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Title: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 09:03:27 AM: If you were an animal what animal would you be and why ?

Apparently somewhere here said they were asked this as an interview question ( in a previous place of employment) - the idea being that this was meant to show if you were a 'team' worker etc.

If I was asked that I wouldn't have a fecking clue what to say.

Over to you ...if you were an animal what would you be and why ?
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 09:07:47 AM: I would like to be a dog cloud9:

A friend of mine was in therapy for a while. She was asked what sort of aniimal she would be. She said 'ant'. The therapist then asked her what her BF was. 'Rhino'.

They split up soon afterwards noooo:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 09:12:21 AM: lol:

But ants get squashed easily and work all their life without much joy noooo:

Maybe I could be a Queen Bee whistle:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 09:20:39 AM: Stoopid question to ask a Beagle. evil:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 09:22:37 AM: But it's a wish list Snoops ...you may have tired of being on all fours and want to be something else whistle:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 09:28:14 AM: Nope ~ Beagle suits me just fine.

<Serious head on> The reason for choosing the name and avatar is that the life and philosophy contained in the cartoon character just about sums up how I see myself ~ let the HR idiots pick over that. <Serious head off>
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2009, 09:46:26 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 10, 2009, 09:12:21 AM
lol:

But ants get squashed easily and work all their life without much joy noooo:

Ant then.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 09:48:41 AM: happy100

No - you are a star gazer...you need to be something that comes out at night rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 09:51:34 AM: BM's teeth?
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Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 09:53:11 AM: drumroll:
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Post by: Rarelady on September 10, 2009, 10:34:59 AM: Simplezzzzz.........

I wanna be a meerkat!

lol:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2009, 10:47:22 AM: A snake...
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:47:55 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:48:20 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2009, 10:47:22 AM
A snake...

rubschin: No change there then ;)
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 10:48:39 AM: A trosuer one rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:49:07 AM: Trouser even angel1
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2009, 10:49:14 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 10, 2009, 10:48:39 AM
A trosuer one rubschin:
redface:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:49:48 AM: I was thinking more "In the grass" but trouser if you prefer Miss D.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 10:50:01 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Trouser even angel1

hey - I typed that whilst facing backwards and talking to someone about a job.... whistle:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2009, 10:50:47 AM: Wolverine.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 10:50:52 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:49:48 AM
I was thinking more "In the grass" but trouser if you prefer Miss D.

Oh no - snake in the grass does indeed have it's merits Snoops lol:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:51:20 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 10, 2009, 10:50:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Trouser even angel1

hey - I typed that whilst facing backwards and talking to someone about a job.... whistle:

And your mind was on trouser snakes noooo: This is no way to prepare for an interview.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:52:01 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2009, 10:50:47 AM
Wolverine.

I had you more Tasmanian Devil whistle:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:52:25 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 10, 2009, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:49:48 AM
I was thinking more "In the grass" but trouser if you prefer Miss D.

Oh no - snake in the grass does indeed have it's merits Snoops lol:

its angel1

Do they do spelling tests at these interviews?
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2009, 10:52:43 AM: Tiger

or more usually Tigger ;)
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2009, 10:52:47 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:51:20 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 10, 2009, 10:50:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Trouser even angel1

hey - I typed that whilst facing backwards and talking to someone about a job.... whistle:

And your mind was on trouser snakes noooo: This is no way to prepare for an interview.

I am working from home this afternoon whistle:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2009, 10:53:18 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2009, 10:50:47 AM
Wolverine.

I had you more Tasmanian Devil whistle:

Have you been talking to Mrs TMRBB? rubschin:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:53:31 AM: What time is Sven coming?

[snigger]
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:54:41 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2009, 10:52:25 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 10, 2009, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:49:48 AM
I was thinking more "In the grass" but trouser if you prefer Miss D.

Oh no - snake in the grass does indeed have it's merits Snoops lol:

its angel1

Do they do spelling tests at these interviews?

Be fair ~ she is interviewing somebody backwards.

Sort of "Mirror Mirror on the wall" type of interview I suspect.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:55:19 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2009, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2009, 10:50:47 AM
Wolverine.

I had you more Tasmanian Devil whistle:

Have you been talking to Mrs TMRBB? rubschin:

Moi? I wouldn't dare ..... she sounds scarey.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:39:27 AM: A racehorse at stud!

Why? Why bloody not
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 09:40:17 AM: rubschin:

But I don't fancy lady horses noooo:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 09:41:23 AM: Quote from: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:39:27 AM
A racehorse at stud!

Why? Why bloody not
Cos they grab your dick and stick it in a huge rubber johnny just as you are about to jizz up... noooo:

I saw it on the telly once... the mares just get the turkey baster treatment...
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 09:41:44 AM: sick2:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:50:12 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2009, 09:41:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:39:27 AM
A racehorse at stud!

Why? Why bloody not
Cos they grab your dick and stick it in a huge rubber johnny just as you are about to jizz up... noooo:

I saw it on the telly once... the mares just get the turkey baster treatment...

Well put BM. Are you available for doing the narration on any of these documentaries? ;)
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 10:02:59 AM: Quote from: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:50:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2009, 09:41:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:39:27 AM
A racehorse at stud!

Why? Why bloody not
Cos they grab your dick and stick it in a huge rubber johnny just as you are about to jizz up... noooo:

I saw it on the telly once... the mares just get the turkey baster treatment...

Well put BM. Are you available for doing the narration on any of these documentaries? ;)

"And JOM is coming on strong .... he's neck and neck with the mare ......... and, oh dear, he's been pulled out again by Big Willy, his trainer, who is holding on for grim death ~ what a disappointment for JOM who looked as if he had it in the bag ..................... again"
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 10:07:34 AM: Quote from: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:50:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2009, 09:41:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 11, 2009, 09:39:27 AM
A racehorse at stud!

Why? Why bloody not
Cos they grab your dick and stick it in a huge rubber johnny just as you are about to jizz up... noooo:

I saw it on the telly once... the mares just get the turkey baster treatment...

Well put BM. Are you available for doing the narration on any of these documentaries? ;)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2009, 10:16:58 AM: You make it all sound so seedy and commercial. noooo:

The Daddy and Mummy animals really love each other and the nice herdsman is only helping out because there are not enough Daddies to go round.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 10:17:33 AM: Seedy. Very good!
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Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 10:18:03 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2009, 10:17:33 AM
Seedy. Very good!
drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2009, 10:19:25 AM: The joy of our language. ;D

Back to the OP, I would be comfortable as a Sloth.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 10:20:39 AM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 11:23:14 AM: Anyone fancy being a Slow Loris?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hedweb.com%2Fanimimag%2Fslowloris.jpg&hash=f9fe6cdb66893ae2a2f4f6683da02a44030999cf)
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:23:42 AM: Any shagging involved?
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Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 11:25:11 AM: Well there a quite a few of them about so presumably they have some method of procreation.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:26:17 AM: Unless they spawn rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 11:28:19 AM: I always think of them when driving up a long incline on a motorway and there's an extra lane on the left ... ;)
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Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:28:57 AM: whacky115
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Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 11:29:23 AM: lol:

Actually they fascinate me ~ the way they move along a branch, hilarious!
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:31:09 AM: Uh?
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Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 11:38:21 AM: They really do move in slow motion, quite incredible. They only come down from their branch if they need a dump although why then God knows? lol:
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Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:39:04 AM: They haven't discovered gravity?
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 11:41:06 AM: Video of a Pygmy Slow Loris

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/31/pygmy-slow-loris/

Sorry you'll have to click on it. It won't seem to embed.
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:42:33 AM: Looks like the admin staff in the place I used to work in noooo:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 11:55:23 AM: Quote from: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 11:28:19 AM
I always think of them when driving up a long incline on a motorway and there's an extra lane on the left ... ;)
drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:55:49 AM: I don't get it Banghead
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 11:56:29 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:55:49 AM
I don't get it Banghead

Slow Lorries
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 11:56:37 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:55:49 AM
I don't get it Banghead
point:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:57:00 AM: Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Pastis on September 11, 2009, 11:58:27 AM: Just to ram the point home... lol:

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Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:59:18 AM: FOOK OFF! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 12:00:27 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:59:18 AM
FOOK OFF! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 12:05:17 PM: AND YOU TOO. MISS D WILL SORT YOU OUT eveilgrin:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2009, 12:10:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2009, 12:05:17 PM
AND YOU TOO. MISS D WILL SORT YOU OUT eveilgrin:
Do you think so...? eyes:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2009, 12:11:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2009, 11:59:18 AM
FOOK OFF! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 12:32:16 PM: AND YOU MR TURNIP! cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 11, 2009, 12:43:21 PM: Never mind Nick, here's a cake to cheer you up:

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Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2009, 12:46:38 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 11, 2009, 12:43:21 PM
Never mind Nick, here's a cake to cheer you up:

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Cho-Cho(ux) Pastry?
Title: Re: If you were an animal ....
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2009, 12:56:37 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: