The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2009, 08:31:49 AM
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Ok so we've established pigeons have no merit in the modern world and therefore should be proactively culled to extinction - well a couple of us have said we don't like them - evidence enough surely whistle:
So what other creatures need to go - be fossilised, slither back to the depths of the unknown or just be swatted away.
For me I do not understand the merit of having any of these critters in whatever ecosystem they exist Shrugs:
rats
wasps
moths
head lice
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Tapeworms
Pigeons
Mosquitoes
Everyone in Liverpool
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Flies
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We need some good recipes rubschin:
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Slug and Lettuce.
(not a bad pub, mind)
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Well yes, slugs. Can you cook them in garlic like? You'd have to hold off with the salt though ;)
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Why don't scientists eradicate locusts - surely they have no positive impact whacky115
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rubschin:
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Jellyfish
And Giant Pandas What do they do? They're so lazy they don't even have sex.
And chimps. Name one contribution they have made. No chimp has ever lifted a finger for me
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The Brat's latest obsession is wanting a Jellyfish as a pet Banghead Banghead Banghead
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eeek:
Is she quite mad? You ought to get her one eveilgrin:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4506722_keep-jellyfish-home-aquarium.html (http://www.ehow.com/how_4506722_keep-jellyfish-home-aquarium.html)
Nasty things. I got stung once. They just float about leaving a trail of death behind them. Like women drivers
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I got this far into the article.
This can be an expensive hobby
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I think she has carefully considered her options and decided on the thing that would wind me up most. A simple goldfish would not be nearly exciting enough. Last year she wanted a Galapagos tortoise cussing:
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I got this far
Be careful with your captive jellyfish. Their sting can be painful.
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I think she has carefully considered her options and decided on the thing that would wind me up most. A simple goldfish would not be nearly exciting enough. Last year she wanted a Galapagos tortoise cussing:
These things all need looking after. The Boy agreed to feed Boobygirl's three cats for the weekend. Pity he didn't tell us. Pity he forgot to feed them scared2:
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Oh dear noooo: - The Boy may well have to face the wrath of Boobygirl this evening - still you'll be able to advise him how to defuse such situations lol:
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Oh dear noooo: - The Boy may well have to face the wrath of Boobygirl this evening - still you'll be able to advise him how to defuse such situations lol:
We heard the shouting on the phone last night...............
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I think she has carefully considered her options and decided on the thing that would wind me up most. A simple goldfish would not be nearly exciting enough. Last year she wanted a Galapagos tortoise cussing:
These things all need looking after. The Boy agreed to feed Boobygirl's three cats for the weekend. Pity he didn't tell us. Pity he forgot to feed them scared2:
Hungry cats are beneficial in the rat-extinction program though.
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Come to think of it all creatures are pretty pointless. We are just talking abut the ones that irritate us. Ask hedgehogs for their views and the list would look quite different
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Come to think of it all creatures are pretty pointless. We are just talking abut the ones that irritate us. Ask hedgehogs for their views and the list would look quite different
Not to mention perforated.
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Wasps. Shrugs:
Slugs and snails in this country are both edible, I have no problem collecting snails and eating them, well, not raw obviously, but slugs I can't face even though they are just homeless snails. noooo:
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Got any slug recipes?
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http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm (http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm)
happy088
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First chop the slugs into fine mince eeek:
I think I'll have toast if you don't mind noooo:
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You could do that in a blender, like
See also
http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=71853 (http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=71853) eveilgrin:
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And chimps. Name one contribution they have made. No chimp has ever lifted a finger for me
Those tea adverts... and tea parties at the zoo... whistle:
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And what do wild chimps do? They just poke things with sticks all day noooo:
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A bit like small boys then rubschin:
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A bit like small boys then rubschin:
As would 'big boys' given half the chance, slightly different stick tho. noooo:
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http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm (http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm)
happy088
I actually wouldn't mind trying this, I will water the garden this evening and then lay in wait.... eveilgrin:
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Popcorn:
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http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm (http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm)
happy088
I actually wouldn't mind trying this, I will water the garden this evening and then lay in wait.... eveilgrin:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Wouldn't that be laying in wet tho rubschin:
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http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/turtle.htm (http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/turtle.htm)
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http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm (http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm)
happy088
I actually wouldn't mind trying this, I will water the garden this evening and then lay in wait.... eveilgrin:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Wouldn't that be laying in wet tho rubschin:
I shall set up a chair and hide on the patio, and then wait patiently with my 12 bore. whistle:
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http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm (http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/slug_fritters.htm)
happy088
I actually wouldn't mind trying this, I will water the garden this evening and then lay in wait.... eveilgrin:
sick2: sick2: sick2:
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BM made those for his party. He told people they were burgers
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I'm with you on this one Barmisspah sick2:
I now have new foods to add to my categories of Foods of Wrongness
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Check out the jellyfish recipe eveilgrin:
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BM made those for his party. He told people they were burgers
They were burgers just more slimy like, did he have a party and if so why weren't we invited. sad24:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead
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BM made those for his party. He told people they were burgers
They were burgers just more slimy like, did he have a party and if so why weren't we invited. sad24:
doh:
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What? Shrugs:
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Go and have a lie down, dear
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Go and have a lie down, dear
I am lying down... redface: