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Title: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 09:14:49 AM
Archaeologists in Cyprus have found what they believe  is one of the world's oldest water wells, dating from the Stone Age 10,500 years ago and containing the skeleton of a young woman... unearthed by an excavator at a building site close to the western coastal town of Paphos

The cylindrical shaft discovered by the excavator had a number of small niches cut out of its sides to enable those who dug the well to climb in and out. It was silted up, containing animal bones and the poorly preserved skeleton of a young woman, the department said.

"Unfortunately we shall never know how she came to be there," it said


Think you need to find a new disposal place BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 09:16:38 AM
Archaeologists in Cyprus have found what they believe  is one of the world's oldest water wells, dating from the Stone Age 10,500 years ago and containing the skeleton of a young woman... unearthed by an excavator at a building site close to the western coastal town of Paphos,y.

The cylindrical shaft discovered by the excavator had a number of small niches cut out of its sides to enable those who dug the well to climb in and out. It was silted up, containing animal bones and the poorly preserved skeleton of a young woman, the department said.

"Unfortunately we shall never know how she came to be there," it said


Think you need to find a new disposal place BM  whistle:
Bugger!  Banghead
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 09:40:06 AM
And how is LL?
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 09:52:26 AM
And how is LL?
Her toe appears not to be broken after all...  noooo:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 09:53:36 AM
She was just after sympathy. Pesky wimmin. Get her to do some cleaning, chip chop
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 09:55:26 AM
And how is LL?
Her toe appears not to be broken after all...  noooo:

has her sympathy for your ailment worn off  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 09:56:01 AM
She was just after sympathy. Pesky wimmin. Get her to do some cleaning, chip chop
Indeed... I have given her a list...  whistle:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 09:57:15 AM
Later that same day

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Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Landlady on June 24, 2009, 03:27:54 PM
And how is LL?
Her toe appears not to be broken after all...  noooo:

has her sympathy for your ailment worn off  lol: lol: lol:

No it hasn't at all and he (more than he deserves) is being royally treated with massage and TLC
I expect full pay back tomorrow after I have been through my endoscopy - am bricking it at present  scared2:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 03:30:26 PM
Absolutely - his is self induced - yours is not  - therefore for all the tea and sympathy you have shown you should expect at least double in return. It's only right and proper  whistle:

Hope it goes ok by the way - xxx
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 03:31:29 PM
Double?  eeek:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
At the very least ..directly proportional to how much you have moaned - so according to Nick could actually be a lot more than that  whistle:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
At the very least ..directly proportional to how much you have moaned - so according to Nick could actually be a lot more than that  whistle:
But she doesn't even drink tea...  noooo:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 03:39:06 PM
And how is LL?
Her toe appears not to be broken after all...  noooo:

has her sympathy for your ailment worn off  lol: lol: lol:

No it hasn't at all and he (more than he deserves) is being royally treated with massage and TLC
I expect full pay back tomorrow after I have been through my endoscopy - am bricking it at present  scared2:

Don't worry about it ~ accept the nice valium they give you and enjoy the experience. You won't feel a thing.
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 03:40:29 PM
Said in Snoops best doctors voice  eyes:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Landlady on June 24, 2009, 03:41:44 PM
At the very least ..directly proportional to how much you have moaned - so according to Nick could actually be a lot more than that  whistle:
But she doesn't even drink tea...  noooo:

Actually I DETEST TEA .... I'm sure someone will respond telling what that means in relation to my character  noooo:

Am off to cram in as much vino collapso and cig's as poss because I'm not allowed read here supposed, to have any from early doors tomorrow..

In at 08:30 our time - bring on the mega strong sedation drugs I hope  surrender:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 03:46:22 PM
Tea is disgusterous ...

collapso much more palatable .....

Drink enough to cover you for both tonight and tomorrow  happy100
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Landlady on June 24, 2009, 03:47:45 PM
Tea is disgusterous ...

collapso much more palatable .....

Drink enough to cover you for both tonight and tomorrow  happy100

Thank you my lovely (and Mr. S too for the valium advice) I will be brave  noooo: noooo: noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 03:50:16 PM
Don't be brave - just be out of it  - much more sensible option





Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 03:55:27 PM
Snoops has had endoscopies at both ends ~ take the Valium when offered. I didn't for either and regretted it when I saw others drift out of recovery still high without a care in the world. I had to drive myself there and back on both occasions so declined the Valium. That said the upper end was more embarrassing than the lower one I think but neither were painful at all. It's the air they pump into you during the procedure that is the problem. It has to come out one way or another so you are either belching or farting like a drunken stoker for a hour afterwards ~ but the nurses just smile and say "Well done, better out than in" and other such trite expressions.
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 05:13:26 PM
Are snaps available?  angel1

I like a nice pipe

BM: no naked flames, OK?
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 05:53:59 PM
I shall take my camera...  whistle:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 05:55:50 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
Popcorn:
Oh yes, thanks Nick. And my popcorn...  happy088
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 05:57:37 PM
 happy088 happ096
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 05:58:02 PM
I shall take my camera...  whistle:

I would also take your painkillers if you attempt to take a picture of LL when you are there  noooo:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 05:59:10 PM
I shall take my camera...  whistle:

I would also take your painkillers if you attempt to take a picture of LL when you are there  noooo:
She'll be all connected up like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:01:06 PM
And you will need reconnecting after  noooo:
Title: Re: Errr BM - should you be worried
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:02:36 PM
And you will need reconnecting after  noooo:
If she remembers...  rubschin: