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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2009, 07:19:58 AM
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I breast fed my pet cat !!!!!!!
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JANINE Hammond breastfeeds her cat. Says she in Closer magazine:
?People will think I?m weird, but it?s an amazing experience. Flash loves it, and feeds twice a day. Nobody should knock it until they?ve tried it.?
You?ll be shocked to learn that Janine is American and single. Her lover left her while she was pregnant with her son Kenny 'WhoSaPrettyBoyDen'. And when the boy was born she read on the internet about a woman who had breastfed a terrier crossbreed puppy.
?At first it felt weird but I close by eyes and imagined it was Kenny.?
?It?s fantastic. His teeth and rough tongue skin tickle, but he?s never one broken my skin? I hope Kenny and Flash will have a close bond. When Kenny is older I?ll tell him and hope that he?ll think it?s cool.?
If there is ever a case for children that should be taken into care for their own good at birth , surely this is a good case.
What next after the cat ... noooo:
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eeek: Just eeek: sick2:
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The cat needs to be taken into care too.
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I have a stock phrase for when it's time to get down to work instead of chatting, faffing about etc:
"right, this isn't getting the cat fed"
It's just taken on a whole new meaning!
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Hope this doesn't inspire Nick with any of that keyboard cat stuff
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Ye gods eeek:
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Hope this doesn't inspire Nick with any of that keyboard cat stuff
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