The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
-
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two streets away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.'
Laugh? I thought I'd never start. noooo:
-
noooo:
-
At least she is speaking
to at you whistle:
-
It is quite hard to argue via e mail
-
When somebody calls the toilet a 'bathroom', is that a loophemism...? rubschin:
-
crash:
-
Largely depends on your definition of toilet.
To many it means to wash or bathe.
-
I am too big to fit into ours. It would make showering a lot quicker if I could
-
It is quite hard to argue via e mail
My ex-wife had to have an operation on her vocal chords (very nasty actually) but the up side was that she was not allowed to speak for 6 weeks.
She used to row with me in writing
USING VERY BIG LETTERS! to shout like
-
Did you reply using a megaphone?
-
No ~ I just kept misplacing my glasses until she gave up ~ she used to throw things to attract my attention, ashtrays and stuff like that. Anything heavy in fact.