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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 03:05:19 PM
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Why do people do that? noooo:
We had one in today, a 'petition' to stop Jamie Bulger's killers being released. FFS they let them out in 2001! ::)
Can people not see that if it says 'send this to everybody you know' at the end it is invariably utter, utter shite! cussing:
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happy100
and it's 'forward' btw point:
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Yes...? whistle:
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Time to change the subject, I think
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Time to change the subject, I think
Do you like my new avatart like... I made it blink... cloud9:
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Good Grief!
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Very clever. I have just set fire to my trousers evil:
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Why do people do that? noooo:
We had one in today, a 'petition' to stop Jamie Bulger's killers being released. FFS they let them out in 2001! ::)
Can people not see that if it says 'send this to everybody you know' at the end it is invariably utter, utter shite! cussing:
I have been known to either return abuse messages, sign them up for junk mail and block folk who forward me crap all the time.
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Very clever. I have just set fire to my trousers evil:
lol: lol: lol:
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Why do people do that? noooo:
We had one in today, a 'petition' to stop Jamie Bulger's killers being released. FFS they let them out in 2001! ::)
Can people not see that if it says 'send this to everybody you know' at the end it is invariably utter, utter shite! cussing:
I have been known to either return abuse messages, sign them up for junk mail and block folk who forward me crap all the time.
Indeed... I have to find them on LL's machine now.... redface:
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Very clever. I have just set fire to my trousers evil:
lol: lol: lol:
I sat down awkwardly and my fag lighter went off in my pocket redface:
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That line will appear as a caption at some point lol:
Back to the OP; I had one in this morning about saving the Peruvian Forests. Very laudable but, >>>> Trash!
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Lets combine all of your favourite subjects - here's one I had today whistle:
**CAPRICORN* The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious.. Tends to be
Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often
pes simistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be
Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of good luck if you forward.*
**AQUARIUS* - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive
and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit
rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the
inside and out. Eccentric personality.. 11 years of luck if you forward.*
**PISCES* - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May
become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and
unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.
Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward.*
**ARIES* - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun.
Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse.
(Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit Outgoing. Lose
interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic... 16 years of good luck if you forward.
**TAURUS* - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but
aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers.
Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and
secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their
beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice.
Loving and kind. Loves hard -- passionate. Expresses themselves
emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulges
themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of good Luck if you forward*
**GEMINI* - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but
needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change.
Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem
superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.*
**CANCER* - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.*
**LEO* - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.*
**VIRGO* - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word..
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.*
**LIBRA* - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet.. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous.. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators.. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.*
**SCORPIO* - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.*
**SAGITTARIUS* - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).
Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and
outgoing.. Doesn't like responsibilities... Often fantasizes. Impatient.
Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like
rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or
even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and
out. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward *
**Send away!!* *
**~ Ready**,** **set**,** go!* *
**1-3 people** **= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people** **= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people ** **= 1 day of luck
13-17 People = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 month of luck
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1 year of luck*
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But, but, some of that's true!
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.
angel1
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**AQUARIUS* - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive
and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit
rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the
inside and out. Eccentric personality.. 11 years of luck if you forward.*
angel1
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When it suits eh - when it suits whistle:
**CANCER* - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional whacky115. May be shy happy088. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward
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**GEMINI* - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but
needs to express them selves. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips.
Beautiful physically and mentally.*
cloud9:
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**CANCER* - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.*
Is that on top of the 20 years of bad luck I have suffered thus far or does some bastard owe me a rebate of 4 years?
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You can have some of mine cry:
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Why not? I seem to have everyone else's problems.
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happy100
Agreed - it is one of them days sad24:
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Indeed I am about to go fit a printer up for my lil bruvver. Love him dearly but technical he is not!
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happy100
Agreed - it is one of them days sad24:
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Wasssssuuuuuuuupppppppp? happy100
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Why do people do that? noooo:
We had one in today, a 'petition' to stop Jamie Bulger's killers being released. FFS they let them out in 2001! ::)
Can people not see that if it says 'send this to everybody you know' at the end it is invariably utter, utter shite! cussing:
Christ! that is a slow internet connection
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Why do people do that? noooo:
We had one in today, a 'petition' to stop Jamie Bulger's killers being released. FFS they let them out in 2001! ::)
Can people not see that if it says 'send this to everybody you know' at the end it is invariably utter, utter shite! cussing:
Christ! that is a slow internet connection
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Time to change the subject, I think
Do you like my new avatart like... I made it blink... cloud9:
Only one problem with this BM, blink and you miss it. point:
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Time to change the subject, I think
Do you like my new avatart like... I made it blink... cloud9:
Only one problem with this BM, blink and you miss it. point:
Then wait seven seconds for the next one... ::)
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Time to change the subject, I think
Do you like my new avatart like... I made it blink... cloud9:
Only one problem with this BM, blink and you miss it. point:
Then wait seven seconds for the next one... ::)
Then, like buses, two come along together point:
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Time to change the subject, I think
Do you like my new avatart like... I made it blink... cloud9:
Only one problem with this BM, blink and you miss it. point:
Then wait seven seconds for the next one... ::)
Then, like buses, two come along together point:
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