The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2009, 07:28:19 PM
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Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.
He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support evil:
Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic whistle:
The text says :
What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please happy001
So answers on a text message please lol:
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friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
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lol: lol:
answer = watch flm http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/ & wsh u were Ml Gbsn ;)
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I must have a really big think rubschin:
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Tell him to fuck off.
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Tell him to fuck off.
lol: lol: lol:
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Miss D ~ this twat thinks if he plays this game for long enough he is going to get into your knickers. Tell him straight. TG sums it up best.
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Exactly what he said!!
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Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.
He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support evil:
Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic whistle:
The text says :
What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please happy001
So answers on a text message please lol:
"Dear loser, since I came out as a lesbian, I can only tell you what women want from other women. Have a sex change then come back and ask me again."
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Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.
He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support evil:
Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic whistle:
The text says :
What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please happy001
So answers on a text message please lol:
"Dear loser, since I came out as a lesbian, I can only tell you what women want from other women. Have a sex change then come back and ask me again."
Oh Darwin... I just never thought it of you of all people... noooo:
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Good plan though
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Miss D ~ this twat thinks if he plays this game for long enough he is going to get into your knickers. Tell him straight. TG sums it up best.
eeek:
What by being a sad , pathetic twat - I'm afraid that doesn't do it for me noooo: noooo: noooo:
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He THINKS it gives him a chance.
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Has he been told to fuck off yet?
I'll tell him if you like. evil:
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lol: lol: lol:
I haven't responded to the text yet .....I really can't be arsed ...it would only mean getting another one back noooo:
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He THINKS it gives him a chance.
Exactly what he said. At least we know how men work noooo:
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Give us his number...we'll tell him, like whistle:
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Money, confidence and a big willy. That should send him scurrying away!
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Exactly! delete and forget.
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Money, confidence and a big willy.
Or part thereof.