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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 05:06:21 PM
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happy088
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Blimey - I'm impressed 8)
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**GEMINI* - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but
needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change.
Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem
superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.*
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I'll wait until tomorrow, then it'll be a surprise, like .... oh, redface:
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Happy Birthday TG!
Your present is in the post like... whistle:
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Have a fantabulous day.....are you having another party like whistle:
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Happy birthday TG hope that it's a good one. 8)
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I thank yew one and all. ;)
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Ok ..we have done the niceties - so where's the cake rubschin:
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Ok ..we have done the niceties - so where's the cake rubschin:
Fear not Miss D I sent Snoopy on a mission.
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Excellent ..I won't have any breakfast and save myself for it then cloud9:
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Good plan Miss D I shall limit myself to dry bread and water. angel1
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I imagine Mrs TG has some surprise planned for him scared2:
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I thank yew one and all. ;)
Happy Birthday Darling hubby....(iou a prez wen i got dosh!) cloud9:
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Why are you wishing him Happy Birthday here? whacky115 Has he gone out?
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**GEMINI* - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but
needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change.
Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem
superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.*
Bloody ell thats not Tg Thats me an im a Aries.....
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I imagine Mrs TG has some surprise planned for him scared2:
Erm........ noooo:
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Shall we help you think of a surprise for him?
What sort of surprises does he like? eyes:
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Why are you wishing him Happy Birthday here? whacky115 Has he gone out?
Cos it would look a bit sad if i dident join u all......not that i am on this much cos i know where not wanted... scared2:
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happy100
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Shall we help you think of a surprise for him?
What sort of surprises does he like? eyes:
Only suprise he would like at moment is interview for a job! Black hole syndrome is upon us... whistle:
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rubschin:
You could do a mock interview for him, for practice. To make it more interesting you could make it 'Strip Interview'. We need some roolz.
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Who strips like...? rubschin:
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It would depend on the quality of the interview. A good answer involves the interviewer discarding, a duff answer would punish the interviewee. I can see this catching on happy088
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It would depend on the quality of the interview. A good answer involves the interviewer discarding, a duff answer would punish the interviewee. I can see this catching on happy088
I think you're onto something... rubschin:
Would a CV mention how many layers of clothes are being worn and such like...?
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That would depend on the time of year, but it would usually even out, especially if everyone were forewarned like
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That would depend on the time of year, but it would usually even out, especially if everyone were forewarned like
A canny interviewee might be wearing twenty pairs of underpants tho...
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Only if they expected to perform badly
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Only if they expected to perform badly
Precisely... noooo:
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Why are you wishing him Happy Birthday here? whacky115 Has he gone out?
Cos it would look a bit sad if i dident join u all......not that i am on this much cos i know where not wanted... scared2:
Who said you're not wanted? Eh? EH?
Of course you are wanted here. Just because we take the p*** ~ we do that to everyone.
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Some more than others noooo:
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YOU ask for it!
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Why are you wishing him Happy Birthday here? whacky115 Has he gone out?
Cos it would look a bit sad if i dident join u all......not that i am on this much cos i know where not wanted... scared2:
Who said you're not wanted? Eh? EH?
Of course you are wanted here. Just because we take the p*** ~ we do that to everyone.
I cud be buried under patio...no1 noticed i aint been on for ages so that tells me how much i am lurved...LOL dont worry i am scouser an have a good sense of humour... whistle: sumtimes i just like to lurk and read an enjoy.... an also life is a bit crap at mo, and more bad family news other day so praying that it will all b ok sad24:
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We did notice you hadn't been here. We assumed you were under the patio
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I always assume the worse.
Anyway ~ happy birthday TG
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Where do you stand on Strip interview? rubschin:
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We did notice you hadn't been here. We assumed you were under the patio
... and other such poetic verse as can be found on Nick's limited edition collection of greetings cards - coming to a Lidl's store soon noooo:
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I am surrounded by idiots noooo:
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Where do you stand on Strip interview? rubschin:
Probably naked.
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That bad, eh?
I think Miss D's employers could introduce this brillo new idea as part of their restructuring whistle:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
They would have to provide soooooooo much counselling and after care it would result in no savings to the Council
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For you or the interviewers?
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depends on who lost. ;)
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rubschin:
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P.S. TG - know you're busy like and it's probably just an oversight but where errrrrrr is the mmmmm
CAKE
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They are playing Mock Strip Interview. Cake is the last thing on his, um, mnd
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Mrs. TG is busy putting on dozens of pairs of underwear prolly... noooo:
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So is he! point:
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So is he! point:
happy001
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So what questions would definitely result in a delayering then whistle:
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So what questions would definitely result in a delayering then whistle:
"Where do you want to be in five years time?"
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'What is your vision for the organisation'*
*See also LL to BM "What is your vision for the VP?"
BM: Um rubschin:
"Off with your wig!"
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Happy Birthday TG.
I put a couple strawberries in an envelope, did they arrive OK?
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No ~ they 'jammed' in the letterbox.
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So what questions would definitely result in a delayering then whistle:
What qualities do you think you will bring to the company?
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No ~ they 'jammed' in the letterbox.
drumroll:
noooo:
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So what questions would definitely result in a delayering then whistle:
What qualities do you think you will bring to the company?
"Why do you want the job " happy001
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So what questions would definitely result in a delayering then whistle:
What qualities do you think you will bring to the company?
"Why do you want the job " happy001
Are you pregnant or considering getting pregnant?
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A babby cloud9:
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Has to be questions that you would be able to ask in a real interview like noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Has to be questions that you would be able to ask in a real interview like noooo: noooo: noooo:
"How long have you been Asian?"
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'What have you contributed to the organisation in the last year?'
Miss D: :'What do you want me to take off?'
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"Are you pregnant or just fat?"
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Did they ask you that?
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'What have you contributed to the organisation in the last year
Miss D: :'What do you want me to take off?'
Just take off would be fine ;)
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Anyhoo. TG's birthday........like
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This surprise party of his is going on a long time whistle:
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Everyone is wearing a lot of layers noooo:
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Good evening.
I now have beer.
Our new neighbours have invited us over for a barbecue so the day may not be a total loss.
I refuse to comment on interview games.
There is no cake.
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How's the head TG?
Did you get your cake in the end? eyes:
What pressies d'you get?
Do you feel any older?
The BIG 50 next!!!!!!!!!
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How's the head TG?
Did you get your cake in the end? eyes:
What pressies d'you get?
Do you feel any older?
The BIG 50 next!!!!!!!!!
There is no cake.
::)
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Cake = euphemism ::)
Note "In the end?"
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How's the head TG?
Did you get your cake in the end? eyes:
What pressies d'you get?
Do you feel any older?
The BIG 50 next!!!!!!!!!
Ssshhhhh
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How's the head TG?
Did you get your cake in the end? eyes:
What pressies d'you get?
Do you feel any older?
The BIG 50 next!!!!!!!!!
Ssshhhhh
Yes, shush! evil:
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Indeed, shhhhhh
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Seems to be a lorra Gin and Tonics being served here.
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Hat, coat, I'll open the door for you....
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razz:
It's Collar, Lead, WALKIES! for me old girl.
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razz:
It's Collar, Lead, WALKIES! for me old girl.
Do you not remember what happened the last time that I mentioned your collar and lead? noooo:
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razz:
It's Collar, Lead, WALKIES! for me old girl.
Do you not remember what happened the last time that I mentioned your collar and lead? noooo:
redface:
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Quite.