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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on June 23, 2007, 09:21:35 PM

Title: Juke Box
Post by: Mr Happy on June 23, 2007, 09:21:35 PM
I'm thinking of supplying the barman and regulars with an all singing all dancing (well not really it will just hang on the wall) juke box.  5 plays for ?1 and you can ban 5 songs for ?2, what's your desire.

To Play:

Billy Davies Daughter - Stereophonics
Invincible - Muse
Breakfast At Tiffanys - Deep Blue Something
Atomic - Blondie
Maneater - Nelly Furtardo (See if the wench will shake her ass)

To Ban:

Somewhere Over The Rainbow - (Dead Woman or 5 Year Old  sick2:)
Anything - Cliff Richard
That's Amore - Dean Martin
Staying Alive - Beegees
Under The Bridge - All Saints


P.S If you don't want a juke box there's a Wetherspoons down the road, enjoy!
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Berek on June 23, 2007, 09:43:14 PM

Under The Bridge - All Saints



I couldnt believe it when I first heard that.. Banghead Banghead censored:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: GROWLER on June 23, 2007, 09:45:19 PM
To play:

You'll never walk alone....our Gerry
Stairway to heaven...Zeplin
Owner of a lonely heart...Yes
Bitter sweet symphony...The Verve
Down under...Men at werk.


Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Mr Happy on June 23, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
To play:


Down under...Men at werk.




Ebony and Irony...
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Berek on June 23, 2007, 09:48:31 PM
To Play

Justified and Ancient - KLF featuring Tammy Wynette
New World in the Morning - Roger Whittaker
Stan - Eminem / Dido
7 Nation Army - White Stripes ( obviously , since i'm married to the drummer  ::) )
Too Drunk to Fuck - The Dead Kennedys
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Shy Talk on June 23, 2007, 09:54:05 PM
To play:

You'll never walk alone....our Gerry
Stairway to heaven...Zeplin
Owner of a lonely heart...Yes
Bitter sweet symphony...The Verve
Down under...Men at werk.




Bloody 'ell bear you need to get out more . Anything by ABBA and the village people would be my choice . eyes:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: GROWLER on June 23, 2007, 09:56:18 PM
To play:


Down under...Men at werk.




Ebony and Irony...
LAND down under. Sorry. redface:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

Gerrit on Bruce.
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Mr Happy on June 23, 2007, 10:04:26 PM
To play:


Down under...Men at werk.

80's Classic, I'll credit you a free play...




Ebony and Irony...
LAND down under. Sorry. redface:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

Gerrit on Bruce.
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2007, 06:29:37 AM
I hate to piss on your fire but we already have a jukebox ? you just need to find versions of these ?tunes? on 78?s?  point:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2007, 06:36:47 AM
In the spirit of the thread?

Anything too new to have appeared on the Old Grey Whistle Test ? out.

Anybody that voted for eminem ? Get Out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek4NGKfVpaM
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2007, 07:58:32 AM
This will end in  sad32:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Anise on June 24, 2007, 10:15:52 AM
All this popular music  cry:

Does nobody here appreciate the finer things in life?
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2007, 10:16:39 AM
All this popular music  cry:

Does nobody here appreciate the finer things in life?
Like?  confused2:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Anise on June 24, 2007, 11:42:16 AM
All this popular music  cry:

Does nobody here appreciate the finer things in life?
Like?  confused2:

Speaking personally I would have to say anything by Wagner or Holst would be a good starting point, but I realise that my tastes are not shared by all.

I'm just dismayed to see so much disposable fluff being listed as the aural choices for our pleasure in this pub. I would have hoped such a distinguished crowd would have chosen music of substance as preference over such five minute wonders as the honky boy who wishes to be a negro whos saw fit to name his act after Penaut confectionary.

Ho hum  shrugs:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2007, 04:46:49 PM
I'd be happy to feed the damn juke box with sixpences all day for it to play NOTHING!
3 minutes silence for 6d ~ a bargain in my estimation.
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Misunderstood on June 24, 2007, 04:59:56 PM
I'd be happy to feed the damn juke box with sixpences all day for it to play NOTHING!
3 minutes silence for 6d ~ a bargain in my estimation.

What a brilliant suggestion from the pup.

Here's 10/-
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2007, 06:02:10 PM
I shall continue to ignore you all and listen to Britten and Dvorak on my iPod.
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Mr Happy on June 24, 2007, 08:05:52 PM
I'd be happy to feed the damn juke box with sixpences all day for it to play NOTHING!
3 minutes silence for 6d ~ a bargain in my estimation.

Snoopy (or Snoop Dog if you prefer) that option is available, ?2 to ban 5 songs.

I reckon I could ban all music for ?1million.

Anise, i too enjoy the odd dozen classical tunes and would be happy for you to suggest some, to write off all other genres is more than a tad arrogant...
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 25, 2007, 11:43:57 AM
To play

Anything by Donny Osmond
Val Doonican  singing the Motown Chartbusters
Any Scottish singer in a kilt singing a selection on New Years Eve songs
Any Irish singer singing about the troubles
and finally any backing tracks from your local Morris Dancers group



Amazingly I feel a lot better for telling you all that!
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 11:47:16 AM
To play

Anything by Donny Osmond
Val Doonican  singing the Motown Chartbusters
Any Scottish singer in a kilt singing a selection on New Years Eve songs
Any Irish singer singing about the troubles
and finally any backing tracks from your local Morris Dancers group



Amazingly I feel a lot better for telling you all that!

Would you prefer your corpse to be found in the carpark or the gents? Angry9:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2007, 11:49:17 AM
To play

Anything by Donny Osmond
Val Doonican  singing the Motown Chartbusters
Any Scottish singer in a kilt singing a selection on New Years Eve songs
Any Irish singer singing about the troubles
and finally any backing tracks from your local Morris Dancers group



Amazingly I feel a lot better for telling you all that!
Get out! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry040.gif&hash=36a00b98438c71e622c692d325bf5babc5219a57) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 25, 2007, 12:52:14 PM
Am I banned? surrender:  Sorry, I was haing a moment.... sad24:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2007, 12:55:37 PM
Am I banned? surrender:  Sorry, I was haing a moment.... sad24:
You are forgiven - put 6d in and play us something nice...  point:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 01:13:53 PM
. . . I was haing a moment. .  .
That sort of "White Heather Club" talk won't help your case one bit. cussing:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 25, 2007, 03:46:28 PM
I most humbly beg forgiveness from the honorable members and throw myself on the mercy of the pub.  surrender:
Title: Re: Juke Box
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 04:05:15 PM
I most humbly beg forgiveness from the honorable members and throw myself on the mercy of the pub.  surrender:

I suppose we could let him off ~ if he promises to stop limping round the bars, whistling Colonel Bogey and scrounging drinks off the tourists.