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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:19:10 AM
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Popcorn:
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No news yet... noooo:
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Blood and urine tests show some severe gastro-something-or-other, white cell count through the roof.
On antibiotics via intravenous drip and injection - temperature fallen to 37...
Won't be released tomorrow... noooo:
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Have you thought of suing the Ukrainians?
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Have you thought of suing the Ukrainians?
Of course! but LL is the only poorly one... noooo:
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Catch it off her eveilgrin:
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LL is feeling much better and now wants to come home... doctor will visit in an hour and see if she can although she is still on the drip like...
Where is my nurses uniform...? rubschin:
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LL is feeling much better and now wants to come home... doctor will visit in an hour and see if she can although she is still on the drip like...
Where is my nurses uniform...? rubschin:
You'll need to shave your legs first. whistle:
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Miss D needs nursing cry:
Not feeling well at all cry: cry: cry:
Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches sad24:
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Miss D needs nursing cry:
Not feeling well at all cry: cry: cry:
Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches sad24:
happy100
Oh dear, not another one noooo:
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Miss D needs nursing cry:
Not feeling well at all cry: cry: cry:
Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches sad24:
Oh dear oh dear... noooo:
You haven't been to dinner at my Ukrainian neighbours have you...? rubschin:
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No
In fact I couldn't face dinner last night . Should have known then something was wrong lol:
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No
In fact I couldn't face dinner last night . Should have known then something was wrong lol:
Did you eat stuff that had been in the fridge since before your holiday...? rubschin:
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The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.
Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem cry:
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The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.
Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem cry:
Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
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The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.
Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem cry:
You brought back an elephant - that wasn't very wise was it...? noooo:
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Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged redface:
Honest Guv angel1
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Blood and urine tests show some severe gastro-something-or-other, white cell count through the roof.
On antibiotics via intravenous drip and injection - temperature fallen to 37...
Won't be released tomorrow... noooo:
If it's anything like the Salmonella I had a few months ago, she has my deepest sympathies.
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Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged redface:
Honest Guv angel1
Of course. I completely understand.
These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
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Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged redface:
Honest Guv angel1
Of course. I completely understand.
These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)
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Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged redface:
Honest Guv angel1
Of course. I completely understand.
These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)
Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs cussing:
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Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged redface:
Honest Guv angel1
Of course. I completely understand.
These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)
Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs cussing:
He is multi-tasking... whistle:
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Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. whistle:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged redface:
Honest Guv angel1
Of course. I completely understand.
These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in. tunble:
::)
Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs cussing:
He is multi-tasking... whistle:
Scratching his arse whist picking his nose does not count as "multi-tasking" ~ and he hasn't answered yesterday's PM yet let alone today's.
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She is going to milk this for all it is worth - and you will be run ragged doing nursey activities eveilgrin:
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By ragged do you mean asking him to make her a cup of coffee noooo:
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By ragged do you mean asking him to make her a cup of coffee noooo:
She knows better than to ask him that. She knows it will involve a trip to the shops to buy a new coffee maker. ::)
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point:
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Anyhoo... ::)
The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...
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How will the poor lamb survive without LL to boss him about? noooo:
Frozen pizza again? ::)
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How will the poor lamb survive without LL to boss him about? noooo:
Frozen pizza again? ::)
Pizza eh...? rubschin:
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I am sure she will appreciate you taking in some frozen pizza when you go and visit noooo:
Send her all our best wishes though that will make her feel better cloud9:
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I am sure she will appreciate you taking in some frozen pizza when you go and visit noooo:
Send her all our best wishes though that will make her feel better cloud9:
I will indeed... cloud9:
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Thaw it first ::)
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Did you ~ thath nithe
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tunble:
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Anyhoo... ::)
The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...
Probably to keep her off the other drip at home. ;)
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Anyhoo... ::)
The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...
Probably to keep her off the other drip at home. ;)
drumroll:
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Anyhoo... ::)
The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...
Probably to keep her off the other drip at home. ;)
evil:
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LL is home... evil:
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In bed? And making demands? And giving orders?
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Is she feeling better ?
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Oh good ~ hope she is feeling much better .......... You must look after her well. Lots of hot drinks and tasty snacks to help build up her strength.
Well don't just stand there gawping ~ get the bloody washing machine going. You have much to do.
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He is going to be running around with an apron on. I just sense it noooo:
Have you given her a sick bucket with some dettol in it?
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He is going to be running around with an apron on. I just sense it noooo:
So he should ~ the things that poor woman puts up with noooo:
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I bet she waits till he's gone downstairs till she shouts for him again. razz:
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If he is any sort of a caring husband he will have given her a little bell to ring. whistle:
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Linked in to the one on a collar round his neck perhaps rubschin:
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2 tin cans and a piece of string so she can shout at him?
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He is clearly too busy drinking in the kitchen to answer. lol:
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evil:
She wouldn't give me a bleddy bell the last time I was poorly! cussing:
She has gone to bed... peace at last... noooo:
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She wouldn't give me a bleddy bell the last time I was poorly! cussing:
She has gone to bed... peace at last... noooo:
Before she sleeps, get her to try out the "Donate" button whistle:
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Not for long whistle:
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evil:
She wouldn't give me a bleddy bell the last time I was poorly! cussing:
She has gone to bed... peace at last... noooo:
Before she sleeps, get her to try out the "Donate" button whistle:
A kidney or something...? rubschin:
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Oh poor LL! Send her my love!
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Oh poor LL! Send her my love!
Lady love eh...? eyes:
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I am sure he will do when she
comes round wakes up
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And how is the patient?
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Welcome home LL.
I hope the servants are doing a good job. whistle:
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BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol noooo:
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BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol noooo:
I have been digging up stuff... and cutting up other stuff... and glueing it like... noooo:
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What are you making FFS??
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An omelette rubschin:
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Something he saw on Blue peter?
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What are you making FFS??
Stuff... whistle:
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It's a Rolf evil:
He won't know til you can see what it is yet lol:
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It's a contraption noooo:
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It's a contraption noooo:
Nope... whistle:
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BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol noooo:
I have been digging up stuff... and cutting up other stuff... and glueing it like... noooo:
I have been digging up stuff dead goats.. and cutting up other stuff (LL)... and glueing it like... noooo:
scared2:
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BM has not been seen for hours. Up to his neck in mops and dettol noooo:
I have been digging up stuff... and cutting up other stuff... and glueing it like... noooo:
I have been digging up stuff dead goats.. and cutting up other stuff (LL)... and glueing it like... noooo:
scared2:
Nope... whistle:
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A suit of armour to go with the bucket
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A suit of armour to go with the bucket
Nope... whistle:
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http://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/30/steve-erenbergs-weird-head-contraptions/ (http://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/30/steve-erenbergs-weird-head-contraptions/)
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She has gone very quiet...........
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She is watching bloody House again... utter shite... noooo:
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Lock yerself in the cinema
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Lock yerself in the minema
Ahem. Good advice.
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WHat, instead of being on here... with my friends like...? sad24:
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She is watching bloody House again... utter shite... noooo:
Perhaps she is taking notes on how to deal with you BM. whistle: