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Title: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 04:48:46 PM
Let us find out!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2009, 04:52:45 PM
Pure? Me?



Don't be ridiculous!  noooo:

I have lived a sordid and shabby life in the main with the motto of "Luv 'em and leave 'em wanting more" and enjoyed every hedonistic moment of it.
My only regret that the excesses of my past have caused it to be curtailed in the latter years but it was FUN!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 04:53:43 PM
Purity is not an aspiration! I will put you down as a 'filthy' then!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2009, 05:03:19 PM
Pure as the driven snow me...  whistle:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Snoopy on June 04, 2009, 05:05:15 PM
Drifted would be a better description I feel ~ strayed would be acceptable for me thank you.
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2009, 05:58:47 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 07:39:38 PM
Another filthy  happy088. We must try to maintain the VP's low standards
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2009, 07:47:20 PM
Another filthy  happy088. We must try to maintain the VP's low standards
Wait 'til Miss D gets back on the morrow...  noooo:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2009, 07:50:26 PM
If you don't know the lows how can you appreciate the highs? eh?

Ok, put me down as filthy too  ;)
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 07:55:41 PM
I may have to lower the bar, so to speak  rubschin:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2009, 07:57:25 PM
I may have to lower the bar, so to speak  rubschin:
How low can it get...?
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2009, 08:03:54 PM
 lol:  I'm happy to see you've clarified the "Other" option with the last two!  We have even started on the 7 Deadly Sins yet...  rubschin:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2009, 09:18:34 PM
I tend to look at them as 7 fun targets instead whistle:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2009, 10:42:21 PM
Another filthy  happy088. We must try to maintain the VP's low standards
Wait 'til Miss D gets back on the morrow...  noooo:

 rubschin:

I presume you mean that I will balance out the filth on here and raise standards  angel1 angel1 angel1






or that I am beyond redemption
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 04:27:12 AM
Another filthy  happy088. We must try to maintain the VP's low standards
Wait 'til Miss D gets back on the morrow...  noooo:

 rubschin:

I presume you mean that I will balance out the filth on here and raise standards  angel1 angel1 angel1


Of course...  redface:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 09:21:37 AM
I have opted for  disgusterous, I would, of course, have opted for pure were it not for the unfortunate episode with the snails. redface:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 09:22:56 AM
Have a clap!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 09:24:59 AM
Well, thank you but, why?
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 09:26:18 AM
For helping us to maintain low standards, of course  ::)
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 09:27:41 AM
Ahh I see, is this going to turn into some sort of virtual limbo dance to see who can go the lowest?
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 09:29:36 AM
 eyes:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: barmisspah? on June 05, 2009, 09:56:33 AM
Easily led me.
With the emphasis on the easily  whistle:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 10:11:06 AM

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When Nick said that he was going to join in with the limbo dancing the crowd, collectively muttered 'what could possibly go wrong'
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 10:15:58 AM
Roasted chestnuts?  eeek:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 12:44:07 PM
I would imagine so. scared2:



The smell will be dreadful.
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 12:48:07 PM
Is it time for my singing parrot joke?  razz:

Although it does have a Christmas theme...  rubschin:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
It is never time for your singing parrot joke
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 12:56:20 PM
It is never time for your singing parrot joke
Bah!  evil:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 05:02:47 PM
It is never time for your singing parrot joke
Bah!  evil:

Humbug, there now it's Christmas so off you go, it had better be good tho. angel1
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 05:14:14 PM
It is never time for your singing parrot joke
Bah!  evil:

Humbug, there now it's Christmas so off you go, it had better be good tho. angel1
Nick says not...  sad24:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
Wenchy would back you on the Christmas thing!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 06:00:40 PM
Wenchy would back you on the Christmas thing!
rubschin:

Perhaps we need a poll?
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 06:47:36 PM
Good plan!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2009, 06:55:48 PM
Should we also form a committee? Just so that we can make sure that nothing gets done...For a very very long time
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 05, 2009, 07:12:41 PM
We will need to consult  rubschin:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 07:13:15 PM
And then ignore the results!
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 07:51:05 PM
You could elevate me to Lord Barman like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2009, 08:03:29 PM
You could elevate me to Lord Barman like...  cloud9:


OK ~ Sit on this
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2009, 08:07:28 PM
You could elevate me to Lord Barman like...  cloud9:


OK ~ Sit on this
evil:
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2009, 08:08:59 PM
It's a piano stool  angel1

Turn it top round and it goes up or down to get the player to the right height

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Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 07:26:11 AM
I am an ex-soldier, I am easily led
Title: Re: How pure are you?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 06, 2009, 07:39:52 AM
Better than being full of it though eh  whistle: