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Title: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 09:14:34 AM
27 days to go.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:15:40 AM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 09:24:29 AM
Will you send us a postcard ????
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:32:25 AM

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Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 11:48:46 AM
Right ? Itinerary:

Fly to Palma

Olbia, Sardinia
Civitavecchia (Rome)
Livorno (Florence/Pisa)
Villefranche
Mahon
Palma

Fly home

Mahoosive cruise ship ? all mod cons (including wi-fi so I might take the laptop)

Unlimited food and drink, entertainment, pool, spa, gym (ha, ha) etc. etc.

Booked through a company that specialises in single parent families that I?ve used for some years now. Small groups of single parents and their children plus escort. It means that both the children and I have a ready-made group of friends. We always have a great time.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2009, 11:53:57 AM
Sounds wicked! Kids can go off and do their own thing and you can get friendly with some of the ladies on board.  eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 11:54:26 AM
Is there a disco  eyes: or tennis lessons?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 12:03:09 PM
Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'

Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching.  whistle:

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 12:03:42 PM
Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'

Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching.  whistle:
eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 12:22:13 PM
Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'
Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching.  whistle:

We always knew you were the canny sort  cool14:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
Sounds great!

Just for single parent families you say  rubschin:



I feel a new patio coming on  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
Can I help?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 12:41:34 PM
Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say  rubschin:

Do you actually have to take the kids or can it be a proper holiday like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 12:45:11 PM
Miss D dimly recalls her Club 18-30 days  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2009, 12:45:21 PM
Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say  rubschin:

Do you actually have to take the kids or can it be a proper holiday like  rubschin:

Tsk!  noooo:

When she's grown up and gone you'll miss her a bit
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 12:48:04 PM
I'm sure I will  rubschin:

eventually


 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 12:49:19 PM
Sorry, you have to have at least one child with you. But they tend to go off together, the older one's look out for the younger ones. You don't see them unless they want some money for a drink, ice cream or whatever. 
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 12:50:25 PM
The one child rule is designed to stop perverts going on such cruises.

Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 12:51:14 PM
Can I help?

Shall we make it a double patio?

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Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 01:00:07 PM
Sorry, you have to have at least one child with you. But they tend to go off together, the older one's look out for the younger ones. You don't see them unless they want some money for a drink, ice cream or whatever.  

It is a good plan. I am going on holiday with my friend and her husband - we have been away together for the past 3 years. Their eldest is The Brat's best friend. It normally works out great as the girls go off and do their own thing - or look after the little ones and the adults meanwhile get time to relax, have a good laugh and really unwind.

As long as I'm not witnessed dancing or anything else that could be considered embarrassing  whistle: under the girls code of conduct  then things are fine.

Mind you when they do have any evidence of inappropriate behaviour I am not allowed to forget it - there are certain things even now that get bought up... but oh how we laugh....well actually The Brat just buries her head in shame but I'm sure she secretly finds it funny  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 01:00:44 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 01:21:29 PM
Just ask her about my time on stage as a magician's assistant   redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 01:27:30 PM
Miss D (McGee) ?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 01:28:50 PM
I imagine it involved a bikini and a mahoosive cake
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 01:31:33 PM
No - I was properly dressed like - for a night out ..

Certainly not Debbie McGee either I'm afraid - she would have been a lot more professional  noooo:

Oh the shame  ....I am sitting at work ...getting red in face just thinking about it and laughing of course  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2009, 02:42:22 PM
I await Nicks tale of sawing a woman in half.


 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2009, 02:50:23 PM
With a banana  or some such object no doubt  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2009, 05:13:00 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 25, 2009, 09:01:30 PM
With a banana  or some such object no doubt  whistle:



Wasn't there a can opening disaster not so long ago (Nicks not mine I hasten to add, I don't have disasters, well, other than the small incident with the food mixer, oh and the minor disaster with the coffee maker. a  angel1) or was that just a bad dream that I had?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2009, 08:56:18 AM
Or a premonition  eeek:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 09:01:42 AM
I did saw open a can of tomatoes, yes  redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2009, 09:44:44 AM
I did saw open a can of tomatoes, yes  redface:
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