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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on June 17, 2009, 06:11:52 AM
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A furious Belgian father has gone to the police after his teenage daughter ended up with 56 stars tattooed on her face after allegedly asking the tattooist for "some points of colour"
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.
Source (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html)
Fell asleep my arse! happy001
Have you seen the picture of the freak she let have a go at her??? eeek:
Fuck me, the stupid cow should think herself lucky she escaped with her life! lol: lol: lol:
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She'd be great at a Star Trek party (don't get any ideas)
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According to other newspaper reports she was totally bladddered noooo:
If publicans are not meant to serve patrons when they believe they have had too much to drink ( as if ::) ) then someone in charge of a needle that is going to permanently scar you for life should have even more of a duty or responsibility to refuse evil:
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According to other newspaper reports she was totally bladddered noooo:
If publicans are not meant to serve patrons when they believe they have had too much to drink ( as if ::) ) then someone in charge of a needle that is going to permanently scar you for life should have even more of a duty or responsibility to refuse evil:
Have you seen the freak tho...? noooo:
Duty of care? He shouldn't be walking the streets....
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No we haven't seen him. What does he look like?
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No we haven't seen him. What does he look like?
A freak... ::)
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And you are in a position to comment about other people's looks how exactly whistle: whistle:
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point:
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And you are in a position to comment about other people's looks how exactly whistle: whistle:
evil:
I am not a freak! Banghead
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Humour him. Do they have mirrors in their house or does LL keep them covered up?
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Or even a freakess eyes:
happy100 happy100 happy100
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Humour him. Do they have mirrors in their house or does LL keep them covered up?
Bah! evil:
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Anyway stars on faces.......
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I look forward to watching her trying to get a job ..... she will prolly be classed as disabled now noooo:
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Bizarrely, I can't find any pictures of the freak that did it to her - although he was on Sky this morning... noooo:
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She could use make up
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Stand by...
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Those are metal rings all around his mouth... sick2:
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So he avoids magnets I spect. Wonder how he gets on at airports rubschin:
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And you are in a position to comment about other people's looks how exactly whistle: whistle:
evil:
I am not a freak! Banghead
Baldymodo?
"It's EsmareLL, she loves me" whistle:
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So he avoids magnets I spect. Wonder how he gets on at airports rubschin:
He prolly has to travel in the hold... in a cage like... noooo:
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So he avoids magnets I spect. Wonder how he gets on at airports rubschin:
Prollly has to leave at least 4 hours in advance to get through security noooo:
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Stand by...
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Those are metal rings all around his mouth... sick2:
eeek:
Are his spectacles real, or just drawn on?
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rubschin:
Would drawn on ones work, like?
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rubschin:
Would drawn on ones work, like?
They would work as a disguise...
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I'm sure his mum must be so proud of him noooo:
My brother has lots of tatts..... he calls them art ::) and has a whole scene of something or other on his back noooo: None on his face / neck or lower arms though - like that makes it any better.
For his 40th birthday- just gone - my sister in law paid for him to have a tattoo on his foot - they are weird folks that live in that part of the world noooo: noooo: noooo:
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For his 40th birthday- just gone - my sister in law paid for him to have a tattoo on his foot
Bloody blokes and bragging ::) If he had a foot he could have llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tatooed on it (instead of Rhyl)
Anyhoo, an old 'un...
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be OK.
John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your 'thingy'."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done!
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlour he saw a public loo and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the urinals and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black guy steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."
The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day."
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Those are metal rings all around his mouth... sick2:
That's just bad and wrong. sick2: scared2:
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For his 40th birthday- just gone - my sister in law paid for him to have a tattoo on his foot
Bloody blokes and bragging ::) If he had a foot he could have llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tatooed on it (instead of Rhyl)
Anyhoo, an old 'un...
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be OK.
John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your 'thingy'."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done!
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlour he saw a public loo and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the urinals and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black guy steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."
The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day."
noooo:
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Stand by...
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Those are metal rings all around his mouth... sick2:
That's just bad and wrong. sick2: scared2:
She may as well get the other side done now, to match like. We don't want her looking unsymmetrical. That would be ridiculous noooo:
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For his 40th birthday- just gone - my sister in law paid for him to have a tattoo on his foot
Bloody blokes and bragging ::) If he had a foot he could have llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tatooed on it (instead of Rhyl)
Anyhoo, an old 'un...
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be OK.
John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your 'thingy'."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done!
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlour he saw a public loo and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the urinals and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black guy steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."
The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day."
I heard it as Susan and Saskatchewan you racial stereotyping bastard! noooo:
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Do I detect a little note of jealousy? I imagine LL's name would not cause any great problems in your case whistle:
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I'm sure his mum must be so proud of him noooo:
Sorry, I posted the wrong picture... redface:
That is his mum... point:
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Those are metal rings all around his mouth... sick2:
That's just bad and wrong. sick2: scared2:
She may as well get the other side done now, to match like. We don't want her looking unsymmetrical. That would be ridiculous noooo:
rubschin:
She could get a job in the planetarium...
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Appear on Stars in their Eyes ...
alright - I already have my coat on lol:
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noooo:
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She could become a pornstar... whistle:
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Chalk another success up for Darwinism
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Is she dead? eeek:
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His theory, and I am willing to be corrected, was one of Evolution not death. Who the f*ck is now going to breed with her? Thus Darwin's theory of evolution causing a species to die out is correct.
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Ah yes, the breeding bit. She might meet someone with a moonface though happy088
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His theory, and I am willing to be corrected, was one of Evolution not death. Who the f*ck is now going to breed with her? Thus Darwin's theory of evolution causing a species to die out is correct.
The bloke that covered her face with stars while she was 'asleep' has prolly bred with her already! happy001
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And here is their fristborn....
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Appear on Stars in their Eyes ...
alright - I already have my coat on lol:
Let me guess, performing "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" lol:
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Not "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" then?
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Many years ago I worked in a place where there was a really really nice French gerl. She was very very eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Word reached us that she had had a black cat tattooed on one of her boobs. eyes:
One of my staff and I hatched a plan. At the staff Christmas party we told her that he was thinking of getting a tattoo done and could she tell us the number of her tattoist. She did so. I then said to him casually like , 'I hope he's OK'
She fell for it. 'He iz vairy good, Look.'
eyes: eyes:
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So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox. lol:
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noooo:
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I wonder how he gets on in pubs and caffs rubschin:
He must make a hell of a clatter when he eats
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I wonder how he gets on in pubs and caffs rubschin:
He must make a hell of a clatter when he eats
What on earth could possibly make him think that is a good thing to do...? noooo:
And why would you let something that looks like that tattoo you? I wouldn't let him clean my windows let alone touch me... sick2:
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I wonder what the next "Beckham" inspired fad will be?
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OR
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Get a tattoo, you'll only feel a little prick!
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Get a tattoo, you'll only feel a little prick!
Whereas you'll look like a big one !
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Who me?
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Who me?
No of course not Uncle !
Him
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phew!
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Well guess what:
'I lied about tattoo blunder because my father was furious': Teenage girl with 56 stars on her face finally comes clean
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html)
What a surprise!
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Kids noooo:
I am so glad I don't have a teenager in the house ;D
Ooh, hang on scared2:
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Well guess what:
'I lied about tattoo blunder because my father was furious': Teenage girl with 56 stars on her face finally comes clean
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html)
What a surprise!
What a stupid, stupid, stupid girl. Mind you her punishment will last a lifetime or cost a fortune of her own money to remove.
I presume it was her parents that contacted the media about this alleged negligent tattooist - one of those situations when one small lie escalates out of all proportion noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I am sure the Brat would never dream of such a thing.
The 12 year olds of today are far too sensible
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She wants her nose pierced - I have said NO !!!
She wants her ear pierced again - I have said NO!!! ( once is enough in my opinion)
She wants her belly button pierced - I have said NO !!!
Apparently I have been put on this earth to squeeze every last bit of fun out of her life - shrugs: - fair enough whistle:
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You could let her do piercings, on condition she does them herself eveilgrin:
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Well guess what:
'I lied about tattoo blunder because my father was furious': Teenage girl with 56 stars on her face finally comes clean
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html)
What a surprise!
Stoopid kid...
However, I have to say this was basically the story (angry father, etc.) on day 1 when I saw the first report on Sky...
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Like you said then ::)
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Like you said then ::)
Precisely... whistle:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
I bet all those coins really hurt. evil:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Arse! redface:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
You snooze you lose! point:
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Now now boys whistle:
lol:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
You snooze you lose! point:
Always happy to give way to an older, better man.
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
You snooze you lose! point:
Always happy to give way to an older, better man.
Hard to find tho eh...?
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
You snooze you lose! point:
Always happy to give way to an older, better man.
Hard to find tho eh...?
I defer to DS at all times 'cos he is posh and I know my place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0DUsGSMwZY
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
You snooze you lose! point:
Always happy to give way to an older, better man.
Hard to find tho eh...?
I defer to DS at all times 'cos he is posh and I know my place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0DUsGSMwZY
I look quite good in a cap... rubschin:
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noooo:
What is it like to be the fountain of all knowledge happy001
Sometimes I even surprise myself... cloud9:
What like when you didn't apply your knowledge of how to move large objects to a mattress whistle:
At least I could spell fount and didn't have to replace it with fountain... point:
Font ::) point:
Bugger ~ You beat me to it ~ Still it's worth a point:
You snooze you lose! point:
Always happy to give way to an older, better man.
Hard to find tho eh...?
I defer to DS at all times 'cos he is posh and I know my place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0DUsGSMwZY
I look quite good in a cap... rubschin:
Certainly a lot less shiny. whistle: