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Title: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 01:40:53 PM: noooo:

It being a sunny Friday my mate Steve (the ex lodger) dragged me out to the Red Lion cloud9: (of which Snoopy is cognisant)

They are having a fooking BBQ on Monday for DOGS eeek: Why? A regular's dog (Baxter ::)) is 1 (one) year old noooo: (or 7 in dog years?)

Dog cake. BBQ sausages etc. I said to him 'Are you invited?' (He has a spaniel)

This would, apparently be miscegenation (look it up Mis D). Only locals with Jack Russells are allowed to attend (See how I avoided the word come there)

10 are attending (again). The party goes on all evening. noooo:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 01:44:36 PM: Looked up what the word meant 8)

Is everybody in your neck of the woods completely nuts whacky115
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 01:52:38 PM: The Jack Russell owners in this case are Scottish. I rest my case
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 01:59:12 PM: You should come to see us. YOu would feel at home! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 02:01:11 PM: Wot me eeek:

But I don't have the essential requirements whistle:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:02:57 PM: We need laydees here to expand the gene pool. The Wirral is a but, um, cut off. They rely on fresh blood arriving redface:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2009, 02:12:30 PM: They probably still arrange raiding parties.
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:13:30 PM: The Vikings seeemd to like it rubschin:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: TG on June 26, 2009, 02:15:02 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:02:57 PM
We need laydees here to expand the gene pool. The Wirral is a but, um, cut off. They rely on fresh blood arriving redface:

Wirral? Cut off? For shame. They should open a railway station and a cake shop.

So people could pretend they had been there like.*

* All running jokes need a kick up the arse from time to time. To keep them running so to speak.
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:16:17 PM: Quote from: TG on June 26, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:02:57 PM
We need laydees here to expand the gene pool. The Wirral is a but, um, cut off. They rely on fresh blood arriving redface:

Wirral? Cut off? For shame. They should open a railway station and a cake shop.

So people could pretend they had been there like.*

* All running jokes need a kick up the arse from time to time. To keep them running so to speak.

Fuck off
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: TG on June 26, 2009, 02:17:31 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:20:06 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE)
spider:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 02:28:46 PM: You obviously need some other form of entertainment in The Wirral noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:29:41 PM: My house is full of enormous knockers. It's like a milk festival. I may have to go out noooo:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2009, 02:30:51 PM: I'm sure no one will stop you lol:
Title: Re: Dog Birthday parties
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:32:50 PM: evil:

The TV remote control has reappeared from Mrs Nick's pants drawer. She and the Boy are out tonight (Swimming gala) and the Unigates might be sent off somewhere while I watch Star Trek cloud9: