perhaps...?
A poll could cover that quite nicely...
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I had discounted that one, but if you feel you must..... whistle:
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Please don't ....honestly no one would be interested in that noooo:
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I had discounted that one, but if you feel you must..... whistle:
I defer to your greater experience...
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I agree, but BM seems to think it merits a thread, with votes and everything, like. It may be the Tarrango talking noooo:
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It would be interesting to see a correlation between illness, collapso, the weather, curry intake and the state of one's poo...
...or perhaps not... rubschin:
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It would be interesting to see a correlation between illness, collapso, the weather, curry intake and the state of one's poo...
...or perhaps not... rubschin:
I will save you hours of wasted research..
Too much intake of collapso, with a curry combo in hot weather = an excess of excrement , fired under pressure and with noxious odours making you feel quite nauseous
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It would be interesting to see a correlation between illness, collapso, the weather, curry intake and the state of one's poo...
...or perhaps not... rubschin:
I will save you hours of wasted research..
Too much intake of collapso, with a curry combo in hot weather = an excess of excrement , fired under pressure and with noxious odours making you feel quite nauseous
You paint an endearing image... noooo:
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Where is Growler anyhoo?
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At a guess:
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Well based on Miss D's observations he could well be in orbit eeek:
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To be serious for a minute ~ did he not mention, a few posts ago, that he was planning a trip to Germany with Growler Junior? I can't remember when he said they were going but ............
It is also GCSE time so if his house is anything like this one ............ we are going through all hell here and there is still another two weeks to go I gather.
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He was only going for the weekend!
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Well maybe he is busy or maybe you have upset him again. He's your friend and neighbour. Pop round and see the old chap. He maybe needs some company or an apology
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Spoke to him recently. He is a bit preoccupied
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With?
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Life
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Banghead
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He's dangling carrots again Wenchy noooo:
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I don't think I could face another carrot. noooo:
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Mr Wench been reading his mags, eh? eyes:
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No dear. Salad related dear.
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Ah yes. How much weight have you lost so far?
Popcorn:
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Lots!!!! cloud9:
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Where's it gone then?
And where from?
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It's just melted away! cloud9:
From everywhere! cloud9:
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eeek:
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cloud9:
Have to go and buy new clothes at the weekend! cloud9:
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Just boil yer old ones, like (Top Tip)
I do that to mine and then they fit Size 8 Mrs Nick happy088
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That'll be her shoe size will it?
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No, that's 3
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Same sizes as my ex then ~ she too was a shortarse.
No clothes ever fitted her to her satisfaction. Too long in the sleeve, too long in the leg, too small in the bust, too big in the waist etc.
Whichever bit fitted another didn't. Shoes were a bugger too as she really wanted a two and a half but then you are really into kids shoes and they tend not to come with 4 inch heels.
Mrs S#2 is size ten or twelve depending on where she shops. Shoe size 5 or 6 again depends on make. BUT being 5'10" she finds most things too short in the sleeve and the leg.
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cloud9:
Have to go and buy new clothes at the weekend! cloud9:
I see no one else has bothered to comment or congratulate you publicly noooo: - well done you that is fantastic happy088.
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cloud9:
Have to go and buy new clothes at the weekend! cloud9:
I see no one else has bothered to comment or congratulate you noooo: - well done you that is fantastic happy088.
Make not assumptions Miss D~ I have already commented, privately.
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Noted and amended whistle:
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Seriously I think the girl has done fantastically well. Wish I could shed some weight but it just keeps going on. Mentioned it to the diabetic clinic and they said "stop taking the medications as they pile weight on you but check you blood sugar levels thrice daily and keep a record of which way they go". Needless to say the blood sugars shot up and up and up so they said restart the medications or you're a dead duck. Given the options I felt being too fat was the better choice.
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I have a pic I need to post angel1
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I have a pic I need to post angel1
Link to it like...
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VP Wimmin slim down for their hols
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Fat%20girl%20in%20bikini/Mongo420/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/Fat%20girl%20in%20bikini/Mongo420/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg)
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Bowel department... surrender:
Too much real ale perhaps... rubschin:
Nah, you can't have too much real ale! razz:
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Bowel department...
Thought you seemed unusually talkative lately BM whistle:
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Bowel department...
Thought you seemed unusually talkative lately BM whistle:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
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VP Wimmin slim down for their hols
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Fat%20girl%20in%20bikini/Mongo420/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/Fat%20girl%20in%20bikini/Mongo420/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg)
I'm the blonde one, didn't know that you had been spying on us Nick. noooo:
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There's just no privacy anymore Miss C - we can't even have a day away without being monitored noooo:
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Indeed it seems not Miss D, what is the world coming to. I think it's time to drill a hole in the gents lav wall and spy on them, I will go in search of my
trusty rusty Black and Decker, stand by... eveilgrin:
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Indeed it seems not Miss D, what is the world coming to. I think it's time to drill a hole in the gents lav wall and spy on them, I will go in search of my trusty rusty Black and Decker, stand by... eveilgrin:
A glory hole like...? eyes:
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Bring a microscope too
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I spy with my little eye....
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I spy with my little eye....
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Snoopy...?
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I spy with my little eye....
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Snoopy...?
Has he lost weight?
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Easy to mock. My turn will come.
And no I am nowhere near that size ~ nor would I be seen dead with a carpet like that.
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Just took this one by the VP pool.
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What do you suppose BM is looking at down there? eeek:
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Nothing noooo:
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Hangover - bad chips like.. . whistle:
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Nothing to do with drinking the pub dry of London Pride then? ;)
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Nothing to do with drinking the pub dry of London Pride then? ;)
rubschin:
You think the stress of being told... and having to switch to Adnams like...? whistle:
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Nothing to do with drinking the pub dry of London Pride then? ;)
rubschin:
You think the stress of being told... and having to switch to Adnams like...? whistle:
Adnams ~ lovely beer but guaranteed headache material in my experience ~ almost as bad as Old Speckled Hen for bad head syndrome.
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Right. The bottom half of my face feels normal, but the top half is hot and damp. Diagnosis?
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Right. The bottom half of my face feels normal, but the top half is hot and damp. Diagnosis?
This is known as a 'fevered brow'.
Apply a pack of frozen peas to the affected area* and you shall be well! happy088
* Other medical opinions are available.