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Title: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
Apart from the comedy element of having some robotic male or female voice repeat certain expressions or text speak is this function ever used for anything useful  Shrugs:

The Brat and her friends often send illiterate texts to the landline just to p1ss themselves laughing at how it sounds  evil: and I often get stupid bloody text messages from some companies offering this that or the other....but quite honestly if I could find a way of just receiving telephone calls on my telephone I would be more then happy  noooo:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 03:47:07 PM
I always hang up immediately. Some of these "Text Phone Messages" can, I am told, cost you a lot as they charge the call out to the recipient.
Maybe someone here will know more about this but in the meantime I will keep hanging up.
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: TG on May 31, 2009, 03:49:50 PM
It is used just for the receivers benefit Mss D.

I mean when the phone rings with one of these don't you think "Twat! You texted my landline instead of my moby didnt you?" I would never do that. I am so superior to you. Life favours me, it laughs at you cos you cannot even send a text message without fvkcing it up"

We sit back and sip a cold drink in self satisfied comfort.

Cos we have never done that have we? eh? eh?

I havent.

Never.

Ever.

Like.

Simples.  ;D


Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 03:51:29 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2009, 03:53:20 PM
It is used just for the receivers benefit Mss D.
I mean when the phone rings with one of these don't you think "Twat! You texted my landline instead of my moby didnt you?" I would never do that. I am so superior to you. Life favours me, it laughs at you cos you cannot even send a text message without fvkcing it up"
We sit back and sip a cold drink in self satisfied comfort.
Cos we have never done that have we? eh? eh?
I havent.
Never.
Ever.
Like.
Simples.  ;D

That's another perspective I hadn't quite considered   lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
You can do that can you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2009, 07:32:10 PM
You can indeed....

By the way - who keeps smiting me ...I am losing about 4 a day at this rate ...come out come out however you are and show yourself  evil:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 07:40:13 PM
You can indeed....

By the way - who keeps smiting me ...I am losing about 4 a day at this rate ...come out come out however you are and show yourself  evil:
I smiteth you not...  noooo:

In fact, have a clap for my birthday pressie...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 07:56:15 PM
And I gave you a clap for cheering me up.
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
And I gave you a clap for cheering me up.
Thanks!  ;D

Oh, I see...  evil:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2009, 07:58:52 PM
Thank you guys  cloud9:  but the secret smiter will only take them away from me again ..within hours  I suspect  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2009, 07:59:45 PM
And I gave you a clap for cheering me up.
Thanks!  ;D

Oh, I see...  evil:

You can have one tomorrow, for your birthday like.
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 07:59:58 PM
Thank you guys  cloud9:  but the secret smiter will only take them away from me again ..within hours  I suspect  rubschin:
Or perhaps he is away in Scotland for a few days...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 08:01:24 PM
And I gave you a clap for cheering me up.
Thanks!  ;D

Oh, I see...  evil:

You can have one tomorrow, for your birthday like.
Thanks...

I'll be 117 before I get above zero at that rate...  sad24:
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Pastis on May 31, 2009, 08:37:50 PM
 happy100

Here's one for the birthday boy then.....
Title: Re: Sending texts to landlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2009, 08:41:05 PM
happy100

Here's one for the birthday boy then.....
Thanks...  cloud9: