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Title: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
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A thief in  Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.


After  careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and
made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two streets away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a  crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.


       I had no Monet



      to buy Degas



to make the Van Gogh.'

Laugh? I thought I'd never start.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2009, 12:24:21 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2009, 12:27:08 PM
At least she is speaking to at you  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:27:30 PM
It is quite hard to argue via e mail
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2009, 12:28:39 PM
When somebody calls the toilet a 'bathroom', is that a loophemism...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:29:34 PM
 crash:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2009, 12:30:29 PM
Largely depends on your definition of toilet.

To many it means to wash or bathe.

Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:31:21 PM
I am too big to fit into ours. It would make showering a lot quicker if I could
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2009, 12:34:03 PM
It is quite hard to argue via e mail

My ex-wife had to have an operation on her vocal chords (very nasty actually) but the up side was that she was not allowed to speak for 6 weeks.
She used to row with me in writing

USING VERY BIG LETTERS! to shout like
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
Did you reply using a megaphone?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick e mails me a joke
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2009, 12:37:06 PM
No ~ I just kept misplacing my glasses until she gave up ~ she used to throw things to attract my attention, ashtrays and stuff like that. Anything heavy in fact.