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Title: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2007, 08:45:19 AM
Lent Mrs Nick my mobile phone last night. Reminded her to give it back to me this morning. Now find she has gone off with it in her handbag.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead evil:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 08:49:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2007, 08:45:19 AM
Lent Mrs Nick my mobile phone last night. Reminded her to give it back to me this morning. Now find she has gone off with it in her handbag.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead evil:
She obviously hadn't finished checking all your numbers and reading the text messages. evil:

Candle at Epsom you say?
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Bar Wench on June 28, 2007, 09:20:18 AM
Good job I've never phoned you then! The idea of Mrs Nick having my number is not one I relish!  eeek:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2007, 09:23:18 AM
Fortunately the battery has gone flat so my murky secret lives are safely dead for the day. Mind you, my VM will be full by tonight with calls from desperate air hostesses and the like eeek:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 10:25:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2007, 09:23:18 AM
Fortunately the battery has gone flat so my murky secret lives are safely dead for the day. Mind you, my VM will be full by tonight with calls from desperate air hostesses and the like eeek:
Some kind of unique battery charger for yours eh?

If she decides she wants to know, she will find a way to recharge it.

Or the PI will. ;)
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 10:28:03 AM
Nick's in the shiiiit! Nick's in the shiiit!  point:

Hang On ~ my number is on there  eeek:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2007, 10:32:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 10:25:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2007, 09:23:18 AM
Fortunately the battery has gone flat so my murky secret lives are safely dead for the day. Mind you, my VM will be full by tonight with calls from desperate air hostesses and the like eeek:
Some kind of unique battery charger for yours eh?

If she decides she wants to know, she will find a way to recharge it.

Or the PI will. ;)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Bar Wench on June 28, 2007, 10:48:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 10:28:03 AM
Nick's in the shiiiit! Nick's in the shiiit!  point:

Hang On ~ my number is on there  eeek:

See!!! Everyone duck and cover
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2007, 02:14:46 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Anyone checked the obituarys yet? happy001
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 04:25:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Anyone checked the obituarys yet? happy001

I check the Times every morning to see if I am there. redface:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2007, 05:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2007, 10:32:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 10:25:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2007, 09:23:18 AM
Fortunately the battery has gone flat so my murky secret lives are safely dead for the day. Mind you, my VM will be full by tonight with calls from desperate air hostesses and the like eeek:
Some kind of unique battery charger for yours eh?

If she decides she wants to know, she will find a way to recharge it.

Or the PI will. ;)

 eeek:

If/wnen you get it back you may want to check she hasnt set your calls to divert to another (her) phone.......  whistle:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 05:31:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 04:25:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Anyone checked the obituarys yet? happy001

I check the Times every morning to see if I am there. redface:

And are you?
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 05:48:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 05:31:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 04:25:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Anyone checked the obituarys yet? happy001

I check the Times every morning to see if I am there. redface:

And are you?

No.

Is that good?
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Snoopy on June 29, 2007, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 05:48:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 05:31:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 04:25:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Anyone checked the obituarys yet? happy001

I check the Times every morning to see if I am there. redface:

And are you?

No.

Is that good?

Let us just say it is a hopeful sign.


Of course it could mean that your surviving family are too tight to pay for the obit.
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2007, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 29, 2007, 10:14:14 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 05:48:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 05:31:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2007, 04:25:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on June 28, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
Anyone checked the obituarys yet? happy001
I check the Times every morning to see if I am there. redface:
And are you?
No.
Is that good?
Let us just say it is a hopeful sign.
Of course it could mean that your surviving family are too tight to pay for the obit.

That carries the ring of truth. evil:
Title: Re: Bloody Wimmin
Post by: Berek on June 29, 2007, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 28, 2007, 10:28:03 AM
Nick's in the shiiiit! Nick's in the shiiit!  point:

Hang On ~ my number is on there  eeek:

so is mine.. censored: scared2: