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Title: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 07:21:21 AM
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:

They are producing a new one on the market - because all the other erotica magazines for women have been so succesful  noooo: noooo: noooo: 
"The founder, Suraya Singh,  used to have a mundane job working for an education quango. Like millions of women the 30-year-old would often spend her lunch breaks perusing the women's magazine section at a nearby newsstand ......( personally I spend my lunch breaks eating but that's where I'm probably going wrong  lol: ) .... she became increasingly despondent at the celebrity gossip, diet tips and fashion advice she was bombarded with. What she wanted was a classy erotica magazine that women like her would be happy to buy. Men's magazines regularly mixed aspirational and intelligent content with high-brow erotica " happy001 happy001 happy001


Sex will be strictly cerebral in a new top-shelf magazine for 'thinking women'  ::) Next week she will launch Filament,  eeek:  a self-funded quarterly erotica magazine that is squarely aimed at turning women on. A glitzy launch party complete with male acrobats is planned for Monday and an initial print run of 5,000 copies has just rolled off the presses.

"Marketed as "the thinking woman's crumpet", the first issue features a semi-naked man in a praying position on its cover. Inside, artistic photoshoots of scantily clad male models are juxtaposed next to erotic short stories and erudite articles on off-beat topics such as the merits of being a geek. And if you tire of the sex, there's always a recipe for spicy celeriac bake to keep you busy."

The first issue has avoided full-frontal nudity   noooo: - I have cancelled my subscription with immediate effect  lol:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 07:23:56 AM
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:


Bah!  Banghead
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 07:28:38 AM
She is going for the gay readership  noooo:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 07:30:20 AM
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:


Bah!  Banghead

And how many seconds was it before you clicked on this topic  happy001
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 07:32:27 AM
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:


Bah!  Banghead

And how many seconds was it before you clicked on this topic  happy001
I was falsely attracted to this thread!  cussing:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 07:32:38 AM
She is going for the gay readership  noooo:

Exactly - so just promote it as such - not something for the modern 'thinking' woman - how feckin patronising does she want to be . This apparently is what 'a woman who thinks'  looks like  ::)

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Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 08:23:50 AM
She is going for the gay readership  noooo:

Exactly - so just promote it as such - not something for the modern 'thinking' woman - how feckin patronising does she want to be . This apparently is what 'a woman who thinks'  looks like  ::)

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No wonder she thinks for herself.

Nobody is going to think about her.  noooo:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 08:28:32 AM
She looks quite acceptable to me.
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Pirate on June 22, 2009, 08:35:54 AM
I'd do her  eyes:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 08:38:39 AM
It's a bloke you pair of buffoons.  ::)
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Pirate on June 22, 2009, 08:40:52 AM
 eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 08:42:26 AM
eeek: noooo:
point:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Pirate on June 22, 2009, 08:47:30 AM
That is no bloke (is it) Is her name Lola? with a dark brown voice?
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 08:55:56 AM
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That is her listening ear pose  rubschin:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Pirate on June 22, 2009, 09:03:27 AM
Do the cuffs match the collar I wonder  rubschin:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 22, 2009, 09:21:32 AM
The first issue has avoided full-frontal nudity    - I have cancelled my subscription with immediate effect 

I shall refrain from subscribing. angel1

I can appreciate a beautiful female body/form in a non lesbian sort of way, I can also drool appreciate a beautiful body on a bloke but would prefer that he kept his kecks on.  I once saw the center spread in a girlie magazine, it featured a very attractive young man on a surf board, with his willy sort of flapping around it really did not do it for me. noooo:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 09:25:31 AM
It's a bloke you pair of buffoons.  ::)

I don't think so DS  noooo:

It's you that should have gone to:


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Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Pirate on June 22, 2009, 09:44:50 AM
DS was too close to the Aga. His specs had steamed up prolly
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 09:51:58 AM

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"Kevin from Felixtowe, pictured in The Queens Arms during the annual Fairy Ring pageant, still looking pale after his return from surgery in Amsterdam."

Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
Keep digging DS.  ::)
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 10:58:57 AM
'She' does look a bit masculine like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:23:15 AM
She may be yet another unconvincing transvestite. There's a lot about. Look at Anne Widdecombe, for example
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 11:23:57 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Well, 'her' face for starters... imagine if 'she' had a more masculine hair cut... And no false boobs like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 11:24:52 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Square jaw, broad shoulders, protruding eyebrow ridge, huge testicles tucked up under the tee-shirt.

Need I go on?

I bet the voice is like Lee Marvin after 20 Capstans.
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 11:25:26 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Square jaw, broad shoulders, protruding eyebrow ridge, huge testicles tucked up under the tee-shirt.

Need I go on?

I bet the voice is like Lee Marvin after 20 Capstans.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:27:06 AM
Deffo a bloke then. That's sorted. What next?
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:36:49 AM
"Well, nobody's perfect."
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:38:21 AM
Mrs Nick thinks she is
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:39:55 AM
Mrs Nick thinks she is

What, a man like?
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:40:34 AM
 ::)

Perfick






























(she's not)
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:45:01 AM
Nick and Mrs Nick


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Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 11:51:16 AM
Nick and Mrs Nick


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Which one is Nick...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2009, 11:53:43 AM
Nick is taller than Mrs Nick ~ I shall say no more. whistle:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:54:48 AM
Everyone is taller than Mrs Nick
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 11:55:50 AM
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Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 11:55:58 AM
Everyone is taller than Mrs Nick
Even a tiny person...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:56:32 AM
I have seen taller dwarfs/dwarves  noooo:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 11:57:26 AM
I have seen taller dwarfs/dwarves  noooo:
Taller than what?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:58:27 AM
 ::)

Mrs Nick





















He's been at the Wincarnis again
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 11:59:26 AM
How tall do you have to be before you are no longer classified as a Dwarf  rubschin:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 12:03:03 PM
Everyone is taller than Mrs Nick

Well it explains the 'Napoleon Complex'
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 12:04:05 PM
Quite so. She still has to do the 'Instruction du Jour' every morning  cussing:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
How tall do you have to be before you are no longer classified as a Dwarf  rubschin:
4 feet ten and a half inches... Well, a quarter I suppose...

Quote from: Wikipedia
Dwarfism (pronounced /ˈdwɔrfɪzəm/) is a medical term describing a person of short stature. In Anglo Saxon world some defined it as being a person with an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (147 cm).[1] However, the average height of the population group differ greatly by genetic and environment.
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2009, 12:06:27 PM
The first Mrs Snoopy was just 5 feet tall. Napoleon Complex included at no extra charge.
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 12:07:24 PM
I suppose if a dwarf drank a lot of milk in childhood it could smash some sort of dwarfness record  rubschin:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 12:07:33 PM
How tall do you have to be before you are no longer classified as a Dwarf  rubschin:
4 feet ten and a half inches... Well, a quarter I suppose...

Quote from: Wikipedia
Dwarfism (pronounced /ˈdwɔrfɪzəm/) is a medical term describing a person of short stature. In Anglo Saxon world some defined it as being a person with an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (147 cm).[1] However, the average height of the population group differ greatly by genetic and environment.

 The extra half inch is always so important  whistle:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Snoopy on June 22, 2009, 12:08:46 PM
How tall do you have to be before you are no longer classified as a Dwarf  rubschin:
4 feet ten and a half inches... Well, a quarter I suppose...

Quote from: Wikipedia
Dwarfism (pronounced /ˈdwɔrfɪzəm/) is a medical term describing a person of short stature. In Anglo Saxon world some defined it as being a person with an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (147 cm).[1] However, the average height of the population group differ greatly by genetic and environment.

 The extra half inch is always so important  whistle:

Probably what got me into this mess in the first place.
Title: Re: Girly magazines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 12:10:32 PM
 lol: lol: lol: