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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 22, 2009, 08:42:28 PM
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Since so many are here late these days it just seems polite
GOODNIGHT AND NO NAUGHTY DREAMS AND STUFF evil:
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Is it bedtime ???????
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Yes! It is here. I am knackered.
Brush yer teeth NOW and put your pyjamas on. Lights out. GO!
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scared2:
Any chance of a midnight feast ?
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NO. Sleep. NOW!
Have some fooking water. (Why do we say that?)
GOODNIGHT eveilgrin:
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What about a story ? ...and where's my blanky ? and can you check for monsters under the bed first please cry:
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What about a story ? ...and where's my blanky ? and can you check for monsters under the bed first please cry:
Would you check under mine as well please. scared2:
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Don't worry Darwin, BM can't be hiding under your bed if he is hiding under Miss D's whistle:
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Don't worry Darwin, BM can't be hiding under your bed if he is hiding under Miss D's whistle:
I always thought he was a little potty.
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Since so many are here late these days it just seems polite
GOODNIGHT AND NO NAUGHTY DREAMS AND STUFF evil:
Why not? Beats bad and weird dreams....
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I dreamt I was having all my limbs cut off last night in some bizarre circumstances sad24:
If only I'd been allowed my feast I wouldn't have been awake since 5 cry:
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Don't worry it was only a 'armless dream about being legless. ;)
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drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
You've obviously had a good nights sleep - tippety toppity form already this morning Uncle M 8)
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I've also been up since 5am - watched the news, pottered around, had breaky. TBH it's the first time I've felt properly well since I had the swine flu a couple of weeks ago.
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Well that is good news ......tho not the 5 o clock bit noooo:
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Good to hear that you are back on form Uncle.
I have always liked being up at stupid o'clock, it's quiet and peaceful. cloud9:
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Thanks Miss C, I quite like that time of the morning, but only in the summer when the sun is up with me.
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Agreed Uncle winter is a different matter altogether, quilt and snuggle spring to mind.
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Goodnight Sue Ellen.
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We had this once before if I recall.... it was like the fvckin' Walton's ::)
;)
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We had this once before if I recall.... it was like the fvckin' Walton's ::)
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Well that got repeated a lot so why should we be any different? ;D
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Night John-Boy sleep017
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I forgot to say goodnight.... redface:
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I bet you forgot to kiss the great aunts who sit in the corner and smell of stale urine too didn't you?
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I bet you forgot to kiss the great aunts who sit in the corner and smell of stale urine too didn't you?
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Come, come now BM don't pretend that you don't have at least one, we all have.
The first two words were merely a manner of speech and not a request/instruction.
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Come, come now BM don't pretend that you don't have at least one, we all have.
The first two words were merely a manner of speech and not a request/instruction.
I don't ~ every single Aunt and all but one Uncle are long dead ~ when he goes it's just me and me bruvver ~ oh and a heap of children I suppose. Researching the family tree I have been amazed at how many lines have just ended. My parents' brothers and sisters (8 in all) produced only 5 children between them. There are a number of 4th and 5th cousins still around but everyone has relatives that they have never met and don't know exist but they are not really family are they?
This may help to explain what others have seen as my desperate need to procreate.
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My Aunt Eileen was the guilty party noooo:
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In truth it was the great aunts and uncles that were the main culprits, they too are all dead now.
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Come, come now BM don't pretend that you don't have at least one, we all have.
The first two words were merely a manner of speech and not a request/instruction.
lol: lol: lol:
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Ok so there's no one here to play with so I am going to take my book and get off to bed....
Night night
I often talk to myself - it's fine really whistle:
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Goodnight all ~ time for pills, bed and a couple of chapters of Hancock. That is sooooooo not a euphemism.
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I am off to London for the day tomorrow (early start) sleep017
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I'm off to to Suffolk tomorrow for the annual family get together - late start.
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I shall be on the till at the Oxfam shop smiling at loonies.
When I can be arsed I shall start a thread about the socio-polotics of your local charity shop. All life is there. Weird, odd, kind, strange, mad, normal and thats just behind the counter.
In front of the counter there are the shoplifters, more mad, the misfits and people who are so old they appear to be held together with string.
But thankfully, all leavened by normal, decent people like us. cloud9:
Nighty nighty, pyjama pyjama.
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Happy dreams and sweet repose,
Half the bed and all the clothes.
I've just woken up.... I was zzzzzzzzzz ing on the sofa evil:
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Goodnight children.
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Goodnight children.
Night daddy...
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Goodnight children.
Night daddy...
It is now morning you dolt! Banghead
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Goodnight children.
Night daddy...
It is now morning you dolt! Banghead
It was morning when Darwin said goodnight... rubschin:
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Goodnight children.
Night daddy...
It is now morning you dolt! Banghead
It was morning when Darwin said goodnight... rubschin:
Pack up all my care and woe,
Here I go,
Singing low,
Bye bye blackbird,
Where somebody waits for me,
Sugar's sweet, so is she,
Bye bye
Blackbird!
No one here can love or understand me,
Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me,
Make my bed and light the light,
I'll be home late tonight,
Blackbird bye bye.
Pack up all my care and woe,
Here I go,
Singing low,
Bye (bye) bye (bye) blackbird.
(tchoo tchoo tchoo tchoo tchoo tchoo)
Where somebody waits for me,
Sugar's sweet, so is she,
Bye (bye) bye (bye) blackbird.
(tchoo tchoo tchoo tchoo tchoo tchoo)
No one here can love or understand me,
Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me,
(Oh oh oh oh)
Make my bed, light that light,
I'll be home late tonight,
Blackbird...
Make my bed and light the light,
I'll be home late tonight,
Leave you bird jet in the sky
Toodle oo!
Farewell!
Bye bye!
ALSO
Lullaby Of Broadway
You're out of the woods,
You're out of the dark,
You're out of the night.
Step into the sun,
Step into the light,
Then open your eyes
And love will open, ahhh,
Open, ahhh,
Open, open, open, open up.
Come on along and listen to
The lullaby of broadway.
The hip-hooray and balley-hoo.
The lullaby of broadway.
The rumble of the subway train.
The rattle of the taxi.
The daffodils who entertain
At angelo's and maxi's.
When a broadway baby says good night,
It's early in the morning.
Manhattan babys don't sleep tight
Until the dawn.
Good night, baby.
Good night. milkman's on his way.
Doon, doon, doon.
Sleep tight, baby.
Sleep tight. let's call it a day. hey!
Come on along and listen to
The lullaby of broadway.
The hi-de-hi and boop-boop-buh-doo.
It's just the lullaby of broadway.
The band begins to go to town
And everyone goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby 'round
'til everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, i'm gonna buy you this and that,
You hear your daddy sing.
Then baby goes home to her flat
To sleep all day.
Good night, baby.
Good night. the milkman's on his way.
Do, do, do, doodley-do.
Sleep tight,oh, my baby.
Sleep tight. let's call it a day.
Listen to the lullaby of
Ol-bo-ba-bo-ba-b'old doo doo doo broadway!
The lulla-lullaby of broadway!
I think DS has the right of it. whistle:
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surrender:
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Don't wet the bed again Nicholas!
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Off to bed. ANd if Tipsy wriggles I shall have to spank her noooo:
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Off to bed. ANd if Tipsy wriggles I shall have to spank her noooo:
Promises Promises ::) I thought you had a bad hand. evil: ... and cut your toe nails.
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I am left handed angel1
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Good you will be able to use the nail clippers then. smile:
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Good Grief...
Mr Thread...
::)
noooo:
scared2:
eveilgrin:
eyes:
::)
noooo:
::)
noooo:
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I am cack handed sad32:
Corrected for accuracy. whistle:
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I am cack handed sad32:
Corrected for accuracy. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Morning. razz:
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sleep017
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sleep017
Goodnight Nick. Thumbs:
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Might be going to a beach party now ...........friends just called ........... rubschin:
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Shocked:
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Shocked:
Yeah, you're right a load of bikini girls and cheap booze and sea ...........better not go......... ::)
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:sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
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The bloke who was driving us has bastard fallen asleep ..........and it was his idea.......... cussing:
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Drive yerself
Oh tyres, sorry redface:
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Drive yerself
Oh tyres, sorry redface:
Think I maybe over the limit .....a tad ........... redface:..........was getting ready ..........
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Drive yerself
Oh tyres, sorry redface:
Think I maybe over the limit .....a tad ........... redface:..........was getting ready ..........
Fingers down throat...? rubschin:
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Well, West Brum tomorra so best say goodnight now. Up bright and early... ish. Will blend in nicely, am a very funny colour. ;D
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Green?
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Well, West Brum tomorra so best say goodnight now. Up bright and early... ish. Will blend in nicely, am a very funny colour. ;D
Did they play liverpool at footy ............. whistle:
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Well, West Brum tomorra so best say goodnight now. Up bright and early... ish. Will blend in nicely, am a very funny colour. ;D
;D
Did they play liverpool at footy ............. whistle:
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sleep017
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sleep017 yep, really sleepy. Night.
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Nite all.............
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Night boys and girls.
ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBRISdhAYJE#)
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Nite all.............
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Morning apc.... Thumbs:
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sleep017
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Nite Nick........
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Gonna snuggle down now. See you in the morning. sleep017
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No wriggling evil: