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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 10:52:23 AM
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I am trying to resolve an official complaint against our service and write a reponse to the Ombudsmen today .
The person in question is barking and has written 20 letters in the past 2 weeks. noooo:
I am trying, really trying , to understand what it is he is complaining about but I have about 50 pages to wade through which are written like this :
There is no sign of amelioration in this flat, whatsoever. There is no response to my pressing predicaments. This is not a salutory reminder, but epitome, an apercu of my frustrations. I enunciate that, this wasn't a harmonious , resplendent experience. The more strenously I have tried for concord, the more abysmally I have faced discord.
I hope parties involved would remain non - partisan and profesional in the spirit of freedom of expressions and seeking justice. As it is evident , I do not seek in any friends but truth and justice..... and so it goes on Banghead
WTF noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Have him sectioned?
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If only .....he has requested we DNA a mouse he has caught noooo:
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Present all his evidence to Ombudsman and write a crisp response yerself.
Um, what exactly is his complaint?
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Maladministration noooo:
In other words we haven't done what he wants in a week and are not providing compensation for his stress and expenses incurred and his Landlord has issued eviction proceedings shrugs:
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Why is he being evicted?
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Present all his evidence to Ombudsman and write a crisp response yerself.
Um, what exactly is his complaint?
sesquipedalianism
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Maladministration noooo:
In other words we haven't done what he wants in a week and are not providing compensation for his stress and expenses incurred and his Landlord has issued eviction proceedings shrugs:
Tell him to fuck off.
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Why is he being evicted?
He was only on a 6 month tenancy agreement - his 6 months are up - he doesn't want to leave
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So why is he being thrown out?
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Then he can sit tight and force his landlord to obtain a court order for his eviction. That will gain him three months respite BUT will ultimately cost him large amounts of wonga 'cos the court will award costs to the Landlord.
Is he .....errrr......... Tinted?
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I have West African in my mind for some reason rubschin:
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I know this is contentious and probably illegal but never the less ~ If there is one thing that worries me more than a Nigerian with a gun it is a Nigerian with an education. I have been taught how to disarm someone waving a gun around (easiest method is shoot the b@st@rd) but when they start bandying words and spouting about their rights I just have to walk away.
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of Middle Eastern persuasion noooo:
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I was thinking Scouser. Latterly.
Israeli then? They are all bonkers noooo:
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If only .....he has requested we DNA a mouse he has caught noooo:
One mouse does not an infestation make. Tell him to fook off and not come back until he has at least a suitcase full ~ then report him to the RSPCA.
Why does he want a DNA test ~ does he think he knows the father of the mouse or something? Is there some sort of mouse custody battle going on here?
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If only .....he has requested we DNA a mouse he has caught noooo:
For what purpose?
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To prove it is related to a mouse that was caught in another flat - he says the whole property is infested Banghead
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Give him this link to my ex employers.
http://www.rentokil.co.uk/
Meanwhile I don't think that DNA testing has yet reached the stage where it can economically match mouse with mouse. Of course the fecking things are related, they are territorial animals but the infestation will not be the Landlord's fault. It will be down to people leaving food around for the mice. Cleaner habits by residents means fewer mice.
Then break his heart by telling him that statistically he is never further than 18 metres from the nearest rat ~ wherever he is in the UK
From 2008:
Driven out of sewers by summer floods and an urban building boom, then nurtured by warmer winters and the leftovers of fast food, rats have been moving into homes, gardens and even cars around the country.
Rat-catchers and companies selling poison and traps are reporting a boom in business, with urban housing estates among the worst affected areas. Long-term growth in rodent populations is also blamed on a decline in 'sewer-baiting', the practice of laying down poison twice a year to prevent rat numbers building up underground.
Because rats breed on average five times a year, with seven or eight in each litter, growth can be rapid. The recent surge in numbers has been linked to a boom in urban development - not least the preparations for the 2012 London Olympics - and last summer's floods, which drove rats out from underground, through holes and cracks in pipes and drains.
Rentokil, the UK's largest pest control company, said demand rose by more than a quarter last year as hits on its website trebled. Killgerm, the country's biggest seller of rat poison, said sales rose by a quarter in 2007.
Rentokil estimates there are 65 million to 80 million rats in Britain, eating their way through 210 tonnes of food a year. This compares with an estimated 45 million to 50 million a decade ago, a rise of nearly 40 per cent, though the company admits such calculations are 'not an exact science'. The biggest increases appear to have been in the south of England, western Scotland and Northern Ireland; only East Anglia and the south Midlands reported a fall. 'It's a bit like crime statistics: it's difficult to tell whether the number of incidents has gone up, or if the reporting is more prevalent,' said Rentokil's UK managing director, Jed Kenrick. 'But there's no doubt that the number of calls we're getting about rodents is significantly up on 12 months ago.' Rats can spread diseases to humans through their urine, including Weil's disease and salmonella, though the Health Protection Agency said cases which could be linked to rats were 'rare' and there was no evidence of any increase in recent years.