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Title: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:05:53 PM
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Body found in aircraft at Gatwick

The body of a man has been found in the undercarriage of an aircraft at Gatwick Airport in West Sussex.
Engineers discovered the body during a routine safety inspection after the Ghana Airlines flight GU101 from Accra landed at about 0700 BST on Thursday.
Sussex Police said Gatwick Airport was working closely with them "to determine the circumstances leading to this tragic incident".
BAA Gatwick said the incident caused no disruption to services.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 02:08:48 PM
That used to happen quite a lot didn't it...?  rubschin:

-70?C for six or seven hours with no oxygen must give you quite a headache I should think...  noooo:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:10:11 PM
But Gatwick operations are normal, that's the point. First time in ages!  happy088
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 02:19:19 PM
But these are the migrants that NuLabour say we need for our economic future. Trained, brainy, go ahead.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
Stowing away in the undercarriage of a plane is not brainy.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 02:25:25 PM
I know that, You know that ~ but Ghanaians clearly do not ::)
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:27:39 PM
But Gatwick operations are normal  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
I know that, You know that ~ but Ghanaians clearly do not ::)

Then he's not brainy and thus he's not one of the migrants that NuLabour say we need for our economic future.

Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:32:27 PM
But Gatwick operations are normal      Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
Yes we know.

And I agree it's GOOD NEWS that the airport authorities, police, whoever didn't feel the need to shut the airport.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
Not like it was Michael Jackson, like  happy088
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 02:38:47 PM
I blame James Bond...  noooo:

Our favourite secret agent always runs after the departing aeroplane, jumps onto the oleo and climbs up through the conveniently placed hatch just behind the arch villain who wishes to control the world like...
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:40:14 PM
I am reading Thunderball again at the mo (first time since I was 10). Buggeration, Fleming had so many prejudices that Nue Labour would have had him shot by now  noooo:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 02:59:53 PM
Smiley is back on Sunday at 3pm "The Spy that Came in From the Cold"
















Think that qualifies as "Good News"
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 03:01:52 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 03:01:58 PM
I know that, You know that ~ but Ghanaians clearly do not ::)

Then he's not brainy and thus he's not one of the migrants that NuLabour say we need for our economic future.



Don't be so literal. You know I was taking the p*ss out of whoever nulabour have "guarding" our borders this month.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 03:09:12 PM
I did not.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
Oh ~ sorry ~ I thought it was obvious. redface:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Gatwick flowing nicely i see! cloud9:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 03:22:28 PM
Are you planning to use Gatwick in the very near future?
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 03:23:13 PM
Well yes, but it's GOOD NEWS even without my presence  angel1
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2009, 03:23:51 PM
Are you planning to use Gatwick in the very near future?

He is more of an Airwick man I imagine.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: barmisspah? on July 03, 2009, 03:51:06 PM
Gatwick flowing nicely i see! cloud9:

Gatwick is never normal, nor does it flow nicely
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 04:05:45 PM
Rather like Wenchy's bowels then  noooo:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2009, 04:58:15 PM
My bowels are fine since I gave up dairy!
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 05:00:45 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 06:26:28 PM
Wot he said!
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
Are you planning to use Gatwick in the very near future?

He is more of an Airwick man I imagine.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 08:17:34 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 11:41:12 AM
I blame James Bond...  noooo:

Our favourite secret agent always runs after the departing aeroplane, jumps onto the oleo and climbs up through the conveniently placed hatch just behind the arch villain who wishes to control the world like...
Don't forget the pussy cat and the maniacal laugh
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 11:42:25 AM
I blame James Bond...  noooo:

Our favourite secret agent always runs after the departing aeroplane, jumps onto the oleo and climbs up through the conveniently placed hatch just behind the arch villain who wishes to control the world like...
Don't forget the pussy cat and the maniacal laugh
A laughing pussy cat... I don't remember that...  rubschin:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 11:48:54 AM
I have seen a winking pussy, but that was in Limmasol
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:11:26 PM
I have seen a winking pussy, but that was in Limmasol
I've seen a horse fly...  rubschin:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 06:49:54 PM
I have seen fruit fly
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 06:56:18 PM
Will this never end?
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 07:03:54 PM
What's that then?
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 07:04:16 PM
 Banghead

Ow, my head  evil:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 07:17:13 PM
I've seen a fruit bat ....  whistle:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 07:19:45 PM
STOP
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2009, 04:58:02 AM
I seen a house fly!
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2009, 07:29:28 AM
Disney convinced me an elephant could fly  sad24:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2009, 07:34:04 AM
Disney convinced me an elephant could fly  sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 05, 2009, 08:05:42 AM
I seen a house fly!
So did Judy Garland
Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch though.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2009, 10:16:14 AM
I seen a house fly!
So did Judy Garland
Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch though.
You'd obviously need planning permission...  ::)
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 06, 2009, 10:57:10 AM
Just what I was thinking, you can't have your house moving around willy nilly and landing anywhere it wants, for a start it would confuse the postman.
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2009, 11:07:37 AM
Just what I was thinking, you can't have your house moving around willy nilly and landing anywhere it wants, for a start it would confuse the postman.
Indeed... but they couldn't send you bills either...  rubschin:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 06, 2009, 11:22:41 AM
I like the way you think BM, pull yourself a pint, Nick is paying
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2009, 11:24:47 AM
In Egyptian money  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2009, 11:25:11 AM
In Egyptian money  eveilgrin:
Ugh!  sick2:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2009, 12:13:25 PM
I like the way you think BM, pull yourself a pint, Nick is paying

I don't know which statement is more worrying  noooo:
Title: Re: GOOD NEWS
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2009, 12:14:04 PM
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pull yourself a pint
for my money  eeek: