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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on June 23, 2007, 01:43:44 PM
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Can't use the phone with your hands whilst on the move ey? noooo:
Great. So, what are some total dickhead drivers doing?
Simply stopping without any warning on an open road to answer a a call, that's what. Banghead
Bollocks to the 15 cars that now can't get past you whilst you talk your unimportant shite to the nugget on the other end, you selfish tossing moronic breath wasting cretinous prick. evil:
If it wasn't for my careful always expecting the unexpected driving last night, I'd have surely run into the back of a VW Golf, who's brain dead female driver had stopped on the exit of a blind bend of a country road, no hazard flashers,no warning triangle, no bloody anything.
There she was with a stupid grin on her face, phone buried in her ear, glaring at her as I went past.
Good job I had the time and room to stop as another car was coming from the other direction, with absolutely no room for me to get past. 'Kin munter bitch. whacky115
This is the 2nd time this happened to me in recent weeks. So much for the safety message of using mobiles whilst in the car ey?
GET A BLOODY HANDS FREE KIT, KNOBHEAD! evil:
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
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Sorry.. I won't do it again.... cry:
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I was in a crocodile of traffic today led by some honest noble citizen who was honour bound to proceed at a stately 31 in a 40 zone (county road- nothing about, bloody deserted in fact should have been 60) when we came across an ambulance paitently waiting to join the flow from the right. No fuss, no sirens, no blues & twos - nothing.
The brain-read public spirited citizen heading the queue stopped to let the ambulance out in front of us. Nice man.
Only problem was, the ambulance could not exit because of the line of traffic travelling in the other direction. The same line of traffic that prevented all of us fron overtaking the moron. After a while, we all started honking him to drive on. The ambulance drived was guesturing to him to drive on because he could not exit, what seemed like an eternity the oncoming traffic got a break in it and the ambulance shot out to save us waiting any longer even though it was a dangerously small gap.
Then the ambulance drove on at 40 whilst our Mr. Nice Guy resumed his 31 trouble was the line of traffic was now three times as long and we were all really pissed off! evil:
At the next roundabout, the road opens out two two lanes for about 250 yards and the scramble to pass had to be seen to be believed. I wonder what - if anything - passed through the simpleton's mind during that episode.
He probably thinks he single-handedly is responsible for all the safe driving in Britain and possibly has a clean licence and accident-free record. And is responsible for about 40% of all dangerous driving and speeding offences by others. evil: Banghead
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I dream of getting up to 31MPH cloud9:
You try getting over 20 on a single track road with passing places, pulling 20 tonnes of slurry.
At least the other drivers have the sense to cower in the passing places until you are gone. evil:
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I dream of getting up to 31MPH cloud9:
You try getting over 20 on a single track road with passing places, pulling 20 tonnes of slurry.
At least the other drivers have the sense to cower in the passing places until you are gone. evil:
We get a lot of those around here.
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I dread Nick's promised visit. scared2:
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I dream of getting up to 31MPH cloud9:
You try getting over 20 on a single track road with passing places, pulling 20 tonnes of slurry.
At least the other drivers have the sense to cower in the passing places until you are gone. evil:
We get a lot of those around here.
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I dread Nick's promised visit. scared2:
let's hope he doesnt find a badger in the roadside
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
YES I BLOODY WELL PIGGIN'DO ! evil:
What in gods name is the point of banning people from using their phones whilst on the move....on grounds of safety for ALL road users, but allowing these cretinous moronic selfish bastards, who COULD'NT give a flying dog turd or box of out of date figs, about you, me or anyone else, to simply stop wherever and whenever they want, to talk to some other tosser probably just about how many shags they had last night. ARSE HOLES! evil:
I was doing the school run a few weeks ago, and this half witted tit of a bint simply stopped on one of the busiest routes to and from the school, blocking the raod on one side causing horrendous tail backs at a time when we're all TRYING to get our off spring to school.
I blew my horn and gesticulated a talking on the phone type gesticulation with yapping fingers salute, adding on a pointed finger behind me at the que, and she just stuck two fingers up at me, bloody heaving fat arsed ugly bint.
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Selfishness is, I'm afraid, a national pastime.
Just because I take the p*ss does not mean I do not agree with you. I hate the b@st@rds too! evil:
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Nice photo of a policeman using his mobile phone in the car in the newspaper today whistle:
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Selfishness is, I'm afraid, a national pastime.
Just because I take the p*ss does not mean I do not agree with you. I hate the b@st@rds too! evil:
We need a revolution and a good bit of civil unrest to rid this country of some of these interbreeding tossers.
Time we had 'good manners, and how to conduct yourself properly towards fellow man' on the curriculum at school now too.....along with corporal punishment.
Bloody algebra and RE. ::) What use are they as qualifications in todays bad mannered selfish greedy moronic violent society ey? Go on, answer me THAT!
My piss hath all but run dry.
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
YES I BLOODY WELL PIGGIN'DO ! evil:
What in gods name is the point of banning people from using their phones whilst on the move....on grounds of safety for ALL road users, but allowing these cretinous moronic selfish bastards, who COULD'NT give a flying dog turd or box of out of date figs, about you, me or anyone else, to simply stop wherever and whenever they want, to talk to some other tosser probably just about how many shags they had last night. ARSE HOLES! evil:
I was doing the school run a few weeks ago, and this half witted tit of a bint simply stopped on one of the busiest routes to and from the school, blocking the raod on one side causing horrendous tail backs at a time when we're all TRYING to get our off spring to school.
I blew my horn and gesticulated a talking on the phone type gesticulation with yapping fingers salute, adding on a pointed finger behind me at the que, and she just stuck two fingers up at me, bloody heaving fat arsed ugly bint.
What you think you own the f*ckin road ??? shrugs:
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
YES I BLOODY WELL PIGGIN'DO ! evil:
What in gods name is the point of banning people from using their phones whilst on the move....on grounds of safety for ALL road users, but allowing these cretinous moronic selfish bastards, who COULD'NT give a flying dog turd or box of out of date figs, about you, me or anyone else, to simply stop wherever and whenever they want, to talk to some other tosser probably just about how many shags they had last night. ARSE HOLES! evil:
I was doing the school run a few weeks ago, and this half witted tit of a bint simply stopped on one of the busiest routes to and from the school, blocking the raod on one side causing horrendous tail backs at a time when we're all TRYING to get our off spring to school.
I blew my horn and gesticulated a talking on the phone type gesticulation with yapping fingers salute, adding on a pointed finger behind me at the que, and she just stuck two fingers up at me, bloody heaving fat arsed ugly bint.
What you think you own the f*ckin road ??? shrugs:
You just havin' a laugh? rubschin:
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
YES I BLOODY WELL PIGGIN'DO ! evil:
What in gods name is the point of banning people from using their phones whilst on the move....on grounds of safety for ALL road users, but allowing these cretinous moronic selfish bastards, who COULD'NT give a flying dog turd or box of out of date figs, about you, me or anyone else, to simply stop wherever and whenever they want, to talk to some other tosser probably just about how many shags they had last night. ARSE HOLES! evil:
I was doing the school run a few weeks ago, and this half witted tit of a bint simply stopped on one of the busiest routes to and from the school, blocking the raod on one side causing horrendous tail backs at a time when we're all TRYING to get our off spring to school.
I blew my horn and gesticulated a talking on the phone type gesticulation with yapping fingers salute, adding on a pointed finger behind me at the que, and she just stuck two fingers up at me, bloody heaving fat arsed ugly bint.
What you think you own the f*ckin road ??? shrugs:
You just havin' a laugh? rubschin:
Its nuffin personal Bear I shit on everyone point:
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
YES I BLOODY WELL PIGGIN'DO ! evil:
What in gods name is the point of banning people from using their phones whilst on the move....on grounds of safety for ALL road users, but allowing these cretinous moronic selfish bastards, who COULD'NT give a flying dog turd or box of out of date figs, about you, me or anyone else, to simply stop wherever and whenever they want, to talk to some other tosser probably just about how many shags they had last night. ARSE HOLES! evil:
I was doing the school run a few weeks ago, and this half witted tit of a bint simply stopped on one of the busiest routes to and from the school, blocking the raod on one side causing horrendous tail backs at a time when we're all TRYING to get our off spring to school.
I blew my horn and gesticulated a talking on the phone type gesticulation with yapping fingers salute, adding on a pointed finger behind me at the que, and she just stuck two fingers up at me, bloody heaving fat arsed ugly bint.
What you think you own the f*ckin road ??? shrugs:
You just havin' a laugh? rubschin:
Its nuffin personal Bear I shit on everyone point:
That's ok then. Carry on.....talkin' shite. ;)
Oh yes, and per my pm in response to your pm. Who exactly are you, or were you on the 'other side' Come on, don't be shy. lol:
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You feel strongly about this then. ;)
YES I BLOODY WELL PIGGIN'DO ! evil:
What in gods name is the point of banning people from using their phones whilst on the move....on grounds of safety for ALL road users, but allowing these cretinous moronic selfish bastards, who COULD'NT give a flying dog turd or box of out of date figs, about you, me or anyone else, to simply stop wherever and whenever they want, to talk to some other tosser probably just about how many shags they had last night. ARSE HOLES! evil:
I was doing the school run a few weeks ago, and this half witted tit of a bint simply stopped on one of the busiest routes to and from the school, blocking the raod on one side causing horrendous tail backs at a time when we're all TRYING to get our off spring to school.
I blew my horn and gesticulated a talking on the phone type gesticulation with yapping fingers salute, adding on a pointed finger behind me at the que, and she just stuck two fingers up at me, bloody heaving fat arsed ugly bint.
What you think you own the f*ckin road ??? shrugs:
You just havin' a laugh? rubschin:
Its nuffin personal Bear I shit on everyone point:
That's ok then. Carry on.....talkin' shite. ;)
Oh yes, and per my pm in response to your pm. Who exactly are you, or were you on the 'other side' Come on, don't be shy. lol:
You accusing me of "batting for the otherside" noooo:
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No. Not at all, and it wouldn't / doesn't matter anyway.
I think their's a few in here that still post on the 'other side'
Just who are you then?
Come on. YOU pm'd me asking how I was, so the least you can do is reveal yourself. eyes:
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No. Not at all, and it wouldn't / doesn't matter anyway.
I think their's a few in here that still post on the 'other side'
Just who are you then?
Come on. YOU pm'd me asking how I was, so the least you can do is reveal yourself. eyes:
Some of us aren't allowed to. lol:
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Kim alert!!!
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No. Not at all, and it wouldn't / doesn't matter anyway.
I think their's a few in here that still post on the 'other side'
Just who are you then?
You are not familiar with the term "batting for the otherside " are you .
Workit out Bear and turn the bathroom light out . eyes:
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No. Not at all, and it wouldn't / doesn't matter anyway.
I think their's a few in here that still post on the 'other side'
Just who are you then?
You are not familiar with the term "batting for the otherside " are you .
Workit out Bear and turn the bathroom light out . eyes:
I'm too agitated to play games today. I really couldn't care less who's in here tbh as long as we can all let off steam and have a damned good hoot too.
Stuff it. Back on topic please. evil:
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While we are on the subject of motorists...
I see the Government is kicking up a fuss about people impersonating learners to take and pass their tests for them.
What a load of owld bollocks that is!
Back in the days of 'book' licences they wanted more details and progressed to the pink licence where everybody claimed their licence was at Swansea, oh and by the way people are impersonating learners to pass their tests.
What was needed everyone was agreed, was a photo licence! That would stamp it out for once and for all.
So we got the photo licence and suddenly the photo is no good. The problem is worse, people are 9 times more dangerous that don't pass their tests - 9 times more than what is not explained.
So what's the beef? It is obvious that this impersonation will become linked to terrorist impersonating 'good' people and wreaking havoc so what we desperately need is a biometric ID card to prove who they really are.
Makes sense doesn't it? Yes, of course - except - when they introduced the photo ID that was all that was needed. Now they are pushing for a full biometric ID system for exactly the same reasons.
Problem.
When will they discover that full biometrics ID is not good enough?
And worse... What will they be wanting then as a gold standard? Brain wave implants?
Watch for the increasing areas where bona fide identites are being compromised all of a sudden... And we will need to be protected from......... ?
Bad drivers are just that! Bad drivers. and no amount of Identity Card security will ever change that fact, but I'll bet you'll hear an awful lot more about it soon.
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Kim alert!!!
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Kim alert!!!
Well that's placed you anyway. point:
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I think their's a few in here that still post on the 'other side'
I have nothing to hide in that respect.
Anywhere there is a prick to kick against . . . whistle:
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In all seriousness no-one here has anything to hide.
Some of us fell out with Admin on another board for reasons that need not concern anyone else. The Barman offered a haven by creating this virtual pub. What goes on here is our business and what goes on elsewhere is best left there. We are well aware that some members of this board post on other boards and that is a good thing as we would not have the input we enjoy if it were not so. Teasing references to those we have all laughed with and at, sparred with, fought with etc are alright in their place but don't let's get bogged down in such things
The past is past and should stay there. Unfortunately memories of some are long and bitter experiences are not easily forgotten but let's not go down that path or we will end up with exactly what we hoped we had left behind and the last thing any of us need is another bout of infighting, side taking and general unpleasantness.
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In all seriousness no-one here has anything to hide.
Some of us fell out with Admin on another board for reasons that need not concern anyone else. The Barman offered a haven by creating this virtual pub. What goes on here is our business and what goes on elsewhere is best left there. We are well aware that some members of this board post on other boards and that is a good thing as we would not have the input we enjoy if it were not so. Teasing references to those we have all laughed with and at, sparred with, fought with etc are alright in their place but don't let's get bogged down in such things
The past is past and should stay there. Unfortunately memories of some are long and bitter experiences are not easily forgotten but let's not go down that path or we will end up with exactly what we hoped we had left behind and the last thing any of us need is another bout of infighting, side taking and general unpleasantness.
[sombre] Snoopy is quite right of course.[\sombre]
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No. Not at all, and it wouldn't / doesn't matter anyway.
I think their's a few in here that still post on the 'other side'
Just who are you then?
Come on. YOU pm'd me asking how I was, so the least you can do is reveal yourself. eyes:
Oh tits, what have I started. sad32:
Apologies if applicable.
As was originally stated, it really doesn't matter who we all are, or where we post as long as the knives stay firmly shut in the drawer.
Good place this.
Now shut the F up and get the ale in.
And turn that bastard phone off too!
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I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".
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Kim alert!!!
I do hope so, I miss her dearly eyes:
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I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".
You're a motor bike ?? F*ck me a strange lot we have posting here what with a motor bike . abear , a dog and a seagull to mention a few . What next scared2:
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I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".
You're a motor bike ?? F*ck me a strange lot we have posting here what with a motor bike . abear , a dog and a seagull to mention a few . What next scared2:
Indeed, humans appear to be in the minority. rubschin:
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I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".
I rather thought I had indicated that I realised that.
But, as I say, it doesn't matter where else you drink, you are welcome here.
Let's move on shall we?
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I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".
Let's move on shall we?
Shite on a stick. WHERE we going NOW FFS? ::)
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I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".
Let's move on shall we?
Shite on a stick. WHERE we going NOW FFS? ::)
Nowhere. I think you?ll find the doors are firmly locked shut ? and that includes the fire escape and the window in the gents before you think of trying it. whistle:
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Kim alert!!!
I do hope so, I miss her dearly eyes:
If only she missed you back eh?
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I have also noticed a massive increase in the number of people stopping in the most ridiculous of places, to answer their phones. Blind corners, narrow streets, veering across motorways to get on the hard shoulder etc. Utter madness.
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I have also noticed a massive increase in the number of people stopping in the most ridiculous of places, to answer their phones. Blind corners, narrow streets, veering across motorways to get on the hard shoulder etc. Utter madness.
What else can be expected from the plebs eh Moany?
If only they didn't register their vehicles then Tone's confiscation squads wouldn't know where to start.
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I have also noticed a massive increase in the number of people stopping in the most ridiculous of places, to answer their phones. Blind corners, narrow streets, veering across motorways to get on the hard shoulder etc. Utter madness.
What else can be expected from the plebs eh Moany?
If only they didn't register their vehicles then Tone's confiscation squads wouldn't know where to start.
You'll have to snap out of that set phrase, It's Gordo's squads from today. Not like you not to pay attention...
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Not 'til Wednesday Bouncer ~ put the champagne away and those flags back in the cupboard.
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Not 'til Wednesday Bouncer ~ put the champagne away and those flags back in the cupboard.
Technically, you are right. However, as the party leader actual and PM designate, one would be suicidal to even think about diss'ing him now.