The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2009, 09:50:18 AM
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Our I.T geeks are upgrading our database system and have had to put a new 'test' database on our screens. It is very clearly labelled noooo: but still has the same icon noooo:
We use our database to check what complaints have been received and contact 'customers' etc.
Meanwhile the IT geeks have been putting on test cases into the test databases and with their usual sense of humour.
We have one member of the team whose IT skills leaves a lot to be desired - he should also have been retired off about 10 years ago but is hanging on in there.
This morning he has obviously gone into the test database by mistake. The cases are automatically alloacted according to the area and he has seen a couple of cases in his name and attempted to contact them. The first call was to Tinky Winky regarding his poor housing conditions in the hill and the other to C.Lion regarding fish smells noooo: .
The number provided was obviously to the I.T bods and he couldn't understand why they were pissing themselves laughing the first time when he asked for Tinky Winky. He got very frustrated when trying to obtain any sensible information and they didn't put him out of his misery lol:. So he put the phone down and then rang his next call .....staright back to the same people and when he asked to speak to Mr C.Lion they erupted.
His colleague next to him has pointed out his error and he meanwhile has gone for a coffee.
Poor thing
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lol: lol: lol:
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Beats the old "long weight" trick.
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Can't they add the one about the woman with the large bush at the front that is untidy and overgrown, and the funny smell coming from her back passage?