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Title: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2009, 09:26:21 PM: We already know that BM thinks that macaroni cheese is sick2: and Miss D believes seafood is yuckster but I have another one (possibly 2 for you)

Firstly, the cornish marmite pasty. sick2:

http://www.thisiswesternmorningnews.co.uk/news/pasty-comes-recession/article-1137064-detail/article.html (http://www.thisiswesternmorningnews.co.uk/news/pasty-comes-recession/article-1137064-detail/article.html)

The other one (I'll let you know how it tastes when I work myself up enough to try it) is chilli coke. scared2:

Any other additions?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:26:23 AM: Well Chilli Coke is......................interesting. Tastes like normal coke to start with, then the chilli kicks in with a burn to the back of the throat.

Necking a bottle of it in one go wasnt a bright idea. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:14:28 AM: You've become very verbose since your laydee friend joined the board... rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2009, 06:36:57 AM: Feeling threatened BM lol: lol: lol:

Marmite as the discussion has gone on Facebook is an ultimate food of wrongness and I may have been in the minority but I'm sure we voted to eradicate the stuff from the planet whistle:

Seafood is high on the list but Celery is the most repugnant food known to the human race noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 06:50:18 AM: I eschew rhubarb in any form. sick2:

Sadly, Mrs DS #3 does not. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 08:16:20 AM: Celery sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2009, 08:24:19 AM: Beetroot sick2:
Vegetable Marrow sick2:
Liver sick2: sick2:
Tongue sick2: sick2: sick2:
Heart sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Tripe sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 08:34:37 AM: Beetroot cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2009, 08:39:44 AM: To those unfamiliar with Miss D?s Food of Wrongness categories here is a refresher:

Dirt Food = beetroot , fennel , celery etc

Baby food = rice pudding, semolina, tapioca etc

Fish food = anything that swam in water

Sock Food = Goats cheese , feta cheese etc

Awful Food = Offal - all internal organs are wrong

Sludge Food = Marmite, vegemite , Bovril etc
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 08:40:39 AM: Do you eat eggs? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2009, 08:47:28 AM: Oh yes cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 08:48:48 AM: But they come out of hens' bottoms rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2009, 08:50:10 AM: Yes - but's it's intentional whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 09:37:03 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 13, 2009, 08:39:44 AM
To those unfamiliar with Miss D?s Food of Wrongness categories here is a refresher:

Dirt Food = beetroot , fennel , celery etc

Baby food = rice pudding, semolina, tapioca etc

Fish food = anything that swam in water

Sock Food = Goats cheese , feta cheese etc

Awful Food = Offal - all internal organs are wrong

Sludge Food = Marmite, vegemite , Bovril etc

I'd better get down the shops... redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 09:40:43 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 09:37:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 13, 2009, 08:39:44 AM
To those unfamiliar with Miss D?s Food of Wrongness categories here is a refresher:

Dirt Food = beetroot , fennel , celery etc

Baby food = rice pudding, semolina, tapioca etc

Fish food = anything that swam in water

Sock Food = Goats cheese , feta cheese etc

Awful Food = Offal - all internal organs are wrong

Sludge Food = Marmite, vegemite , Bovril etc

I'd better get down the shops... redface:

Yes, quickly, before she starts unpacking your blue-ray ~~porn~~ art movies and cramming in the pot noodles.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 09:42:12 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 09:37:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 13, 2009, 08:39:44 AM
To those unfamiliar with Miss D?s Food of Wrongness categories here is a refresher:

Dirt Food = beetroot , fennel , celery etc

Baby food = rice pudding, semolina, tapioca etc

Fish food = anything that swam in water

Sock Food = Goats cheese , feta cheese etc

Awful Food = Offal - all internal organs are wrong

Sludge Food = Marmite, vegemite , Bovril etc

I'd better get down the shops... redface:

Yes, quickly, before she starts unpacking your blue-ray ~~porn~~ art movies and cramming in the pot noodles.
eeek:

I do have chocolate and mini Magnums in abundance... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2009, 09:43:23 AM: Thats fine then . I have no other special dietary requirements cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 09:53:48 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:14:28 AM
You've become very verbose since your laydee friend joined the board... rubschin:

I've had a lot to work through of late. Its just taken me a little while but now I'm more or less back to my usual self.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 09:55:36 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:14:28 AM
You've become very verbose since your laydee friend joined the board... rubschin:

I've had a lot to work through of late. Its just taken me a little while but now I'm more or less back to my usual self.

No need to apologise. We can cope. ;)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 09:57:23 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:14:28 AM
You've become very verbose since your laydee friend joined the board... rubschin:

I've had a lot to work through of late. Its just taken me a little while but now I'm more or less back to my usual self.

Of course... Liar:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:25:12 PM: Careful, I'll start inviting more newbies..... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 01:29:29 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:25:12 PM
Careful, I'll start inviting more newbies..... whistle:
Newbies always welcome! cloud9:

Didn't we have a 'promotion' at one point - extra karma points for new member introductions...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 02:08:11 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 01:29:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:25:12 PM
Careful, I'll start inviting more newbies..... whistle:
Newbies always welcome! cloud9:

Didn't we have a 'promotion' at one point - extra karma points for new member introductions...? rubschin:

Yes, then you take them all away with some "clerical error". evil:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:32:59 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 02:08:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 01:29:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:25:12 PM
Careful, I'll start inviting more newbies..... whistle:
Newbies always welcome! cloud9:

Didn't we have a 'promotion' at one point - extra karma points for new member introductions...? rubschin:

Yes, then you take them all away with some "clerical error". evil:
Oh yes... redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:34:12 PM: Well I have one confirmed and three potential newbies so no clerical errors this time BM whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:52:15 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:34:12 PM
Well I have one confirmed and three potential newbies so no clerical errors this time BM whistle:
Promise!

happy001
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:53:36 PM: Jellyfish burgers
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:54:12 PM: Jellyfish fingers
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:54:51 PM: Jellyfish sandwiches with Branston pickle
Jellyfish Melba
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:57:43 PM: How about these:

From Cambodia, Tarantulas
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f1.jpg&hash=49c009d90f1636e7da97f40b6f91d8b4870ecc0a)

Raw Herring from Holland
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f2.jpg&hash=e5bb0bb93d46a462c53430a3d4e10d62798bd178)

Indonesian Stink Bugs
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f3.jpg&hash=eb269d95f1288535b4ed28630eb866278625d085)

From China and Japan, Tuna Eyeballs
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f4.jpg&hash=e95f81892d663a881ffff08c00c257f6f7650c33)

Chinese Beetles
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f5.jpg&hash=ae2c8886dc0788b2272fc4814a4669ed21a01a12)

Also from China Horseshoe Crab Roe and Nast
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f6.jpg&hash=45dd047a6ea3bef20649d8b823cb7597304c1e11)

Raw Octopus
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f7.jpg&hash=4eb102d67804d0f551227ee762c4ac24d2bbbc0e)

Cooked Crickets
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f8.jpg&hash=0282520f03368af6bdb65875c6bdb45f8c94ebd0)

Rotted Soybeans, eaten in various parts of Asia
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f9.jpg&hash=4d2c5bcc66a9f859b46a7b8d7aa6a818c613462a)

From Southeast Asia, Duck Foetus Eggs
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f10.jpg&hash=a42efd18430bbf492fa9d608daa2fe9cf862fc6c)

The infamous Birds Nest Soup
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f11.jpg&hash=7bf7ee0349e1bbc1636a69349dc9b307b35957f8)

From Botswana, Mopane caterpillars
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f13.jpg&hash=5f710ae258876b6bbcd9b8c927b04560b01b7dc4)

And finally, another Asian delicacy. Codfish sperm sick2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f12.jpg&hash=5fc713527ad59e2640bea292c5bb9157a1d47de6)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:58:15 PM: whacky115
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2009, 03:22:03 PM: Spam
Broad beans, though this is based on memories of grey bullet type things that were served at school so I am willing to give them another go.
Beetroot in blackcurrant jelly very bad and very wrong on their own each is fine.
Chittlings. sick2:
Tripe
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 03:25:21 PM: Actually, thinking back to when I did volunteer work in Romania, smoked pork fat. sick2:

On balance I'm now more than a little suspicious that I appeared to be the only person in the group who wasnt vegetarian. rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on September 13, 2009, 03:36:16 PM: Kimchi sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:48:12 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:57:43 PM
How about these:

From Cambodia, Tarantulas
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f1.jpg&hash=49c009d90f1636e7da97f40b6f91d8b4870ecc0a)

Raw Herring from Holland
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f2.jpg&hash=e5bb0bb93d46a462c53430a3d4e10d62798bd178)

Indonesian Stink Bugs
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f3.jpg&hash=eb269d95f1288535b4ed28630eb866278625d085)

From China and Japan, Tuna Eyeballs
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f4.jpg&hash=e95f81892d663a881ffff08c00c257f6f7650c33)

Chinese Beetles
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f5.jpg&hash=ae2c8886dc0788b2272fc4814a4669ed21a01a12)

Also from China Horseshoe Crab Roe and Nast
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f6.jpg&hash=45dd047a6ea3bef20649d8b823cb7597304c1e11)

Raw Octopus
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f7.jpg&hash=4eb102d67804d0f551227ee762c4ac24d2bbbc0e)

Cooked Crickets
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f8.jpg&hash=0282520f03368af6bdb65875c6bdb45f8c94ebd0)

Rotted Soybeans, eaten in various parts of Asia
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f9.jpg&hash=4d2c5bcc66a9f859b46a7b8d7aa6a818c613462a)

From Southeast Asia, Duck Foetus Eggs
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f10.jpg&hash=a42efd18430bbf492fa9d608daa2fe9cf862fc6c)

The infamous Birds Nest Soup
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f11.jpg&hash=7bf7ee0349e1bbc1636a69349dc9b307b35957f8)

From Botswana, Mopane caterpillars
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f13.jpg&hash=5f710ae258876b6bbcd9b8c927b04560b01b7dc4)

And finally, another Asian delicacy. Codfish sperm sick2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F67.199.7.46%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa307_f12.jpg&hash=5fc713527ad59e2640bea292c5bb9157a1d47de6)

whatimage:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 03:49:04 PM: Worked fine for me, must be a problem on your end BM whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2009, 03:52:38 PM: Worked fine for me too....I have just seen a picture of a genital bisection. eeek: sick2: Why on earth would a bloke want to do that/have that done to him. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:52:54 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 03:49:04 PM
Worked fine for me, must be a problem on your end BM whistle:

Of course... ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fwhatpost.jpg&hash=9a12422fd0c6f27b613bd14a90b6c18f63739e43)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:53:38 PM: Anyhoo...

Little baby jellyfish - Jelly Tots! happy001
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2009, 03:57:59 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Anyhoo...

Little baby jellyfish - Jelly Tots! happy001

I suppose you think you're funny. noooo:

Anyhoo.. .I have just seen a picture of a genital bisection. eeek: sick2: Why on earth would a bloke want to do that/have that done to him?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 04:07:44 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 13, 2009, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Anyhoo...

Little baby jellyfish - Jelly Tots! happy001

I suppose you think you're funny. noooo:

Anyhoo.. .I have just seen a picture of a genital bisection. eeek: sick2: Why on earth would a bloke want to do that/have that done to him?
Probably a cock up.

Or two half cocks up?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:09:18 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 13, 2009, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Anyhoo...

Little baby jellyfish - Jelly Tots! happy001

I suppose you think you're funny. noooo:

Anyhoo.. .I have just seen a picture of a genital bisection. eeek: sick2: Why on earth would a bloke want to do that/have that done to him?
Where is this picture of which you speak...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 04:11:13 PM: Want to find out what LL has threatened to do to you if you arent on your best behaviour BM? whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:12:11 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Want to find out what LL has threatened to do to you if you arent on your best behaviour BM? whistle:
I am always on my best behaviour... angel1
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 04:14:23 PM: Quote from: Pastis on September 13, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Kimchi sick2:

Kim who? Another new member? Maybe one from the picture referred to by Miss Creant?

Just wondering......

rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on September 13, 2009, 04:20:43 PM: Quote from: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 13, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Kimchi sick2:

Kim who? Another new member? Maybe one from the picture referred to by Miss Creant?

Just wondering......

rubschin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimchi

'orrible noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2009, 04:22:02 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:09:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 13, 2009, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Anyhoo...

Little baby jellyfish - Jelly Tots! happy001

I suppose you think you're funny. noooo:

Anyhoo.. .I have just seen a picture of a genital bisection. eeek: sick2: Why on earth would a bloke want to do that/have that done to him?
Where is this picture of which you speak...? rubschin:

I did warn you, so please don't blame me if you end up having nightmares tonight.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx139mKi.jpg&hash=37806e3a265b1dd99a7973605e9497450cec97b2) (http://www.postimage.org/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F9039%2F89934325.jpg&hash=269e8f134d85d5e0202b601503a6e6963eab7230) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on September 13, 2009, 04:37:42 PM: NOOOOO!
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 04:51:15 PM: Quote from: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 13, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Kimchi sick2:

Kim who? Another new member? Maybe one from the picture referred to by Miss Creant?

Just wondering......

rubschin:

Oh no
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:52:53 PM: Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh I am blind!
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 04:53:30 PM: Your bucket is back to front you dolt ::)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 04:53:52 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2009, 04:53:30 PM
Your bucket is back to front you dolt ::)
Oh yes... redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
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sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 05:29:27 PM: But it does beg the question - what were you actually looking for when you - er - stumbled across that picture? I cant imagine what typo in Google images would produce 'genital bisection'...... lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2009, 05:35:08 PM: redface: Grumpmeister made me do it. Oddee.com
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 05:37:35 PM: Thats Grumpypants can be very persuasive. Its his fault Im here confused:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:50:37 PM: Quote from: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 05:25:50 PM
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sick2:

Sorry Rare, Nick should have warned you to close your eyes when BM lifts up the bucket. whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 05:50:53 PM: Quote from: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
Thats Grumpypants can be very persuasive. Its his fault Im here confused:
point:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:52:21 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 05:50:53 PM
Quote from: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
Thats Grumpypants can be very persuasive. Its his fault Im here confused:
point:

Wait and see if the others take up the invite..... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 05:53:04 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2009, 05:50:53 PM
Quote from: Rarelady on September 13, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
Thats Grumpypants can be very persuasive. Its his fault Im here confused:
point:

Wait and see if the others take up the invite..... eveilgrin:
More Laydees...? eyes:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:54:17 PM: Well somone has to put you in your place BM.... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 05:55:43 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:54:17 PM
Well somone has to put you in your place BM.... whistle:
Many have tried... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:56:30 PM: If they sign up I know who my money is on. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 06:00:23 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
If they sign up I know who my money is on. eveilgrin:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Rarelady on September 19, 2009, 06:03:18 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
If they sign up I know who my money is on. eveilgrin:

Oh yeeeessssss! Has to be the devilish one I reckon ;D
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2009, 06:58:38 PM: Quote from: Rarelady on September 19, 2009, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
If they sign up I know who my money is on. eveilgrin:

Oh yeeeessssss! Has to be the devilish one I reckon ;D
Well, where are they...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2010, 06:01:45 PM: Popped in to see my sis today and she poured me a large glass of some red fluid and said "Try that, it's wonderful and really good for you."

It was sick2:

Fooking Beetroot Juice sick2:

SHe gave me a bottle of it to take home noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2010, 06:09:21 PM: Vileness in a glass sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on April 30, 2010, 06:16:34 PM: Pink pee rubschin: Could be worrying.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2010, 06:51:11 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2010, 06:01:45 PM
Popped in to see my sis today and she poured me a large glass of some red fluid and said "Try that, it's wonderful and really good for you."

It was sick2:

Fooking Beetroot Juice sick2:

SHe gave me a bottle of it to take home noooo:

Perhaps she thought you needed 'building up'?

point:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 01, 2010, 09:47:12 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2010, 06:01:45 PM
Popped in to see my sis today and she poured me a large glass of some red fluid and said "Try that, it's wonderful and really good for you."

It was sick2:

Fooking Beetroot Juice sick2:

SHe gave me a bottle of it to take home noooo:

I juice my own but having looking for it in the shops for ages where did your sister get hers from?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2010, 10:30:35 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on May 01, 2010, 09:47:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2010, 06:01:45 PM
Popped in to see my sis today and she poured me a large glass of some red fluid and said "Try that, it's wonderful and really good for you."

It was sick2:

Fooking Beetroot Juice sick2:

SHe gave me a bottle of it to take home noooo:

I juice my own but having looking for it in the shops for ages where did your sister get hers from?

Did she find it in your dustbin? lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 01, 2010, 01:13:29 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2010, 02:14:15 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on May 01, 2010, 01:13:29 PM
evil:

point:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 01, 2010, 03:31:09 PM: Anyhooo

Walnuts!!! sick2: Why do soooo many baking recipes call for them!?!?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2010, 03:35:31 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 01, 2010, 03:31:09 PM
Anyhooo

Walnuts!!! sick2: Why do soooo many baking recipes call for them!?!?

Hello Wenchy! cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2010, 05:50:36 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 01, 2010, 03:31:09 PM
Anyhooo

Walnuts!!! sick2: Why do soooo many baking recipes call for them!?!?

I adore walnuts but we can't have them in the house such is the allergic reaction from Minimus
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 01, 2010, 05:55:38 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 01, 2010, 03:31:09 PM
Anyhooo

Walnuts!!! sick2: Why do soooo many baking recipes call for them!?!?
Steer away from walnut flavored recipes and on the whole you'll be OK Wenchy. I found a walnut tree in the village daughter No 1 lives in, horrified her and her partner by raiding it, horrified myself when I remembered why I had stopped collecting raw nuts (as it were) years ago. redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2010, 03:22:08 PM: Disgusterous things. I substitute pecans, much nicer!
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2010, 03:34:19 PM: I sometimes make a banana and pecan cake. Last time I didn't have any pecans in the cupboard so I substituted walnuts. sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 03:43:06 PM: Had you run out of bananas too? Shop at Tesco. YOu know it makes nonsense noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2010, 04:06:28 PM: Always got plenty of bananas. I make the cake if and when I have a few manky ones left at the end of the week.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 04:06:55 PM: sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2010, 04:10:06 PM: Wot?

They get mashed up anyway.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on May 02, 2010, 07:01:57 PM: Where do we stand on leeks? Had some today - no roasted parsnips - which was an improvement rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2010, 07:04:46 PM: Yumster cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 07:06:36 PM: I like leeks... cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2010, 07:45:40 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2010, 07:06:36 PM
I like leeks... cloud9:

The floor of the gents toilet must be a source of perpetual delight for you then. evil:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2010, 05:22:09 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2010, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2010, 07:06:36 PM
I like leeks... cloud9:

The floor of the gents toilet must be a source of perpetual delight for you then. evil:

drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 03, 2010, 10:52:30 AM: Parsnips and leeks both. cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 10, 2010, 01:10:41 PM: I have just returned home and had not eaten since yesterday evening. Food I thought seemed like a good idea. Something quick and easy. I can of tuna salad Mexican style beckoned from the cupboard. I have just thrown half of it away. I am still hungry. evil: Never again with this pass over this threshold, unless of course I sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2010, 05:55:46 PM: Banana & Celery salad with spicy yoghurt dressing ... noooo: noooo:

I have bananas, I have celery, why not combine them I thought looking through an old Seasonal Salads book? Toasted cumin, coriander seeds and cardoman .... mix into yoghurt and apply to sliced banana and lime and olive oil dressed celery ...

sick2: sick2: It's on it's way to the North Sea via the Kitchen Destructerator surrender:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2010, 05:59:25 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek:

noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2010, 05:59:39 PM: Quote from: Pastis on May 16, 2010, 05:55:46 PM
Banana & Celery salad with spicy yoghurt dressing ... noooo: noooo:

I have bananas, I have celery, why not combine them I thought looking through an old Seasonal Salads book? Toasted cumin, coriander seeds and cardoman .... mix into yoghurt and apply to sliced banana and lime and olive oil dressed celery ...

sick2: sick2: It's on it's way to the North Sea via the Kitchen Destructerator surrender:

You should have asked us like... noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2010, 06:03:14 PM: I was tempted to ask you lot when I read the first line of the recipe ...

"Take a firm banana...."
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2010, 06:07:55 PM: Quote from: Pastis on May 16, 2010, 06:03:14 PM
I was tempted to ask you lot when I read the first line of the recipe ...

"Take a firm banana...."

Yes...? angel1
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2010, 06:16:16 PM: Quote from: Pastis on May 16, 2010, 05:55:46 PM
Banana & Celery salad with spicy yoghurt dressing ... noooo: noooo:

Toasted cumin, coriander seeds and cardoman

One of my very few dislikes food-wise sick2: . Cardamons should be in day-glow colours so I can spot them in an indian, it's like having a mouthful of soap, very fragrant, but not for eating
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2010, 06:28:13 PM: The big hint that is was going to be totally disgusting was in the title ....banana and CELERY sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2010, 10:06:32 PM: Perhaps we should have a little thread called 'Food Miss D Likes' whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2010, 05:34:51 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2010, 10:06:32 PM
Perhaps we should have a little thread called 'Food Miss D Likes' whistle:

That would be a 'post' not a 'thread'... ::)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM: I am not a fussy eater redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2010, 06:29:59 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
I am not a fussy eater redface:

whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 08:59:08 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
I am not a fussy eater redface:
rubschin:
A list of "foods of rightness" then, if you please.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 09:25:33 AM: That would be:

Cake
Cake
Cake
Cake
Chocs
Cake
Voddy
Chocs
Voddy
Cake
::)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 12:22:12 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 08:59:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
I am not a fussy eater redface:
rubschin:
A list of "foods of rightness" then, if you please.

Meat ( no soya substitutes ) cloud9:
Potatoes
Rice ( not the wannabe couscous !!!! )
Salad ( minus anything horseradishy / beetroot / celery of course)
Bread ( all yummy forms of cloud9:)
vegetables ( in moderation)
Cakes of course ( as long as not tainted with anything almondy )
Sweets and chocolates
Yoghurts ( though not baby food like rice pudding and semolina )
cereals

See theres loads there
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 12:32:59 PM: You missed out Voddy and Collapso
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 12:42:11 PM: they are not food though surely...

Drinks of wrongness is a whole other subject whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 12:44:10 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 08:59:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
I am not a fussy eater redface:
rubschin:
A list of "foods of rightness" then, if you please.

Meat ( no soya substitutes ) cloud9:
Potatoes
Rice ( not the wannabe couscous !!!! )
Salad ( minus anything horseradishy / beetroot / celery of course)
Bread ( all yummy forms of cloud9:)
vegetables ( in moderation)
Cakes of course ( as long as not tainted with anything almondy )
Sweets and chocolates
Yoghurts ( though not baby food like rice pudding and semolina )
cereals

See theres loads there

Not wishing to be pedantic but WTF has couscous to do with rice?

Rice is rice. Couscous is pasta.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 12:45:35 PM: This is my categorisation of foods not yours....you can put things wherever you want whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 12:46:40 PM: So you don't eat pasta?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 12:51:21 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 12:45:35 PM
This is my categorisation of foods not yours....you can put things wherever you want whistle:

No wonder PT is keen noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 12:54:25 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 08:59:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
I am not a fussy eater redface:
rubschin:
A list of "foods of rightness" then, if you please.

Meat ( no soya substitutes ) cloud9:
Potatoes
Rice ( not the wannabe couscous !!!! )
Salad ( minus anything horseradishy / beetroot / celery of course)
Bread ( all yummy forms of cloud9:)
vegetables ( in moderation)
Cakes of course ( as long as not tainted with anything almondy )
Sweets and chocolates
Yoghurts ( though not baby food like rice pudding and semolina )
cereals

See theres loads there

Thank you.

The term 'balanced' does not spring readily to mind while reading that. . .
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 12:55:26 PM: There are some green things in there though whistle:

Oh and I like fruit lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 12:56:40 PM: Ancient yoghurts at the back of the fridge?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 01:00:19 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 12:46:40 PM
So you don't eat pasta?

Indeed I do ...is there anyone that can be offended by pasta ...on its own like without a variety of sauces on it or unless you have a wheat intolerance etc. rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 01:10:23 PM: BUT COUSCOUS IS PASTA! Banghead
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 01:14:01 PM: Well done... it is lol:

Though it really is trying to pretend to be a rice substutute....do keep up ol chap whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 01:16:27 PM: Quote
on its own
evil:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 01:18:08 PM: Chill hun ......what's an ' apostrophe ' between ' friends '''''''''' whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2010, 01:32:22 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 12:54:25 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2010, 08:59:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 06:13:53 AM
I am not a fussy eater redface:
rubschin:
A list of "foods of rightness" then, if you please.

Meat ( no soya substitutes ) cloud9:
Potatoes
Rice ( not the wannabe couscous !!!! )
Salad ( minus anything horseradishy / beetroot / celery of course)
Bread ( all yummy forms of cloud9:)
vegetables ( in moderation)
Cakes of course ( as long as not tainted with anything almondy )
Sweets and chocolates
Yoghurts ( though not baby food like rice pudding and semolina )
cereals

See theres loads there

Thank you.

The term 'balanced' does not spring readily to mind while reading that. . .

Are you suggesting Miss D is unbalanced? scared2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 01:52:43 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2010, 01:14:01 PM
Well done it is lol:

Though it really is trying to pretend to be a rice substutute....do keep up ol chap whistle:

No it isn't ~ it is being couscous .... It's you that can't tell the difference. cussing:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 02:29:44 PM: But dogs taste buds aren't renouned for their selectiveness are they ? whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2010, 02:32:14 PM: Certainly not ~ do you suppose we lick arses because we like the taste?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2010, 02:33:41 PM: You may say that but I couldn't possibly comment ;)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2010, 02:37:46 PM: Like Marmite, I am told noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 08:26:17 AM: The season is almost upon us and once more I dread the arrival in the shops of the Vegetable Marrow.

I hate the stuff ~ if ever there was a food of ultimate wrongness it is the MARROW!
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2010, 08:29:03 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
The season is almost upon us and once more I dread the arrival in the shops of the Vegetable Marrow.

I hate the stuff ~ if ever there was a food of ultimate wrongness it is the MARROW!

It was evolved as a film prop, but some idiot thought it worth eating. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 08:31:03 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2010, 08:29:03 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
The season is almost upon us and once more I dread the arrival in the shops of the Vegetable Marrow.

I hate the stuff ~ if ever there was a food of ultimate wrongness it is the MARROW!

It was evolved as a film prop, but some idiot thought it worth eating. noooo:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 08:31:17 AM: Yuk sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2010, 08:33:53 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2010, 08:31:17 AM
Yuk sick2:

Perhaps you should have eaten it?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 08:41:58 AM: lol:

Or not have got it confused with a butternut squash ;)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2010, 10:57:02 PM: Wonder what Miss D will make of this lol:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e1b4/

I'm half tempted just for the hell of it. rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 07:01:56 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2010, 10:57:02 PM
Wonder what Miss D will make of this lol:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e1b4/

I'm half tempted just for the hell of it. rubschin:

That deserves and Eeewwwww!
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 14, 2010, 07:22:06 AM: Eejits is what I make of them
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2010, 06:04:25 PM: Maybe so, but I'm certainly picking up a tin of the wasabi flavoured gumballs from that site.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 02, 2011, 08:05:26 PM: Salt and vinegar roasted peanuts. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2011, 08:45:44 PM: Never heard of them, never tried them, and no desire to either. They sound sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2011, 05:53:59 AM: Puketastic sounding bar snack.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 04, 2011, 02:10:44 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 03, 2011, 05:53:59 AM
Puketastic sounding bar snack.

"How would you like to taste that first packet all over again?"
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2011, 09:48:13 AM: My brother is trying to make me eat toast with Marmite XO on it... noooo:. Like feckin Marmite is not vile enough lets make it even stronger and more repugnant sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2011, 09:51:13 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 22, 2011, 09:48:13 AM
My brother is trying to make me eat toast with Marmite XO on it... noooo:. Like feckin Marmite is not vile enough lets make it even stronger and more repugnant sick2:

You and your brother are quite close are you? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2011, 09:55:01 AM: noooo:

He has just come back from japan and is showing my pics and stuf of all this vile food he has eaten. Lots of raw fish sick2: , Octopus balls, squid, whale and stuff. Gizzards of a chicken , chicken neck eeek:

He said he actually declined the turtle served in it's shell though noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM: Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 07:07:46 PM: Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:

Did they have their best footy shirts on .......... rubschin: and gravy on the chips.......
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:08:12 PM: Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:

Mushy Peas... the food of real men.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 07:09:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:

Mushy Peas... the food of real men.... cloud9:

Wrong ........... noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:10:18 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:

Did they have their best footy shirts on .......... rubschin: and gravy on the chips.......

Oh yes, they were right classy like. ::)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2011, 07:11:09 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:

Mushy Peas... the food of real men.... cloud9:
SO you don't like it either.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 07:11:21 PM: BM is right .... mushy peas with Pie and Mash from Pie shop.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:11:46 PM: Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:10:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
Quote from: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
Mushy Peas.

Nuclear powered flourescent shite should not be classed as food.

All the northerners in the chippy tonight had humungerous splodges of that muck on their plates. sick2:

Did they have their best footy shirts on .......... rubschin: and gravy on the chips.......

Oh yes, they were right classy like. ::)

I bet there was no much pea eaters with the label turned over on their jeans.... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:12:51 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
BM is right .... mushy peas with Pie and Mash from Pie shop.

Drool:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 07:14:25 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
BM is right .... mushy peas with Pie and Mash from Pie shop.

Read..........fray bentos from Lidl.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:15:16 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 07:14:25 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
BM is right .... mushy peas with Pie and Mash from Pie shop.

Read..........fray bentos from Lidl.......... whistle:

That'll do... with mushy peas like.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 07:17:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2011, 07:08:12 PM

Mushy Peas... the food of real men.... cloud9:

Prolly, the munters in dresses all seemed to have everything a man wants......tattoos, muscles & beards. whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2011, 07:50:53 PM: Mush peas are vile sick2:

Chips with gravy or curry sauce tho cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 08:21:18 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 23, 2011, 07:50:53 PM
Mush peas are vile sick2:

Chips with gravy or curry sauce tho cloud9:

Had you down more of a liquor girl..................... rubschin: with a pie.......
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2011, 08:23:15 PM: Na ...not keen on that type of liquor noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 08:26:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 23, 2011, 08:23:15 PM
Na ...not keen on that type of liquor noooo:

eeek: eeek: 8)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2011, 06:38:53 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 22, 2011, 09:48:13 AM
My brother is trying to make me eat toast with Marmite XO on it... noooo:. Like feckin Marmite is not vile enough lets make it even stronger and more repugnant sick2:

It seems the Danish government agrees with you:

Denmark bans sale of yeasty Marmite spread (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13536479)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 06:41:33 AM: I saw that yesterday. Seems someone has finally seen sense 8)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:44:17 AM: Now this is what I call wrong

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcT3Xkfxf-_HhPfqBvmHn2reLiOBmToOqeSlAU5HKDQbuPObVaN-%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=dcf5ddb53ff42f1c7ce9dc8acbf28a558352035b)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 08:06:24 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:44:17 AM
Now this is what I call wrong

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Ohhh noes, just what the doctor ordered. cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 08:08:44 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2011, 06:38:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 22, 2011, 09:48:13 AM
My brother is trying to make me eat toast with Marmite XO on it... noooo:. Like feckin Marmite is not vile enough lets make it even stronger and more repugnant sick2:

It seems the Danish government agrees with you:

Denmark bans sale of yeasty Marmite spread (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13536479)

They have banned Rice Krispies too lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2011, 03:07:14 PM: One of the people in our team made a cake and bought it in for everyone. Now she is an excellent cook so was well looking forward to this.

FFFfffing courgette and hazelnut cake.

Why ?

Why ?

Why ?

I spat it out redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 03:17:57 PM: Can you ask her for the recipe?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 03:18:20 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 10, 2011, 03:07:14 PM
One of the people in our team made a cake and bought it in for everyone. Now she is an excellent cook so was well looking forward to this.

FFFfffing courgette and hazelnut cake.

Why ?

Why ?

Why ?

I spat it out redface:

You don't like hazelnuts?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2011, 03:19:42 PM: Nuts are not a problem lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 03:21:18 PM: Crushed while they wait eh? ;)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2011, 04:17:48 PM: Normally I'm a fan of Japanese food, but this eeek: sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023196/Shocktopuss-Horrifying-moment-squid-comes-life-jumps-plate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023196/Shocktopuss-Horrifying-moment-squid-comes-life-jumps-plate.html)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on August 10, 2011, 05:12:40 PM: That is ... sick2: sick2:

Món mỳ mực nhảy múa Odori don VnExpress (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwvaEpYbUIM#ws)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on August 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM: Camel burgers? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 12, 2011, 03:52:04 PM: Quote from: Pastis on August 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM
Camel burgers? rubschin:

I expect they are every bit as tasty as the toes.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2011, 03:52:26 PM: I have found an alternative cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on August 12, 2011, 03:57:14 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 12, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM
Camel burgers? rubschin:

I expect they are every bit as tasty as the toes.

drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2011, 03:58:59 PM: I have dug some fish out of a frosty recess evil:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2011, 09:22:50 AM: I made some banana bread the other day cloud9:

I just toasted some, but forgot it was banana bread and put marmite on it sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 09:43:43 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2011, 09:22:50 AM
I made some banana bread the other day cloud9:

I just toasted some, but forgot it was banana bread and put marmite on it sick2:

Eeewwww! Bananas are a food of wrongness - unless eaten when they are just about ripe...

As a flavouring in anything else they are wrong, wrong, WRONG!
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2011, 07:09:38 PM: Just heard an report about how the EU is spending over £2m to encourage us to eat insects. So folks, what delights can we have:

How about oven baked tarantulas sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQY5fn60WpZKhLCB9v8Lra7N9v1I0mDWELvdYEipFN3GSnFyNtv&hash=d3860831b37994c614a78ad1eb4b315f33967a51)

The Oven Baked Tarantula is the new gory delight we have to offer. It might not go down too well sat on the buffet table next to the sausage rolls and crisps but it might just appeal to those who think eating Kangaroo testicles is ok.

http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Oven-Baked-Tarantula.html (http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Oven-Baked-Tarantula.html)

Or how about BBQ worm crisps, somehow I don't think I'll be having popcorn again any time soon..

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lazyboneuk.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fc%2F149%2Fwormcrispsz__24571_zoom.png&hash=3579f079b2dbba88b101c49805a01419fdba7a6c)

http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/BBQ-Flavoured-Worm-Crisps.html (http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/BBQ-Flavoured-Worm-Crisps.html)

Or if you fancy something sweeter, we have chocolate covered scorpions. Using only the finest scorpions, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lazyboneuk.com%2Fproduct_images%2Fg%2F221%2Fscorpions__35769_std.png&hash=c7d193f7e4d0cbb1adefc427e761282bab1194d5)

http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Chocolate-Covered-Scorpions.html (http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Chocolate-Covered-Scorpions.html)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 04, 2011, 07:26:53 PM: Ummm I have some meal worms in the kitchen cupboard. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pirate on September 04, 2011, 07:27:55 PM: Miss D's, Miss C's, Miss T's and Tipsy's food of ultimate rightness eyes:

http://www.cakeandcunnilingus.com/cunnilingusdiet.html (http://www.cakeandcunnilingus.com/cunnilingusdiet.html)

No offence...if it offends...
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2011, 07:51:39 PM: I have a high cake drive rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2011, 10:31:57 PM: Another one for the list, having watched Man vs Food earlier...

Rocky Mountain Oysters or as they are otherwise known, deep fried buffalo bollocks. sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 22, 2011, 05:00:10 PM: Have seen horses semen being drunk. noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 05:01:29 PM: sick2:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 22, 2011, 08:50:43 PM: Jackass 2 Best moments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQCDOCNAbcE#)

This lot.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on December 14, 2011, 09:58:30 AM: Toffee apple flavoured yoghurt sick2: sick2: sick2:

I thought the 4-pack was all Vanilla but only 2 were ... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2011, 09:17:45 AM: Another 2 for you, firstly the latest thing to hit Scotland deep fried butter... sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html)

The deep fried Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger has to come close behind on the disgusterous front although I admit I'm curious about deep fried coca cola. rubschin:

Or if you fancy something with a bit more texture, how about human buttock. sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2011, 10:17:36 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2011, 09:17:45 AM
Another 2 for you, firstly the latest thing to hit Scotland deep fried butter... sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html)

The deep fried Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger has to come close behind on the disgusterous front although I admit I'm curious about deep fried coca cola. rubschin:

Or if you fancy something with a bit more texture, how about human buttock. sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html)

I can think of some buttocks I wouldn't mind getting my teeth into... eyes:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2011, 10:21:47 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2011, 10:17:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2011, 09:17:45 AM
Another 2 for you, firstly the latest thing to hit Scotland deep fried butter... sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html)

The deep fried Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger has to come close behind on the disgusterous front although I admit I'm curious about deep fried coca cola. rubschin:

Or if you fancy something with a bit more texture, how about human buttock. sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html)

I can think of some buttocks I wouldn't mind getting my teeth into... eyes:

That's worth a thread all of its own. whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2011, 10:22:29 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 20, 2011, 10:21:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2011, 10:17:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2011, 09:17:45 AM
Another 2 for you, firstly the latest thing to hit Scotland deep fried butter... sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076260/Scottish-bar-The-Fiddlers-Elbow-serves-deep-fried-BUTTER.html)

The deep fried Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger has to come close behind on the disgusterous front although I admit I'm curious about deep fried coca cola. rubschin:

Or if you fancy something with a bit more texture, how about human buttock. sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076245/TV-presenters-push-boundaries-taste-filmed-eating-EACH-OTHER.html)

I can think of some buttocks I wouldn't mind getting my teeth into... eyes:

That's worth a thread all of its own. whistle:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 21, 2012, 08:50:29 PM: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959?productTrackingContext=search_results/search_shelf/center/1 (http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959?productTrackingContext=search_results/search_shelf/center/1)

sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2012, 09:14:47 PM: I was about to click on that link when I noticed some of the words noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2012, 09:17:23 PM: Indeed .....I didn't click on the linky either scared2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2012, 01:47:55 AM: I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this Miss C but just what on earth were you googling to find that?? eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Bar Wench on January 22, 2012, 10:51:31 AM: I was watching Cupcake Wars the other day (don't judge me) and someone made an avocado cream cupcake. sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2012, 12:13:32 PM: noooo:

sick2:

How can you mess with a cupcake like that ? noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Pastis on January 22, 2012, 06:28:35 PM: WTF is Cupcake Wars?

Laydee wrestling? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 06:31:00 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 22, 2012, 06:28:35 PM
WTF is Cupcake Wars?

Laydee wrestling? rubschin:

Hello? eyes:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 23, 2012, 04:58:10 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2012, 01:47:55 AM
I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this Miss C but just what on earth were you googling to find that?? eeek: sick2:

It was advertised on a FB page I follow. redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 03:46:31 PM: Chocolate coated sprouts??? sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16771677 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16771677)

I'm sorry but how pissed must you have been to come up with that. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 04:46:22 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 03:46:31 PM
Chocolate coated sprouts??? sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16771677 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16771677)

I'm sorry but how pissed must you have been to come up with that. noooo:

And how pissed do you need to be to eat them? sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM: We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:26:22 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:

I did have BM in mind for obvious reasons but thank you for volunteering in his stead. whistle:

As far as the laydee is concerned Darwin I'll leave that in your capable hands as my insurance doesn't cover that big a risk. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2012, 08:11:52 PM: I have come to the realisation that hard-boiled egg ice lollies are not going to make me rich. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 08:14:24 PM: YOu could cover them in chocolate :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2012, 09:12:14 PM: That would work. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2012, 09:26:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2012, 08:11:52 PM
I have come to the realisation that hard-boiled egg ice lollies are not going to make me rich. noooo:

I am starting to wonder if you are somehow related to Nick.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Just One More on February 03, 2012, 10:26:53 PM: The late Miss T sad32: I'll miss her.

Is the washing building up APC? happy100
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 10:30:19 PM: Quote from: Just One More on February 03, 2012, 10:26:53 PM
The late Miss T sad32: I'll miss her.

Is the washing building up APC? happy100

I'll take matters in hand............... whistle:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2012, 10:21:40 AM: A 64 year old tin of lard?? eeek: sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16852830 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16852830)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 10:33:33 AM: I thought that was going to be about John Prescott
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2012, 02:44:16 PM: Piagra? sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2097222/Want-mood-love-Valentines-Day-Try-new-libido-boosting-pie-secret-ingredient--slow-cooked-BULLS-TESTICLES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2097222/Want-mood-love-Valentines-Day-Try-new-libido-boosting-pie-secret-ingredient--slow-cooked-BULLS-TESTICLES.html)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2012, 11:22:35 AM: Just heard about this listening to Radio 4 eeek:

http://theskinnybib.com/2011/09/20/guo-li-zhuang-penis-restaurant-beijing/ (http://theskinnybib.com/2011/09/20/guo-li-zhuang-penis-restaurant-beijing/)

sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 05:50:35 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:

yep. I'm game. I dont like caviar or chocolate, however had caviar on a white chocolate button at the Fat Duck and it tasted like cheese. Who knows what a choc coloured sprout may taste like. rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:16:57 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:

yep. I'm game. I dont like caviar or chocolate, however had caviar on a white chocolate button at the Fat Duck and it tasted like cheese. Who knows what a choc coloured sprout may taste like. rubschin:

The Fat Duck... I used to live within staggering distance..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2012, 06:19:35 PM: I imagine you stagger everywhere, what with your Nog and your shins noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:20:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 29, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
I imagine you stagger everywhere, what with your Nog and your shins noooo:

evil:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 06:23:55 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:

yep. I'm game. I dont like caviar or chocolate, however had caviar on a white chocolate button at the Fat Duck and it tasted like cheese. Who knows what a choc coloured sprout may taste like. rubschin:

The Fat Duck... I used to live within staggering distance..... cloud9:

gorgeous part of england. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:25:30 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:

yep. I'm game. I dont like caviar or chocolate, however had caviar on a white chocolate button at the Fat Duck and it tasted like cheese. Who knows what a choc coloured sprout may taste like. rubschin:

The Fat Duck... I used to live within staggering distance..... cloud9:

gorgeous part of england. :thumbsup:

So close to Slough too! lol:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 06:34:57 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:

yep. I'm game. I dont like caviar or chocolate, however had caviar on a white chocolate button at the Fat Duck and it tasted like cheese. Who knows what a choc coloured sprout may taste like. rubschin:

The Fat Duck... I used to live within staggering distance..... cloud9:

gorgeous part of england. :thumbsup:

Some nice villages around there. Was the Fat Duck worth it rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 06:37:29 PM: absolutely. had snail porridge, wow! what an experience. cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:38:59 PM: Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 06:34:57 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
We do need a tester Darwin, just to see if they are as vile as they sound... rubschin:

Who are the biggest pissheads here? Sinister:

Oi......... cussing:
OK, thats the male volunteer sorted, now how about a lady? rubschin:

sorry I'm late. cloud9:

You do realise you are volunteering to try the new chocolate coated spouts Miss T eeek:

yep. I'm game. I dont like caviar or chocolate, however had caviar on a white chocolate button at the Fat Duck and it tasted like cheese. Who knows what a choc coloured sprout may taste like. rubschin:

The Fat Duck... I used to live within staggering distance..... cloud9:

gorgeous part of england. :thumbsup:

Some nice villages around there. Was the Fat Duck worth it rubschin:

Oh yes... amazing food! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 06:51:50 PM: did you try the snail porridge? one of the weirdest yet scrummy things ever. it looked radioactive!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F6dsy0q2td%2Fsnail.jpg&hash=efb6573123344255b80226a3fb41605585672cb5) (http://postimage.org/image/6dsy0q2td/)
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:53:41 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
did you try the snail porridge? one of the weirdest yet scrummy things ever. it looked radioactive!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2F6dsy0q2td%2Fsnail.jpg&hash=efb6573123344255b80226a3fb41605585672cb5) (http://postimage.org/image/6dsy0q2td/)

I can't remember - I was always bladdered when I staggered out.... redface:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 06:55:11 PM: tut tut. what a waste. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:56:32 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 06:55:11 PM
tut tut. what a waste. noooo:

Ah... but I enjoyed the experience of being there and getting bladdered! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2012, 07:00:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 06:55:11 PM
tut tut. what a waste. noooo:

Ah... but I enjoyed the experience of being there and getting bladdered! Thumbs:

I had a row ..........wanted a ciggie break (outside) some french twat told me the chef will not wait...............my reply was .....if he wants paying he will........there were 8 of us ..........he soon reconsidered .......... ;D
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 07:30:07 PM: redface: redface: redface: tis true.
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 07:31:58 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
redface: redface: redface: tis true.

noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 08:02:01 PM: wrong food is anything morroccan. what is the obsession with putting fruit in everything savoury? eg. lamb with prunes, pork with apricots and grapes, chicken with almonds and sultanas. sick2: Unless it is a hawaiin pizza, fruit should be for dessert. Its like putting custard on a steak!!! noooo:

rant over. smile:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2012, 08:04:19 PM: Wabbit pie with prunes is orgasmic cloud9:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 08:05:15 PM: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2012, 08:06:27 PM: Pork in cider? rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2012, 08:14:41 PM: No dear. ::)
No sausage either. noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 30, 2012, 07:43:03 AM: How about Jamie O's favourite from his last series - Cock in Cider?
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2012, 05:06:42 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2012%2F08%2F31%2Farticle-0-14C56CF7000005DC-569_468x323.jpg&hash=843cdfd0f512ece7ce772e02387e74f90471881f)

noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2012, 11:37:48 AM: Ok a drink bit still wrong...............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2197459/Bacon-cocktails-London-pop-bar-created-Falmouth-Loading-bars-James-Dance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2197459/Bacon-cocktails-London-pop-bar-created-Falmouth-Loading-bars-James-Dance.html)

noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 03, 2012, 05:37:39 PM: sick2:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2012, 05:55:57 PM: Actually looking at the drink ingredients they probably taste pretty good. rubschin:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2012, 06:36:07 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02330%2Fcounty-fair_2330645k.jpg&hash=af4611d8b6892667332ac1640f0b90c58f5a35c5)

noooo:
Title: Re: Foods of ultimate wrongness.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2012, 07:42:40 PM: I'm in 2 minds about this, on the one hand candy that hurts comes under a food of wrongness but on the other I've worked with people who have helped themselves to sweets of my desk before........ eveilgrin:

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ec0c/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ec0c/)