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Title: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 07:38:07 AM
I met a Knight in Shining Armour last night ( not mine I hasten to add  sad24: ) . The kind of one that restores your faith in humanity but also makes you very suspicious because by all appearances they are just too good to be true and the society we are in demands that everyone has an alterior motive.  rubschin:

I went to my friends dinner party last night ( the one with the porn director boyfriend - although he is obviously no more ) and met her new man. 

He is only her new man due to a set of circumstances which are all very bizarre. She and her 2 children went to visit friends in Sussex a few weeks ago. They all went for a walk in some forests near by. However her son wondered off and got lost . He is the same age as the Brat. She had always instructed him if he were lost to stay where he was. The couple she was with had said that their advice as kids was to either go and find an adult  or go back to the exit and the car. This did not help her of course and after 25 minutes of frantic searching she was fairly hysterical.

Then out of the woods come this bloke with her son and 2 dogs. He was an off beat copper that had taken the dogs to the woods to train them. Her son had his mum's tracksuit top on and the dogs had traced the scent back to them . He also said when she got back she would find a message on her mobile as he had tried to ring her but she had left the phone back at the house they were staying in  noooo:

Since then they have been in constant communication and he adores her  - I went last night thinking that this all sounds a bit too good to be true - but he seems like a truly lovely fella

I'm so happy for her   Banghead
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 10:52:29 AM
You still have Sven to look froward to!  happy088
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:22:47 AM
Somehow I don't think so  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
Well perhaps you could try getting lost in the woods then. Or fall into a canal or something and get rescued, like
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:35:26 AM
by a coroner  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 11:37:06 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:38:10 AM

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Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 11:40:39 AM
 rubschin:

What did this copper's previous five wives die of...?
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:44:21 AM
I know I thought that  lol:

Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

I was desperately trying to find the flaws believe me  whistle:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 11:45:03 AM
I know I thought that  lol:

Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

I was desperately trying to find the flaws believe me  whistle:
rubschin:

A closet pooftah?
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:48:11 AM
He does sound very suspicious.
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:48:56 AM
It's on my list of possibilities ...

But he is a bit more of a surfer dude, spent several years in Auss and California ...tanned, fit bod etc . Oooh I could go on but it's not good for my health  lol:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:50:27 AM
Could you arrange for your friend to have some sort of fatal accident and then offer some TLC to this chap, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
I am happy for her






 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2009, 12:03:37 PM
Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

surfer dude

tanned, fit bod etc


He sounds a little self-centred.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:05:41 PM
Good work Uncle  worthy:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:06:15 PM
Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

surfer dude

tanned, fit bod etc


He sounds a little self-centred.  rubschin:

Vain too  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:07:49 PM
He had reason to be  redface:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:09:38 PM
Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

surfer dude

tanned, fit bod etc


He sounds a little self-centred.  rubschin:
A pooftah Uncle... for sure like...
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:11:02 PM
Prolly a closet transvestite
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:12:12 PM
As our resident expert I will get you to check him out
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
I saw a tranny last night - at the Abba concert like (no, not on the stage  ::) )...

Adam's apple as big as an, um apple....  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:13:52 PM
I am reminded of a couple of friends (laydees) who asked me to check out their perfick new boyfriends. Both turned out to be married  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:14:32 PM
I saw a tranny last night - at the Abba concert like (no, not on the stage  ::) )...

Adam's apple as big as an, um apple....  noooo:

Unconvincing then?
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:15:10 PM
I am reminded of a couple of friends (laydees) who asked me to check out their perfick new boyfriends. Both turned out to be married  noooo:

You could have a whole new sideline ahead of you   rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:16:57 PM
I saw a tranny last night - at the Abba concert like (no, not on the stage  ::) )...

Adam's apple as big as an, um apple....  noooo:

Unconvincing then?
Even to a blind man...


Although my mate reckoned 'she' was German...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:19:10 PM
One of them really played the field. This friend of mine was singing his praises once and Mrs Nick (this was before she was Mrs Nick) said that he had asked her out (big coincidence). She had met him at a wedding. He had also two timed several of Mrs Nick's friends. He had an unusual surname and I found him in the London phone book and called up. The lady at the other end called out 'Marty darling, it's for you.'  noooo:

In the end my friend invited him to a BBQ and also invited along 4 of his ex girlfriends.

He ran away!
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:20:14 PM
One of them really played the field. This friend of mine was singing his praises once and Mrs Nick (this was before she was Mrs Nick) said that he had asked her out (big coincidence). She had met him at a wedding. He had also two timed several of Mrs Nick's friends. He had an unusual surname and I found him in the London phone book and called up. The lady at the other end called out 'Marty darling, it's for you.'  noooo:

In the end my friend invited him to a BBQ and also invited along 4 of his ex girlfriends.

He ran away!
Who, the German laydee?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:20:30 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:22:28 PM
One of them really played the field. This friend of mine was singing his praises once and Mrs Nick (this was before she was Mrs Nick) said that he had asked her out (big coincidence). She had met him at a wedding. He had also two timed several of Mrs Nick's friends. He had an unusual surname and I found him in the London phone book and called up. The lady at the other end called out 'Marty darling, it's for you.'  noooo:

In the end my friend invited him to a BBQ and also invited along 4 of his ex girlfriends.

He ran away!

Good work  cool14:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
As a social group 'tis said that police officers are the ones most likely to be domestic abusers (as GPs rank high among the abusers of drugs and MPs among those most likely to indulge in un-natural sexual practices)
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:41:35 PM
We are doing very well here  happy088
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 03:45:41 PM
My faith in human nature is almost restored  cloud9:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 03:49:34 PM
Ask to see his patio - don't go alone...  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:51:01 PM
Quote
the one with the porn director boyfriend - although he is obviously no more

She has a history of picking the wrong sort of men. I bet she has a trail of them behind her  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
Not really - only 2  relationships before that and she married one of those.
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 03:56:29 PM
Didn't we have a recent case of a policeman in Prestatyn who admitted to being a tranny "off duty"?

As for the bulls hit about the dogs tracking her from the scent of the kids borrowed jacket ~ no way! I spent two years working as a dog handler when I first entered the Security business and we only ever used retired RAF Police Dogs ~ most couldn't track their way to the sausage counter. Yes they will react to strange scents or sounds but that is about the extent of it. They are not trained to track but to chase and hold.

Mind ~ as chat up lines go I've heard worse. ::)
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:57:11 PM
Not really - only 2  relationships before that and she married one of those.

Divorced him and ditched the porn film BF. Third time lucky?
 noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 03:58:29 PM
You have to have hope Nick  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:59:02 PM
Didn't we have a recent case of a policeman in Prestatyn who admitted to being a tranny "off duty"?



It's very common I hear
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
He's married an' all ~ they transferred him to a desk job 'cos once he "came out" everyone was taking the p*ss when he tried to give them a ticket.
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 06:40:08 PM
It's all bound to end in tears  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 06:48:27 PM
I aint got the legs for it although most squaddies will admit to wearing tights in the colder months with the exception of fishnets of course.
Title: Re: Too Good to be True
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2009, 05:02:28 AM
I aint got the legs for it although most squaddies will admit to wearing tights in the colder months with the exception of fishnets of course.
What does he wear?