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Title: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:19:10 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:29:57 AM
No news yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 12:07:53 PM

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Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 04:56:31 PM
Blood and urine tests show some severe gastro-something-or-other, white cell count through the roof.

On antibiotics via intravenous drip and injection - temperature fallen to 37...

Won't be released tomorrow...  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 04:58:36 PM
Have you thought of suing the Ukrainians?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 05:00:52 PM
Have you thought of suing the Ukrainians?
Of course! but LL is the only poorly one...  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 05:13:29 PM
Catch it off her  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 08:42:36 AM
LL is feeling much better and now wants to come home... doctor will visit in an hour and see if she can although she is still on the drip like...

Where is my nurses uniform...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 08:47:44 AM
LL is feeling much better and now wants to come home... doctor will visit in an hour and see if she can although she is still on the drip like...

Where is my nurses uniform...?  rubschin:


You'll need to shave your legs first. whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
Miss D needs nursing  cry:

Not feeling well at all  cry: cry: cry:

Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches  sad24:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2009, 08:54:23 AM
Miss D needs nursing  cry:

Not feeling well at all  cry: cry: cry:

Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches  sad24:

 happy100

Oh dear, not another one  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 08:55:16 AM
Miss D needs nursing  cry:

Not feeling well at all  cry: cry: cry:

Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches  sad24:
Oh dear oh dear...  noooo:

You haven't been to dinner at my Ukrainian neighbours have you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 08:57:58 AM
No 

In fact I couldn't face dinner last night . Should have known then something was wrong   lol:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 09:01:05 AM
No 

In fact I couldn't face dinner last night . Should have known then something was wrong   lol:
Did you eat stuff that had been in the fridge since before your holiday...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 09:03:21 AM
The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.

Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem  cry:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 09:08:11 AM
The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.

Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem  cry:

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.

Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem  cry:
You brought back an elephant - that wasn't very wise was it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 09:11:07 AM
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged  redface:

Honest Guv  angel1
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 05, 2009, 09:12:53 AM
Blood and urine tests show some severe gastro-something-or-other, white cell count through the roof.

On antibiotics via intravenous drip and injection - temperature fallen to 37...

Won't be released tomorrow...  noooo:

If it's anything like the Salmonella I had a few months ago, she has my deepest sympathies.
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged  redface:

Honest Guv  angel1

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 09:32:03 AM
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged  redface:

Honest Guv  angel1

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 09:44:26 AM
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged  redface:

Honest Guv  angel1

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)

Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs cussing:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 09:46:53 AM
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged  redface:

Honest Guv  angel1

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)

Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs cussing:
He is multi-tasking...  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 09:49:46 AM
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me.  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged  redface:

Honest Guv  angel1

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)

Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs cussing:
He is multi-tasking...  whistle:

Scratching his arse whist picking his nose does not count as "multi-tasking" ~ and he hasn't answered yesterday's PM yet let alone today's.
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 09:56:28 AM
She is going to milk this for all it is worth - and you will be run ragged doing nursey activities  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 10:02:44 AM
By ragged do you mean asking him to make her a cup of coffee  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 10:04:58 AM
By ragged do you mean asking him to make her a cup of coffee  noooo:

She knows better than to ask him that. She knows it will involve a trip to the shops to buy a new coffee maker.  ::)
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 10:08:25 AM
 point:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 10:23:59 AM
Anyhoo...  ::)

The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 10:25:20 AM
How will the poor lamb survive without LL to boss him about?  noooo:

Frozen pizza again?  ::)
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 10:25:54 AM
How will the poor lamb survive without LL to boss him about?  noooo:

Frozen pizza again?  ::)
Pizza eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 10:29:40 AM
I am sure she will appreciate you taking in some frozen pizza when you go and visit  noooo:

Send her all our best wishes though that will make her feel better  cloud9:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
I am sure she will appreciate you taking in some frozen pizza when you go and visit  noooo:

Send her all our best wishes though that will make her feel better  cloud9:
I will indeed...  cloud9:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 11:28:25 AM
Thaw it first  ::)
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 11:29:56 AM
Did you ~ thath nithe
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 11:37:21 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2009, 07:57:56 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...

Probably to keep her off the other drip at home.  ;)
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Pirate on August 05, 2009, 08:45:54 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...

Probably to keep her off the other drip at home.  ;)
drumroll:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 04:34:59 AM
Anyhoo...  ::)

The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...

Probably to keep her off the other drip at home.  ;)
evil:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 12:06:35 PM
LL is home...  evil:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 12:12:03 PM
In bed? And making demands? And giving orders?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
Is she feeling better ?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2009, 12:13:13 PM
Oh good ~ hope she is feeling much better .......... You must look after her well. Lots of hot drinks and tasty snacks to help build up her strength.

Well don't just stand there gawping ~ get the bloody washing machine going. You have much to do.
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 12:13:59 PM
He is going to be running around with an apron on. I just sense it  noooo:

Have you given her a sick bucket with some dettol in it?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2009, 12:19:56 PM
He is going to be running around with an apron on. I just sense it  noooo:


So he should ~ the things that poor woman puts up with  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 12:21:53 PM
I bet she waits till he's gone downstairs till she shouts for him again. razz:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2009, 12:22:46 PM
If he is any sort of a caring husband he will have given her a little bell to ring.  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2009, 12:25:12 PM
Linked in to the one on a collar round his neck perhaps  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 12:25:52 PM
2 tin cans and a piece of string so she can shout at him?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2009, 12:33:02 PM
He is clearly too busy drinking in the kitchen to answer.  lol:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
 evil:

She wouldn't give me a bleddy bell the last time I was poorly!  cussing:

She has gone to bed... peace at last...  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 06, 2009, 12:42:06 PM
evil:

She wouldn't give me a bleddy bell the last time I was poorly!  cussing:

She has gone to bed... peace at last...  noooo:

Before she sleeps, get her to try out the "Donate" button  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 12:42:18 PM
Not for long  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 12:42:54 PM
evil:

She wouldn't give me a bleddy bell the last time I was poorly!  cussing:

She has gone to bed... peace at last...  noooo:

Before she sleeps, get her to try out the "Donate" button  whistle:
A kidney or something...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Bar Wench on August 06, 2009, 05:17:56 PM
Oh poor LL! Send her my love!
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 05:23:16 PM
Oh poor LL! Send her my love!
Lady love eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 07:21:12 PM
I am sure he will do when she comes round wakes up
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
And how is the patient?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2009, 02:14:09 PM
Welcome home LL.

I hope the servants are doing a good job.  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:15:20 PM
BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 02:21:33 PM
BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol  noooo:
I have been digging up stuff... and cutting up other stuff... and glueing it like...  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:24:19 PM
What are you making FFS??
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2009, 02:26:48 PM
An omelette  rubschin:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:29:12 PM
Something he saw on Blue peter?
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 03:17:32 PM
What are you making FFS??
Stuff...  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
It's a Rolf  evil:

He won't know til you can see what it is yet  lol:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 06:11:27 PM
It's a contraption  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 06:19:35 PM
It's a contraption  noooo:
Nope...  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 10:02:34 PM
BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol  noooo:
I have been digging up stuff... and cutting up other stuff... and glueing it like...  noooo:

I have been digging up stuff  dead goats.. and cutting up other stuff (LL)... and glueing it like...  noooo:
 scared2:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 03:41:42 AM
BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol  noooo:
I have been digging up stuff... and cutting up other stuff... and glueing it like...  noooo:

I have been digging up stuff  dead goats.. and cutting up other stuff (LL)... and glueing it like...  noooo:
 scared2:

Nope...  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 04:23:03 PM
A suit of armour to go with the bucket
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:37:03 PM
A suit of armour to go with the bucket
Nope...  whistle:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Pirate on August 08, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/30/steve-erenbergs-weird-head-contraptions/ (http://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/30/steve-erenbergs-weird-head-contraptions/)
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 06:57:08 PM
She has gone very quiet...........
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 06:58:56 PM
She is watching bloody House again... utter shite...  noooo:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
Lock yerself in the cinema
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Pastis on August 08, 2009, 07:41:29 PM
Lock yerself in the minema

Ahem. Good advice.
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2009, 04:29:31 AM
WHat, instead of being on here... with my friends like...?  sad24:
Title: Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2009, 02:29:49 PM
She is watching bloody House again... utter shite...  noooo:

Perhaps she is taking notes on how to deal with you BM.  whistle: