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Title: Chinese laundry
Post by: Sour Puss on June 24, 2007, 10:42:35 PM

A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next
 collection of soiled clothes:  "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note fro m HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

 redface:

Title: Re: Chinese laundry
Post by: GROWLER on June 24, 2007, 10:58:10 PM

Made me laf that did. lol:
I applaud you.

Title: Re: Chinese laundry
Post by: Sour Puss on June 24, 2007, 11:18:46 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on June 24, 2007, 10:58:10 PM

Made me laf that did. lol:
I applaud you.

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I tried to reciprocate, but it says I cannot repeat an action within the hour so you will just have to wait awhile for the next one. tunble:

Title: Re: Chinese laundry
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 26, 2007, 01:17:09 PM

Quote from: Pussy Galore on June 24, 2007, 11:18:46 PM

I tried to reciprocate, but it says I cannot repeat an action within the hour so you will just have to wait awhile for the next one. tunble:

An hour! 50 years ago maybe.

Twice in the same week is a record now. sad24: