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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 20, 2009, 06:41:16 PM
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Popcorn:
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I have every confidence in BM 8)
We all learn by our mistakes and the last time was just so unfortunate and a bizarre set of circumstances that could never happen again rubschin:
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Quite so. What could possibly go wrong?
Popcorn:
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It is a water softener.... ::)
There are only a couple of pipes like... I think... and some salt... you need salt too... whistle:
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Special Salt like ~ feckin hoooooge amounts of it.
Why do you want a water softener in a flat in Windsor if you live in Cyprus?
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I sense the hand of LL behind all this noooo:
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Special Salt like ~ feckin hoooooge amounts of it.
Why do you want a water softener in a flat in Windsor if you live in Cyprus?
Because I can... whistle:
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Permutit?
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I've fitted, well to be correct, helped a friend fit those ~ he used to sell 'em. Piece o' cake as long as there is the space to work in, trouble was that so many people wanted the bloody things in the most inconvenient spaces imaginable. Some wimmin had it all planned for a cupboard bloody miles away from the water inlet and nowhere near their taps either. Never occurred to them that the fecking water had to go into and out of the bloody contraption so we'd turn up on the appointed day and the lady of the house would announce that her husband (with whom my mate had discussed the matter and quoted to) was (a) not there because he was at work and (b) she had emptied a "more suitable cupboard" in the back bedroom because she didn't want to lose storage space in her kitchen. Always said with a girlish giggle and the words "You boys just don't understand kitchens" Banghead
We walked away from several jobs telling the housewife that we would only do the installation when her husband could be there.
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Was she an OMO user by any chance?
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Was she an OMO user by any chance?
noooo: ...she wanted a softener not a hardener whistle:
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Was she an OMO user by any chance?
Permutit used to be V Expensive (prolly still are but these things are relative) and only older people with large houses and money had them ~ from this you may deduce that the wimmin with the girlish giggles were always at least twice my age, sometimes three times (I was in my early twenties) and more often than not her old man was a stock broker or summat. It certainly wasn't our bodies they wanted ~ just a water softener so they could brag about it at their bridge club. The domestic water softener was the latest must have for the rich in those days, along with a petrol driven lawn mower in the garage.
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Was she an OMO user by any chance?
noooo: ...she wanted a softener not a hardener whistle:
drumroll:
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Water inlets and taps...? rubschin:
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Water inlets and taps...? rubschin:
doh: DON'T START!
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Water inlets and taps...? rubschin:
doh: DON'T START!
And salt you say...? lol:
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Vinegar
opps wrong thread
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evil:
BM That has sorted your birthday present. eveilgrin:
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evil:
BM That has sorted your birthday present. eveilgrin:
eeek:
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He could wear that on his head to get Wi Fi, like
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He could wear that on his head to get Wi Fi, like
happy001 happy001 happy001
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eeek:
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eeek:
Don't think I wouldn't. lol:
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eeek:
Don't think I wouldn't. lol:
scared2:
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Is that a breast pump rubschin:
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Is that a breast pump rubschin:
We could give it a try! eyes:
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Is that a breast pump rubschin:
No dear ~ it's a sink plunger ~ useful for unblocking the sink or shower outlet when all that hair of BM's clogs up the drains whistle:
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Is that a breast pump rubschin:
We could give it a try! eyes:
You and Snoops I presume whistle:
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Is that a breast pump rubschin:
We could give it a try! eyes:
You and Snoops I presume whistle:
I wasn't thinking of Snoops, no... noooo:
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It's a hat
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It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women... redface:
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A whole new world of perversion unfolds before me. eeek:
Are you having games at your party, like?
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A whole new world of perversion unfolds before me. eeek:
Are you having games at your party, like?
Oh yes ~ we will play things like:
Pin the blame on Nick
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Find the hair on BM's head
tunble:
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It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women... redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
Popcorn:
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It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women... redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um... redface:
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It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women... redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um... redface:
Isn't that standard practice anyway whistle:
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It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women... redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um... redface:
Isn't that standard practice anyway whistle:
Popcorn:
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Hinges on the definition of the word 'sucker ' whistle:
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drumroll:
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It's a hat
Or a dildo for tall, thin women... redface:
Explain.. in detail, I have led a sheltered life
Popcorn:
Um... well, thy could fix the sucker to a horizontal surface,,, und, um... redface:
Or better still, fix the sucker to the top of a vibrating washing machine...
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Water inlets and taps...? rubschin:
doh: DON'T START!
And salt you say...? lol:
I have 23,000 tonnes you could use, nobody will miss it till October