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Title: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:41:16 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 06:44:41 PM
I have every confidence in BM  8)

We all learn by our mistakes and the last time was just so unfortunate and a bizarre set of circumstances that could never happen again  rubschin:
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Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:45:37 PM
Quite so. What could possibly go wrong?
 Popcorn:

Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:47:57 PM
 ::)

It is a water softener....  ::)

There are only a couple of pipes like... I think... and some salt... you need salt too...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 06:49:43 PM
Special Salt like ~ feckin hoooooge amounts of it.

Why do you want a water softener in a flat in Windsor if you live in Cyprus?
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:50:30 PM
I sense the hand of LL behind all this  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:51:30 PM
Special Salt like ~ feckin hoooooge amounts of it.

Why do you want a water softener in a flat in Windsor if you live in Cyprus?
Because I can...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
Permutit?
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 07:48:46 PM
I've fitted, well to be correct, helped a friend fit those ~ he used to sell 'em. Piece o' cake as long as there is the space to work in, trouble was that so many people wanted the bloody things in the most inconvenient spaces imaginable. Some wimmin had it all planned for a cupboard bloody miles away from the water inlet and nowhere near their taps either. Never occurred to them that the fecking water had to go into and out of the bloody contraption so we'd turn up on the appointed day and the lady of the house would announce that her husband (with whom my mate had discussed the matter and quoted to) was (a) not there because he was at work and (b) she had emptied a "more suitable cupboard" in the back bedroom because she didn't want to lose storage space in her kitchen. Always said with a girlish giggle and the words "You boys just don't understand kitchens" Banghead
We walked away from several jobs telling the housewife that we would only do the installation when her husband could be there.
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 07:49:33 PM
Was she an OMO user by any chance?
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2009, 07:50:47 PM
Was she an OMO user by any chance?

 noooo: ...she wanted a softener not a hardener   whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 07:58:54 PM
Was she an OMO user by any chance?


Permutit used to be V Expensive (prolly still are but these things are relative) and only older people with large houses and money had them ~ from this you may deduce that the wimmin with the girlish giggles were always at least twice my age, sometimes three times (I was in my early twenties) and more often than not her old man was a stock broker or summat. It  certainly wasn't our bodies they wanted ~ just a water softener so they could brag about it at their bridge club. The domestic water softener was the latest must have for the rich in those days, along with a petrol driven lawn mower in the garage.
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Was she an OMO user by any chance?

 noooo: ...she wanted a softener not a hardener   whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 09:19:34 PM
Water inlets and taps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 10:42:22 AM
Water inlets and taps...?  rubschin:

 doh: DON'T START!
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 10:46:10 AM
Water inlets and taps...?  rubschin:

 doh: DON'T START!
And salt you say...?  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Bar Wench on May 21, 2009, 10:46:47 AM
Vinegar




















opps wrong thread
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 10:47:04 AM
 evil:
BM That has sorted your birthday present. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 10:50:32 AM
evil:
BM That has sorted your birthday present. eveilgrin:
eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 10:58:12 AM
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Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2009, 11:00:18 AM
He could wear that on his head to get Wi Fi, like
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2009, 11:04:16 AM
He could wear that on his head to get Wi Fi, like

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 11:06:52 AM
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eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 11:09:43 AM
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eeek:

Don't think I wouldn't. lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
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eeek:

Don't think I wouldn't. lol:
scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2009, 12:33:20 PM
Is that a breast pump  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 12:34:46 PM
Is that a breast pump  rubschin:
We could give it a try!  eyes:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 12:42:01 PM
Is that a breast pump  rubschin:


No dear ~ it's a sink plunger ~ useful for unblocking the sink or shower outlet when all that hair of BM's clogs up the drains whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2009, 12:42:32 PM
Is that a breast pump  rubschin:
We could give it a try!  eyes:

You and Snoops I presume  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 12:48:24 PM
Is that a breast pump  rubschin:
We could give it a try!  eyes:

You and Snoops I presume  whistle:
I wasn't thinking of Snoops, no...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2009, 01:49:32 PM
It's a hat
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2009, 01:50:54 PM
It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women...  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2009, 01:51:49 PM
A whole new world of perversion unfolds before me. eeek:

Are you having games at your party, like?
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 01:55:36 PM
A whole new world of perversion unfolds before me. eeek:

Are you having games at your party, like?

Oh yes ~ we will play things like:
Pin the blame on Nick
and
Find the hair on BM's head
 tunble:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 21, 2009, 08:39:37 PM
It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women...  redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2009, 05:35:01 AM
It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women...  redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
 Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um...  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2009, 06:20:11 AM
It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women...  redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
 Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um...  redface:

Isn't that standard practice anyway  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2009, 06:29:06 AM
It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women...  redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
 Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um...  redface:

Isn't that standard practice anyway  whistle:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2009, 07:38:06 AM
Hinges on the definition of the word 'sucker '  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2009, 11:26:56 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2009, 07:03:24 PM
It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women...  redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
 Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um...  redface:

Or better still, fix the sucker to the top of a vibrating washing machine...
Title: Re: BM's all new plumbing in Windsor thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
Water inlets and taps...?  rubschin:

 doh: DON'T START!
And salt you say...?  lol:

I have 23,000 tonnes you could use, nobody will miss it till October