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Title: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2009, 10:27:56 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I accidentally cut the power to the ground floor electric sockets last night (don't ask) , the computer restarted and up came the "Blue Screen of Death" Does not load up Windows in any mode. Ran diagnostics from recovery disk which found corrupt blocks.

Looks like a reformat and reinstall tonight.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2009, 10:30:17 AM
SAFE mode?
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2009, 10:38:36 AM
SAFE mode?

<cough>

Does not load up Windows in any mode
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2009, 10:40:43 AM
Buggered for sure Uncle, you're right not to piss about with it...  happy088
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2009, 10:42:25 AM
There speaks the Gubber in Chief  noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 09, 2009, 10:48:16 AM
Laptop or desktop?
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2009, 10:50:38 AM
Laptop or desktop?

The only relevance being that a laptop is lighter to throw through the window  lol:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 09, 2009, 10:53:43 AM
Laptop or desktop?

The only relevance being that a laptop is lighter to throw through the window  lol:

Not so, young hound. If it's a laptop, SOMETIMES, taking the battery out, putting it in a plastic bag and lobbing it in the freezer for an hour, then re-installing it can somehow revive it. If a desktop, remove the power lead and hold the on/off button for at least 30 seconds. Then put the lead back in and try also SOMETIMES works.

So there.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2009, 10:56:30 AM
There speaks the Gubber in Chief  noooo:

He's right though.

Reinstalling XP from the recovery disk isn't the problem, it's all the updates and the other programs loaded since the original installation that takes the time and that's not even counting the data and my music files from backup.

Desktop - bought March 05. Maybe I should just get a new one.  rubschin:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2009, 10:59:11 AM
You fix my internet and I'll fix your puter  whistle:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2009, 10:59:59 AM
She has an axe  scared2:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2009, 11:00:45 AM
That'll fix it for good.  eeek:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2009, 11:03:07 AM
Laptop or desktop?

The only relevance being that a laptop is lighter to throw through the window  lol:

Not so, young hound. If it's a laptop, SOMETIMES, taking the battery out, putting it in a plastic bag and lobbing it in the freezer for an hour, then re-installing it can somehow revive it. If a desktop, remove the power lead and hold the on/off button for at least 30 seconds. Then put the lead back in and try also SOMETIMES works.

So there.

 surrender: It was a joke  surrender:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2009, 01:29:51 PM
There speaks the Gubber in Chief  noooo:

He's right though.

Reinstalling XP from the recovery disk isn't the problem, it's all the updates and the other programs loaded since the original installation that takes the time and that's not even counting the data and my music files from backup.

Desktop - bought March 05. Maybe I should just get a new one.  rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2009, 08:57:28 PM
He's wrong! I gave it one last, the recovery disk gave access to c prompt so I ran 'chkdsk /r', took a while but it repaired/recovered the corrupt blocks.

 happy088
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2009, 04:08:51 AM
 eeek:

 sad24:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2009, 08:33:05 AM
Cheer up BM, I'm sure it will breakdown again.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2009, 08:33:30 AM
Cheer up BM, I'm sure it will breakdown again.
cloud9:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2009, 10:24:35 AM
All this talk of Windows has just reminded me, my Vista pc crashed with a corrupt HD at the weekend. Eventually I reformated and restored the original Vista. Works fine now but so far I've installed about 90 updates to bring the Vista from it's state 15 months ago to current.  Banghead
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 10:30:32 AM
I never have these problems with my little lapbook running Linux  noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2009, 10:49:31 AM
You don't have a teenage son playing the latest war games on your little laptop though.  noooo:

Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 11:00:58 AM
No ~ I have an eight year old battling penguins ~ don't ask, just DON'T ASK!
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2009, 11:13:52 AM
If it's "Club Penquin" my two have been there, done that.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 11:17:47 AM
Tedious innit  tunble:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2009, 11:28:25 AM
Yep, and Habbo  ::)

Now it's Facebook etc.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 08, 2009, 08:26:23 PM
My Vista desktop has been playing up again, running realy slow, crashing and having trouble starting up Windows. I'd had enough so I bought a new hard disk today along with Windows 7. (about ?150 all in)

Fortunately I had a second PC working so that I could look online to see how to access and remove the drive casing so that I could change the drive. Would have been stuffed otherwise. Anyway, turned out to be very simple (as most things are once you know how) I then installed Windows 7, surprisingly easy and a damn sight quicker than Vista. It promptly downloads an update!

I been adding printer drivers and Office, configuring the internet (it comes with explorer) and now I have, to all intents and purposes, a new PC.

 cloud9: 
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
 8)

A very productive day Uncle M 

Computers must be the biggest cause of stress in the modern world  ( not including families of course  noooo: )
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 08, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
I'm right chuffed.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2009, 08:42:08 PM
So you should be  cloud9:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2009, 08:47:33 PM
Well done Uncle...  happy088
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2009, 09:51:18 PM
A new geek is born.............Well done Uncle!   happ096
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2009, 01:32:29 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Five minutes after my son fired up one of his games the graphics card died.

?130 for a replacement.

At this rate only the case is going to be original.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2009, 01:38:54 PM
 Club fooking Penguin   Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2009, 01:44:45 PM
Not for a long time. It's more like "Call to Armoured Mayhem IV" these days.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2009, 02:03:22 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead

Five minutes after my son fired up one of his games the graphics card died.

?130 for a replacement.

At this rate only the case is going to be original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbha4XclSMU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbha4XclSMU)
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2009, 02:13:57 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead

Five minutes after my son fired up one of his games the graphics card died.

?130 for a replacement.

At this rate only the case is going to be original.
I did a broadband installation for a customer once - the very moment I plugged the LAN cable into her PC the graphics card died.  Banghead

Of course, she wouldn't believe that it wasn't my fault and I had to replace it...  noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2009, 02:47:18 PM
Gubbed it  whistle:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2009, 02:57:12 PM
Gubbed it  whistle:
It wasn't me you silly gerl!  evil:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2009, 06:13:44 PM
Gubbed it  whistle:
It wasn't me you silly gerl!  evil:

It was the man on the grassy knoll  whistle:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2009, 08:07:55 PM
My son is reloading his game.  scared2:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
Never had it before, now twice in 2 days  rubschin:  Only thing I have done is install the newer version of AVG Free...and no, I haven't spilled Young's on it....
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
Never had it before, now twice in 2 days  rubschin:  Only thing I have done is install the newer version of AVG Free...and no, I haven't spilled Young's on it....

The mods!  scared2:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 07:22:45 PM
Never had it before, now twice in 2 days  rubschin:  Only thing I have done is install the newer version of AVG Free...and no, I haven't spilled Young's on it....

The mods!  scared2:

We rockers ain't scared...
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 24, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
I had a BSOD on Saturday and a crash yesterday morning (blank screen) I've rolled it back to Friday, just before AVG ran an update.  rubschin:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2011, 04:41:02 PM
I made the mistake of calling it by name when one of the agents had BSOD on their machine. Now when I go past them they jump into martial arts poses and cry 'BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH' as if it is a move from a Bruse Lee film. 


Bunch of pi$$ taking buggers.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2011, 09:47:10 AM
Been getting crashes and BSOD last few days. This morning another BSOD then nothing. Even the BIOS wouldn't start up.  eeek:

Finally decided to the KES.* It worked!






* KES = Kinetic Energy Solution

aka giving it a wack.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 09:49:03 AM
Excellent! It is knowing where to whack it which is the skill!  ;)
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2011, 11:05:05 AM
Sounds like a loose liver.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2011, 04:06:35 PM
Corrupted Graphics Driver. Have now updated to latest version and all seems OK (for the moment)
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
Corrupted Graphics Driver. Have now updated to latest version and all seems OK (for the moment)

 noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2011, 04:51:51 PM
Wot?
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 06:29:45 PM
Wot?

Gubbed...  noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2011, 06:51:40 AM
Wot?

Gubbed...  noooo:

It seems you are correct.  cry:

Still crashing (though not so often) even though I've reinstalled Windows and updated the BIOS. I've even reseated all the hardware and cleaned out all the dust and fluff!
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 02:34:11 PM
Wot?

Gubbed...  noooo:

It seems you are correct.  cry:

Still crashing (though not so often) even though I've reinstalled Windows and updated the BIOS. I've even reseated all the hardware and cleaned out all the dust and fluff!

Get a new one while you still have something to transfer files from....  whistle:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2011, 03:38:04 PM
Don't be daft, I keep good backups.

Anyway, all seems ok ~ have restored my files, computer behaving itself.
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 03:49:26 PM
Don't be daft, I keep good backups.

Anyway, all seems ok ~ have restored my files, computer behaving itself.

That is always the last stage like...  noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 18, 2011, 08:36:02 AM
Don't be daft, I keep good backups.

Anyway, all seems ok ~ have restored my files, computer behaving itself.

That is always the last stage like...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rubbishremoval.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fskip.jpg&hash=261208276675a933578023c0780e6a589238ccc7)
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2011, 08:59:01 AM
Don't be daft, I keep good backups.

Anyway, all seems ok ~ have restored my files, computer behaving itself.

That is always the last stage like...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rubbishremoval.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fskip.jpg&hash=261208276675a933578023c0780e6a589238ccc7)

Indeed....
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 09:01:46 AM
'';\4 \\,鈅''[9464-'''';';\;\;  Banghead
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2011, 09:04:04 AM
'';\4 \\,鈅''[9464-'''';';\;\;  Banghead

Zakly...
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 17, 2013, 10:56:05 AM
Two in 3 days... noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2013, 11:02:51 AM
Two in 3 days... noooo:

pathead:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 17, 2013, 12:09:42 PM
Just reading through this thread again. Where does the time go? Also it seems about time for my PC to act up again.  scared2:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2013, 12:14:47 PM
Just reading through this thread again. Where does the time go? Also it seems about time for my PC to act up again.  scared2:

 eeek:

You've done it now Uncle....  noooo:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 17, 2013, 12:18:24 PM
I know  doh:
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2013, 05:12:04 PM
I know  doh:
Was it your fault?
Title: Re: BSOD
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:34:26 PM
I know  doh:
Was it your fault?

yes, it was Uncle Mort's fault!  cussing: