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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2009, 03:52:37 PM
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So...
Driving back from Brighton (no jokes please) I noticed a tenderness around my left nipple. Thinking it must just be a bit chafed, I ignored.
By the time I arrived home, it was getting really quite sore so I investigated the area. It looked very white - chafed skin I thought - a quick, tentative squeeze proved otherwise.
Think The Excorsist"..
A jet of what looked like cottage cheese and tomato ketchup exploded ten feet across the floor.
Seems fine now.
Most peculiar.
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sick2:
Thank you for that information. I feel it should be quarantined to the Medical Centre where a lengthy discussion could be had by those with an interest in such matters
This may help
http://www.cancerhelp.org.uk/help/default.asp?page=5075#symptoms (http://www.cancerhelp.org.uk/help/default.asp?page=5075#symptoms)
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I feel comfortable sharing bodily fluids with you, Nick ;-)
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eeek:
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Prolly an infected cyst. I had to have one removed (day surgery) some years ago. Mine too was on the left nipple, bloody sore for a couple of weeks TBH. When they took it out it was quite large. Most painful bit was the injection of local anaesthetic. After the biopsy the doc said it was not malignant and would likely have done what yours did in time. If it returns I would get it looked at by the medics, if not forget it.
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I believe it can be made worse by beer drinking noooo:
He may have to go on the wagon for a few months, like
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Thank you Snoops - much as I suspected.
Now, can we turn to the one on my scrotum?
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You're on your own there pal. Friends we may be but there are limits.
rubschin: You sure it's a cyst and not just a little winkle? whistle:
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Get Mrs TMR (to be) to have a careful look. Do not allow her to deploy any tools (other than a magnifying glass)
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She is sharpening her fingernails as we speak. If you hear a scream, you will know why.
To prepare, I am drinking many pints of anaethestic.
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I think I'll delay my tea for a little longer now eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Not strawberries and cream again noooo:
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I'm glad I didn't venture round to the dark side this afternoon and stayed in the restaurant instead.
Mind you this did entail the first encounter with the new, midget size waitress - not very much in the way of customer care there - no tip left.
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Perhaps she had trouble reaching up to the table noooo:
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I am not totally sure but I think her other half is the barman with Dumbo ears - TMR may confirm -a wonderful couple.
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Do we have pictures of the midget and the elephant? Have they mated?
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I have met this person and as well as being dereft of height, she also is Welsh and has a moustache.
Her boyfriend/Morlock is also Welsh and has ears that can tune into Sky Sports 1 and 2.
A typically attractive North Welsh couple. My exploding nipple was more attractive.
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Welsh! doh:
That explains it
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Havin refurbed the pub, the staff appearances are going downhill.
Food was very nice though.
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sick2:
This all belongs in the Medical Centre for sure... noooo:
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At last ::)
And that also includes any future refs to Welsh peoples of course
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Indeed Nick. Simples.
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Do we have pictures of the midget and the elephant? Have they mated?
Tim Conway spoke about them when he went off-script
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY
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There aren't many things that make me retch but that truly did. sick2:
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6343.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6343.0)
Wimmin noooo:
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It's happened again, other nipple this time sick2:
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eeek:
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It's happened again, other nipple this time sick2:
Sounds like you are lactating.
Any Wise Men or shepherds turned up yet?
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It's happened again, other nipple this time sick2:
Sounds like you are lactating.
Any Wise Men or shepherds turned up yet?
Little chance of either on here... noooo:
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Mrs TMRBB used her talons to great effect in squeezing the offending area into submission. Even she said it was disgusterous. What is causing this?
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Mrs TMRBB used her talons to great effect in squeezing the offending area into submission. Even she said it was disgusterous. What is causing this?
A lack of high speed motorcycling adventures prolly... whistle:
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Mrs TMRBB used her talons to great effect in squeezing the offending area into submission. Even she said it was disgusterous. What is causing this?
The bile has to come out somehow.
If you were a cow DS would have the answer.
Serious mode on <Take it to your GP> Serious mode off.
http://www.malehealth.co.uk/userpage1.cfm?item_id=210
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If you were a cow DS would have the answer.
noooo:
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