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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2009, 12:31:21 PM
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I am sooooooooooooo sleepy this afternoon. I could fall asleep standing up - which is obviously not an option. Nor is slinking off for a power nap anywhere.
i have tried the splashing cold water in yer face technique and this has not improved my alertness cry:
Any suggestions ?
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Paint some fake eyes on your eyelids and have a nap (courtesy of The Boy's new practical joke book ::) )
I suppose Sven is hard at it
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Sven will not be there until next Thursday the 9th noooo:
I am at work and face the prospect of yet more meetings this afternoon.....I nearly lost consciousness in one this morning noooo:
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That is the correct response in meetings. It proves you are normal. In your next meeting simply propose that everyone has a nap. They will welcome it. Minutes can be fabricated later
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Drink coffee... whistle:
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Perch on the air conditioner unit. The vibrations should hold your attention for some time ~ just as long as you are not a screamer.
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scared:
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Perch on the air conditioner unit. The vibrations should hold your attention for some time ~ just as long as you are not a screamer.
You are feeling sprightly today young beagle - think it's time for your walkies whistle:
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Perch on the air conditioner unit. The vibrations should hold your attention for some time ~ just as long as you are not a screamer.
You are feeling sprightly today young beagle - think it's time for your walkies whistle:
In this heat ~ are you mad? I'm not stirring from the comfortable shady spot on the patio.
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Time for a bucket of cold water more like
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I am fit for nothing this evening noooo:
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Call Sven
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FOR NOTHING .....sorry if that was a confusing statement lol:
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I find a cold shower can help on these occasions. Sweet dreams eveilgrin:
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Nope - going for the bubble bath up to the ears option, in the dark . Bliss cloud9:
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bit late now but red bull is the only cure I've ever found.
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Or Mr Wench? happy100
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Or Mr Wench? happy100
::)
Red Bull = Mr. Wench
His skin burns quite easily, coming from Wales and all that.
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Another one of those days where I could sleep standing up this morning noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Another one of those days where I could sleep standing up this morning noooo: noooo: noooo:
Coffee... loads of it... Espresso... Job done... happy088
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Don't drink hot drinks sick2: - of this you are aware whistle:
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Don't drink hot drinks sick2: - of this you are aware whistle:
Cold Espresso then... bish bosh!
Get it in tins here - shall I post you some...?
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I want my duvet sad24:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot-water bottle to hug?
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I don't have a hot water bottle - perhaps Nick's atomic microwave would suffice rubschin:
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I don't have a hot water bottle - perhaps Nick's atomic microwave would suffice rubschin:
Just cuddle his potato.
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eeek:
That could get me into all sorts of trouble noooo:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
cloud9:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
cloud9:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
cloud9:
Do you know any nice ones then ???
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
Do you know any nice ones then ???
We-ell, there is one that springs to mind.... whistle:
cloud9:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
We-ell, there is one that springs to mind.... whistle:
cloud9:
Do you know any nice ones then ???
point:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
We-ell, there is one that springs to mind.... whistle:
cloud9:
Do you know any nice ones then ???
point:
yes? evil:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
Do you know any nice ones then ???
We-ell, there is one that springs to mind.... whistle:
cloud9:
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
Do you know any nice ones then ???
We-ell, there is one that springs to mind.... whistle:
cloud9:
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Hallo everybody peeps! ;D
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I want my duvet sad24:
happy100
And a nice hot Barman to hug?
We-ell, there is one that springs to mind.... whistle:
cloud9:
Do you know any nice ones then ???
point:
yes? evil:
sick2:
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I used to work behind the bar down the football club after a game like
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Were you a nice barman then ???? rubschin:
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Oh yes..very nice
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It's good to know there is one about then ;)
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It's good to know there is one about then ;)
Oi! evil:
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It's good to know there is one about then ;)
Oi! evil:
point:
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It's good to know there is one about then ;)
Oi! evil:
point:
Yargh:
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired sad24:
I cannot stop waking up at 4.30 or 5 o clock in the morning. This is a whole hour before I need to .
I am beginning to lose patience with myself evil:
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired sad24:
I cannot stop waking up at 4.30 or 5 o clock in the morning. This is a whole hour before I need to .
I am beginning to lose patience with myself evil:
Looking for sympathy? rubschin:
Try going to yer pit earlier p'raps?
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Oh yeah...I need my daily bear hug ;)
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I've gone the opposite way. A change in role at work has got rid of the old pressures and stress, this means I now sleep till 0600hr's or thereabouts
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Oh yeah...I need my daily bear hug ;)
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired sad24:
I cannot stop waking up at 4.30 or 5 o clock in the morning. This is a whole hour before I need to .
I am beginning to lose patience with myself evil:
Light mornings perhaps? Maybe thicker curtains round the old four poster?
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I have a black out blind and really thick, heavy curtains. No four poster tho, that could be the problem rubschin:
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No four poster tho
Oh well, that's one fantasy that needs editing. ;)
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Not you too uncle redface:
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I have the metal bed frame like that tho lol:
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eyes:
Now, I must do some work.
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After you with the Kleenex whistle:
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Remember Gerald's Game.... noooo:
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Had to look it up ~ More Stephen King crap.
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Had to look it up ~ More Stephen King crap.
Quite a good read tho... put me off using handcuffs in the bedroom department for the rest of my life... sick2:
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.... that and the lack of a willing partner happy001
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.... that and the lack of a willing partner happy001
evil:
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.... that and the lack of a willing partner happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
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.... that and the lack of a willing partner happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Don't you start! cussing:
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It's handcuffs BM. That and the bucket disguise ~ why bother with willing. ;)
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It's handcuffs BM. That and the bucket disguise ~ why bother with willing. ;)
You're right Uncle, the perfect evening in.... ;)
Bucket - check
Handcuffs - check
Rohypnol - check
eyes:
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It's handcuffs BM. That and the bucket disguise ~ why bother with willing. ;)
You're right Uncle, the perfect evening in.... ;)
Bucket - check
Handcuffs - check
Rohypnol - check
eyes:
It's just like Blind Date. Have you got your 3 questions BM because the contestants are here behind the screen ...
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It's handcuffs BM. That and the bucket disguise ~ why bother with willing. ;)
You're right Uncle, the perfect evening in.... ;)
Bucket - check
Handcuffs - check
Rohypnol - check
eyes:
It's just like Blind Date. Have you got your 3 questions BM because the contestants are here behind the screen ...
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eeek:
Miss D
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Miss C
eeek:
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5 o freaking clock on the dot again this morning Banghead Banghead Banghead
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5 o freaking clock on the dot again this morning Banghead Banghead Banghead
Is it the cock next door?
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lol:
There are new tenants next door but they have been fine so far I think lol:
No noise, or light that wakes me.....just me rubschin:
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You are waking with the day ~ it is nature's way. Irritating at times but I honestly find I can achieve more if I wake and get up at 5 than if I force myself to stay in bed. This morning I didn't wake but SWWLTBO did so got up and by the time I and the rest of the family surfaced had finished the ironing and was deep into her thesis. As she has no work today she will prolly follow my lead and take a nap this afternoon if she feels tired. We could learn much from those in hotter climes where an early start, a mid-day siesta and a late dinner are considered normal.
I have long felt we are too reliant upon the falseness of the clock whereas nature knows better.
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Who's got a false cock? eeek:
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For once I'm with Growler.
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For once I'm with Growler.
Why? Where we going then?