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Title: New members
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:25:18 PM
I was just looking at the  stats...yeah, I know.

12 new members joined in June. Where are they?

Come on...you know who you are...introduce yourselves
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 06:25:56 PM
Grump!
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:28:09 PM
Not Cyprusgrump...that's Barman isn't it?
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 06:28:31 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:29:49 PM
You knew that
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 06:30:14 PM
What?
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Yeah, right
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 06:35:10 PM
When they sign up we send them a welcome email and an invitation to start posting. If they fail to respond within a given time we assume they are bots or some other mischief makers and remove them. OK?

As for what people may call themselves elsewhere ~ that is for them but not us. Doesn't always do to mix your boards.
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2009, 07:24:28 PM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 08:02:46 PM
Wot Snoopy said...
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 09:32:33 PM
whatever...
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2009, 08:45:10 AM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?

Now karma is buggered/being changed Nick needs a new way to amuse himself whistle:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2009, 08:56:34 AM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?

 whacky115
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 11:41:18 AM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?

Now karma is buggered/being changed Nick needs a new way to amuse himself whistle:
I'm going to reset it all back to zero soon anyway...  whistle:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 11:43:49 AM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?

Now karma is buggered/being changed Nick needs a new way to amuse himself whistle:
I'm going to reset it all back to zero soon anyway...  whistle:
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Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 11:45:43 AM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?

Now karma is buggered/being changed Nick needs a new way to amuse himself whistle:
I'm going to reset it all back to zero soon anyway...  whistle:
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eveilgrin:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:50:45 AM
Nick precious, why are you reporting posts?

Now karma is buggered/being changed Nick needs a new way to amuse himself whistle:
I'm going to reset it all back to zero soon anyway...  whistle:

Why don't we just all stay frozen at zero and you accrue points every minute you're logged on. That should make you happy.
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 11:56:22 AM
The man is bloody obsessed! In a normal forum he woul be put down Banghead
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:58:21 AM
That word normal slipped in again. There's yer problem  noooo:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 12:10:12 PM
Yeh but! This forum could hardly be called normal, hence BM's existence
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:10:50 PM
I will explain it all in the appropriate thread... I have a plan like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:11:19 PM
We are all doomed  noooo:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:11:38 PM
Lets face it  - it's not just BM though is it  whistle:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:12:17 PM
We are all doomed  noooo:
There, there Nick... calm yourself....  happy100

You'll have your stitches out else....  noooo:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 12:19:55 PM
I will explain it all in the appropriate thread... I have a plan like...  cloud9:
Oh no! Not a Baldrick please
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:20:42 PM
I will explain it all in the appropriate thread... I have a plan like...  cloud9:
Oh no! Not a Baldrick please
A plan so cunning...  ;)
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 12:20:56 PM
Lets face it  - it's not just BM though is it  whistle:
rubschin: True grasshopper, Nick is a tad odd too
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 12:21:48 PM
I will explain it all in the appropriate thread... I have a plan like...  cloud9:
Oh no! Not a Baldrick please
A plan so cunning...  ;)
You are right Nick.. we are doomed
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:26:23 PM
I will explain it all in the appropriate thread... I have a plan like...  cloud9:
Oh no! Not a Baldrick please
A plan so cunning...  ;)
You are right Nick.. we are doomed

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Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2009, 06:19:31 PM
 rubschin:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=162

Olga, dorogaya, I thought we discussed this? No sneaking back under another pseudonym, ok? Besides, Sven and Samantha seem to have covered all our bases, in a manner of speaking.
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2009, 06:27:28 PM
rubschin:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=162

Olga, dorogaya, I thought we discussed this? No sneaking back under another pseudonym, ok? Besides, Sven and Samantha seem to have covered all our bases, in a manner of speaking.
I know this bloke...  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2009, 07:26:36 PM
rubschin:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=162

Olga, dorogaya, I thought we discussed this? No sneaking back under another pseudonym, ok? Besides, Sven and Samantha seem to have covered all our bases, in a manner of speaking.
I know this bloke...  lol: lol: lol:

But does LL?  whistle:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 08, 2009, 07:39:24 PM

Dear BM
To get back on topic, re: new members, can I get a new one on the NHS, the one I have is broken. I think it has something to do with with the magnetic flux of the Earths core, my member used to point North but now it only points South.
Concerned of Birmingham
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2009, 07:41:21 PM

Dear BM
To get back on topic, re: new members, can I get a new one on the NHS, the one I have is broken. I think it has something to do with with the magnetic flux of the Earths core, my member used to point North but now it only points South.
Concerned of Birmingham


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2009, 08:18:41 PM

Dear BM
To get back on topic, re: new members, can I get a new one on the NHS, the one I have is broken. I think it has something to do with with the magnetic flux of the Earths core, my member used to point North but now it only points South.
Concerned of Birmingham


Dear Concerned of Birmingham
Since it is known that opposites attract and conversely that like repels, might I suggest you place something repellent to the south of your member and see if this will cause it to once more point to the north.
If this works well and good but of it fails you may need to invest in some lead lined underwear.
Do let us know how you get on.
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 08, 2009, 08:24:15 PM
Sir,
Thank you for your quick response to my post and the advice given. I will try a pint of BM's Special Brew.
Thank you

Less Concerned of Birmingham
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 08, 2009, 09:08:28 PM
Dear Doctor Snoopy
I have been standing here for some while now with a pint of BM's Special Brew underneath my member. The memsahib Dementia had a fit of the giggles and said it looked like a slug considering death by drowning and screwing up the courage to make the leap! I sometimes wonder why I bothered renting her, her use by date expired years ago. Anyway am I being to eager in expecting an early result, Dementia would also be interested knowing.
regards
Still Worried of Birmingham
Title: Re: New members
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2009, 06:16:55 AM
 worthy:

GOS, you're as mad as a box of frogs.

Keep it up sir.  happy088
Title: Re: New members
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 09, 2009, 02:05:28 PM
 lol: