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Title: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 11:42:02 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8217499.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8217499.stm)

A cash machine operator has introduced Cockney rhyming slang to a number of its ATMs in east London.

People using Bank Machine's ATMs can opt to have their prompts and options given to them in rhyming slang.

As a result they will be asked to enter their Huckleberry Finn, rather than their Pin, and will have to select how much sausage and mash (cash) they want.

The rhyming slang prompts will be available from five cash machines in east London for three months.

Other rhyming slang prompts people can expect include a speckled hen (?10), while the machine may inform users that it is contacting their rattle and tank, rather than bank.

Ron Delnevo, managing director of Bank Machine, said: "We wanted to introduce something fun and of local interest to our London machines.



That'll confuse so many of the mini statement women the queues will be round the block  lol:

Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 11:57:14 AM
Some people just have too much time on their hands.  noooo:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 12:00:23 PM
The bloody geeks will golden dove it.
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
Some people just have too much time on their hands.  noooo:
She has three days off this week - you'd think she'd be posting shite like this then eh Uncle...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 12:03:17 PM
Feck off then and make a valuable contribution of your own.....

don't worry - we can wait  whistle:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 12:03:56 PM
 doh:

I didn't mean the lovely Miss D.
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 12:06:48 PM
doh:

I didn't mean the lovely Miss D.
Of course Uncle....  char048












Lickspittle
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 12:07:14 PM
Feck off then and make a valuable contribution of your own.....

don't worry - we can wait  whistle:
I am busy moving beds like sort of thing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 12:09:25 PM
doh:

I didn't mean the lovely Miss D.

I read it that way Unc  cloud9:

BM has just got his trouble making stick out .... evil:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2009, 12:16:52 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8217499.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8217499.stm)

A cash machine operator has introduced Cockney rhyming slang to a number of its ATMs in east London.

People using Bank Machine's ATMs can opt to have their prompts and options given to them in rhyming slang.

As a result they will be asked to enter their Huckleberry Finn, rather than their Pin, and will have to select how much sausage and mash (cash) they want.

The rhyming slang prompts will be available from five cash machines in east London for three months.

Other rhyming slang prompts people can expect include a speckled hen (?10), while the machine may inform users that it is contacting their rattle and tank, rather than bank.

Ron Delnevo, managing director of Bank Machine, said: "We wanted to introduce something fun and of local interest to our London machines.



That'll confuse so many of the mini statement women the queues will be round the block  lol:



Problem (i) Cockney Rhyming Slang is ever changing
Problem (ii) I have never heard any Cockney call cash "Sausage and Mash" nor a ten pound note a "Speckled Hen"

The man who has dreamed up this idea is a fvcking Scot so what would he know anyway.

"What's a Hindu?" ......... "Errrrrr Lays eggs!"
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 24, 2009, 12:28:53 PM
Feck off then and make a valuable contribution of your own.....

don't worry - we can wait  whistle:
I am busy moving beds like sort of thing...  noooo:

Couldn't you just live in a house like the rest of us? ::)
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 01:05:34 PM
Feck off then and make a valuable contribution of your own.....

don't worry - we can wait  whistle:
I am busy moving beds like sort of thing...  noooo:

Couldn't you just live in a house like the rest of us? ::)
doh:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Pastis on August 24, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
I 'spect it'll all end up cattle trucked.  whistle:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 01:38:21 PM
I 'spect it'll all end up cattle trucked.  whistle:
What, my bare threads?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 24, 2009, 02:05:47 PM
Are your threads nakid? eeek:
Title: Re: Arthur Ashe machines to talk David Hockney
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 02:08:27 PM
Are your threads nakid? eeek:
No i meant tha- oh never mind...  noooo: