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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 19, 2009, 07:48:04 AM
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I found it! The shed (here) contains a sort of reclining chair thingy with a foam mattress. The bastards have eaten their way into the mattress and are living in there evil:
I have SPRAY. eveilgrin:
I gave them a good blast when they were all asleep (do wasps sleep?) last night. I shall go shortly and check on their condition eveilgrin:
I shall be armed (evil cackle)
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I found it! The shed (here) contains a sort of reclining chair thingy with a foam mattress. The bastards have eaten their way into the mattress and are living in there evil:
I have SPRAY. eveilgrin:
I gave them a good blast when they were all asleep (do wasps sleep?) last night. I shall go shortly and check on their condition eveilgrin:
I shall be armed (evil cackle)
Remove mattress >>>> douse with white spirit >>>> apply naked flame >>>> run like hell
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Use Mrs Nick as a shield - just tell her she has immunity now after being stung so many times lol:
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Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?
It's a lot, I can tell you.
We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.
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Use Mrs Nick as a shield - just tell her she has immunity now after being stung so many times lol:
rubschin:
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Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?
It's a lot, I can tell you.
We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.
Did you spray them?
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Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?
It's a lot, I can tell you.
We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.
Did you spray them?
Burn their 'ouse like! eveilgrin:
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The first instruction of your very comprehensive guidelines to eradicate a wasp's nest says to remove the mattress.
How the feck do you do that without getting stung all over .... noooo:
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The first instruction of your very comprehensive guidelines to eradicate a wasp's nest says to remove the mattress.
How the feck do you do that without getting stung all over .... noooo:
A task for Mrs. Nick of course! ::)
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Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?
It's a lot, I can tell you.
We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.
Did you spray them?
If he had any sense he went fishing and left Mrs Tel to sort it.
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Well they didn't like that eveilgrin:
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Popcorn:
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I will go and check on their body count shortly eveilgrin:
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scared2:
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You do know that when a wasp is threatened or killed it gives off a chemical that attracts other wasps to its aid?
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You do know that when a wasp is threatened or killed it gives off a chemical that attracts other wasps to its aid?
Mormons are the same
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Have you any idea how many wasps there can be in a nest?
It's a lot, I can tell you.
We had a nest in our loft a few years ago, not a pleasant experience. Our whole kitchen ceiling was a heaving mass of wasps as they were attrected by the electric light early one morning as I was about to go fishing. Like something out of a horror movie.
Did you spray them?
If he had any sense he went fishing and left Mrs Tel to sort it.
That's the truth of it.
I did first warn Mrs Tel not turn any lights on. When daylight came they all vanished.
Nest was in loft, called council who put me in touch with a pest control firm that they used - cost me about ?70.
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I will go and check on their body count shortly eveilgrin:
Has Nick been seen or heard from since his last post scared2:
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I will go and check on their body count shortly eveilgrin:
Has Nick been seen or heard from since his last post scared2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWSlZgTHNCY&feature
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That could be most apposite scared2: I've just spotted a text I missed earlier (on account o' werk, like)
The essence is.... The Boy + mower + electric cable = Boom! Explode:
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Good Grief!
Does he do this stuff deliberately?
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Wot? Send me texts? ;)
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Good Grief!
Does he do this stuff deliberately?
I imagine The Boy was slightly surprised!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg25.imageshack.us%2Fimg25%2F91%2F82862115.th.jpg&hash=8cede39f87234d2a965bdf0c2abaa490ef37abac) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqV2XrA)
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A bit extreme to get rid of a wasp's nest methinks eeek:
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I could be wrong but I think The Boy was attending to a different task rubschin:
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I told him not to touch the mower, but would he listen?
He won't do that again eveilgrin:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8213887.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8213887.stm)
A farmer has been stung to death by a swarm of wasps in East Yorkshire, his family has confirmed.
Mark Evison, 47, had been cutting grass as he cleared a ditch in Ellerker, near South Cave, on Sunday evening when he disturbed a wasps' nest.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8213887.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8213887.stm)
A farmer has been stung to death by a swarm of wasps in East Yorkshire, his family has confirmed.
Mark Evison, 47, had been cutting grass as he cleared a ditch in Ellerker, near South Cave, on Sunday evening when he disturbed a wasps' nest.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
It can happen, but eeek: eeek: eeek: anyway
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scared2: