The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 09:14:34 AM
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27 days to go. cloud9:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Will you send us a postcard ????
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Right ? Itinerary:
Fly to Palma
Olbia, Sardinia
Civitavecchia (Rome)
Livorno (Florence/Pisa)
Villefranche
Mahon
Palma
Fly home
Mahoosive cruise ship ? all mod cons (including wi-fi so I might take the laptop)
Unlimited food and drink, entertainment, pool, spa, gym (ha, ha) etc. etc.
Booked through a company that specialises in single parent families that I?ve used for some years now. Small groups of single parents and their children plus escort. It means that both the children and I have a ready-made group of friends. We always have a great time.
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Sounds wicked! Kids can go off and do their own thing and you can get friendly with some of the ladies on board. eyes:
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Is there a disco eyes: or tennis lessons?
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Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'
Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching. whistle:
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Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'
Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching. whistle:
eyes:
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Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'
Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching. whistle:
We always knew you were the canny sort cool14:
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Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say rubschin:
I feel a new patio coming on eveilgrin:
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Can I help?
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Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say rubschin:
Do you actually have to take the kids or can it be a proper holiday like rubschin:
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Miss D dimly recalls her Club 18-30 days noooo:
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Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say rubschin:
Do you actually have to take the kids or can it be a proper holiday like rubschin:
Tsk! noooo:
When she's grown up and gone you'll miss her a bit
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I'm sure I will rubschin:
eventually
lol: lol: lol:
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Sorry, you have to have at least one child with you. But they tend to go off together, the older one's look out for the younger ones. You don't see them unless they want some money for a drink, ice cream or whatever.
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The one child rule is designed to stop perverts going on such cruises.
Oh redface:
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Can I help?
Shall we make it a double patio?
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Sorry, you have to have at least one child with you. But they tend to go off together, the older one's look out for the younger ones. You don't see them unless they want some money for a drink, ice cream or whatever.
It is a good plan. I am going on holiday with my friend and her husband - we have been away together for the past 3 years. Their eldest is The Brat's best friend. It normally works out great as the girls go off and do their own thing - or look after the little ones and the adults meanwhile get time to relax, have a good laugh and really unwind.
As long as I'm not witnessed dancing or anything else that could be considered embarrassing whistle: under the girls code of conduct then things are fine.
Mind you when they do have any evidence of inappropriate behaviour I am not allowed to forget it - there are certain things even now that get bought up... but oh how we laugh....well actually The Brat just buries her head in shame but I'm sure she secretly finds it funny lol:
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Popcorn:
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Just ask her about my time on stage as a magician's assistant redface:
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Miss D (McGee) ?
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I imagine it involved a bikini and a mahoosive cake
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No - I was properly dressed like - for a night out ..
Certainly not Debbie McGee either I'm afraid - she would have been a lot more professional noooo:
Oh the shame ....I am sitting at work ...getting red in face just thinking about it and laughing of course lol:
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I await Nicks tale of sawing a woman in half.
Popcorn:
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With a banana or some such object no doubt whistle:
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With a banana or some such object no doubt whistle:
Wasn't there a can opening disaster not so long ago (Nicks not mine I hasten to add, I don't have disasters, well, other than the small incident with the food mixer, oh and the minor disaster with the coffee maker. a angel1) or was that just a bad dream that I had?
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Or a premonition eeek:
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I did saw open a can of tomatoes, yes redface:
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I did saw open a can of tomatoes, yes redface:
point: