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Title: Too tall to be a child?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 11:29:14 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190517/Boy-10-charged-price-restaurant-waiter-measured-said-tall-childrens-menu.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190517/Boy-10-charged-price-restaurant-waiter-measured-said-tall-childrens-menu.html)
 whacky115

Title: Re: Too tall to be a child?
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2009, 11:54:24 AM

Kid's too damned fat anyway. WTF is his stupid chavy father doing taking him to such an "all you can eat" place anyway?

Shoot the parents and stick the child on a diet.

Title: Re: Too tall to be a child?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 04, 2009, 12:44:51 PM

I take my children to an 'all you can eat' Chinese buffet place on occasions. They have a height board by the entrance. My daughter became an 'adult' well before her twin brother. He always eats a lot more than her though. 

Title: Re: Too tall to be a child?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 12:46:47 PM

Is he wider then? Why is only the vertical measurement applied for discount purposes?

And what about dwarves? And Hazel Blears?  rubschin: