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Title: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
42 soon.

We shall have to have a whip round

Perhaps some Boots tokens for all those special creams and elasticated orthopaedic devices she will be in need of  rubschin:

Or a new bikini (XXL)?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: tel on June 22, 2009, 02:18:33 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: tel on June 22, 2009, 02:22:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
42 soon.

We shall have to have a whip round

Perhaps some Boots tokens for all those special creams and elasticated orthopaedic devices she will be in need of  rubschin:

Or a new bikini (XXL)?

Here you go, Nick.

http://www.blushbabe.co.uk/productcart/pc/10199-Miss-Demeanour-Costume-78p4553.htm
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:27:07 PM
Ooooooooooh, she'd like that
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 02:28:57 PM
How very thoughtful of you ....and putting my age in big bright lights . You are such a true and honourable gentleman   cool20:

And I was going to buy cakes  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:30:11 PM
I know a good train cake shop you could try
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: tel on June 22, 2009, 02:30:55 PM
Fairy cakes?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 02:31:28 PM
Anyone in central London on Friday night I am having a party - apparently  noooo: - I am not organising it as you can tell  evil:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:44:25 PM
Tea and cakes and stuff. Somewhere quiet, like?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 22, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
No doubt....


Menu

Smoked Salmon Sandwiches
Ham Sandwiches
Chicken Sandwiches
Cucumber Sandwiches
Mature Cheddar Cheese Sandwiches
Egg Mayonnaise and Cress Bridge Roll



Freshly Baked Raisin and Apple Scones with
Devonshire Clotted Cream and Strawberry Preserve



Assortment of Afternoon Tea Pastries
Ritz Chocolate Cake



A Birthday Cake
A Glass of Champagne

£58 per person
[/b]

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:58:38 PM
Looks a bit fattening  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 22, 2009, 03:11:29 PM
You'd lose 58 pounds for that  eeek:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2009, 03:17:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:44:25 PM
Tea and cakes and stuff. Somewhere quiet, like?

If only  noooo:


Girl's (and a few blokes ) big p1ss up in loud bar  noooo:

I'd prefer Pastis's  option  - but then that does involve food  cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: Pastis on June 22, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
No doubt....


Menu

Smoked Salmon Sandwiches
Ham Sandwiches
Chicken Sandwiches
Cucumber Sandwiches
Mature Cheddar Cheese Sandwiches
Egg Mayonnaise and Cress Bridge Roll



Freshly Baked Raisin and Apple Scones with
Devonshire Clotted Cream and Strawberry Preserve



Assortment of Afternoon Tea Pastries
Ritz Chocolate Cake



A Birthday Cake
A Glass of Champagne

£58 per person
[/b]

 eeek: eeek:

Is that the ritz afternoon tea? I've always wanted to do that for my birthday.
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 07:59:04 AM
Make sure Mr Wench pays
 happy001












































Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:00:38 AM
Mr Wench pay!?!?!??  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
I imagine the setting would be lovely - but £58 for a few sandwiches, scone , cake and a glass of champagne is a bit  eeek:

Unless someone else is paying of course  rubschin:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:02:44 AM
Oh it is a bit much, I agree. But I did think that for my 30th maybe he would have managed something.  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 08:03:20 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 23, 2009, 04:16:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 22, 2009, 02:31:28 PM
Anyone in central London on Friday night I am having a party - apparently  noooo: - I am not organising it as you can tell  evil:


Oh bugger I will be heading North, (South would result in me getting very wet) on Friday otherwise I would have bought you cake and wine Miss D.  Rain check?  When you heading down this way next?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 04:32:15 PM
Meant to be going to Portsmouth on Saturday night but I also meant to be going somewhere else as well ( closer to home) ....think I know which one might win  lol:

Have some wine and cake anyway and enjoy  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 04:48:09 PM
Miss D passes up on sailors in favour of Sven  eyes:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 04:54:47 PM
You know Sven is going to be about 16 and on some kind of apprenticeship scheme don't you  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 04:59:51 PM
You can take him in hand and teach him a lot of things he had no idea about. Educashun. A good thing
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 23, 2009, 05:01:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 04:54:47 PM
You know Sven is going to be about 16 and on some kind of apprenticeship scheme don't you  noooo:

He will prolly have a very shiny suit too.  An estate agent in the making. eeek:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
and trousers hanging half way down his arse  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 23, 2009, 05:03:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
and trousers hanging half way down his arse  noooo:

Nooo that's just bad and wrong, unless it is very tanned and pert obviously. redface:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on June 23, 2009, 05:05:06 PM
He's probably on a youth offenders scheme.
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 05:05:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 23, 2009, 05:03:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
and trousers hanging half way down his arse  noooo:

Nooo that's just bad and wrong, unless it is very tanned and pert obviously. redface:

and you're the one that is pulling them down  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on June 23, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 05:05:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 23, 2009, 05:03:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
and trousers hanging half way down his arse  noooo:

Nooo that's just bad and wrong, unless it is very tanned and pert obviously. redface:

and you're the one that is pulling them down  whistle:

Obviously  ::)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 23, 2009, 05:13:59 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 05:05:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 23, 2009, 05:03:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
and trousers hanging half way down his arse  noooo:

Nooo that's just bad and wrong, unless it is very tanned and pert obviously. redface:

and you're the one that is pulling them down  whistle:

As if I would. angel1  Snoops, wire brush and Dettol NOW!
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 05:38:21 PM
We demand pics on Friday  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 05:41:58 PM
What pics of Sven  rubschin:

Do I have to ask his permission first like  confused2:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 05:43:45 PM
Hang out the window and snap him. Then offer him a hob nob
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2009, 05:43:45 PM
Hang out the window and snap him. Then offer him a hob nob

and these tactics of yours have worked successfully in the past eh  rubschin:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 23, 2009, 05:49:05 PM
I doubt it very much. noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2009, 06:46:23 PM
She should wear her best bikini. That would entrap him
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2009, 06:52:28 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mind you it would certainly guarantee the work would be finished quicker - he would be desperate to escape  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:41:32 AM
SVEN showers off after his day of fencing werk making Miss D late for her gerls' night out


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Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 10:45:39 AM
If Miss D ever got to her gerls night out  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
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Barman tests his new shower...  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:49:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
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Barman tests his new shower using a man LL got in...  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
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Barman tests his new shower...  whistle:

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Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:51:42 AM
Sorry Miss D but that one is gay  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 10:52:18 AM
What now?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 10:52:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:51:42 AM
Sorry Miss D but that one is gay  noooo:

Doesn't spoil the view tho  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:53:30 AM
I Googled 'gay men images' and, um, up he popped, like
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 10:55:14 AM
I think I am really much better off not knowing what search criteria you use in Google scared2:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:55:57 AM
If you type in, hypothetically like, Keyboard Cat, for example, you get some amazing stuff  angel1
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: barmisspah? on June 26, 2009, 11:21:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 10:53:30 AM
I Googled 'gay men images' and, um, up he popped, like

Doesn't necessarily mean that he is gay though, just that gay men like to, ahem. look at him
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 11:21:59 AM
 rubschin:

You mean in the same way they all lust after BM, like?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: barmisspah? on June 26, 2009, 11:29:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 11:21:59 AM
rubschin:

You mean in the same way they all lust after BM, like?

Obviously
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 11:56:51 AM
 cloud9:

Um, I mean..  scared2:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:22:45 PM
Anyhoo. Gerls' night out.

Mahoosive hangover tomorrow (and useful memory blackouts)

I do hope she misbehaves
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:26:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:22:45 PM
Anyhoo. Gerls' night out.

Mahoosive hangover tomorrow (and useful memory blackouts)

I do hope she misbehaves
Would she tell us tho...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
Tell us what? All she will have is a hangover and some torn clothing  rubschin:

And some old Swede near the toaster  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:34:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
Tell us what? All she will have is a hangover and some torn clothing  rubschin:

And some old Swede near the toaster  noooo:
I suppose...

Still, if she loses her handbag and locks herself out she won't have a fence to climb over in her heels...  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea  noooo:

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:40:50 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea  noooo:

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*
I thought she had the day off today to meet Sven like...?  rubschin:

Still, she does appear to have disappeared (does that make sense?) quite early...  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
 redface:  Wouldn't be the first time I'm not up to speed   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:47:40 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
redface:  Wouldn't be the first time I'm not up to speed   Shrugs:
Have you opened a bottle yet...?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:50:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea  noooo:

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*

Tsk  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:51:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:47:40 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
redface:  Wouldn't be the first time I'm not up to speed   Shrugs:
Have you opened a bottle yet...?

 cloud9:  A white Merlot tonight

Does it show?  redface:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
Not yet. Will post book Monday!
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:52:19 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:51:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:47:40 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
redface:  Wouldn't be the first time I'm not up to speed   Shrugs:
Have you opened a bottle yet...?

 cloud9:  A white Merlot tonight

Does it show?  redface:

No, I just hoped you were up to speed on the booze like...

I'm drinking a rather nice bottle of... um, I forget....  redface:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:52:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:50:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea  noooo:

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*

Tsk  noooo:

Whaaaaat?  eeek:

Bad Nick  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:54:22 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:52:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:50:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea  noooo:

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*

Tsk  noooo:

Whaaaaat?  eeek:

Bad Nick  noooo:
noooo:

No doubt the keyboard cat made him do it...  ::)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:57:45 PM
I think he's taking "plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous" as some kind of symbolic gesture  whacky115
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 04:57:45 PM
I think he's taking "plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous" as some kind of symbolic gesture  whacky115
To be fair, he prolly has twenty gallons of houmous and thirty kilos of celery to play with...  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 26, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
True, prolly.

Anyhoo .... I must go dice some onions  whistle:

Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 05:08:18 PM
The knockers have arrived. Dinner in about 30 minutes then, when the rest of her gets here
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 05:08:18 PM
The knockers have arrived. Dinner in about 30 minutes then, when the rest of her gets here
lol: lol: lol:

Oh you do make me larf Nick!
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 05:14:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6R0oBl5GMU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6R0oBl5GMU&feature=related)

Just for you!
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 05:16:36 PM
No, you make me larf, not keyboard cat...  ::)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 05:22:58 PM
He is excellent!

He captures a mood, and plays well.

Thusly

http://keyboardcat.com/2009/06/21/one-of-a-kind/ (http://keyboardcat.com/2009/06/21/one-of-a-kind/)
 angel1
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 05:22:58 PM
He is excellent!

He captures a mood, and plays well.
noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 05:27:24 PM
http://keyboardcat.com/2009/05/23/keyboard-cat-vs-nancy-grace/ (http://keyboardcat.com/2009/05/23/keyboard-cat-vs-nancy-grace/)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 27, 2009, 07:50:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 04:22:45 PM
Anyhoo. Gerls' night out.

Mahoosive hangover tomorrow (and useful memory blackouts)

I do hope she misbehaves

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That about sums it up  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Left early to go to friends house to get ready ..had 1 or 2 drinks

Then met everyone at pub ...had 1 or 2 drinks

Then we went to a restaurant ...had 1 or 2 drinks

Then we went to some club thing  noooo: noooo: noooo: - dunno how much I had to drink

Can't remember if I have any memory blackouts  angel1 - but do remember some cringe worthy stuff and there is not a keyboard cat in hell chance I am going to provide you with that sort of ammo Nick  lol:

Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2009, 07:57:40 AM
Welcome back Miss D!

Only another two nights of celebrations!  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 27, 2009, 08:09:35 AM
No Sunday is going to be a much more sophisticated occasion - I am being taken out for the day  angel1

Tonight - just have some friends coming round late in the evening  rubschin:

I'm sure the worst is over  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 27, 2009, 11:12:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2009, 07:57:40 AM
Welcome back Miss D!
Only another two nights of celebrations!  lol:

A big huge thank you to you and LL  xxxxx

They sent me some gorgeous flowers and chocolates today  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

A guaranteed hang over cure  8)

Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Just One More on June 27, 2009, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 27, 2009, 07:50:28 AM

... Can't remember if I have any memory blackouts  angel1 - but do remember some cringe worthy stuff and there is not a keyboard cat in hell chance I am going to provide you with that sort of ammo Nick  lol:



You did post about what happened in the early hours, but Barman deleted them for you  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2009, 11:40:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2009, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 27, 2009, 07:50:28 AM

... Can't remember if I have any memory blackouts  angel1 - but do remember some cringe worthy stuff and there is not a keyboard cat in hell chance I am going to provide you with that sort of ammo Nick  lol:



You did post about what happened in the early hours, but Barman deleted them for you  whistle:
That was supposed to be a secret JOM...  ::)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 27, 2009, 11:42:18 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2009, 11:30:41 AM
You did post about what happened in the early hours, but Barman deleted them for you  whistle: 

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Can you retrieve them then so I can remember them please   redface:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2009, 11:46:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2009, 11:40:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2009, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 27, 2009, 07:50:28 AM

... Can't remember if I have any memory blackouts  angel1 - but do remember some cringe worthy stuff and there is not a keyboard cat in hell chance I am going to provide you with that sort of ammo Nick  lol:



You did post about what happened in the early hours, but Barman deleted them for you  whistle:
That was supposed to be a secret JOM...  ::)
I must say the photos were a real eye-opener.  eeek:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 27, 2009, 11:50:04 AM
I'm sorry if I offended anyone - but it was awfully hot in there  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2009, 12:32:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 27, 2009, 11:50:04 AM
I'm sorry if I offended anyone - but it was awfully hot in there  lol:
Unfortunately, we accidentally removed a number of keyboard cat posts at the same time...  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2009, 01:07:41 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 08:05:17 AM
Happy Burfday Miss D!

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Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 08:09:55 AM
Fank u  cloud9:

The Brat has bought me a necklace ...and then said she really likes it and could she wear it today  noooo: noooo: noooo: She went to buy me a card but the one and only card shop in London had closed down whacky115  - so she made one but left it at her friends house yesterday  evil:

So I just sent her out to the shops to get me one - cursing under her breath - happy birthday to me  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 28, 2009, 08:05:17 AM
Happy Burfday Miss D!

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Thank heavens we don't have sound  cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 08:26:39 AM
42 today
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 08:29:40 AM
Where is a mod when you need one  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 08:30:21 AM
I am sure you have all kinds of surprises treats in store
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 08:32:02 AM
Actually I think the treat is yours - I am off out shortly and you shall all have a day of peace and quiet from me - my present to you  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 08:34:50 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 09:00:38 AM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2009, 09:04:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 28, 2009, 08:09:55 AM
Fank u  cloud9:

The Brat has bought me a necklace ...and then said she really likes it and could she wear it today  noooo: noooo: noooo: She went to buy me a card but the one and only card shop in London had closed down whacky115  - so she made one but left it at her friends house yesterday  evil:

So I just sent her out to the shops to get me one - cursing under her breath - happy birthday to me  noooo:

Happy Birthday young lady.  ;)

I wish I was your age again.  cloud9:












Apart from the Falklands of course.
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 09:05:34 AM
Quote
Apart from the Falklands of course.

Euphemism # 343,560?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: tel on June 28, 2009, 10:45:01 AM
Happy birthday Miss D.
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 10:46:43 AM
She will remember nothing at all about it  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 10:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2009, 10:46:43 AM
She will remember nothing at all about it  noooo:
What?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 10:48:05 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on June 28, 2009, 11:59:14 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FO7XaDs_8Y&feature=related
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 06:18:39 PM
Aaahhhh thanks everybody....

Have had a brill day .

Been taken for a gorgeous pub lunch ..and lots of drinks ...then to watch the Biggin Hill air show. Weather was glorious . What a fab day  cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 06:21:52 PM
Miss D discloses a hitherto concealed interest in military aircraft  rubschin:

I find it worrying myself
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
It's not something I would have chosen ..but have to say twas a great day out.

I am not adverse to trying new things  eyes:

Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 06:25:32 PM
So many impure thoughts, so little time  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pirate on June 28, 2009, 06:49:05 PM
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/090120-sex-tips-new-things-initiate-sex.aspx (http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/090120-sex-tips-new-things-initiate-sex.aspx)

Happy B'Day  ;)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 06:52:46 PM
Happy Birthday oh impish one  eyes:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Pirate on June 28, 2009, 06:49:05 PM
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/090120-sex-tips-new-things-initiate-sex.aspx (http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/090120-sex-tips-new-things-initiate-sex.aspx)

Happy B'Day  ;)

You're too kind  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 07:01:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 06:52:46 PM
Happy Birthday oh impish one  eyes:

"impish - naughtily or annoyingly playful; "teasing and worrying with impish laughter"; "a wicked prank"


Mmmmmmm  rubschin: - fair enough.

Thanks hun
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
Ah you know I love you really Miss D  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
Ah you know I love you really Miss D  lol:

You've been on the Cherry Tango again haven't you GM  lol:  lol: lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:08:33 PM
Nope, watched the Madness set at Glasto. God it brought back some memories.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 07:13:21 PM
and The Specials one earlier  8)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:17:27 PM
Yep. Madness are holding another Madstock this year for their 30th anniversary and The Specials are going to be playing as well.



That's a portion of my redundo payment going on that, one on this years Secret Policeman's Ball and another going on next years Glastonbury as it is the 40th anniversary.

God its disappearing fast and I havent even got it yet.  lol:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 07:21:51 PM
You may have to get another job at this rate ....as long as it doesn't interfere with your social life of course  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:25:18 PM
Oh I'm getting another job, garden leave is already driving me nuts. I need something to do that will stretch me  noooo:

Now where did I put that Japanese language course. rubschin:

I just have to make sure that I already have that holiday 'booked' as it where.  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 28, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
Glad to hear you had a great day!

I'm happily knackered here after a day's ...  fence: fence: fence:         cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 07:31:11 PM
As long as you're in one piece  cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 07:32:15 PM
You've taken up wrestling?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 28, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
 noooo: .....

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Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
You have been trying to chop your own head off?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
No you dough ball - he has become a cloud worshipper  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:40:45 PM
Are you really sure you want to give Nick details Pastis. The last thing any of us need will be his sudden delusion of being Obi Wrong Kenobi, no telling what could happen  scared2:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
This is all making sense now. At first I assumed he was burbling about fencing, but I couldn't see him spending a hot day fixing yours while you went out and enjoyed the Red Arrows and such.

So he does fighting for a hobby  rubschin:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Pastis on June 28, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
The penny drops  cloud9:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
Bugger bugger bugger  Banghead

I'm already tied up when Madstock is on.  sad24:

http://www.efestivals.co.uk/festivals/others2009/madstock/ (http://www.efestivals.co.uk/festivals/others2009/madstock/)

No Madness, no Pogues, no Hayseed Dixie  angry041:


Quote from: Pastis on June 28, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
The penny drops  cloud9:

Don't bother counting till you hear it hit bottom. Not even Deep Blue can go that high.  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 08:07:33 PM
Martial Arts:

http://keyboardcat.com/2009/05/22/coconut-chop-fail/ (http://keyboardcat.com/2009/05/22/coconut-chop-fail/)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2009, 07:48:21 AM
Belated happy birthday Miss D. Glad you had a good day.   
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
She prolly wants her own bomber now  noooo: A pink one
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 07:53:10 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2009, 07:48:21 AM
Belated happy birthday Miss D. Glad you had a good day.   

Thanks Unc  cloud9:

I'm still in a really good mood and all is wonderful  - hope it lasts to at least the end of the day  ( another day off today  redface: )
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 07:54:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
She prolly wants her own bomber now  noooo: A pink one

 lol:
.... or a bomber pilot  eyes: ....how cool are they  8)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2009, 08:55:56 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2009, 08:07:33 PM
Martial Arts:

http://keyboardcat.com/2009/05/22/coconut-chop-fail/ (http://keyboardcat.com/2009/05/22/coconut-chop-fail/)

Not Marital Arts?

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/090120-sex-tips-new-things-initiate-sex.aspx (http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/love-sex/sex-tips/090120-sex-tips-new-things-initiate-sex.aspx)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 08:57:03 AM
Be handy for when Sven finally turns up  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2009, 07:54:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
She prolly wants her own bomber now  noooo: A pink one

 lol:
.... or a bomber pilot  eyes: ....how cool are they  8)
I accidentally flew into Biggin Hill's airspace on my way back from Le Touquet once - does that count?  eyes:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2009, 10:55:11 AM
Did you drop anything?
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 10:55:16 AM
Only if you had been bombing Le Touquet  ::)
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2009, 10:56:49 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2009, 10:55:11 AM
Did you drop anything?
No... I was lost temporarily unaware of my position at the time... I didn't speak to them on the radio and made a hasty retreat...  redface:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: tel on June 29, 2009, 11:25:15 AM
I had my first flight from Biggin, mate had just got his licence and we were going to pop over the Channel for lunch but weather stopped. 2 seat Cessna.

I was quite enjoying it until he turned the engine off and asked me if I wanted to have a go at flying.

Used to go to Biggin for the display (ex Mrs tel) lived just down the road).

Mirage flying over at fifty feet makes your stomach hurt.
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Snoopy on June 29, 2009, 11:40:35 AM
My first ever flight was in 1963 in a Chipmunk Trainer (See piccy) out of RAF Cosford. All recruits are given "Flight Experience" during basic training.
The Squadron Leader pilot decided to do a "bomb run" on Woolworths in the middle of Coventry.
It was his last day in the RAF and he didn't give a f*ck so having skimmed Coventry he looped a couple of times then "buzzed" Cosford, took it up to 5000 feet and said "Wanna have a go?"
Let me fly the damned thing through a couple of circuits then took control again and did some more aerobatics over the airfield before we landed.
The CO was waiting for us when we climbed out. Not a happy bunny at all. Much shouting between them. I was led away from the scene by a concerned Flight Sergeant and fed copious quantities of tea and buns in the NAAFI.

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Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 05:46:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2009, 07:54:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
She prolly wants her own bomber now  noooo: A pink one

 lol:
.... or a bomber pilot  eyes: ....how cool are they  8)
I accidentally flew into Biggin Hill's airspace on my way back from Le Touquet once - does that count?  eyes:

No - I would prefer a man who knows what he's doing  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2009, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2009, 05:46:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2009, 07:54:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
She prolly wants her own bomber now  noooo: A pink one

 lol:
.... or a bomber pilot  eyes: ....how cool are they  8)
I accidentally flew into Biggin Hill's airspace on my way back from Le Touquet once - does that count?  eyes:

No - I would prefer a man who knows what he's doing  whistle:
I didn't crash...  noooo:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
Who else was 'assisting' you  whistle:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
Who else was 'assisting' you  whistle:
Nobody!  eyes:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
So he nearly crashed by himself  point:
Title: Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
So he nearly crashed by himself  point:
evil: