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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:28:50 AM

Title: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:28:50 AM: whacky115

My neighbour has just rushed round demanding admittance. Apparently there are 6 Spoonbills nearby. So exciting noooo:

He is out there on the balcony with a mahoosive pair of binoculars demanding coffee and hobnobs while he scans the horizon.

What should I say to him?
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 10:33:41 AM: "That'll be ?2.50 please " evil:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:34:03 AM: happy088
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 10:34:57 AM: Twitchers are odd characters. He could be out there for days. noooo:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:35:24 AM: I can lock the door on him, like
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 10:36:17 AM: That'll be a nice surprise for Mrs Nick when she gets home eeek:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:36:57 AM: 'demanding' admittance

'demanding' coffee and hobnobs

tell him to fuck off.
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:37:32 AM: I could pop round to see his missus. She is quite eyes:

Ramona, she calls herself. She has a lot of legs
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:38:01 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
'demanding' admittance

'demanding' coffee and hobnobs

tell him to fuck off.

He is quite normal usually
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Bar Wench on June 24, 2009, 10:38:34 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
'demanding' admittance

'demanding' coffee and hobnobs

tell him to fuck off.

Too bloody right! No one demands admittance to my house and then to demand refreshments too! cussing:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 10:38:55 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 24, 2009, 10:36:17 AM
That'll be a nice surprise for Mrs Nick when she gets home eeek:

I imagine the poor woman has to steel herself before coming home daily ~ so nothing different there then.
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:40:24 AM: He is very excited about these spoonbills. It seems urgent.

WTF is a spoonbill? I fear he may show me soon noooo:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:41:05 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 10:38:55 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 24, 2009, 10:36:17 AM
That'll be a nice surprise for Mrs Nick when she gets home eeek:

I imagine the poor woman has to steel herself before coming home daily ~ so nothing different there then.

He and I share a boat we found
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 10:42:02 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:40:24 AM
He is very excited about these spoonbills. It seems urgent.

WTF is a spoonbill? I fear he may show me soon noooo:

he'll be demanding some tissues as well soon whistle:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:42:24 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
I could pop round to see his missus. She is quite eyes:

Ramona, she calls herself. She has a lot of legs

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg41.imageshack.us%2Fimg41%2F5061%2F68434895.th.jpg&hash=fefece911af521edb4b88af869d1db9372407e45) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1AGepr)
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 10:42:34 AM: http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/s/spoonbill/index.asp
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:42:50 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg41.imageshack.us%2Fimg41%2F2852%2F50345086.jpg&hash=904f3cea048264de2f7a9c98d8d079a8a4abf799) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Thrilling ::)
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 10:44:16 AM: You can listen to one on the link I gave you too.
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:44:30 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
I could pop round to see his missus. She is quite eyes:

Ramona, she calls herself. She has a lot of legs

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg41.imageshack.us%2Fimg41%2F5061%2F68434895.th.jpg&hash=fefece911af521edb4b88af869d1db9372407e45) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1AGepr)

She is Sri Lankan, but taller than me. 6' 3" I reckon. All legs. She must drink a lot of milk
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:45:10 AM: It sounds like an idiot having an orgasm
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:47:43 AM: shutup:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:48:55 AM: Get back to the TENNIS thread where you belong
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM: Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition' evil:

I gave him a look! Angry9:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 09:55:07 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition' evil:

I gave him a look! Angry9:

lol: lol: lol:

Did your hairdresser send them round to keep you company like whistle:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 12:29:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition' evil:

I gave him a look! Angry9:

Frankly I'd have asked for a copyright fee x 15
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: barmisspah? on June 25, 2009, 02:33:06 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition' evil:

I gave him a look! Angry9:

You should have told him you were going to do a spot of nude sunbathing.
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 05:36:07 PM: Quote from: barmisspah? on June 25, 2009, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition' evil:

I gave him a look! Angry9:

You should have told him you were going to do a spot of nude sunbathing.

I am now going to gouge out my eyes with a rusty spoon <shudder>

Remember that I have met the bearded carpet buyer ~ clothed.
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 05:38:06 PM: But you have not had the thrill of seeming me naked yet eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 05:39:06 PM: YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek:
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 05:41:23 PM: RUN SNOOPS RUN shocked003
Title: Re: Twitchers
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 05:43:43 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8HbU-PxDY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8HbU-PxDY&feature=related)
whistle: