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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Nick on May 30, 2009, 08:28:54 AM
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Married City banker who turned 15-year-old girl ping pong prodigy into 'sex slave' is jailed
rubschin:
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Married City banker who turned 15-year-old girl ping pong prodigy into 'sex slave' is jailed
rubschin:
You made that up... noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189511/Banker-Gary-Tendler-jailed-turning-schoolgirl-ping-pong-prodigy-sex-slave.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189511/Banker-Gary-Tendler-jailed-turning-schoolgirl-ping-pong-prodigy-sex-slave.html)
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The Daily Post (Welsh daily paper published by Mirror Group) today sports the headline:
GIRL HIT BY CAR WAITING FOR SCHOOL BUS
So I asked the shop assistant how they had intended to get a car onto the school bus noooo:
Why could they have not put GIRL WAITING FOR SCHOOL BUS WAS HIT BY CAR if they really don't want to punctuate headlines?
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The girl is OK apparently.
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The girl is OK apparently.
How about the car? scared2:
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The girl is OK apparently.
How about the car? scared2:
Nothing has been said about car or driver.
Local councillors are "demanding action" as if they are not the ones who decide where crossings, bus stops etc are placed ::)
Police are "appealing" for witnesses ..... apparently a whole heap of kids waiting to board 3 school buses are not enough witnesses for them to work with. ::) ::)
Fvcking Welsh Banghead
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TBH I'm glad the kid is OK but I think we all know it was horseplay at the bus stop.
Why all these local councillors are jumping on the band wagon made me pause but then I remembered they are all up for election in May so that solved one puzzle.
All I need to wonder about now is what possessed me to buy the friggin' paper in the first place .... I was only going for a haircut.
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TBH I'm glad the kid is OK but I think we all know it was horseplay at the bus stop.
Why all these local councillors are jumping on the band wagon made me pause but then I remembered they are all up for election in May so that solved one puzzle.
All I need to wonder about now is what possessed me to buy the friggin' paper in the first place .... I was only going for a haircut.
Oh, I assumed that it came wrapped around chips....
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TBH I'm glad the kid is OK but I think we all know it was horseplay at the bus stop.
Why all these local councillors are jumping on the band wagon made me pause but then I remembered they are all up for election in May so that solved one puzzle.
All I need to wonder about now is what possessed me to buy the friggin' paper in the first place .... I was only going for a haircut.
Oh, I assumed that it came wrapped around chips....
Nah ~ You wanna paper you gorra buy one ... can't wrap yer chips in 'em any more ~ Elfinsafety innit rubschin: Or may be Data Protecshun or even Identity Theft ...... one of those excuses anyway.
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The girl is OK apparently.
How about the car? scared2:
Spect it caught the next one. lol:
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PS
The girl is OK apparently.
How about the car? scared2:
Spect it caught the next one. lol:
lol: lol: lol: