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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 10:08:12 AM
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I have met a lot of people over the years who do believe that their dreams, in fact all dreams, have a deeper meaning. I have read books devoted to the subject but I confess I am very sceptical (skeptical for any Yanks reading this) about that theory. Certainly some psychiatrists believe that they can determine your mental health (or lack of it) through discussion of your dreams. I was asked to keep a diary of my dreams by one psychologist when I was in counselling following the implantation of the ICD and apparently I was not alone in needing this help to deal with the situation.
Anywhoo, as posted elsewhere, last night I had a dream that left the word Jaunty in my head.
The dream itself involved me working in a large department store where we (the staff) were preparing for Christmas and I was one of several people involved in setting up the Nativity themed display. Various fabrics and items of clothing were being dragged out of a store cupboard and we were assigning them to "dress" the various characters. A pink and mauve "candy striped" piece of fabric was drawn out of a box and the suggestion made that it would be ideal for one of the shepherds. Someone else said "surely that's too jaunty for a shepherd" and I said "Who the f*ck ever heard of a jaunty shepherd?"
Then I woke up busting for a pee.
So any amateur psychologists want to have a go at that one?
I cannot remember ever using the word jaunty before, certainly it is not in my regular lexicon. I have worked in a department store but that was back in 1969 and only for a very short period.
I am not currently taking any prescription drugs that are known to induce dreams although I have in the past but that is a tale for another post.
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I like dreams and since they must originate in our own sleepy heads they must relate to us in some way.
I wonder how blind people dream rubschin:
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I can actually not determine if I dream in colour or black or white.... rubschin:
As for meanings...I know I dream a lot more when I am anxious , excited, and sleep deprived.
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I do colour. BM does Blu-ray noooo:
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I do colour. BM does Blu-ray noooo:
I'm not sure if I do colour or not - maybe BM only dreamed his Blu-Ray eeek:
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noooo:
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The last words in a dream I woke from this morning were:
"And don't forget Polly's birthday, will you?" I spent the first hour awake trying to figure out who it might be redface:
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Polly perhaps rubschin:
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Polly perhaps rubschin:
doh: I don't err, know a Polly!
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Do you know a parrot then rubschin:
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Come to think of it, I did once. Her name wasn't Polly though rubschin:
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Word association tho my dear man whistle:
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The last words in a dream I woke from this morning were:
"And don't forget Polly's birthday, will you?" I spent the first hour awake trying to figure out who it might be redface:
You are telling yourself to clean the paintbrushes
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I dreamt that I was dreaming last night whacky115
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I dreamt that I was dreaming last night whacky115
What makes you think you are awake now...? rubschin:
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I just checked in the mirror. It seemed to be me. Unless I dreamt it rubschin:
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Why do you sleep like a log rubschin: - as that's what I did last night .
No dreams though noooo:
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Woodworm?
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No - I'm structurally stable whistle:
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I just checked in the mirror. It seemed to be me. Unless I dreamt it rubschin:
You might somehow have inadvertently stumbled into a horrible Dallas time line continuum. Are you wearing a Stetson or very wide shoulder pads? scared2:
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I just checked in the mirror. It seemed to be me. Unless I dreamt it rubschin:
Hit yourself with something heavy and see if it hurts.
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Good plan.
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Good plan.
Alternatively, when you get off the plane in Pafos I'll hit you with a lump of six-be-three... whistle:
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sad24:
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sad24:
There, there. He didn't mean it. happy100
He probably meant 100x50mm
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sad24:
There, there. He didn't mean it. happy100
He probably meant 100x50mm
Nonsense! ::)
Four-be-two is a bit cumbersome.
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I dreamt last night that I died in a horrible way ....what does this mean scared2:
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I dreamt last night that I died in a horrible way ....what does this mean scared2:
How horrible...? rubschin:
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Really horrible......it took ages and I was aware of everything cry:
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Really horrible......it took ages and I was aware of everything cry:
You're stringing this out aren't you...? ::)
Tell us the gory details... Sinister:
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No sad24:
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happy100
Tell Uncle Barman all about it...
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I dreamt last night that I died in a horrible way ....what does this mean scared2:
You are going to be a stand-up comic?
or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort)
whistle:
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eeek:
It certainly wasn't pleasurable noooo:
Something must be dead inside me then rubschin:
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eeek:
It certainly wasn't pleasurable noooo:
Something must be dead inside me then rubschin:
Something you ate perhaps?
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To dream of death, some say, is to foretell of a birth.
Conversely to dream of a birth is reckoned to foretell of a death.
To dream of your own death but to wake up means you have nothing to worry about.
To dream of your own death and not wake up and it's curtains.
My ex used to believe all that sort of shite. Touch wood I have never been superstitious.
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lol:
Maybe it's the birth of a new me then rubschin:
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I dreamed that it was Sunday and was ready for a full breakfast when I woke up.
Why is it Friday?
I'm not sure that I can settle for cornflakes now.
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I dreamt last night that I was filming a pop video thing on the beach at Rio
Sounds promising when put like that, however it was being filmed at dusk and no one else was on the beach except for the production crew and the ensemble.
I was part of the dance line up and there were about 20 of us prancing around this woman who was the famous star. I was most unhappy because we all had sky blue body paint covering us from head to foot and these horrible little dresses on that were most uncomfortable because they were angular, spikey etc
We kept having to run into the waves and do this dance routine and when we finished we could go to Carnival. However I then threw a wobbly because I didn't want to go wearing blue body paint so kept mucking up the routine rubschin:
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Smurfette
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eeek:
This was far more tasteful than a smurf song rubschin:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eeek:
This was far more tasteful than a smurf song rubschin:
Wombles...?
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No, no,no,no,no,no ,no
It was meant to be 'artisitic' or so the Director kept saying - I thought it looked ridiculous and was obviously not happy about this ...my dress resembled something more along the lines of a rubber pufffer fish suit rubschin:
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Porn video?
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Not that kind of blue movie either lol:
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Did you have cheese for supper?
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Did you have cheese for supper?
Danish Blue?
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Did you have cheese for supper?
No sad24:
Cheese = fat cloud9:
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Snoopy, Nick and Growler go camping up the 'ill in their new tent.
After a night's sleep, Snoopy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"
Growler, sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"
Nick, sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."
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Snoopy, Nick and Growler go camping up the 'ill in their new tent.
After a night's sleep, Snoopy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"
Growler, sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"
Nick, sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."
noooo:
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Snoopy, Nick and Growler go camping up the 'ill in their new tent.
After a night's sleep, Snoopy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"
Growler, sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"
Nick, sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."
I didn't laugh th first time I heard that joke............ in about 1956
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If you are dreaming it means you're asleep. whistle:
I am doing neither. sad24:
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happy100
How many are there Miss C
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Not being able to sleep is a nightmare... oh, hold on tho... rubschin:
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I had a weird dream last night
I was in the garden of a house and they were having some kind of BBQ / garden party .
Except in the garden there were lots of flower beds around the perimeter of the hoooge garden. The borders of the flower beds were all guarded by rows and rows of different coloured wheelie bins. Except they all had a different plaque on each one. On closer inspection it appeared these were the name of deceased people and their ashes were contained within the wheelie bins. I was most upset because there was no order to how they were lined up and went about rearranging the bin coffins rubschin:
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Nurse! The screens!
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I had a weird dream last night
I was in the garden of a house and they were having some kind of BBQ / garden party .
Except in the garden there were lots of flower beds around the perimeter of the hoooge garden. The borders of the flower beds were all guarded by rows and rows of different coloured wheelie bins. Except they all had a different plaque on each one. On closer inspection it appeared these were the name of deceased people and their ashes were contained within the wheelie bins. I was most upset because there was no order to how they were lined up and went about rearranging the bin coffins rubschin:
What was the weird part?
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Coffin OCD .....I will stay away from graveyards in case I want to rearrange all the tombstones into alphabetical order lol:
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CDO
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8)
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You could set up a SleepTalkingWoman blog razz:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7277.0
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But then someone would have to listen to me when I sleep scared2:
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But then someone would have to listen to me
happy100
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But then someone would have to listen to me when I sleep scared2:
Voice activated recorder 8)
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I think perhaps it's safer if I don't talk in my sleep lol:
Some might argue the same for when I'm awake as well
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Surely not ;)
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I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive sad24: sad24: sad24:
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happy100 That's horrible.
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I will take from that that 5 is not my lucky number lol:
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I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive sad24: sad24: sad24:
That's terrible! eeek:
They should have more lined up so that the next batch can go straight in - don't they realise how inefficient it is to have you waiting around...? noooo:
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Indeed, I bet they weren't Germans. eeek:
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I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive sad24: sad24: sad24:
That's terrible! eeek:
They should have more lined up so that the next batch can go straight in - don't they realise how inefficient it is to have you waiting around...? noooo:
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Indeed, I bet they weren't Germans. eeek:
lol:
rubschin:
I was in a foreign country , not Germany though - it was just all very grey noooo:
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Wales?
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I dreamt I was due to be executed in a gas chamber last night ...but they could only do this in batches of 5 and there was only me and some other person I didn't know left so we had to wait for more to arrive sad24: sad24: sad24:
I am sure a resourceful young lady like you could have filled the space and produced enough gas to make up for the other 3.
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I spent all last night trying to revise for my A levels noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
I had a really bizarre dream which I am not prepared to disclose redface:
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
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shutup:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Still here ;)
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You're a very patient man - I thought they were extinct these days lol:
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Well when I did finally get to sleep I dreamt I had to ride a seven seater tricycle from Edgware to Lincoln. I had six passengers with loads of luggage. One was a naked fortune teller rubschin:
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Well when I did finally get to sleep I dreamt I had to ride a seven seater tricycle from Edgware to Lincoln. I had six passengers with loads of luggage. One was a naked fortune teller rubschin:
whacky115
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I dreamt that I was at a dinner party with a fantastic young woman, very pretty and slim. We were going back to her place after dinner. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=0bf3e619607f70c73701d2c63ec417743cffd4fd) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php). For some reason I had arranged for my ex-wife to pick us up from the party. When my ex-wife arrived, my pretty escort had turned into an old plain woman sad32:
Woke up then thankfully, before this old woman got her hands on me
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Did you wake up screaming?
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I wasn't very happy that my pretty girl had turned into an old woman...obviously the ex-wife's fault evil:
rubschin: The ex-wife looked quite tasty actually eyes:
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You're a very patient man - I thought they were extinct these days lol:
Miss D be very carefull, I think that you will find that Pirate is just a patient. whacky115
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You're a very patient man - I thought they were extinct these days lol:
Miss D be very carefull, I think that you will find that Pirate is just a patient. whacky115
evil:
happy001
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You're a very patient man - I thought they were extinct these days lol:
Miss D be very carefull, I think that you will find that Pirate is just a patient. whacky115
The entire ward is awaiting the details of the Miss D dream.
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Have I told you about my Abba dream...? whistle:
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Nooo I don't think that you have does it involve ripping your skirt off and sequins?
If not prolly best not to bother. whistle:
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I dreamt that I was at a dinner party with a fantastic young woman, very pretty and slim. We were going back to her place after dinner. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=0bf3e619607f70c73701d2c63ec417743cffd4fd) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php). For some reason I had arranged for my ex-wife to pick us up from the party. When my ex-wife arrived, my pretty escort had turned into an old plain woman sad32:
Woke up then thankfully, before this old woman got her hands on me
Has guilt written all over this one whistle:
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Nooo I don't think that you have does it involve ripping your skirt off and sequins?
If not prolly best not to bother. whistle:
evil:
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Who was this then...? rubschin:
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
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Who was this then...? rubschin:
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
Was it Michael Barrymore?
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Tears for Fears - Mad World
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Who was this then...? rubschin:
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
Was it Michael Barrymore?
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Tears for Fears - Mad World
You couldn't let me win could you...? evil:
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You asked a question , I answered
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You asked a question , I answered
::)
The Internet is wonderful eh...? ::)
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I actually knew that one.....granted it was a bit lonely in the grey cells with not much other information in there to keep it company but I knew it would come in use one day evil:
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I actually knew that one.....granted it was a bit lonely in the grey cells with not much other information in there to keep it company but I knew it would come in use one day evil:
Of course... Liar:
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I am knackered after a bizzy night of over-realistic dreaming. noooo:
I had to read a mahoosive book for some exam or other, but kept getting interrupted.
The baby I rescued as it tumbled into the river came back to life, but it ought not to have been coxing a rowing eight to begin with noooo:
The ambulance crrew were very nice, even though one had a foot where his right hand ought to have been eeek:
And my invention of the Arran knit hooded boiler suit caught on amazingly amongst the yoof, despite my dad's rage at the stoopidity of the idea.
I think this combination of pills is not good noooo:
PS And what was all that stuff about the inflatable ostrich? rubschin:
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All that in one night eeek:
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I'd go back to bed but I am scared of what might happen scared2:
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I'd go back to bed but I am scared of what might happen scared2:
You might puncture your ostrich.
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;D ;D ;D Another coffee spraying moment brought to you by Darwin
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A wild night with Delia the rampant librarian surrender:
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A wild night with Delia Smith the rampant cook surrender:
noooo:
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I dreamt I bought a bottle of wine for ?70 and felt really guilty about spending this sort of money on liquid but that it tasted amazing.......there were other people and other events going on ..but really the wine was the focus of the drea, redface: redface: redface:
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I dreamt I designed some amazing new plane...
Then there was a group of us at a party...
Then I was riding a horse along a beach...
I don't normally remember my dreams... rubschin:
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I spent the night on a Routemaster with Robert Peston rubschin:
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I spent the night on a Routemaster with Robert Peston rubschin:
This is the dreams thread... ::)
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I dreamt I designed some amazing new plane...
Then there was a group of us at a party...
Then I was riding a horse along a beach...
the horseman of the apocalypse
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rubschin:
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My nicotine patches give peculiar very realistic dreams. I no likey.
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Popcorn:
Like you are in bed wth Mr Wench and he is snoring in a Welsh accent noooo:
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That is just my sad reality. noooo:
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I had a dream last night about that bloke from Coronation Street.... noooo:
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Gay boy point:
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Gay boy point:
It wasn't THAT sort of dream.... ::)
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My nicotine patches give peculiar very realistic dreams. I no likey.
Useless things ~ I wore one on each arm and still smoked 40 a day. Will power is the only answer. There is no substitute for a ciggy.
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My nicotine patches give peculiar very realistic dreams. I no likey.
Useless things ~ I wore one on each arm and still smoked 40 a day. Will power is the only answer. There is no substitute for a ciggy.
Your three favourite things:
A drink before and a cigarette after.
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I seem to have spent the entire night repairing my Mum's bike. I am exhausted now. evil:
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Tyred?
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drumroll:
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I seem to have spent the entire night repairing my Mum's bike. I am exhausted now. evil:
You should have geared yourself up for it. noooo:
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I seem to have spent the entire night repairing my Mum's bike. I am exhausted now. evil:
You should have geared yourself up for it. noooo:
Trust you to put your spoke in
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Oh dear... another chain reaction... noooo:
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Here we go ~ all the old jokes being wheeled out.
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Here we go ~ all the old jokes being wheeled out.
You're admin - you could put a brake on it...
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We are indeed the hub of the place
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We are indeed the hub of the place
We have to pedal quite hard sometimes to keep it all going tho...
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Indeed ......... we will need to pump up the action from time to time.
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People need an escape valve eh...?
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These topic deviations make me cross. Bar the culprits I say.
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These topic deviations make me cross. Bar the culprits I say.
I think we're saddled with them Darwin... noooo:
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These topic deviations make me cross. Bar the culprits I say.
I think we're saddled with them Darwin... noooo:
They need a clip round the ear. noooo:
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I'm just a cog in the matter.
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I see myself as a spokesman for the other VP'ers
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Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible evil:
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Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible evil:
Mr Kipling Steam Fair?
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cussing:
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Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible evil:
Mr Kipling Steam Fair?
That threw a spanner in the works Darwin!
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Tonight I will aim to dream about something more sensible evil:
Get yourself well oiled and you won't dream at all. angel1
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Hallucinogenically Vivid vast party in an ever expanding house. Absolutely chock full of people from every phase of my life. Most disturbing eek: eeek: Woke up in a cold sweat
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I spent the night trying to get an old coal boiler going
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I spent the night trying to get an old coal boiler going
shutup:
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I spent the night trying to get an old coal boiler going
Was it in a cake shop perchance?
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Horrid vertigo nightmare eeek:. Vast flights of transparent steps. Woke up yelling scared2:
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I worry about you mate, I really do noooo:
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I've had some nasty dreams since I've been in here drugged up to the eyeballs.
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If they are giving you anything to control heart rhythm then I am not surprised. Amiodarone used to give me real nightmares when I was on that.
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Last night the Rolling Stones transformed themselves into a brass band eeek:
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I had a weird dream last night... got me thinking about the meaning of dreams and stuff.... rubschin:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
i need to have a think about it to put it into werds like....
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Popcorn:
i need to have a think about it to put it into werds like....
After you have put your PJs in the wash then whistle:
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Popcorn:
i need to have a think about it to put it into werds like....
After you have put your PJs in the wash then whistle:
happy001
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Something involving terrapins rubschin:
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Something involving terrapins rubschin:
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Something involving terrapins rubschin:
Prolly means you're moving house. They (http://www.terrapin-ltd.co.uk/php/home/index.php) handed over my new offices yesterday cloud9:
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Oddly enough, that is a distinct possibility rubschin:
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Oddly enough, that is a distinct possibility rubschin:
Which section of the page were you looking at? Custody or caring? point:
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evil:
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I had a dream about a shopping trolley eeek:
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I had a dream about a shopping trolley eeek:
I had dreams about them too! Think I was pregnant at the time. whistle:
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eeek:
scared2:
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It might be more than one scared2:
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Some babbies cloud9:
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I was a park designer, not a theme park but a park , park
Wasn't happy with the number of entrances and the fact that this was simple to find if you accessed through certain streets but if you didn't it had an inner circle kind of arrangement.
Lots of opposition from the locals about having a park in their vicinity as well.
::) ::) ::)
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I was a park designer, not a theme park but a park , park
Wasn't happy with the number of entrances and the fact that this was simple to find if you accessed through certain streets but if you didn't it had an inner circle kind of arrangement.
Lots of opposition from the locals about having a park in their vicinity as well.
::) ::) ::)
Tough night then....? noooo:
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I really should start drinking again lol:
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I really should start drinking again lol:
There's your problem right there.... noooo:
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I opened a restaurant last night. It was called "The Band Wagon" for some reason. It had two distinctive features: nothing was ever cleaned and all the staff had to dress as characters from the Muppets. rubschin:
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I opened a restaurant last night. It was called "The Band Wagon" for some reason. It had two distinctive features: nothing was ever cleaned and all the staff had to dress as characters from the Muppets. rubschin:
That rings a bell... rubschin:
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I dreamt I was on a flight directed to an airport called Perno lol:
It was in the middle of nowhere . I had to walk into small villages and try and find someone who understood me and could help me get where I needed to.
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I doubt your yearning to be understood will ever be fulfilled noooo:
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Ever the optimist Nick... lol:
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I doubt your yearning to be understood will ever be fulfilled noooo:
I concur surrender:
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New drugs, new dreams. I feel that I should stay awake to avoid them. All new drugs '
do may make me drowsy' I have given up all hope. surrender:
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New drugs, new dreams. I feel that I should stay awake to avoid them. All new drugs 'do may make me drowsy' I have given up all hope. surrender:
Everything makes me drowsy, especially being awake. surrender:
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I dreamt I was on a flight directed to an airport called Perno lol:
It was in the middle of nowhere . I had to walk into small villages and try and find someone who understood me and could help me get where I needed to.
You sure it wasn't Pernod?
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I dreamt I was going bald last night eeek: eeek: eeek:
The dream dictionary suggests : a lack of self-esteem or worries about getting older. Alternatively, baldness symbolizes humility, purity, and personal sacrifice. You are at a stage in your life where you are confident in fully exposing yourself.
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I dreamed that I beat up someone that stole my digital camera while I was in the public lavatory (wading through the piss in my socks) and then dropped him through a ceiling about five hundred feet into a classroom....
WTF? Shrugs:
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Nurse..........
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surrender:
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MMmm the Dream Dictionary suggests
To see a toilet in your dream, symbolizes a release of emotions or getting rid of something in your life that is useless. The dream may also be brought about by your full bladder and is attempting to get you up and go to the bathroom. If you are cleaning the toilet, then it means that you are starting to shed your shell or lose your inhibitions.
To see a clogged toilet in your dream, signifies that you are holding and keeping your feelings to yourself. Your emotions have been pent up too long and you need to let go of the negative feelings.
To see an overflowing or flooded toilet in your dream, denotes your desires to fully express your emotions.
To dream that you are in a fight, indicates inner turmoil. Some aspect of yourself is in conflict with another aspect of yourself. Perhaps an unresolved or unacknowledged part is fighting for its right to be heard. It may also parallel a fight or struggle that you are going through in your waking life.
That'll be ?50 for the consult please lol:
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Will you take a cheque...? whistle:
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I think Miss D's dream about a rubber ball just came true. whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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I think Miss D's dream about a rubber ball just came true. whistle:
drumroll:
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I dreamt I was going bald last night eeek: eeek: eeek:
The dream dictionary suggests : a lack of self-esteem or worries about getting older. Alternatively, baldness symbolizes humility, purity, and personal sacrifice. You are at a stage in your life where you are confident in fully exposing yourself.
eeek:
Somewhat worrying that you have a dream dictionary Miss D....
I have nightmares about overflowing toilets and my teeth crumbling and dropping out, been going on for years. The lav one has come true a couple of times, still have all my own teeth though.
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I spent the whole night presiding over a custard vat in a school canteen. Oddly I was also in charge of the periscope and torpedoes rubschin:
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I spent the whole night presiding over a custard vat in a school canteen. Oddly I was also in charge of the periscope and torpedoes rubschin:
Miss D's book says: whacky115
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To see or eat custard in your dream, represents your appreciation for the little things in life. It also indicates that your life is full of richness, sweetness and nurturance
rubschin:
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Bollocks. Um, what does it say about torpedoes?
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To see a torpedo in your dream, suggests that you need to be more direct and honest with your feelings. Or on the other hand, you may be too direct and blunt. The torpedo also has phallic connotations and may also signify masculine aggression or power.
rubschin:
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So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?
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So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?
And insanity trumps both... point:
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So the torpedoes cancel out the custard, yes?
No, it means you're f***ing dis-custard ;D
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I bought a mahoosive Scandinavian stylee knitted boiler suit from a shop that exists only once a year. rubschin:
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I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.
After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him eeek:
It was still raining noooo:
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But you don't have a car rubschin:
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That's right as dreams should only be based on reality whistle:
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I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.
After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him eeek:
It was still raining noooo:
All quite true to life then.
Are you sure it was a dream?
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I dreamt I drove my car into a shopping precinct. It was pouring with rain and I only knocked s couple of people over as I actually parked IN the cinema.
After an attack of guilt I decided to park it properly and left it in the car park. Returning later found it clamped and some Scottish attendant ranting at me. I was totally reasonable but he continued . So I shot him eeek:
It was still raining noooo:
All quite true to life then.
Are you sure it was a dream?
Nothing on the news this morning. rubschin:
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Definitely a dream - I would never have gone out in the rain in those shoes whistle:
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My Minema! scared2:
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She said car, not unicycle ::)
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She said car, not unicycle ::)
happy001
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I dreamt that my little toe disappeared eeek:
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I dreamt that my little toe disappeared eeek:
Up what? eeek:
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Dunno ( I woke up but I was still dreaming ) and both feet no longer had little toes ....just the space they had once lived rubschin:
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Dunno ( I woke up but I was still dreaming ) and both feet no longer had little toes ....just the space they had once lived rubschin:
An evil clown ate them prolly.... whistle:
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Do I have to be nice to you on your burfday evil:
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Do I have to be nice to you on your burfday evil:
Not really... noo.... scared:
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Two aeroplanes crashed simultaneously into a canal, one on top of a rowing boat. I had to rescue everyone single handed and then buy them all hot chocolate from some profiteering bastard who turned up in a hot choc van rubschin:
I woke up in a cold sweat. No more stilton for me noooo:
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I spent the entire night trying to lift a labrador off the ground with a car jack rubschin:
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I was worried till I realised I wasn't reading the 'where are you now' thread. scared2:
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::)
The labrador was less than fully cooperative noooo:
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Are you feeling left out of the Growler and BM boys club Nick ? lol:
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Are you feeling left out of the Growler and BM boys club Nick ? lol:
happy001
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Two aeroplanes crashed simultaneously into a canal, one on top of a rowing boat. I had to rescue everyone single handed and then buy them all hot chocolate from some profiteering bastard who turned up in a hot choc van rubschin:
I woke up in a cold sweat. No more stilton for me noooo:
So you say now. Nothing would make me give up cheese.
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I was inspecting the glove harvest eeek: Shrugs: Gloves grow in many different varieties like cabbage and beans; the sturdy woollen variety, the men's cloth back driving glove, the slender, full arm lacey glove favoured by Victorian folk.
I dread to think what MissD's Compendium of Dreamlore makes of that redface:
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I was inspecting the glove harvest eeek: Shrugs: Gloves grow in many different varieties like cabbage and beans; the sturdy woollen variety, the men's cloth back driving glove, the slender, full arm lacey glove favoured by Victorian folk.
I dread to think what MissD's Compendium of Dreamlore makes of that redface:
http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves (http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves)
rubschin:
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I used to have a dream about being made love to by 6 wimmin all wearing those long lacy gloves, big "picture" hats and nowt else. I don't think Miss D need trouble her book noooo:
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I was inspecting the glove harvest eeek: Shrugs: Gloves grow in many different varieties like cabbage and beans; the sturdy woollen variety, the men's cloth back driving glove, the slender, full arm lacey glove favoured by Victorian folk.
I dread to think what MissD's Compendium of Dreamlore makes of that redface:
http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves (http://dreameaning.net/dream-meaning-dreaming-about-gloves)
rubschin:
I find that quite comforting in a strange sort of way rubschin:
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Last night was so horrific I could hardly begin to say. Jam sandwiches, wimmin, exams, puppets, trains, canteens, everyfink noooo:
No gloves
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Last night was scary ~ My Mother kept waking me up by shaking my foot. scared2:
She died in 1996 sad24:
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I dream one day I will have hot water sad32:
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Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?
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She must stink noooo:
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Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?
I would try and talk about it but I am raging.....I am off to the gym to take my frustrations out and will be back in a far better mood later
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Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?
I would try and talk about it but I am raging.....I am off to the gym to take my frustrations out and will be back in a far better mood later
Poor Petey.... noooo:
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Still no boiler? Have you called them? What is the excuse today?
I would try and talk about it but I am raging.....I am off to the gym to take my frustrations out and will be back in a far better mood later
Probably to find a note through the door from the boiler man saying "We called but you were out"
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
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I will not bite rubschin:
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Can they really test your eyes now by having you spit into a piece of cheese and sending it away for analysis? rubschin:
Thought not noooo:
Still, I also got all my Christmas shopping done.
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Can they really test your eyes now by having you spit into a piece of cheese and sending it away for analysis? rubschin:
Thought not noooo:
Still, I also got all my Christmas shopping done.
oooohhh.... what did you buy me like...? cloud9:
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I had one of 'those' dreams last night eyes: ...most pleasant cloud9:
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And the Portuguese football team all report screaming nightmares whistle:
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They were left speechless afterwards so it couldn't have been them lol: lol: lol:
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I had one of 'those' dreams last night eyes: ...most pleasant cloud9:
Oh gawd... ::)
I hope you won't be screaming out in the middle of the night when you are here... noooo:
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Only if she catches you coming through her window noooo:
I once tried to rescue a lady flatmate cos I thought her boyfriend was attacking her redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
The axe is allowed to be used for self defence purposes 8)
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lol: lol: lol:
The axe is allowed to be used for self defence purposes 8)
Yes, defence only.... scared2:
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I once tried to rescue a lady flatmate cos I thought her boyfriend was attacking her redface:
That was after you had been listening at the door for over 20 minutes eh whistle:
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Can they really test your eyes now by having you spit into a piece of cheese and sending it away for analysis? rubschin:
Now that is scary. scared2:
Last night, I had a dream about having my eyes tested.
I couldn't hear what the woman was telling me to do. rubschin:
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Maybe you can arrange to have your ears tested tonight angel1
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By the scum eating fish rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
The axe is allowed to be used for self defence purposes 8)
Yes, defence only.... scared2:
What are you now? a roundhead, or a cavalier
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I spent the night guarding a prisoner en route to prison. Bastard stole all my trousers and legged it evil:
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Do you normally carry all your trousers with your then ? rubschin:
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We were staying in a hotel for some reason. He made off with three pairs evil:
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So you and him were staying in a hotel and he was off with your trousers whistle:
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So you and him were staying in a hotel and he was off with your trousers whistle:
Oh Nick! noooo:
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I dreamt last night that it was my job to park the stars in their right position in the night sky.
This was an hereditary role and something I should have known how to do by instinct however I always had to refer to my chart.
I lost the chart sad24:.
I was trying to talk to them but they were pretty non responsive ::) and then I tried to throw them and see if they would naturally land where they were meant to noooo: . Then I decided I would need to make the patterns up from memory but after I had finished and looking at the patterns knew I had gone terribly wrong redface:
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Why didn't you ask Uncle Mort...? Shrugs:
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He wasn't there sad24: - I needed his guidance
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I spent the night travelling, going to mahoosive parties and eating. All a bit blurry but it all culminated in me lighting a bonfire INSIDE my house. eeek:
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I take it this was a dream?
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I was woken by dreams several times last night .... can't remember anything about them.
I ponder the significance of that rubschin:
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I had the Werld Service on all night. I suspect quite a lot of broadcast material got into my head and turned itself into dreams rubschin:
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You could be right ~ I had it on headphones from about 2am and kept dozing and waking.
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I spent the night travelling, going to mahoosive parties and eating. All a bit blurry but it all culminated in me lighting a bonfire INSIDE my house. eeek:
What time did the fire brigade leave...? rubschin:
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::)
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I had one of eyes: dreams last night very nice it was too. 8)
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I think my extensive one veered twice in that direction, but it is the internal bonfire that sticks in my memory evil:
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I woke up singing Sweet Caroline...ba da ba da redface:
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noooo:
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I woke up singing Sweet Caroline...ba da ba da redface:
shouldn't that be...da da da
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I woke up singing Sweet Caroline...ba da ba da redface:
shouldn't that be...da da da
Depends on whether it was the Neil Diamond or Status Quo version. Seeing as BM has been blasting Miss D with songs from his yoof in inclined to go with Quo whistle: whistle:
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I dreamt somebody started a thread about octopus sex...... unbelievable innit?
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I dreamt somebody started a thread about octopus sex...... unbelievable innit?
Bizarre... noooo:
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Did a mahoosive pile of washing, left phone, walky talky ( rubschin:) and "life's work" on a bus and then discovered some muppet had cut my hair in a crop circles pattern. A bizzy night surrender:
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I spent what seemed a long time ice skating backwards with a dance partner who couldn't eeek:
Explanation please, MissD
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I couldn't sleep... sad24:
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I spent what seemed a long time ice skating backwards with a dance partner who couldn't eeek:
Explanation please, MissD
To dream that you are dancing, signifies freedom from any constraints and restrictions. Your life is in balance and in harmony. Dancing also represents frivolity, happiness, gracefulness, sensuality and sexual desires. You need to incorporate these qualities in your waking life.
To dream that you are dancing with a partner, signifies intimacy and a union of the masculine and feminine aspects of yourself. If you are leading, then it indicates that you are in control of your personal life. It could also mean that you are being overly aggressive and assertive
To dream that you or others are ice skating, suggests that you need to trust in yourself and your actions. The dream may also indicate that you need to proceed carefully into some situation or relationship.
rubschin:
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What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?
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What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?
To dream about having a crop circle hairstyle means you are completely bonkers... point:
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What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?
To dream that someone is giving you a haircut, suggests that you are experiencing a decreased sense of power. You feel you are being criticized unfairly. Alternatively, your dream haircut symbolizes a fresh start. You are shedding off some unwanted aspect of yourself.
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I spent what seemed a long time ice skating backwards with a dance partner who couldn't eeek:
Explanation please, MissD
To dream that you are dancing, signifies freedom from any constraints and restrictions. Your life is in balance and in harmony. Dancing also represents frivolity, happiness, gracefulness, sensuality and sexual desires. You need to incorporate these qualities in your waking life.
To dream that you are dancing with a partner, signifies intimacy and a union of the masculine and feminine aspects of yourself. If you are leading, then it indicates that you are in control of your personal life. It could also mean that you are being overly aggressive and assertive
To dream that you or others are ice skating, suggests that you need to trust in yourself and your actions. The dream may also indicate that you need to proceed carefully into some situation or relationship.
rubschin:
This bit: rubschin: I get ;D
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What about having a crop circle hairstyle, cleverclogs?
To dream that someone is giving you a haircut, suggests that you are experiencing a decreased sense of power. You feel you are being criticized unfairly. Alternatively, your dream haircut symbolizes a fresh start. You are shedding off some unwanted aspect of yourself.
WHat about a nightmare haircut?
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I've just remembered, I was on deck in a Force 10 last night eeek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SawgwoUygy4&feature=fvw
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I was involved in some sort of evacuation rubschin:
We had three DC3s but no runway noooo:
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I've just remembered, I was on deck in a Force 10 last night eeek:
To see a ship in your dream, denotes that you are exploring aspects of your emotions and unconscious. The state and condition of the ship is indicative of your emotional state. If you dream of a cruise ship, then it suggests pleasant moods. If you dream of a warship, then it means that you are experiencing feelings of aggression.
To dream that you are sailing the high seas in a ship, denotes that you are still standing tall despite the emotional turmoil occurring in your life.
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To dream that you are sailing the high seas in a ship, denotes that you are still standing tall despite the emotional turmoil occurring in your life.
angel1 ;D ;D
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I was being chased by very aggressive hippos last night.
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I caused some sort of evacuation rubschin:
We had three DC3s but no runway noooo:
whistle:
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A tiring night involving some contraption which was a sort of combined hedge trimmer and vacuum cleaner rubschin:
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Which orifice did it get stuck up or which appendage got stuck in it?
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Which orifice did it get stuck up or which appendage got stuck in it?
We must be told! eveilgrin:
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Woke up screaming eeek: Nasty duvet monsters and a complete inability to move my arms. Actually had to get up and turn all the lights on redface:
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happy100
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Woke up screaming eeek: Nasty duvet monsters and a complete inability to move my arms. Actually had to get up and turn all the lights on redface:
I woke up with a deaded arm....I had been lying on it funnily all night and it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body noooo:
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i was setting alone in a big apartment , it looks like a fancy building,
surrounded by glass, i can see the buildings outside it, i felt worried yet
i felt as this is my place, my home !
i was watching my self walking in a nervous way as if im waiting for something bad to happen,
i kept seeing my self walking down the hall then i heard someone knocking on the door and i looked scared, i saw my self walking to the living room and i looked as if i was looking for some weapon !
mean while the knocking on the door was getting louder and who ever was knocking started breaking in the house,
then i saw a man, a big man with a weird expression on his face,
some thing between fear and anger .
he broke in my place, looked for me and when he saw me he ran toward me and he hit me on my face, i saw my self falling on the floor and him dragging me from my feet along the hall to one of the rooms.
i then saw my self trying to get up to hit him, he then held my head with his hands and make me stand up while grabbing my hair and he held my head again and pushed me to the wall and hit my head against it few times,
i saw blood coming out of my nose and the side of my head , and i saw my self with a look on my face that says i knew this would happen, this man wanna kill me,
i then saw my self running from him to a big room and when he ran after me i managed to close the room door before he catch me and he tried to open the door,
i felt as he was so strong and he will open the door and kill me, this was my last chance to run, i saw my self trying hard to close the door and lock the key and as soon as i did, he start banging on the door, and shouting.
i saw my self heading to the door to run but i stopped, i dont know why then i saw my self taking steps back in fear that i fell on the floor and got up again quickly and kept moving back my eyes on the door,
and then isaw this man , i know in real life , in real life he is a very bad man, i mean very very bad man,
in the dream he had a sward , very thin and tall sward with blood stains on the swards, on his hands and clothes .
he head toward the room that have the other man, he opined it and the other man was setting on his knees infront of him scared, trying to blag his way out of him but the very bad man shouted at me and askied me how do you want him to be killed, slawly or shall i do it quick!!
i was scared of both of them but the man who tried to attack me and kill me i dont know him, i told him i dont care what you do with him, let me go.
he then held the other guy hand and told him ill chop your fingers off one by one, and i saw him cutting the other guy thumb , i saw it as it was real..
i then saw my self running like crazy, got to the door, and ran on the stairs , witch looked like if i was living in the 10`th floor ! or something like that, in my way down the stairs i saw a girl that in the dream she was my friend, i grabbed her from her hand without stopping and told her to run .. then i woke up..
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thats my last night dream !!! does anyone have any idea what does it mean ??
thanks a lot x x
Ruby
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I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.
1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.
Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)
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I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.
1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.
Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)
In fairness to fig ,english is not her first language (poss not 2nd) .....
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I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.
1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.
Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)
i havent asked your opinion on HOW I WRITE im quite happy with it,
as forfor the spell checker i dont need it, i write with an accent , i speak with an accent yet i dont think with an accent and people understand me easily :)
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Welcome back Figgy
Miss C was doing a grump about English, I do the same, but is it your first, second or third language? we get a bit purist, but welcome new and entertaining views
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I never remember my dreams that vividly. Mostly I get flashes of the story. For example last night all I can remember of the dream was that a new woman started work in the office. She was attractive and I agreed to swop desks. That's it. noooo:
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rubschin: I imagine you're safe if that's all you swapped.
If I'm really physically tired I don't seem to remember a thing; if I'm not ... confused:
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Woke up screaming eeek: Nasty duvet monsters and a complete inability to move my arms. Actually had to get up and turn all the lights on redface:
I woke up with a deaded arm....I had been lying on it funnily all night and it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body noooo:
lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeNDkxnz2V0
lol:
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. . . it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body
Every day is like that for me. surrender:
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. . . it was all flopsy and incapable of moving in the same way as the rest of my body
Every day is like that for me. surrender:
Turipagra not working then whistle:
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I think it means that you need to go back to school and learn the following things.
1. How to write
2. How to use your spell checker.
Having done that stop eating cheese before you go to bed. ;)
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i havent asked your opinion on HOW I WRITE im quite happy with it,
as forfor the spell checker i dont need it, i write with an accent , i speak with an accent yet i dont think with an accent and people understand me easily :)
shutup: shutup:
OK Figgy , I am impressed that you have command over at least two languages. So what is your first language?
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thats my last night dream !!! does anyone have any idea what does it mean ??
thanks a lot x x
Ruby
Welcome back... why did you wait 'til I left the country tho....? rubschin:
Oh and I have no idea about the dream.... noooo:
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I spent the night INSIDE Google Street VIew eeek:
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I spent the night INSIDE Google Street VIew eeek:
Why oh why did they let you out...? noooo:
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Everywhere I drove a mahoosive yellow arrow came out of the front of my car rubschin:
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I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction noooo:
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I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction noooo:
You dreamt Nick was actually normal? rubschin:
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I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction noooo:
Popcorn:
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I dreamed that I went Christmas shopping with my mother. Traffic was dreadful having finally made it to the car park we were told that all parking was now restricted to one hour.
We went to the shops and finally my mother admitted that her green house was in fact a tent, as such it could be entered from either end and had fly screens. Shrugs:
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I had the most bizarre of bizarre dreams last night but I can't say too much cos it was very real and I woke up in one of those situations where I had to take 5 minutes to work out fact from fiction noooo:
Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?
I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.
Kava kava (Piper methysticum)
Kava kava is often used as a herbal insomnia remedy. This particular herb is extremely popular throughout the South Seas, and is quickly growing in popularity throughout the United States. When used as natural sleep aids, kava kava can impart a natural calm feeling, as it helps relax the body, as well as enhance dreaming. This herb for insomnia is also often recommended for chronic fatigue. Long term use should be avoided due to the possibility of liver damage.
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Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?
I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.
I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am noooo:
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Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?
I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.
I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am noooo:
happy100
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Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?
I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.
I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am noooo:
Innocent as charged... angel1
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I dreamt I had another baby last night eeek: ...it was a nightmare. I blame you lot and all your babby talk evil:
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I dreamt I had another baby last night eeek: ...it was a nightmare. I blame you lot and all your babby talk evil:
Boy or girl...? rubschin:
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A phantom babby cloud9:
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Dunno ....I was still in shock at having not known I was up the duff to worry about it's gender noooo:
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http://cyberinfants.com/ (http://cyberinfants.com/)
cloud9:
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http://cyberinfants.com/ (http://cyberinfants.com/)
cloud9:
Isn't the real thing bad enough?
I'd rather skewer me eyes out with poisoned red hot sharpened pokers than play that shite.
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Are you taking any 'natural' medication by any chance?
I seem to recall you having a problem sleeping. Mrs DS #1 had this problem and tried Kava Kava which made her sleep OK but with vividly realistic and disturbing dreams.
I am still regularly having a problem waking up at 4 ish in the morning. Last night though it was cos I got a text at 4.15 am evil: and the dream was after that when I went back to sleep ( eventually ::) ) and just before having to get up at 6 am noooo:
I dreamt I had another baby last night ...it was a nightmare. I blame you lot and all your babby talk
Innocent as charged... angel1
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What does bashing a gigantic squirrel to death with a cricket bat mean? Hypothetically, like.
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What does bashing a gigantic squirrel to death with a cricket bat mean? Hypothetically, like.
whacky115
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That's easy.
The squirrel represents the onset of autumn (collecting nuts, preparing for winter) and thus symbolises decay and death. The cricket bat is a symbol of summer, sports, feeling young etc.
You're worried about getting older and popping your clogs.
I might write a book. rubschin:
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That's easy.
The squirrel represents the onset of autumn (collecting nuts, preparing for winter) and thus symbolises decay and death. The cricket bat is a symbol of summer, sports, feeling young etc.
You're worried about getting older and popping your clogs.
I might write a book. rubschin:
worthy:
Or he could just be barmy like Snoopy says.... whistle:
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I remarked to Linda the busty hairdresser the other day that I seemed to be going grey. I added "to be expected at my age." noooo:
She asked how old I was and I said "60". She complimented me on my youthful appearance. I may have to start enhancing my age on a regular basis rubschin:
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I remarked to Linda the busty hairdresser the other day that I seemed to be going grey. I added "to be expected at my age." noooo:
She asked how old I was and I said "60". She complimented me on my youthful appearance. I may have to start enhancing my age on a regular basis rubschin:
She'd have said the same thing if you'd said "50", "40" or "30"! point:
It's her job like... ::)
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evil:
Nick is in lurve! point:
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Spent the night playing with my pet turkey. DUnno why I had to dress up like a Mexican though rubschin:
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Spent the night playing with my pet turkey. DUnno why I had to dress up like a Mexican though rubschin:
Oh Nick... try a milder cheese...
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El Nickiarchi? whistle:
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A troubled night during which I was in an endless argument over a matter of principle in what seemed like a huge art gallery somewhere in Eastern Europe noooo:
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Bartering at the local supermarket again were you ? rubschin:
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Bartering at the local supermarket again were you ? rubschin:
;D If only it were that mundane. I realised shortly after I woke where it probably stemmed from; a minor difference with a client that must have got to me more intensely than I thought rubschin:
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I met Hillary Clinton, did a bit of baby sitting for her then she got me to look after her goats. eeek:
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I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body. After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face. Very strange pubic hair IMHO. I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day. noooo:
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I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body. After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face. Very strange pubic hair IMHO. I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day. noooo:
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I spent most of last night in a war zone red caps fighting blue caps that was quite scary even more scary was the fact that for some reason I had to treat a Chinese lad whose tiny (2mm or so) penis had attached it's self length wise to his body. After separating it I needed to check it and whilst I was sitting he thrust the operation site in my face. Very strange pubic hair IMHO. I woke with a start and I think that the vision will stay with me all day. noooo:
I think you have a dietary shortfall by the sound of it.
Ask Snoopy.
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Terrible air raid all night noooo:. Did the Luftwaffe use Ford Anglias as fighters? rubschin:
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Terrible air raid all night noooo:. Did the Luftwaffe use Ford Anglias as fighters? rubschin:
In which war...?
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One in the late 1950s of course ::)
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One in the late 1950s of course ::)
happy001
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Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties. It took me a day to hack through and walk to the sea. Shrugs: Shrugs:
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Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties.
Sounds like Junction 2 of the M40.
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Last night I was careering down something like the M40 in a peddle car when it came to an abrupt end. I got out of the car and peered over the small brick wall. Before me lay a prehistoric landscape with jungle vegetation and strange beasties.
Sounds like Junction 2 of the M40.
See also the end of the M4 in Wales. whistle:
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Tomorrow, at first light, I shall be doing a locus report at the Magic Roundabout in Swindon... scared2:
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Despite its complexity, it works bloody well
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Yeah...I know...I've done reports there before. The first report is the worse, after that it's just cut and paste... ;) Gotta take fresh photos though
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Try the one in Hemel Hempstead between 4 and 6 pm any week day ..... it's fecking carnage .... like a scene out of Ben Hur.
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Out of my area...thankfully
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Tomorrow, at first light, I shall be doing a locus report at the Magic Roundabout in Swindon... scared2:
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I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
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I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
It was you! eeek:
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I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
Were you wearing bell-bottom trousers?
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I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
Was it digitally replastered ? whistle:
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I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
Was it digitally replastered ? whistle:
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I refreshed the lines on the zebra crossing in Abbey Road, but I did it in yellow paint and went home thinking nobody will notice
Was it digitally replastered ? whistle:
Try saying that aloud
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I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out. I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
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whistle:
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Were you wearing a bikini?
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No bikini's noooo:
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Were you wearing a bikini?
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No matter how you throw 'em Nick it all points to the same thing. point:
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I wish I wasn't quite so subtle in my dream state tho noooo:
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Subtle, or supple? rubschin:
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I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out. I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
Simples!
1. Don't eat cheese before going to bed.
2. Always have a pee before going to bed.
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I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out. I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
Proper drugs like? whistle:
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I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out. I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
Miss D has premonitions, sort of.. like (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11614639) eeek:
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I dreamt I was in Haiti as part of a group. It was the last day and we were going into the main town.
The coach pulled into some mountainous area and everyone disembarked. We were then told we couldn't walk to where we were going but had to use a system of old water chute type things. But they were like sections of sewer pipes with rope loops in the tops to pull yourself along and there was a trickle of water running constantly through them.
We made it through quite a few and were getting nearer to town. I was progressing quite well until I head a sound of rushing water and then a tsunami filled the pipe and jettisoned me out. I was really shaken and wanted to go back to the coach so the group leader took me back . Except we had to cross a high beam across a lake. As he started walking over he fell in and all these creatures swam over immediately and frantically started to eat him or so I thought. But he started laughing. He swam over to a ladder and pulled himself out. I went over and he explained they were like little metal dogs that nibbled your toes and ears !!!
Miss D has premonitions, sort of.. like (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11614639) eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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rubschin:
God I hope last nights dream isn't a premonition scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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rubschin:
God I hope last nights dream isn't a premonition scared2: scared2: scared2:
Popcorn:
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Popcorn is not good for breakfast noooo:
Involved my public humiliation on here tho scared2:
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This may take a while.
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lol:
Involved new members who were not who they said they were ..... rubschin:
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Out them! cussing:
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lol:
Involved new members who were not who they said they were ..... rubschin:
Wot .... like spies from werk luring you into indiscretions or the Brat to enable her to blackmail you into giving bigger and better Chrissy presents like?
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No ...a man with pictures that I had never seen before and nobody believed me when I said they'd been PhotoShopped scared2:
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US! eeek:
Not believe YOU eeek: eeek:
Fecking UNBELIEVABLE!
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Exactly ....I think I was actually reading a book in one ......can't be right scared2:
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lol:
Exactly ....I think I was actually reading a book in one ......can't be right scared2:
rubschin: The Kama Sutra?
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Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.
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eeek:
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Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.
Of course... happy100
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Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.
Sounds perfectly plausible, except the escape of course.
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Kidnapped by evangelical christians and held naked in the middle of a marsh. Escaped by nuclear rocket.
Sounds perfectly plausible, except the escape of course.
lol: lol: lol:
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I liked the rocket. It was a bit Dan Dare style with a big lever you pushed forward to make it go faster, like.
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Flash Gordon rubschin:
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It's an idea, but I'd be arrested noooo:
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Flash Gordon rubschin:
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH
Gubber of the universe
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Flash Gordon rubschin:
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH
Gubber of the universe
whistle:
happy001
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I thought Nick threw the Captain Calamity costume away whistle:
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happy001
Seeing as you liked it BM, here is a little more. I may need a list of Nicks misadventures to finish it though. On the other hand I could make anything up and as long as it is Nick like who could tell the difference. rubschin:
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH
Gubber of the universe
Daan daan dada
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
NICK (boom) AAAH AAAAAAAAAH
Covered in badger guts
Daan daan dada
[cue Brian Blessed] Microwave's fried fried fried fried fried
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Wy would the Duke of Edinburgh take such a close personal interest into my salmon chasing project? rubschin:
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Wy would the Duke of Edinburgh take such a close personal interest into my salmon chasing project? rubschin:
Prolly wants to incorporate it into the awards scheme like...? Shrugs:
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Have you seen that thing that they think they have a machine that can interpret dreams now ..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html)
I think even they would struggle with Nick noooo:
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I recall that I also killed James Bond (Sean Connery version) and |Captain Jean Luc Picard in a three way gunfight too. Sorry surrender:
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I recall that I also killed James Bond (Sean Connery version) and |Captain Jean Luc Picard in a three way gunfight too. Sorry surrender:
At least you missed your foot this time. ::)
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Not in real life noooo:
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I recall that I also killed James Bond (Sean Connery version) and |Captain Jean Luc Picard in a three way gunfight too. Sorry surrender:
Enough about the spectators did you get the other 2 gunfighters? whistle:
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Have you seen that thing that they think they have a machine that can interpret dreams now ..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8091994/Scientists-plan-to-record-peoples-dreams.html)
He found that a particular neuron lit up when a volunteer thought about Marilyn Monroe.
You don't say! eyes:
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Mr Thread? Mr Gutter awaits your presence chez Pastis noooo:
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But, but I was only quoting ...
redface:
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I dreamt I was given a fine for illegal downloading to the tune of £44,000. cry: ::) eeek:
'They' wouldn't believe it wasn't me eveilgrin:
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I dreamt I was given a fine for illegal downloading to the tune of £44,000. cry: ::) eeek:
'They' wouldn't believe it wasn't me eveilgrin:
Blamed the brat to try and get her carted off to the orphanage eh...? noooo:
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Well it's logical surely if it wasn't me redface:
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Well it's logical surely if it wasn't me redface:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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I dreamt I was given a book as a present but I wasn't actually allowed to read it myself. It had 4 chapters and I had to find four different people to read them to me rubschin:
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I dreamt I was given a book as a present but I wasn't actually allowed to read it myself. It had 4 chapters and I had to find four different people to read them to me rubschin:
Gasp! eeek:
You know what that means don't you?????? eeek:
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Wot .....that I can't read redface:
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Wot .....that I can't read redface:
Yes! point:
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Aaaah but you see it was more complicated than that as an 'accident' befell each person after they had read their chapter.
At the end of the book there was a Hoooooge revelation but I can't remember what it was redface:
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Aaaah but you see it was more complicated than that as an 'accident' befell each person after they had read their chapter.
At the end of the book there was a Hoooooge revelation but I can't remember what it was redface:
It prolly revealed that you had ruined my joke and spoilt my day... evil:
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Oh redface:
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If that was his best joke of the morning the day already had the skids under it point:
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If that was his best joke of the morning the day already had the skids under it point:
evil:
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If that was his best joke of the morning the day already had the skids under it point:
evil:
Of the morning? whistle:
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I was fishing about in the fridge a few minutes ago and set aside some bits and pieces that have gone a bit mushy. Some cucumber, some salad leaves, an apple. Then I thought I had better feed them to my pet giant tortoise.
rubschin:
I don't actually have a pet giant tortoise. confused:
Very real in that dream though rubschin:
Have binned the lot now.
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You've only had the fridge a couple of weeks .......... eeek:
Methinks you should stop joining the OAPs on the "reduced to clear" scramble in Tesco.
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Methinks you should stop joining the OAPs on the "reduced to clear" scramble in Tesco.
I have never seen a tortoise in our branch of Tesco. rubschin:
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They shelve them next to the Cornish Pasties.
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Methinks you should stop joining the OAPs on the "reduced to clear" scramble in Tesco.
I have never seen a tortoise in our branch of Tesco. rubschin:
Not even the wizen faced little old lady with the tartan shopping trolley?
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No way to talk about Mrs DS #3 noooo:
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No way to talk about Mrs DS #3 noooo:
Quite, she has always eschewed shopping trollies.
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Last night I spent the entire night taking statements...I must have interviewed at least 30 people...the only break I had was when I got up for a pee
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You should have gone to sleep then silly face. ::)
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I was asleep...I was dreaming...I was still dreaming when I got up and peed in the wardrobe...
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I once had a recurring dream ....
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream
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Last night I spent the entire night taking statements...I must have interviewed at least 30 people...the only break I had was when I got up for a pee
Waterboarding again eh......tsk, tsk tsk
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Last night I spent the entire night taking statements...I must have interviewed at least 30 people...the only break I had was when I got up for a pee
Waterboarding again eh......tsk, tsk tsk
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Perhaps you were abducted...? rubschin:
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Perhaps you were abducted...? rubschin:
rubschin:
Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Perhaps you were abducted...? rubschin:
rubschin:
Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?
No to the first two. But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Perhaps you were abducted...? rubschin:
rubschin:
Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?
No to the first two. But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?
Abducted for sure... and probed prolly - hence the sophisticated arse... noooo:
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Perhaps you were abducted...? rubschin:
rubschin:
Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?
No to the first two. But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?
Where do you stand on beaver?
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O.C.D. ;)
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I once had a recurring dream within a dream. The whole dream/dreams took place in my bedroom and involved aliens. eeek: It was a nightmare and as a result of it I can quite understand how some people can end up believing that they have been abducted by aliens. scared2:
I had this dream about 10 years ago and it is as vivid today as it was then.
Perhaps you were abducted...? rubschin:
rubschin:
Any sudden nosebleeds, pain when seated, desire to eat hamsters?
No to the first two. But I do eat rabbit and fancy munching on a squirrel, do they count?
Where do you stand on beaver?
As far away as possible...
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I plead the "Fifth Amendment".
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WARTS eeek: Warts the size of cabbages eeek: All over scared2:
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You are Rowley Birkin QC and I claim my £5. Were you very, very drunk by the way?
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Snoopy just broke my dream. I dreamt I was at a Kevin Bloody Wilson concert and I was the butt of a few jokes as were most others sat in the front row... you should have posted the Festival of Farts one Snoopy ;D
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I just remembered I was having a drink with Dusty Springfield last night eeek:
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Snoopy just broke my dream. I dreamt I was at a Kevin Bloody Wilson concert and I was the butt of a few jokes as were most others sat in the front row... you should have posted the Festival of Farts one Snoopy ;D
I'm in enough trouble as it is.
Must say it was jolly decent of BM to let me stay in the Kennel. redface:
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I had a dream where I went and stayed at someone's house but was most disturbed as the room was really disgusting. ( Premonition on behalf of Miss C perhaps whistle: )
Anyways I checked under the bed - obviously to confirm there were no monsters ...but there were these little micro pigs ( about a 1cm in size) with biting fangs eating other insects under there rubschin:
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I had a dream where I went and stayed at someone's house but was most disturbed as the room was really disgusting. ( Premonition on behalf of Miss C perhaps whistle: )
Anyways I checked under the bed - obviously to confirm there were no monsters ...but there were these little micro pigs ( about a 1cm in size) with biting fangs eating other insects under there rubschin:
Been on the voddy had you...? point:
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I had a dream where I went and stayed at someone's house but was most disturbed as the room was really disgusting. ( Premonition on behalf of Miss C perhaps whistle: )
Anyways I checked under the bed - obviously to confirm there were no monsters ...but there were these little micro pigs ( about a 1cm in size) with biting fangs eating other insects under there rubschin:
Been on the voddy had you...? point:
Magic Mushrooms more like
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Rescued a pensioner from drowning (she insisted on tipping me 150 Euros) and then went, still wet, to a ghastly conference where I booted Stelios out of his place rubschin:
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I sincerely hope not after the weird ones I was having last night. scared2:
They were horrible.
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Strange that this thread has been resurrected today, I was only thinking earlier of posting in it. I think this is my first foray into this thread. Most of my dreams are pretty insignificant but for some reason last night's one was very vivid. I was stood at the checkout in Makro and some old biddy was pestering the hell about me wanting to know who manufactured my 5 litre containers of washing up liquid, bleach and disinfectant. Am I being told to clean up my act rubschin: I never find out how it ended cos te alarm went off
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Strange that this thread has been resurrected today, I was only thinking earlier of posting in it. I think this is my first foray into this thread. Most of my dreams are pretty insignificant but for some reason last night's one was very vivid. I was stood at the checkout in Makro and some old biddy was pestering the hell about me wanting to know who manufactured my 5 litre containers of washing up liquid, bleach and disinfectant. Am I being told to clean up my act rubschin: I never find out how it ended cos te alarm went off
whacky115
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I wrote the longest statement ever for 8 hours, well except for between 0320 and 0430 while I was tossing and turning. The thing is...I knew I was dreaming, but still carried on...There was no-one else in the interview room, so as usual I must have wrote the statement before the interview started... whistle:
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Strange that this thread has been resurrected today, I was only thinking earlier of posting in it. I think this is my first foray into this thread. Most of my dreams are pretty insignificant but for some reason last night's one was very vivid. I was stood at the checkout in Makro and some old biddy was pestering the hell about me wanting to know who manufactured my 5 litre containers of washing up liquid, bleach and disinfectant. Am I being told to clean up my act rubschin: I never find out how it ended cos te alarm went off
whacky115
Pssst! It's a dream, OK?
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I wrote the longest statement ever for 8 hours, well except for between 0320 and 0430 while I was tossing and turning. The thing is...I knew I was dreaming, but still carried on...There was no-one else in the interview room, so as usual I must have wrote the statement before the interview started... whistle:
As coppers so often do whistle:
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I wrote the longest statement ever for 8 hours, well except for between 0320 and 0430 while I was tossing and turning. The thing is...I knew I was dreaming, but still carried on...There was no-one else in the interview room, so as usual I must have wrote the statement before the interview started... whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwgOjg4NVfQ
whistle:
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Wonder what this guy would make of Nick... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1360777/Can-dreams-predict-future-The-intriguing-book-examines-psychology-paranormal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1360777/Can-dreams-predict-future-The-intriguing-book-examines-psychology-paranormal.html)
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I realised today that my car is due for a service and MOT. I had dreamt it had already been done noooo:
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I've had some dreadful ones this past week noooo: . The sort where you wake up and are convinced that it was real and plan your day accordingly redface:
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I know. The mechanics in my dream had changed the cam belt and everyfink noooo:
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I realised today that my car is due for a service and MOT. I had dreamt it had already been done noooo:
I know. The mechanics in my dream had changed the cam belt and everyfink noooo:
But you are buying/leasing a new car ... why bother? Just chop it in and get another.
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I can't afford to do anyfink about a new car at the mo evil:
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Deposit on new lease would be less than a new cam belt and full service ..... but that was only a dream........... ;)
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I dreamt that I was having Christmas dinner with the Monkees (sp) the group rather than the animals though the difference may be minimal, I was quite put out and the turkey was raw. noooo:
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I dreamt that I was having Christmas dinner with the Monkees (sp) the group rather than the animals though the difference may be minimal, I was quite put out and the turkey was raw. noooo:
ear worm ............. cussing:
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point:
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I was walking home through a park, it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to walk round the pond/lake which was shaded.
Just then the circus arrived at the park gates & they let the elephants loose - the elephants saw the water & all came running over I wasn't worried about that bit but then they let the lions loose too. I ran through one of the gates and was in a High street full of shoppers where I found a baby elephant which I picked up & then tried to find the way back to the park so I could reunite him with the other elephants.
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I was walking home through a park, it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to walk round the pond/lake which was shaded.
Just then the circus arrived at the park gates & they let the elephants loose - the elephants saw the water & all came running over I wasn't worried about that bit but then they let the lions loose too. I ran through one of the gates and was in a High street full of shoppers where I found a baby elephant which I picked up & then tried to find the way back to the park so I could reunite him with the other elephants.
That is all very interesting, but have you had any strange dreams?
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I was walking home through a park, it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to walk round the pond/lake which was shaded.
Just then the circus arrived at the park gates & they let the elephants loose - the elephants saw the water & all came running over I wasn't worried about that bit but then they let the lions loose too. I ran through one of the gates and was in a High street full of shoppers where I found a baby elephant which I picked up & then tried to find the way back to the park so I could reunite him with the other elephants.
Your dream indicates that you should not eat cheese for supper lol:
Either that or those marbles you fear may be vanishing have gone completely!
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
, chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a , chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
noooo:
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
, chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
noooo:
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Well I think this answers my question about new members not posting ............. whistle:
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Well I think this answers my question about new members not posting ............. whistle:
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evil:
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I am putting my weird and not so wonderful dreams down to new medication and no it is not just a different variety of PG. evil:
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Amiodarone used to give me terrible nightmares ..... Don't take it any more as it also had a bad effect on my Thyroid.
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The best is the nicotine patches, the strongest ones they do, stick one on just before bed, technicolour weirdness ahoy!
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cloud9:
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
, chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
noooo:
So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist that a) he will go back to and b) won't be scared off by traipsing through his mind.
Don't know about b, but I think I have a covered whistle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1362208/Naked-therapist-Sarah-White-solves-patients-problems-stripping-sessions.html
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
, chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
noooo:
So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist
A monk with a speech impediment?
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
, chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
noooo:
So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist
A monk with a speech impediment?
happy001
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I spent last night as an MP, though why I had to do the job naked I know not noooo:
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Emperor's new clothes syndrome ....power and authority exposing you at your most vulnerable- hence the nakedness whistle:
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I spent last night as an MP, though why I had to do the job naked I know not noooo:
Was there a black bin bag and orange involved...? rubschin:
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Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard rubschin:
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happy001
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Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Would that not have been camouflaged in the beard rubschin:
happy001 happy001 point:
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What a night! Conference, job interviews, some muppet in a Vauxhall VIva, eating ice cream in a boat
, chinese dogs everywhere and I found a Korean chap living in my bathroom - good job I had a little police station in the house!
noooo:
So we are all agreed that we need to find Nick a thrapist
A monk with a speech impediment?
Mr Coffee say hello to Mr Keyboard happy001
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I had a really detailed dream last night.
I was travelling on an inflatable ferry ( full sized carrying cars/ lorries and passengers etc ) across The Channel. Before we got to France we stopped and did some scuba diving in some beautiful coral areas whacky115 and then landed in France.
Did something there - this bit is non descript and then got back on inflatlable ferry back to Blighty. When we got back and all the passengers and vehicles had disembarked we had to deflate the ferry and roll it up ( like a carpet) and carry it on our shoulders home.
When we got home we inflated it again and put it in the back garden. It seemed to fit even though it was full size again rubschin: and then we used it as a bouncy castle ????
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Voddy poisoning scared2: scared2:
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I had a really detailed dream last night.
I was travelling on an inflatable ferry ( full sized carrying cars/ lorries and passengers etc ) across The Channel. Before we got to France we stopped and did some scuba diving in some beautiful coral areas whacky115 and then landed in France.
Did something there - this bit is non descript and then got back on inflatlable ferry back to Blighty. When we got back and all the passengers and vehicles had disembarked we had to deflate the ferry and roll it up ( like a carpet) and carry it on our shoulders home.
When we got home we inflated it again and put it in the back garden. It seemed to fit even though it was full size again rubschin: and then we used it as a bouncy castle ????
Whatever floats your boat ...........
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I was woken from my dream at just before five this morning. There I was playing for England at rugby, 25m out from the try line, I made a long looping pass to my colleague Roy on the wing, it cleared two other team mates on the way, a dream of a pass, and the pillock missed it and let the ball go into the crowd. Thing was, I must have been acting it out because I gave the bedside cabinet such a crack that my wrist ached like f***. It would have been interesting outcome had I passed it the other way eveilgrin:
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I prefer inflatable ferries and naked wimmin
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I prefer inflatable ferries and naked wimmin
She said scuba not skinny ........... ::)
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I have my own dreams, thank you very much
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I have my own dreams, thank you very much
Wet? whistle:
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I have my own dreams, thank you very much
Wet? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Last nights dream was very detailed and long, with lots of twists and turns. I am not prepared to reveal details
It woke me up at 3.30 and I took over an hour to get back to sleep then Banghead
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Popcorn:
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Munch away , that's all your getting lol:
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Were you on the Snake Pass heading to Miss C's gaffe rubschin:
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I will get some voddy in just in case like.
I have been having weird and not so wonderful dreams of late put it down to new medications. evil:
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This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I had to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:
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eeek:
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This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:
Prolly means you're in de-Nile redface:
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This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:
Prolly means you're in de-Nile redface:
She could, of course, be Itchen to get wet with Uncle or maybe just Testing the waters like.
Alternatively she may just have a secret longing to be an Avon lady.
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Probably just Teesing.
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The words "As a newt" come to mind.
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This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:
Prolly means you're in de-Nile redface:
She could, of course, be Itchen to get wet with Uncle or maybe just Testing the waters like.
Alternatively she may just have a secret longing to be an Avon lady.
Top marks for geting three Hampshire rivers in Snoopy happy088 . Something tells me you'll have swum in them all, fished in them when the warden was elsewhere, and enjoyed "fun" riverside
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This morning I was dreaming that I was cleaning out a river with Uncle, not to bad as dreams go but he had the broom I has to make do with my bare hands and an old carrier bag. noooo:
Prolly means you're in de-Nile redface:
She could, of course, be Itchen to get wet with Uncle or maybe just Testing the waters like.
Alternatively she may just have a secret longing to be an Avon lady.
Top marks for geting three Hampshire rivers in Snoopy happy088 . Something tells me you'll have swum in them all, fished in them when the warden was elsewhere, and enjoyed "fun" riverside
Indeed I have ;D
Trout and Grayling from the Itchen often.
Salmon from the Test (occasionally) and a Boxing Day tradition was to go Pike Fishing in the Avon.
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Is there a game in which the players have tennis balls and racquets but play it up to their waists in a pond?
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Water table tennis ????
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rubschin:
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Water table tennis ????
drumroll:
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ANd there was a big green thing, sort of sock shaped, half plant half animal that kept nibbling the players' legs rubschin:
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Is there a game in which the players have tennis balls and racquets but play it up to their waists in a pond?
Wimbledon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0
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drumroll:
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Is there a game in which the players have tennis balls and racquets but play it up to their waists in a pond?
Wimbledon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pveu-RPAO0
But Wimbledon isn't a game whacky115
OMG - Miss D has turned pedantic ...must be the sun whistle:
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Smugness has gone to her head. lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
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WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me scared2:
The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!
Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose eeek:
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WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me scared2:
The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!
Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me scared2:
The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!
Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose eeek:
That's not Tipsy, that's the grim reaper scared2:
Poor Nick, I quite liked him sad24:
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WHat a dreadful night. Just about everyone I have ever known materialised in my dream and got all mixed up with each other in some frightful swimming pool with a bus station inside it. It went on and on and on. I had to get p and go for a walk at 5.00 when it occurred to me that my whole life was flashing before me scared2:
The only thing to eat was hot jam sandwiches!!
Oh yes, and Tipsy appears to be very tall with a hook nose eeek:
That's not Tipsy, that's the grim reaper scared2:
Poor Nick, I quite liked him sad24:
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I seemed to be dreaming about production quantity tolerances, wastage and quality control, %age loss etc scared2:
Made some notes when I woke up and mentioned it to the client / customer when I saw them after lunch...
They said that's one of the things they wanted to know today ... but we hadn't discussed it yet... eeek: angel1 angel1
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Lottery numbers quick....have a power nap whistle:
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I'm seeing 2s ... lots of them rubschin:
2, 21, 28, 32, 42, place yur bets whistle:
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I dreamt last night that The Brat had twins shocked003
It was horrible noooo:
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shocked003 shocked003
2s ... twins ... scared2: scared2:
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I know....The Prophet Pasty will be holding surgeries at a venue near you soon.
It was the ouija board that did it for you wasn't it noooo:
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I dreamt last night that The Brat had twins shocked003
It was horrible noooo:
DId they both have mobile phones point:
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I dreamt last night that The Brat had twins shocked003
It was horrible noooo:
DId they both have mobile phones point:
happy001
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I should be holding seances a la Madame Arcarti, plus the herbs are coming on a pace whistle:
I'm seeing multiple revenue streams Sinister:
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I should be holding seances a la Madame Arcarti, plus the herbs are coming on a pace whistle:
I'm seeing multiple revenue streams Sinister:
I'm seeing the 'Donate' button jumping up and down like a pneumatic drill! eveilgrin:
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I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had a mahoosive splinter in my leg. WHen I got it out it was so big I made it into a chair. rubschin:
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I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had a mahoosive splinter in my leg. WHen I got it out it was so big I made it into a chair. rubschin:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A bit like this:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81417393/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81417393/)
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I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had a mahoosive splinter in my leg. WHen I got it out it was so big I made it into a chair. rubschin:
Was it a wooden leg?
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I had a dream last night that I was the pilot of the Millenium Falcon ( Star Wars reference to those that are unaware ) ....all a bit muddled but major conspiracy stuff , lots of good guy , bad guy stuff and then I appeared to end up in the naughty corner ...upside down rubschin:
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I think I was wearing something that offered a bit more protection than that outfit lol:
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I had a dream last night that I was the pilot of the Millenium Falcon ( Star Wars reference to those that are unaware ) ....all a bit muddled but major conspiracy stuff , lots of good guy , bad guy stuff and then I appeared to end up in the naughty corner ...upside down rubschin:
Had you broken the nozzel off?
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redface:
No ...but I had battered the ship around a bit...and the people in it rubschin:
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Wimmin drivers ::)
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I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms. I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused: It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:
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Maybe you just wandered into your neighbour's house?
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I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms. I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused: It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:
Sounds like a Dolphin shop.
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Or Hospital ??? rubschin:
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I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms. I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused: It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:
Sounds like a Dolphin shop.
Do shops sell dolphins I have always purchased mine on the internet. whistle:
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I was having dreams about strange places and bathrooms. I owned a place where the bathroom had four baths all in a line two normal and two sort of sit up and beg like which doubled as toilets they were all filthy. confused: It was all very cramped and unpleasant. noooo:
Sounds like a Dolphin shop.
Do shops sell dolphins I have always purchased mine on the internet. whistle:
Tried PYO?
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Yes but it started bleeding.
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Yes but it started bleeding.
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Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law eeek:
Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress rubschin:
The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.
Mercifully my alarm went off at that point
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Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law eeek:
Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress rubschin:
The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.
Mercifully my alarm went off at that point
I wonder what Rachel was having nightmares dreaming about....? whistle:
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evil:
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Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law eeek:
Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress rubschin:
The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.
Mercifully my alarm went off at that point
a VP arranged marriage eh rubschin:
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Spent the night at Miss D's wedding. She married some Indian chap. Pasties was there and remarked that by tradition she had to have 15 mothers in law eeek:
Miss D was charming in shades and a leopard print dress rubschin:
The ceremony opened with the bridesmaids, who turned out to be Bananarama, singing some jolly songs.
Mercifully my alarm went off at that point
a VP arranged marriage eh rubschin:
What could possibly go wrong?
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Who is my dowry broker ???
I want to know what I'm worth rubschin:
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I'm willing to check your assets. ;)
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And ensure interest rates are high eyes:
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I was dreaming about a woman that I have not seen for years I will look her up un Facebook later.
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ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.
I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.
No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. His skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot ( redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.
I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again redface:
Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of apple thing which is apparently gorgeous rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.
I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:
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ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.
I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.
No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. Hi skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot ( redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.
I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again redface:
Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of apple thing which is apparently gorgeous rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.
I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:
eeek: Keep off the cheese
JOM advises: Dreaming of pork, and of steak suggests a need for meat or a possible connection with a butcher. And running on one leg ..... it's the Okey-Cokey, you butcher left leg in, your butcher left leg out redface:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
Thank you oh wise one 8)
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Yer bonkers!
And as for you JOM ~ you should be ashamed noooo:
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ok ...I shall try and keep this simple , please bear with me.
I was in some place , it was a bit remote and there was a group of us. Think of cabin in mountains but it wasn't quite like that. For some reason we had a little piglet running around which we had named and everything but then we needed food and a decision was made to roast the piglet.
No one wanted to do it , so instead of killing it and blasting it on the oven we decided we would try and cook him whilst he was sleeping and he would never know about it. So they made his bed over the open stove thing and then turned the heat on. Some were also sleeping in this room . The piglet got up halfway through the night. Hi skin was already turning to crackling and he went to go and get a drink of water cos he was feeling hot ( redface:), he told us this so he obviously could talk.
I settled him back into his bed and went to go and see if we had any drugs we could give him so he wouldn't wake up again redface:
Then it cuts to me outside somewhere I don't recognise. And I am stealing some steak that is being left in green recycling bins for this woman who is running some kind of illegal business with this steak cooking. She covers them in some kind of apple thing which is apparently gorgeous rubschin: But people have to leave their own steaks wrapped up and juice in this green plastic containers and stack them so no one knows she is doing this.
I sort through these and pick the best steak but get caught. I have to run away but I can only do it but using one leg so I have to do a bounce combo thing which actually sees me covering half a length of a street in one go .. noooo: noooo: noooo:
eeek: Keep off the cheese
JOM advises: Dreaming of pork, and of steak suggests a need for meat or a possible connection with a butcher. And running on one leg ..... it's the Okey-Cokey, you butcher left leg in, your butcher left leg out redface:
Also...
Remember where you keep the Rohypnol
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Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider lol:
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Half the night I was playing underwater football. The other half was eyes: I was quite disappointed when I woke up.
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Wet the bed had you whistle:
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Half the night I was playing underwater football. The other half was eyes: I was quite disappointed when I woke up.
Wet dream? rubschin:
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Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider lol:
Dreaming of a hot pig then getting arrested all seems very clear to me. whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
Of course ...it's all very clear now redface:
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rubschin: cloud9:
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rubschin: cloud9:
A lightbulb moment there?
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Energy saving ...that's why it took so long to click ;D
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lol: lol: lol:
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Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider lol:
My joke...... cussing:
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I am struck by an irresistible urge for a little pedantry whistle:
Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider lol:
My joke...... cussing:
First used on this site April 26, 2008, 01:09:29 PM
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3564.msg70663#msg70663
And you first registered on March 04, 2010, 05:07:23 PM
Anyway the joke was shamelessly stolen from the late great Humph!
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Maybe I just wanted some pork in cider lol:
My joke...... cussing:
Calm down dear whistle:
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Snoopy AKA Inspector Corner of the Yard lol:
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cloud9:
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Spent all night directing a film about ghosts that was being improvised by a load of Italian actors. I kept seeing real ghosts scared2:
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I was a scientist specialising in toes and trying to make them all the same size noooo:
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whacky115
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I have been wearing a sort of multi coloured burka so that I could conceal a variety of huge knives and a hand gun. I was scared most of the time. I had to reserve my bed by putting an upside down flip flop on the window cill.
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I think we need a VP therapist noooo:
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I think we need a VP therapist noooo:
Not sure if anyone will take up the task.
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded rubschin:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded rubschin:
And offer a salary slightly higher than Mr Gate$.
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Gareth ? lol:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded rubschin:
And offer a salary slightly higher than Mr Gate$.
lol: lol: lol:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady! nonono:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
Disgusterous! noooo:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady! nonono:
Funny you should say that Snoops. I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.
Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes sad32: then in my mouth sick2: and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie. redface:
I am supposed to be going out tonight. My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.
It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting. noooo:
Still I am sure that I will be blind blotch free and radiant tomorrow. happy001 happy001
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady! nonono:
Funny you should say that Snoops. I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.
Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes sad32: then in my mouth sick2: and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie. redface:
I am supposed to be going out tonight. My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.
It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting. noooo:
Still I am sure that I will be blind blotch free and radiant tomorrow. happy001 happy001
shutup:
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Well we'd obviously need someone impartial, non judgemental and broad minded completely mental rubschin:
There we are corrected in the best possible taste. razz:
Are you looking for a volunteer?
Oh BM lurves volunteers ...... They come free whistle:
The thought of any of you chaps coming around BM (free or not) is just bad and wrong I may need therapy. surrender:
Go wash your mouth out with soap young lady! nonono:
Funny you should say that Snoops. I am not very girlie but today I went and had a facial, special offer £9.00 instead of £35.00.
I have had one once before, facial not bargain you understand, it was at least 12 years ago.
Never again daft woman doing it got gunk in my eyes sad32: then in my mouth sick2: and now not only do I feel as if I have had my face ripped off I smell like a lemon meringue pie. redface:
I am supposed to be going out tonight. My vision is still blurred and I can't bring myself to look in a mirror.
It was not the relaxing experience I was expecting. noooo:
Still I am sure that I will be blind blotch free and radiant tomorrow. happy001 happy001
shutup:
Well not said that man. razz:
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I had a really complex and involved dream last night about accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ? Banghead
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wow!
I only dreamed about Charles Hawtrey ~ he was driving a police car (badly)
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I had a really complex and involved dream last night about accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ? Banghead
Have you got any of those mushrooms left? whistle:
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Unfortunately that really is the way my mind works noooo:
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I had a really complex and involved dream last night about accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ? Banghead
That'll teach you not to read your Bunty annual before you go to sleep. noooo:
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I had a really complex and involved dream last night about accidents , blood, sinister Americans and women with silver stars painted all over one eye ...they held the clue ....but the clue to what ? Banghead
That'll teach you not to read your Bunty annual before you go to sleep. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up noooo:
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I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up noooo:
Oh me too! noooo:
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I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up noooo:
rubschin: That sunny feeling didn't last too long then.
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Oh yes - those time restraints on your day must be crippling ::)
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I woke this morning thinking it was Saturday Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bleddy hate that feeling when it slowly dawns on you that you actually do have to get up noooo:
rubschin: That sunny feeling didn't last too long then.
Oh noes ....I soon adjusted . I am nothing if not flexible whistle:
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Flexible eh? Is that another word for fickle?
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You are getting your fffff's in a right muddle today noooo:
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You mean I'm fuddled? sad24:
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You might be befuddled. spider:
You are definitely not beef huddled though.
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Oh yes - those time restraints on your day must be crippling ::)
Indeed... surrender:
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I was on a bus ride in Japan rubschin: Everyone was talking in unison, a sort of call and response thing surrender:
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I was on a bus ride in Japan, Everyone was talking in unison
I don't know that dialect, are you sure it was Japan and they weren't talking in mandarin?
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lol: lol:
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I didn't think they had unions in Japan... surrender:
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I didn't think they had unions in Japan... surrender:
Very few. They tend to cook with horseradish instead.
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Did £££££s worth of damage last night with a new remote control device for human beings. I thought it was a toy but it ackchooly worked and sent people hurling through windows and such noooo:
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It could be a premonition. Was a school of learning and the seaside involved rubschin:
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I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt rubschin:
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whacky115
I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt rubschin:
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I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt rubschin:
So what did you choose? eyes:
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Happy hour in the voddy and choc shop ::)
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I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt rubschin:
So what did you choose? eyes:
I choose eyes:
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Bless you sad24:
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For why you cry ?
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I dreamt last night that I had a menu of dreams. As in I dreamt I could choose what I dreamt rubschin:
So what did you choose? eyes:
I choose eyes:
Good girl.
Money and fame can wait, sort the basics out first. ;)
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For why you cry ?
I think that you may have made on old man very happy Miss D. 8)
scared:
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For why you cry ?
When you said "I choose", I thought you'd sneezed, that emoticon was the closest I could find to somebody using a snotrag
Back as you were class
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For why you cry ?
I think that you may have made on old man very happy Miss D. 8)
scared:
Old? Old? Old?
cussing:
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Just goes to show how little I understand men noooo:
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Just believe everything they tell you whistle:
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....and divide it by at least 2 rubschin:
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....and divide it by at least 2 rubschin:
Watch out lads, she's rumbled us. scared2:
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For why you cry ?
I think that you may have made on old man very happy Miss D. 8)
scared:
Old? Old? Old?
cussing:
Is that large print I see above? angel1
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All the people around me were telling me that they were TF I woke up just as the person who had been with me through the whole dream turned to me and said I'm afraid that I am TF too. It's very frustrating not knowing what TF is and why I wasn't TF. noooo:
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I had a bed full of donkeys noooo:
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All the people around me were telling me that they were TF I woke up just as the person who had been with me through the whole dream turned to me and said I'm afraid that I am TF too. It's very frustrating not knowing what TF is and why I wasn't TF. noooo:
WTF?
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I had a bed full of donkeys noooo:
Don't be an ass...........
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All the people around me were telling me that they were TF I woke up just as the person who had been with me through the whole dream turned to me and said I'm afraid that I am TF too. It's very frustrating not knowing what TF is and why I wasn't TF. noooo:
WTF?
That will be it. worthy: Thank you for putting me out of my misery.
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What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams? rubschin: scared2:
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What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams? rubschin: scared2:
It's called "Life"
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What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams? rubschin: scared2:
As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....
I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.
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http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ (http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/) ;D
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Classic! lol: lol: lol:
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eeek: I became aware of this about 18 months ago. They have built a business up around it. confused:
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What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams? rubschin: scared2:
As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....
I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.
Sorry to hear of the loss of your popcorn MissC, it'll prolly be down the back of the sofa ;)
I have been slurred rubschin: As I'm sure DS will attest it's a bit like being covered in slurry but less physical, though equally problematic evil:
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What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams? rubschin: scared2:
As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....
I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.
Sorry to hear of the loss of your popcorn MissC, it'll prolly be down the back of the sofa ;)
I have been slurred rubschin: As I'm sure DS will attest it's a bit like being covered in slurry but less physical, though equally problematic evil:
Popcorn:
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What is it when daily reality becomes weirder than your dreams? rubschin: scared2:
As Snoops said it's called life but do tell.....
I can't post the eating popcorn emocion.
Sorry to hear of the loss of your popcorn MissC, it'll prolly be down the back of the sofa ;)
I have been slurred rubschin: As I'm sure DS will attest it's a bit like being covered in slurry but less physical, though equally problematic evil:
I have been slurried without doubt, but I have no surviving slurrers. whistle:
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Bearded wimmin. Lots of them scared2:
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Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:
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Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:
And?
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Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:
Wot ~ Throwing stones at windows and stuff?
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Naughty dreams this morning. eyes:
Wot ~ Throwing stones at windows and stuff?
Torching Sheffield more likely.
But do tell . . . .
Popcorn:
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Last night I dreamt that I was talking to a girl when my ex director arrived and started making lewd remarks .... The girl suggested that she and I should go for a walk in the orchard at which point my ex-wife came downstairs, ranting at me, and her (the ex) hair burst into flames. I put the flames out with my hands and as soon as I turned away, she seeming not to have noticed, her hair burst into flames again. I woke up suffering from angina.
Interpretations welcome rubschin:
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Wimmin cause heartburn whistle:
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Last night I dreamt that I was talking to a girl when my ex director arrived and started making lewd remarks .... The girl suggested that she and I should go for a walk in the orchard at which point my ex-wife came downstairs, ranting at me, and her (the ex) hair burst into flames. I put the flames out with my hands and as soon as I turned away, she seeming not to have noticed, her hair burst into flames again. I woke up suffering from angina.
Interpretations welcome rubschin:
You feel protective towards Nick (fiery redhead) but have to put him in a trans-gender role as justification.
However, in the face of authority (the Director), you have to resort to a more conventional slap round the head, which doesn't work of course.
500 guineas (+VAT) please.
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Nothing like the interpretation SWWLTBO put on it redface:
Her: "Question 1: Who was the girl?" (Whilst tapping her foot)
Me: " shrugs:" (Whilst Liar: )
The rest is just too uncomfortable to relate.
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I spent last night on an international express freight train which was piloted by Mrs NIck #1
Parts of the line were a rollercoaster scared2:
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Mine have been very bizarre of late, but then they evaporate in the morning light rubschin:
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Mostly my dreams go unremembered but when you wake up unsure if you are having a heart attack or if it is angina they tend to be memorable.
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I had a shocker last night eeek:
I was asked to make a birthday cake. Out of meat eeek:. Human meat eeek: eeek:
Had to disembowel, behead and trim the body, then bake it, cover it in marzipan and ice it. scared2:
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Was it a Victoria Sandwich cake ?
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Was it a Victoria Sandwich cake ?
Either that or a (Joan) Bakewell Tart whistle:
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A long night of highly complex and nightmarish Boy related mayhem. I am exhausted and sweating noooo:
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A long night of highly complex and nightmarish Boy related mayhem. I am exhausted and sweating noooo:
eeek: eeek: shutup:
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Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped noooo:
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Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped noooo:
Popcorn:
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Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped noooo:
oooh Startrek ~ goodo.
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Loads of dreams last night - all of them warped noooo:
With shiny paper and ribbons and stuff?
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No men with bare chests and leather trousers ...not nice men either noooo:. Mixed up with putting together furniture and oil slicks noooo:
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WTF is Nazi CHeese? rubschin: Whatever it is, it had little swastikas all over the wrapping noooo:
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Was it Phil Adolfia ?
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Was it Phil Adolfia ?
::)
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Was it Phil Adolfia ?
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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Should have called in the Edam Busters.
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drumroll:
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Should have called in the Edam Busters.
lol: lol: lol:
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He could have made a cheese and Hess sandwich.... whistle:
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Mini Babybelsen?
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Mini Babybelsen?
lol: lol: lol:
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Horses eeek: Thousands of horses. Some teeny weeny and some the size of elephants eeek:
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Horses eeek: Thousands of horses. Some teeny weeny and some the size of elephants eeek:
You need to buy food for Jim
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Something nagging you?
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Do you hear things in dreams? rubschin: rubschin:
I woke early this morning when I heard my mobile emitting the sound of a text message arriving...
The mobile was not in the bedroom, and ... it was turned off eeek: scared2:
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Maybe it was hers sick2:
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eeek:
Who she? angel1
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Popcorn:
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eeek:
Who she? angel1
lol:
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Indeed DS. There I was (in me dream) composing alternate double page spreads for the anniversary of the Torygraph's Sunday colour mag with an old chum. He was doing the punk inspired sets and I was doing the pre-punk, post hippy layouts ... all in colour, beautiful, iconic imagery, fitting typography .... and then the bloody phone rings evil:
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She was getting bored whistle:
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YOur phone must be haunted scared2:
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She was getting bored whistle:
Who the feckin' feck is SHE? cussing: cussing:
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Well surely that's for you to tell us ...if you wanted to like. We would only speculate otherwise whistle:
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#1 There was no wumman in the dream, OK? ::)
#2 The point is about audionics ordino auudina hearing things in dreams Banghead
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#1 I'm not suggesting she was in your dream whistle:
# 2 I often hear things in my dreams ....in fact what I hear makes me instantly know it is a dream whistle:
lol:
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I sense he is being evasive about this mystery wumman rubschin:
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I shall quiz him next week over his birthday lunch ...and report back of course whistle:
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I think it's Olga noooo:
She always had a soft spot for him
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How TF can I print out recollections of a dream to be prepared for an inquisition from one of our beloved HMG's inspectors (whom I admire and hold dearly, and lovingly in a platonic way of course angel1 ) and expect to answer coherently after all the messiness that is a Sunday Lunch wiv all the trimmings, etc, eh?
Phew!
lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
I'll just make something up then ;)
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We have him on the run. He is deffo hiding something
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Angry tortoises scared2:
Flushing bread down a toilet rubschin:
A teeny weeny theatre which I had to mend with nails rubschin:
And some sort of massive bag squashed flat
Shrugs:
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Angry tortoises scared2:
Flushing bread down a toilet rubschin:
A teeny weeny theatre which I had to mend with nails rubschin:
And some sort of massive bag squashed flat
Shrugs:
That'll teach you to fall asleep in front of a Jo Brand show. noooo:
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A restless night in the world's most haunted B&B. Had to fight off ghosts with frying pans. scared2:
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Sounds like pan- de - moan-nick - mmmmm
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Shouldn't you be fleeing the country or summat?
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Laters ...still plenty of time to annoy you first
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A restless night in the world's most haunted B&B. Had to fight off ghosts with frying pans. scared2:
Were they non-stick ghosts?
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I don't normally remember my dreams.... but I fell off a cliff in an army tank last night.... rubschin:
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Did LL kick you out of bed?
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Did LL kick you out of bed?
noooo:
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Terrible night noooo: Escaping pigs, a mahoosive disobedient horse, a party to organise in a foreign language and vertigo
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I was at a party...
John Prescott was doing the BBQ and as I walked over he said "Hi Barman!"....
Everybody was amazed that I knew him so well... I said "Hi John, can I have some crackling off that?"...
He said, "No, the crackling has gone into the EU approved crackling disposer", pointing at a letter box sized receptacle on the side of the BBQ marked (predictably) 'EU Approved Crackling Disposer'...
I said "you lying bastard, you've eaten it all", much to the merriment of everybody there....
WTF? noooo:
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That sounds like it could really happen noooo:
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That sounds like it could really happen noooo:
scared2:
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Classic anxiety dream. I was invited to give a lecture. I had been led to believe that it was a small informal affair and dress was casual.
WHen I got there (it looked like Oxford) there were thousands of people processing in Ruritanian style academic robes all waiting for me scared2:
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Too many Bloody Mary's I expect whistle:
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Court hearing perhaps ? rubschin:
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redface: I seem to have placed an apostrophe in Bloody Mary's but it looks wrong without it.
No doubt Nick will steer me right on this. Popcorn:
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Well I was going to correct you ........ happy001
redface:
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char048
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That Duke of Edinburgh is a good chap :thumbsup: Nice of him to take me on a walking tour of Paris too :thumbsup:
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I have been sorting out filing cabinets underwater. confused:
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I have been sorting out filing cabinets underwater. confused:
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Dreamt about my mum last night ...woke up crying sad24:
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Dreamt about my mum last night ...woke up crying sad24:
happy100 happy100 The feelings that dreams give you can linger a while hope that yours don't. happy100
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Dreamt about my mum last night ...woke up crying sad24:
happy100 Biguggs
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I'll reprogramme myself for tonight redface:
You really should be able to choose what you dream about rubschin:
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I'll reprogramme myself for tonight redface:
You really should be able to choose what you dream about rubschin:
Now that IS a good idea.
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I'd choose Jenny Agutter every night redface: redface:
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I'd choose Jenny Agutter every night redface: redface:
It would pale. noooo:
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Or drop off lol:
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evil:
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i kept dreaming last night that I had a blood test and it showed no cholesterol... Shrugs:
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Perfect specimen syndrome eh lol:
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Perfect specimen syndrome eh lol:
lol: lol: lol:
No, but it was a bad thing... and I woke up from it, went back to sleep and dreamed the same thing again... rubschin:
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You are starring in Ground-hog day 2 and I claim my £ 5.00.
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You are starring in Ground-hog day 2 and I claim my £ 5.00.
Bugger - I'm gonna have to watch that again now... brilliant film! lol:
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I have never seen it. redface:
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I have never seen it. redface:
Oh you must! :thumbsup:
You could order it from Amazon right now (via the link at the bottom of the page like) for JUST £3.99! whistle:
You know it makes sense... especially with Mr. C away like.... cool14:
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PLUS it is an excuse for the boys to post pictures of her...
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Drool:
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:thumbsup:
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Overflowing toilets. evil:
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Last night I dreamt that I lived in a marshmallow ..or something resembling that rubschin: .
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Did you wake up inside the duvet cover rubschin:
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Did you wake up inside the duvet cover rubschin:
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lol:
Oh no ..I am very particular about my duvet cover...can't have it covering me head...get really weird about that and have to have me feet sticking out when trying to go to sleep although when I wake up they are generally tucked inside rubschin:
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http://youtu.be/JMBIGPGPWOc (http://youtu.be/JMBIGPGPWOc) Banghead
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I dreamt I went back to skool. I had shorts and a cap and everyink scared2:
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I dreamt I went back to skool. I had shorts and a cap and everyink scared2:
You wuz lucky ..... we were only allowed to use blue/black washable.
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I dreamt I went back to skool. I had shorts and a cap and everyink scared2:
You wuz lucky ..... we were only allowed to use blue/black washable.
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I seem to have been throwing tomatoes around all night. I am exhausted. surrender:
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I was trying to work out the cheapest train ticket to get to Sunningdale ....for why I haven't a clue. Hardly the most riveting of dreams noooo:
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Giant carnivorous tortoises scared2: scared2:
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I dreamt I had a nest of super annoying flying ants in my garden. Some expert came to treat them and discovered them to be a new species and then had to save them not kill them.
noooo:
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House building and decorating, it was also Christmas and people kept coming to the door. noooo:
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I would like to nominate myself for having the most boring dream on the planet.
I went food shopping noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I would like to nominate myself for having the most boring dream on the planet.
I went food shopping noooo: noooo: noooo:
Don't worry Miss D it's only boring if you bought exactly the same 'stuff' as the last time you had a food shopping dream. whistle:
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I would like to nominate myself for having the most boring dream on the planet.
I went food shopping noooo: noooo: noooo:
Don't worry Miss D it's only boring if you bought exactly the same 'stuff' as the last time you had a food shopping dream. whistle:
Or you did it on line from your laptop.... whistle:
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In space no one can hear you on line. scared2:
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In space no one can hear you on line. scared2:
Not found your dongle yet?
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I am now dongle free most of the time.
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I had some weird dream about a man that turned into a snake ( fierce , vicious, poisonous thing ) and I had to kill the snake by pulling it's jaw apart until it snapped rubschin:
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I had some weird dream about a man that turned into a snake ( fierce , vicious, poisonous thing ) and I had to kill the snake by pulling it's jaw apart until it snapped rubschin:
I have toothache this morning... rubschin:
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I dreamt I came home from work and someone had dumped an old battered Lada in the middle of the garden and then put the fence back rubschin:
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I dreamt I came home from work and someone had dumped an old battered Lada in the middle of the garden and then put the fence back rubschin:
http://youtu.be/McGOb9kb9Es (http://youtu.be/McGOb9kb9Es) they have their uses :thumbsup:
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I ended up in the lead car of a 4 car convoy in the middle of the night en route to buy plants from a "secret" garden centre. surrender:
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I ended up in the lead car of a 4 car convoy in the middle of the night en route to buy plants from a "secret" garden centre. surrender:
Were you a mole?
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I was at an air display (for some reason there were tanks firing live ammo too). It all took place in a pub garden eeek:
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must 'ave been a big garden? char048
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Spent the night fitting horses with false teeth rubschin:
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I had a job brushing the skin off dead bodies eeek:
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I had a job brushing the skin off dead bodies eeek:
Just like watching BBC Parliament.
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Vague memories of some awful school trip ... lots of tossing and turning and woke up feeling as I'd been tourniqued and mummified eeek:
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Spent the night fitting horses with false teeth rubschin:
http://youtu.be/NyhxtJT4QtE (http://youtu.be/NyhxtJT4QtE) whacky115
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I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy scared2:
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I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy scared2:
I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week. Better have a shower.
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I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy scared2:
I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week. Better have a shower.
Tipsy Spank2:
I would have been proud of that reply redface:
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I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy scared2:
I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week. Better have a shower.
Tipsy Spank2:
I would have been proud of that reply redface:
Really JOM the curtains were open while you were doing that!
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I dreamt last night I was stuck at the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was very , very windy scared2:
I seem to be missing out this week, Miss C was hearing waves crashing earlier in the week. Better have a shower.
Tipsy Spank2:
I would have been proud of that reply redface:
Really JOM the curtains were open while you were doing that!
SNORK! happy001
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Shouldn't have jhad that cheese last night noooo: Dreadful sweaty night. My old place of work, two consecutive parties, one of which required me to dress as a vampire, a house extension job AND for some reason, I had to travel about a lot but could only go in a straight line, which meant scaling the sides of buildings and going over the roofs rather than just following the roads. Oh, and I made a wooden BBQ noooo:
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Shouldn't have jhad that cheese last night
I hope it was low fatwa. redface:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Shouldn't have jhad that cheese last night
I hope it was low fatwa. redface:
If not he'll have Al'Quedam after him. whistle:
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I am knackered, but I dread going to bed scared2:
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Have a nap in a chair then.
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I spent the night with a singing horse eeek:
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I worry about you. noooo:
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I was in a place where people including me kept doing the same thing over and over again when I tried to do something else my mind would be erased. I kept waking from this dream but when I went back to sleep I went back to the same dream. rubschin:
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Sounds like Growler's life noooo:
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I was in a place where people including me kept doing the same thing over and over again when I tried to do something else my mind would be erased. I kept waking from this dream but when I went back to sleep I went back to the same dream. rubschin:
It was an Affs nightmare scared2:
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Groundhog Day
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I dreamt that my mother had made the most wonderful roast dinner. She used to make the most amazing roast potatoes back in the days when you either had beef dripping in the fridge or could buy it readily from the butchers or grocers. I could still tasted them when I woke up. noooo:
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I dreamt that my mother had made the most wonderful roast dinner. She used to make the most amazing roast potatoes back in the days when you either had beef dripping in the fridge or could buy it readily from the butchers or grocers. I could still tasted them when I woke up. noooo:
What did butchers and grocers taste like in those days?
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I dreamt that my mother had made the most wonderful roast dinner. She used to make the most amazing roast potatoes back in the days when you either had beef dripping in the fridge or could buy it readily from the butchers or grocers. I could still tasted them when I woke up. noooo:
What did butchers and grocers taste like in those days?
Chicken ..... like most things.
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I had a dream that I was in some old blokes house and he it had gone a bit to ruin like.
He had a load of chickens in a shed outside but they were all unable to get out as they were trapped under a fallen roof . Then I started to clean up the cooker and all these cushions were thrown at me by a ghost . Then it turned into a bit of a ghost in attic thing scared2:
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happy100
I was back at school, I was the 'new girl' and had to stand in the waste-paper bin. sad24:
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
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Smackhead lol:
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I had a dream I was the only one in the galaxy and the stars were me mates like ...they could talk and I had given them all proper names that I could understand like redface:
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
;D
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I had a dream I was the only one in the galaxy and the stars were me mates like ...they could talk and I had given them all proper names that I could understand like redface:
confused2: confused2: confused2:
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I had a dream I was the only one in the galaxy and the stars were me mates like ...they could talk and I had given them all proper names that I could understand like redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fpfjqz4y1h%2Fchocolate_bath.jpg&hash=ee812193e24eb931959884d0d7d1368550b4c365) (http://postimage.org/image/pfjqz4y1h/)
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Errrr that does not look attractive noooo:
Death by diarrhea eeek:
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
happy001
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Something involving chocolate and snakes eeek:
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A very busy night surrender: Mind you that Danish gerl was very friendly eyes:
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rubschin:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fackjrrhqx%2Fdressed_to_grill.jpg&hash=45d87a29be5b8515a1b950ae2b6044d97f31fb0b) (http://postimage.org/image/ackjrrhqx/)
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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scared2:
Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed eeek:
Scared to go back to sleep now scared2:
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scared2:
Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed eeek:
Scared to go back to sleep now scared2:
Popcorn:
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scared2:
Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed eeek:
Scared to go back to sleep now scared2:
char090 happy001 happy001 happy001
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It has gone on all fecking night sad24: SUrrounded by amputees, car disasters, corpses in baths full of water and the latest was a 2 hour written exam about fooking Humphrey Bogart. I am like a wrung out dishcloth.
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http://youtu.be/32jdM90IUcE (http://youtu.be/32jdM90IUcE) shocked003
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scared2:
Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed eeek:
Scared to go back to sleep now scared2:
You voted for Labour didn't you ? rubschin:
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scared2:
Screaming horrors tonight. Just woke up so sweaty I have had to have a shower eeek:. Gigantic mechanical diggers chasing me through mud, a conference to attend, a pantomime to organise, and getting home three days late to see my mum scared2: David Cameron was in it too, but he was pissed eeek:
Scared to go back to sleep now scared2:
You voted for Labour didn't you ? rubschin:
deserves all he gets then noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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It has gone on all fecking night sad24: SUrrounded by amputees, car disasters, corpses in baths full of water and the latest was a 2 hour written exam about fooking Humphrey Bogart. I am like a wrung out dishcloth.
Have you been wearing your silver foil nightcap?
I thought not. alien:
I bet you find it more comfortable standing up today as well.
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It has gone on all fecking night sad24: SUrrounded by amputees, car disasters, corpses in baths full of water and the latest was a 2 hour written exam about fooking Humphrey Bogart. I am like a wrung out dishcloth.
Have you been wearing your silver foil nightcap?
I thought not. alien:
I bet you find it more comfortable standing up today as well.
lol: lol: lol:
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I am tired now and need to be up early. But these nightmares scared2: scared2: scared2:
I just wish that Sian Williams and Michelle Pfeiffer would come unto me in the night, follwed in reserve by Ellen Pompeo, just in case like, and then I could sleep tight like.
Meantime, who is up for a reassuring cuddle scared2:
Even Jim, is jumpy eeek:
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I am tired now and need to be up early. But these nightmares scared2: scared2: scared2:
I just wish that Sian Williams and Michelle Pfeiffer would come unto me in the night, follwed in reserve by Ellen Pompeo, just in case like, and then I could sleep tight like.
Meantime, who is up for a reassuring cuddle scared2:
Even Jim, is jumpy eeek:
A couple of glasses of vino........ :thumbsup:
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No cuddle from you then. What about Mssi T, has she got a few minutes?
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Sorry she is off out...........
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...on her way round here cloud9:
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Sorry she is off out...........
You don't go out together much do you ? rubschin:
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Sorry she is off out...........
You don't go out together much do you ? rubschin:
We were going together........ ::)
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I spent most of the night in my sisters house dealing with lots of children and a huge mildew problem. None of that sounds particularly threatening but it was.
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Damp squiblings rubschin:
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Damp squiblings rubschin:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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A mahoosive brawl wth Lee MOntague over a firework display taking place in a dustbin whacky115
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A mahoosive brawl wth Lee MOntague over a firework display taking place in a dustbin whacky115
Was the brawl or the firework display in the dustbin?
This could be critical in determining whether you are a raving nutcase or just totally barking.
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angry041:
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A mahoosive brawl wth Lee MOntague over a firework display taking place in a dustbin whacky115
Was the brawl or the firework display in the dustbin?
This could be critical in determining whether you are a raving nutcase or just totally barking.
happy001
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I bought a Capri that needs a bit of renovation, but it seems to have vanished off the path. confused:
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What colour bin was it placed next to ? scared2:
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I remember that I bought a rather nice black leather shoe, but with the intention of wearing it as a hat rubschin:
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What colour bin was it placed next to ? scared2:
happy001
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I remember that I bought a rather nice black leather shoe, but with the intention of wearing it as a hat rubschin:
::) This is the dreams thread you know.
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At last, a useful dream. I designed a revolutionary new handbag made out of brown paper, sticky tape and the cylinders from inside bog rolls :thumbsup:
It was gong to be mass produced by primary school children and Blue Peter viewers and make me a fortune cloud9:
Or maybe not rubschin:
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All my teeth dropped last night. It's a dream I have quite often. noooo:
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At last, a useful dream. I designed a revolutionary new handbag made out of brown paper, sticky tape and the cylinders from inside bog rolls :thumbsup:
It was gong to be mass produced by primary school children and Blue Peter viewers and make me a fortune cloud9:
Or maybe not rubschin:
No, that could work... ::)
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All my teeth dropped last night. It's a dream I have quite often.
Move the glass further from the bed.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Well if dreams are to be believed it should be an interesting party I'm going to tonight eyes:
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Well if dreams are to be believed it should be an interesting party I'm going to tonight eyes:
Popcorn:
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Ooh, is Britt Ekland going? whistle:
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I was set upon by an dusky maiden eeek: Will it materialise? noooo:
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Miss D? eeek: (Apart from the maiden bit obviously)
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Miss D? eeek: (Apart from the maiden bit obviously)
Nah ... our relationship is purely alcohol fuelled gossip mongering razz:
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Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion angel1
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But you have toned up now, like :thumbsup:
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Yeah , well and truly fallen off all wagons redface:
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Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion angel1
'Tis true. Double Diet Cokes eeek:
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I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion
shutup:
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I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion
shutup:
tsk, tsk... noooo:
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Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion angel1
Ah yes, I remember the infamous voddy drought of '98 whistle:
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Errrr I have you know it doesn't have to be alcohol fuelled ...I have remained on the soft stuff on occasion angel1
Ah yes, I remember the infamous voddy drought of '98 whistle:
When you were eight...? whistle:
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23 actually oh ancient one whistle:
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Another sweaty night surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican? rubschin:
And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:
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Another sweaty night surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican? rubschin:
And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:
Heather Mills? She gave Paul McCartney a f*****g big bill
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Another sweaty night surrender: School reunion, full of familiar names and faces, but who was that woman dressed as a pelican? rubschin:
And that blonde nurse was very friendly. eyes:
Heather Mills? She gave Paul McCartney a f*****g big bill
lol: lol: lol:
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I dreamt of a missing Noel ...it was a Christmas decoration noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Restless night. Many vivid and weird dreams that I can no longer remember. noooo:
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Restless night. Many vivid and weird dreams that I can no longer remember. noooo:
Well that was a waste of a post then.... ::)
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Restless night. Many vivid and weird dreams that I can no longer remember. noooo:
Well that was a waste of a post then.... ::)
Slept like a log, nothing to report. angel1
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YOu can go home now. Tipsy's left the area :thumbsup:
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I dreamt of a missing Noel
http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes (http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes)
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I dreamt of a missing Noel
http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes (http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes)
sick2:
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Another bizzy night surrender:
I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger evil:
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Another bizzy night surrender:
I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger evil:
Dreaming of buggering with children eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I had a most horrible nightmare last night. eeek:
I was in my car at a petrol station, when one of my customers jumped in in an attempt to drive it away from me. All his mates were there laughin' at me, and then all of a sudden this grey large slug like creature jumped onto my ankle, wtapped itself around my leg and commenced burrrowing into it with smoke billowing from my now bleeding wound.
I screamed for help and someone dragged it off me. I asked what it was and was told it was an Elk egg.
Shrugs:
Even Google couldn't come up with an explanation of that one.
Woke up suddenly gasping for breath in a cold sweat to find all the covers on the floor.
WTF? You really couldn't make this stuff up ey? noooo:
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scared2:
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scared2:
Exactly.
Having more and more 'orrible dreams of late.
Almost dreading kip now.
My life is obviously very disturbed. whistle:
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I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.
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I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.
cockroach you say? http://youtu.be/GbKHYXTMhCw (http://youtu.be/GbKHYXTMhCw) whistle:
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I kept visiting a swimming pool type place. I would don a wetsuit, enter the water and go over to a person that I knew who was in the water without a wetsuit. He was being eaten alive by all the piranhas in the pool. On some visits I would also go and watch people who had their toes pierced on purpose so that the piranhas would eat their feet. eeek:
What sort of monster have I turned into. eeek:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
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Nigella... Drool:
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Is that the slightly unflattering picture of Nigella (I'd recognise those hands anywhere) ;)
(As does Barman)
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It certainly is.
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Phew. It just came back to me. American laydee cousin with emerald green silk underwear and a predilection for sort of stretching out and having a bit of a rub eyes: eyes: eyes:
Early night and some cheese I think :thumbsup:
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Phew. It just came back to me. American laydee cousin with emerald green silk underwear and a predilection for sort of stretching out and having a bit of a rub eyes: eyes: eyes:
Early night and some cheese I think :thumbsup:
Cousin ......... noooo:
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SHe claimed she was, but I didn't recognise her. Hey, a mahoosive shag is good with anyone, unless it is dream incest of course
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SHe claimed she was, but I didn't recognise her. Hey, a mahoosive shag is good with anyone, unless it is dream incest of course
Finished reading that report yet?
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Pile of shite. Analysis sent to client. All done cloud9:
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Pile of shite. Analysis sent to client. All done cloud9:
Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please
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redface:
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Pile of shite. Analysis sent to client. All done cloud9:
Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please
rubschin:
I should get half of that.... cloud9:
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Early night. Some cheese. Visit from the American cousin in the green pants cloud9: Hope she is still a gerl tonight scared2:
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Early night. Some cheese. Visit from the American cousin in the green pants cloud9: Hope she is still a gerl tonight scared2:
Pervert... noooo:
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Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please
Given the title of the thread, when I first read that comment I thought it said Nick's analyst. redface:
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Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please
Given the title of the thread, when I first read that comment I thought it said Nick's analyst. redface:
Calm down birthday boy! lol:
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Helping out at some sort of fashion show that was going wrong when the organizer was in the lav I mentioned something to the designer which was then used with excellent results. So I said hand out double sided printed flyers, this was done with success the designer then told me to go with him. he showed me a lubricated rocket and feathery sort of thing on very long sticks and asked my opinion. I suggested that they crossed them on a wall with the logo if only Cleopatra had had these she wouldn't have needed Mark Anthony. Much applause and I woke up needing a wee. eeek: Shrugs:
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Helping out at some sort of fashion show that was going wrong when the organizer was in the lav I mentioned something to the designer which was then used with excellent results. So I said hand out double sided printed flyers, this was done with success the designer then told me to go with him. he showed me a lubricated rocket and feathery sort of thing on very long sticks and asked my opinion. I suggested that they crossed them on a wall with the logo if only Cleopatra had had these she wouldn't have needed Mark Anthony. Much applause and I woke up needing a wee. eeek: Shrugs:
You remember that mushroom omelette?
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Nick's analysis, "What is this shite".... £500 please
Given the title of the thread, when I first read that comment I thought it said Nick's analyst. redface:
Calm down birthday boy! lol:
Like you wouldn't have said something similar if you'd thought of it first BM. lol:
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Phew. It just came back to me. American laydee cousin with emerald green silk underwear and a predilection for sort of stretching out and having a bit of a rub eyes: eyes: eyes:
Early night and some cheese I think :thumbsup:
Is this your American laydee cousin Nick? http://youtu.be/x0BZHdjb4yE (http://youtu.be/x0BZHdjb4yE)
whistle: whistle:
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Green cheese, red wine and fingers crossed eyes:
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Green cheese, red wine and fingers crossed eyes:
Green...... eeek: mouldy ........ rubschin:
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I distinctly remember being offered a pint in a hoooge, square glass ... the pint only came up to half way but the BM pointed to a mark on the side which indicated a pint measure ... rubschin:
I blame VP threads noooo:
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Sue him for some constipation :thumbsup:
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evil:
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I went back in time in order to invent the false leg. The prototype was made of cast iron, which had some flaws. I then decided to turn to stone as a material, specifically marble rubschin:
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I've been having the weirdest, most complicated dreams the past couple of nights.... noooo:
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I do dream a lot and the dreams frequently wake me but I can seldom remember them in the morning.
Mentioned this to Doc who says it is prolly the valium both causing the dreams and making me forget them.
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I do dream a lot and the dreams frequently wake me but I can seldom remember them in the morning.
Mentioned this to Doc who says it is prolly the valium both causing the dreams and making me forget them.
I rarely remember mine but the last two days I've been able to recall in graphic detail long, complicated dreams.... rubschin:
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I do dream a lot and the dreams frequently wake me but I can seldom remember them in the morning.
Mentioned this to Doc who says it is prolly the valium both causing the dreams and making me forget them.
I rarely remember mine but the last two days I've been able to recall in graphic detail long, complicated dreams.... rubschin:
Prolly the damp PJ's that call them back to mind. whistle:
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I had a dream last night about two of the blokes at work . They decided to kiss each other in a long snog to 'see what it was like ' - they are the most unlikeliest to do such a thing rubschin:
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Your suppressed sexual desires are trying to send you a message. razz:
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Not with these two - that I can promise you noooo:
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Not with these two - that I can promise you noooo:
I don't think that was the direction of Snoopys thought.
Think rugs. . .
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Mr Thread?
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£2000 eeek:
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£2000 eeek:
Do what now? Shrugs:
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£2000 eeek:
Do what now? Shrugs:
Cost of rug to be munched I think. whistle:
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I have spent the night flying to and from Malaga surrender:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
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It must be the season for remembering dreams. I distiinctly remember a dream last night about forgetting to do something important. Now what was it ? . . .
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Shrugs:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
eeek:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
eeek:
Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
eeek:
Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:
I'm not Nick! cussing:
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin.... noooo:
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin.... noooo:
Here's the revolver. .
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin.... noooo:
Here's the revolver. .
and...? evil:
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin.... noooo:
Here's the revolver. .
and...? evil:
And my best wishes.
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin.... noooo:
Here's the revolver. .
and...? evil:
And my best wishes.
sad24:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
I wish I could post pics
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Given the amount of gubbing and blunderment you cause you may as well be siblings BM point:
Hand me the pub revolver and that bottle of Talisker we keep under the counter for Darwin.... noooo:
Here's the revolver. .
I rather think that he meant the lazy Susan and not a gun Darwin...Nooooo don't point it in my direction. scared2:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
eeek:
Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:
I'm not Nick! cussing:
Wot did I say............ whistle:
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Thugs were going to beat me up! I don't sell cosmetics! cussing:
Then there was the cake in Asda and the rotisserie seat at the underground station.... rubschin:
Cakes and trains ............... rubschin:
eeek:
Yep.........where's the fiver............. whistle:
I'm not Nick! cussing:
Wot did I say............ whistle:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Apparently I spent the night screaming obscenities noooo: Have been informed that at one point I yelled F**k off Tw*t redface:
(apc thinks I was sleeping) ;)
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Apparently I spent the night screaming obscenities noooo: Have been informed that at one point I yelled F**k off Tw*t redface:
(apc thinks I was sleeping) ;)
Did he try it on again...? ::)
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yep... noooo:
sick2:
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yep... noooo:
sick2:
Poor you... happy100
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I know cry:
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I know cry:
You should sleep with a gun under your pillow like.... whistle:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
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fence:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
happy001
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Ah! The good old cut and thrust of relationships ....... Happy Days cloud9:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
At least then he can pretend it is bigger. ;)
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I ended up watching a bit of this last night:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/talhotblond/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1 (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/talhotblond/episode-guide/series-1/episode-1)
scared2: scared2: scary dreams eeek:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
At least then he can pretend it is bigger. ;)
shutup:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
At least then he can pretend it is bigger. ;)
Are you telling us that apc has a dinky winky? whistle:
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shutup:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
At least then he can pretend it is bigger. ;)
Are you telling us that apc has a dinky winky? whistle:
It has been quite cold here... whistle:
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oooo, I have mace :thumbsup:
Excellent! Sinister:
That's ok .........I prefer it when I can't see............. :thumbsup:
At least then he can pretend it is bigger. ;)
Are you telling us that apc has a dinky winky? whistle:
It has been quite cold here... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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I have. just had one of 'those' sort of dreams. eyes: eyes:
Three compost bins. cloud9: One of them was my design, it was very good, I may have to patent it.
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I worry for you noooo:
lol:
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Three compost bins.
A dirty threesome?
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Three compost bins.
Two for recycling
And an orange one for all the food waste
To the tune of "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me" whistle:
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I've just had enough this last week <waves flag> noooo: . Skiing, cruise ship mayhem, the trenches, being interrogated, all in all High Anxiety noooo:
Please, please, just a sleep and no remembering cry:
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I had some kind of dream where me and Buzz Aldrin opened a business just outside of New York...it was hooge. Can't remember what it was now though noooo:
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Ah, the old Buzz Aldrin "sample of moon rock for $5 scam" lol:
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Last night was cold sweaty scared2:
FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:
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Ah, the old Buzz Aldrin "sample of moon rock for $5 scam" lol:
If only I was that clever noooo:
Nothing that ingenious I fear rubschin:
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Last night was cold sweaty scared2:
FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:
Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?
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rubschin:
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Last night was cold sweaty scared2:
FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:
Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?
scared2:
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Last night was cold sweaty scared2:
FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:
Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?
scared2:
sad32:
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Last night was cold sweaty scared2:
FLies and fly spray, ill prepared public lectures, some sort of disastrous party, character references (unflattering) for people I then had to go on holiday with........... noooo:
Have you booked your tickets to Paphos ?
scared2:
sad32:
I can offer free pick up from Paphos and drop off in Pissouri......... :thumbsup:
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Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
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Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers. eyes:
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Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers. eyes:
If you love Ginger Nuts Nick is your man! happy001
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Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers. eyes:
I'm on my way. . .
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scared2:
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Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers. eyes:
I'm on my way. . .
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collars and cuffs?
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Yay, and a free lap dance from Miss T ( I have insurance)
Bring it on big boy.....I love gingers. eyes:
I'm on my way. . .
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collars and cuffs?
Of course, not to mention front, back and emergency exit.
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sick2: nightmares tonight now. Tomorrow look for me on the "do dreams have meaning" thread.....was woken several times by the image of ginger asshole chasing me down a street. noooo:
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sick2: nightmares tonight now. Tomorrow look for me on the "do dreams have meaning" thread.....was woken several times by the image of ginger asshole chasing me down a street. noooo:
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I had a horrible , horrible dream last night. Nothing to do with ginger arseholes but still woke up feeling freaked out noooo:
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I had a horrible , horrible dream last night. Nothing to do with ginger arseholes but still woke up feeling freaked out noooo:
Lay off the cheese for supper. noooo:
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Not sure what I dreamt about, but apparently I woke apc up to tell him that the film on the plane was shit. I haven't flown for years. noooo: Shrugs:
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Not sure what I dreamt about, but apparently I woke apc up to tell him that the film on the plane was shit. I haven't flown for years. noooo: Shrugs:
You were prolly right tho - I never watch movies on planes.... noooo:
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I went to the cinema last night. It didn't seem odd that they were selling whole raw sheep heads as a a snack
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I went to the cinema last night. It didn't seem odd that they were selling whole raw sheep heads as a a snack
You were in Cyprus then...? rubschin:
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I went to the cinema last night. It didn't seem odd that they were selling whole raw sheep heads as a a snack
Was it a ewe fillum redface:
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Watch it. YOu may dream about me tonight eveilgrin:
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And worserer eveilgrin:
Sweet dreams
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happy002
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I'm a pirate, a vampire pirate that happens to be vegetarian and eats pink donuts. What the hell does that mean?!?!?
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I'm a pirate, a vampire pirate that happens to be vegetarian and eats pink donuts. What the hell does that mean?!?!?
That it is time to change your timeline. whistle:
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You what now?
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I'm a pirate, a vampire pirate that happens to be vegetarian and eats pink donuts. What the hell does that mean?!?!?
It means you only attack Swedes
Can you imagine sinking your teeth into a pink Swede eh Snoopy?
(I'll toss them up, you hit 'em... oh, and I avoided the reference to donots too) angel1
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You what now?
This:
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Miss T has just woke me up.........again ......and told me if I get caught I will be on TV . eeek:
and if I do not finish my grapefruit she will throw it at me ......... noooo:
People wonder why I drink.........
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I was an MP with special responsibility for ginger cats rubschin:
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I was doing an ad for Sainbury's using 70's Letraset® .... shocked003 ... again, and again, and again cry:
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I spent the night holding Harold Wilson hostage noooo:
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I spent the night holding Harold Wilson hostage noooo:
Remembering H Wilson ...... I don't suppose anyone was willing to bargain for him.
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I have a dim recollection of melons being offered Shrugs:
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I have a dim recollection of melons being offered Shrugs:
eyes:
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And how is the fragrant Miss T?
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;) aaaalllllll good. eyes:
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;) aaaalllllll good. eyes:
He said fragrant not flagrant. noooo:
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drumroll:
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redface: oopsy
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I dreamt I was in some place where they were mining for bits of blue bathroom tiles noooo:
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I dreamt I was in some place where they were mining for bits of blue bathroom tiles noooo:
'Ere Tony ~ Come and 'ave a look at this whistle:
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lol:
I bet the camera just happened to be there as he said it.
They're always lucky that they're filming them as the radio goes off to hear they've found something, and they all go running to the "find". FFS, it's been there for centuries, it's not going to be going anywhere fast
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lol:
I bet the camera just happened to be there as he said it.
They're always lucky that they're filming them as the radio goes off to hear they've found something, and they all go running to the "find". FFS, it's been there for centuries, it's not going to be going anywhere fast
lol:
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Dreadful night cry:
Almost everyone I have ever known at a mahoosive party. Tommy Cooper. Goose Fair. Decorating a whle house and a talking, jumping furry turtle eeek:
Woke up in a cold sweat at abut 3.00
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Were you outside my house fighting ?
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Dreadful night cry:
Almost everyone I have ever known at a mahoosive party. Tommy Cooper. Goose Fair. Decorating a whle house and a talking, jumping furry turtle eeek:
Woke up in a cold sweat at abut 3.00
Was Jim Morrison there? ;D
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Dreadful night cry:
Almost everyone I have ever known at a mahoosive party. Tommy Cooper. Goose Fair. Decorating a whle house and a talking, jumping furry turtle eeek:
Woke up in a cold sweat at abut 3.00
Don't eat cheese after 4pm!
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Exploding Badgers?
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Fish pie on Saturday and I dreamt all night that fleshless fish were crawling out of me. sick2:
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Fish pie on Saturday and I dreamt all night that fleshless fish were crawling out of me. sick2:
Bones then....? rubschin:
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Yes but they were alive. cry:
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Yes but they were alive. cry:
The Skeleton Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e54m6XOpRgU#)
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Yes but they were alive. cry:
***BIG MOUTH BILLY BONES*** (Singing Skeleton Fish) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZY0zq6j0qY#ws)
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Yes but they were alive. cry:
***BIG MOUTH BILLY BONES*** (Singing Skeleton Fish) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZY0zq6j0qY#ws)
Thass 'em. You had fish pie too? scared2:
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I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter surrender:
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent" rubschin:
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I spent all last night cooking stuff and throwing it away noooo:
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I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter surrender:
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent" rubschin:
Have you got another 73 days worth of travelling yet to do ?
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I spent all last night cooking stuff and throwing it away noooo:
Ick 'n' ham whistle:
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I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter surrender:
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent" rubschin:
Have you got another 73 days worth of travelling yet to do ?
doh: doh: doh:
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I am exhausted after this week's cornucopia of dream matter surrender:
I seem to have been half way round the world in the most bizarre situations imaginable; perhaps I can commit the stories to digital media and file them with Kate Adie for inclusion in "From Our Own Correspondent" rubschin:
Have you got another 73 days worth of travelling yet to do ?
Are you Passepartout? If so I'll split the £20,000 wager (equal to £1,324,289 today) and fetch my passepartout passport eyes:
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No splitting required lol:
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Oh dear, splitting hairs again ;)
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Covent Garden
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So…I spent all last night taking a statement from Nick about a collision he was involved in. No injuries.
Apparently Nick was overtaking a car on a single carriageway with on lane in each direction when he was in a head on collision with an oncoming car. There are double solid white lines separating the lanes and there ‘No Overtaking signs on each side of the road... eeek:
Clearly Nick’s fault, but he was having none of it. He advised me that the car in front in him suddenly slowed down as if the engine suddenly stalled and he had to pull out to overtake and he did not see the incoming car... ::)
During the interview it became apparent that Nick was obviously a man of questionable character. He would not look me in the eye; he was evasive and could not answer probing questions... ;)
Anyhoo this went on all night so it would seem, over and over again. I even knew it was a dream, but it just went on and on…Hope I don’t have to go through it all again tonight… noooo:
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I had that dream too eeek:
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Be careful out there...
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So…I spent all last night taking a statement from Nick about a collision he was involved in. No injuries.
Apparently Nick was overtaking a car on a single carriageway with on lane in each direction when he was in a head on collision with an oncoming car. There are double solid white lines separating the lanes and there ‘No Overtaking signs on each side of the road... eeek:
Clearly Nick’s fault, but he was having none of it. He advised me that the car in front in him suddenly slowed down as if the engine suddenly stalled and he had to pull out to overtake and he did not see the incoming car... ::)
During the interview it became apparent that Nick was obviously a man of questionable character. He would not look me in the eye; he was evasive and could not answer probing questions... ;)
Anyhoo this went on all night so it would seem, over and over again. I even knew it was a dream, but it just went on and on…Hope I don’t have to go through it all again tonight… noooo:
I actually attended something similar on the A31 the very same morning, the road was closed for 6 hours scared2:
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Spent the night having a snowball fight with the Rolling Stones. rubschin:
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I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !
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I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !
eeek:
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I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !
My money's on Wenslydale with cranberries :thumbsup:
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I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !
Do you often dream about work?
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I attended some secret political meeting which was very cagey about outsiders being involved. There was lots of hair that had been cut off on the floor and shoes that had been abandoned. I offered to help clear all this and put them in storage cupboard. But in this cupboard was a woman being stabbed.
I went back out and the bloke from Downtown Abbey ( the good man servant with a limp accused of murdering ex wife ) was there having a heart attack.
I gave him the kiss of life but by doing so could see his memories of when he was in a rock band type of thing and it was weird for me to see him in jeans !
My money's on Wenslydale with cranberries :thumbsup:
My money is on bootleg voddy whistle:
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Tonight please can I just have a normal dream cloud9:
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eyes: eyes:
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Oh I had one of those sorts of dreams the night before .
3 men and a voddy :thumbsup:
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Oh I ghad one of those sorts of dreams the night before .
3 men and a noddy :thumbsup:
rubschin:
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Oh I had one of those sorts of dreams the night before .
3 men and a voddy :thumbsup:
I imagine you were tossing and turning
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lol:
I was playing with, tit, tat and toe whistle:
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lol:
I was playing with, tit, tat and toe whistle:
I will not comment .............being a gentleman .......... whistle:
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lol:
I was playing with, tit, tat and toe whistle:
eeek:
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lol:
I was playing with, tit, tat and toe whistle:
I will not comment .............being a gentleman .......... whistle:
You are known for your restraints ;)
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lol:
I was playing with, tit, tat and toe whistle:
And very nice it was too...
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lol:
I was playing with, tit, tat and toe whistle:
And very nice it was too...
Which one were you......... whistle:
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I dreamed I had some of tonight's lottery numbers ... so, yes, I have purchased an ticket rubschin:
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I dreamed I had some of tonight's lottery numbers ... so, yes, I have purchased an ticket rubschin:
For Miss D ........... rubschin:
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Heavens no! ;D MissD is quite capable of throwing her own lucky numbers whistle:
That said, if I became an overnight millionaire Sunday Lunches could be convened in a few exotic locations rubschin:
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All the very best of luck then :thumbsup:
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Heavens no! ;D MissD is quite capable of throwing her own lucky numbers whistle:
That said, if I became an overnight millionaire Sunday Lunches could be convened in a few exotic locations rubschin:
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eeek:
Were I an overnight millionaire I'd imagine there'd be quite a few grasping for my largesse eyes:
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eeek:
Were I an overnight millionaire I'd imagine there'd be quite a few grasping for my largesse eyes:
Large arse eh...? rubschin:
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Yes, of course ::) Nick, can you pass BM the dictionary? ;)
largesse, largess [lɑːˈdʒɛs]
n
1. the generous bestowal of gifts, favours, or money
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Can he read?
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Can he read?
Out loud! Thumbs:
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Yes, of course ::) Nick, can you pass BM the dictionary? ;)
largesse, largess [lɑːˈdʒɛs]
n
1. the generous bestowal of gifts, favours, or money
pun
[puhn] Show IPA noun, verb, punned, pun·ning.
noun
1.
the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.
2.
the word or phrase used in this way
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Dreadful night noooo:
I was a murder suspect anf the police assigned a gigantic pig to follow me at all times. It had to sleep in a nest in my bedroom.
I kept trying to give it the slip as it was interfering withmy three part tiem jobs:
Chaplain to a football team
Tour guide in Richmond on Thames
Hitler's chauffeur eeek:
I am knackered
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I have not been sleeping well since being here, not that I have a real problem with that. At about 6am this morning apparently for the first time I woke Mr C by talking in my sleep, I was apparently having great difficulty booking flight tickets and something needed to be done about the raw sewage which was rapidly rising around us. noooo: So many of my nightmares rolled into one, although I was not woken by this, heaven only knows what would have happened had crumbling teeth (mine) come into this dream. scared2:
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I have not been sleeping well since being here, not that I have a real problem with that. At about 6am this morning apparently for the first time I woke Mr C by talking in my sleep, I was apparently having great difficulty booking flight tickets and something needed to be done about the raw sewage which was rapidly rising around us. noooo: So many of my nightmares rolled into one, although I was not woken by this, heaven only knows what would have happened had crumbling teeth (mine) come into this dream. scared2:
eeek: How coincidental. I have spent from1800hr's last night until a few minutes ago on a major pollution incident where 10's of 1000's of litres of raw sewage have entered our network and entered a river. An adjacent field is now a lake of sewage and the water company say they will leave it to dissipate into the ground noooo: Snoopy may well suggest it will make Pompey smell better ;)
What they need is a company local to me whose slogan is "Clearing poo with panache" ;D
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I dreamt I was a gayer eeek:
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I dreamt I was a gayer eeek:
You mean ..........that whiskey gives you a sore arse........ whistle:
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I dreamt I was a gayer eeek:
You mean ..........that whiskey gives you a sore arse........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I dreamt I was a gayer eeek:
See.....
Dreams can come true ......you just have to be-leave whistle:
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Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.
Woodstock says this shows that I am having a mental struggle with various matters (Financing the stoodent, trying to sell the house and buy another ~ both on a reduced income) and that, at heart, I know my worries are groundless and that I will, as ever, manage to achieve my aims.
I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday. confused:
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Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.
Woodstock says this shows that I am having a mental struggle with various matters (Financing the stoodent, trying to sell the house and buy another ~ both on a reduced income) and that, at heart, I know my worries are groundless and that I will, as ever, manage to achieve my aims.
I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday. confused:
What a croc.........
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Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.
I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday. confused:
An alligator, like a crocodile, in dreams is a symbol of primitive male sexuality, due to its large tail, rigid skin and aggressive behavior during mating season
So you wanted a bit, couldn't get any and went to the pub instead ;)
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Last night I found myself wrestling with an alligator. As we struggled on the muddy riverside the alligator stopped, rose up on its tail and asked, in cultured tones, "Why are we doing this old chap?".
I replied that I had no idea so we stopped fighting and went to the pub.
Woodstock says this shows that I am having a mental struggle with various matters (Financing the stoodent, trying to sell the house and buy another ~ both on a reduced income) and that, at heart, I know my worries are groundless and that I will, as ever, manage to achieve my aims.
I think it means I took too much Valium yesterday. confused:
What a croc.........
drumroll:
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Alien invasion scared2:
They forced everyone to become magazine editors rubschin:
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I had a very detailed dream noooo:
I gave birth to twin boys. Each one weighed 22Lbs eeek: shocked003
But I had to get home because I had a dining table and two chairs arriving in two weeks noooo:
Today's programme has been bought to you by the number 2 lol:
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A babby cloud9: A babby cloud9:
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I gave birth to twin boys. Each one weighed 22Lbs eeek: shocked003
eeek: eeek:
Had you been watching a program about Eurotunnel?
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That must have made her eyes water!
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Maybe what it is really telling me is that I need to lose 44 lbs rubschin:
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Maybe what it is really telling me is that I need to lose 44 lbs rubschin:
Lets hope so.
That is a lot better than it telling you that after dropping two 22 lb babies you could just walk home and get on with buying furniture.
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I had a dream that I didn't understand whilst I was dreaming it let alone when I woke up noooo:
Something about some equation to pile drive and fill with concrete 7 holes to stabilise an area but then deciding that was the wrong thing to do and turning them into sand pits ....knowing they would be death traps noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I had a visitor eyes:
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Crabs rubschin:
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I had a visitor eyes:
Bailiff ?
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That 7 of 9 bird from Star Trek
Snoopysick:
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That 7 of 9 bird from Star Trek
Snoopysick:
The one with all the metal bits?
Must be like snogging a pile of cutlery. noooo:
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Resistance was futile noooo:
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I had a dream that I was upstairs in some pub with lots of people I know attending a function of some sorts.
It was heaving in there. Suddenly a group of young beered up lads steamed though to go to the downstairs bar. One of them still had a nearly full pint of something which he inadvertently tipped as he went past and it went all over me evil:
Now, appreciating it was an accident, I was fairly calm until he, being an arse, instead of apologising started smirking and laughing and just carried on. I got so angry that the little liquid I had left in my glass ( it was some clear stuff , presumably water rubschin: ) I threw back at the little shit evil: But it splashed him over his poncey hair,
They left and things carried on as normal with me trying to clean up. Next thing you know some bloke comes up the stairs shouting the odds and asking who had thrown 'their pint' over his lad ::). Little shit couldn't identify beer from water obviously whistle:
So I stand up and say it was me scared2:
Over he strides and starts bellowing at me and I stand up and then say " do you want to fight " eeek: eeek: eeek:
scared2:
It was John Bishop eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
It says he ain't fighting a wumman , I accuse him of being a **** wimp noooo:
So he agrees eeek: eeek: eeek:
As we are standing there and I have taken off my jewelry ( the most organised and caring fight - didn't want to scar him for life kinda thing ...cos I was obviously going to win happy001) - I started telling him about his son . How rude, obnoxious, uncouth he was etc.
Initially he was still fuming and then started to agree with me . He sat down and started to tell me all about it but then I got became very aware that I was ignoring me mates who surprisingly when I had offered to fight to me death had not believed me lol:
So I made my excuses and left lol:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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happy100
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Don't you ever have simple dreams like
"Went of a blind date, it turned out to be Brad Pitt, couldn't walk in the morning, took a taxi home."
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Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me noooo:
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Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me noooo:
Nor me, but you get the general idea.
I could have said "Insert favourite film star" but you might have misconstrued my words.
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Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me noooo:
Nor me, but you get the general idea.
I could have said "Insert favourite film star" but you might have misconstrued my words.
lol: lol: lol:
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I don't think my dreams are that unusual rubschin:
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I don't think my dreams are that unusual rubschin:
There is your first problem. noooo:
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I don't think my dreams are that unusual rubschin:
There is your first problem. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Apparently 86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep rubschin:
I fall into the 86% group redface:
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Apparently 86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep rubschin:
I fall into the 86% group redface:
Popcorn:
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Bound to be about Pirate whistle:
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About things that will never happen it says lol:
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Poor lad's gonna need counselling ;)
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I think he already has enough excuses in his repertoire ;)
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I spent all last night looking for a phone..... I was late for work yesterday because I was looking for a phone... which was in the pocket of the dress I was wearing. ::)
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Zipparah Tafari - Where's My Keys? Where's My Phone? (Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8#ws) lol:
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Apparently 86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep rubschin:
I fall into the 86% group redface:
Me too, I hope eeek: eeek:
I dreamt I had a new, short haircut ... when I looked in the mirror she (the hairdresser) had dyed it green, purple and orange shocked003
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Zipparah Tafari - Where's My Keys? Where's My Phone? (Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8#ws) lol:
I was gonna post that but didn't as it would mean admitting I was a closet BGT viewer like noooo:
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Zipparah Tafari - Where's My Keys? Where's My Phone? (Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8#ws) lol:
I was gonna post that but didn't as it would mean admitting I was a closet BGT viewer like noooo:
The psychiatrist's chair is vacant JOM; make yourself comfortable Popcorn:
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Sod that, the last one said I was paranoid, but I think he had it in for me
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drumroll: lol:
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Dreadful night noooo:
School reunion in a mahoosive hotel. I was in charge of the brothel. Identical quadruplets. Live musical entertainment wioth dancing dwarves. Ended up missing a plane. Woke up sweating.
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Dreadful night noooo:
School reunion in a mahoosive hotel. I was in charge of the brothel. Identical quadruplets. Live musical entertainment wioth dancing dwarves. Ended up missing a plane. Woke up sweating.
Did you dream anything?
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I was waiting in a cab office which was teency tiny . There were no other choices I had to get a cab from here. I noticed a cockroach scuttling across the floor and stamped on it. Then I saw more of them. No one else was bothered by this but I found it disgusting and decided to wait outside.
But outside everything was going backwards whacky115
Cars only drove in reverse, people were all face forwards but walking backwards, the wind blew in one direction and the tress and grass etc bent in the other and the sun was out but it was pitch black noooo:
I was confuslimicated noooo:
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You entered a time warp. whistle:
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Sounds more like a reality warp if you ask me (which you didn't). noooo:
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I think I've entered a new level noooo:
I regularly have difficulty getting off to sleep and wake up too early; at the weekend I actually dreamed about it eeek: whacky115
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I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night noooo:
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I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night noooo:
I'm gonna drive a tank! eeek:
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I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night noooo:
I'm gonna drive a tank! eeek:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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I had some shocker about dogs in tank tops last night noooo:
I'm gonna drive a tank! eeek:
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::)
No, it is one of these.... redface:
http://www.dna-paintball.com/uncategorised/dna-mini-tanks (http://www.dna-paintball.com/uncategorised/dna-mini-tanks)
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Toot toot happy001 happy001
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Toot toot happy001 happy001
evil:
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45's - Beep Beep - The Playmates (Roulette) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSk4zwjg5A#)
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I forgot the beep beep option doh:
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45's - Beep Beep - The Playmates (Roulette) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSk4zwjg5A#)
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::)
We had it on a 78! lol:
The PLAYMATES - 'Beep Beep' - 1958 78rpm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1mxG68AKh8#)
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Dreamt during my nap that I had a pet cow rubschin:
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I'll see your pet cow and raise you footballing mice scared2:
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eeek:
Indoor or outdoor?
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It was an indoor feature in a Turkish restaurant eeek:
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I had one of those eyes: dreams last night
Then I got arrested sad24:
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It was an indoor feature in a Turkish restaurant eeek:
As opposed to an appetiser in a Korean one whistle:
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I had some horrible . horrible . horrible dreams last night noooo:
One was really scary and I woke up petrified scared2: - the other was appalling noooo: - I went on a killing spree noooo:
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happy100 I'm nearly all hugged-out already
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happy100 I'm nearly all hugged-out already
here... happy100
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6 Panda hens.....flying flapping hens with a Pandas face.... trying to get in me car on the dock road in L'pool, and then receiving a mobby phone call asking me to contribute towards the save the Panda hen fund.
Yea, me too. Utterly and totally 100% bamboozled. confused: Shrugs:
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noooo:
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noooo:
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noooo: noooo:
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6 Panda hens.....flying flapping hens with a Pandas face.... trying to get in me car on the dock road in L'pool, and then receiving a mobby phone call asking me to contribute towards the save the Panda hen fund.
Yea, me too. Utterly and totally 100% bamboozled. confused: Shrugs:
Sounds like Pandhenmonium noooo:
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6 Panda hens.....flying flapping hens with a Pandas face.... trying to get in me car on the dock road in L'pool, and then receiving a mobby phone call asking me to contribute towards the save the Panda hen fund.
Yea, me too. Utterly and totally 100% bamboozled. confused: Shrugs:
Sounds like Pandhenmonium noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I dreamt last night that I visited BM and LL in Cyprus along with Mr C and Marley's. The pool was very nice there was not a goat in sight LL insisted on grooming/trimming the dog and throwing the clippings into the pool. I will have myself committed later today. whacky115
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What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives ? rubschin:
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I dreamt the other day that I was at the first Antiques Roadshow from outer space
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Were you an Emperor Ming vase ? lol:
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What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives ? rubschin:
But my dream was not blurred and Mr Marley's was extraordinarily good looking. Should he be Mr Marley or Mr Marley's?
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Were you an Emperor Ming vase ? lol:
drumroll:
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Jim and I spent all night rehearsing a double act to entertain the Queen during her visit to a railway station in Northern Ireland rubschin:
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Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves noooo:
I had to bop their noses
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Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves noooo:
I had to bop their noses
Is this the Miss D thread......... rubschin:
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Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves noooo:
I had to bop their noses
Is this the Miss D thread......... rubschin:
It must be, I have just dreamt that I went to Cyprus with Miss D to stay with BM and LL for the weekend. Everything was lovely. cloud9:
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Just recalled I spent last night fighting with naked dwarves noooo:
I had to bop their noses
Is this the Miss D thread......... rubschin:
It must be, I have just dreamt that I went to Cyprus with Miss D to stay with BM and LL for the weekend. Everything was lovely. cloud9:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. Shrugs:
I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. I then took all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners. The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some dice into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.
Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.
I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.
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Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. Shrugs:
I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. then take all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners. The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some diec into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.
Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.
I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.
eeek:
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Having just decided to watch a video in my neighbours bed, as you do and managed to bleed all over their quilt and quilt cover when they came home they were a bit miffed. Shrugs:
I was very apologetic but whilst stripping the bed found some pale blue bondage kit which I shoved under the bed. I then took all the bedding home to take to the dry cleaners. The lady of the house then turms up and thrusts some dice into my hands saying that as I had ruined her love life by finding the bondage stuff I should have them.
Next thing I know I am swimming in a canal in the dark and it's not very nice.
I am now going to go downstairs and make so tea. At least that will be real.
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Veeeery interesting.
So why do you think the bondage kit appeared to you as being blue and why would the colour remain so vivid in your mind?
rubschin:
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. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?
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Enforced climbing of very tall buildings and sickening vertigo all night scared2:
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. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?
"Alimentary my dear Watson"
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. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?
"Alimentary my dear Watson"
drumroll:
I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down!
OK? :thumbsup:
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. . . . and what's the bleeding significance of the canal in the dark?
"Alimentary my dear Watson"
drumroll:
I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down!
OK? :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
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Rather wishing I had dreams to report. Banghead Banghead
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Rather wishing I had dreams to report. Banghead Banghead
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I had a dream that a work colleague was eaten by a lion in a skateboard park.....but no trace of body or lion could be found rubschin:
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The lion and Albert - Stanley Holloway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Putw3by4-e8#)
cloud9: cloud9:
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I had a dream that a work colleague was eaten by a lion in a skateboard park.....but no trace of body or lion could be found rubschin:
The witch hid it in the wardrobe.... ::)
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Just remembered that a horse fell in love with me and followed me everywhere licking me. whacky115
I hope it was a gerl horse rubschin:
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rubschin: Could be a premonition ..... suggest you invest your all on any horse that looks like the licking one.
This may be the answer to your prayers.
What could possibly go wrong? razz:
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rubschin: Could be a premonition ..... suggest you invest your all on any horse that looks like the licking one.
This may be the answer to your prayers.
What could possibly go wrong? razz:
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Just remembered that a horse fell in love with me and followed me everywhere licking me. whacky115
I hope it was a gerl horse rubschin:
Sounds like pony to me whistle:
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I am ackchooly frightened of horses, and they don't like me either scared2: I was attacked by one once eeek:
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I am ackchooly frightened of horses, and they don't like me either scared2: I was attacked by one once eeek:
Well, they are very intelligent creatures.
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evil:
What can they do with their hands?
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Quite a lot probably. Some of them have around 16 of them.
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Quite a lot probably. Some of them have around 16 of them.
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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angry041:
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Quite a lot probably. Some of them have around 16 of them.
lol: lol: lol:
:thumbsup:
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I am off to ber. Last night, among the sexy horse. Mrs Ncik #1 was there sad24:
I hope to see her again confused:
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I am off to ber. Last night, among the sexy horse. Mrs Ncik #1 was there sad24:
I hope to see her again confused:
Do I detect a hint of an alcoholic induced depression rubschin:
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No. just bad typing redface:
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No. just bad typing redface:
I expect a Big Boy mad you do it! point:
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Mad?
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It's catching!
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It's catching!
scared2:
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It's catching!
Or even kerching
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It's catching!
Or even kerching
That's a first ~ the sound of the pub's cash register working.
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It's catching!
Or even kerching
That's a first ~ the sound of the pub's cash register working.
Oi! cussing:
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I spent some of last night going up and down in a lift with it's doors permanently open with a laydeeee wearing very expensive clothes. Her not me.
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Dreamt that The Boy and one of his mates had drowned. Spent the night dredging a canal. All too vivid and feel awful now.
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Dreamt that The Boy and one of his mates had drowned. Spent the night dredging a canal. All too vivid and feel awful now.
happy100 happy100
I've had dreams like that, not about the boy obviously but they are ghastly. I hope that you can shake it off. When I was heavily pregnant I dreamt that that I was shot in the stomach the bullet hit the baby and killed it I then had to give birth to him.
He is now nearly thirty and I can still remember the dream vividly if prompted.
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Off to bed, but scared of that dream again noooo: noooo: Not good
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It's catching!
Or even kerching
That's a first ~ the sound of the pub's cash register working.
Dammit Unc, we weren't telling BM that it was gubbed. whistle:
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Woke up with a start having dreamt that during a visit to the lav, after the deed there was no toilet paper left and then on getting outside my card front tyre had been badly slashed, noooo:
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Charmin'
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Woke up with a start having dreamt that during a visit to the lav, after the deed there was no toilet paper left and then on getting outside my card front tyre had been badly slashed, noooo:
Does this mean you have had enough of APC's shit ? whistle:
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Woke up with a start having dreamt that during a visit to the lav, after the deed there was no toilet paper left and then on getting outside my car front tyre had been badly slashed, noooo:
This means you have a supressed urge to slash on tyres rather than in the lav.
Probably caught it from Snoopy.
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I had to defrost an Afghan hound rubschin:
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I had to defrost an Afghan hound rubschin:
Should have bought a turkey instead. ::)
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Dreamt that the human race was going to be wiped out in 24 hours and that we had all agreed we should leave the planet "tidy". I was in charge of dishwashing, Mrs Nick was in charge of ironing. shrugs:
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I dreamt that I had cooked some big creme caramel type pie rubschin:
However , there was someone trapped inside the pie and through the deep sugar crust I could see an animated face still alive rubschin:
I was in a dilemma as to whether I cracked the top layer and cut the pie to possibly allow the person to escape or whether this would actually kill them rubschin:
I think I ate too much sugar yesterday lol:
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Positively cinematic and exhausting the last week or so noooo:
I have:
Organised vast conferences
Looked after a herd of cows all wearing pink wellies
Managed huge parties with just a few sausage rolls
Outed Mick Jagger as a gayer
Travelled at the speed of light
Still, I spent last night shagging Sian Williams :thumbsup:
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In your dreams mate. Oh doh: redface: ;)
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She wears white cotton pants :thumbsup: Momentarily redface:
Pity about her husband noooo:
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She wears white cotton pants :thumbsup: Momentarily redface:
Pity about her husband noooo:
eeek: eeek: noooo:
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Had a very sad dream last night. cry:
Dreamt I met one of my early and favourist gerlfreinds out of werk, and she was up the duff...not from me....and carrying a suitcase.
I told her she couldn't do that in her state, and carried it to a hairyplane for her. confused:
She boarded and vanished without so much as a wave or a peck. cry:
Stood back and watched her fly off to Canada, never to be seen again. sad32:
I woke up suddenly on the verge of tears. Horrible it was. sad32:
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I wont be sleeping at all tonight after your scary story. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared003.gif&hash=72262d045ca139a91e72b91651b3893e0c22e671) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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I wont be sleeping at all tonight after your scary story. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared003.gif&hash=72262d045ca139a91e72b91651b3893e0c22e671) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Sozzy. redface:
Thinking of asking can I go 'round to witness the bouncing up and down door handles. eeek:
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I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ? eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: A chocolate one? rubschin:
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I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...
I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.
The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..
Shrugs:
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I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...
I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.
The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..
Shrugs:
Did you put the empty bucket on your head?
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eeek: eeek: eeek: A chocolate one? rubschin:
lol:
No
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I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...
I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.
The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..
Shrugs:
Did you put the empty bucket on your head?
noooo:
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I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ? eeek:
rubschin: A dream about birth, a man and a guide dog. Now let me see. . . .
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I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ? eeek:
rubschin: A dream about birth, a man and a guide dog. Now let me see. . . .
;D ;D
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I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...
I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.
The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..
Shrugs:
Are worried that you have mayo in your engine? rubschin:
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I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...
I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.
The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..
Shrugs:
Are worried that you have mayo in your engine? rubschin:
Oh please no! scared2:
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Last night I invented a new form of stage entertainment which combined opera and boxing whacky115
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Punchinni redface:
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Punchinni redface:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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Punchinni redface:
drumroll: drumroll:
Like Madame butterfly, sting like a bee.
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Punchinni redface:
drumroll: drumroll:
Like Madame butterfly, sting like a bee.
drumroll:
Oh Mr. Darwin sir! worthy:
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Miss T is asleep ....she told me to ....say hello to the gnomes because they are cooking for us......... noooo:
is it too early to drink ..... rubschin:
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No.
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No.
:thumbsup: thank you ....... cloud9:
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I've been having very vivid dreams for the past week lake... people and places from my past... and merder! eeek:
That new Lidl collapso I got last week prolly... . rubschin:
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Dreams or premonitions ? scared2:
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I've been having very vivid dreams for the past week lake... people and places from my past... and merder! eeek:
That new Lidl collapso I got last week prolly... . rubschin:
People n past too..........strange not a big dreamer type..... rubschin:
the callapso conspiracy....... eeek:
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Dreams or premonitions ? scared2:
It was an ex-girlfriend that got deaded - but I haven't seen her for over thirty years so I think she is safe... Thumbs:
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Miss T is asleep ....she told me to ....say hello to the gnomes because they are cooking for us......... noooo:
is it too early to drink ..... rubschin:
In fairness, I have just woke up and asked if I was talking about the dwarves cooking. Apey said "no dear, you said they were gnomes." I have Gordon Ramsey on tv so the subliminal cooking reference makes sense, but unless I am now dreaming of TMR, God knows where the gnomes come in. rubschin:
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I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.
It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...
All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...
Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death! Banghead
Work that lot out... Shrugs:
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I spent the night driving a tram rubschin:
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I spent the night driving a tram rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F8vhpf9jg1%2FTram_Crash_Heidelberg.jpg&hash=00175ce0c23a56c15e2f184aa700343d3dd725f9) (http://postimage.org/image/8vhpf9jg1/)
noooo:
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happy001
I was expecting the Coronation Street one lol:
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happy001
I was expecting the Coronation Street one lol:
Did you hear the predictable response klaxon? ::)
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I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.
It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...
All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...
Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death! Banghead
Work that lot out... Shrugs:
rubschin: You have lost the plot.
Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976
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I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.
It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...
All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...
Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death! Banghead
Work that lot out... Shrugs:
rubschin: You have lost the plot.
Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976
How old was he...? rubschin:
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I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.
It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...
All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...
Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death! Banghead
Work that lot out... Shrugs:
rubschin: You have lost the plot.
Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976
How old was he...? rubschin:
62 years and 11 months ........ He died 12 days before his 63 birthday ...... So too young by any measure.
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I was running a five-star restaurant called 'Fast Food'.
It was next to a beautiful lake and you could (optionally) eat your meal while being whizzed around the lake on a powerful speed boat - to see the views like...
All the meat in the restaurant was carefully separated into Halal and Non-Halal and all the customers were encouraged to visit the kitchen and choose their particular favourite...
Then I remembered that Sid James had died and rushed off to check the exact date on the computer for CDB - no matter how hard I tried and what I typed into Google I couldn't find details of his death! Banghead
Work that lot out... Shrugs:
rubschin: You have lost the plot.
Oh and Sid James died 26th April 1976
How old was he...? rubschin:
62 years and 11 months ........ He died 12 days before his 63 birthday ...... So too young by any measure.
Shame...
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Shocking, horrid, awful noooo: noooo: Woken up by partygoers leaving the building ::)
Got up, made a cuppa and remembered the sleepless nights threads on here ... logged on and ... site moving Banghead Banghead
I'm all out of kilter confused:
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Shocking, horrid, awful noooo: noooo: Woken up by partygoers leaving the building ::)
Got up, made a cuppa and remembered the sleepless nights threads on here ... logged on and ... site moving Banghead Banghead
I'm all out of kilter confused:
happy100
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I had a nightmare that there was no pub and I wasn't allowed to drink at home! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Oh, wait.
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lol: lol: lol:
I had a nightmare that there was no pub and I was called inadequate looking as a fireman and a gayer
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lol: lol: lol:
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Shocking, horrid, awful noooo: noooo: Woken up by partygoers leaving the building ::)
Got up, made a cuppa and remembered the sleepless nights threads on here ... logged on and ... site moving Banghead Banghead
I'm all out of kilter confused:
I have some kilter somewhere :thumbsup:. Hang on......
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Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals.... whacky115
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Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals.... whacky115
Bet that last job was a piece of piss . . . .
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Last night I was a millionaire submarine captain who also worked fixing complex plastic urinals.... whacky115
Bet that last job was a piece of piss . . . .
lol: lol:
Not much sleep was had last night but just before 5 this morning I was dreaming of chickens. cloud9:
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I was dreaming about work and having an argument with the guy I made redundant over 20 years ago
scared2:
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Oh dear is he still alive or was it a visitation from the other side. scared2:
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Dunno but that's just made it more spooky
Update: just googled him. Good news (maybe) he's still alive, bad news he still lives near me
scared2:
Why do I nightmare about work now I've given it up?
Back to BM's Yellow Submarine . . . . .
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Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
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Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
"Fight"?
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Being the bodyguard for the Spice Girls was OK, but I didn't expect to have to fight Peter Mandelson.
"Fight"?
lol: lol: lol:
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I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.
It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer noooo:
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I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.
It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer noooo:
whacky115
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I was the cook on an ordinary double decker bus. Nightmare job. People would get on, buy a ticket and order some food. I had to prepare and serve it before we arrived at their stop.
It was so horridly realistic that I now discover that at some point in the night I gotup and took a chicken out of the freezer noooo:
Men in white coats required me thinks..... whistle:
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I have awoken most unsettled and nearly tearful following a dream where Mr C and I were in America having met up with friends and wondered round some shops we went to the airport. At the airport he and I split up to go to the lav. It was there that the problems started. The ladies lavs had two attendants and the lavs themselves were large porcelain structures which were almost like Sinclair bikes only with no covers. Each lady was directed to a lav. I got to mine and got into it then noticed that all the other women were in skirts whilst I was wearing trousers. It all started going down hill from there.
It involved being hustled out of the room an intimate examination being dressed in paper clothes and finally Mr C being brought into the examination room and seeing me in a very unattractive position. sick2:
I woke up then, thank heavens, almost in a blind panic. Not a good start to my day although I know that there will be folk having a lot worse.
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I have awoken most unsettled and nearly tearful following a dream where Mr C and I were in America having met up with friends and wondered round some shops we went to the airport. At the airport he and I split up to go to the lav. It was there that the problems started. The ladies lavs had two attendants and the lavs themselves were large porcelain structures which were almost like Sinclair bikes only with no covers. Each lady was directed to a lav. I got to mine and got into it then noticed that all the other women were in skirts whilst I was wearing trousers. It all started going down hill from there.
It involved being hustled out of the room an intimate examination being dressed in paper clothes and finally Mr C being brought into the examination room and seeing me in a very unattractive position. sick2:
I woke up then, thank heavens, almost in a blind panic. Not a good start to my day although I know that there will be folk having a lot worse.
Cheese at bedtime... noooo:
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Wasps! Millions of them. Flying in ever changing formations like the Red Arrows eeek:
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Wasps! Millions of them. Flying in ever changing formations like the Red Arrows eeek:
Ginger Bafoon! point:
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I had a dream last week it was really vivid ... I don't normally remember them but this did...
I was with my ex-husband in our old house and his mother came in (she hated me) anyhoo she told us his grandmother had died and she had left us £250,000. We never had two halfpennies to rub together so we were over the moon...
Now one of the gerls at werk her mother in law is one of those wimmins who knows about dreams.. She told this wummin about my dream and that ex and bitch of a mother were both dead..
She told me today it means I am going to get a life changing sum of money.... Thumbs: She said when some one who is dead brings you money it will be life changing... prolly bollox rubschin:
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£10 on the Lotto like :thumbsup:
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£10 on the Lotto like :thumbsup:
Never won a thing .... unlucky sad24:
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I had a dream last week it was really vivid ... I don't normally remember them but this did...
I was with my ex-husband in our old house and his mother came in (she hated me) anyhoo she told us his grandmother had died and she had left us £250,000. We never had two halfpennies to rub together so we were over the moon...
Now one of the gerls at werk her mother in law is one of those wimmins who knows about dreams.. She told this wummin about my dream and that ex and bitch of a mother were both dead..
She told me today it means I am going to get a life changing sum of money.... Thumbs: She said when some one who is dead brings you money it will be life changing... prolly bollox rubschin:
Lend me a fiver. :thumbsup:
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I had a dream last week it was really vivid ... I don't normally remember them but this did...
I was with my ex-husband in our old house and his mother came in (she hated me) anyhoo she told us his grandmother had died and she had left us £250,000. We never had two halfpennies to rub together so we were over the moon...
Now one of the gerls at werk her mother in law is one of those wimmins who knows about dreams.. She told this wummin about my dream and that ex and bitch of a mother were both dead..
She told me today it means I am going to get a life changing sum of money.... Thumbs: She said when some one who is dead brings you money it will be life changing... prolly bollox rubschin:
Lend me a fiver. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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Had to play tennis with Harriet Harman eeek:
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Had to play tennis with Harriet Harman eeek:
You worry me most men would dream of some attractive sexy wumman YOU dream of Harriet Harman !!!
It is worse than even I thought.... scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Had to play tennis with Harriet Harman eeek:
You worry me most men would dream of some attractive sexy wumman YOU dream of Harriet Harman !!!
It is worse than even I thought.... scared2: scared2: scared2:
Sorry to tell you Boogs, but it is many times worse even than that. noooo:
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Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it rubschin:
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Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it rubschin:
Take away....... rubschin:
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Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it rubschin:
Mr Muscle ? rubschin:
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Shrugs:
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Opened my oven. Found a tiny Chinese bloke hiding inside it rubschin:
Eating the mutant maggot infested casserole?
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Perhaps the casserole has mutated into a little chinaman...... scared2: scared2: scared2:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Very posh lady was insistent that myself and a group of other people came to see some swans on her farm. We stood around a large pond as she had directed us to to and. within seconds a huge flock of swans walked into the field and entered the pond there were so many they practically covered the entire surface of the pond. Then gradually they all began to form a line and began swimming around the edge of the pond in single file. It was all very majestic.
Then posh totty started frantically pulling short lengths of string out of her pockets.
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Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.
Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
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Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.
Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
We have a goodnight thread... ::)
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Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.
Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
Cause you are so stressed... eeek:
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Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.
Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
Cause you are so stressed... eeek:
He doesn't know the meaning of the werd. Stressed, my exceedinly fat and wobbly arse. ::)
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Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.
Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
Cause you are so stressed... eeek:
He doesn't know the meaning of the werd. Stressed, my exceedinly fat and wobbly arse. ::)
Are you two married .. 2gayers:
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Last night was horrid. Can't recall why.
Anyhoo, bedtime. Bad day
Cause you are so stressed... eeek:
He doesn't know the meaning of the werd. Stressed, my exceedinly fat and wobbly arse. ::)
Are you two married .. 2gayers:
lol: lol: lol:
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Spent the night trainspotting in the dark rubschin:
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Spent the night trainspotting in the dark rubschin:
I caught a tube train right into a restaurant.... rubschin:
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Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy002
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Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....
So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001
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happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 NickSick
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::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope. noooo:
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Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope. noooo:
Grumpydrawers ^
Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....
So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001
happy001
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::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope. noooo:
Grumpydrawers ^
Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....
So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001
happy001
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here all week like.... greet1:
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:thumbsup:
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::)
Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope. noooo:
Grumpydrawers ^
Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....
So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001
happy001
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here all week like.... greet1:
Don't be so sure . . . . . evil:
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Not another bloody Chuckle Brothers day I hope. noooo:
Grumpydrawers ^
Did they sell cakes? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The first thing the waiter did was pour Pernod for everybody....
So, I suppose you could say it was a Pastisery! happy001
happy001
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here all week like.... greet1:
Don't be so sure . . . . . evil:
evil:
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Spent last night in space on a mission to gift wrap planet Mercury whacky115
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A prezzie for me perhaps?
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If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
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If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus
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If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus
Different Mercury I think......... whistle:
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If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus
Different Mercury I think......... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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If you like hot planets in your bedroom as a surprise, yes
better than Uranus
Different Mercury I think......... whistle:
:thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
the sexy one or the old one?
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
the sexy one or the old one?
Deffo the sexy one... cloud9: ;D ;D ;D
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Paphos. Moi angel1
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Paphos. Moi angel1
happy001
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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point:
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Paphos. Moi angel1
Prick. She did not say anything about the deckchair attendant. noooo:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
happy100 Don't know what you look like do I.... noooo:
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Paphos. Moi angel1
Prick. She did not say anything about the deckchair attendant. noooo:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Paphos. Moi angel1
Prick. She did not say anything about the deckchair attendant. noooo:
drumroll:
happy002
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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eeek:
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eeek:
Don't try the innocent look with me it won't werk.... noooo:
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eeek:
Don't try the innocent look with me it won't werk.... noooo:
angel1
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eeek:
Don't try the innocent look with me it won't werk.... noooo:
angel1
Noes noooo: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:
rubschin: ............................................................. cloud9:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that.... redface:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that.... redface:
drumroll:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:
rubschin: ............................................................. cloud9:
I see you as a tall sophisticated gentleman ..... ;)
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that.... redface:
I read that as "when I've been with wimmin"....... whistle:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that.... redface:
I read that as "when I've been with wimmin"....... whistle:
Swimming is the new name for it obviously....... ::)
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/)
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
Sometimes when I have been swimming it goes like that.... redface:
I read that as "when I've been with wimmin"....... whistle:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
Ok you win ... It was you then......but don't tell anyone ..... two timer I will be having werds with Misty and Apey he will sort you out...you heart breaker.. sad24: sad24: Nick would not have done that to me or Apey..... And Miss C will sort you too.. Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Any takers for the role of wrinkly old man?
No not how I see you DS at all.... noooo:
rubschin: ............................................................. cloud9:
I see you as a tall sophisticated gentleman ..... ;)
Shocked:
You are a fine judge of character. ;)
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
'twasn't! I'm too busy to go the beach. Spank2:
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Today when I was in bed poorly I dreamt that I was on a secluded beach white sand etc. with this handsome sexy guy cloud9: we fell asleep ...When I woke he was gone... there was an old man there who said he has gone with the other woman.... sad24:
BTW I know who the guy was before speculation starts.... whistle:
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Party001:
A laydee never tells ...... cloud9:
You can tho.... whistle:
Only to the person who can tell me who the other woman was..... rubschin:
Misty... ::)
'twasn't! I'm too busy to go the beach. Spank2:
I know that but let him have his fantasy's who are we to deny him.... ;)
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
pathead:
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Foggy will love it :thumbsup:
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Foggy will love it :thumbsup:
She will :thumbsup:
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Foggy will love it :thumbsup:
She loves it all-right.... eyes:
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Foggy will love it :thumbsup:
She loves it all-right.... eyes:
You are a brave man indeed scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Foggy will love it :thumbsup:
She loves it all-right.... eyes:
You are a brave man indeed scared2: scared2: scared2:
Wha? Shrugs:
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Delusional noooo:
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/15/penis-wins-top-design-award/)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
and happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 from me too
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Delusional noooo:
Int't he just.... :thumbsup:
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sad24:
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sad24:
You know I'm only teasing.... happy100
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She's not noooo: noooo:
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She's not noooo: noooo:
I am he was crying....bless
Don't like salty teardrops in my drink spoils the taste....
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shutup:
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shutup:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Shrugs:
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I have been running a B and B all night. If I catch the two kids that took the sunshade/umbrella thing from outside and floated it in the pond I will throttle them. The penguin will never been the same. noooo:
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I had three pet crows which I tried to keep in my car
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You would have been better off with chickens.
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I have been running a B and B all night. If I catch the two kids that took the sunshade/umbrella thing from outside and floated it in the pond I will throttle them. The penguin will never been the same. noooo:
Poor Pingu has his trauma subsided yet ... noooo: The kids of today have no respect this could have lasting effects from which he never recovers. eeek:
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I have been running a B and B all night. If I catch the two kids that took the sunshade/umbrella thing from outside and floated it in the pond I will throttle them. The penguin will never been the same. noooo:
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The Pingwings. cloud9:
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I was in charge of the Duke of Westminster's herd of pet elephants
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I was in charge of the Duke of Westminster's herd of pet elephants
"In charge"?
You mean you had the big shovel.
Dreamland imitates life.
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I was in charge of the Duke of Westminster's herd of pet elephants
It is worryinginteresting all these animal dreams you are having birds, penguins now elephants... rubschin:
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Miss C has the penguins evil:
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Miss C has the penguins evil:
Sorry there just seems to be a lot of animals around.... Shrugs:
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Miss C has the penguins evil:
You said it was crabs previously.
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I see senility is setting in.
Not in my case. Invited to travel to see the lesbians tomorrow I said I was too busy angel1
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Spent the night in a bomb crater with lots of books, a BBQ and an artificial baby
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noooo:
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Spent the night in a bomb crater with lots of books, a BBQ and an artificial baby
I thought this thread was about dreams . . . . . rubschin:
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Was awake all night. Knackered. evil:
Now I realise that i only dreamt I was awake all night rubschin:. Still knackered though. noooo:
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Was awake all night. Knackered. evil:
Now I realise that i only dreamt I was awake all night rubschin:. Still knackered though. noooo:
pathead:
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Winston Churchill came to visit, bringing with him a radiogram and a string quartet. I couldn't stay to listen as I had to groom his camel.
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Winston Churchill came to visit, bringing with him a radiogram and a string quartet. I couldn't stay to listen as I had to groom his camel.
eeek:
I dreamt I was werking for the local postmaster and I was in bed when I woke he was there fully clothed I might add.. just looking ....
weird never ever spoken to him he just looks at you when you go in creepy like oh noes noooo:
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He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like redface: redface:
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He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like redface: redface:
happy001
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He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like redface: redface:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
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He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like redface: redface:
happy001 you may well look sheepish... point:
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He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like redface: redface:
noooo:
redface:
lol:
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He prolly emptied his sack and made an early delivery while you were sleeping like redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon redface:
I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick scared2:
BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too noooo: It was really freaky scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon redface:
I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick scared2:
BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too noooo: It was really freaky scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
We did have an earthquake today,,...... eeek: eeek:
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I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon redface:
I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick scared2:
BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too noooo: It was really freaky scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
We did have an earthquake today,,...... eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I spent a luvly night with Mrs Nick #1 cloud9:
Dunno why everyone was riding 5 seater bicycles though rubschin:
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I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon redface:
I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick scared2:
BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too noooo: It was really freaky scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
We did have an earthquake today,,...... eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Only a 3.3 just off the coast........
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I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon redface:
I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick scared2:
BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too noooo: It was really freaky scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
You been there before then?
It is always like that.
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I fell asleep sitting here this afternoon redface:
I had the weirdest dream.... I as at BM Towers with LL, BM and Nick scared2:
BM Towers was on the side of a cliff and all sorts of things were happening things were shaking and falling down there was a baby there too noooo: It was really freaky scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
You been there before then?
It is always like that.
No idea where that came from .... noooo:
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Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School eyes:
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Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School eyes:
Popcorn:
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It's all a bit of a blur
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It's all a bit of a blur
::)
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Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School eyes:
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Spent the night werking at a Gerls' Boarding School eyes:
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happy001
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Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard evil:
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Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard evil:
What was he singing...? rubschin:
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I was trying not to listen evil:
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Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard evil:
What was he singing...? rubschin:
More like what was he doing in Nick's bedroom. rubschin:
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Cliff Richard sang to me all night, the bastard evil:
What was he singing...? rubschin:
More like what was he doing in Nick's bedroom. rubschin:
I think we know eh...? eyes:
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We were in his attic ::)
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We were in his attic ::)
Oh... you went to his place then...? Popcorn:
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Well last night was horrid evil: I was chairing a conference but all the delegates kept doing circus acts and the clowns got hold of my car sad24:
Then they filled it with angry dogs, so I had to drive it with a remote control evil:
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Flying an airliner is fun :thumbsup:
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What did the passengers think rubschin:
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sick2:
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What did the passengers think rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Last night was horrid noooo: Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating noooo: noooo:
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Last night was horrid noooo: Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating noooo: noooo:
eeek:
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Last night was horrid noooo: Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating noooo: noooo:
scared2:
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Last night was horrid noooo: Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating noooo: noooo:
happy100
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I blame my glands evil:
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I blame my glans evil:
Cheese before bedtime more likely
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Still have some of the Frog Fromage :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Last night was horrid noooo: Had to relive the deaths of my parents then went back to a job I left 20 years ago. They said, "Where have you been, you have work to catch up on." Woke up shouting and sweating noooo: noooo:
happy100 kisss: rubschin:
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Went to an endless funeral, though fortunately the dead guy's house was located in a graveyard :thumbsup:
Then the roof fell in noooo:
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You need one of these before bed ....
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You need one of these before bed ....
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Strangulation? eeek:
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You need one of these before bed ....
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Strangulation? eeek:
No relaxation..... evil: He needs de-stressing
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Tipsy will be coming soon, so to speak angel1 angel1
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You carry on dreaming Thumbs:
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Tipsy will be coming soon, so to speak angel1 angel1
Shocked:
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Tipsy will be coming soon, so to speak angel1 angel1
::)
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Another exhausting night noooo: First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.
Woke up
Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:
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Another exhausting night noooo: First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.
Woke up
Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:
whacky115
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I am starting to find this weirdness a bit worrying myself eeek:
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Another exhausting night noooo: First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.
Woke up
Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I am starting to find this weirdness a bit worrying myself eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
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Another exhausting night noooo: First there was the Concorde crash, though the pilot should never have driven it down that mountain road.
Woke up
Finally got back to sleep to discover that Lana, Mrs Nick's pet cow, wanted a three piece suite to sit on rubschin:
whacky115
noooo: nowt wrong with dreams like that
BTW is Mrs Nick Lana's pet cow?
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I am starting to find this weirdness a bit worrying myself eeek:
Could you remind us what colour hair you have? rubschin:
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One more night of this rubbish and it'll be white scared2:
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One more night of this rubbish and it'll be white scared2:
What was it before? rubschin:
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Went back to skool and got all behind with my homework scared2:
German A level was the worst, especially as I don't know German scared2: scared2:
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Went back to skool and got all behind with my homework scared2:
German A level was the worst, especially as I don't know German scared2: scared2:
I hate those skool/homework nightmares.... noooo:
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Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:
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Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
happy001
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How cruel BM noooo:
BANG! BANG!
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sad32:
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That is you conscience telling you that you are very naughty ..... ::) bang bang eeek:
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Boogs used a silencer :thumbsup:
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Boogs used a silencer :thumbsup:
That is cause I is a quiet shy reserved person..... redface:
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Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:
Well there will be no banging here. ::)
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Boogs used a silencer :thumbsup:
kewl! Thumbs:
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Boogs used a silencer :thumbsup:
That is cause I is a quiet shy reserved person..... redface:
More likely 'cos you's a porridge wog . . . .
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Boogs used a silencer :thumbsup:
That is cause I is a quiet shy reserved person..... redface:
More likely 'cos you's a porridge wog . . . .
angel1
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Click, click, click, click.
Bugger, I always find problems expressing myself.
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Click, click, click, click.
Bugger, I always find problems expressing myself.
Come the revolution you'll be fine Mr. D - practice throwing those turnips whistle:
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Click, click, click, click.
Bugger, I always find problems expressing myself.
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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http://pbfcomics.com/44/ (http://pbfcomics.com/44/)
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http://pbfcomics.com/44/ (http://pbfcomics.com/44/)
lol: lol: lol:
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http://pbfcomics.com/44/ (http://pbfcomics.com/44/)
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2460192/What-dreams-reveal-health.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2460192/What-dreams-reveal-health.html)
rubschin:
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Another horrid night. Everyone I met shot me. 4 times if they didn't like me, but only twice if they were friends sad24:
Even Jim got in on the act....
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whistle:
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
And the waitress asked if she could come to my house for Christmas as the manager was turning the heating off - I told her my wife wouldn't like it! Banghead
In my second dream I was on Mars.... we were fitting the engine from a motorbike to an aeroplane and the bloke I was with was saying how we had to be careful with the flow of the cooling air as it was an air-cooled engine... then I explained that it was a moot point because there was no air on Mars and it wouldn't start anyway....
Shrugs:
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
And the waitress asked if she could come to my house for Christmas as the manager was turning the heating off - I told her my wife wouldn't like it! Banghead
In my second dream I was on Mars.... we were fitting the engine from a motorbike to an aeroplane and the bloke I was with was saying how we had to be careful with the flow of the cooling air as it was an air-cooled engine... then I explained that it was a moot point because there was no air on Mars and it wouldn't start anyway....
Shrugs:
happy100 Just keep off the weed me thinks ... whacky115
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
You didn't spot my reading glasses on either day by any chance did you?
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
You didn't spot my reading glasses on either day by any chance did you?
Prolly got burneded on the first day in the conflagration . . .
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
You didn't spot my reading glasses on either day by any chance did you?
Prolly got burneded on the first day in the conflagration . . .
rubschin:
Hadn't thought of that.
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
You didn't spot my reading glasses on either day by any chance did you?
Next to your wallet prolly.... ::)
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I went to the Little Chef/Pub on consecutive days with Darwin...
The first day it was struck by lightening after we got our beer and it burnt down...
The second day it burnt down again before our food came.... I paid both days... ::)
You didn't spot my reading glasses on either day by any chance did you?
Next to your wallet prolly.... ::)
noooo: I didn't bring it.
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You are apey and I claim my £0
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You are apey and I claim my £0
lol: lol: lol:
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You are apey and I claim my £0
evil:
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You are apey and I claim my £0
evil:
point:
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You are apey and I claim my £0
evil:
point:
lol: lol: lol:
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BM is really having some weird dreams lately - even for him ::)
I have to listen to the recounting of the adventures over morning coffee eeek:
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BM is really having some weird dreams lately - even for him ::)
I have to listen to the recounting of the adventures over morning coffee eeek:
It is all that cheese he eats. Squeek
point:
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BM is really having some weird dreams lately - even for him ::)
I have to listen to the recounting of the adventures over morning coffee eeek:
It is all that cheese he eats. Squeek
point:
;D ;D ;D ;D
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BM is really having some weird dreams lately - even for him ::)
I have to listen to the recounting of the adventures over morning coffee eeek:
It is all that cheese he eats. Squeek
point:
Cheeky Mr. Baldy .................. he is all man eeek: Well enough for me ;D
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BM is really having some weird dreams lately - even for him ::)
I have to listen to the recounting of the adventures over morning coffee eeek:
It is all that cheese he eats. Squeek
point:
Cheeky Mr. Baldy .................. he is all man eeek: Well enough for me ;D
cloud9:
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BM is really having some weird dreams lately - even for him ::)
I have to listen to the recounting of the adventures over morning coffee eeek:
It is all that cheese he eats. Squeek
point:
Cheeky Mr. Baldy .................. he is all man eeek: Well enough for me ;D
cloud9:
rubschin:
Have you checked the gatepost recently.
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Lots of travelling. Mainly Canada and Egypt (though why Aunty Nelly has moved to Egypt I don't know).
ANd a huge frog dressed as a baby scared2:
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Mostly hazy recollections but something to do with me saving someone because I was able to interpret their needs via sign language ................... I did train at one time in BSL but only got to Stage 1 Certificate, so if it's more complicated than signing about taking a cat to and from a Vet's that me finished..............Oh and of course I was taught to swear in sign language whistle:
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Mostly hazy recollections but something to do with me saving someone because I was able to interpret their needs via sign language ................... I did train at one time in BSL but only got to Stage 1 Certificate, so if it's more complicated than signing about taking a cat to and from a Vet's that me finished..............Oh and of course I was taught to swear in sign language whistle:
Nick is fully trained in BS if that helps.
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BSL :thumbsup: Mrs K can do a little as she once had a deaf colleague. Still comes in useful occasionally and she plays interpreter.
Last night I was dreaming of work and weird arguments - over a year since I stopped work. When will those stop?
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Mostly hazy recollections but something to do with me saving someone because I was able to interpret their needs via sign language ................... I did train at one time in BSL but only got to Stage 1 Certificate, so if it's more complicated than signing about taking a cat to and from a Vet's that me finished..............Oh and of course I was taught to swear in sign language whistle:
Nick is fully trained in BS if that helps.
lol: lol: lol:
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The Rolling Stones do a surprisingly good version of the work of Rodgers and Hammerstein
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The Rolling Stones do a surprisingly good version of the work of Rodgers and Hammerstein
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Well last night an armed assassin was after me scared2: scared2: Scared to go to bed now. Wish Tipsy was her, he might get her instead :thumbsup:
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Well last night an armed assassin was after me scared2: scared2: Scared to go to bed now. Wish Tipsy was her, he might get her instead :thumbsup:
Tipsy was her what?
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Had to build my own ship in order to go somewhere. It was huge eeek: A lot of steam trains involved too and Mrs Nick #1 suggested it was time for an Exodus, since we were in a monastery. Woke up screaming redface:
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Had to build my own ship in order to go somewhere. It was huge eeek: A lot of steam trains involved too and Mrs Nick #1 suggested it was time for an Exodus, since we were in a monastery. Woke up screaming redface:
happy100. Have you tried "Kalms" before bed. rubschin:
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Had to build my own ship in order to go somewhere. It was huge eeek: A lot of steam trains involved too and Mrs Nick #1 suggested it was time for an Exodus, since we were in a monastery. Woke up screaming redface:
happy100. Have you tried "Kalms" before bed. rubschin:
A full frontal lobotomy might do the trick. rubschin:
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noooo:
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Had to build my own ship in order to go somewhere. It was huge eeek: A lot of steam trains involved too and Mrs Nick #1 suggested it was time for an Exodus, since we were in a monastery. Woke up screaming redface:
happy100. Have you tried "Kalms" before bed. rubschin:
A full frontal lobotomy might do the trick. rubschin:
Another one. eeek:
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Had to build my own ship in order to go somewhere. It was huge eeek: A lot of steam trains involved too and Mrs Nick #1 suggested it was time for an Exodus, since we were in a monastery. Woke up screaming redface:
happy100. Have you tried "Kalms" before bed. rubschin:
A full frontal lobotomy might do the trick. rubschin:
Another one. eeek:
Maybe they couldn't find it last time
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Vertigo inducing clambering about scared2:
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Vertigo inducing clambering about scared2:
http://youtu.be/9b9LahaBJIk (http://youtu.be/9b9LahaBJIk)
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Bad night noooo:
Had to more lots of rose bushes around inside a house
Had to clean said house
Found a Lancaster bomber in the back garden
Found a clockwork cat
Encounter with a jumping spaniel
Naked sleepwalker (except this time it was the vicar eeek:)
Very annoying 6 year old wanted to join a gym and take up weightlifting
I think I may have had a temperature sad24:
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Bad night noooo:
Had to more lots of rose bushes around inside a house
Had to clean said house
Found a Lancaster bomber in the back garden
Found a clockwork cat
Encounter with a jumping spaniel
Naked sleepwalker (except this time it was the vicar eeek:)
Very annoying 6 year old wanted to join a gym and take up weightlifting
I think I may have had a temperature sad24:
noooo:
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Bad night noooo:
Had to more lots of rose bushes around inside a house
Had to clean said house
Found a Lancaster bomber in the back garden
Found a clockwork cat
Encounter with a jumping spaniel
Naked sleepwalker (except this time it was the vicar eeek:)
Very annoying 6 year old wanted to join a gym and take up weightlifting
I think I may have had a temperature sad24:
Where do you buy your drugs from? rubschin:
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scared2:
Who would set loose a machete wielding 7 foot tall Frankenstein monster in a children's hospital during a presidential visit? eeek:
And why did I get the job of catching it? scared2:
Whole thing was so vivid that I found myself searching my own flat with all the lights on at 3.00 this morning eeek:
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scared2:
Who would set loose a machete wielding 7 foot tall Frankenstein monster in a children's hospital during a presidential visit? eeek:
And why did I get the job of catching it? scared2:
Whole thing was so vivid that I found myself searching my own flat with all the lights on at 3.00 this morning eeek:
Bad beef n stilton.... noooo:
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Invented the sport of canal boat racing :thumbsup:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
happy100 never mind you will find something you are good at one night whistle:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
A shame, cos you've got the right face for it like whistle:
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evil: sad32:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
A shame, cos you've got the right face for it like whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
Alan Partridge - Norfolk Nights radio show (full) s2e6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNRzlf37x4#)
rubschin:
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I am not cut out to be a radio DJ noooo:
A shame, cos you've got the right face for it like whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: ....I broke it like.... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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It was very nice of the entire Cabinet to come round and clean my flat :thumbsup:
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It was very nice of the entire Cabinet to come round and clean my flat :thumbsup:
The lot of them eeek: I would have kicked them all out and kept Beaker in an apron with rubber gloves and feather duster in hand rubschin:
For my amusement. Thumbs:
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A night spent perfecting the art of the nose transplant.
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How does it smell?
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How does it smell?
drumroll:
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::) They have screw threads at the back and you can fit them in the same way as lightbulbs :thumbsup:
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::) They have screw threads at the back and you can fit them in the same way as lightbulbs :thumbsup:
pathead: ::)
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::) They have screw threads at the back and you can fit them in the same way as lightbulbs :thumbsup:
Are they the EU compliant ones, or the planet destroying ones
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That depends on the age of the patient ::)
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
eeek:
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
Cock
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
Cock
lol:
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
Cock
lol:
lol: lol:
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
Did anybody enter a boxer in the ring rubschin:
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
Did anybody enter a boxer in the ring rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Hosted a vast dog show in my flat.
It was won by a chicken rubschin:
Did anybody enter a boxer in the ring rubschin:
drumroll: lol:
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Doctors v. Teechers cage fighting :thumbsup:
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Miss T had a bad dream ...she said to me don't worry I killed them all..... scared2:
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scared2: scared2:
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Hosted an international seminar of economists in my kitchen. Fed them on tea and Christmas cake rubschin:
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Who puts an indoor duck farm into a mahoosive mansion and has it staffed entirely by clowns? scared2:
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Who puts an indoor duck farm into a mahoosive mansion and has it staffed entirely by clowns? scared2:
Dreaming about the Palace of Westminster again?
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Who puts an indoor duck farm into a mahoosive mansion and has it staffed entirely by clowns? scared2:
Dreaming about the Palace of Westminster again?
lol: drumroll:
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Miss T had a bad dream ...she said to me don't worry I killed them all..... scared2:
Zombie smugger outbreak? eeek:
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eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: NickSick
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eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: NickSick
The Great Ainsdale train robbery?
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I don't want to talk about it evil:
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char048
Popcorn:
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I don't want to talk about it evil:
Not the old flashbacks to the Barrymore pool party again?
happy100
Do you want a cushion to sit on?
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I don't want to talk about it evil:
Not the old flashbacks to the Barrymore pool party again?
happy100
Do you want a cushion to sit on?
lol: lol: lol:
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I don't want to talk about it evil:
Not the old flashbacks to the Barrymore pool party again?
happy100
Do you want a cushion to sit on?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I don't want to talk about it evil:
Not the old flashbacks to the Barrymore pool party again?
happy100
Do you want a cushion to sit on?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: NickSick
The Great Ainsdale train robbery?
lol: lol: lol:
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He renewed his vows with Mrs Nick rubschin:
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He renewed his vows with Mrs Nick rubschin:
happy001
Worse, he promised to obey
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evil:
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Went back in time on a magic bicycle and opened an art gallery in Birmingham :thumbsup: Had to take up pipe smoking noooo:
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Went back in time on a magic bicycle and opened an art gallery in Birmingham :thumbsup: Had to take up pipe smoking noooo:
That casserole.... noooo:
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Went back in time on a magic bicycle and opened an art gallery in Birmingham :thumbsup: Had to take up pipe smoking noooo:
All sounds drug related rubschin:
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I am still traumatised by Tuesday's plane crash noooo:
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I am still traumatised by Tuesday's plane crash noooo:
Casserole explosion in row 13 again?
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::) It hit a gas works. I was smoking...........
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::) It hit a gas works. I was smoking...........
Smoking? The local gas customers were fuming
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::) It hit a gas works. I was smoking...........
Smoking? The local gas customers were fuming
lol: drumroll: drumroll:
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Sir Edward Heath became my new cleaner. LL dyed her hair purple. Had to give a lecture on the Gothic Revival to a bunch of strangers without notice. Woke up sweating evil:
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Sir Edward Heath became my new cleaner. LL dyed her hair purple. Had to give a lecture on the Gothic Revival to a bunch of strangers without notice. Woke up sweating evil:
Night sweats! scared2:
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Sir Edward Heath became my new cleaner. LL dyed her hair purple. Had to give a lecture on the Gothic Revival to a bunch of strangers without notice. Woke up sweating evil:
Night sweats! scared2:
eeek: eeek:
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Sir Edward Heath became my new cleaner. LL dyed her hair purple. Had to give a lecture on the Gothic Revival to a bunch of strangers without notice. Woke up sweating evil:
Night sweats! scared2:
It's the "change" . . . . whistle:
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A night of disturbingly homo erotic wrestling with Mark Harmon eeek: eeek: Rescued by Cilla Black who took me sledging. rubschin:
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A night of disturbingly homo erotic wrestling with Mark Harmon eeek: eeek: Rescued by Cilla Black who took me sledging. rubschin:
pathead:
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A night of disturbingly homo erotic wrestling with Mark Harmon eeek: eeek: Rescued by Cilla Black who took me sledging. rubschin:
::) rubschin:
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A night of disturbingly homo erotic wrestling with Mark Harmon eeek: eeek: Rescued by Cilla Black who took me sledging. rubschin:
::) rubschin:
Could just be coincidence but Nick does seem to have a fixation with Tipsy's eldest... rubschin:
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A night of disturbingly homo erotic wrestling with Mark Harmon eeek: eeek: Rescued by Cilla Black who took me sledging. rubschin:
Euphemism #6724? rubschin:
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Boris Johnson's head blew up rubschin:
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That's just his hairstyle ::)
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That's just his hairstyle ::)
. . . more like wishful thinking . . .
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I dreamed I was making love to the blonde one out of Abba last night....
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noooo:
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Shrugs:
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I dreamed I was making love to the blonde one out of Abba last night....
That joke ...AFFS......
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I dreamed I was making love to the blonde one out of Abba last night....
That joke ...AFFS......
lol: lol: lol:
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I dreamed I was making love to the blonde one out of Abba last night....
That joke ...AFFS......
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Crossed the Atlantic on a jet propelled hovercraft :thumbsup:
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Crossed the Atlantic on a jet propelled hovercraft :thumbsup:
was it full of eels?
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Crossed the Atlantic on a jet propelled hovercraft :thumbsup:
was it full of eels?
;D ;D
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Crossed the Atlantic on a jet propelled hovercraft :thumbsup:
was it full of eels?
;D ;D
lol: lol: drumroll:
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Not to begin with. ::)
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Invented a revolutionary bicycle washing aerosol (contents: soap and water).
Woke up believing I was a millionaire evil:
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Invented a revolutionary bicycle washing aerosol (contents: soap and water).
Woke up believing I was a millionaire evil:
Lend us a fiver! Thumbs:
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Invented a revolutionary bicycle washing aerosol (contents: soap and water).
Woke up believing I was a millionaire evil:
Lend us a fiver! Thumbs:
Nigels rick........ Thumbs:
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Who is Rick? rubschin:
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Who is Rick? rubschin:
redface: Rich....
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Invented a revolutionary bicycle washing aerosol (contents: soap and water).
Woke up believing I was a millionaire evil:
Lend us a fiver! Thumbs:
Nigel's Rick........ Thumbs:
Corrected for you. Thumbs:
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Do horses make nests? rubschin:
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Do horses make nests? rubschin:
Only if you shred them very finely
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Do horses make nests? rubschin:
Only if you shred them very finely
drumroll:
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I was the proud owner of two swarms of bees which I was keeping in massive Kilner jars while I got a couple of hives sorted out. The bees weren't happy, so I decided to release them. I chose to do this inside some large and crowded public building causing chaos. The bees, were harmless though and organised themselves into two swarms using Bee Traffic Control, so they were all saying things like "Roger" and "Johnny Tango" in clipped English accents.
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Last night I was some sort of Artificial Insemination guru cussing:
I blame the heat. Tonight is not a tempting prospect. evil:
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I was having an amazing dream last night so vivid I could have written it down and it was all about solving everything but suddenly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarrrrrrGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
effin cramp in me leg woke me up and I forgot it all Banghead
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I had cramp too eeek: eeek:
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Was it one where you grab the headboard, grit your teeth and wait for the pain to subside?
I had one a couple of mornings ago. Happened at 7am, I went back to sleep but when I got up at 8am there was still a residual ache. noooo:
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I push my foot hard against the wall and bite a pillow noooo:
This needs its own thread.
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I push my foot hard against the wall and bite a pillow noooo:
This needs its own thread.
Indeed, watch that space
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I push my foot hard against the wall and bite a pillow noooo:
This needs its own thread.
A pillow biting thread you say? rubschin:
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I joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak)
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I joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak)
lol:
Night before last I was dreaming of playing football, I chased after a loose ball and just as i kicked it towards goal a foot came in and blocked me. Foul I thinks but instead I wake to Mrs K asking "why did you just kick me" redface:
Last thing last night she says "please don't play football again tonight" I didn't.
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I joined the Women's Institute ~ they were after male members (so to speak)
lol:
Night before last I was dreaming of playing football, I chased after a loose ball and just as i kicked it towards goal a foot came in and blocked me. Foul I thinks but instead I wake to Mrs K asking "why did you just kick me" redface:
Last thing last night she says "please don't play football again tonight" I didn't.
lol: lol: lol:
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Got chased through the dark by some maniac with a shotgun. He was wearing a cloak eeek: Such a violent struggle that I woke up and found my duvet was on the other side of the room scared2:
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Got chased through the dark by some maniac with a shotgun. He was wearing a cloak eeek: Such a violent struggle that I woke up and found my duvet was on the other side of the room scared2:
Some angry father come to get justice for his led astray daughter?
I'd have said laid astray but it seemed wrong
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eeek:
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I can't find my shotgun or cloak this morning. rubschin:
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I can't find my shotgun or cloak this morning. rubschin:
;D ;D
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I can't find my shotgun or cloak this morning. rubschin:
;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
luckily neither can the dream police
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I can't find my shotgun or cloak this morning. rubschin:
You've trained your man well if he gets rid of the evidence without you having to ask lol:
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I was a burglar eeek:
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I was a burglar eeek:
eeek:
There have been two burglaries in our village this week!
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I was a burglar eeek:
I have found my shotgun. nonono:
Not my cloak though. rubschin:
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I was a burglar eeek:
very interesting but what were you in your dreams?
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I was a burglar eeek:
I met a bloke last night that sold Caviar.....
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Sounds fishy rubschin:
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Sounds fishy rubschin:
drumroll:
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Exhausting night noooo: Had to cook a five course lunch for 50 people, run a conference, drive a fire engine and do loads of washing up. The bog was full of chocolate rabbits rubschin:
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Exhausting night noooo: Had to cook a five course lunch for 50 people, run a conference, drive a fire engine and do loads of washing up. The bog was full of chocolate rabbits rubschin:
You were a bit late with the fire engine..... ::)
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It was more like a plastic fire engine body covering a car rubschin:
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Oh and Ronald Reagan played a prank on me eeek:
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Oh and Ronald Reagan played a prank on me eeek:
That could explain the chocolate rabbits . . .
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Dreamt my (ex) parents in law just turned up to stay uninvited and sat about with puzzle books and making censorious comments for days. scared2: scared2: scared2:
Trouble is, they actually used to do this eeek: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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did you make the mistake of feeding them?
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We had some neighbours in London who warned us they having a loud party and invited us round. We were going out that night so we declined and told them to have fun.
The parents in law turned up to stay, self invited and with no notice, in our absence and dropped a rude note through the meighbours' letter box complaining about the noise. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I sent them round to apologise the next day eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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We had some neighbours in London who warned us they having a loud party and invited us round. We were going out that night so we declined and told them to have fun.
The parents in law turned up to stay, self invited and with no notice, in our absence and dropped a rude note through the meighbours' letter box complaining about the noise. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I sent them round to apologise the next day eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
methinks you are well rid
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Nightmares. The first time I met my (Catholic) future father in law he discovered I was atheist and yelled "GOD WILL JUDGE YOU" at me repeatedly. During a dinner party eeek: eeek:
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eeek: happy001
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I got spectacular revenge later eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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I got spectacular revenge later eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
oh please tell
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Check PM
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Check PM
:thumbsup:
Amazing story, lol: lol: lol:
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Was on some hideously dangerous secret mission involving Libyans and private jets. People tried to shoot me eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
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Was on some hideously dangerous secret mission involving Libyans and private jets. People tried to shoot me eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
You can't really blame them can you....? noooo:
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evil:
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Was on some hideously dangerous secret mission involving Libyans and private jets. People tried to shoot me eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Any rats involved?
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No. I never dream about BM angel1
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Mong... ::)
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Graphic and disgusterous night working in canine artificial insemination sick2:
(awaits doggy style jokes ::))
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Graphic and disgusterous night working in canine artificial insemination sick2:
Oh do get to the pointer Nick.... Popcorn:
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facepalm:
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facepalm:
Was it a ruff night then....?
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You don't even want to know how they get the sperm out noooo: noooo:
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You don't even want to know how they get the sperm out noooo: noooo:
What happened in the end...
...did anyone get their collar felt....?
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Graphic and disgusterous night working in canine artificial insemination sick2:
Oh do get to the pointer Nick.... Popcorn:
lol:
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You don't even want to know how they get the sperm out noooo: noooo:
What happened in the end...
...did anyone get their collar felt....?
Collie. ::)
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You don't even want to know how they get the sperm out noooo: noooo:
What happened in the end...
...did anyone get their collar felt....?
Collie. ::)
;D
Dogs have collars! evil:
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You don't even want to know how they get the sperm out noooo: noooo:
What happened in the end...
...did anyone get their collar felt....?
Collie. ::)
;D
Dogs have collars! evil:
Really?
I will make a note of that. noooo:
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You don't even want to know how they get the sperm out noooo: noooo:
What happened in the end...
...did anyone get their collar felt....?
Collie. ::)
;D
Dogs have collars! evil:
Really?
I will make a note of that. noooo:
Nortise. ::)
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How did they get it out then Popcorn:
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How did they get it out then Popcorn:
please tell me a rat was not involved
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Battery operated rubber toys scared2: sick2:
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Battery operated rubber toys scared2: sick2:
Baldy......... rubschin:
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Combat trained rabbits scared2: scared2: scared2:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Spent the night on a planet with such strong gravity that everyone lay down all the time and could only move by crawling on all fours. I actually dreamt it was called Planet of the Apeys razz:
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Spent the night on a planet with such strong gravity that everyone lay down all the time and could only move by crawling on all fours. I actually dreamt it was called Planet of the Apeys razz:
lol:
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Spent the night on a planet with such strong gravity that everyone lay down all the time and could only move by crawling on all fours. I actually dreamt it was called Planet of the Apeys razz:
lol: lol: lol:
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Spent the night on a planet with such strong gravity that everyone lay down all the time and could only move by crawling on all fours. I actually dreamt it was called Planet of the Apeys razz:
evil:
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point:
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Nick dreams about Apey.... Gayer:
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Nick dreams about Apey.... Gayer:
lol:
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Cycling holiday in Ireland where I attracted the attention of a bulldozer possessed by the devil which chased me everywhere scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Cycling holiday in Ireland where I attracted the attention of a bulldozer possessed by the devil which chased me everywhere scared2: scared2: scared2:
No that really happened, the VP is the dream.
You'd better wake up pronto, I can hear a bulldozer approaching
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Spent the night playing pinball with Jeremy Clarkson and a dwarf called Imogen rubschin:
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Who won?
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No idea, I was busy dealing with the mud slide ::)
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;D As caused by BM's parachuted dog?
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Was mistakenly asked to deliver a public lecture in St Paul's Cathedral on the Polish electoral system. FOrtunately my bed exploded so I managed to get out of doing it rubschin: rubschin:
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Was mistakenly asked to deliver a public lecture in St Paul's Cathedral on the Polish electoral system. FOrtunately my bed exploded so I managed to get out of doing it rubschin: rubschin:
You have posted this in the dreams thread. ::)
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Was mistakenly asked to deliver a public lecture in St Paul's Cathedral on the Polish electoral system. FOrtunately my bed exploded so I managed to get out of doing it rubschin: rubschin:
You have posted this in the dreams thread. ::)
lol: lol:
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Had a huge argument with an illogical cash dispenser while trying to sort something on my brother's bank accounted. After attacking it with my shoe (very Cleese like) I retreated a short distance to see the growing queue and then mistakenly accepted a lift back by some nutter in a vile cream coloured Korean sports car who got lost and stuck in mud when he tried to turn round in someone's garden. When eventually got back (to Brighton's Churchill square that strangely was now in Oz) the cash machine was boarded up and everyone I'd been with was missing and then the alarm went off
WTF is all that about and YTF do I still remember it so clearly? (I never remember that much detail)
Maybe that was reality and this is the dream?
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Was mistakenly asked to deliver a public lecture in St Paul's Cathedral on the Polish electoral system. FOrtunately my bed exploded so I managed to get out of doing it rubschin: rubschin:
??
Was a cream coloured Korean sports car involved?
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Had a huge argument with an illogical cash dispenser while trying to sort something on my brother's bank accounted. After attacking it with my shoe (very Cleese like) I retreated a short distance to see the growing queue and then mistakenly accepted a lift back by some nutter in a vile cream coloured Korean sports car who got lost and stuck in mud when he tried to turn round in someone's garden. When eventually got back (to Brighton's Churchill square that strangely was now in Oz) the cash machine was boarded up and everyone I'd been with was missing and then the alarm went off
WTF is all that about and YTF do I still remember it so clearly? (I never remember that much detail)
Maybe that was reality and this is the dream?
Too much Quorn before bed noooo:
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Had a huge argument with an illogical cash dispenser while trying to sort something on my brother's bank accounted. After attacking it with my shoe (very Cleese like) I retreated a short distance to see the growing queue and then mistakenly accepted a lift back by some nutter in a vile cream coloured Korean sports car who got lost and stuck in mud when he tried to turn round in someone's garden. When eventually got back (to Brighton's Churchill square that strangely was now in Oz) the cash machine was boarded up and everyone I'd been with was missing and then the alarm went off
WTF is all that about and YTF do I still remember it so clearly? (I never remember that much detail)
Maybe that was reality and this is the dream?
Too much Quorn before bed noooo:
Oh noes. Maybe 'twas the unidentifiable sediment in the Sliwowica vodka
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Floods, Catholic gift shops, getting lost in London, losing Jim, getting locked in a private housing estate and an Underground station where everything travelled backwards noooo: noooo: I am NickSick
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Got into a lift and as soon as the doors shut it turned into a giant mouth and tried to eat me scared2: scared2:
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Got into a lift and as soon as the doors shut it turned into a giant mouth and tried to eat me scared2: scared2:
Tried eeek: Did it spit you out then rubschin:
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Got into a lift and as soon as the doors shut it turned into a giant mouth and tried to eat me scared2: scared2:
Tried eeek: Did it spit you out then rubschin:
The story of his life. noooo:
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evil:
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Spent the night trying to pack a suitcase that kept unpacking itself and also had to gives showers to several dogs rubschin:
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Spent the night trying to pack a suitcase that kept unpacking itself and also had to gives showers to several dogs rubschin:
Miss I thinks you are going to the dogs.
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Spent the night trying to pack a suitcase that kept unpacking itself and also had to gives showers to several dogs rubschin:
Miss I thinks you are going to the dogs.
Methinks he is going bonkers... whacky115
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Spent the night trying to pack a suitcase that kept unpacking itself and also had to gives showers to several dogs rubschin:
Miss I thinks you are going to the dogs.
Methinks he is going bonkers... whacky115
going?
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evil:
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Dreamt I was in hospital and was being asked about organ donation. One option was face donation but the senior nurse pointed at me and said, "Who'd want it?". sad24:
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Dreamt I was in hospital and was being asked about organ donation. One option was face donation but the senior nurse pointed at me and said, "Who'd want it?". sad24:
point:
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sad32:
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sad32:
The truth hurts eh...? pathead:
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Dreamt I was in hospital and was being asked about organ donation. One option was face donation but the senior nurse pointed at me and said, "Who'd want it?". sad24:
"Nottingham man's face used in world's first arse transplant"
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Dreamt I was in hospital and was being asked about organ donation. One option was face donation but the senior nurse pointed at me and said, "Who'd want it?". sad24:
"Nottingham man's face used in world's first arse transplant"
lol: lol: lol:
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Dreamt I was in hospital and was being asked about organ donation. One option was face donation but the senior nurse pointed at me and said, "Who'd want it?". sad24:
Any good tanner I would have thought lol:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Are there really such things as lesbian only golf courses? rubschin:
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Are there really such things as lesbian only golf courses? rubschin:
A course that doesn't allow any balls sounds rather implausible.
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Are there really such things as lesbian only golf courses? rubschin:
A course that doesn't allow any balls sounds rather implausible.
;D
Surely a rule like that wouldn't be the fairway
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Just remembered. Is there another sport where people ski down the Alps in kayaks? rubschin:
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Just remembered. Is there another sport where people ski down the Alps in kayaks? rubschin:
Yes
(https://canoemuseum.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/canoe-sledding-2.jpg)
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So, it wasn't a dream rubschin:
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So, it wasn't a dream rubschin:
It would seem not.
You must find a sudden and unexpected contact with reality to be quite unsettling.
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rubschin:
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So, it wasn't a dream rubschin:
It would seem not.
You must find a sudden and unexpected contact with reality to be quite unsettling.
Hang on, blood moon...................Nick being in contact with reality............... Is this a portent of the end days... scared2:
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Something so incredibly funny that I woke up screaming with laughter. Can't remember what it was evil:
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Wide awake at stupid o'clock after an entire night spent evacuating a burning maternity hospital noooo:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fssr216ohd%2Fevery_damn_morning.jpg&hash=b22cba17e5bba138857ee5646d06c19f12510ac9) (http://postimg.org/image/ssr216ohd/)
lol: lol: lol:
evil:
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Finding a large network of slit trenches in my extensive garden I was outraged (they were full of kittens) and woke myself up yelling "I DEMAND TO SEE THE MAYOR OF GLASGOW!!"
I think I may be going mad rubschin:
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Finding a large network of slit trenches in my extensive garden I was outraged (they were full of kittens) and woke myself up yelling "I DEMAND TO SEE THE MAYOR OF GLASGOW!!"
I think I may be going mad rubschin:
You could be pregnant? rubschin:
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Smite evil:
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Finding a large network of slit trenches in my extensive garden I was outraged (they were full of kittens) and woke myself up yelling "I DEMAND TO SEE THE MAYOR OF GLASGOW!!"
I think I may be going mad rubschin:
Think....?
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I think I may be going mad rubschin:
That ship sailed a while ago.
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horn:
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horn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPdt4IK9Yo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPdt4IK9Yo)
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I think I may be going mad rubschin:
That ship sailed a while
ago.
happy001
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Camel farming cloud9:
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I think I may be going mad rubschin:
That ship sailed a while ago.
The Titanick you say... rubschin:
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Camel farming cloud9:
No jokes folks ~ he will only get the hump.
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The baby ones had pink fur cloud9:
I also had one of those dreams eyes: eyes: eyes: Very disappointed when I woke up suddenlyb sad24:
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I trust that the camels were not still present ;)
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No, I had moved on by then. My scabs are healing nicely :thumbsup:
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Cooked dinner for my old Mum cloud9:
I had forgotten that she was a Chinese dwarf rubschin:
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Cooked dinner for my old Mum cloud9:
I had forgotten that she was a Chinese dwarf rubschin:
Too many jokes... noooo:
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Cooked dinner for my old Mum cloud9:
I had forgotten that she was a Chinese dwarf rubschin:
Too many jokes... noooo:
cussing:
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Cooked dinner for my old Mum cloud9:
I had forgotten that she was a Chinese dwarf rubschin:
Too many jokes... noooo:
You snooze you lose old boy... point:
cussing:
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Cooked dinner for my old Mum cloud9:
I had forgotten that she was a Chinese dwarf rubschin:
Too many jokes... noooo:
You snooze you lose old boy... point:
cussing:
PICNIQS ::)
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Recalled while parked on the M1 earlier that last night I ran a marathon. Is it normal to do this while dressed entirely in scuba diving gear complete with air tanks and flippers? rubschin:
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No
next question?
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No, I thought not. It did seem a bit odd. WOuld have been odder if I was carrying a piece of cheese :thumbsup:
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Less odd ~ cheese gives you bad dreams.
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I have a pressie from Noo York. Some sort of chutney that goes with cheese. It is called Evil Apple scared2:
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I have a pressie from Noo York. Some sort of chutney that goes with cheese. It is called Evil Apple scared2:
Sounds rather good. Progress reports please Popcorn:
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Recalled while parked on the M1 earlier that last night I ran a marathon. Is it normal to do this while dressed entirely in scuba diving gear complete with air tanks and flippers? rubschin:
3 days, 1 hour, 50 minutes elapsed as I type. Well done Nick whistle:
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Pity you missed my last tarmac reference whistle:
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The referendum campaign is getting to me. I spent all night massacring Germans (mainly Nazis) with a machine gun redface:
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But not Italians we hope
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No. She surrendered.
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The referendum campaign is getting to me. I spent all night massacring Germans (mainly Nazis) with a machine gun redface:
For some reason Dad's Army comes to mind.... rubschin:
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evil:
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Nice of London Underground to extend the Tube to the Great Barrier Reef :thumbsup:
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Nice of London Underground to extend the Tube to the Great Barrier Reef :thumbsup:
Which zone is that...? rubschin:
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Nice of London Underground to extend the Tube to the Great Barrier Reef :thumbsup:
Which zone is that...? rubschin:
Bound to be included with an oyster card ;)
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Nice of London Underground to extend the Tube to the Great Barrier Reef :thumbsup:
Which zone is that...? rubschin:
Bound to be included with an oyster card ;)
drumroll:
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Nice of London Underground to extend the Tube to the Great Barrier Reef :thumbsup:
Which zone is that...? rubschin:
Bound to be included with an oyster card ;)
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Dreamt last night that my Dad came back and told me my mother had died in childbirth (with me eeek:) and that the person I thought of as Mum was a clone eeek:
WTF is that about?
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Dreamt last night that my Dad came back and wanted all the royalties from the book of his diary
WTF is that about?
whistle:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Dreamt last night that my Dad came back and wanted all the royalties from the book of his diary
WTF is that about?
whistle:
;D ;D
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Dreamt last night that my Dad came back and wanted all the royalties from the book of his diary
WTF is that about?
whistle:
happy001
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Dreamt last night that my Dad came back and told me my mother had died in childbirth (with me eeek:) and that the person I thought of as Mum was a clone eeek:
WTF is that about?
Sounds like you may be starting to feel guilt for the many many calamities you have had over the years decades. The clone bit also suggests you have doubts about your identity, at a guess I'd say you were either about to come out or have a (very late) midlife crisis... rubschin:
Dr Grumpy charges £25 per hour or part thereof. whistle:
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eeek:
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Organised tours of London for lots of visiting American rellies. Went horribly wrong and I fell off the top of a building. Woke up screaming redface: scared2:
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Organised tours of London for lots of visiting American rellies. Went horribly wrong and I fell off the top of a building. Woke up screaming redface: scared2:
scared2: scared2: having lots of American rellies would be most disturbering
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I dreamt I was editing a video all night, but at the end I was trying to save the dream to my hard drive and not the video. Most frustrating, but just imagine...
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I dreamt I was editing a video all night, but at the end I was trying to save the dream to my hard drive and not the video. Most frustrating, but just imagine...
That would be brilliant! ;D
(https://s11.postimg.org/3r3w83jrj/every_damn_morning.png) (https://postimg.org/image/3r3w83jrj/)
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Last night I dreamt I was in holiday somewhere and I bumped into Miss D. I'll leave out the intimate details, but then we went to lunch and she bought up all the Pancetta in a delicatessen. Shrugs:
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I obviously worked up an appetite :thumbsup:
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I obviously worked up an appetite :thumbsup:
Oh yeah... cloud9:
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Running away from you point:
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Running away from you point:
In your dreams... Oh...
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Last night was shocking. noooo:
1. Had to feed a huge flock of honking geese by hand. The noise woke me up evil:
2. Took possession of a bicycle made for left handers rubschin:
3. Struggled through mud to miss a transatlantic flight cussing:
4. Bought prodigious quantities of salad making stuff and then had nowhere to put it all rubschin:
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Last night was shocking. noooo:
1. Had to feed a huge flock of honking geese by hand. The noise woke me up evil:
2. Took possession of a bicycle made for left handers rubschin:
3. Struggled through mud to miss a transatlantic flight cussing:
4. Bought prodigious quantities of salad making stuff and then had nowhere to put it all rubschin:
Yes but enough about your evening, what about your dream?
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Even my life is not that weird, though there was that incident with a flock of turkeys in the Gaza Strip..... rubschin:
And the time I flooded a dinner party while naked...... rubschin:
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And that frightful time in Brussels with the gayer and the stepladder... rubschin:
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Last night was shocking. noooo:
1. Had to feed a huge flock of honking geese by hand. The noise woke me up evil:
2. Took possession of a bicycle made for left handers rubschin:
3. Struggled through mud to miss a transatlantic flight cussing:
4. Bought prodigious quantities of salad making stuff and then had nowhere to put it all rubschin:
Yes but enough about your evening, what about your dream?
lol: lol: lol:
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Is it time for my story about accidentally becoming the Pope's backing singer?
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Is it time for my story about accidentally becoming the Pope's backing singer?
No, I've heard it... ::)
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Or the one about that dreadful misunderstanding in the florist's shop?
Or maybe that business with the olive oil in Tesco? Ended up in A&E noooo:
Two towns I can never return to noooo:
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Just recalled that poor chap I converted to Judaism. He had to flee his own country redface:
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It's a wonder that what passes for civilisation still survives - after a fashion
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Just recalled that poor chap I converted to Judaism. He had to flee his own country redface:
happy001
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redface:
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Last time I heard he was in Nepal redface:
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Last time I heard he was in Nottingham seeking revenge
whistle:
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scared2:
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Terrifying night
Reincarnated as a Jimmy Young stylee elderly crooner I was commanded to sing a song (unrehearsed) to a large and hostile crowd.
To prevent escape I was placed in a cattle pen scared2:
Woke up sweating as the lights went down NickSick
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Terrifying night
Reincarnated as a Jimmy Young stylee elderly crooner I was commanded to sing a song (unrehearsed) to a large and hostile crowd.
To prevent escape I was placed in a cattle pen scared2:
Woke up sweating as the lights went down NickSick
eeek:
beats mine
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Terrifying night
Reincarnated as a Jimmy Young stylee elderly crooner I was commanded to sing a song (unrehearsed) to a large and hostile crowd.
To prevent escape I was placed in a cattle pen scared2:
Woke up sweating as the lights went down NickSick
eeek:
beats mine
Helps me sleep too ......... whistle:
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Terrifying night
Reincarnated as a Jimmy Young stylee elderly crooner I was commanded to sing a song (unrehearsed) to a large and hostile crowd.
To prevent escape I was placed in a cattle pen scared2:
Woke up sweating as the lights went down NickSick
eeek:
beats mine
Helps me sleep too ......... whistle:
drumroll:
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Terrifying night
Reincarnated as a Jimmy Young stylee elderly crooner I was commanded to sing a song (unrehearsed) to a large and hostile crowd.
To prevent escape I was placed in a cattle pen scared2:
Woke up sweating as the lights went down NickSick
eeek:
beats mine
Helps me sleep too ......... whistle:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Went ice skating with Donald Trump whacky115
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Went ice skating with Donald Trump whacky115
rubschin:
Recalling North American disasters?
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rubschin:
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Flew to Canada wearing only a tiny pair of pants in order to address a conference of Spanish women who had no legs.
I blame the drugs. evil:
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I blame your imagination. whistle:
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rubschin:
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Flew to Canada wearing only a tiny pair of pants in order to address a conference of Spanish women who had no legs.
I blame the drugs. evil:
Grassy arse?
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I blame your imagination. whistle:
:thumbsup:
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I didn't know that Ronnie Barker was:
a )tattooed all over
b) often sang a collection of songs from musicals naked in clubs
I think there are still drugs in my system rubschin:
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I didn't know that Ronnie Barker was:
a )tattooed all over
b) often sang a collection of songs from musicals naked in clubs
I think there are still drugs in my system rubschin:
They've released your hidden gay fantasies side you say?
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sick2:
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I didn't know that Ronnie Barker was:
a )tattooed all over
b) often sang a collection of songs from musicals naked in clubs
I think there are still drugs in my system rubschin:
Phantom Cabaret Blower ?
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I didn't know that Ronnie Barker was:
a )tattooed all over
b) often sang a collection of songs from musicals naked in clubs
I think there are still drugs in my system rubschin:
Phantom Cabaret Blower ?
Fatman of the Opera
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drumroll:
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I didn't know that Ronnie Barker was:
a )tattooed all over
b) often sang a collection of songs from musicals naked in clubs
I think there are still drugs in my system rubschin:
Phantom Cabaret Blower ?
Fatman of the Opera
;D ;D ;D
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I didn't know that Ronnie Barker was:
a )tattooed all over
b) often sang a collection of songs from musicals naked in clubs
I think there are still drugs in my system rubschin:
Occam's razor applies... You'e bonkers. whistle:
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evil:
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Flew to Canada wearing only a tiny pair of pants in order to address a conference of Spanish women who had no legs.
I blame the drugs. evil:
Grassy arse?
happy001
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evil:
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Flew to Canada wearing only a tiny pair of pants in order to address a conference of Spanish women who had no legs.
I blame the drugs. evil:
Grassy arse?
happy001
happy001 happy001
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Can you really get a lawnmower attachment to fit on the front of your car? rubschin:
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Can you really get a lawnmower attachment to fit on the front of your car? rubschin:
:thumbsup:
(https://s2.postimg.org/iw6w2eno5/car_lawnmower.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/iw6w2eno5/)
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Can you really get a lawnmower attachment to fit on the front of your car? rubschin:
Try it! :thumbsup:
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Flew to Canada wearing only a tiny pair of pants in order to address a conference of Spanish women who had no legs.
I blame the drugs. evil:
I agree, the shrinks clearly need to up your dosage... whistle:
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Last night was bad. I hate heights, so being strapped to the outside of a tram on a roller coaster was not nice scared2:
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Dreamt about Apey last night eeek:
He was all sad and depressed (prolly paid a bill) and me and Pasties had the job of cheering him up. I think it involved a lot of collapso.. noooo:
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Dreamt about Apey last night eeek:
He was all sad and depressed (prolly paid a bill) and me and Pasties had the job of cheering him up. I think it involved a lot of collapso.. noooo:
Gayer:
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Dreamt about Apey last night eeek:
He was all sad and depressed (prolly paid a bill) and me and Pasties had the job of cheering him up. I think it involved a lot of collapso.. noooo:
cloud9:
scared2:
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Dreamt about Apey last night eeek:
He was all sad and depressed (prolly paid a bill) and me and Pasties had the job of cheering him up. I think it involved a lot of collapso.. noooo:
Does Dr Nick do outreach now then ? eeek:
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angel1
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Dreamt about Apey last night eeek:
He was all sad and depressed (prolly paid a bill) and me and Pasties had the job of cheering him up. I think it involved a lot of collapso.. noooo:
cloud9:
scared2:
Out of interest is the fear caused by just the thought of having to pay a bill or Nick pouring collapsio down your throat? rubschin:
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Played snakes and ladders with Jacob Rees-Mogg, with real ladders and snakes. eeek:
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Played snakes and ladders with Jacob Rees-Mogg, with real ladders and snakes. eeek:
Mandy??? eeek:
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Had a carthorse in bed all night. Bastard kept biting me.
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Had a carthorse in bed all night. Bastard kept biting me.
NightMare?
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Had a carthorse in bed all night. Bastard kept biting me.
NightMare?
drumroll:
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Had a carthorse in bed all night. Bastard kept biting me.
NightMare?
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Had a carthorse in bed all night. Bastard kept biting me.
NightMare?
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Had a carthorse in bed all night. Bastard kept biting me.
NightMare?
;D ;D ;D
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drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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So 4am this morning I was dreaming I was choking to death being strangled by some rogue or villain
At 4.01 I woke to realise I bleeding well WAS choking to death (well maybe a modicum of exaggeration)
Top tip: should you ever take a calcium tablet last thing at night (latest cramp preventer says the chemist) then do wash it down properly. All me clacky bits in my throat were well gummed up and stuck in the don't let in air position.
twas scared2: and not a little sick2: inducing
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Entertainments officer on an aircraft carrier. My predecessor had stocked up with a selection of French New Wave films and a large collection of highbrow literature. I was not popular.
WTF was that about?
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Entertainments officer on an aircraft carrier. My predecessor had stocked up with a selection of French New Wave films and a large collection of highbrow literature. I was not popular.
WTF was that about?
whacky115
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Rather have that than Nod's bullfighting nightmares noooo:
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Spent the night building a diesel engine out of a kit. It was made of cardboard. Then fitted it to a bus which was suspended under an airship.
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Escape plans covering all modes of transport rubschin:
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rubschin: rubschin:
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Spent the night building a diesel engine out of a kit. It was made of cardboard. Then fitted it to a bus which was suspended under an airship.
Yeah but what about the dream?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
The airship was a mistake as the only route to the ground was a near vertical slide, so it turned into a vertigo and falling dream, so I woke up in a cold sweat noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
The airship was a mistake as the only route to the ground was a near vertical slide, so it turned into a vertigo and falling dream, so I woke up in a cold sweat noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Got snogged by my ex-sister in law and tried to run away to Brazil but missed the plane. Woke up sweating. scared2:
Went back to sleep and got attacked by a man in medieval dress with an electric water pistol. scared2:
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Got snogged by my ex-sister in law and tried to run away to Brazil but missed the plane. Woke up sweating. scared2:
Went back to sleep and got attacked by a man in medieval dress with an electric water pistol. scared2:
noooo:
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Got snogged by my ex-sister in law and tried to run away to Brazil but missed the plane. Woke up sweating. scared2:
Went back to sleep and got attacked by a man in medieval dress with an electric water pistol. scared2:
noooo:
It's clear that Nick's subconscious is trying to tell him something. On reflection I believe that it is 'All hope abandon, ye who enter here...' rubschin:
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Was the chief detective in a murder investigation in which all the witnesses were insects. rubschin:
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Was the chief detective in a murder investigation in which all the witnesses were insects. rubschin:
Who got murdered...? rubschin:
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What kind of insects? The venomous kind? rubschin:
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And did you keep all the witnesses in a matchbox...? rubschin:
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Victim was some French bloke. The bee and the praying mantis had the best dance moves.
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Victim was some French bloke. The bee and the praying mantis had the best dance moves.
So venomous and carnivorous...........interesting.... rubschin:
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A bee, praying mantis and a frog you say...? rubschin:
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Was Rice Pudding involved?
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Victim was some French bloke. The bee and the praying mantis had the best dance moves.
De Gall wasp?
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
Yes but what about the dream?
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horn:
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
whacky115
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
I once had some guys working for me sealing concrete joints on the M54. Their previous contract was sealing the joints on one of the telescope dishes at Jodrell Bank. They received a bollocking off one of the scientists one dinner time because they were using the placcy bags the sealant came in as sledges and having races down the dish lol:
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
I once had some guys working for me sealing concrete joints on the M54. Their previous contract was sealing the joints on one of the telescope dishes at Jodrell Bank. They received a bollocking off one of the scientists one dinner time because they were using the placcy bags the sealant came in as sledges and having races down the dish lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
I once had some guys working for me sealing concrete joints on the M54. Their previous contract was sealing the joints on one of the telescope dishes at Jodrell Bank. They received a bollocking off one of the scientists one dinner time because they were using the placcy bags the sealant came in as sledges and having races down the dish lol:
I assume it was a parabollocking?
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
I once had some guys working for me sealing concrete joints on the M54. Their previous contract was sealing the joints on one of the telescope dishes at Jodrell Bank. They received a bollocking off one of the scientists one dinner time because they were using the placcy bags the sealant came in as sledges and having races down the dish lol:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
That said if you ever get the chance to walk on a radio telescope do so. It's just weird. (Jeez that was 40 years ago)
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
I once had some guys working for me sealing concrete joints on the M54. Their previous contract was sealing the joints on one of the telescope dishes at Jodrell Bank. They received a bollocking off one of the scientists one dinner time because they were using the placcy bags the sealant came in as sledges and having races down the dish lol:
I assume it was a parabollocking?
lol:
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
I once had some guys working for me sealing concrete joints on the M54. Their previous contract was sealing the joints on one of the telescope dishes at Jodrell Bank. They received a bollocking off one of the scientists one dinner time because they were using the placcy bags the sealant came in as sledges and having races down the dish lol:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
That said if you ever get the chance to walk on a radio telescope do so. It's just weird. (Jeez that was 40 years ago)
:thumbsup:
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Spent all night on some ghastly quests involving every known form of human transport and all sorts of weird chalenges, Lost the fish I bought, had a teeny tiny phone, kept dropping stuff, kept being late, I feel exhausted. NickSick
And part of it involved being stuck in the dish of a radio telescope which had been coated in vaseline! That was horrid.
Challenge Annicka? rubschin:
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You boys are a funny lot noooo: noooo: noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Went to the Cairo Garden Festival. Cairo looks rather like Surbiton.
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Went to the Cairo Garden Festival. Cairo looks rather like Surbiton.
rubschin:
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Went to the Cairo Garden Festival. Cairo looks rather like Surbiton.
You sure it wasn't Kew ? rubschin:
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Went to the Cairo Garden Festival. Cairo looks rather like Surbiton.
You sure it wasn't Kew ? rubschin:
Isn't he at Camberwick Green?
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Sunday night: killed two greyhounds I was looking after redface:
Monday night: Masterminded a scheme for IKEA Croydon to give away 10 tons of free mangoes rubschin:
Both times woke up convinced that these were real events....
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Sunday night: killed two greyhounds I was looking after redface:
Monday night: Masterminded a scheme for IKEA Croydon to give away 10 tons of free mangoes rubschin:
Both times woke up convinced that these were real events....
noooo:
I had a kip before going to the airport last night.
When LL woke me up I was having a dream about trying to dry clothes in a spin dryer but I hadn't put the drain hose in the sink and the water went all over the floor...
...so I had to use the dry clothes to mop up the water and put them back in the spin dryer...
...but I hadn't put the drain hose in the sink and the water went all over the floor...
...so I had to use the dry clothes to mop up the water and put them back in the spin dryer...
...but I hadn't put the drain hose in the sink and the water went all over the floor...
...so I had to use the dry clothes to mop up the water and put them back in the spin dryer...
::)
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Are you sure it was a dream?
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Are you sure it was a dream?
rubschin:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
You were bloody well told not to touch that red button with DO NOT TOUCH written on it... noooo:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Should I bother starting the painting today then...? rubschin:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Still the Catholic fear of judgement remains lol:
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Shrugs:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Still the Catholic fear of judgement remains lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Are we talking British Summer Time or NY Time scared2:
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Are we talking British Summer Time or NY Time scared2:
This Sunday or next Sunday?
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Are we talking British Summer Time or NY Time scared2:
This Sunday or next Sunday?
;D ;D
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The end of the world. In fact, the end of the universe. A complete meltdown of everything in existence with everyone and everything dead.
We were told it would happen at 1.00, so naturally I spent the morning tidying up my flat rubschin:
Are we talking British Summer Time or NY Time scared2:
This Sunday or next Sunday?
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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I dreamt someone had put uncooked lasagne pasta sheets down all the toilets and they had obviously all expanded and pasta unbungers were urgently required rubschin:
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I dreamt someone had put uncooked lasagne pasta sheets down all the toilets and they had obviously all expanded and pasta unbungers were urgently required rubschin:
whacky115
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You need a holiday in Italy :thumbsup:
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I dreamt someone had put uncooked lasagne pasta sheets down all the toilets and they had obviously all expanded and pasta unbungers were urgently required rubschin:
Do you dream in Italien.. rubschin: put on a strong WOP accent and say sheets ..then it makes sense ....... rubschin:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Shaddupa ya face ...!!
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
point:
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
point:
Art trumps life?
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
point:
Art trumps life?
drumroll:
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
point:
Art trumps life?
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
point:
Art trumps life?
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
So you are dreaming about Trump removing your trousers in a public toilet.....? rubschin:
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Almost cinematic narrative about catching Trump red handed in a massive art theft and exposing him to the press and police. Unfortunately he noticed me tailing him and stole my trousers and locked me in a public toilet sad24:
point:
Art trumps life?
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Am I responsible for this sweaty insanity?? Eh?
I now dread going to sleep evil:
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Am I responsible for this sweaty insanity?? Eh?
I now dread going to sleep evil:
Sweet dreams about Donald, maybe this time Nod will join the insanity... whistle:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Last night was sweaty scared2:
OK, I murdered her but she should not have been up that ladder and there was no need for armed police!
Woke up screaming
And why did I have to then spend hours working out possible audience flow through the entrances of a 5000 year old amphitheatre?
With diagrams
And why can't I forget this?
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Last night was sweaty scared2:
OK, I murdered her but she should not have been up that ladder and there was no need for armed police!
Woke up screaming
And why did I have to then spend hours working out possible audience flow through the entrances of a 5000 year old amphitheatre?
With diagrams
And why can't I forget this?
eeek:
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Last night was sweaty scared2:
OK, I murdered her but she should not have been up that ladder and there was no need for armed police!
Woke up screaming
And why did I have to then spend hours working out possible audience flow through the entrances of a 5000 year old amphitheatre?
With diagrams
And why can't I forget this?
eeek:
Surely the shocking thing is he thinks it's a dream. Hasn't he seen the local news yet?
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Last night was sweaty scared2:
OK, I murdered her but she should not have been up that ladder and there was no need for armed police!
Woke up screaming
And why did I have to then spend hours working out possible audience flow through the entrances of a 5000 year old amphitheatre?
With diagrams
And why can't I forget this?
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Wm4viju9ShGae3td42yVtQ-320-80.jpg)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/PN7Vrwd5/12038663-10153304879032239-1405375824249034579-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PN7Vrwd5)
evil:
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Olympic games, only with mice eeek:
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Olympic games, only with mice eeek:
It's been years since I studied psychology but if memory serves dreaming about mice signifies feelings of fear, meekness and a lack of assertiveness... rubschin:
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rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
What if they are pole vaulting?
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Hundreds of bear cubs all night. They were a bit bitey sad24:
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Hundreds of bear cubs all night. They were a bit bitey sad24:
Sounds like you are missing Growler and understand his frustration with you having gone through similar with Nod.. rubschin:
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Hundreds of bear cubs all night. They were a bit bitey sad24:
Sounds like you are missing Growler and understand his frustration with you having gone through similar with Nod.. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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For some reason I saw this and thought of Nick.. rubschin:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2ef123240f8f97aa25af63cfdd7f02d2-lq)
whistle:
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Had a job as a chauffeur for a family of vampires. You just can't trust them! eeek: scared2:
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Had a job as a chauffeur for a family of vampires. You just can't trust them! eeek: scared2:
eeek:
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Had a job as a chauffeur for a family of vampires. You just can't trust them! eeek: scared2:
it's the way you can't see them in the rear view mirror that's so annoying
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You had the same job? eeek:
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You had the same job? eeek:
It's the always working night shifts that I couldn't take
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Questioned by the plod about a murder
Fortunately I had disposed of the body at sea angel1
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Questioned by the plod about a murder
Fortunately I had disposed of the body at sea angel1
But you've got a canal lock
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Not keen on a floater
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Not keen on a floater
;D