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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on May 21, 2009, 01:25:11 PM
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Shall we attempt to keep it all in here?
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So are we clubbing together for a birthday present or all just going to bring nothing whistle:
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
Yes Love it is ~ He'll be 49 on June 1st.
That is the excuse for the meet.
I suggest we all bring nothing so as not to embarrass him. whistle:
PS My daughter AKA The THW will be 16 on the same day.
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Ahhhhh! Well I am assuming my presence will be gift enough. angel1
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My Birthday is on July 11th ~ Will you come then too?
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Ahhhhh! Well I am assuming my presence will be gift enough. angel1
evil:
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My Birthday is on July 11th ~ Will you come then too?
You live in Wales. What do you think the answer is? point:
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My Birthday is on July 11th ~ Will you come then too?
shutup:
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My Birthday is on July 11th ~ Will you come then too?
shutup:
Mouth, soap, bathroom. noooo:
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My Birthday is on July 11th ~ Will you come then too?
shutup:
Mouth, soap, bathroom. noooo:
Strangely enough I was under the impression that that is what you meant and I deliberately misunderstood you! eeek:
Mind out of gutter Wench!
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Mother always said I'd end up with friends like you lot if I wasn't careful. noooo:
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
Epsom ~ far too far.
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Sarf of the River and all that noooo:
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
Epsom ~ far too far.
Is only 20ish mins out of London. redface:
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He goes the other way. All foreign like. Christ, he might have to go to Waterloo and stuff scared2:
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
Epsom ~ far too far.
Is only 20ish mins out of London. redface:
It's 250 miles from bloody North Wales!
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He goes the other way. All foreign like. Christ, he might have to go to Waterloo and stuff scared2:
Waterloo >>> Clapham Junction >>> Barman! cloud9:
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
Epsom ~ far too far.
Is only 20ish mins out of London. redface:
It's 250 miles from bloody North Wales!
You're a very dedicated member of our little band! Couldn't you pick Nick up on the way over? I'm sure The Boy would come to no home in the hotel over night.
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Location: Epsom
Venue: to be decided
You mean to say it is actually his b-day?!?!? eeek:
Epsom ~ far too far.
Is only 20ish mins out of London. redface:
It's 250 miles from bloody North Wales!
You're a very dedicated member of our little band! Couldn't you pick Nick up on the way over? I'm sure The Boy would come to no home in the hotel over night.
Are you MAD?
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He goes the other way. All foreign like. Christ, he might have to go to Waterloo and stuff scared2:
Waterloo >>> Clapham Junction >>> Barman! cloud9:
Actually he wouldn't even have to change at Clapham if he caught the right train. It goes right through.
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He goes the other way. All foreign like. Christ, he might have to go to Waterloo and stuff scared2:
Waterloo >>> Clapham Junction >>> Barman! cloud9:
Actually he wouldn't even have to change at Clapham if he caught the right train. It goes right through.
There you are Uncle... joyous joy! cloud9:
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He goes the other way. All foreign like. Christ, he might have to go to Waterloo and stuff scared2:
Waterloo >>> Clapham Junction >>> Barman! cloud9:
Actually he wouldn't even have to change at Clapham if he caught the right train. It goes right through.
I think he is a Liverpool Street Man actually.
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Anywhooo ~ I am not coming all that way for Youngs. If I am to have a beer nothing but London Pride will do.
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I refer the honourable lady to reply #19 whistle:
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That would be a no then. rubschin:
Snoops, BM will have to ask Piggy what beer it does, I haven't a clue!
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Don't worry 'bout it. I shall find a pint of London Pride somewhere.
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AS a takeaway, like rubschin:
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If needs be.
I could always get some sent up with Room Service.
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NSFW
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If needs be.
I could always get some sent up with Room Service.
Room service!??!?!?!? In Epsom!?!?!?!? eeek:
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eyes: Some of us know how to book a decent hotel whistle:
24 hour reception/room service/breakfast/Wifi etc etc. They even know which Newspaper I want with me brekky at 7.30am.
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Don't worry 'bout it. I shall find a pint of London Pride somewhere.
I was in the Cheshire Cheese this lunchtime ~ they sell it there.
(Under the arches at Fenchurch Street.)
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I know it well sad24:
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eyes: Some of us know how to book a decent hotel whistle:
24 hour reception/room service/breakfast/Wifi etc etc. They even know which Newspaper I want with me brekky at 7.30am.
Good grief! Am trying to think of where you could be that is decent!
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Esher?
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eyes: Some of us know how to book a decent hotel whistle:
24 hour reception/room service/breakfast/Wifi etc etc. They even know which Newspaper I want with me brekky at 7.30am.
Good grief! Am trying to think of where you could be that is decent!
At your house Wenchy ???????????????
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eyes: Some of us know how to book a decent hotel whistle:
24 hour reception/room service/breakfast/Wifi etc etc. They even know which Newspaper I want with me brekky at 7.30am.
Good grief! Am trying to think of where you could be that is decent!
At your house Wenchy ???????????????
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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The Cheshire Cheese? Know it well Uncle although my regular Lunchtime Haunt was either The Lamb in Lambs Conduit Street or the Rugby Tavern round the corner in Great James Street ~ both a short stroll from the office.
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The Lamb cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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eyes: Some of us know how to book a decent hotel whistle:
24 hour reception/room service/breakfast/Wifi etc etc. They even know which Newspaper I want with me brekky at 7.30am.
Good grief! Am trying to think of where you could be that is decent!
At your house Wenchy ???????????????
That's what I'm panicing about! I've been caught like this by friends of Mr Wench's. Oh we'll book a hotel great to see you blah blah blah. Come kicking out time apparently they have no hotel booked and end up staying Chez Wench. cussing:
I now require proof of booking from some of his friends.
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Charge them B&B, the Welsh bastards cussing:
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That's what I'm panicking about! I've been caught like this by friends of Mr Wench's. Oh we'll book a hotel great to see you blah blah blah. Come kicking out time apparently they have no hotel booked and end up staying Chez Wench. cussing:
I now require proof of booking from some of his friends.
Don't be too concerned by my overnight bag will you whistle:
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It's only 50 kilos point: point: point: point: point: point:
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That's what I'm panicking about! I've been caught like this by friends of Mr Wench's. Oh we'll book a hotel great to see you blah blah blah. Come kicking out time apparently they have no hotel booked and end up staying Chez Wench. cussing:
I now require proof of booking from some of his friends.
Don't be too concerned by my overnight bag will you whistle:
Well so long as you don't mind bunking up with Snoops it shouldn't be a problem. I hear beagles do have snoring problems though!
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Farting also. Poor Snoopy noooo:
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Flatulence is an issue in the Wench household. So Snoopy would not feel alone in that respect!
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Could be like the Holocaust noooo:
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That's what I'm panicking about! I've been caught like this by friends of Mr Wench's. Oh we'll book a hotel great to see you blah blah blah. Come kicking out time apparently they have no hotel booked and end up staying Chez Wench. cussing:
I now require proof of booking from some of his friends.
Don't be too concerned by my overnight bag will you whistle:
Well so long as you don't mind bunking up with Snoops it shouldn't be a problem. I hear beagles do have snoring problems though!
it's the fags you know.
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Are they coming too? eeek:
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Don't think I know any.
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We have two living upstairs.
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They are all around us scared2:
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I'm fairly sure it is going to be at the Marquis of Granby in Epsom High street close to the station like... real ales-a-plenty for the men...
I sahll check it out tomorrow lunch time just to get a feel for the me and you... whistle:
Miss D -care to join me for lunch on the 'morrow like...? ;D
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Not sure my opinion on ale's would be of much use ....... rubschin:
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Not sure my opinion on ale's would be of much use ....... rubschin:
::)
And I spec you are washing your hair or summat... evil:
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Or filing my feet whistle:
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Or filing my feet whistle:
Okay then... I'll go on my own like... sad24:
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I can't wait ::)
Thanks to its refurbishment, Epsom’s Marquis of Granby is enjoying its transformation into a hip, heaving and contemporary nightspot.
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The Venue
The recently renovated Marquis of Granby combines the heart of an authentic English pub with theatrical design, novelty talking pieces (the wax candle adorned oak piano is a favourite) and junkshop chic. As one of Epsom’s oldest pubs The Marquis was becoming rapidly outdated in recent years but has now been given a new lease of life. The alternative, stylish and artistic interior now encompasses eccentric lamps, eclectic tables and chairs and a bizarre and wonderful collection of unusual oddities behind the bar. eeek: eeek:
The combination of innovative interior and traditional pub exterior are delightfully unusual and set it apart from other Epsom pubs. The garden and patio areas at both the front and rear are particularly popular whilst inside it's equally as rammed at weekends and queues for the bar can be deep. eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Atmosphere
The pub’s previously surly bar staff have now been replaced with fresh faced art school students and gap-year travellers who give the bar a much younger feel, encouraging the town’s art school students to flock to this watering hole almost every night. Although predominantly young, everyone in Epsom seems to visit the bar at one time or another and no-one appears out of place whatever their age or inclination. Intergenerational drinking at its best. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Food
In keeping with the new interior is the new contemporary cuisine. Traditional pub grub favourites have all been given a modern once over. Steak and Chips, Pie and Peas and Bangers and Mash are now thoroughly edible, stylishly cooked, moreish masterpieces. A special mention must go to the 19 day aged steak burger with stilton and honey glazed bacon, served with thick but crispy real potato wedges, that is well priced and totally delicious. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Drink
After your meal, you're likely to stay all night. With its new late licence the bar stays open past 1am and with the wide range of ales, traditional lagers and newly imported European bar staff chances are you'll find yourself looking for excuses to stay as late as you can. The soundtrack to the drinking isn't bad either - indie, cool electronica and much loved retro and rock classics feature heavily. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Last Word
If you’re a fan of fine attention to detail, contemporary art school cool and a wide selection of beverages, The Marquis of Granby will serve you well. An excellent pub and an excellent night out.
Sounds delightful scared2:
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Or filing my feet whistle:
Okay then... I'll go on my own like... sad24:
Stop sobbing - I prolly ( absolutely definitely ) owe you and LL quite a few drinks in return redface:
I'll sort out a time with you ;D
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Or filing my feet whistle:
Okay then... I'll go on my own like... sad24:
Stop sobbing - I prolly ( absolutely definitely ) owe you and LL quite a few drinks in return redface:
I'll sort out a time with you ;D
Excellent! cloud9:
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I'm fairly sure it is going to be at the Marquis of Granby in Epsom High street close to the station like... real ales-a-plenty for the men...
I sahll check it out tomorrow lunch time just to get a feel for the me and you... whistle:
Miss D -care to join me for lunch on the 'morrow like...? ;D
I look forward to a full report ~ but their write up on t'web doesn't sound too promising for an old 'un like me.
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I will wear my best spit and sawdust skating shoes rubschin:
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Ear plugs and a stab proof vest might be better.
I mean who the f*ck makes a feature out of spilt candle wax and claims it to be modern? Every bistro and wine bar did that in the 70s.
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We could always sit outside?
Failing that BM there are a couple of others pubs literally 10 steps from the Marquis, can't remember the names of them at the mo though. If you have your back to the Marquis and look straight ahead they are both on the road straight ahead on the right hand side. Perhaps worth a look to see if they are more "miserable old bloke" friendly. ;)
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Meanwhile the girls will be dancing the night away to the crap music lol:
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We could always sit outside?
Failing that BM there are a couple of others pubs literally 10 steps from the Marquis, can't remember the names of them at the mo though. If you have your back to the Marquis and look straight ahead they are both on the road straight ahead on the right hand side. Perhaps worth a look to see if they are more "miserable old bloke" friendly. ;)
Miss D and I will make it our mission to find the perfect location for our Soirée.... ;)
Now, somewhere with a dartboard, dominoes and a shove ha'penny league... rubschin:
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ANd pork scratchings
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ANd pork scratchings
TMR will be bringing counterfeit scratchings... whistle:
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I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.
Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.
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I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.
Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.
Will you come on the 29th tho like...?
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Is The Rubbing House some sort of massage parlour? rubschin:
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Is The Rubbing House some sort of massage parlour? rubschin:
Many moons ago it was the gayest pub in Surrey.
Now it is a very boring eatery.
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I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.
Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.
Will you come on the 29th tho like...?
Tis quite possible.
Will Wenchy give me a piggy-back home?
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I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.
Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.
Will you come on the 29th tho like...?
Tis quite possible.
Will Wenchy give me a piggy-back home?
That would be a private arrangement between her and your goodself...
:lalalala
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Is The Rubbing House some sort of massage parlour? rubschin:
Many moons ago it was the gayest pub in Surrey.
Now it is a very boring eatery.
a place to go when you wanted a tasty mouthful of something hot?
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Is The Rubbing House some sort of massage parlour? rubschin:
Many moons ago it was the gayest pub in Surrey.
Now it is a very boring eatery.
a place to go when you wanted a tasty mouthful of something hot?
Oh Nick! noooo:
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Wot Shrugs:
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Wot Shrugs:
You have brought this thread into disrepute... lol:
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Christ she can drink... noooo:
She forgot her purse again too... Banghead
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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AND?
Warra 'bout the pub. Friday night ..... is it likely to be full, do we need to book, is the music loud or can we talk over it?
You were sent on a recce not a fvcking piss up!
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Christ she can drink... noooo:
We practice on Sundays... at lunchtime... whistle:
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Okay...
I tried out The Marquis twice... last night and this lunhtime with Miss D... Both times chaotic... noooo:
So, we moved on to The Cricketers at Stamford (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/11/11527/Cricketers/Epsom) Green...
Just a tiny bit further from the station but really easily within walking distance... I think anywhere else in the town will be too busy on Friday...
So, decison made... 7pm Friday 29th, The Cricketers and they serve a wide selection of (lovely) food and beers...
OK?
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Christ she can drink... noooo:
She forgot her purse again too... Banghead
evil: evil: evil:
Wrong thread....try things I lie about eveilgrin:
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Okay...
I tried out The Marquis twice... last night and this lunhtime with Miss D... Both times chaotic... noooo:
So, we moved on to The Cricketers at Stamford (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/11/11527/Cricketers/Epsom) Green...
Just a tiny bit further from the station but really easily within walking distance... I think anywhere else in the town will be too busy on Friday...
So, decison made... 7pm Friday 29th, The Cricketers and they serve a wide selection of (lovely) food and beers...
OK?
Sounds fine to me. happy088
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Christ she can drink... noooo:
We practice on Sundays... at lunchtime... whistle:
Right before get some kind of reputation ( completely unfounded ) I will be teetotal on Friday night sad24:
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I'm looking forward to the evening out ~ haven't been out since ..........................
....................................... Errrrrrrrrrrr .....................................
............................ The last time. redface:
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Christ she can drink... noooo:
We practice on Sundays... at lunchtime... whistle:
Right before get some kind of reputation ( completely unfounded ) I will be teetotal on Friday night sad24:
happy001
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I smote her noooo:
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What for now Shrugs:
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I am worth it
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why teetotal? eeek:
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So are we all set for tomorrow?
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BM is werking flat out on the preparations, like. So no.
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Yes... evil:
I'm assuming that all presents are wrapped, etc... ? whistle:
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I've slung some stuff in a gift bag certainly. eveilgrin:
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Chuck out the chintz?
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I've slung some stuff in a gift bag certainly. eveilgrin:
Gadgets like... and lenses prolly.. . cloud9:
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So are we all set for tomorrow?
I just need to decide what to wear - shouldn't take long lol:
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So are we all set for tomorrow?
I just need to decide what to wear - shouldn't take long lol:
I am going shopping tomorrow! cloud9:
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I'm making you a card... It should be ready by winter... eveilgrin:
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I'm making you a card... It should be ready by winter... eveilgrin:
How big is it??? eeek:
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I'm making you a card... It should be ready by winter... eveilgrin:
How big is it??? eeek:
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I'm making you a card... It should be ready by winter... eveilgrin:
How big is it??? eeek:
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Don't they charge extra for big envelopes now...? At the post office like...? rubschin:
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That's the least of your worries whistle:
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eveilgrin:
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So I hear you're all going to be crashing my local tomorrow then??? scared2: I do hope you're all going to be on your best behaviour - you included BM!! Looking forward to it - I think....... confused:
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Hello u lol:
I promise to be on my best behaviour but I can't make any guarantees for the others whistle:
You and LL are responsible for BM - I know it's the short straw - you have our sympathies lol:
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So I hear you're all going to be crashing my local tomorrow then??? scared2: I do hope you're all going to be on your best behaviour - you included BM!! Looking forward to it - I think....... confused:
My Mum has just informed me it used to be her local. Apparently she was carried out of there from her leaving do without knowing she was pregnant with me! She is VERY freaked out at the idea of me being there!
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I'm making you a card... It should be ready by winter... eveilgrin:
How big is it??? eeek:
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Darwin, I thought that the newspaper from the day BM was born was meant to be a surprise whistle:
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So I hear you're all going to be crashing my local tomorrow then??? scared2: I do hope you're all going to be on your best behaviour - you included BM!! Looking forward to it - I think....... confused:
My Mum has just informed me it used to be her local. Apparently she was carried out of there from her leaving do without knowing she was pregnant with me! She is VERY freaked out at the idea of me being there!
They might recognise the family look and not let you in! point:
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Or it may now be a family tradition and Wenchy will need to be carted off after getting pie eyed lol:
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Or it may now be a family tradition and Wenchy will need to be carted off after getting pie eyed lol:
Well don't look at me... I shall be bladdered prolly... whistle:
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Or it may now be a family tradition and Wenchy will need to be carted off after getting pie eyed lol:
As long as that is the only part of the tradition she maintains. eeek:
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Aunt informs me it has changed hands since then and I shall be permitted entry! Just to say I shall deffo be there this evening but am spending the day in the garden. So I shall be the lobster red one!
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Aunt informs me it has changed hands since then and I shall be permitted entry! Just to say I shall deffo be there this evening but am spending the day in the garden. So I shall be the lobster red one!
Excellent... on both counts like... ;D
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So, who's who?
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Linky (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8073432.stm)
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shutup:
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I am the wallflower one 8)
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char048
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I am the wallflower one 8)
happy001
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I am angry041:
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I am angry041:
Using your measure... what would that make me then...? rubschin:
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Do I have to use the list above or can I use my own words rubschin:
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Do I have to use the list above or can I use my own words rubschin:
evil:
I think the list above would be safer don't you...?
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So that's Playboy then noooo:
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So that's Playboy then noooo:
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I had this in mind
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whistle:
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New wig?
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So that's Playboy then noooo:
cloud9:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Although the boy bit can stay whistle:
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So that's Playboy then noooo:
cloud9:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Although the boy bit can stay whistle:
evil:
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point:
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point:
I won't be buying her any more 'triple Absolut with diet coke, lemon, no ice'... noooo:
Too young to go to the bar see...? whistle:
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To short to see over it more like whistle:
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To short to see over it more like whistle:
eeek: It is quite tall in there...
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No Snoopy today... Is he en route to Epsom...? rubschin:
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Hitchhiking noooo:
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Hitchhiking noooo:
;D ;D
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Blimey. He's here. Must be in a a McDonald's or summat
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At home ~ Ill ~ Wenchy is carrying my apologies.
Where should I send the bill for the unused hotel room?
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To whoever ends up using it eyes:
Get Well Soon
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At home ~ Ill ~ Wenchy is carrying my apologies.
Where should I send the bill for the unused hotel room?
Poor you... happy100
I should send the bill to your accountant... see if they can do something with it... whistle:
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At home ~ Ill ~ Wenchy is carrying my apologies.
Where should I send the bill for the unused hotel room?
I expect your MP can claim it back.
Bad luck. Get well soon.
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Nah! Just hinting it was available for sub-let like.
Never mind ~ even cheaper rounds for you.
I'll save your present for next year ...... if it will keep that long in the freezer.
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Just to say had lovely evening but BM has not paid a penny and Miss D and I have paid for everything!
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evil:
They took my wallet, sat me in the corner with half of shandy and went off and had a good time - at my expense! Banghead
It was shite.
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PS Have a smite... eveilgrin:
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They took my wallet, sat me in the corner with half of shandy and went off and had a good time - at my expense! Banghead
It was shite.
char048
We didn't take your wallet - you left it at home (allegedly noooo: )
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They took my wallet, sat me in the corner with half of shandy and went off and had a good time - at my expense! Banghead
It was shite.
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We didn't take your wallet - you left it at home (allegedly noooo: )
Of course... ::)
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So come on then. Who behaved badly?
Popcorn:
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shutup:
whistle:
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Who went? Any pictures?
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Games were played
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Strip Twister
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List of attendees
Barman
Landlady
Miss Piggy
Mr Piggy
Bar Wench
Pastis
Miss D
Pictures - not a chance cloud9:
BM got some pressies , sang happy birthday to himself, drank London Pride and ate chips - I'm sure he couldn't have wished for more lol:
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Mr Wench left at home eeek:
noooo:
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Miss D's car broke down
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Think I must have absorbed the air bags eeek:
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Airbags?
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I tried to call Pastis so I could attend in a virtual way. But his phone was switched off evil:
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You should have called Wenchy on her iphone - BM was playing with it for some time ;)
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Games were played
That's where my wallet went! eeek:
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I imagine Miss D still has it
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I imagine Miss D still has it
I'm not sure I want it back now... noooo:
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You were warned that by wearing that dress you wouldn't have many pockets whistle:
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You should have called Wenchy on her iphone - BM was playing with it for some time ;)
If she had given anyone the friggin number we would have done but like BM's number it is a state secret so Nick called me and I too was trying to ring the only number I had ~ which was Pastis and that was, as Nick says, switched off.
Also tried to ring the pub to use credit ard to put a round behind the bar but got no answer from the number shown on the internet.
Never mind ~ another day perhaps. My birthday is coming up in July.
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You should have called Wenchy on her iphone - BM was playing with it for some time ;)
If she had given anyone the friggin number we would have done but like BM's number it is a state secret so Nick called me and I too was trying to ring the only number I had ~ which was Pastis and that was, as Nick says, switched off.
Also tried to ring the pub to use credit ard to put a round behind the bar but got no answer from the number shown on the internet.
Never mind ~ another day perhaps. My birthday is coming up in July.
Thanks for that! happy088
If you'd got through you could have bought a round for 'the extremly noisy crowd that has cleared everybody out of the downstairs bar'! lol:
Wenchy was noisy...
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rubschin: My phone wasn't switched off. Perhaps there was no reception in the 'impromptu' dungeon that BM had prepared as the venue whistle:
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My phone worked whistle:
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Yes... point: ;)
No record of missed calls on mine rubschin:
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A voice said "The number you have called in not available" not even a "leave a message option". Prolly the service provider was having problems.
Anyway why worry? That was yesterday. Today is different.
Your book is in the post ~
Should reach you Tuesday as last post here has moved from 1300 to 10.30 Banghead "Improvements to the service" apparently ::)
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A book...? rubschin:
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Not for you ~ I know LL doesn't like you having crayons, after the episode of the scribbles on the wall.
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Not for you ~ I know LL doesn't like you having crayons, after the episode of the scribbles on the wall.
Ah... I was thinking it was a bit risky... noooo:
Home made scented soap then...?
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Something far more in keeping for a man of your age. whistle:
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Something far more in keeping for a man of your age. whistle:
rubschin:
I've already been given a hat... like this one >>>>> freddy:
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noooo:
Wait and see ~ you're worse than the children.
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noooo:
Wait and see ~ you're worse than the children.
Not soap, not a book, not a hat...? rubschin:
'far more in keeping for a man of your age'... rubschin:
Is it a pipe...? sad24:
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Truss?
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noooo:
Wait and see ~ you're worse than the children.
Not soap, not a book, not a hat...? rubschin:
'far more in keeping for a man of your age'... rubschin:
Is it a pipe...? sad24:
Nope ~ but a pair of tartan slippers crossed my mind whistle:
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Walking stick ?
incontinence pads ?
Gift packaged Steradent ?
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sad24:
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WAIT!
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He's just a big kid noooo:
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WAIT!
But, but, but...
If it doesn't get here tomorrow I won't get it 'til next week like... sad24:
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It won't go off!
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No detonator?
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It won't go off!
It won't be the same tho... noooo:
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Nor will knowing in advance noooo:
What time is your flight and what time does the postman arrive?
And anyway ~ you prolly won't like it confused:
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Nor will knowing in advance noooo:
What time is your flight and what time does the postman arrive?
And anyway ~ you prolly won't like it confused:
I'm sure it is perfect... You remembered that it was the Sony Alpha that I had didn't you...? whistle:
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Nor will knowing in advance noooo:
What time is your flight and what time does the postman arrive?
And anyway ~ you prolly won't like it confused:
I'm sure it is perfect... You remembered that it was the Sony Alpha that I had didn't you...? whistle:
Errrrrr ........................ I don't think I ever knew so ~ uhm ~ no I didn't forget. whistle:
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Whatever happened to being grateful for what you receive noooo:
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Mother always said "Them as asks don't get"
BM seems to work on the principle of "Them as don't ask, don't want"
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He's after a radio controlled helicopter now noooo:
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He got a mini one already as a birthday pressy - that I bought evil:
Obviously not good enough noooo:
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Does it run on whisky?
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Normally I believe batteries are recommended but I am sure he will try noooo:
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Remote Control Helicopters?
Both of my boys have them. Minor has a Chinook and Minimus has a single rotor job. Christ but they are hard to operate properly ~ bloody expensive too for what they are.
BM ought to come here ~ the boys also have remote control Hovercraft and r.c. flying saucers as well as the usual crop of All Terrain vehicles and a pair of Mini Coopers.
Then there are their Game Boys and the Wii + sundry remote control Daleks, Dinosaurs etc ~ we go through batteries like you wouldn't believe!!!
Add to that a hooooooge Scalextic and an Electric Train set (One loco just back from repair shop yesterday cost £19 for servicing!!)
Whatever happened to a hoop and stick.
Even their bikes have 10 gears each. noooo:
Oh and I almost forgot ~ They also have a water powered rocket thanks to a certain Scotland Bound person evil:
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He could do a lot of damage with a remote controlled helicopter noooo: WHatever possessed you?
I can see the blood spurting from LL's severed neck already
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Remote Control Helicopters?
Both of my boys have them. Minor has a Chinook and Minimus has a single rotor job. Christ but they are hard to operate properly ~ bloody expensive too for what they are.
BM ought to come here ~ the boys also have remote control Hovercraft and r.c. flying saucers as well as the usual crop of All Terrain vehicles and a pair of Mini Coopers.
Then there are their Game Boys and the Wii + sundry remote control Daleks, Dinosaurs etc ~ we go through batteries like you wouldn't believe!!!
Add to that a hooooooge Scalextic and an Electric Train set (One loco just back from repair shop yesterday cost £19 for servicing!!)
Whatever happened to a hoop and stick.
Even their bikes have 10 gears each. noooo:
The Boy has had a number of remote controlled vehicles over the years, but they only ever make one trip noooo:
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So many possibilities... rubschin:
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He could do a lot of damage with a remote controlled helicopter noooo: WHatever possessed you?
I can see the blood spurting from LL's severed neck already
It was a likkle one - age appropriate whistle:
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Yeah, but if you glued razor blades to the rotors, like....
Or adapted it to blow up......
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Anything can be used as a weapon on that basis Shrugs:
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Yeah, but if you glued razor blades to the rotors, like....
Or adapted it to blow up......
Razor blades... rubschin:
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Or bits of fishing line.........
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Anything can be used as a weapon on that basis Shrugs:
eveilgrin:
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Or bits of fishing line.........
And upside down, attached to a stick, he could use it as a strimmer! bom
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Or a food mixer.
I made an electric teaspoon once
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And... Popcorn:
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I only used it once redface:
The stains were still on the ceiling when we moved house noooo:
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"Shocking" mess?
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A storm in a teacup rubschin:
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drumroll: lol: lol: