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Title: What to say
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2009, 07:28:19 PM
Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life  noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.

He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now  ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support  evil:

Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic  whistle:

The text says :

What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please  happy001

So answers on a text message please  lol:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Pirate on June 19, 2009, 07:49:09 PM
friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Pastis on June 19, 2009, 08:05:34 PM
 lol: lol:

answer = watch flm http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/ & wsh u were Ml Gbsn     ;)
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2009, 08:14:54 PM
I must have a really big think  rubschin:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: TG on June 19, 2009, 08:32:55 PM
Tell him to fuck off.

Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2009, 04:43:27 AM
Tell him to fuck off.


lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2009, 07:55:23 AM
Miss D ~ this twat thinks if he plays this game for long enough he is going to get into your knickers. Tell him straight. TG sums it up best.
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
Exactly what he said!!
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2009, 11:48:27 AM
Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life  noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.

He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now  ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support  evil:

Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic  whistle:

The text says :

What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please  happy001

So answers on a text message please  lol:

"Dear loser, since I came out as a lesbian, I can only tell you what women want from other women. Have a sex change then come back and ask me again."
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2009, 11:59:47 AM
Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life  noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.

He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now  ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support  evil:

Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic  whistle:

The text says :

What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please  happy001

So answers on a text message please  lol:

"Dear loser, since I came out as a lesbian, I can only tell you what women want from other women. Have a sex change then come back and ask me again."

Oh Darwin... I just never thought it of you of all people...  noooo:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
Good plan though
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2009, 12:04:45 PM
Miss D ~ this twat thinks if he plays this game for long enough he is going to get into your knickers. Tell him straight. TG sums it up best.

 eeek:

What by being a sad , pathetic twat  - I'm afraid that doesn't do it for me  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
He THINKS it gives him a chance.
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: TG on June 20, 2009, 04:39:30 PM
Has he been told to fuck off yet?

I'll tell him if you like.  evil:

Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2009, 04:59:52 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I haven't responded to the text yet .....I really can't be arsed ...it would only mean getting another one back  noooo:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2009, 05:50:12 PM
He THINKS it gives him a chance.

Exactly what he said. At least we know how men work  noooo:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Pirate on June 20, 2009, 08:17:48 PM
Give us his number...we'll tell him, like  whistle:
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:03:50 AM
Money, confidence and a big willy. That should send him scurrying away!
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2009, 08:05:22 AM
Exactly! delete and forget.
Title: Re: What to say
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2009, 08:25:03 AM
Money, confidence and a big willy.

Or part thereof.