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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 18, 2009, 01:07:27 PM
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Does anyone know what the proper etiquette for poking the neighbors small screaming banshee in the eye is?
Should I 1. Ask permission politely and carry on regardless of the answer?
2. Ask permission and respect the answer?
3. Other?
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Other...
Poke the little sod and deny all knowledge after... whistle:
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Is this a child or a cat ???
Mind you my answer to both would be the same - boiling water whistle:
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Is this a child or a cat ???
Mind you my answer to both would be the same - boiling water whistle:
No dear ~ That's ants you're thinking of.
It's cold water for cats and children ~ a "Whoops, SORRY!" moment with the garden hose usually works I find.
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No - boiling water works on everything for me whistle:
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But so hard to make it seem like an accident
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I was killing garden ants when I heard a terrifying scream that made me jump and pour boiling hot water all over your child / cat / husband ( delete as appropriate) whistle:
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Is this a child or a cat ???
Mind you my answer to both would be the same - boiling water whistle:
No dear ~ That's ants you're thinking of.
It's cold water for cats and children ~ a "Whoops, SORRY!" moment with the garden hose usually works I find.
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