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Title: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 10:57:24 AM
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I am sick and tired of the over exposure that this woman is having in the meja  evil:

Yes she is a dowdy little Scottish woman who can hold a tune - but for pity's sake she is not a miracle  evil:

So Lilly Allen criticised her and said she wasn't the most talented person in the world  Shrugs: That has resulted in speculation that it's a conspiracy to prevent her from winning this show  noooo:

I know we all like an underdog story - but she is no longer the underdog. Keep yourself out of the limelight  (no more Oprah appearances)  and just get on with the day job until you are or are not declared the winner of this show.

Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 10:59:43 AM
Is she ever going to eat that choc ice?  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 05:06:54 PM
Whatever happened to impartiality  noooo:

Demi Moore is planning on making an appearance at the final of Britain's Got Talent. She declared her allegiance to Susan Boyle after the Scot's audition, and helped raise the 48-year-old singer's profile by blogging about her on Twitter.

A spokesperson for the show confirmed: "Yes, she's been officially invited by the judges, Amanda and Simon."




Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
We watched it last night...  redface:

Utter shite of the highest order...  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 05:24:59 PM
Will Demi Moore keep her clothes on, like?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:26:59 PM
Will Demi Moore keep her clothes on, like?
Demi and Amanda... some bizarre, vile yet enthralling sex act...?  eyes:












 redface:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 05:28:16 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 05:28:56 PM
We watched it last night...  redface:

Utter shite of the highest order...  noooo:


That tells us sooooooooo much about you.  point:

I know of nobody else that watches it. noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:29:18 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:29:49 PM
We watched it last night...  redface:

Utter shite of the highest order...  noooo:


That tells us sooooooooo much about you.  point:

I know of nobody else that watches it. noooo:
You should get out more...  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 05:31:02 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 05:31:49 PM
That tells us sooooooooo much about you.  point:
I know of nobody else that watches it. noooo:

What about THW ?

I know The Brat watches it avidly  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:32:54 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
No...  ::)

The boiler man has ripped out the hot water tank and numerous pipes and valves and stuff... only cold water works now...

We are having a combi-boiler like...  scared2:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 05:33:31 PM
We watched it last night...  redface:

Utter shite of the highest order...  noooo:


That tells us sooooooooo much about you.  point:

I know of nobody else that watches it. noooo:
You should get out more...  whistle:

I am making an attempt to ~ and where do I end up? With a bunch of "Britains Got Talent" watchers.

That strikes me as very very sad indeed but it is one small step along the road to recovery.


No ~ The THW does not watch it. Nor does she watch Scrubs, ER, Friends or any other such crap. I do not permit it.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 05:34:46 PM
I don't. Off to See Star Trek on Saturday. Culture,  like
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 05:36:05 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
No...  ::)

The boiler man has ripped out the hot water tank and numerous pipes and valves and stuff... only cold water works now...

We are having a combi-boiler like...  scared2:


I had the old gas boiler replaced with a combi at our last house. Plus several new radiators where none had been before. Took the man (who worked alone) a day to take out the old and install the new boiler. We were without hot water for 5 hours and heating for a further 3 hours as he fitted and connected the new rads. whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:38:10 PM
That tells us sooooooooo much about you.  point:
I know of nobody else that watches it. noooo:

What about THW ?

I know The Brat watches it avidly  noooo:
And Wenchy prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 05:40:01 PM
That tells us sooooooooo much about you.  point:
I know of nobody else that watches it. noooo:

What about THW ?

I know The Brat watches it avidly  noooo:
And Wenchy prolly...  whistle:

No ~ we don't watch her either.  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:41:39 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
No...  ::)

The boiler man has ripped out the hot water tank and numerous pipes and valves and stuff... only cold water works now...

We are having a combi-boiler like...  scared2:


I had the old gas boiler replaced with a combi at our last house. Plus several new radiators where none had been before. Took the man (who worked alone) a day to take out the old and install the new boiler. We were without hot water for 5 hours and heating for a further 3 hours as he fitted and connected the new rads. whistle:
Ah... you didn't have it moved from the outside bog to the upstairs bathroom then...?

That would explain it...  whistle:


Whoops pressed wrong button
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 05:47:27 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
No...  ::)

The boiler man has ripped out the hot water tank and numerous pipes and valves and stuff... only cold water works now...

We are having a combi-boiler like...  scared2:


I had the old gas boiler replaced with a combi at our last house. Plus several new radiators where none had been before. Took the man (who worked alone) a day to take out the old and install the new boiler. We were without hot water for 5 hours and heating for a further 3 hours as he fitted and connected the new rads. whistle:
Ah... you didn't have it moved from the outside bog to the upstairs bathroom then...?

That would explain it...  whistle:

Whoops pressed wrong button last time

No ~ we had it moved from a back boiler (behind the gas fire) in the lounge to a cupboard in the back bedroom. Many pipes had to be removed and others installed. I just made many cups of tea for him. The man worked like a demon and charged £975 including the new boiler. I supplied the radiators and valves tho'. That was in 1999. We moved here in 2001.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 05:51:07 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
No...  ::)

The boiler man has ripped out the hot water tank and numerous pipes and valves and stuff... only cold water works now...

We are having a combi-boiler like...  scared2:


I had the old gas boiler replaced with a combi at our last house. Plus several new radiators where none had been before. Took the man (who worked alone) a day to take out the old and install the new boiler. We were without hot water for 5 hours and heating for a further 3 hours as he fitted and connected the new rads. whistle:
Ah... you didn't have it moved from the outside bog to the upstairs bathroom then...?

That would explain it...  whistle:

Whoops pressed wrong button last time

No ~ we had it moved from a back boiler (behind the gas fire) in the lounge to a cupboard in the back bedroom. Many pipes had to be removed and others installed. I just made many cups of tea for him. The man worked like a demon and charged £975 including the new boiler. I supplied the radiators and valves tho'. That was in 1999. We moved here in 2001.

Oh well... once again you prove me to be an incompetent gob-shite...  surrender:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
Cold shower for you!!


Oh, of course, I forgot       redface:
Actually, all we have at the moment is a cold shower...  evil:

Did you install it?   point: point: point: point: point: point:
No...  ::)

The boiler man has ripped out the hot water tank and numerous pipes and valves and stuff... only cold water works now...

We are having a combi-boiler like...  scared2:


I had the old gas boiler replaced with a combi at our last house. Plus several new radiators where none had been before. Took the man (who worked alone) a day to take out the old and install the new boiler. We were without hot water for 5 hours and heating for a further 3 hours as he fitted and connected the new rads. whistle:
Ah... you didn't have it moved from the outside bog to the upstairs bathroom then...?

That would explain it...  whistle:

Whoops pressed wrong button last time

No ~ we had it moved from a back boiler (behind the gas fire) in the lounge to a cupboard in the back bedroom. Many pipes had to be removed and others installed. I just made many cups of tea for him. The man worked like a demon and charged £975 including the new boiler. I supplied the radiators and valves tho'. That was in 1999. We moved here in 2001.

Oh well... once again you prove me to be an incompetent gob-shite...  surrender:

Nothing of the sort!

Just saying what my experience was. We found the right man with just one day to spare between jobs. He wanted cash ~ he 'prolly nicked the boiler from the major development site he was working on. I wasn't interested in the whys and wherefores but with little 'uns in the house we didn't want the  heating off for too long. Remember he had to take out the gas fire too so that meant no form of heating at all and it was in winter but he rang one evening and said he could do the job the next day as the whole site he was on was shut down for some reason and would it be OK with us if he came and did the job we had discussed a couple of weeks before. I said "but I haven't got the boiler yet" he said "get the rads in the morning, I've got a boiler for you" and we did the deal. He turned up at 7.30 raring to go with a brand new, still in its wrap, boiler in his van and set to before the wife was even out of bed.

You are not in that position so my experience is only retold out of interest not for comparison ~ don't be so touchy or it will be half of mild on Friday.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 06:39:30 PM
How have we moved from Susan Boyle to old boilers?


Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 07:02:10 PM
We've moved to Britain's Got Tradesmen  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 07:30:11 PM
aka Get a Man In
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 08:08:15 PM
aka Get a Man In
I got a bloody man in!  Banghead
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2009, 05:21:34 AM
Legally you have to in the UK. Fortunately you don't have to watch "Britains Got Talent"
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2009, 05:27:51 AM
Legally you have to in the UK. Fortunately you don't have to watch "Britains Got Talent"
Not yet anyway...  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2009, 05:36:14 AM
Only a matter of time tho' before the politicians make it compulsory ........... if people keep on about it enough. ::)
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2009, 07:09:31 AM
Never mind,  when this programme finishes the 10th year of Big Brother will start - phew I was wondering how I would cope  happy001
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2009, 07:14:51 AM
Never mind,  when this programme finishes the 10th year of Big Brother will start - phew I was wondering how I would cope  happy001

 lol: lol: lol:

Just how big is Miss Boyle on your 46" plasma...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2009, 07:17:57 AM
46"  LCD - do get it right BM  whistle:

I didn't actually watch it I'm afraid ...I was fafffing somewhere else - but the Brat and her friend (who by the way has stayed here the whole of the friggin half term so far  evil: evil: evil: ) were watching and cackling away.

I heard her though - that was enough for me  noooo:

Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2009, 07:20:21 AM
There must be something wrong with me.
This week I have watched either the Channel 4 news at 7pm or the BBC news at 10 each evening. Last night I watched the Football match on ITV. That is the total TV watched since Saturday.

And BM tells me to get a life???? noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 07:58:42 AM
Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has threatened to quit Britain's Got Talent as the pressure mounts ahead of the show's final. Judge Piers Morgan said Boyle, who rose to international fame after her first appearance on the ITV talent show, will appear in the final on Saturday but went as far as packing her bags on Wednesday.


More attention seeking behaviour ...just in case she might not win like  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2009, 08:00:47 AM
I'm sure it's all concocted by the show's producers to ramp up interest.

Not that I'm cynical or anything.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 08:02:06 AM
You are our voice of reason Uncle M   cloud9:  - the only one here mind  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:03:48 AM
You are our voice of reason Uncle M   cloud9:  - the only one here mind. INcluding me. I am as mad as a fish.  whistle:

Must rush, Sven will be here soon to see to my bushes, like  eyes:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 08:04:57 AM
How do you know if a fish is mad  rubschin:

Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:07:25 AM
I was flicking channels last night and caught that old boy break dancing on BGT....

I thought he was going to snap in half and be carried off on a stretcher...  noooo:

Now that I would have voted for!  point:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 08:08:28 AM
Are we likely to see your rendition of this tonight  lol:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:09:18 AM
Hondootedly  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:10:13 AM
Are we likely to see your rendition of this tonight  lol:
Would you like that??? I'll bring my little mat shall I????  ;D
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:12:04 AM

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Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 08:12:58 AM
Would you like that??? I'll bring my little mat shall I????  ;D

Is he your alter ego ??????
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:13:21 AM

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Could he break dance then...?  rubschin:

Nick, why don't you come tonight and entertain us like...  razz:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:13:41 AM
Would you like that??? I'll bring my little mat shall I????  ;D

Is he your alter ego ??????
Yes, like a mini-me...  ::)
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:13:58 AM
I shall be bizzy  angel1
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:16:29 AM
I shall be bizzy  angel1
Oh yes...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:18:11 AM
Wot with Mrs Nick away. And The Boy on a sleepover like....
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 08:18:50 AM
Wot with Mrs Nick away. And The Boy on a sleepover like....

and you ................................................................... whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:20:59 AM
Wot with Mrs Nick away. And The Boy on a sleepover like....

and you ................................................................... whistle:
He is going to sneak down to Epsom and surprise us like probably...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:22:01 AM
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:23:17 AM
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
I'll leave a spare seat - next to LL for you like...   whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2009, 08:23:41 AM
I was flicking channels last night and caught that old boy break dancing on BGT....

I thought he was going to snap in half and be carried off on a stretcher...  noooo:

Now that I would have voted for!  point:

I caught that one as well, my first thought was that you had really flown over here to have your shot at TV stardom BM whistle:

It is pointless to watch these shows anyway, if an interesting act turns up then it ends up on youtube & everyone emails it to their friends (Stavros Flately & that magic trick from the American version are good examples) the rest will be either torturous or derivative shite so why sit through it?  
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 08:24:18 AM
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
I'll leave a spare seat - next to LL for you like...   whistle:

What time is the pole dancing?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2009, 08:25:22 AM
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
I'll leave a spare seat - next to LL for you like...   whistle:

What time is the pole dancing?
Whenever you put money in her garter like - impossible to stop her after that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2009, 10:30:22 AM

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 rubschin:

Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 29, 2009, 11:47:47 AM

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 eeek: scared2:


Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
Well I am sure she will be happy if she earns anywhere near as much as these reality TV stars  eeek:

1.  Girls Aloud (£25m) Popstars
2.  Will Young (£12.5m) Pop Idol
3.  Leona Lewis (£10m) X Factor
4.  Jade Goody (£8m) BB
5.  Myleene Klass (£7.5m) Popstars
6.  Gareth Gates (£6.5m) Pop Idol
7.  Paul Potts (£5m) BGT
8.  Craig Phillips (£5m) BB
9.  Lemar (£4m) Fame Academy
10. Jane McDonald (£3.5m) The Cruise
11. Liberty X (£3m) Popstars
12. Brian Dowling (£2.5m) BB
13. Ben Fogle (£2m) Castaway
14. Kym Marsh (£1.8m) Popstars
15. Suzanne Shaw (£1.4m) Popstars
16. Abigail Clancy (£1.25m) Next Top Model
17. Charlotte Hobrough (£1.2m) Survivor
18. Chantelle Houghton (£1m) BB
19. Jonny Gibb (£1m) Survivor
20. Darius Danesh (£900k) Popstars
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2009, 12:12:23 PM
Well I am sure she will be happy if she earns anywhere near as much as these reality TV stars  eeek:

1.  Girls Aloud (£25m) Popstars
2.  Will Young (£12.5m) Pop Idol
3.  Leona Lewis (£10m) X Factor
4.  Jade Goody (£8m) BB
5.  Myleene Klass (£7.5m) Popstars
6.  Gareth Gates (£6.5m) Pop Idol
7.  Paul Potts (£5m) BGT
8.  Craig Phillips (£5m) BB
9.  Lemar (£4m) Fame Academy
10. Jane McDonald (£3.5m) The Cruise
11. Liberty X (£3m) Popstars
12. Brian Dowling (£2.5m) BB
13. Ben Fogle (£2m) Castaway
14. Kym Marsh (£1.8m) Popstars
15. Suzanne Shaw (£1.4m) Popstars
16. Abigail Clancy (£1.25m) Next Top Model
17. Charlotte Hobrough (£1.2m) Survivor
18. Chantelle Houghton (£1m) BB
19. Jonny Gibb (£1m) Survivor
20. Darius Danesh (£900k) Popstars

I have never heard of any of them, apart from Klass and Goody.  redface:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Are we likely to see your rendition of this tonight  lol:
Would you like that??? I'll bring my little rug shall I????  ;D

Corrected  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2009, 09:53:27 AM
Are we likely to see your rendition of this tonight  lol:
Would you like that??? I'll bring my little rug shall I????  ;D

Corrected  whistle:
evil:
There was no dancing - or broken limbs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 07:10:24 AM
I hear on the news that she "didn't win as expected".

Let's be honest: SHE LOST!   point:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 07:11:52 AM
I hear on the news that she "didn't win as expected".

Let's be honest: SHE LOST!   point:
Came seconds, gracious in defeat, etc.

She'll still make squillions from it tho...
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 07:16:50 AM
Won't make her look any better though. sick2:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 07:19:19 AM
Won't make her look any better though. sick2:
She'll prolly be on 'Extreme Celebrity makeover attic cash get cellulite out of here' next... Her own mother wouldn't recognise her after that...  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2009, 08:25:23 AM
Wonder if Oprah and her American fan base  Shrugs: - will be interested in her now that she is a nearly winner  noooo:


Never mind she will have the tour to look forward to  eeek:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Wonder if Oprah and her American fan base  Shrugs: - will be interested in her now that she is a nearly winner  noooo:


Never mind she will have the tour to look forward to  eeek:
I know... BGT live tour... Why?  Shrugs:

ITV are really milking it...
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 10:21:51 AM
ITV Milking it eh?  rubschin:

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You may have a point.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2009, 11:26:03 AM
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Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 11:49:10 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2009, 05:38:10 AM
Bloody hell, she soon got the hang of that stardom lark. She's in The Priory clinic already
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 01, 2009, 05:48:59 AM
Running down her hotel corridor in her underwear, ranting about "The Show" according to the BBC News at 6am.

There is no truth in the rumour that those who saw her are receiving counselling.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2009, 10:03:04 AM
Why do they always insist on calling an episode like this 'exhaustion' - she had a breakdown FFS - just say it like it is  evil:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2009, 12:37:35 PM
Have just heard on the news that Gordon Brown phoned two of the judges to express his concern over Boyle's health.  WTF is that about?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2009, 12:40:26 PM
Have just heard on the news that Gordon Brown phoned two of the judges to express his concern over Boyle's health.  WTF is that about?

Worth a handful of votes?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 01, 2009, 12:43:11 PM
Trying too hard, too late, to prove he is a "man of the people" ~ again he has completely misjudged the people. The main reason for watching is not to support one act or another but from the pure pleasure the majority get from watching someone else fall flat on their arse. People watch reality TV in the hopes of someone making a rickets of it ~ much as the majority who watch motor racing do so hoping for a crash or two to liven things up.
Few people give a toss about Miss Boyle now that she has lost. McBrown ought to be advised that he is in danger of joining her in being sectioned for "exhaustion".
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2009, 12:44:08 PM
Do you think he really believes that,  I do wonder sometimes if the man has a brain at all and at other times I wonder if he is being totally and utterly set up....Oh I do love a good conspiracy theory cool14:.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2009, 12:46:05 PM
Do you think he really believes that,  I do wonder sometimes if the man has a brain at all and at other times I wonder if he is being totally and utterly set up....Oh I do love a good conspiracy theory cool14:.

"Angles and Lemons"
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 01, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
Do you think he really believes that,  I do wonder sometimes if the man has a brain at all and at other times I wonder if he is being totally and utterly set up....Oh I do love a good conspiracy theory cool14:.

I really believe that Brown thinks he knows what he is doing.

However others do not: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/iain_martin/blog/2009/06/01/now_not_a_good_time_for_gordon_brown_to_be_at_odds_with_the_queen
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2009, 01:04:53 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection

"Angles and Lemons"
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 happy001

Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Bar Wench on June 01, 2009, 02:42:02 PM
Trying too hard, too late, to prove he is a "man of the people" ~ again he has completely misjudged the people. The main reason for watching is not to support one act or another but from the pure pleasure the majority get from watching someone else fall flat on their arse. People watch reality TV in the hopes of someone making a rickets of it ~ much as the majority who watch motor racing do so hoping for a crash or two to liven things up.
Few people give a toss about Miss Boyle now that she has lost. McBrown ought to be advised that he is in danger of joining her in being sectioned for "exhaustion".

Big Brother starts Thursday.  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2009, 02:43:30 PM
Trying too hard, too late, to prove he is a "man of the people" ~ again he has completely misjudged the people. The main reason for watching is not to support one act or another but from the pure pleasure the majority get from watching someone else fall flat on their arse. People watch reality TV in the hopes of someone making a rickets of it ~ much as the majority who watch motor racing do so hoping for a crash or two to liven things up.
Few people give a toss about Miss Boyle now that she has lost. McBrown ought to be advised that he is in danger of joining her in being sectioned for "exhaustion".

Big Brother starts Thursday.  whistle:
Is Brown on that then...?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2009, 02:30:29 AM
Please, no more about this woman. When l saw that one of the papers had her semi naked tantrums as its front page story l almost ended up in the corner of the store gibbering & rocking eeek:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2009, 04:47:06 AM
Please, no more about this woman. When l saw that one of the papers had her semi naked tantrums as its front page story l almost ended up in the corner of the store gibbering & rocking eeek:
Again???  noooo:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2009, 07:01:43 AM
Please, no more about this woman. When l saw that one of the papers had her semi naked tantrums as its front page story l almost ended up in the corner of the store gibbering & rocking eeek:

Lust can do strange things to a man  whistle:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 07:47:54 AM
Please, no more about this woman. When l saw that one of the papers had her semi naked tantrums as its front page story l almost ended up in the corner of the store gibbering & rocking eeek:

Lust can do strange things to a man  whistle:

We must thank Miss D for that expert and insightful analysis.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2009, 07:54:44 AM
Please, no more about this woman. When l saw that one of the papers had her semi naked tantrums as its front page story l almost ended up in the corner of the store gibbering & rocking eeek:

Lust can do strange things to a man  whistle:

So can rust.  surrender:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2009, 11:09:00 AM
Please, no more about this woman. When l saw that one of the papers had her semi naked tantrums as its front page story l almost ended up in the corner of the store gibbering & rocking eeek:

Lust can do strange things to a man  whistle:

Lust? Hell no! evil: you've been drinking your axe cleaner again Miss D. sick2:.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2009, 12:24:04 PM
Now now GM - don't deny you're caring nursing background doesn't make you just want to pick her up and take her home -  eyes:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2009, 12:46:37 PM
Surely you mean take her to a home.

Let's be honest, she ain't normal, is she?
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 12:58:42 PM
And a Beagle holding an internet conversation with a Mad Axewoman, a Biker Merekat, A Geordie Kitten in Cornwall and someone who thinks he is Basil Fawlty is NORMAL? whistle:

NURSE!
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2009, 01:03:07 PM
I consider you all to be perfecty normal.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 01:04:31 PM
I'll take that as a compliment ~ I think  rubschin:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 02, 2009, 01:08:54 PM
And a Beagle holding an internet conversation with a Mad Axewoman, a Biker Merekat, A Geordie Kitten in Cornwall and someone who thinks he is Basil Fawlty is NORMAL? whistle:

NURSE!

Biker Meerkats are very common in Surrey, I will have you know.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2009, 01:14:45 PM
I saw the clip of her when it was announced she had come in second place. Very odd behaviour.  eeek:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Bar Wench on June 02, 2009, 01:17:56 PM
She apparently has a degree of learning difficulties due to oxygen starvation at birth.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 01:19:23 PM
She apparently has a degree of learning difficulties due to oxygen starvation at birth.

Does that make her a BO then?















Like a BA or BSc  ::) Having a degree like ~ I don't know why I bother, all my best are wasted here.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 01:20:52 PM
And a Beagle holding an internet conversation with a Mad Axewoman, a Biker Merekat, A Geordie Kitten in Cornwall and someone who thinks he is Basil Fawlty is NORMAL? whistle:

NURSE!

Biker Meerkats are very common in Surrey, I will have you know.

As are Beagles who cannot spell Meerkat in North Wales  redface:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 02, 2009, 01:22:07 PM
And a Beagle holding an internet conversation with a Mad Axewoman, a Biker Merekat, A Geordie Kitten in Cornwall and someone who thinks he is Basil Fawlty is NORMAL? whistle:

NURSE!

Biker Meerkats are very common in Surrey, I will have you know.

As are Beagles who cannot spell Meerkat in North Wales  redface:

Our language isn't hard to learn. It's simples, in fact  redface:
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 01:22:35 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
She apparently has a degree of learning difficulties due to oxygen starvation at birth.

Does that make her a BO then?


Like a BA or BSc  ::) Having a degree like ~ I don't know why I bother, all my best are wasted here.

That's your best?

Still, case proven ~ she ain't normal.
Title: Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 01:30:13 PM
Best I can come up with today anywhoo.